"Yo open up" "Oh. . . Very well. When I was tender age of 10 my most deleterious father saw fit to enchain me to a marriage agreement, though _agreement_ was hadly how I experienced it--" "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"
Buddy, let me tell you, everyone tries to own my soul, (like I had one) so that I can be the ultimate killing machine, and of course, I say yes, BUT I CAN BREAK THE DAMN CHAINS😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Bill_Cipher-326 actually, it’s not…that bad. yn I get to be my own ruler, PEOPLE WORSHIP ME NOW!!! IM THE FUCKING KING OF HELL, SECOND TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF AHHAAHAHAHAH, you thought this would drive me insane, but I swear, if you hurt my GOD DAMN DAUGHTER AGAIN, WE WILL MAKE SURE THE REST OF YOU FUCKERS ARE DEAD, NO ONE HURTS MY PRIDE, AND MY JOY LIKE THAT, AND I DONT CARE WHO THE F IT WAS, IF IT WAS YOUR “FIRST MAN” btw he’s fucking dead
okay yeah no other "character as vines" for any other fandom i've ever seen hit harder than the one at 3:47, where the literal voice actor of the character is the one in the vine
THIS IS GOL-DEN I WANNA KISS YOUR BRAIN FOR THIS VIDEO I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU *gets interrupted by oz&fizz* ahem where was i oh yes THAK YOU I SAVED IT IN MY GOLDEN STASH OF MY FAV VIDEOS AND SENT IT TO EVERYONE I KNOW WHO WATCHED HAZBIN AND HELLUVA BOSS I LOVE YOU THANK YOU THIS MADE MY DAY
The Brandon rogers vines being blitz is just… perfect
It’s perfect cause Brandon rogers is blitzø's voice actor
He also voiced Katie Killjoy which i somehow didn't know
what are the timestamps for them i am too impatient 😭 AND STUPID
Wdym,they are the same person
After a decade of memes, we've reached full recursion
”Hehehehehe…” *skips cutely* ”BLITZY”
got me dying💀
Eh
AH DEMON HITMAN-
Most canon shit I've ever seen
THANK YOU FOR THE BRANDON ROGERS VINES 🙏
@@literallygerardway I GOTCHU BOO
More like the Blitzo vines lol
LIVE LAUGH LOVE BRANDON ROGERS 🫶
Yesterday was Charlie’s birthday❤
wait so the guy was the voice for blitz?
"Welcome to T-T-T-TARGET!!!!!!!!! 📣💨💨💨💨"
-Vox on a sunday evening
3:47 It makes sense because Brandon Rogers is the voice actor of Blitzø
Yeah I can stop laughing
5:28 THIS ONE IS SO ACCURATE I'M CRYING
Hazbin hotel and helluva boss defo own mah soul
@@ShinkouNeedsANap me too buddy, me too, once I watched all the stuff that happened when I was gone, I wANT In
Oh really? Who? Mine's Velvette
@@ShinkouNeedsANap well, my daughter, Charlie I guess, she already took my heart, why not my soul…
“as a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner… 😔💔”
“Open the fucking door-☺️“
:3
“YOURE NOT MY DAD!” CRYING😭😭
3:47 this fits so well as it is literally blitzø
the brandon rodgers as blitzo is so perfect
3:46 it’s funny cause that is in fact Blitzø 😂
4:38 That's so true. Bro's trying to sleep 😂😂😂😂
@@fabbroanna can’t even rest in peace fr 😔✋
@@itspeachiiiI NEED TO KNOW THAT VINE 😂
3:45 blitz vibes are funny when they are Brandon rogers 😭
0:43 blitz in a nutshell
The very first one is so accurate as Blitz has a tendency to 'drop in' for a visit
THE FIRST LUTE AND EMILY ONES SENT ME
Y
"You don't need to wear makeup-"
MY PHONE CUT OUT I'M DIEING RN🤣🤣🤣🤣
these are fucking peak omg 😭✋ how does this only have 25 views?? underrated af
Hahah THANK U 😭
Sonic every time we go to Target: "Welcome to, T-T-T-T-T-T-TARRRRRGEEEEET!!"
Me: ".....seriously?"
(Also at 3:04)
The boys (Sonic & Shadow) when Crystal catches them cuddling during winter months (PLATONIC Sonadow shipper):
That gives the do I look vine a whole new meaning
2:20 was relatable
*aesthetically falls through ceiling*
"hey Ryan"
"hey Billy"
they legit sound like that has happened before lmao-
I love the Brandon Rogers vines for Blitz! XDDD
1:05 I love how u don’t even have to say who blew it lol
@@veryweirdbunny8303 it was made for him 🫡
Angel probrally blew it (IYKYK)
3:12 Oml what the heckity hexk why is this so funny
DO I SMELL *INTENSE PAN SNIFF* UNDERATED⁉️⁉️
4:38 - my FAVORITE part 🤣🤣
THAT IS SO FIZZ
💜💎!!
I love the first vine with nifty in it😂
THESE WERE ALL SO FUNNY TO WERE I FELL OFF MY BED THANK YOU XD
I love the fact that the ones describing blitzø are actually his voice actor
Underrated video, these are so funny
"Yo open up"
"Oh. . . Very well. When I was tender age of 10 my most deleterious father saw fit to enchain me to a marriage agreement, though _agreement_ was hadly how I experienced it--"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"
10/10 excellent vine choices for everyone
1:53 best dad
5:31 “cOlE mInEr FrOm ThE gReAt DePrEsSiOn
3:47 and 5:51 Brandon is literally the funniest person ever.
3:04 HUSKERDUST
Real😊
"Or stay inside" I'm crying 😭
That one vine with the gay guy in the office has the perfect voice for Blitzø. They should have cast him
Thank you for the videos I hope your day is filled of rainbows sparkles and some roses😊🎉🎉🌹🌺🌺🌼🥀🪺
3:47 the fact they put a Brandon Rogers vine in this when he plays blitz
Vine was all we needed,it was the healty version of tik tok,
The last one had me dying
Bro plsss I need more 😭😭😭😭😭😭
4:13 what the hell is that girl watching 💀💀💀
3:56 WHY DOES HE SPUND LIKE BLITZØ BRO
I love this more than my soul
5:54 I think this is actually Blitzø's voice actor 💀💀
I can’t I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Alastor: “RAHHH”
Husk: “stop you gonna make me drop my croissant!🥐 “
Blitzø: “Move im ✨gay✨
Buddy, let me tell you, everyone tries to own my soul, (like I had one) so that I can be the ultimate killing machine, and of course, I say yes, BUT I CAN BREAK THE DAMN CHAINS😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like your so fucking reeeeee-well can’t say that anymore
@Lucifer_Mourningstar oh Lucifer, it must be terrible in hell. I'm still not letting you back in heaven, though
@@Bill_Cipher-326 actually, it’s not…that bad. yn I get to be my own ruler, PEOPLE WORSHIP ME NOW!!! IM THE FUCKING KING OF HELL, SECOND TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF AHHAAHAHAHAH, you thought this would drive me insane, but I swear, if you hurt my GOD DAMN DAUGHTER AGAIN, WE WILL MAKE SURE THE REST OF YOU FUCKERS ARE DEAD, NO ONE HURTS MY PRIDE, AND MY JOY LIKE THAT, AND I DONT CARE WHO THE F IT WAS, IF IT WAS YOUR “FIRST MAN” btw he’s fucking dead
@@Bill_Cipher-326 yea, get comfy, we’ll be the ones coming now, and you haven’t even seen my secret warriors that I keep locked up to this day,
@Lucifer_Mourningstar are you going to try to take over heaven again cause last time did not go good
5:00 Not Kesha trying to be Shakira here XP
"NOO PLEASE DON'T TELL MOOOMMM😭😭😭"
Me: * *Reacting to the clip itself* * "Welp had to find out what gay was eventually....needs parental locks tho 💀"
I am Brandon rogers biggest fan
2:43 I would like some stew
3:47 MOvE, I'm pAn 💅
The “AAAUUUUUGHGHHHHH” made me watch that part again. TO MAKE IT FUNNIER THE COMMENTS GOT ME ROLLING
3:03 is amazing and just love it
"uR nOt My DaD" 😭😭😭
4:00 and 5:51 are my absolute favorites of this video
The one with angel cherry and husk got me rolling on the floor
Both the thumbnail and the video are amazing 😍😍
2:53 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 😭
The one with Adam peeing and Lute calling him out is too accurate
Bless your soul for using BRANDON ROGERS for the vines
AAYYY BURNIE MENTION LMAO
The part where Cheri walks in when Angel and husk where sleeping together got me like 😮 lol
3:47 He does sound like blitzø though-
I'm pretty sure that he is the voice actor of blitzø
It’s Brandon Rogers, Blitz’s voice actor.
this made me feel better bc i was crying bc of olivia from hammy and olivia...
okay yeah no other "character as vines" for any other fandom i've ever seen hit harder than the one at 3:47, where the literal voice actor of the character is the one in the vine
Madam Cherri Pentious
Fun facf: for those who think Brandon Rodgers and blitzø sound familiar, that's cuz Brandon Rodgers IS blitzø. (he's the VA for blitzø)
2:06 **music** ŒH
✨a new sub for u!✨
The beginning 😭
“SLUTS”😔
SOOO ACCURATE!! LOVE THEMM
3:47 this is the voice actor of blitz😊❤❤
Angel and fizz is perfect
(Not as a ship 😭)
Brandon Roger's is the voice actor for Blitz 💀
0:53 somehow it annoys me how accurate this is
3:53 if there is ever a Roger's vine you have put blitzo as him
3:04 YES 👏👏 JUST YES
3:40 this is a group of 4 I would like to see
4:12 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:47 the voces are the same :0
i never expected this 3:07
1:13 “Adam”
🤣🤣🤣
*chef's kiss*
THIS IS GOL-DEN
I WANNA KISS YOUR BRAIN FOR THIS VIDEO I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU *gets interrupted by oz&fizz*
ahem where was i oh yes
THAK YOU I SAVED IT IN MY GOLDEN STASH OF MY FAV VIDEOS AND SENT IT TO EVERYONE I KNOW WHO WATCHED HAZBIN AND HELLUVA BOSS
I LOVE YOU THANK YOU THIS MADE MY DAY
It's beautiful.
**screams respectfully because velvette wasnt**
3:05 my friend realizing im gay
the second vine was soooooo funny😂😂😂
I was fr laughing at the fact that these are all true😂🤣
3:52 thats brandon rogers, blitz, yeah literally blitx
1:26 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
2:05
Were They Doing … ( 3:06 )
REAL-
i love this❤