Lily gave away too much information about her body
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Her screwdriver goes where no man has ever gone before.
Apparently bears have though
@@roadmann6803
If that 14cm stat is accurate I could reach places they bearen't able to.
Okay, got it, I'll leave.
her screwdriver goes where I wish I screwd.
unfortunately, I'm not a bear, or an anthropomorphic cartoon wolf
You're a big boy, aren't you?
@@roadmann6803 explains the bear meme
I work in a hospital, so we take a lot of info about your body. WE DO NOT NEED THAT MUCH!
When hospital staff is telling you TMI... it's time to stop...
But what do we do with the other 2 thirds now?!?
@@easylemon2547 Just hope it doesn't bend. Those are not injuries you walk away from.
@@6th_Army I think it’s too thick for that, but I also don’t have any experience with
@@easylemon2547 Thickness has nothing to do with it. Just one bad angle with enough weight/force.
Lilys ring finger being shorter than my pinky has to be the funniest thing I learned this month.
Lily is small
@@BrandonLung painfully small.
ᵉᵃˢᶦᵉʳ ᵗᵒ ˡᶦᶠᵗ
Her hands are so small lol. My pinky is over 6 cm long, might even be longer than her middle finger lmao
istfg her hands have to be so cute to hold like...
shes so small! i wanna hold her hand so bad to see HOW small they are!
dude, same, is Lili a midget like Filian?
Lily explains her body like she's introducing what's in a cookie, very detailed :)
she was explaining stuff for a different cookie
Bro, this made me laugh so much
"And this is where the batter goes"
Love nectar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I know exactly which type of cookie you're talking about :3
Lily - I cannot fit an iphone.
How would she know, unless she's tried.
It's a slab, so the 7cm width are basically also it's hypothetical diameter. That's like a 1/2 L beer can ffs. You don't even need to have the parts to figure out that around 98% of women won't be able to get that in unless you inject them with birth hormones or something.
Well, she did admit to buying produce for that purpose.
the moment
i cannot fit more iphone
the way she fkcing search for everything
even the fkcing screw driver hahahaha
It's friggin 7cm wide. If you used that as your diameter it would be as big as a half liter can. I'm confident *most* can't fit that.
@@Alias_Anybody the fact she search for everything it's so funny
I can just imagine our clipper here every time he hears a clip of her just saying one more detail he could live without knowing just opens another can, jugs down the drink and just like “ok let’s get this over with”
Oddly accurate
@@ShylilyClipsFan Man, working for someone like shylilly gotta be though...she's frking unhindged when it comes to "details"
I can tell it's both, entertaining and terrifying. I bet sometimes you wish to not see or hear something what she does and you wish you could just go back in time and forget, so accept my deep appology for what you going through. Gotta be terror sometimes, right? But job is job...I wonder if it pays enough to deal with PTSD she gives us @-@
@@ShylilyClipsFan "Aw shit, here we go again."
@@LuckyCatGaming
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@@ShylilyClipsFan.
Don’t wear my name out Lily!
🍪!
👨🍳 🔑
!
finally, a worthy opponent
@@cookiecat7479 🍪 😺
I felt lobotomized for 3 mins while watching this 👍
I mean look on the bright side, at least you were aware of it while watching the video :D
First time?
10/10 would lobotomy again
i had change tabs like 9 times all video
Bro, I’ve been digitally lobotomized for years now.
“Wish I was the man I was 5 minutes ago.” 😂
Yep I wish was 😭
I can't agree more with that man
0:32 no wonder she likes bao. they are both beyond saving
Both are whales.. I see the connection
@@esmondgoh3112 But a killer whale it's actually a dolphin
@@Rellax3360And dolphins are certified freaks
@@Rellax3360and Dolphines are whales so?
At this point, Lily is lonely especially how she want to talk about volibear in iPhone size somewhere ”in the birth hole”
Please never write a synopsis ever again.
Bao would be kinda thrilled to see this
👀
With enough dedication we can beat the bears and chase them away.
Would you rather encounter a bear or an orca?
Bear
But I hear their periods attract bears! The bears can smell the menstruation! (hopefully people get the reference)
@@rockfalls3007orca, 100%. They have no confirmed human kills
@@georgiykireev9678 means that either they didn't attack any humans or nobody ever survived such attack :)
I can’t look the iPhone 14 Anymore, she have ruin me.
u know i dont always have a ruler with me, but i always have my iphone 14 with me and that is how i measured it
That's good, no one likes iphones anyway 🤷🏻♂️
@@alexgreg152How’re they popular then?
@@duploman0003 Lmao they are popular because ppl love them or hate them, that's all. So the fact that they are popular doesn't mean anything.
@@alexgreg152can’t you see the irony of your statement then? ‘No one likes iPhones’ and now you say ‘people either love or hate them’. That implies there are enough people who like them… You’ve made an argument against yourself.
This was adorably unhinged
For reference, the average uterus is 80-200 mL.
So almost 3 to 7 ounces then.
That's before the fetus begins to grow. Somehow it will swell up to over a gallon in capacity, and the pin prick sized birth hole that doesn't expand a few millimeters without excruciating pain will expand to almost as wide as your fist when giving birth. Biology is crazy.
How do you know that?
@@gabrielkawa3477 Google
@@luka188
So if she had psychological pregnancy she could pull that off without a baby?
She is boosting our self confidence
Amen 🙏
So EVERYTHING about her is smol.
Not everything. Her lewdness is clearly the opposite of smol
@@mugenokami2201 salesman slaps the trunk "we can fit so much lewd in this model"
@@alidan where is the trunk?
@@mugenokami2201the trunk is in the red light district
@@leargamma4912 that describes her entire being though
t h e b i r t h h o l e 🤣
the famous
feminine entrance ahaha
*SPAWN POINT*
@@NexusDex LMAO 🤣
@@NexusDex spawn point im fucking dying...
How can we have Lily adorably chanting "Coo-kie, cookie!" At the start, *only to then be the intro to such horni insanity?*
Lily truly pushes the boundaries of sweet like a strawberry, horni as a porcupine. 😂😅
If she likes bears, she should play Baldur's Gate III
if i identify as a bear is it okay ? 🤣🤣🤣
@@Katalina_baketsupretty sure you just live in California
@@kingdomcome180 nope i live sooo far away haha
@@Katalina_baketsu doesn't your typical bear prefer men?
omg 😂
The intro on cookie is so cute, AAAAAA I love cute noise.
maybe Lily tries to summon the cooksie
If only the following conversation was as cute and wholesome...
Chat is Malcom Reynolds from Firefly in this case and I am Jayne. XD
Chat: "I CAN'T KNOW THAT!"
Me: "I could stand to hear a little more."
Girls talking abt their yussyies is a turn on, she knows what shes doing 😂😂
Same
2:35 The uterus expands when aroused. So I would say that you can only touch your "birth hole" at the beginning of the session.
But you are right, the average aroused vaginal canal is between 8-10 cm, 3-4 inches. So out of the entire special friend, you can only fit so much.
However, during penetrative sex, there are other impediments that require extra length, very much depending on the position and the orientation of the two bodies.
In other words, even a 10 cm tool is more than enough, if you know your techniques and positions. A longer tool just gives you more opportunities and options.
I forgot to mention that the injection of 4 liters of voli baby batter directly into you, if too sudden, may cause internal bleeding, so I wouldn't try it. It all depends on the juice flux, I guess. The average unaroused vagina has a volume of 200-400 ml, meaning that 1 gallon or 4 liters is 10 times that capacity.
The problem is, you need an extra 3 inches of headway because depending on positions, you won't fit all of your inches in the canal because of a number of factors ranging from thigh gap to size of derrière getting in the way of going fully inside. Unless you go mission or scissoring positions, most women aren't going to be satisfied with 3-4 inches because you'll only get 2-2.5 inches inside. So 5-6inches is the sweet spot.
@@luminatrixfanfiction Well, that is what I said. You need extra length in some positions, but even if you have a literal micropenis, you can still make it work with certain positions. Is it the most versatile? No, but the idea that you need a 10 inch tool to satisfy a woman is just ridiculous, especially when penetrative sex alone is not even that great for most of them.
In fact, if your tool is too large for the size of your partner, it gives you more problems than pleasures, since you have to start to measure your thrusts, instead of just going "all in".
If I could cut one or two inches of mine, I would.
Anyway, girth is the actual secret sauce. You can never have too much of it.
More than that and you risk vaginal, cervical and penile bruising and chafing. Also, men with larger erectile organs also have to be more careful when sitting and either ensure they've waistbanded, or rearrange before fully sitting lest they potentially do crushing damage to the foreskin or tip.
Good luck explaining why sitting down just made you want to die to a group of people without that issue, without sounding like you are bragging.
@@luminatrixfanfiction after hundreds of thousands years of evolution, who would have thought that the sweet spot would be around the average...
I miss their person I was 2:54 seconds ago
You know, Lily.... Sometimes the thoughts that run through your mind do not have you come out your mouth hole 🙂
She was using the wrong hole to speak
its not that bad. Its just sex and were all adults. Kids should not be here in the first place
Aha, she wants the bear necessities (I already regret writing this)
1:48 The way Lily said: "Realistically" is so cute! It sounded like she didn't pronounce the "l" sound in Realistically"! "Realisticy"!
The length of her screwdriver is classified information
i swear that thing might be an SCP at this point
she is not shylilly anymore😭😂😭
She's never been "shy" kekw
@@autobotCRSHRnaw she's sus Lilly now
@@gameboy53-yh4fu 👩🚀 🔫👩🚀
________________________/|___
Always has been.
it always has been 💀
She has evolved into boldlilly, XD
lily out here giving hope to the masses
I call dibs on being the next screwdriver when it breaks. ✋
Instead of doggy style, Lily is trying to invent bear style. Wonder how that would go.
Womp Womp!❤
some druid in baldurs gate 3 might know what to do
Bear style ends up with an clawed open chest and a missing arm?
@@Finsternis.. XD
There's a Canadian book by Marian Engel about that. I read it at 13 and i can honestly say that i'd cauterized that part of my brain until now... thanks Lily. That's like... double trauma.
Leonardo Dicaprio did a dramatic reenactment of that in the movie The Revenant
Cookie! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Just an FYI, a gallon for Lilly is just over 4L because imperial pints are 568ml not 473ml like in America and a gallon is 8pt
There are two correct gallons, but I'd lean towards referring to the US gallon, because that's the one more people use.
US gallon: ~3.8 L
Imp gallon: ~4.5L
how much is 8pt in pixels /s
why am i only learning about this measurement shit on a clip of lily yapping way too much about uhhhh sensitive things
why did I not learn this in school
I had no idea that pints are different in different places and gallons are different in different places?!
@@OriginalPiMan even the British only use the binary volumetric system for beer
2:07
Now I finally know which end of the screwdriver went in!
Yes, I have been wondering for months, both ends seemed just as weird as the other to me.
Dude, the pointy end would be dangerous... don't do that...
@@ano_nym
Oh I am perfectly aware.
But since it's the exact opposite to the handle, it has the opposite pros and cons
On that note, every time the event was brought up that I heard, both chat and Lily led the conversations in ways that indicated it might have been the least safe way and/or the weirdest possibility.
Do you see why I was questioning it for so long now?
@ano_nym she likes the pointy end though. Shylily seems to be the kind of woman who wants that rather than real satisfaction
I feel like chat is learning from streamers what school should have taught them long ago. 😅
1:28 wait a i phone is 5.5 inchs soooooooo. 5.5 is big?
Well, 5.1 is the average...
Soo....
You guys comment like you didn't read the title before clicking it anyways.
Come on you didn't click on this video expecting THAT
@@PFnove but it says so in the thumbnail bro
@@emmanuelcalla4899 yeah but do you really expect it to just be so direct and straight to the point?
"you don't actually bulge"
Now that's actually a lie
"assaulting the senses, screaming into the mind"
i had a mental image of 4 liters of batter appear in my mind and immediately got nauseous. Thanks Lily.
Ok that's enough youtube for today
It's good to have you back, Shylily Clips. This is the clip that got me into Lily in the first place.
watched the video... *taking a cold shower*
*crying in a corner of the shower*
Man 👨 up & accepting my status.
I must be like bear 🐻.
The face animations paired with the dialogue is just hysterical.
5cm is my pinky.
Lily is tiny.
xd
Lily is "fun sized"
~150cm -short- tall.
@@LecherousLizard pocket girlfriend
My pinky is 6.5 cm...
20 seconds in and i am *concerned*.
As with many things regarding the human body, that's a matter of training (in both directions).
0:05
Cookie
some guy is gonna make an animation with a bear and 4 gallons of juice
I'm pretty sure that already exist somewhere on Rule34.
Tekken Kuma pouring some OJ for his lady friend:
"What?"
Well now my confidence is restored, thank you Lily
So like, FYI, that spot isn't exactly the back wall.... Think of it like playing in the side yard and that is the side door to the house.
*Like, you can park a limo in the side yard without hitting the door.*
Yeah, but for that, you have to know how to drive.
Fellas and ladies, just remember: if you ever think you're down bad, remember that ShyLily and Bao exist.
"I cannot fit an iPhone"
So you imply that you have tried before...
Yeah probably
This got me physological problems...
I’m American I gotta convert these sizes into freedom units
1cm is the width of a smaller fingernail
Came here to see how far the conversation would go, stayed for chat's responses lmao
I feel like this willingness to be so open about such things is a very good example of the difference between Europeans and Americans, _particularly_ of the women... 😅
(culturally though, we Americans are, unfortunately, vastly more 'prude' than our European brethren, given we don't allow any nudity on broadcast TV, nor much vulgarities for that matter! _[except maybe from behind, and if it's a man; I do recall _*_FireFly_*_ having Nathan Fillion in the buff]_ )
Learning bioligy with lily is a hoot
So Lily is small in both ways?
On a more serious note, 7-9cm when unaroused is pretty normal (guess it could be even less with a small body), but it would also normally expand by 30-80% when aroused. If it seemingly doesn't and that leads to issues that should be spoken about with a gyno, would be basically the female equivalent of erectile dysfunction.
So a depth ranging from 9.1cm to 16.2cm? Or ≈3.6in to ≈6.4in, quite varied.
@@ajdbob2831
Yeah, 2cm give or take depending on study and methology. It's the female equivalent of the D after all, so lots of variation and probably also micro versions out there. And just like with Ds, the outer 1/3 has the most nerve endings, therefore "bottoming out" should, on a physiological level, not be required for pleasure. Though it can of course have a psychological effect.
@@Alias_Anybody comparing it to the D in size variations is pretty accurate. The existence of size queens and various 'documentaries' prove the variations out there
@@a.t3415
Someone being a "size queen" only means it stimulates them mentally, like other women get off seing a big biceps or a big wallet. It does, in fact, not mean they can take all of it.
@@ajdbob2831 The average size is about 5.5in across most nationalities.
"It will leak out."
That's the plan.
13 IS AVERAGE?!! Holy shit!
always has been, but don't let that distract You from 5cm FINGERS!
I think it's planet average, country averages might be like 10 to 15.
@@Massakre8492nd the screwdriver info killed me
This is highly likely to be an overestimate due men of a smaller size not being nearly as forthcoming lol
Ngl the one i saw for my country was almost insulting to me
It's called a SCREWdriver for a reason
SHE SO CUTE but so unhinged Lol
We're never gonna let her live down the screwdriver
i never expected to get an esteem boost by knowing a bear has it much worse
Humans are actually quite big, bigger than all other primates. So if you ever feel intimidated by a silverback remember that you mog him where it counts.
@@ano_nym Humans are actually pretty high up the size in proportion to the rest of their body, too.
And then there are mollusks...
0:12 shylily thinking will she get banned by twich for saying next words or no
I somewhat regret clicking on this video now
that... indeed was a lot of information
This video gave me confidence regarding my average wooden stick size
In my experience, Lily is definitely an _exception,_ not the rule. 😅
I'm only *just barely* _("bear"ly 😋)_ above average, but have not met a gal where any of mine *_didn't_* fit...
Be they 6ft tall, or just 5ft, and any height inbetween.
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE like 14ish centimeters will still fit, but anything above that is starting to push it
@@Sanguiris After you said 14, I had to do the conversion, and........ Is *_14_* now the average?? 😒 _(for Caucasians)_
I was basing what I said on 16.5cm, since that's what the average was said to be during my college days...
At least in America, in the early 2000s. 😅
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLEEverything is becoming small due to shrinkflation. Men size is decreasing and female size is also decreasing, height is getting shorter with each generation for both gender. Also data is more varied unlike before.
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE the worldwide average is slightly above 13 centimeters, so 14 would technically be slightly above average, 16.5 is a lot
THATS IT! Im going outside!
The average woman can take a maximum of 8cm.
it's over negative penis length bros...
I dont think thats true, as 12cm is the average dick length and you definitely dont hear average Joes complain their dick is too big to go balls deep
I didnt expect Lily to be about as tall as an Elf on the shelf...
I just saw the iphone part a couple of hours ago and then I came here to find the holy records were not complete, now I've gained cursed knowledge too...
Hey! First!
I feel so great about myself, wow.
there is still hope, lads!
Average shylily stream experience
Man being more endowed than a bear : you learn something new each day *puffs up chest
Those that fit the human average: didn't have to know such knowledge but at least I beat the screwdriver
gotta love that she also keeps the screwdiver thing going
Oh Lily oh sweet Lily we did not need to know this
I want to delete my brain rn
I'm currently watching at 3 am and I need industrial grade bleach to just
Dissappear
A 12-inch ruler typically has centimeter lines down the other edge, going from 0 to 30cm. Half of 30 is 15, minus 1 is 14. 14cm is nearly half a foot.
Quick maths!
that's the most cursed clip of her i ever saw
I was surprised by the lewdness...
The headcanon is going wild with this one 😭🙏
huh. that's a weird way to find out I'm...more than a bear.
Things I never wanted to know 101.
These are called intrusive thoughts
Oh lily what cursed information do you have for me today....
Edit: oh god wtf
Imagine how accurate of a model you can make with all that info.
World is cooked, we need God!
Knowledge can be a dangerous thing
this video is just one of the perfect examples of why people love shylily
Her: I cannot fit an iPhone
Me: Mr five dollar here says other wise
You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me.
Somehow this is the least down bad I feel for her. My brain is on scientific studying mode.
Most wildest video i have seen of lily so far, and that is quite the high bar
I have never been THIS uncomfortable in my life