It's been so long since a man touched Lily...

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @ShylilyClipsFan
    @ShylilyClipsFan  6 месяцев назад +2607

    like if you still have your foreskin

    • @Lazar710
      @Lazar710 6 месяцев назад

      Who doesn’t love foreskin

    • @itzmeyaho8092
      @itzmeyaho8092 6 месяцев назад +19

      12 likes..respectable

    • @Type95HaGo.
      @Type95HaGo. 6 месяцев назад +15

      а если нету?...

    • @Seissmo
      @Seissmo 6 месяцев назад +48

      FORESKIN GANG RISE UP! 🙏

    • @RicardoTudo
      @RicardoTudo 6 месяцев назад +1

      😅

  • @BadDefaultOS
    @BadDefaultOS 6 месяцев назад +4322

    Just 2 years without seccs? I'm going for 20 consecutive years 🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @omnimon91
      @omnimon91 6 месяцев назад +432

      I'm already at 30+...

    • @DegmoGrandfather
      @DegmoGrandfather 6 месяцев назад +239

      26 almost 27

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 6 месяцев назад +262

      Birth doesn't count as sex guys.

    • @Enae-Esen
      @Enae-Esen 6 месяцев назад +148

      @@mandowarrior123 shhhh, dont tell them

    • @darknessmohag6181
      @darknessmohag6181 6 месяцев назад +142

      33 years old.. still no Segs.

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation 6 месяцев назад +2426

    Lily: "I havent had seqs for years"
    Meanwhile Bao: "UUUUOOOOOH I NEED TO BE BREAD"

    • @RicardoMeansKing
      @RicardoMeansKing 6 месяцев назад +128

      let us NOT recall that wolfman clip animation thing

    • @Scathach_
      @Scathach_ 6 месяцев назад +92

      🐳 --> 🍞

    • @idkusername2795
      @idkusername2795 6 месяцев назад +44

      🍞👍

    • @theoriginalbeanboy
      @theoriginalbeanboy 6 месяцев назад +29

      its time to bake

    • @A-dood
      @A-dood 6 месяцев назад +12

      ​​@@theoriginalbeanboy bao doesn't need to, trust me

  • @ashurad_fox5991
    @ashurad_fox5991 6 месяцев назад +1105

    People who became wizardsvafter 30 years old: "2 years? Rookie numbers"

    • @jonhart8580
      @jonhart8580 6 месяцев назад +43

      Being a wizard is awesome

    • @MrFarmer110
      @MrFarmer110 6 месяцев назад +23

      @@jonhart8580 It's also a lot cheaper than the alternative as well.

    • @joris833
      @joris833 6 месяцев назад +9

      Two years and i will become a wizard, my dream will finally happen, i waited so long for this

    • @Steadyriot-is4jg
      @Steadyriot-is4jg 6 месяцев назад +3

      nah wizard is 40 ...monk is 50

    • @grimreaper63151
      @grimreaper63151 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@Steadyriot-is4jgno 30 is a wizard I think. 20 or 25 is a sage? Idk I’m going by what a friend said

  • @memer34per39
    @memer34per39 6 месяцев назад +815

    29...
    And something tells me that the mana bar and wizard class unlock is going to be just another lie...

    • @christophsiebert1213
      @christophsiebert1213 6 месяцев назад +59

      Wait what? I have 2 more years to go, you wanna tell me I don't become a qizard? Why did I do this shit then?!

    • @DeadlyNightshadeZ
      @DeadlyNightshadeZ 6 месяцев назад +88

      @@christophsiebert1213 Nah, thats at 40, not 30. At 30 you gain hidden knowledge and new understanding of the universe, it's at 40 that you can make use of it as a Wizard. 30 is more of an initiate.

    • @memer34per39
      @memer34per39 6 месяцев назад +49

      @@DeadlyNightshadeZ don't do it... Don't give us hope...

    • @belckroz1952
      @belckroz1952 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@DeadlyNightshadeZ yall know you can get that knowledge faster if you early prestige at age 10.
      If you do that you can get wizard at 30.

    • @DurzoBlint178
      @DurzoBlint178 6 месяцев назад +9

      You definitely become wizard at 30...stfu justletmehavethis💀💀💀

  • @MaxxSea
    @MaxxSea 6 месяцев назад +800

    2 years? Lmao rookie numbers

    • @NobleOneA259
      @NobleOneA259 6 месяцев назад +10

      not even lol thats nothing numbers 🤣🤣🤣

    • @GameFuMaster
      @GameFuMaster 6 месяцев назад

      women trying to guess what "long" means in sex years, fkn lol

    • @war_fish
      @war_fish 2 месяца назад

      didnt she became a vtuber 2 years ago?

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 6 месяцев назад +1258

    She's lonely without her screwdriver

  • @Supperdude9
    @Supperdude9 6 месяцев назад +461

    "Have any of you had a dry spell?"
    ...Lily, do you even know your audience?

    • @dorjjodvobatkhuu6457
      @dorjjodvobatkhuu6457 6 месяцев назад +3

      XD

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@dorjjodvobatkhuu6457 Thing is how does Lily have a bigger dry spell than me?

    • @StochasticUniverse
      @StochasticUniverse 6 месяцев назад +7

      You can't have a dry spell if you've never gotten it wet.

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@StochasticUniverse ...Except that she does have a bigger dry spell than me.

    • @undoubledsine2962
      @undoubledsine2962 5 месяцев назад +2

      I just took a shower I'm pretty wet​@@StochasticUniverse

  • @Lazar710
    @Lazar710 6 месяцев назад +608

    I will never get tired of the cute noise at all, it will be my copium in life, thank you Pierre for that.

    • @TearDownGenesis
      @TearDownGenesis 6 месяцев назад +5

      yeah, the intro is so great.

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo 6 месяцев назад +3

      Always my fav part of the vids. Pierre is a masterclass at giving us that lol.

  • @Steadyriot-is4jg
    @Steadyriot-is4jg 6 месяцев назад +33

    if two years is a dry spell, then i'm a fucking desert.

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 6 месяцев назад +319

    Fun Biology Fact! Hymen do not neccesarily (Key word: neccesarily) break when doing the deed for the first time. Take it slow and carefully for the first time, just to minimize any injury and to get used to things. Ofcourse, the first time will probably not be your best time, but that's to expect for someone with no experience. Do note that sometimes pain and bleeding will still happen, but it's still best to take it slowly and especially calmly for the first time, just don't panic if that happens and communicate clearly to your partner what you feel and want.
    Source: My Biology textbook from the equivilent of high-school.

    • @Ghalaghor_McAllistor
      @Ghalaghor_McAllistor 6 месяцев назад +89

      Another fun fact: the hymen can break through other activities that aren't related to sex.

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 6 месяцев назад +53

      @@Ghalaghor_McAllistor My source confirms it. Fact approved, thank you for your contribution.

    • @stiegelzeine2186
      @stiegelzeine2186 6 месяцев назад

      Wheres the fact? I only see bullshit if there was a fact then you would’ve said that this bullshit called „hymen“ is bullshit made up by sexist religious idiots and doesnt even exist

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 6 месяцев назад +18

      Honestly i just didn't go all the way in the first time with the first girl I was with sexually. I didn't want to hurt her in any way etc. After we got used to each other though, yeah, it was still uncomfortable breaking it.. But not as bad as it would have been I'm thinking

    • @averyrestless3786
      @averyrestless3786 6 месяцев назад +7

      Other fun fact: hymens can indeed heal and regrow.

  • @fruxo4218
    @fruxo4218 6 месяцев назад +86

    "I haven't had seqs for years"
    Wait that's something people have?

    • @viniciushenrique6672
      @viniciushenrique6672 6 месяцев назад +8

      Seems cap to me. Not gonna lie.
      It's a lot more believable that we just duplicate after a certain age. Just saying.

    • @SauronforDarkLord
      @SauronforDarkLord 4 месяца назад

      @@viniciushenrique6672 “ctrl c + ctrl v” ahh moment

  • @mcmarkmarkson7115
    @mcmarkmarkson7115 6 месяцев назад +538

    Chat with every other youtuber, don't you dare have sex, you are our innocent and pure idol
    Lily: "I have sex ALL the time"
    Lily's chat: "x for doubt" "as if" "dream on" "haha good one Lily!"

    • @PigeonCrash
      @PigeonCrash 6 месяцев назад +55

      Chat do be coping though.

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 6 месяцев назад +40

      @@PigeonCrash wouldn't be chat otherwise

    • @tomwanders6022
      @tomwanders6022 6 месяцев назад +5

      ⁠@@PigeonCrashI mean she sounds quite mature, despite being a little good ball.
      I definitely believe her.

    • @aymenbx648
      @aymenbx648 6 месяцев назад

      It's Vtubers that get that most of the time

    • @flixelgato1288
      @flixelgato1288 6 месяцев назад

      @@aymenbx648yeah I absolutely love that. Tbf lots of vtubers now shit on idol culture, but not that many prominent ones to this extent.

  • @zenatrix849
    @zenatrix849 6 месяцев назад +48

    Lily: "2 years no secs"
    Me: almost at 22 years strong

  • @haroldwickliff9225
    @haroldwickliff9225 6 месяцев назад +89

    2 years not having it not even close to mine.23 years I forgotten how it was like!

    • @Steadyriot-is4jg
      @Steadyriot-is4jg 6 месяцев назад +8

      12 here, i'm starting to think that 33% of sexless men may have been accurate.

    • @StochasticUniverse
      @StochasticUniverse 5 месяцев назад

      @@Steadyriot-is4jg I've seen reports that, depending on the country you're in, it can be as high as 50%. Japan is thought to lead the world in this and the rate in Japan is 50%. But even in America, it's shockingly high nowadays. Times have gotten harder than they used to be.

    • @RainbowHomo
      @RainbowHomo 5 месяцев назад

      @@StochasticUniverse you can thank 4th wave feminism and online dating for that xD

  • @kabargin
    @kabargin 6 месяцев назад +83

    chat be like: Weakness Disgusts Me

  • @Lazar710
    @Lazar710 6 месяцев назад +133

    I like how fast it the story change, first it was shylily Haircut to first time SEGS of popping a cherry.
    It went from innocent conversation to SUSS moment so fast.

    • @MegamanZXOmega
      @MegamanZXOmega 6 месяцев назад +8

      Classic Lily

    • @Th3_Traitor
      @Th3_Traitor 6 месяцев назад +3

      A cultured conversation. 🍷🗿

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 6 месяцев назад +31

    Only two years Lily? I’m about to set the bar at 30

  • @NeroTheBoop
    @NeroTheBoop 6 месяцев назад +76

    Thank you Pierre for always blessing us with cute Lily noises at the start of the videos🙏

  • @delsin28
    @delsin28 6 месяцев назад +104

    2:12 If there's a couple going at it for 5 - 6 hours Gordon Ramsay will personally appear at your door to tell you _ITS FUCKIN RAW_ , because thats just crazy lmao

    • @Triflingtales4444
      @Triflingtales4444 6 месяцев назад +1

      So I get laid and meet Gordon? I don’t see the issue

    • @elijahsteele9170
      @elijahsteele9170 6 месяцев назад +16

      So THAT’S why there haven’t been any new seasons of Hell’s Kitchen recently!

    • @Archangel591
      @Archangel591 6 месяцев назад

      I imagine it's doable if you go for more of a tantric angle and mix in a ton of stuff other than regular penetrative sex. Because, yeah. That shit gets raw for sure. But fondling and kissing, that you can do for hours with no real downsides.

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 6 месяцев назад +9

      Right? People talk about doing it for hours upon hours straight. Now, if it's like, sex spread out through the day or night, like that's one thing. But straight through? Idk how anyone would do that

    • @gr33dl0cknein3
      @gr33dl0cknein3 6 месяцев назад +2

      It can indeed cause irritation and sometimes even laceration, on either genital.

  • @SekayKFP
    @SekayKFP 6 месяцев назад +10

    It's honestly comforting to see that so many of us are very lonely

    • @LEVI-8
      @LEVI-8 5 месяцев назад

      Nah it’s fkn sad seeing 20-30 year olds that have not had a single relationship in their lives. Like if you are 30 and have never had a relationship then there’s probably something wrong with you, either your ugly and obese or your just a mean person, that’s what these comments show, plus it shows that the demographic of vtubers (in this case ShyLily) is 20-40 year olds, which in my opinion if you are 30 years old watching a vtuber your probably pretty down bad

    • @broly7784
      @broly7784 2 месяца назад +2

      That's not conforting at all lol that's concerning.

    • @SekayKFP
      @SekayKFP 2 месяца назад

      @@broly7784 yeah but at least we're not COMPLETELY lonely yk (god I'm coping so hard)

    • @broly7784
      @broly7784 2 месяца назад

      @@SekayKFP I'm not lonely btw

    • @SekayKFP
      @SekayKFP 2 месяца назад

      @@broly7784 ok ?

  • @jdogzerosilverblade299
    @jdogzerosilverblade299 6 месяцев назад +67

    "Randomly throw around a number"
    it took her a long time to pick 2 years. feels like that she was naming her own time. :D

    • @coldacid
      @coldacid 6 месяцев назад +18

      She was totally throwing out her own number and pretending it wasn't

    • @killer342i
      @killer342i 6 месяцев назад +7

      Not that's any of our busines but 2 years meen that during her V-tubing career she had some.
      Making her claim of having s.. more often that chat true😢😢😢

    • @shriekinninja330
      @shriekinninja330 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@killer342i She once had a dry spell of 2 years but now lives with her bf and has for years. I suspect they probably have sex.

    • @OcarinaOfVali
      @OcarinaOfVali 6 месяцев назад

      yea that was the joke

    • @killer342i
      @killer342i 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@shriekinninja330 Boeska ??
      He is her manager and as far as we know isn't her BF , he is in a relation whit one of her mod.

  • @AnJelloSnaccy
    @AnJelloSnaccy 6 месяцев назад +7

    2 years is rookie numbers. You gotta bring those numbers up

  • @SonicUnleasher1
    @SonicUnleasher1 6 месяцев назад +17

    2 years Lily? Really?? I’m 29 and chances are I’m still gonna be unplucked in the next 30 years

    • @StochasticUniverse
      @StochasticUniverse 5 месяцев назад +1

      It really is true that if you make it past your early 30s, you're probably locked in for the full ride. There's just a cascade of life factors that accumulate that work against you at that point.
      But also...imagine how rough it would be to have to pop a Viagra for your first time? lol

    • @SonicUnleasher1
      @SonicUnleasher1 5 месяцев назад

      @@StochasticUniverse that would be crazy

  • @VeryButtery
    @VeryButtery 6 месяцев назад +3

    I have a feeling two years is in the low end for anyone watching this clip

  • @mysticalpotato86
    @mysticalpotato86 6 месяцев назад +21

    Rookie numbers - 5 years without even a hug, I don't really remember what other people feel like. I imagine its like a semi ripe fruit.

  • @shenlong3879
    @shenlong3879 6 месяцев назад +39

    Women thinking not having sex for 2 years is long.

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 6 месяцев назад

      Am average looking 27yo man, have not had sex in 10 months due to being too focused on uni. This has been an extremely long time lol.

    • @SekayKFP
      @SekayKFP 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@fearedjames now imagine 20 years

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 6 месяцев назад

      @@SekayKFP Get better game lol

  • @DracoFire3000
    @DracoFire3000 6 месяцев назад +3

    I'm already on a 20 1/2 year streak, you've gotta pump those numbers up Lily

  • @allenellisdewitt
    @allenellisdewitt 6 месяцев назад +8

    It is impossible for me to feel bad about this.

  • @Doran_Runeblite
    @Doran_Runeblite 6 месяцев назад +13

    0:05 . . . . . Boggos Binted? 👽

  • @Usersunited
    @Usersunited 6 месяцев назад +5

    "Dont put so much importance on your first time."
    Actual cope.

  • @antique6503
    @antique6503 6 месяцев назад +4

    I genuinely love these talks lmao.
    Most other VTubers stray from the topic or just go super goofy with it, Lily just says what comes to mind and it’s amazing. Wish I had her as my sex Ed teacher.

    • @StochasticUniverse
      @StochasticUniverse 5 месяцев назад

      You had Sex Ed? I went to a Catholic school. They literally just didn't address the topic, haha.

    • @antique6503
      @antique6503 5 месяцев назад

      @@StochasticUniverse
      I am currently in my last year of a Catholic high school, they actually did talk about it in our first year.

  • @ohmielevisope4237
    @ohmielevisope4237 6 месяцев назад +5

    Only 2 years? How about your whole entire life? We don't even have a concept of what it's like to be loved because of our crippling loneliness 😂

  • @jonathonspears7736
    @jonathonspears7736 6 месяцев назад +1

    The "Desk: -1HP" gets me every time. You do such a good job Pierre

  • @happatsch3a
    @happatsch3a 6 месяцев назад +32

    Dayum.. My first time... Vietnam flashbacks with a bloody tsunami..

    • @painlesskun3959
      @painlesskun3959 6 месяцев назад +1

      Always take it slow on first time, make sure everyone is calm and relaxed, then when the first steps occur you can take peace and joy (silently) at how the baby walks.
      Ohh we were talking about sex? Take it slow and calm, relaxed.... once it ruptures give it time to heal. It will be painful but don't worry.

    • @neonex6590
      @neonex6590 6 месяцев назад

      Wtf, did you experience the red sea on your first try or something

    • @happatsch3a
      @happatsch3a 6 месяцев назад

      So to make that clear. She did not have too much blood going out, but rather she was so comfortable with me that she has gotten so wet that it looked like she peed herself, even though she did not. Makes sense?

    • @StochasticUniverse
      @StochasticUniverse 5 месяцев назад

      @@happatsch3a I thought there was a tsunami of blood. :P Damn colloquialisms!

  • @bigbangtheory0000
    @bigbangtheory0000 6 месяцев назад +5

    While the two-year gap may once have occurred, I can absolutely guarantee for everyone in chat, it is not a recent or ongoing spell for her. I'd put money that the whole spell was Covid when we were all locked inside and that streak ended as soon as it was safe to do so.

  • @jaidora
    @jaidora 6 месяцев назад +4

    30 years old, no sex, still don’t see it coming in another 30 years.

  • @Dbzmaniac6
    @Dbzmaniac6 6 месяцев назад +2

    2 years? Thems is rookie numbers, going on 31 years!!!! *sobs softly in a dark corner*

  • @blacknight7559
    @blacknight7559 6 месяцев назад +3

    2 years??!!!??!! Damm, thats really harsh, I hope she gets the love she wants
    *(I haven't been touched by a woman on my 19 years of life)*

    • @XxchezztoxX
      @XxchezztoxX 5 месяцев назад

      20 i feel you bro 🫡

  • @Shankmeyster
    @Shankmeyster 6 месяцев назад +3

    2 years is a drop in the bucket

  • @betawolfhd
    @betawolfhd 6 месяцев назад +5

    My life is a dry spell, thanks "loving parents"

    • @qq84
      @qq84 4 месяца назад

      It's not bad to wait till your an adult or even till marriage.

    • @betawolfhd
      @betawolfhd 4 месяца назад +1

      @@qq84 I'm 30, my mother purposely harmed my ability to date

  • @SomeDoucheNamedPeacock
    @SomeDoucheNamedPeacock 6 месяцев назад +6

    I've had a dryspell goin on for 26 almost 27 years lol

  • @jollyroger195
    @jollyroger195 6 месяцев назад +2

    Dry spell? May as well be living on Mars already.

  • @svenabel2987
    @svenabel2987 6 месяцев назад +6

    I never lost my virginity because I never loose

  • @dk_boyblue
    @dk_boyblue 5 месяцев назад +1

    I see many wizards and people on the verge of becoming a wizard themselves, it's so sad.

  • @n3m3sis82
    @n3m3sis82 6 месяцев назад +9

    im going for 25 years now

  • @ggolden7246
    @ggolden7246 5 месяцев назад +2

    The person worried about 2 years without sex lol I've been 22 years without having sex... so sad

  • @Lazar710
    @Lazar710 6 месяцев назад +47

    I never knew Shylily can teach us on SEGS educational stuff even she never had one man in her life, so thoughtful of her.

    • @autobotoctolingthomasho3362
      @autobotoctolingthomasho3362 6 месяцев назад +3

      schools should hire her on puberty topics

    • @Lazar710
      @Lazar710 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@autobotoctolingthomasho3362 damn right 😎

    • @Th3_Traitor
      @Th3_Traitor 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@autobotoctolingthomasho3362 Yes please but too late for many of us. _sadge_

    • @stiegelzeine2186
      @stiegelzeine2186 6 месяцев назад

      Wdym education? Ok i guess wrong information can also be considered education because otherwise religious „education“ wouldnt exist but just so you know youve been lied to your entire life, no scientist would tell you what she told you about this fake „hymen“ bullshit
      That thing is just made up by relgious people to discriminate women who have sex a lot

  • @lennonjohndancel9330
    @lennonjohndancel9330 6 месяцев назад +2

    2 years don't compare to our decades

  • @TieflingKumasi
    @TieflingKumasi 6 месяцев назад +6

    30+, Lily

  • @ZxosGamer
    @ZxosGamer 6 месяцев назад +3

    2? HOW ABOUT MY FUCKIN ENTIRE LIFE?

  • @HeliosRed95
    @HeliosRed95 5 месяцев назад +1

    It's okay Lily, At this rate the 40 year old virgin will become a documentary about me.

  • @billyrodriguez3900
    @billyrodriguez3900 6 месяцев назад +7

    I'm on a 10 year dry spell 😔

  • @Kaigu_b.f.2508
    @Kaigu_b.f.2508 6 месяцев назад +2

    2 years? Lmao, going strong for 23 years with no stop in sight 😎

  • @thetruestarking20000
    @thetruestarking20000 6 месяцев назад +5

    I am once again reminded that there are people out there that frequently have sex.....or at all.

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 6 месяцев назад

      The average person has sex once every 9 days.

    • @StochasticUniverse
      @StochasticUniverse 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@fearedjames I highly doubt that's true, at least in my country (USA). Sex reports suggest that half of all married people have sex less than once a month, and over 30% of the population under age 30 are virgins outright. Once every 9 days would correlate to a median of about 40 sexual encounters per year, per person. I don't think we can get there, given the frequency issues that so many people in the population have.
      There's also the big picture issue that we live in a rapidly aging society and older people are less active by nature (though still not necessarily at absolute zero). The people that are 65+ are roughtly equal in number to those that are 18 to 25, who should be the most sexually active. I dunno, it doesn't feel like you can get to a median of 40 times/year.

  • @miguelgamer_v
    @miguelgamer_v 6 месяцев назад +1

    6 HOURS?
    Thats not a normal man.
    Its a cyborg.

  • @Spika94
    @Spika94 6 месяцев назад +3

    Ngl, this comment section is boosting my morale. I'm not alone!

    • @SekayKFP
      @SekayKFP 6 месяцев назад +1

      Same, it makes me feel less lonely in a sense

  • @robertross45
    @robertross45 6 месяцев назад +1

    2 years? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta bring those numbers up.

  • @louisrobitaille5810
    @louisrobitaille5810 6 месяцев назад +3

    1:45 "Poppy one's cherry can be a bloody experience."
    Americans: 😱.
    British: 😳.

  • @z3ntropy
    @z3ntropy 6 месяцев назад +2

    she lies to you all and thats okay- you're not owed the truth

  • @playerjmh9260
    @playerjmh9260 6 месяцев назад +3

    Meanwhile us guys who had no experience whatsoever here just watching and wondering how do people do it so easily. (That’s me 😢)

  • @Kishin-lv8dt
    @Kishin-lv8dt 6 месяцев назад +2

    Oh boo hoo
    Let me just play a sad song on this little violin 🎻

  • @grimreaper686
    @grimreaper686 6 месяцев назад +15

    Lol the idea the hymen could regenerate to make you a virgin again is hilarious

    • @deusdamnit
      @deusdamnit 6 месяцев назад +9

      The hymen can restore itself; but, the hymen isn't an indicator of virginity. Many women break their own hymen, and sometimes sex doesn't break it at all.

    • @yumri4
      @yumri4 6 месяцев назад

      @@deusdamnit yes and no. It can restore some of itself but if it is totally broken to the point there is no more soft tissue to build from then it will not have anything to restore and stay broken. For most women their hymen is entirely removed so there is nothing that the body can rebuild from. For women who have had penetrative vaginal sex or just stuck an object inside there far enough to break it then it isn't rebuilding itself. I hear some broke it from enough fiction from exercise but the amount needed is most likely that of a track & field girl or a cheer leader kind of thing not a human who is doing non-sports related stuff.

    • @OcarinaOfVali
      @OcarinaOfVali 6 месяцев назад

      It can literally regenerate though.

  • @SSB_Master_Hand
    @SSB_Master_Hand 6 месяцев назад +1

    Pfft... In about 2 years, I'll be able to cast Fireball!

  • @StardustSynchron
    @StardustSynchron 6 месяцев назад +5

    Damn these comments make me feel sad :(

  • @Shinyloog20992
    @Shinyloog20992 6 месяцев назад +1

    If it makes her feel better there's guaranteed a line of guys ready to volunteer

  • @butternuts842
    @butternuts842 6 месяцев назад +14

    25 years and counting. Beat that!
    I'm so alone

    • @gamerrowedy6614
      @gamerrowedy6614 6 месяцев назад +3

      No your not brother i to am 24 year virgin

    • @timkoehler
      @timkoehler 6 месяцев назад +1

      Same :,(

  • @knowledge_leaf
    @knowledge_leaf 6 месяцев назад +2

    "It's been so long since a man, woman, or otherworldly being touched Lily" more like

  • @evangelineathanasia499
    @evangelineathanasia499 6 месяцев назад +28

    SHYLILY COMMANDS YOU LADIES! go out and stop being skittish, frik and get good at it!

  • @poncho-via
    @poncho-via 6 месяцев назад +1

    Why cut hair when you can style? To quote purpleeyeswtf "oh no he's styling all over his bawls!"

  • @LuisHRVR
    @LuisHRVR 6 месяцев назад +7

    While experiencing pain during your first time might be a common or frequent phenomenon, it should'nt be considered "normal". Sex should'nt hurt. Many sources say, using more lubricant usually reduces the pain felt by amatuer couples.

  • @marcks-3980
    @marcks-3980 6 месяцев назад +2

    Paraplegic here, try 10 years of NOTHING. Not even having the capability to do it yourself, because there's just no feeling at all. On top of that, no girl wants to be with you, for one because you're shorter than her, and two down there doesn't work like she'd want it to.

  • @fans8777
    @fans8777 6 месяцев назад +5

    this video......................is a whole different level, lily is way to comfortable i swear

  • @N00bie666
    @N00bie666 6 месяцев назад +1

    2 years, thats adorable

  • @goosemagicflute
    @goosemagicflute 6 месяцев назад +51

    Heh, try 24 years. Amateurs 😏........
    ...........god im so lonely.

  • @VPCh.
    @VPCh. 6 месяцев назад +1

    Even if it did grow back, I'm sure it would have been broken immediately again, even without a guy knowing her love of "cat toys".

  • @Rubbe87
    @Rubbe87 6 месяцев назад +8

    Most people here are over 30 and never done it.

  • @chefcc90
    @chefcc90 6 месяцев назад +2

    You know you are inexperienced when you ask if that is a thing...

  • @blazewagon5677
    @blazewagon5677 6 месяцев назад +3

    SOME PPL
    smh
    Try NEVER

  • @kaijuultimax9407
    @kaijuultimax9407 6 месяцев назад +2

    2 years? Rookie numbers, I've got 6 years and counting.

  • @mortuusponduus7879
    @mortuusponduus7879 6 месяцев назад +13

    Day 110: 40 pushups

    • @Eidolon5150
      @Eidolon5150 6 месяцев назад +1

      Those are rookie numbers

  • @roguerangerroger
    @roguerangerroger 6 месяцев назад +3

    Her telling me or us that she hasn't had sex in 2 years is like her complaining about food around those who couldn't afford to eat. I wanna eat too

  • @morgothable
    @morgothable 6 месяцев назад +2

    It is worth mentioning that the first time can be painful, but it doesnt have to. It is to some degree about the individual, it is also about how much preparation goes before the action.
    So some people will have a painful first time, others will just have a good time. There can be blood, but there doesnt have to be, it is a very individual thing.

  • @wolfgamer4388
    @wolfgamer4388 6 месяцев назад +4

    Don't overvalue your first time?What a joke...I'm not her fan this vid just randomly pops in my recommendations but like imo,girls and boys,make sure you choose right and don't regret it.

  • @shadowcat1606
    @shadowcat1606 6 месяцев назад

    Two entire years? Child's play... i'm encroaching Arch Wizzard at this point...

  • @KerbalLauncher
    @KerbalLauncher 6 месяцев назад +4

    This is such a bait. Shylily has WAAAAY too many simps for this to be a thing. At least one of them has to have money and be not gross or creepy :p.

    • @StochasticUniverse
      @StochasticUniverse 5 месяцев назад

      Most men that are sexually inactive are not getting laid because they're not looking. Is it so hard to imagine that women are in the same boat? People lament the lack of experiences in a general sense, but when the chips are down, they don't care enough to actually DO anything about it because the cost of change is greater than the cost of inertia, so inertia prevails by default. This is not less true for someone with a large social media following than it is for everyone else.
      Also, lots of people, both men and women, are shy and it prevents them effective relationship formation. If the thing stopping you from pursuing a relationship is shyness, having a large social network doesn't mean anything at all. If you can't get out of your own way, nothing else matters. This is the primary showstopper for a lot of both men and women.

  • @twilightwolf6248
    @twilightwolf6248 6 месяцев назад +1

    20 years with no Segs....I was born 20 years ago..

  • @dovakeen1179
    @dovakeen1179 6 месяцев назад +2

    Those are rookie numbers u gotta pump those numbers up

  • @TheUbiouS
    @TheUbiouS 6 месяцев назад

    Well, she survived two years without it, she'll definitely last 4 more

  • @aroventalmav888
    @aroventalmav888 5 месяцев назад

    Six years and counting. Being a single dad is hardmode.

  • @shuttlesnake5119
    @shuttlesnake5119 6 месяцев назад

    Only 2 years?! We're becoming wizard with this one 🙌

  • @shadowdemonaer
    @shadowdemonaer 3 дня назад +1

    I heard it actually can grow back :( but not everyone has that happen. Also, it's not really supposed to be painful or bloody. if you go in and you're not ready and the other person didn't get you excited enough, of course it'll hurt!!

  • @karlbusebing6434
    @karlbusebing6434 6 месяцев назад +1

    Been so long I forgot what it feels like

  • @brandoncastellano1858
    @brandoncastellano1858 6 месяцев назад +1

    3 years so far. Closer to 4 now. But, to quote you, “Why sex when can play WoW”

  • @KuroSukotto
    @KuroSukotto 6 месяцев назад +2

    Stop Crying go 36 years!

  • @hoggo3789
    @hoggo3789 6 месяцев назад +1

    When the education system fails you so you have to watch vtubers to learn important lessons about safe seggz

  • @paddyfeeney7706
    @paddyfeeney7706 5 месяцев назад

    Lily being like “2 years!” Me being at 5 years like “oh… that’s cool…”

  • @nameless8736
    @nameless8736 4 месяца назад

    She is talking to professionals in the field.

  • @XeroMaverick
    @XeroMaverick 6 месяцев назад

    Laughs (cries) in 11 years

  • @thisdude9363
    @thisdude9363 6 месяцев назад

    32 and counting. At this point I'm pretty sure I could withstand most temptation.