"Yo open up" "Oh. . . Very well. When I was tender age of 10 my most deleterious father saw fit to enchain me to a marriage agreement, though _agreement_ was hadly how I experienced it--" "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"
Buddy, let me tell you, everyone tries to own my soul, (like I had one) so that I can be the ultimate killing machine, and of course, I say yes, BUT I CAN BREAK THE DAMN CHAINS😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Mr._Blåhaj5 actually, it’s not…that bad. yn I get to be my own ruler, PEOPLE WORSHIP ME NOW!!! IM THE FUCKING KING OF HELL, SECOND TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF AHHAAHAHAHAH, you thought this would drive me insane, but I swear, if you hurt my GOD DAMN DAUGHTER AGAIN, WE WILL MAKE SURE THE REST OF YOU FUCKERS ARE DEAD, NO ONE HURTS MY PRIDE, AND MY JOY LIKE THAT, AND I DONT CARE WHO THE F IT WAS, IF IT WAS YOUR “FIRST MAN” btw he’s fucking dead
okay yeah no other "character as vines" for any other fandom i've ever seen hit harder than the one at 3:47, where the literal voice actor of the character is the one in the vine
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The Brandon rogers vines being blitz is just… perfect
It’s perfect cause Brandon rogers is blitzø's voice actor
what are the timestamps for them i am too impatient 😭 AND STUPID
Wdym,they are the same person
After a decade of memes, we've reached full recursion
”Hehehehehe…” *skips cutely* ”BLITZY”
got me dying💀
Eh
AH DEMON HITMAN-
Most canon shit I've ever seen
SAME I'M CACKLING
THANK YOU FOR THE BRANDON ROGERS VINES 🙏
@@literallygerardway I GOTCHU BOO
More like the Blitzo vines lol
LIVE LAUGH LOVE BRANDON ROGERS 🫶
Yesterday was Charlie’s birthday❤
wait so the guy was the voice for blitz?
"Welcome to T-T-T-TARGET!!!!!!!!! 📣💨💨💨💨"
-Vox on a sunday evening
“as a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner… 😔💔”
“Open the fucking door-☺️“
:3
5:28 THIS ONE IS SO ACCURATE I'M CRYING
Hazbin hotel and helluva boss defo own mah soul
@@ShinkouNeedsANap me too buddy, me too, once I watched all the stuff that happened when I was gone, I wANT In
Oh really? Who? Mine's Velvette
@@ShinkouNeedsANap well, my daughter, Charlie I guess, she already took my heart, why not my soul…
3:47 It makes sense because Brandon Rogers is the voice actor of Blitzø
Yeah I can stop laughing
“YOURE NOT MY DAD!” CRYING😭😭
4:38 That's so true. Bro's trying to sleep 😂😂😂😂
@@fabbroanna can’t even rest in peace fr 😔✋
@@itspeachiiiI NEED TO KNOW THAT VINE 😂
3:47 this fits so well as it is literally blitzø
1:05 I love how u don’t even have to say who blew it lol
@@veryweirdbunny8303 it was made for him 🫡
Angel probrally blew it (IYKYK)
3:46 it’s funny cause that is in fact Blitzø 😂
0:17 better than it being owned by valentino
REAL
THE FIRST LUTE AND EMILY ONES SENT ME
I love the Brandon Rogers vines for Blitz! XDDD
The very first one is so accurate as Blitz has a tendency to 'drop in' for a visit
4:38 - my FAVORITE part 🤣🤣
THAT IS SO FIZZ
💜💎!!
these are fucking peak omg 😭✋ how does this only have 25 views?? underrated af
Hahah THANK U 😭
That gives the do I look vine a whole new meaning
3:45 blitz vibes are funny when they are Brandon rogers 😭
Y
"You don't need to wear makeup-"
MY PHONE CUT OUT I'M DIEING RN🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sonic every time we go to Target: "Welcome to, T-T-T-T-T-T-TARRRRRGEEEEET!!"
Me: ".....seriously?"
(Also at 3:04)
The boys (Sonic & Shadow) when Crystal catches them cuddling during winter months (PLATONIC Sonadow shipper):
3:47 and 5:51 Brandon is literally the funniest person ever.
ONG fat nuggets is the best pet name I’ve ever heard
2:20 was relatable
DO I SMELL *INTENSE PAN SNIFF* UNDERATED⁉️⁉️
0:00 “hey ryan!” “Hey billy” HELP
THANK YOU FOR THE BO BURNHAM VINES
3:12 Oml what the heckity hexk why is this so funny
The Brandon Rogers vine being Blitzo is just *chefs kiss*
0:43 blitz in a nutshell
5:31 “cOlE mInEr FrOm ThE gReAt DePrEsSiOn
I love the fact that the ones describing blitzø are actually his voice actor
I love the first vine with nifty in it😂
5:00 Not Kesha trying to be Shakira here XP
"Yo open up"
"Oh. . . Very well. When I was tender age of 10 my most deleterious father saw fit to enchain me to a marriage agreement, though _agreement_ was hadly how I experienced it--"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"
The “AAAUUUUUGHGHHHHH” made me watch that part again. TO MAKE IT FUNNIER THE COMMENTS GOT ME ROLLING
THESE WERE ALL SO FUNNY TO WERE I FELL OFF MY BED THANK YOU XD
10/10 excellent vine choices for everyone
idk why but the wii music just makes me want to die and these vines almost killed me from laughter
the brandon rodgers as blitzo is so perfect
I love the last one insinuating that Via just vibes to Stolas' songs.
Underrated video, these are so funny
3:04 YES 👏👏 JUST YES
3:40 this is a group of 4 I would like to see
3:04 HUSKERDUST
Thank you for the videos I hope your day is filled of rainbows sparkles and some roses😊🎉🎉🌹🌺🌺🌼🥀🪺
1:53 best dad
Bro plsss I need more 😭😭😭😭😭😭
3:47 the fact they put a Brandon Rogers vine in this when he plays blitz
This is so chaotic and matches them all 😂 I love it
0:04 he even got millys name right
The one with Adam peeing and Lute calling him out is too accurate
Nothing has never been more accurate then this
4:13 what the hell is that girl watching 💀💀💀
4:46 "i want a church girl that goes to church AnD rEaDs HeR bIbLeEe"
2:11 HELP IM DYING
The part where Cheri walks in when Angel and husk where sleeping together got me like 😮 lol
The one with angel cherry and husk got me rolling on the floor
Thank you for the vines❤❤❤❤❤
That one vine with the gay guy in the office has the perfect voice for Blitzø. They should have cast him
The last one had me dying
"NOO PLEASE DON'T TELL MOOOMMM😭😭😭"
Me: * *Reacting to the clip itself* * "Welp had to find out what gay was eventually....needs parental locks tho 💀"
Buddy, let me tell you, everyone tries to own my soul, (like I had one) so that I can be the ultimate killing machine, and of course, I say yes, BUT I CAN BREAK THE DAMN CHAINS😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like your so fucking reeeeee-well can’t say that anymore
@Lucifer_Mourningstar oh Lucifer, it must be terrible in hell. I'm still not letting you back in heaven, though
@@Mr._Blåhaj5 actually, it’s not…that bad. yn I get to be my own ruler, PEOPLE WORSHIP ME NOW!!! IM THE FUCKING KING OF HELL, SECOND TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF AHHAAHAHAHAH, you thought this would drive me insane, but I swear, if you hurt my GOD DAMN DAUGHTER AGAIN, WE WILL MAKE SURE THE REST OF YOU FUCKERS ARE DEAD, NO ONE HURTS MY PRIDE, AND MY JOY LIKE THAT, AND I DONT CARE WHO THE F IT WAS, IF IT WAS YOUR “FIRST MAN” btw he’s fucking dead
@@Mr._Blåhaj5 yea, get comfy, we’ll be the ones coming now, and you haven’t even seen my secret warriors that I keep locked up to this day,
@Lucifer_Mourningstar are you going to try to take over heaven again cause last time did not go good
Vine was all we needed,it was the healty version of tik tok,
that last one was crazy💀
I can’t I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Random TikTok’s that gave Blitzø hair-
"Don't tell charlie" don't tell me what???? What have you all been up to???? 🤨😝
I am Brandon rogers biggest fan
The one where it was like how fizz wakes oz up every morning I was like no but it's true he's just like📣📣📣📣
5:54 I think this is actually Blitzø's voice actor 💀💀
"Or stay inside" I'm crying 😭
That first one is so accurate
Alastor: “RAHHH”
Husk: “stop you gonna make me drop my croissant!🥐 “
Blitzø: “Move im ✨gay✨
Bless your soul for using BRANDON ROGERS for the vines
okay yeah no other "character as vines" for any other fandom i've ever seen hit harder than the one at 3:47, where the literal voice actor of the character is the one in the vine
I love this more than my soul
this made me feel better bc i was crying bc of olivia from hammy and olivia...
3:47 MOvE, I'm pAn 💅
Fun facf: for those who think Brandon Rodgers and blitzø sound familiar, that's cuz Brandon Rodgers IS blitzø. (he's the VA for blitzø)
The Vines shall rise again!! 🌿✊
Both the thumbnail and the video are amazing 😍😍
3:03 is amazing and just love it
Too accurate. Impeccable content.
3:56 WHY DOES HE SPUND LIKE BLITZØ BRO
2:53 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 😭
The beginning 😭
✨a new sub for u!✨
Brandon Roger's is the voice actor for Blitz 💀
SOOO ACCURATE!! LOVE THEMM
AAYYY BURNIE MENTION LMAO
5:34 why did this one get me 😂 so funny wtf
2:43 I would like some stew
3:53 if there is ever a Roger's vine you have put blitzo as him
3:47 He does sound like blitzø though-
I'm pretty sure that he is the voice actor of blitzø
It’s Brandon Rogers, Blitz’s voice actor.
"uR nOt My DaD" 😭😭😭
0:53 somehow it annoys me how accurate this is
1:41 Wait, why is Alastor using VoxTech?!
**screams respectfully because velvette wasnt**