World's Best Contact Jugglers Converge At Coachella (Brought To You By AT&T)
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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The festival kicked off this weekend with enthusiastic performances from legendary contact jugglers like Mr. Tomorrow, Mysteria, and Chad Braunstein.(Brought To You By AT&T)
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Finally the guide to Coachella we've been looking for!
I'm just disappointed Jestertron turned into such a sell out. It used to be about the art!
Contact juggling is so cool!! Unfortunately I haven't got the balls to learn it :(
:,(
Can't believe they got an interview with Conundrum! Saw him in '09 in Copenhagen, but he hasn't been the same since his multiball accident.
The choice is clearly Jestertron, guys. He's by the beer tents, nuff said!
Coachella is like Burning Man meets Renaissance Faire.
I like how this comes up every year when coachella is on.
But...but... I like contact juggling.
I just start having fun learning something new and the Onion is picking on me.
I didn't even know that people generally knew what contact juggling was. I just watched Labyrinth recently and decided I wanted to learn. It's weird seeing this video pop up when I just started learning.
Damn you Onion! Damn you to hell!
Just recently rewatched Planet of the Apes movies too. Maybe I need to get out more...
lol it's cool but I think the onion is more just making fun of how many contact jugglers there are at cochella
Oh, I don't go to public events, so I've never seen anyone contact juggling other than on RUclips and didn't even know about it before looking up behind-the-scenes stuff on the Labyrinth.
Woah woah woah, at 1:50 she said there's musicians? I had no idea musicians went to Coachella....
ikr, heavily underrated
Transition Lenses and a master of the Double Ball you say!
I can do four balls in one hand!!! Master she not.....BALLS!
Psshh! Regular jugglers? Why do they even bother? Everyone at Coachella knows the Contact Jugglers is where it's at!
AGAIN!! This is what happens when you click in "your subscriptions" without reading!
Totally had me fooled... The 4 foot 2 lady stopped me. Then I looked... "Awwww the ONION!"
SMH! Thank you for sharing!!
THATS SO FUNNY.
A black guy named Shane? this whole video must be some sort of a joke.
Everybody who's somebody knows that marionettes are the new thang!
That's riiight! Punch n Judy 2.0! Stop by Ridgedale mall's Hot Topic to see me with my nasty pals Paco and Claudio sponsored by AT&T and Land O Lakes String Cheese.
Full house would have been so much better with a full cast of identical twins.
wow that 2+minutes seemed to drag :/
Can't wait to see steampunk jugglers Groundship.
regular jugglers? Fuck that!
JES-TER-TRON!
JES-TER-TRON!
JES-TER-TRON!
JES-TER-TRON!
Coming Soon to Las Vegas.... Turtle-Palooza !!! Don't miss it !!!
Hans Hansman is a genuine talent. From my lips to gods ears.
Best part of watching those videos is reading the comment section and try to spot the people who didn't get the joke.
Best part of watching these videos is reading the comment section and try to spot the people who are tricked by the trolls pretending they didn't get the joke.
Well that's part of the fun, finding the ones who are ACTUAL idiots who didn't get it. The trolls are pretty obvious.
This competition reminds me of the 1918 world championship in helsinki and i think we all remember how that turned out
Psssht contact juggling. Dragon staff is where it's at. At least, according to the Bay Area Burning Man circus performers I lived with. In 1997 I was pretty good with a yo-yo.
These contact jugglers are setting the bar really high, it's going to be a tough act to follow for Coachella 2015.
She wears transitional lenses!
This video could be a funny play on the "Gathering of the Juggalos."
Hahahahahaha!! The dream of the '90's is alive at Coachella....
Funny...the best act at the Renaissance Fair is the contact juggler...
MORE SHANE P
I'm glad I've never been to a music festival.
Yeah new experiences suck, every time a music festival happens in my town, that's a good day to stay home and re-watch every season of Modern Family.
luke666808g Being gutshot would be a new experience too, but I'll pass.
tctheunbeliever I... What?
tctheunbeliever It's just... can someone even dislike music? Or partying? I could see if you dislike crowds, but agoraphobia should be seen as an obstacle to great experiences, not a rational gauge for how good those experiences would be.
heatedfrost I like music, I don't like "partying", I like the energy of crowds, but I don't like to be IN the crowd. What do you think of that?
first onion video I've seen with only one comment made recently
hmm,I must be the only person on the planet that doesn't hate contact jugglers
Hahah, glad Mr. Tomorrow made it in there. :3
still 100% more entertaining then real star news.
I feel obligated to attend now
fusheezy (Jabooody dubs)
fucking yes. absolutely win
Never been to coachella so...
funny thing is if I ever went to a music festival like this, these jugglers would almost certainly be my favorite part. they looks really awesome.
Oh god its funny because these are the people i hang out with haha
you hang out with a bunch of douche bags
pointlessfailure
Hey JesterTron is a cool dude!
pointlessfailure and how do you know them on a personal level? you dont of course and as you do with all comments you will continue to post replies that are supposed to make others upset. nice originality and use of time for a 33 year old
I hope this doesn't sound racist but the black guy at 1:18 looks like will smith a bit.
It's not racist to say someone looks like someone.
Thas racciss
thes recess
Lamestream Media its just his PC culture, makes me wary.
Racist would be saying he looks like the guy you lynched during your last Klan rally. Saying he looks like Will Smith has nothing to do with promoting racial supremacy.
David Bowie wasnt there !?!?
Very funny!
Lina Perez is hot.
How is this a video???
Yea i don't imagine any music festival would be interesting without a little tossing.
The Onion predicted what it takes to be famous these days
Pfft, regular jugglers? Dont make us laugh.
horrible greenscreen lol
almost as boring as if it were a real news story.
lol no one cares about jugglers..so true
Huh. I can see the photoshopping. I couldn't really spot it in the previous Onion videos but this is more obvious.
i juggle for a living, i find this video offensive
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