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  • Опубликовано: 8 дек 2023
  • a funny shitpost , meme compilation vol94
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    This video is made for entertainment purpose only , it doesn't mean to hurt any.
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  • @firstnamelastname6909
    @firstnamelastname6909 6 месяцев назад +492

    I would actually pay $100 to have that dude read the hobbit to me

    • @spiffydickles3971
      @spiffydickles3971 6 месяцев назад +20

      You can have it on audiobook for like 3 bucks.

    • @buerert
      @buerert 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@spiffydickles3971if it aint read by that dude, i dont want it

    • @tristanmisja
      @tristanmisja 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@spiffydickles3971It's just not the same

    • @cube3558
      @cube3558 6 месяцев назад +4

      fr

    • @AnimatingIsFUN
      @AnimatingIsFUN 6 месяцев назад +9

      nah man i can imagine the gollum voice 💀

  • @LukeRkam
    @LukeRkam 6 месяцев назад +827

    Thank you for not putting an annoying watermark on all these videos 🙏

    • @Ryphz1
      @Ryphz1 6 месяцев назад +73

      i always use ai to remove the watermarks on memes just to spite people who put it

    • @flightpointer
      @flightpointer 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Ryphz1swag

    • @isuckatusernames4297
      @isuckatusernames4297 6 месяцев назад +22

      or any annoying sponsors.

    • @noahhern1400
      @noahhern1400 6 месяцев назад +52

      Memes are made with the intention of sharing them around, water marks ruin it a bit. Plus most meme compilations are just made up of other ppls memes so adding a watermark to the compilation is a bit egotistical

    • @Kero-zc5tc
      @Kero-zc5tc 6 месяцев назад +17

      If you made it you should be able to watermark it and it stay on. If it’s stolen then you shouldn’t take off the watermark and add your own

  • @mattfranzen2064
    @mattfranzen2064 6 месяцев назад +179

    I kinda want to listen to a hobbit audio book read by that guy at 4:30

    • @Coolguy08921
      @Coolguy08921 6 месяцев назад +16

      He will get me back into books if he reads stuff

    • @Foxy_kit4
      @Foxy_kit4 5 месяцев назад +5

      He sounds like he’s deadahh from harry potter

  • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
    @KincaidCalder-vn6bo 6 месяцев назад +87

    4:31 This is what a true man should aspire to be.

    • @LanderKoenig
      @LanderKoenig 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@pisom313agreed, and of a awesome perfect book sires too. I love em all

    • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
      @KincaidCalder-vn6bo 4 месяца назад +1

      @@pisom313Of course, he is the perfect man in every way.

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 6 месяцев назад +44

    3:16
    "I gotta ride and clear my head bro."
    *hops on GTA*

    • @aidenr3310
      @aidenr3310 6 месяцев назад +4

      So true 😂😂😂

  • @kobz2862
    @kobz2862 6 месяцев назад +134

    Totally based for just dumping a collection of fine taste humor, without shitty ads, like requests or other annoying things that kills today YT

    • @joeysmith7296
      @joeysmith7296 6 месяцев назад +6

      It's always that one guy with that accent that's like "hey guys go ahead and like and subscribe it really helps enjoy the video"

    • @skeleton819
      @skeleton819 6 месяцев назад +15

      or those weird cult meme channels that promote the same merch on every vid. All the channels are different, but they all promote the same merch its weird

    • @springfaux6991
      @springfaux6991 6 месяцев назад +6

      Or they just show the same thing in a video twice

    • @AggeAnimations
      @AggeAnimations 9 дней назад

      @@skeleton819Yeah it’s so weird

  • @fhse2
    @fhse2 6 месяцев назад +141

    thank you pogfish for blessing us yet again

    • @skipmanghondarg
      @skipmanghondarg 6 месяцев назад +2

      he's blessing all over us these past 2 weeks

    • @geobrah1284
      @geobrah1284 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@skipmanghondarg he definitely is

  • @bradenehlke7652
    @bradenehlke7652 6 месяцев назад +20

    Song at 8:26 is the sea of tragic beasts by fit for an autopsy

  • @antoniorice1159
    @antoniorice1159 6 месяцев назад +19

    9:00 bro's a windchime 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @willythegman5509
    @willythegman5509 6 месяцев назад +19

    0:27 S H A Q W A L E A O N A I L A E

  • @absolutelyobliviousgoober
    @absolutelyobliviousgoober 6 месяцев назад +25

    4:20 got me good 💀💀💀

    • @Memefan
      @Memefan 5 дней назад

      The fastest gunner in the west

  • @kenesys8713
    @kenesys8713 6 месяцев назад +23

    this videos are a great distraction from the fact that I get a little bit less afraid of death every day

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 6 месяцев назад +3

      👍 ok

    • @roulette2370
      @roulette2370 6 месяцев назад +3

      Felt ya there pal

    • @kenesys8713
      @kenesys8713 6 месяцев назад +3

      @RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 If God exists, then that means he put me through the things I have gone through and did nothing to help. I will never worship such a God.

    • @shadesplz6185
      @shadesplz6185 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@kenesys8713Hi, don't want to push anything onto you, but God won't help unless you genuinely ask for it. If you truly have nothing left to lose, learn to pray, there are videos. Hang in there and thanks for being strong so far.

    • @Totallyanormalsnake
      @Totallyanormalsnake 16 дней назад +1

      Honestly, fair, I realized I reached that point when I almost fell off a ladder and was disappointed when I didn't.

  • @diegozuniga4201
    @diegozuniga4201 6 месяцев назад +44

    I love these holiday spirit memes. Keep them up they're hilarious

  • @garlicbreadstick404
    @garlicbreadstick404 6 месяцев назад +12

    4:21 he just spontaneously combusted 💀

  • @Randomartist8340
    @Randomartist8340 6 месяцев назад +40

    That 6:23 lethal company clip was magical.

    • @antimotors5429
      @antimotors5429 4 месяца назад +3

      I can't tell if he just shat himself or erupted sulfer gases from his mouth

    • @Randomartist8340
      @Randomartist8340 4 месяца назад +3

      @@antimotors5429 he vomited out his soul.

    • @keek6542
      @keek6542 22 дня назад

      Both​@@Randomartist8340

    • @Memefan
      @Memefan 5 дней назад

      That burp would’ve made for a great modded in/new update monster

  • @Lizzardthething
    @Lizzardthething 6 месяцев назад +9

    4:24 respect to this guy tho. Just starts reading a book instead. Legend.

  • @NoNameHonks
    @NoNameHonks 6 месяцев назад +15

    2:05 how playing with nerf guns as a kid feels like

  • @CrusaderMoth
    @CrusaderMoth 6 месяцев назад +35

    0:22 he says it with such confidence I’m literally dead 💀

    • @thekitcat_447
      @thekitcat_447 5 месяцев назад +8

      shuh quallay oh nallay

    • @SPAMTON249
      @SPAMTON249 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@thekitcat_447your pfp fits

  • @kelakakku
    @kelakakku 6 месяцев назад +133

    I always come to you for my meme fix. This shit is top tier.

    • @billoyclips
      @billoyclips 6 месяцев назад +4

      @RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5wrong channel buddy

    • @Glory.to.master.kohga.
      @Glory.to.master.kohga. 6 месяцев назад

      @RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5YOU’RE WRONG! SULPHURIC ACID!

    • @honstgm6484
      @honstgm6484 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist56:00

  • @dutch_asocialite
    @dutch_asocialite 6 месяцев назад +24

    9:48 Apt, considering Boss genuinely believes in Santa

    • @ay5656
      @ay5656 6 месяцев назад

      Gem pfp

  • @ItaPita1524
    @ItaPita1524 6 месяцев назад +8

    4:54 I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD TO SCREEN RECORD THIS COIP FOR MY PHOJE HELPPP IM SO DEAD

  • @un-kyejohn2968
    @un-kyejohn2968 6 месяцев назад +15

    1:00 when theres a hole theres a goal

    • @SPAMTON249
      @SPAMTON249 4 месяца назад

      Fire in the hole

  • @IluvPotatoes091
    @IluvPotatoes091 6 месяцев назад +7

    5:48 “krakatoa.” *boom*

  • @doccles17
    @doccles17 6 месяцев назад +7

    2:40
    buy them separately at different times, for example, go to the store and buy pringles, a few days later buy the gloves, a few days later buy the sponge, and then a few days later, buy the lotion. its a long process, but it can be done.

  • @gamermaker_1408
    @gamermaker_1408 6 месяцев назад +7

    4:19 my first thought is “came to your senses, huh”
    “Nah” *does a Low Tier God kill*

  • @williamhicks8490
    @williamhicks8490 6 месяцев назад +10

    4:54
    That one gave me a whole 6-pack from laughing so hard

  • @CannonWoods-bl7mu
    @CannonWoods-bl7mu 6 месяцев назад +9

    4:44. Bro I would listen to him read that whole book

  • @imao15
    @imao15 6 месяцев назад +5

    4:15 last words: “yeah that’s what I thought”

  • @dasboseimbusch7079
    @dasboseimbusch7079 6 месяцев назад +6

    3:06 The Akuma brings me back every now and than.

    • @morphotech
      @morphotech 6 месяцев назад +1

      Congratulations. User 198 Your history has deemed you a suitable candidate and have been volunteered for our partisan program. Please veiw the introductory course.

  • @Scarletdex8299
    @Scarletdex8299 5 месяцев назад +6

    8:46 I'm literally suffocating from laughter

  • @cumcumcum148
    @cumcumcum148 6 месяцев назад +8

    6:01 well god damn. That was the funniest shit I ever saw

  • @buddeyyy
    @buddeyyy 6 месяцев назад +3

    Love this channel lmao

  • @Purple_guy_83
    @Purple_guy_83 6 месяцев назад +7

    2:15 so true bro💀

  • @ErrNOT
    @ErrNOT 6 месяцев назад +6

    5:55 true, sadly..

  • @Donquixote_doflamingo164
    @Donquixote_doflamingo164 6 месяцев назад +13

    This is truly a a pogfish moment

  • @xislomega242
    @xislomega242 6 месяцев назад +6

    "My eyes hurt. Where are the eye drops?"
    In the shampoo

  • @teddysolati2746
    @teddysolati2746 6 месяцев назад +7

    The song at 5:39 is kak mommy sped up

  • @mrcafe459
    @mrcafe459 6 месяцев назад +3

    the "25 assists" one is too real

  • @shaquilleotmeal5179
    @shaquilleotmeal5179 6 месяцев назад +3

    5:55 that Minecraft one hits way to close to home😂

  • @Dr_Doctor_Lee
    @Dr_Doctor_Lee 6 месяцев назад +1

    you earned a sub, for your memes, are good :3

  • @hkayakh
    @hkayakh 6 месяцев назад +5

    1:45 that’s nothing! Soccer fans and Tag fans have been waiting for millennia for a new update. Chess players got an update a few years ago called “5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel”

  • @fishconnoisseur
    @fishconnoisseur 6 месяцев назад +7

    Shaqualleonalle

  • @blueberry624
    @blueberry624 13 дней назад +1

    6:30 not the villain laugh😭💀

  • @Gunslingerian
    @Gunslingerian 6 месяцев назад +3

    that cereal one is too relatable

  • @user-bs8jz5of9q
    @user-bs8jz5of9q 6 месяцев назад +15

    0:05
    Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

    • @hamzaashor7486
      @hamzaashor7486 5 месяцев назад

      NO WAY YOU WROTE ALL OF THIS.😂

    • @Banan_group-leader
      @Banan_group-leader 5 месяцев назад

      @@hamzaashor7486copy and paste

    • @TheMuffinMan4729
      @TheMuffinMan4729 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@hamzaashor7486it’s a script from FNaF buddy. He just copied it friend. Turn on your brain and save yourself from yourself.

    • @rustedWITHblood
      @rustedWITHblood 5 месяцев назад

      @@TheMuffinMan4729 he may have not, but I will.
      42°34'33"N 83°01'27"W

    • @oscarpittman640
      @oscarpittman640 4 месяца назад

      @@TheMuffinMan4729 ​@hamzaashor7486 yeah you could've gotten that from their pro pic

  • @mr.anonymous8141
    @mr.anonymous8141 6 месяцев назад +5

    6:15 song?

  • @jamizztupid
    @jamizztupid 6 месяцев назад +3

    2:45 NOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Doyounodewae
    @Doyounodewae 6 месяцев назад +5

    10:47 hell yeah

  • @Banan_group-leader
    @Banan_group-leader 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:04 BRO JUST DESTROYED HIS PC

  • @PurplePiiPii
    @PurplePiiPii 6 месяцев назад +2

    6:00 that one finally got me

  • @larojas0914
    @larojas0914 6 месяцев назад +3

    7:19 Honestly, it’s even worse the other way around

  • @Jester1661
    @Jester1661 6 месяцев назад +4

    In case anyone's interested: 10:06 --- SYLVERSKY - Playa De Oro

  • @jockc0ck
    @jockc0ck 6 месяцев назад +5

    Pogfish is one of my top meme compilers after cow of the sea got nuked three times

    • @QuadratusTiberium
      @QuadratusTiberium 6 месяцев назад

      Cow of the sea is the 🐐

    • @YaBoyCarlz
      @YaBoyCarlz 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@QuadratusTiberium A fish vs A cow, Whos winning?

  • @bonkus4073
    @bonkus4073 6 месяцев назад +5

    1:53 typical basketball 'people' living up to their stereotypes once again, nothing unusual to see here.

    • @dumbo21
      @dumbo21 4 месяца назад +2

      📸📷📸📷📸📷🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

  • @anytorp
    @anytorp 6 месяцев назад +1

    so awesome that you included a titanfall meme

  • @user-ti9bh6tz7g
    @user-ti9bh6tz7g 6 месяцев назад +3

    5:22 divide by 2

  • @victor_.
    @victor_. 6 месяцев назад +2

    Dude is on a record streak of posting

  • @the_goatini
    @the_goatini 6 месяцев назад +1

    i feel like me and four other people were the only ones to understand that 911 joke, Amazing

  • @edra557
    @edra557 6 месяцев назад +3

    Pogfish doesn't like golfers, I do

  • @samugames0
    @samugames0 6 месяцев назад +3

    0:12 Yo isn't this a Nujabes song lol?

    • @samugames0
      @samugames0 6 месяцев назад +2

      5:14 And this one?

  • @kniviritsyn
    @kniviritsyn 6 месяцев назад +1

    8:42 Bro the bfg clip had me caught off guard 😂

  • @fredrickmattoon47
    @fredrickmattoon47 6 месяцев назад +4

    Not measuring my toilet for 2 days? Bro, I'd be tweaking like a mf after the 3rd hour,

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 6 месяцев назад

      How would i know how big my shits are relative to thine seat?

  • @federicoandreoletti4476
    @federicoandreoletti4476 6 месяцев назад +2

    8:50 finally war thunder made it to the general public

  • @puzzlepuddles6712
    @puzzlepuddles6712 17 дней назад +1

    having more assists than anyone else in the match hurts more

  • @Fortified-Star-Margarine
    @Fortified-Star-Margarine 6 месяцев назад +2

    "I see shit clearly now"
    No shit you aint lyin

  • @redfriends_gaming
    @redfriends_gaming 4 месяца назад +1

    That last poll, let’s agree that country music should go lol

  • @lamedavid6145
    @lamedavid6145 6 месяцев назад +10

    7:00 as a huge titanfall fan, I can confirm the entire titanfall fandom is currently going insane. We are experiencing stages of grief never before seen.

  • @SirVengeance-
    @SirVengeance- 6 месяцев назад +3

    6:50 bro looks like Tom Cruise and Antony Star had a baby who got addicted to piss

  • @cwqt
    @cwqt 6 месяцев назад

    the cereal one hits hard

  • @dontgotomychannel4521
    @dontgotomychannel4521 6 месяцев назад +2

    shahkuallay oh nahllaey

  • @LCburningflame
    @LCburningflame 5 месяцев назад

    "It's another gun!" got me 💀

  • @samu1055r
    @samu1055r 6 месяцев назад

    nice video 10/10

  • @cybergamez1442
    @cybergamez1442 14 дней назад

    Noice memes bro.👍

  • @DevonHoover-lg8xk
    @DevonHoover-lg8xk 15 дней назад

    Bowser knows what he’s doing

  • @socooo
    @socooo 6 месяцев назад

    hmmm yes pogfish as good as always

  • @TheFlamingHeavens
    @TheFlamingHeavens 6 месяцев назад +3

    3:00 He won...but at what cost?

  • @thechairman1317
    @thechairman1317 6 месяцев назад +4

    Pogfish and Zydare are the only ones uploading the good shit

  • @helmethead.3745
    @helmethead.3745 6 месяцев назад

    Nice vid.

  • @Space-Milk
    @Space-Milk 6 месяцев назад +1

    5:58 relatable. Shed a tear 😢

  • @dr.wallacebreen3859
    @dr.wallacebreen3859 6 месяцев назад +1

    9:37 This is the opposite of the ambush in CoD 2

  • @TheSpecimen0546
    @TheSpecimen0546 5 месяцев назад +1

    6:23
    Me at 2:46 AM for no fucking reason at all:

  • @B1ueJay-yk5hv
    @B1ueJay-yk5hv 21 день назад

    Anyone wondering, the music playing on 4:47 is Mary by Alex G

  • @dimarckus
    @dimarckus 5 месяцев назад

    That last one though

  • @Scarletdex8299
    @Scarletdex8299 5 месяцев назад +1

    1:04 Ah yes. 1.5 hours of complete silence ✋️😑👌

    • @strijelas7035
      @strijelas7035 Месяц назад +1

      whats the song called, bro?

    • @Somedude324
      @Somedude324 18 дней назад

      @@strijelas7035luci4 - bodypartz

  • @averagelightningenjoyer285
    @averagelightningenjoyer285 6 месяцев назад

    i love the first meme

  • @geemalnn6248
    @geemalnn6248 6 месяцев назад +4

    1:14 what song?

    • @The-ronin400
      @The-ronin400 6 месяцев назад

      It’s called Body partz

  • @quodsto
    @quodsto 6 месяцев назад

    Top tier memes

  • @karenanthony6140
    @karenanthony6140 6 месяцев назад +4

    11:29 PEANUT BUTTER?

  • @Alyks_the_Emerald_Sage
    @Alyks_the_Emerald_Sage 6 месяцев назад +2

    another certified 💀 classic.

  • @brengun142
    @brengun142 12 дней назад

    8:56 bro still couldnt escape the snail

  • @nword2685
    @nword2685 6 месяцев назад +2

    Another video - another thousands happy people :)

  • @God_0f_crabs328
    @God_0f_crabs328 6 месяцев назад

    "Came to your senses huh"
    Gets sent to the shadow realm

  • @Rhino-Prime
    @Rhino-Prime 6 месяцев назад +3

    Is 1 of your friends insane because there's a lot of those memes in this

  • @Apickleman
    @Apickleman 6 месяцев назад +1

    Holy shit what a banger meme comp

  • @the_knightofnirn9041
    @the_knightofnirn9041 23 дня назад

    I need that Detroit meme

  • @sometripod5630
    @sometripod5630 6 месяцев назад +2

    9:45 he should be lucky he didn’t get on that transport. Sucks for him at the same time, seeing his own team die in front of his eyes.

    • @Calamityvr1
      @Calamityvr1 6 месяцев назад +1

      What's the music?

    • @sometripod5630
      @sometripod5630 6 месяцев назад +1

      Everlong, by the foo fighters

  • @TheCouncilofDev
    @TheCouncilofDev 8 дней назад

    0:58 I did not think that’s where that was going to go

  • @hkayakh
    @hkayakh 6 месяцев назад

    This new glass toilet is making me see shit clearly now. Thank you pogfish

  • @bobbylars6739
    @bobbylars6739 5 месяцев назад

    Nooooooo!! we need a longer hobbit reading time

  • @AntonioPino-ex8wc
    @AntonioPino-ex8wc 18 дней назад

    That Titanfall one is so real