Mobile Servers are Almost Braindead (G&B)
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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playing in mobile servers lowkey makes you better at the game, since you basically train yourself to avoid ever getting grabbed, as your obvservant ass team won’t do anything
Lol
Fun fact mobile players are just braindead enough that they can survive anything
You should use third person I'm not gonna lie
let's you see downed teammates, and zombies behind other zombies
Otherwise when it gets crowded you might get a surprise attack and get zombie backshots
Has a mobile player I almost going to win but sometime I die from some stupid bomber why that game spam too many bomber
Was playing in a mobile server
witnessed a priest and a sapper solo the burning attic part of copenhagen together while everyone else was dead
There are the good apples
@@Melanryo mostly the pc players who dived head first into mobile servers like ODSTs, but yes, there are mobile players that are competent.
I play mobile too.
@@Java_ProtogenBruh, I love that analogy
I once dived into a mobile server and EVERYONE died on the Copenhagen water bucket part, and they kept saying "NO REMATCH, THE MAP IS BAD"
As a mobile user I legit have to look for a pc servers every time i play because some mobile players don’t even know they exist lol
The competent mobile players escaping the mobile servers to find refuge
@@MelanryoI want refugee, please carry me :b
as another mobile user,i approve of this comment and therefore label it as "relatable"
I have to do this too
Why is this so true😭🙏
Once a time I joined a mobile server. Then a single zapper somehow killed the entire team O_O
There's NO WAY
@@Melanryo it is true
@@Melanryoas a mobile player I can confirm most servers suck like this but not all of them have 2 iq
I've been in a mobile server and somehow they made it to wave 23 in Tyrolean village not bad.
@@Warcat10im sometimes had to carry whole mobile server as sapper in sans while i got absolutely mauled by horde alone
I tried playing on my phone once. It was rather traumatic
This made me laugh harder than it should have
What heppend, did the runner targeted the man with no clothes?🥺
I’ve only been playing on my phone since I’ve joined G&B. I have to leave the mobile servers every time I join because otherwise I have to play with braindead people.
@@shaunixtoys1677 accurate (i play on pc but sometimes the textures lag and the game doesn't show the clothes of a person)
i only go on my phone to check stats
Mobile player speaking. When I first got in the game (Last December) I didn't know I was getting teleported to mobile servers, so I thought I was playing on ordinary PC servers. And after playing a few hours, I thought the whole G&B community had a half brain. Then I realized I was getting teleported to brain dead mobile servers.
The most shocking realization of a life time
This Maybe Can Happened To Other People Too
@@Melanryohey bro.... what if mobile servers aren't brainded with me😎
@@boygarcia7933 gta 6 will release before that no offense pal but u cant cure them
Mobile players: melee a bomber , selfish when they are close to win , dont save people , doesn’t know what to do in new or other maps and be brave but then died for a dumb reason
@Kyle_Canadian that's not all mobile players though.
i am all of them
@@ahmadbintang9697based
@@oldsport2199% of em (I’m part of the 1% who have braincells
@@MinosPrimeRealThewhensame here
"MY TEAMMATES ARE ALL MORONS! I give them everything they need to survive and they still die and it's not because I'm a bad teammate, I'm a very good teammate. It's because they're stupid! And when the match ends they go "oh why didn't you heal us enough". Why didn't you teach yourself how to aim? It's their fault the team died not mine"-an angry french surgeon
Who the hell complains about surgeons
@@iskanderrgeveryone if the surgeon is an actual bumbling moron
@@iskanderrg the guys who complain about not getting healed but doesn't retreat and keeps fighting at the front anyways knowing a touch from a shambler could kill them
honestly that was me in discord last night
Bro was so sick from the average mobile servers he forgo he was an officer
FR, I FORGOT TO CHARGE
Being a mobile sapper player is so hard strictly bc ppl dont know to shoot bombers and it blows all the shit i built up, so i just feel like a single mother of 19 trying to make sure my kids dont get kidnapped or murked by the weirdos at the walmart .
LMAO, yeah just switch to pc servers you'll find a much better experience
fun fact once we didnt have any salpers but ee had many seamen and we still won guys its mostly abt shpoting the bombers
Genuinely laughed at the entire video. I genuinely expected you to have atleast 9k with the effort and g&b mobile comedy.
It's hard for me to tell with sarcasm but thanks if true!
@@Melanryo Not lying, this video is actually really good.
I swear mobile player are blind. I was next to a guy and didn't even see me getting tackled. This is why i switch to laptop to avoid those type of kids
Or you could just join PC servers in find servers
Once an argument happened in my g&b server's chat, one person was very mad when he died to a runner because 2 people just watched him getting mauled to death, the guy complains that the 2 guys' attention span is very bad, one of the 2 guys replied "yeah bro mb I was playing subway surfer on a floating window next to my crosshair and didn't see you"
@@windows8point1canbreathelol kinda funny to me
@@windows8point1canbreathethis needs to be a joke fr no way someone does that
THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS PLAY ON PC SERVERS WHENEVER I PLAY G&B
touché
the game should remove mobile support.
@@U_niqueythey would get 0 monies if they removed mobile, so mobile is best moni maker for this gaem 😎
I was once in a mobile server where 1 surgeon died to a horde of shambs cus no one bothered to save him, then he turned into a runner and solo'd the entire team
Im a mobile player and i can confirm this is how they play, once i played one server that had people killing themselves and literally spinning at people who got grabbed by runners
Sorry for what you're going through
I honestly join pc servers even tho im a mobile player, ive literally seen people fail leipzig before the runner part@@Melanryo
I joined pc servers after I saw a *_FULL_** SERVER DIE AT VARDEHOUS SPAWN* after they failed to realize they had to get a roundshot and swab to load the cannon. I’ve seen a lot of bs over my time playing G&B, since I played since v0.7.42, and I’ve seen a lot of bs over the time I’ve played G&B. However, That takes the cake.
Long story short, I got fed up with them.
@@WilliamC. I always thought i could save the mobile servers to make them good but they basically just try to kill me by bombers and not saving me
As an mobile player it is true,all the allegations of players being trash is correct I've seen many people mindlessly melee bomber
This is a very accurate documentary
For me i accidentally just hit them because of muscle memory.
@@user-whatareyoudoingme too and half the time I don’t even see the barrel
@@TrexcomboI’m guilty of this
its because of lag lmao (certified mobile player)
I swear my team will simultaneously agree to not have a sapper on a map that heavily relies on it such as Copenhagen, and kaub like Wth
Most coordinated guts and blackpowder players
I'm a mobile player and believe me when I say you're going to need 16+ players if you want to win a round or at least have PC players join you to win objectives because at least 4 of your teammates are going to meele a bomber or get muckbanged by zombies and no one bothered to help em.
REAL especially for harder maps like brezina
Tip for hitting bombers: Aim for the actual zombie instead of the barrel.
The entire comment section has turned into tips ong
Tried that like months ago before I made actual progress on the game, can confirm it didnt work
Tried that like months ago before I made actual progress on the game, can confirm it didnt work
I’m so stupid I thought you meant while using melee 😔
@@ioanluke3220dementia
This feels like an unreleased nature documentary.
Exactly, this is a documentary of mobile players in their natural habitat
1:38 somehow hitting boomber from the wall is a tip for solo:3
On closer inspection, someone swing a sabre on the bombers.
As a mobile player, im ashamed of the other mobile player, i become a priest then someone shot a bomber next to me
Edit : im so done with mobile servers, i played another round earlier, become a priest yet again, and oh boy either my team is braindead, dumb, or blind. I got pinned by a runner and they just go to the next objective
The mobile server experience
@@Melanryo fr bro
I have a PC, so I split my gaming time between mobile and PC. However, when my battery on my mobile device is high, my ping and gaming get better.
I'm also a mobile player and I hate my fellow Mobile players
@@ThatGBplayer yea bro
I once saw a runner kill 3 dudes while there were our main group next to them
As a mobile player who isn't braindead and has unlocked old guard and priest. I dont really switch on every server unlike those other mobile players expecting PC players to actually help them and i just play the same mobile server for hours until the worst team get replaced by the mobile players who aren't brain dead like i am but this video still made me laugh because of the behaviour of the new brainded mobile players. And i only have less skill issues than them but i am really dissapointed on our own mobile servers
insert sisyphus meme
Why did you have to mention that you have old guard and priest though??? Like thats more irrelevant than your actual comment.
@@user-whatareyoudoing i dunno man i just got crazy when i saw this video
Me too, as Decent Sapper and Priest main it just painful (especially the one that somehow doesn’t know how to reload or ect)
@@Lynx11461 oh okay then
I can only play mobile. I have learned the definition of masochism.
FR
"I need medical assistance!"
*guy flies out of nowhere* SURPRISE.
"FUCK IT, I'MA SOLO IT" basically me on every endless server when the team starts losing
It hard to find simple and fun videos now a days because of that am subscribing to you
Thanks! Appreciate it a lot
As a mobile player, I sometimes feel like I’m a refugee leaving mobile servers and going to pc camps
the mobile migration (ongoing)
@@Melanryo Fr man 😔
When you about to die after the grab or being pinned alive by Runners, they just walked passed you and you died by your neck get ripped off. Or left behind and two Shamblers feasting you alive until you grounded.
That's the worst part honestly.
@@Melanryo Thank you for your response, also when asking for heal or even bless when injured/infected. They just ignoring you, but they didn't know that, there's a badge on it.
That badge called "Soldier's Grace", Heal teammates as Surgeon, or Bless teammates from being infected (I'm not sure if it's on list) and saves teammates being pounced/pinned by Runners, or grabbed. And more, thank you for your time.
@@Reaver10To10 depression
@@Melanryo Alright, my brother. Keep our eyes of the worst part of this scenarios.
I Remember once that I was in mobile server in San Sebastián, When we go to Downstairs to get the Barrels and Hay, 10 or 12 People Literally Jump Off the Downstairs and Broke their Legs and there’s lots of Zombies eating them and there’s a musician HIDING BEHIND THE CANNON and He Die
this is like a challenge or smthing? because it would be hell seeing a mobile player being incompetent
This is the average mobile server experience
Mobile server its hardcore but X5
Once upon a time i was a mobile player that was the only smart guy but that one seaman.......
Edit: (Bro my team be braindead bro just left me die protecting them as a sapper 10 yr old me was questioning life bro😭😭😭😭)
barrel haha
Yea fr lol
I always found server that full with line infant idk why
@@Nobody527Because ever since Heavy Sabre came out, people started to become Line Infantry because the Heavy Sabre is so powerful and cheap, yet is only usable when you're a Line Infantry soldier.
@@user-whatareyoudoing yea but what bout when the officer use charge to the zombie but there bomber?
As a Mobile player, We decrease our brains by 50% to have less reaction speed against bombers.
LOL
I’m just glad the devs allow us to join PC/Console to escape the 9 year old iPad kids
Thank God
And one ipad kid is prob running from a person getting mauled by a runner and screaming: MUMA!!!!!!!/MAMA!!!!!
whenever you get getting eaten by the zombies the mobile players get scared and they dont even save you they just back away
As a mobile player,playing in a mobile server is just like forcing kindergarten kill zombies
lol
Fr
I went to a mobile server i got tackled by a runner 1 foot away from somone and instead of using the sabre he reloaded i died and he missed THE SHOT AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO BLAME ME
Most of them are beginners
as someone who used to play mobile normally, I apologize for the mobile players that all share a single braincell
Migrate to the pc servers
Every time i join a mobile server they are really blind even a bot is better than a mobile player
As a mobile player that switched to pc, I was GENUINELY surprised that my teams were *actually* competent. I didn’t think I’d ever seen players this good in my entire time at mobile compared to pc
As a mobile user who knows how to do stuff. we are neglected by g&b devs because every time I join a server, it will send me to the mobile server and make my life miserable
G&b devs beingdisappointments for the first time is crazy ngl
Me a mobile user watching people stand near the water buckets doing nothing in Copenhagen: 😐
to seek refuge and avoid the braindeadness of the mobile server, i switch to pc servers and also connect my phone to a controller so i can have better controls and not be braindead
As a mobile player, I actually cooked up a whole horde of shamblers, bombers and runners, i use the flicking technique for runners and shamblers, the reason i use the flicking tech is because of the stupid shamblers and runners going left to right..😭
Average mobile 7 yrs old playing on their mom’s phone belike💀 I always have to search for pc server as a mobile player
As a professional mobile player myself, it's safe to say that most of my teammates are not good and that I go to pc servers so I can find good players
As a mobile player thats pretty good at the game, i once tried to join a mobile server and we did San Sebastian, THE WHOLE TEAM DIED ON THE GUNPOWDER PART
One time I was playing and half my team broke there leg at the stairs 💀
Mobile users commenting about switching servers: 60%
People commenting hate on mobile users: 40%
People commenting how good mobile users really are: 0%, nil, n/a basically non existent
LOL this comment section exactly
Smartest mobile server
on god
They actually exist I have been in many smart mobile servers and only with a few brain dead and new comers
@@alistairsanchogarcia115surprisingly same although one braindead mf opens the door in kaub and we just all died because we were not prepared
As an ipad player, I will tell you this: every 15 man server has 3 man, 4 including you, who's decent. The rest of them on their phones can't see anything with chat open.
As a mobile player I embrace the stupidity of other players
I feel like the main reason mobile servers are bad is because of how uncomfortable the controls are.
That is one of the primary reasons
Another reason: lag (device issue, not that im bad at playing this game. but the lag is the problem why i got slow response.)
@@naminamichan2314because a billion shamblers, runners, and bombers spawn, blame the spawn chances not me and the smart mobile players😭
0:01 Yo how do you get that text bubble texture
Just check the settings and you should find it
I meleed a bomber while activating the charge, basically a Japanese tactic
There are only two types of mobile servers :
newbies and decent
peak mobile server expierence
smartest mobile players
me on moblie: *completes every map and clutches* excuse me?
mobile SERVERS not all mobile players are like this
Bro's Still Racist Against Mobile Players 😂
As a mobile player, I can confirm i have skill issues and crippling mentality
based comment
i watched 2 sappers build baricades whilst i got ambushed by a runner and a zapper
Happy 1 month anniversary 🎉🎉🎉
yay
I’m a mobile player and I even avoid mobile servers because I don’t feel like babysitting every single server I join, instead only having to babysit half the servers I join
As a mobile player with a little over 80 hours, I can confirm most mobile players do the exact opposite of what they should do (don’t save players, always getting grabbed, somehow not realizing the zombie holding a barrel with an obvious hissing sound explodes)
As a mobile player myself that plays guts and black powder I say this is true I sometimes hit bombers accidentally and others just hit bombers a lot I don’t know why
As a mobile player who has every single achievement (except alone at the edge of the world), the level of incompetence of the Mobile players disgusts me. I once played a vardøhus mobile server, i ended up being the only medic. Fast forward to the bridge part, THE ONLY TWO SAPPERS DIED. Only me and like 8 people were left. And because the sapper died, we all died. Also, SOME GUY LITERALLY LIT UP THE LIGHTHOUSE EARLY. And because i was literally so mad at the sappers for somehow dying early, i started yelling at them, and then the ENTIRE SERVER said “Well y u no be sapper?” BECAUSE I HAD TO BE THE ONLY MEDIC!!!!! That was the point where i realized i could only get somewhere by ONLY playing PC servers. Oh yeah, i can confirm the melee bomb thing to be true.
I love when competent mobile players come here to vent their frustration about the common mobile player instead of feeling like they're being targeted. After all, I'm only talking about the general mobile player
As a mobile player that has old guard, this is like my everyday experience💀
Real as a mobile player who is also very skilled it is a struggle 💀
as an mobile player, I can confirm this is what we do.
I was playing on a mobile server and then I read someone saying "mobile servers are horrible, they don't save you when a runner catches you."
After a few minutes, playing San Sebastian, after the barrels exploded I was grabbed by 2 zombies (they jumped off the stairs) very close to the place where the zombies spawns, and after uhh... 8 seconds of "help" and "brother "Did you let me die?" the guy who said he was playing sapper, saw everything and said "YES", "I don't want to risk dying" I told him: "But what a risk bro, you could have saved me." he didnt answered me.
The biggest bruh moment i experienced in mobile servers
When people experience it themselves
The reason why you aren’t hitting those bomber shots is because you’re supposed to hit the actual Bomber zombie not the barrel.
Either works...
once as a priest, i decided to save a downed guy as priest from 2 runners, i then got grabbed by shamblers while he went on to go burn himself to death in a spot i didn’t even know you could burn yourself in. as a plus, the fire didn’t even knock him down. he just stood there as i slowly got bitten to death.
As a mobile player who actually does saves his teammates and has a brain, This comment makes me question if every mobile player are kids.
I was sadly born as a mobile specimen, however, i manage to scape to PC/Console kingdoms once in a while, if i confess i am a mobile specimen i will get descriminated, but i can blend in as i am a special "pro" specimen. Still it is better than our inferior Kingdoms and our lack skill.
I like to go into small mobile servers (on my pc) and pretend I'm a mobile players, and then end up like clutching a map or something. The amount of glaze I get for it is the reason I do it. I have such a big ego.
On a separate note, I once joined a mobile endless server with like 3 people, and I kid you not, it was wave 35 and someone was doing it SOLO. I'm guessing he was someone like me, but if he wasn't, that might have been the most cracked mobile player to ever exist.
As a mobile player, I can confirm they suck like actually because they all shoot more planks than grandpas.
I choose mobile endless only to watch newbies get mauled😮
I like to believe they are rather troll than braindead.
Bruh its because between pc and mobile servers mobile servers get the MOST new players who don’t know how to play
Mobile server are blind bro, the red-eyed got me but THAT FREAKING INFRANTRY INFRONT OF ME DIDN’T KILL THE RED-EYED
Yeah one problem Being in mobile server they don't care
They just wanna escape
For badges mostly
As a mobile player (With Dur ;-;) I can safely say I've seen bombers melee'd, ignoring grabbed players, surgeons trying to heal with zombies behind them, fifers not using the metronome, and a LOT of games lost to a player starting the round when sappers aren't ready.
However, I can say by the grace of matchmaking, I've found the BEST squads. Though tbh it's a MASSIVE roll of the dice.
That's what I've heard with mobile servers.
As an mobile player, I confirm that their brain are dead. I told that don't melee the bombers or shoot near teammates but yeah, THEY SHOOT💀
I was in a mobile server once, it was endless Hougoumont, forgot the wave. But i distinctly remember two Seaman shoot two blunderbuss shots at a single zapper, AND THEY MISSED, CLOSE RANGE. They then reloaded instead of using their melees and one of em died, and also, THEY WERE THE TWO PEOPLE LEFT STANDING.
i think mobile players are adorable, they don't see anything all of everything and can't move at the same performance as a pc, so sometimes saving them while they are overwhelmed feels like "There you go, lil guy"
at least until they aren't able to render other teammates or something and let them die
Most Mobile Players have a habit of falling back and they don't even bother pushing most of the time which is why they lose
"Nah id win" *procceds to get jumped*
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Tysm!!!
as a mobile player yes mobile server are mostly dumb i seen 7 commander got killed by a zapper
As a mobile user I have walked into a tiny room and accidentally hit a bomber so many times that it’s annoying now, not to mention that most of the time when a doctor tries to heal you IT DOESN’T ALLOW YOU TO ACCEPT, so you have to sit there for 5 minutes just for it to work 😭
Im a mobile player, and when I join Mobile Servers, my god do they suck. THEY MELEE BOMBERS, USE THEIR FIREARMS ALL THE TIME, I REMEMBER SEEING A GUY NOT HELPING ME WHEN I WAS GETTING MAULED BY A RUNNER IN SAN. THEY ARE SO USELESS.
There was one time where my server (is a mobile server) tried to beat until wave 35 but instead they somehow failed at wave 1, they were going to the fire to much so maybe thats why they all died in wave 1.
WAVE 1?????? TFW
I’m on mobile and every time I get grabbed they just watch
Mobile player here. The survival rates here are so low that actually winning an objective map is like a blessing... if we ignore the fact that less than half of the server actually survives.
As a mobile user this very accurate for me
7:07 top 5 scary jumpscare
One time I accidently deleted a bomber in a PC server and it broke the barricades and decimated my regiment😭
They are playing on phones and tablets and stuff. Incredibly hard to play with (or maybes I just think that since I never use mobile)
This is somehow relatable and very funny! But not all Mobile players do that, I joined a server and the team I have won like 3-4 objective games in a row!
Yes. Every single mobile server is absolutely braindead
Dude I am one person from mobile server and it’s MAD ANNOYING WHEN MEDICS DO NOT HEAL PEOPLE WHO ARE AT A SLIVER OF HEALTH AND I WANT TO DIE
as a mobile player, what do you expect from these greasy screen users
LMAOOOO, OFC OFC
And that’s why I’m join pc/console G&B server as iPad players