Fun Fact: As the recording started Sting walked towards the microphone, tripped, land with one hand on the piano (at about 0:04) laughed (at about 0:07) and starts to sing their 'Rocks' song. This recording will end up at their debut album in 1978 and will become the first number one hit ever about rocks.
He actually laughed because he accidentally sat on a piano thinking it was closed. Idk, just thought I'd share it. Right before he laughs you can hear the piano
when i was like 3-5 years old, my dad played this around me a lot. last summer i looked at an old do it yourself book i wrote in. i wrote my favorite song as "rock sand". fell off my chair and laughed for about a minute
I don't know why someone would dislike this You clicked on a video called "Roxanne but it's just rocks". *You got rocks* You got exactly what you came for
"son, turn off your computer, its time to go to bed" "aww, but dad, cant i listen to one more song?" "Im giving you to the count of 20" "I know what i have to do"
i love that the singer sounds distressed about the rocks, like he turned around and slowly raises a pointed finger
EXACTLY!!!
“the singer” like we dont all know its Sting lol
Edit: missed opportunity to say “the stinger”
Ya made my day
Sting
Sting man
It sounds like he's warning someone of a rockslide.
HOW??? 😳😳😳😳🤔🤔🤔
Well that, except he's stoned AF
@@Twertle ROCKS!!
More specifically, Anne.
"Rocks, Anne!"
Jokes on him, I chose paper.
Lol underrated comment
😂
Jokes on you, I choose...
SCISSORS!
@@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN
Well I’m sorry but I have you beat...
I chose....
The Spanish Inquisition!!
@@l_ndonmusic you draw pretty bad to the point I really want to cut all of your drawings with scissors...
me working out what I'll play in rock paper scissors
Toycat???
checkmark :0
No way its the eye beee exxx toyCAT
lol ibxtoycat
Huh
You knew exactly what was gonna happen. You still sat here for 19 seconds. So did I.
*you're right and it was goddamn hilarious*
you are describing things that did happen to both of us
I actually didn't. I expected to hear actual rocks falling or something...
So true. Are you Walt Whitman?
I even watched it twice haha
the lyrics:
ahahaha
rocks
Written by Tommy Wiseau
@@calw.9373 nah if it was tommy wiseau there'd be at least one moan in there
@@ajoke5105 fax
These lyrics are so deep
Thank you I needed that
It was exactly as stupid as I knew it was going to be, and yet I was already laughing from the time the song started.
Eyyy funny like number
@RicAdbur me too lol
Same reaction, I was laughing harder when it started then when it ended but I'm still smiling
I love your pfp
I m the dumbest one. I didn’t see that coming so l went from wtf to 😂
Is this what Boris is laughing about for the past 2 months?
The reason why I'm here😂😂😂
@@pali4ever889 Same here lol
VADIM BLYAT
keep it cheeki breeki
Yes
My parents: Why is your pocket so heavy?
Me as a child:
ruclips.net/video/CsH9Mu1vfjU/видео.html
Reletable
All these comments on this video I’mlaughing
Still me as an adult:
I can SO much relate. I'm getting flashbacks.
“So, what music genres do you like?”
“Uhhh... rock?”
metal
Based and Cavepilled
@@named746 deathcore :)
I sure do love "boulder rock" music
Underrated
Physics: the study of every phenomenon going on in the universe
Chemistry: the study of matter and its components
Geology:
*wheeze
Eyyyyy great one
rocc
Civil engineering: ROCKSAND
Hehe look at this rocc i find
Thanks to this masterpiece we now know that boris has eyes
xD
I came here to reply the exact same thing... you beat me to it, comrade
And beautiful ones, at that
Squidward: Patrick, why are your suitcases so heavy?
Patrick:
This is what happens when you never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request
It's true, I was there
Patrick always needs his lucky lump of uranium lead alloy
ROCKsanne
When I was like 5 I genuinely believed they were saying rock sand
So you’re 6?
When I was around that age I remember being in my dad’s car and him playing this a lot. And I really loved it. I still like the song a lot
@@africancouscous You fucking dumbass its roxanne by The Police
Everyone chill. We were all at that age where we didn't hear things right. I did that too
want to feel that again but with shitty music? ruclips.net/video/16YnOUnbE6s/видео.html
those rock would look great in my fish tank
ruclips.net/video/CsH9Mu1vfjU/видео.html
I thought the same thing 👀
Always nice to find you in every comment section😂
Same
Wack
Come here to see what boris is laughing about
I'm a geology major and this is relevant to my interests
@Чечи Камни
is that slate
@@raahimas2776 it's either slate or shale. I think probably shale but I can't know without getting a closer look at it
You a geo dude?
@@beesokay Булыжники
Ngl, those are some pretty rocks.
This is sand:
ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html
Here, you can buy them:
www.amazon.com/Slate-Stone-Miniature-Aquarium-Wargaming/dp/B071YN2QH8
NicimakiClips Jesus, Marie, they’re minerals
What’s there to lie about?
@@fodebic5253 I think it’s slate
I waited 18 seconds just to hear, “Rocks.”
We all did.
You have been "Rock Rolled", Rick?
Well... why would you say that you know I did?! lol
You also saw "Rocks."
Worth it
I came from Boris' vid lmao
SAME BRO
Me too
Same here
+1
Same
*Me:* Doesn't drink water
*My kidneys:*
underrated
Jokes aside, drink water... That shit really happens
@@killyridols72826 I made this comment based on personal experience so i agree.
It never happened to me and I drink plenty often.
Thanks for the info, I'm sorry to hear, from what I've heard it sounds terrifying! 😰
ruclips.net/video/CsH9Mu1vfjU/видео.html
Can't wait for the sequel: "Sand"
underrated comment
Possibly a glass sequel?
Maybe scissors?
And than we end the gravel trilogy with crushing sandals
Rock san(d)
For some reason I thought this would be every iteration of the word "rocks" in Roxanne
I'd groove to that
that may have been the plan originally
same here
Same xD
That was a shower thought of mine. I’d really like that
Rock Sand
sub bot? Wtf
Bro what is this channel?? 5.9 million subs?!
@@Mark.OnEarth idk
This guy again
Its twitter lol
"yo why the hell are your bags so heavy, what did you put in here??"
0:18
I can't believe it took me until i was 22 to understand that
Until today that is to say
Hey that rhymes
dumb but funny comment 8.5/10
@@ijfisjjf1916 I'd give it a solid 4/10 because I also stole it lol
Such a good episode of spongebob
Can I use emojis to describe how I feel about this comment? Here's my mood: 😂
Parent: “What is in your mouth”
Child:
He answered 18 seconds later because he was chewing and swallowing it
@@stevethepaidintern196 nah he was spitting them out
@@gvtterslag nah he was breathing them in
@@masayuki2454 nah he was savouring them
@@niga3 nah he was choking to death
I waited 19 seconds just to hear him say “Rocks”
I’m not disappointed
Rocks
Rocks
Roxs
Rocks
tar
ronks
Fun Fact: As the recording started Sting walked towards the microphone, tripped, land with one hand on the piano (at about 0:04) laughed (at about 0:07) and starts to sing their 'Rocks' song. This recording will end up at their debut album in 1978 and will become the first number one hit ever about rocks.
Believe it or not, he actually played it with his ass...
My god I hear it! I've always wondered what that sound and laughing was all about. Thanks for teaching me something cool 👌
i thought it was his butt
Geologists when someone asks them to explain what they do for a living
ROCKS ruclips.net/video/lZ7IGVTk4bs/видео.html
😂
Lmao😂
I do rocks
"They are not rocks Marie, they're minerals!"
"whats her name?"
"rocks anne"
"roxanne?"
"no, rocks anne"
Rock sand
Her name is Rocks, Anne.
i was gonna like but i would ruin the 420
More like... ROCKS AND
Same energy as spiders georg
“ROX-“
“No!”
“Bathroom?”
“Yeah, over here”
"Uhh, guys, what does a pregnancy test look like"
"It's like a thin plastic stick with a thing at the end."
"So this is definitely a GUN."
Everyone that hasn’t seen community must be confused af😂
“i wonder what happened in all those other timelines...”
"There ARE no other timelines, Abed!"
"troy and abed's new APARTMENT!"
I came here from the Boris eye reveal video
I knew exactly what was going to happen, but I laughed the whole time in anticipation.
That is the right thing to do
Me when I’m telling someone a funny story but I keep laughing when talking about it because it’s so fuckin funny
I thought it was going to be every "Rox-" in the whole song....
I knew what was coming as well. I didn't think it would be all that funny, but very clever. I was wrong. It was funny.
thank you youtube recommended feed i now know the best police song is 20 seconds long.
Sophisticated Coherence stop
@Sophisticated Coherence 😂🤣
@Sophisticated Coherence i hope this is a joke
Doyoumine nah
@Sophisticated Coherence lmao
Why all the dislikes? You came here for rocks and you got rocks.
I thought it would Roxanne by Arizona zervas
About the girl who wants to party all night?
@@r011ing_thunder6 yep 😹
I liek roks
because we expected the rock to appear on screen sooner, not in the last second
"But it's just rocks"
"No they're minerals, Jesus Marie"
Lyrics:
[Musical intro]
Hahahaha..
[Musical intro continues]
Rocks.
sting is truly a lyrical genius
thank u so much i needed that
you missed the 'hahaha'
you called?
@@RocksPolarBear HOLY SH-
"Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!"
The comment I was looking for!
Exactly
@@kostasvellikis me too
I was hoping to find a comment like this
Breakimg bad moment
I thought it'd be that "Roxanne" song except everytime roxanne is mentioned, it's changed to rocks.
Do you mean the ShitTok one?
Same m8
I was expecting it to be "Rocks" cut from every "Roxanne" in the song...
@@googleprofiel6814 This one?
@@hazyproduct1692 it was a good song before tik tok got a hold of it
the amount of times i've come back to this video just to hear 19 seconds of introduction, and then rocks is diabolical
after reading the comments, "rocks" doesn't even sound like a real word anymore
I HAD TROUBLE WITH IF I SPELT ROCKS WRONG CUZ IT JUST DONT LOOK LIKE A WORD ANYMORE
Jamais Vu
666 likes- oh hell nah I ain’t liking this comment
Happens
@@lavenderbanana3197 like it to make it 667 because we love the lord hALLelUjAh
Y'all called?
Rocks.
Rocks
Rocks
You're a cute rock.
Rocks
Me: "what is this class about again?"
My geology teacher:
it's actually about remedial chaos theory
@@ArcturusOTEbased!
Anyone else here after watching life of Boris?
Same
0:07 my reaction to this.
Underrated comment
@@jaden_bricker overrated comment
This got a genuine 0:07 out of me
clever
He actually laughed because he accidentally sat on a piano thinking it was closed. Idk, just thought I'd share it. Right before he laughs you can hear the piano
Dwayne Johnson’s wife after she gives a birth to twins: 0:18
pebbles
Pebbles
Yes
@@shualel the rocks are built different
pebbles
"In the future, humour will be randomly generated"
The future:
You have to do it like this:
"In the future, humor will be randomly generated."
-larry the cucumber
The future DOES rock
Weed eater
WEED EATER
Rock eater
felt the same way as boris
Lmaoo yes
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
“In the future, humor will be randomly generated.”
You just add quote marks to crap shit?
Pusfilth No I add quote marks to a quote dumbass
WEEDEATER
Pusfilth that’s from Veggietales dude
Bruh I can hear that weird cartoon shit saying that quote you just put up right now.
And they were fucking right
Hello people, we are totally not the Life of Boris gang 👍
yep totally ;)
“Comrade Boris, FBI.”
Totally..
100℅ ;)
ROCKS!🪨 🪨 *laughing uncontrollably*
Humor in 1989: *Actual jokes*
Humor in 2019: *R O C K S*
its 2021
@@usernametaken017 this video was made in 2019
@@usernametaken017 if you didn't tell me i actually wouldn't know
humour in 2021: R
@@elliebelly6980 weed
“In the future, comedy will be randomly generated.”
weed eater
@@treelynx5487 rock eater
rocks
@Donovan Cooper snake eater
Shout-out to my boys Bob and larry
when i was like 3-5 years old, my dad played this around me a lot. last summer i looked at an old do it yourself book i wrote in. i wrote my favorite song as "rock sand". fell off my chair and laughed for about a minute
rock sand
rocksand, rocksand
Aww :)
I used to think "the ace of spades" by motörhead was called "bodacious dates"
So ur 7 years old?
How many of us are here after "Life of Boris" video ?
me!
Me
Me 👋
That still exists?
“ROCKS”
5 million people:
*comedy gold*
no comedy rocks
Squidward: That’s just a stupid boulder!
Spongebob:
Its not just a boulder! It’s Iraq!
The pioneers used to ride those baby’s for miles
I see you’re a man of culture as well
@@PhantoMace2012 Donkey: I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder!
Is that the cheese?
A Slavic man with dreamy eyes brought me here and it did you too.
Yeah
Me: I'm taking a test, I need to be focused
My Brain: rocks
My last brain cell while I’m taking an exam.
carbon substance in relation with the human male Dwayne “the rock” johnson
Sand
Arent rocks smostly oxygen and a bit of silicon? U thinking of coal
Offtopic but I’ve always been calling him Rock “The Wayne” Johnson, and now I finally understand why people give me a funny look.
@@largemanOFFICIAL Correct, came here to correct to silicon lol
WaW dead meme
"Jesus Christ Marie, they're not rocks. They're minerals"
- Hank, 2021
Jesus is Lord
lmaoo I knew exactly what show you were talking about 😭
I was gonna make this comment but I found yours and didn't want trolls telling me they already saw it. Nice reference my man!
“They’re rocks Hank”
@@bluejohn8030 My name is ASAC Schrader and you can go fuck yourself!
Life Of Boris brought me here
Thor: the literal god of thunder
Loki: shapeshifting giant and master of trickery
Korg:
Lmaoooo
Lol
But don't let that intimidate you unless you're made of scissors.
@@stevenstice6683 and *destroy* if you are paper*
the fuck man, you talking shit?
I laughed at this. My humor has deteriorated to this point.
I think you spelt evolved wrong
@@pebbles3720 hm did I?
Rocks
same 💀
i knew it was coming and i still ended up laughing at a rock image for 6 minutes.
Granted, I am too but I think that's because I'm high right now
I've now laughed at it at least 30 times. Solidarity
@@KawaiiKing64 Granite, I am too but that’s because I just made this pun.
The funny thing is that the RUclipsr Life of Boris reacted to this in his latest video and that's how I got here.
Same comrade.
Same comrade, but after a few rewatches I'm gonna go listen to Kaskad or Kino. The goats of music.
How can you even dislike this. You read the title and clicked to only hear rocks.
*Rocks
At the very end of an 18 second video to be fair
@@thekodex1186 im sure anyone can spare 18 seconds of their lives
@@thekodex1186you saw the length of the video too
"Just so you know Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines"
You, sir, are a man of culture.
I'm sad I had to scroll this much to find a Remedial Chaos Theory ref
Community reference nice
I need to start watching community again
It is the video that made Boris laugh causing him to drink beer which caused him to cough which showed his eyes to the world
Advisor: "So what inspired you to pursue a degree in Geology?"
Me: 0:18
Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!
@@MrCreamcracker15 its a joke calm down
@@jackpb2757 its a reference calm down
@@Chris____. oh oops sorry. I didn't catch that one
@i am past that stage what is that link, wat does it do?
Not gonna lie, I thought this song was called Rocks Sand.
69 fff stop advertising
@@69fff No.
Can I ask you?
@@degenerate4747 i mean you technically did.
That's just sand tho. And facts don't care about your feelings.
Girl: he's probably thinking about other women
Guy: lmao rocks
no
@@kck4y No, YOU are wrong!
@@kck4y ... So wrong...
@@kck4y ...unbelievably wrong...
Girl: he's probably thinking about other women
Guy: lmao roxanne
Here from boris
I don't know why someone would dislike this
You clicked on a video called "Roxanne but it's just rocks". *You got rocks*
You got exactly what you came for
leaving a comment here to remind everyone that i was like number 69
Some people probably thought it was gonna be Roxanne by Arizona Zervas
They probably though this would be the rap song
@@dvshooligan868 same
maybe they were expecting the other Roxanne song
This is Jeff Winger’s favorite version
Well done.
Hero
A person of culture uwu
God tier reference, good job
50/10 reference
Comrade Boris sent me here
idk why people are disliking this video.
The title explains what they were going to get.
Some people just want to watch the world burn
@i am past that stage Video's private, you douche flute
While i didn't dislike, I was expecting a compilation of every time he says "rocks".
@@MrOverfloater Yeah I thought instead of it being like ♪Roxanne Roxanne♪ it was gonna be rock, rock
Britta: "Rocks- "
Jeff: "No!"
Six seasons and a movie
Ah I see, a man of culture.
I was looking for this.
@@TheItalianoMafiosi Wait, there are other timelines?
@@justsomeguy892 You pizza guys are getting worse and worse looking.
Who's here because of Boris ?
me
Me
All recent comments
Yup
me
“I wonder what’s happening in the other timelines...”
I hope this is the real one, I just found a quarter in the hallway
Britta: "roOOXAa-"
Jeff: "Nope."
Bathroom?
Camera earbud toe pick lip tape yes
@@jeffsantos93 Yeah, over here.
SOMEONE SAID IT
what
Stay Cheeki Breeki fellas
"son, turn off your computer, its time to go to bed"
"aww, but dad, cant i listen to one more song?"
"Im giving you to the count of 20"
"I know what i have to do"
0:19 Jeff Winger: “No!”
😂 yea when he left to go get pizza she wasn't stopped
"Bathroom!?"
Most people: “what is there to see? It’s a stone.”
People who are at the rock show: 0:18
Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals
It's a football! I chiseled it!
It’s a stone, Luigi! You didn’t make it!
It's official size... but not official weight!
COMRADE BORIS EYE REVEALL
I've never heard Roxanne so this is the song for me
its way better than the original
@@JavanPatrickReigner it really is 😂😭
Me too. I’m gonna listen the song but I’m worried my expectations will be too high now that I’ve listened to r o c k s
I've heard the song. This is it.
@@katshea2342 Shut the fuck up, i know this is a joke, but come on The Police, are great.
Finally a RUclips video in 2020 that doesn’t have a clickbait thumbnail
Or title
Got bad news for ya...
Made in 2019
Boris sent me, yes he is right. this is funny.
What's your favorite song?
Rock.
No that's a genre.
No.
Pizza but it's just sauce: ruclips.net/video/25l96_-5PZI/видео.html
Who came here because of "life of Boris?"😹
Me comrade
when the song was so self aware even sting laughs himself in the start of the song
He knows what's about to happen. 😋
Saw this on life of boris had to see if it was real. Not disappointed
"Okay class, what did you see on today's mountain hike?"
No no no, why would Sting do something like this? He'd never do something like this.
I read this in your voice
NO JOHN DONT LISTEN TO ROSS NOOOOOO
I implore you stop thinking about sting
I implores you, to think about rocks marston
John, Just don't trust ross, Ok?
I am also here because of Boris, Hello!
I love how so many people are just saying: "rocks." The the comments. Such consistency gives me hope.
Rocks
Rocks
rocks
it stops being funny after you mention it
Rocks
Came here because of Slavic man who has beautiful eyes
Im not the only one.... Cheeki Breeki my friend 🤙
The slav king sent us all
This comment section feels like a science research lab with multiple clones of Dwayne Johnson.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
“Why is the Hoenn Rock-Type Gym Leader named Roxanne?”
Sting: