"Joke's on you. This cardboard box is vital Smash Bros. property and no one can inflict harm upon it, even if someone as astute as me uses it for protection from dangerous Umbra Witches,"" - CHRIS: How is the box still property to us exactly? PALUTENA: I picked it up on the floor of the old mansion before it was demolished for the new one, duh. BAYONETTA: IS that how you lot go about redocerating? Callously destroying your previous home just to make a newer, flashier one? CHRIS: (Shrugs) I guess. BAYONETTA: Sounds incredibly over the top ridiculous (smirks, clapping a bit) I approve of that BTW. ""Without further ado, congratulations on your win against an eldritch abomination! Not that I doubted YOU would as you are completely used to do this kind of thing, anyway... How do you feel about this victory, in a non-sensual way?"" - BAYONETTA: *Smirks, rubbing her gun on her sigh* Well quite honestly I was hoping for a much more explosive climax. To wrap my hands around some of the larger, more expansive members of this crew. To plow deep into their most senstivie regions and- PALUTENA: Eh eh eh eh! i said NON SENSUAL way. BAYONETTA: Yes you did, but why should I do what you suggest. (Teleports behind her box, freaking out Palutena) Face it goddess: there's nothing physically or mentally or even emotionally you can do to antagonize me in any way. I'm a much fiercer and deadlier combantant then you, one who is even more coy and playful who would understand all your references, as well as know things you do not. (We see Palutena look a bit freak as bayonetta gently steps on the box). Even Andrew realizes this is your just desserts for how you've talked and played with the others and trust me, I intent to make this sweet treats last for as long as possible. CHRIS: (Calls out to Palutena) See this is why you should try being nicer to people when you talk to them. Since karma can be pretty nasty. PALUTENA: (looks annoyed) Hey this is totally different! BAYONETTA: So you're saying you don't do whatever you can to embarass, anger, frigthen or freak the person you're chatting with in these? PALUTENA: Yeah but in... toally different ways so there! ""Tsk," Bayonetta scoffed a bit. "I should've been here in the previous entry where the T-rating allowed for older men to have tight buttocks."" - CHRIS: I don't know, the fan service seems to have been upped even more here. Heck in this tourney you can have Shulk go around nearly naked. BAYONETTA: Please we're talking about pretty little boys. (rubs her fingers together) I prefer the company of some actual men, or someone who could last through one of my play sessions. CHRIS: ... If you're not talking innunedo some of us probably could fight off those angels and demons. Heck we've been doing that story wise since the Disgaea arc. BAYONETTA: Be glad I was not there at the time or that annoying littlle pest Flonne would of gotten shot through the head and torn apart in several dozen ways. CHRIS: Yeah you're going to be an... interesting one to figure out how to work in Subspace Emissary Conquest alright. ""Good ol' Snake!" Palutena reminisced. "Wonder how Konami is treating him." "Like crap," Chris said without missing a beat." - PALUTENA: Well they're at least treating Hideo Kojima well right? CHRIS: Oh he's getting it even worse. Like literally not even allowed to appear at places that honor his achievements because of their jerkotry reasonining. PALUTENA: Well i'm sure Snake will get his own game again down the line... even if it's just a Pachinko table top counter game. CHRIS: (Sarcastically) Yes not since the Metal Gear; Big Rig Racing as Solid Snake been part of a more harrowing adventure that really highlights exactly his purpose as a character in our modern gaming age. ""Still, this rating wasn't enough to hold you back, and so many people worldwide are glad to have you here," the goddess said. "Go away," she muttered silently. "I'm gonna deck all of them when this is over. Stupid ballot," she added." - PALUTENA: Seriously why'd SHE have to win? There were so many more deserving picks. CHRIS: You mean ones that you could torment without getting tormented back right? PALUTENA: Exactly. Imagine if Goku was here. CHRIS: Uh... think there'd still be the difference in strength. PALUTENA: Yeah but he's an idiot so he'd be easy and probably fun to trick. Or heck, imagine if Shrek was here. He'd go on hilarious Michael Myers rants, at least at first before we got sick of him in a few weeks, and that'd make for good times. CHRIS: Uh, how about some of the real choices that could of actually made it into the game? PALUTENA: Oh well I could of taken Shovel Knight's Shovel and replaced it with a fluffy teddy bear so he'd be Teddy Knight. And uh... oh I could of had Issac from golden sun talk to the hand with an even bigger energy hand smacking him in the face. And... oh totally bug Sora to death about whenever Kingdom hearts 3 is coming and- BAYONETTA: yes we get your inane fantasies but I think it's time you came to reality, don't you agree? "...I'm getting so bored of this. Now I feel like dancing. You two, dance with me and light up this room!" she said, to which she then started to dance in a sensual-yet-still-allowed dance. While Chris politely declined, a threatened Palutena started dancing as much as a cardboard box allowed her to: by budging around at uneven times." - BAYONETTA: Yes enough of this. (Appears behind Palutena again and quickly takes the box and throws it to the side as she grabs Palutena by the chin) Now you're going to dance how I want you to girl. PALUTENA: Hey you can't do that to (Bayonetta leans closer and whispers something in Palutena's ear, shocking the goddess more then anything else she's expierenced here) No... no you wouldn't! BAYONETTA: What? Diana wasn't going to do that story ever with me and Samus where I dominate and totally control her bit by bit until she becomes nothing but putty in my hands. Why not have it come out in some form? PALUTENA: But- BAYONETTA: (Spanks her with her gun, shocking the goddess) The only behinds I want to see is yours moving properly, got it? (Palutena looks at Bayonetta's face and sighs, nodding as she soon starts twirling around doing a fairly eroitc yet still allowed to be shown dance here as Chris looks in confusion). CHRIS: Uh... what did you say to her? BAYONETTA: I don't think you want to find out, and since I actually do like you boy, I won't tell you. CHRIS: Uh... thanks. BAYONETTA: (Smirks some) Though sooner or later you're going to have to dance with me. Not only are those Elite Beat Agents still running around in your tale, but you do have a dancer job for a reason. CHRIS: That's more with Peach. BAYONETTA: I have a feeling with the two dozen plus new fighters coming those jobs will be rearranged to match up more with differing choices. CHRIS: Hmmm that is pretty logical. I probably should give Robin the compatality with the tactician job. But uh... real me will have to decide more how that goes I guess. ""...Curse you, World Traveler. You're lucky Pit is weak against spike chest hugs," she hissed," - CHRIS: Uh more like Lucario is pretty much stronger then everyone here by a hundred... present company sans me excluded I suppose. BAYONETTA: Yes I heard about the Aurageddon... honestly sounds like something that'd fit in more with my world really. CHRIS: Hey hey no plot spoilers. BAYONETTA: (Dancing around) Very well though this dance does come from the credits of my game. Or would it be spoilers to say at the end of the day I come out victorious and celebrate it throughout the names of the people who made the adventure possible? CHRIS: Eh,, I guess not. (looks at camera) Seriously we're out of material here we had like 7 of these bits instead of three so move on already okay? Anyway really funny stuff man as I am so loving seeing Palutena on the other end of this torment. Makes me really glad she is the last one picked for the tourney honestly.
"Samus is under fire"
Bayonetta: "FIRE!"
Looks at thumbnail.
Me: Even Nintendo can't ruin Bayo's *thiccness*
Why would they? They were the ones who wanted her Nintendo outfits to be revealing, much to the shock of her devs.
@@AuraChannelerChris fun fact
She’s also a sega character like sonic
@MusicIsMyLife-qm4rf even though the titles of the series were made by PlatinumGames
Great to see pal items get her just desserts here
10:50 hey master hand your girlfriend beat you up
Edit: madama is a hand too get it? :P
Actually, Madame Butterfly has an actual form, not just a pair of hands.
No gonna lie.... crazy hand kinda sounds like papyrus
"Joke's on you. This cardboard box is vital Smash Bros. property and no one can inflict harm upon it, even if someone as astute as me uses it for protection from dangerous Umbra Witches,""
- CHRIS: How is the box still property to us exactly?
PALUTENA: I picked it up on the floor of the old mansion before it was demolished for the new one, duh.
BAYONETTA: IS that how you lot go about redocerating? Callously destroying your previous home just to make a newer, flashier one?
CHRIS: (Shrugs) I guess.
BAYONETTA: Sounds incredibly over the top ridiculous (smirks, clapping a bit) I approve of that BTW.
""Without further ado, congratulations on your win against an eldritch abomination! Not that I doubted YOU would as you are completely used to do this kind of thing, anyway... How do you feel about this victory, in a non-sensual way?""
- BAYONETTA: *Smirks, rubbing her gun on her sigh* Well quite honestly I was hoping for a much more explosive climax. To wrap my hands around some of the larger, more expansive members of this crew. To plow deep into their most senstivie regions and-
PALUTENA: Eh eh eh eh! i said NON SENSUAL way.
BAYONETTA: Yes you did, but why should I do what you suggest. (Teleports behind her box, freaking out Palutena) Face it goddess: there's nothing physically or mentally or even emotionally you can do to antagonize me in any way. I'm a much fiercer and deadlier combantant then you, one who is even more coy and playful who would understand all your references, as well as know things you do not. (We see Palutena look a bit freak as bayonetta gently steps on the box). Even Andrew realizes this is your just desserts for how you've talked and played with the others and trust me, I intent to make this sweet treats last for as long as possible.
CHRIS: (Calls out to Palutena) See this is why you should try being nicer to people when you talk to them. Since karma can be pretty nasty.
PALUTENA: (looks annoyed) Hey this is totally different!
BAYONETTA: So you're saying you don't do whatever you can to embarass, anger, frigthen or freak the person you're chatting with in these?
PALUTENA: Yeah but in... toally different ways so there!
""Tsk," Bayonetta scoffed a bit. "I should've been here in the previous entry where the T-rating allowed for older men to have tight buttocks.""
- CHRIS: I don't know, the fan service seems to have been upped even more here. Heck in this tourney you can have Shulk go around nearly naked.
BAYONETTA: Please we're talking about pretty little boys. (rubs her fingers together) I prefer the company of some actual men, or someone who could last through one of my play sessions.
CHRIS: ... If you're not talking innunedo some of us probably could fight off those angels and demons. Heck we've been doing that story wise since the Disgaea arc.
BAYONETTA: Be glad I was not there at the time or that annoying littlle pest Flonne would of gotten shot through the head and torn apart in several dozen ways.
CHRIS: Yeah you're going to be an... interesting one to figure out how to work in Subspace Emissary Conquest alright.
""Good ol' Snake!" Palutena reminisced. "Wonder how Konami is treating him."
"Like crap," Chris said without missing a beat."
- PALUTENA: Well they're at least treating Hideo Kojima well right?
CHRIS: Oh he's getting it even worse. Like literally not even allowed to appear at places that honor his achievements because of their jerkotry reasonining.
PALUTENA: Well i'm sure Snake will get his own game again down the line... even if it's just a Pachinko table top counter game.
CHRIS: (Sarcastically) Yes not since the Metal Gear; Big Rig Racing as Solid Snake been part of a more harrowing adventure that really highlights exactly his purpose as a character in our modern gaming age.
""Still, this rating wasn't enough to hold you back, and so many people worldwide are glad to have you here," the goddess said. "Go away," she muttered silently. "I'm gonna deck all of them when this is over. Stupid ballot," she added."
- PALUTENA: Seriously why'd SHE have to win? There were so many more deserving picks.
CHRIS: You mean ones that you could torment without getting tormented back right?
PALUTENA: Exactly. Imagine if Goku was here.
CHRIS: Uh... think there'd still be the difference in strength.
PALUTENA: Yeah but he's an idiot so he'd be easy and probably fun to trick. Or heck, imagine if Shrek was here. He'd go on hilarious Michael Myers rants, at least at first before we got sick of him in a few weeks, and that'd make for good times.
CHRIS: Uh, how about some of the real choices that could of actually made it into the game?
PALUTENA: Oh well I could of taken Shovel Knight's Shovel and replaced it with a fluffy teddy bear so he'd be Teddy Knight. And uh... oh I could of had Issac from golden sun talk to the hand with an even bigger energy hand smacking him in the face. And... oh totally bug Sora to death about whenever Kingdom hearts 3 is coming and-
BAYONETTA: yes we get your inane fantasies but I think it's time you came to reality, don't you agree?
"...I'm getting so bored of this. Now I feel like dancing. You two, dance with me and light up this room!" she said, to which she then started to dance in a sensual-yet-still-allowed dance. While Chris politely declined, a threatened Palutena started dancing as much as a cardboard box allowed her to: by budging around at uneven times."
- BAYONETTA: Yes enough of this. (Appears behind Palutena again and quickly takes the box and throws it to the side as she grabs Palutena by the chin) Now you're going to dance how I want you to girl.
PALUTENA: Hey you can't do that to (Bayonetta leans closer and whispers something in Palutena's ear, shocking the goddess more then anything else she's expierenced here) No... no you wouldn't!
BAYONETTA: What? Diana wasn't going to do that story ever with me and Samus where I dominate and totally control her bit by bit until she becomes nothing but putty in my hands. Why not have it come out in some form?
PALUTENA: But-
BAYONETTA: (Spanks her with her gun, shocking the goddess) The only behinds I want to see is yours moving properly, got it? (Palutena looks at Bayonetta's face and sighs, nodding as she soon starts twirling around doing a fairly eroitc yet still allowed to be shown dance here as Chris looks in confusion).
CHRIS: Uh... what did you say to her?
BAYONETTA: I don't think you want to find out, and since I actually do like you boy, I won't tell you.
CHRIS: Uh... thanks.
BAYONETTA: (Smirks some) Though sooner or later you're going to have to dance with me. Not only are those Elite Beat Agents still running around in your tale, but you do have a dancer job for a reason.
CHRIS: That's more with Peach.
BAYONETTA: I have a feeling with the two dozen plus new fighters coming those jobs will be rearranged to match up more with differing choices.
CHRIS: Hmmm that is pretty logical. I probably should give Robin the compatality with the tactician job. But uh... real me will have to decide more how that goes I guess.
""...Curse you, World Traveler. You're lucky Pit is weak against spike chest hugs," she hissed,"
- CHRIS: Uh more like Lucario is pretty much stronger then everyone here by a hundred... present company sans me excluded I suppose.
BAYONETTA: Yes I heard about the Aurageddon... honestly sounds like something that'd fit in more with my world really.
CHRIS: Hey hey no plot spoilers.
BAYONETTA: (Dancing around) Very well though this dance does come from the credits of my game. Or would it be spoilers to say at the end of the day I come out victorious and celebrate it throughout the names of the people who made the adventure possible?
CHRIS: Eh,, I guess not. (looks at camera) Seriously we're out of material here we had like 7 of these bits instead of three so move on already okay?
Anyway really funny stuff man as I am so loving seeing Palutena on the other end of this torment. Makes me really glad she is the last one picked for the tourney honestly.
Tween Chris's minifics n your take on ek, my lungs are burning. I know these are old but they're a nice pickmeup.
blinded journeyman em* blasted sticky keys
DianaGohan
The fact you had time to write this is sad.
***** not rly
As someone who doesn't play smash I have no idea what the fuck is happening
I don't see witch time on master core.
Avenged Ashlyn i think that's cus it doesn't work
it does.
Why Is That In The Description?
I meant palutena
i did not know that would happen on the master hand boos fight on that dificullty ;-;
Bayonetta the movie Bayonetta vs Fake Bayonetta ( 2017 ) Fan-idea
jh ugh
Bayonetta is also a sega character like sonic kun
0:31 (gets triggerd)
How long was this?
As much as the time stamp says?
@@AuraChannelerChris
I mean since it was uploaded.
I got it recently in recommended.
@@chuckthequail137 Check the upload date.