Dating a Female from South London

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  • @zq7759
    @zq7759 3 года назад +3158

    Why does Bernz always look like he’s about to cry 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @rai6180
      @rai6180 3 года назад +17

      @JamJamal feel bad for him still

    • @rai6180
      @rai6180 3 года назад +10

      @JamJamal dats tru 😂

    • @thesivveyman7172
      @thesivveyman7172 3 года назад +38

      It’s his sick acting

    • @enki647
      @enki647 3 года назад +11

      Funniest people are the most depressed

    • @bodhip
      @bodhip 3 года назад +1

      It’s part of his character lol

  • @yatonm3609
    @yatonm3609 3 года назад +2204

    "You're gonna leave withoutt giving man a kiss?"
    I'm acc rolling🤣

    • @str8sika
      @str8sika 3 года назад +8

      word

    • @shay8934
      @shay8934 3 года назад +17

      he ran lmao

    • @unfortunateness
      @unfortunateness 3 года назад +12

      I had to pause the vídeo to laugh 💀💀

    • @user-kk9oh8kc4r
      @user-kk9oh8kc4r 3 года назад +2

      I screamed omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zendienejarrett7262
      @zendienejarrett7262 3 года назад +3

      My ex amber said that also I was like oh okay 😂😭

  • @lils2968
    @lils2968 3 года назад +1880

    Fact: All south London females be triggered rn..

    • @yoyo-gv8zs
      @yoyo-gv8zs 3 года назад +129

      Lewisham

    • @jagspv
      @jagspv 3 года назад +24

      man spitting facts

    • @SaveChelsea2024
      @SaveChelsea2024 3 года назад +78

      Croydon

    • @yoyo-gv8zs
      @yoyo-gv8zs 3 года назад +133

      @@SaveChelsea2024 croydon is a mad ting aswell, when i walk down the high street i just feel unsafe.. bare man with bullet proof vest on n dat

    • @user-rt6ky6rx6i
      @user-rt6ky6rx6i 3 года назад +37

      brixton

  • @theninethrees8044
    @theninethrees8044 3 года назад +840

    Whe SHE hits you up with a “Darling”, it’s game over..

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 3 года назад +2

      FUCCCIK

    • @levi_exiled8579
      @levi_exiled8579 3 года назад +3

      Why? Pls tell me. 😂😂 She takes you? 😂

    • @securitybreach5182
      @securitybreach5182 3 года назад +37

      @@levi_exiled8579 She owns you after that moment

    • @antfrancis9941
      @antfrancis9941 3 года назад +48

      Darling is good. It's when you meet a girl who calls you bruv or blud.😁

    • @RyeFleming20
      @RyeFleming20 3 года назад +20

      @@antfrancis9941 nah darling is just taking the piss she’s officially the man in the relationship. 🤣

  • @tyrelfacey9725
    @tyrelfacey9725 3 года назад +2391

    This guy is too funny he’s been making my lockdown better each day

  • @jaydenadigun4026
    @jaydenadigun4026 3 года назад +865

    Man added the romantic music on the scooter 😂

  • @ejeheh1762
    @ejeheh1762 3 года назад +371

    “So what your gonna leave without giving man a kiss” 💀💀💀

  • @bigchungus7549
    @bigchungus7549 3 года назад +1134

    Next thing you know, you’re the one getting bent over

  • @jaydenadigun4026
    @jaydenadigun4026 3 года назад +620

    When I saw the electric scooter I died 😂

    • @pcwillis7131
      @pcwillis7131 3 года назад +5

      😭😭😭

    • @yoyo-gv8zs
      @yoyo-gv8zs 3 года назад +19

      They are swarmed in Lewisham

    • @omzldn6472
      @omzldn6472 3 года назад +1

      @@yoyo-gv8zs Yh i always see bare man near lewi station riding xiamoi scooters

    • @yoyo-gv8zs
      @yoyo-gv8zs 3 года назад +3

      @@omzldn6472 exactly bro, dem xaoimi ones. im like where are they getting all these cash from? its not that expensive but every man has it

    • @omzldn6472
      @omzldn6472 3 года назад +2

      @@yoyo-gv8zs Fraud or trapping

  • @kdontplaay6874
    @kdontplaay6874 3 года назад +582

    When she pulled out the scooter😭😭😭

  • @giannirusso5410
    @giannirusso5410 3 года назад +294

    The camera angles Bernz uses is too sick, makes the videos much more funny.
    It’s not just the acting alone, just shows how talented he is.

  • @selwin9983
    @selwin9983 3 года назад +158

    “TAKE A BITE”

    • @Yveness
      @Yveness 3 года назад

      😭😭😂😂😂

    • @uknownuknown3431
      @uknownuknown3431 3 года назад +2

      Voilent u frig😆🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @franky5897
    @franky5897 3 года назад +147

    'Bro take a bite'😂😂. The way she forced man to eat the crisp. Im creasing😂😂😂

    • @daisychain3007
      @daisychain3007 2 года назад

      It wasn't a she. Why do they mislead people and treat them like morons?

    • @sodium7127
      @sodium7127 2 года назад +1

      @@daisychain3007
      tis a skit, calm down

  • @dazalttheory8965
    @dazalttheory8965 3 года назад +77

    This is the exact British Comedy, I grew up on throughout the 1970's. Hilarious, easy-to-understand and relate to.
    BBC give this man a multi-million pound contract before ITV as I prefer to watch Television WITHOUT Adverts.
    5 Stars.

  • @matty.c777
    @matty.c777 3 года назад +99

    2:33 - “so what are you gonna leave without giving man a kiss” 😂😭

  • @mya4127
    @mya4127 3 года назад +270

    GET HIM HIS 100K MAN EVEN THO THIS IS A VIOLATION TO ME SINCE I'M FROM SOUTH

  • @MosherMike
    @MosherMike 3 года назад +32

    Raised in South London. I loved it so much, I moved 250 miles down the road to Plymouth.

    • @londonspade5896
      @londonspade5896 2 года назад +1

      Same. I lived in Mutley. Much more peaceful, but to be honest going to the same handful of places gets boring

  • @Mieleous
    @Mieleous 3 года назад +55

    I have no idea how you ended up on my homepage but I’m howling 😂😂😂😂

  • @greeze7685
    @greeze7685 3 года назад +397

    You know That 1 dislike sum dutty gyal from Endz

    • @trapboy2863
      @trapboy2863 3 года назад +7

      😭😭😭😭

    • @pkyt2458
      @pkyt2458 3 года назад

      Yzt bredda dem gyal deh fool

    • @lostsoul3742
      @lostsoul3742 3 года назад +10

      One south London ting.. Wearing a Bally Looking at her scooter thinking.. I'm not that bad.. Ergh..

    • @del5263
      @del5263 3 года назад

      😭😂

    • @oracle__3345
      @oracle__3345 3 года назад

      Innit looool

  • @wizard9194
    @wizard9194 3 года назад +80

    This is so funny, but you're actually also a really good filmmaker. Talent.

  • @ajbuchan4506
    @ajbuchan4506 3 года назад +87

    If they had her chasing him on the scooter when he was running away I would have died 😭 imagine jus coming round the corner like OI BRUV WHERES MY KISS

    • @jammy008
      @jammy008 3 года назад +8

      "OI IS THAT HOW YOURE MOVIN YEAH? COME HERE BRUV"

    • @ajbuchan4506
      @ajbuchan4506 3 года назад +3

      @@jammy008 come here bruv n watch man dip u in your face Init u on the opp bloc now g 😭

  • @omzldn6472
    @omzldn6472 3 года назад +135

    Being from lewisham this is too jokes🤣

    • @yoyo-gv8zs
      @yoyo-gv8zs 3 года назад +12

      Init it's everywher in Lewisham

    • @yoyo-gv8zs
      @yoyo-gv8zs 3 года назад +4

      @chico greenwich? some posh ends

    • @abz1up251
      @abz1up251 3 года назад

      Word 😂

    • @noirfifa2897
      @noirfifa2897 3 года назад +14

      @yoyo 11 Greenwich posh?😂😂

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 3 года назад

      @HonestSkipper 19 Thats when you know they're from South

  • @ogpoptart1556
    @ogpoptart1556 3 года назад +60

    2:34 BEST PART OF THE VIDEO😭💀💯

    • @pcwillis7131
      @pcwillis7131 3 года назад +1

      YES!

    • @jsa4179
      @jsa4179 3 года назад +1

      @@pcwillis7131 pc willis i saw a young wild dylan selling drugs

  • @theimperialist2686
    @theimperialist2686 3 года назад +268

    Where's PC Willis? Need him to cause a ruckus.

    • @pcwillis7131
      @pcwillis7131 3 года назад +56

      Right here mate

    • @z00kz
      @z00kz 3 года назад +11

      @@pcwillis7131 lmaoo

    • @TheDWGThe
      @TheDWGThe 3 года назад

      @@pcwillis7131 what you talking bout Willis?

    • @SVNT0
      @SVNT0 3 года назад +2

      Looool the fact he actually replied 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pcwillis7131
      @pcwillis7131 3 года назад +1

      @@SVNT0 yes

  • @mierezsaturday5855
    @mierezsaturday5855 3 года назад +12

    Truly one of the best young comics on the tube currently. Devastating comedic nuances. Brilliant.
    Respectfully.

  • @slamtv007
    @slamtv007 3 года назад +22

    Female: so u gonna leave without giving MAN a kiss 😂 😭 🤣

  • @oliviaoclock
    @oliviaoclock 3 года назад +1

    The production quality on this is top, its just the music that gets me

  • @ibbz1170
    @ibbz1170 3 года назад

    Bernz man your skits are actually amzing. thanks for the content g 💯💯

  • @bordoo4175
    @bordoo4175 3 года назад +20

    Keep it up this one was too funny😂💕

  • @osayi-kfc2901
    @osayi-kfc2901 3 года назад +9

    This channel so funnyyy and underrated😂

  • @makaveli7145
    @makaveli7145 3 года назад +131

    2:01 you can tell he’s trying to hold in his laugh

  • @loadingwarcry9946
    @loadingwarcry9946 3 года назад +2

    had to come back to dis i'm cryin

  • @samzzz24s
    @samzzz24s 3 года назад +192

    Ur acc tryna get m'd off if ya dating a gyal from South Ldn lol

    • @bap106
      @bap106 3 года назад +3

      what if ur from south London 🤦‍♂️

    • @samzzz24s
      @samzzz24s 3 года назад +39

      @@bap106 Its peak den init

    • @bap106
      @bap106 3 года назад +6

      @@samzzz24s not rlly

    • @somenothing7914
      @somenothing7914 3 года назад +4

      m'd off? wait can u explain that to me, im from LA lol

    • @bap106
      @bap106 3 года назад +4

      @@somenothing7914 killed

  • @r2bunny_61
    @r2bunny_61 3 года назад +16

    His voice went deeper you know fml😂😂😂

  • @prodbykt1140
    @prodbykt1140 3 года назад +2

    This ones a classic- Gotta appreciate the art

  • @titandude123
    @titandude123 3 года назад +5

    The scooter shots had me dyin🤣

  • @RYAN-bb12
    @RYAN-bb12 3 года назад +6

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂it’s that saxophone whilst on the scooter that gets me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TechBlock
    @TechBlock 3 года назад +456

    🤣

    • @cukelol
      @cukelol 3 года назад +1

      Ayee

    • @hamzahpx4568
      @hamzahpx4568 3 года назад +2

      How are u not verified?

    • @mj2kay437
      @mj2kay437 3 года назад +2

      Man said 174k now I watched you back on 5k

    • @kayden1249
      @kayden1249 3 года назад +1

      How ain’t yu verified lol

  • @MarriedToTheKGB
    @MarriedToTheKGB 3 года назад +1

    I love this! 🤣 Great work guys! I was not expecting such a rough diamond in comedy. Keep it up coz i've had to subscribe

  • @ilyasopdekkbeat8534
    @ilyasopdekkbeat8534 3 года назад +2

    The slow mo run at the end🤣🤣

  • @dripjuice3830
    @dripjuice3830 3 года назад +17

    That wig does magic

    • @ayyyflames3761
      @ayyyflames3761 3 года назад +1

      Just from the wig alone, I was deceased 😭

  • @marnied7572
    @marnied7572 3 года назад +9

    Im a Lewisham girl , I laughed hard still 🤣💯

  • @mika-eelkhan15
    @mika-eelkhan15 2 года назад +2

    That first "Ok" came from the heart. Man's like, "this ain't it"

  • @michaelh5593
    @michaelh5593 3 года назад +2

    I find myself watching this over and over again! 🤣🤣

  • @Jkingstan
    @Jkingstan 3 года назад +21

    Man said she's using a scooter...
    I would've left as soon as I saw her 😂

  • @zelqz5977
    @zelqz5977 3 года назад +9

    When you post its a. Good. Day

  • @donoisserious9120
    @donoisserious9120 3 года назад +6

    Bernz no cap the way you convey emotion in your acting is elite looool

  • @MaskedUpMelodies
    @MaskedUpMelodies 3 года назад +3

    I love the slow motion running 😂😂😂

  • @VON_LARUE_
    @VON_LARUE_ 3 года назад +4

    Keep the 🔥 work up

  • @BobGnarly420
    @BobGnarly420 3 года назад +3

    This is like a comedy movie u should start doin films or stn this funny asf even the music when on scooter😭😂

  • @VIKO474
    @VIKO474 3 года назад

    Love ur vids fam,really funny and entertaining 🔥🔥💯❤️

  • @YvieT
    @YvieT 3 года назад +3

    He looks like André 3000 in the ‘Hey Ya’ video with that wig on🤣😂

  • @KennethLane90
    @KennethLane90 3 года назад +5

    As a New Yorker I’m dying😂😂😂 mans just ran for his life at the end

  • @KJSJ7
    @KJSJ7 3 года назад +3

    The music playing while they was on the scooter made it 10 times funnier 😩😭😭

  • @OmarHussainiROW
    @OmarHussainiROW 3 года назад +8

    Ah man you should have had him drive after Bernz at the end on the scooter

    • @Kylirr
      @Kylirr 3 года назад

      Agreed

  • @IbooRockbell
    @IbooRockbell 3 года назад +100

    Me as a French guy who just matched it’s a South London Gyal two days ago : Merde...

  • @crushdemstarz1116
    @crushdemstarz1116 3 года назад +10

    Look at the place my man is linking a girl looks like the perfect set up spot ain’t no way I’m linking gyal in the alleyway

  • @soupz
    @soupz 3 года назад +3

    “I might not be free we’ll just have to see”😆😆😆

  • @remz7019
    @remz7019 3 года назад

    Bernz making my lockdown better

  • @peezzyroberts9459
    @peezzyroberts9459 3 года назад

    This outro is always fire

  • @Dewar1996
    @Dewar1996 3 года назад +3

    It’s the wave she does at the start! 😂😂😂

    • @peacejones3790
      @peacejones3790 3 года назад +1

      I'm guilty of that I actually identified with that

  • @pcwillis7131
    @pcwillis7131 3 года назад +13

    Mans from from South London as well so this is even funnier for me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ne8373
    @ne8373 3 года назад +1

    The slow mo run at the end 😂😂😂

  • @hasnainrazzaq9736
    @hasnainrazzaq9736 3 года назад +1

    this looking like a whole movie!!! Big facts

  • @LivingLifeFastLLF
    @LivingLifeFastLLF 3 года назад +360

    😭

  • @S.4.G.E
    @S.4.G.E 3 года назад +5

    DONT KILL ME “TAKE A BITE”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kieranharrison9283
    @kieranharrison9283 3 года назад +1

    I love your content keep it up❤️🔥💪💪

  • @DirtyJamesUK
    @DirtyJamesUK 2 года назад +1

    Nah man Bernz needs locking up!
    This guy makes me scream with laughter

  • @ariyablaese9204
    @ariyablaese9204 3 года назад +3

    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 alot of south london gyals be moving like that sometimes and I happen to be one of them lawrdddd

  • @NetherFeather
    @NetherFeather 3 года назад +4

    Thought she was gonna chase him with the scooter at the end 😂

  • @richarddamzen8473
    @richarddamzen8473 3 года назад +2

    I like how he repeats lines two or three times to bulk out his content.

  • @coolpots4442
    @coolpots4442 3 года назад

    Top notch Bernz!

  • @yoyo-gv8zs
    @yoyo-gv8zs 3 года назад +6

    The scooters are everywhere in Lewisham

  • @FA9082
    @FA9082 3 года назад +4

    This is girls from North London & East London too. Only West London girls are calm.

  • @NightcrawlerNC
    @NightcrawlerNC 3 года назад

    Ngl fam the cinematography is mad in this video

  • @hbar895348
    @hbar895348 3 года назад

    this is absolute gold

  • @olamanzbantz
    @olamanzbantz 3 года назад +35

    Man stole his dads jacket 😤

  • @joshuahalla.k.a.controlla6333
    @joshuahalla.k.a.controlla6333 3 года назад +7

    I know da feeling. This is exactly like my ex attitude wise. 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @chromedeck6995
    @chromedeck6995 3 года назад +1

    I'm dead this guy underrated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Big up

  • @ST-bz5ii
    @ST-bz5ii 3 года назад

    Can we extend this to relate to women who where raised in Hackney too 🤣🤣so funny

  • @rathernotoutmynameyouget8834
    @rathernotoutmynameyouget8834 3 года назад +61

    Siannise is moving like a aunty the way she forced bernz to take that bite 🤣

  • @VxctorG7
    @VxctorG7 3 года назад +8

    Imagine she started to chase you on her scooter when you started to run

  • @danielanderson5098
    @danielanderson5098 3 года назад

    Filming round brimsdown! Brings back memories that place ☑️

  • @ShameerKhan-dv6zj
    @ShameerKhan-dv6zj 3 года назад

    His acting is just on point

  • @Rae-xd2yb
    @Rae-xd2yb 3 года назад +7

    Lmaoooo “ill pay for the food aswell”😭😭😭

    • @gem4294
      @gem4294 3 года назад

      Yep definitely se ladies for sure

  • @ProfessorZ4in
    @ProfessorZ4in 3 года назад +2

    “It was nice it was nice” 😬😂😂 got man shook 2:25

  • @lordamg
    @lordamg 3 года назад

    Bruhh you should make like a series of this 🤣

  • @RendezvouDoo
    @RendezvouDoo 2 года назад

    Good cinematography 💜

  • @stephmann100
    @stephmann100 3 года назад +5

    Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
    “ I bought a scooter now .. as I’m not trying to pay for the bus “ “ Hold on tight and let’s go “ Take a bite of my crisp “ “ I will pay for the food “ 🤣🤣

  • @joshuaajayi2079
    @joshuaajayi2079 3 года назад +13

    He added the og ending🥳

    • @lostdapack
      @lostdapack 3 года назад

      Yo what's that tune do u know

    • @mz_desai2768
      @mz_desai2768 3 года назад

      ^^

    • @lostdapack
      @lostdapack 3 года назад +2

      @@mz_desai2768 found it its called scrotti lifestyle

    • @joshuaajayi2079
      @joshuaajayi2079 3 года назад +1

      @@lostdapack it’s called w2leezy by Justin rarri

    • @joshuaajayi2079
      @joshuaajayi2079 3 года назад +1

      That’s the one before the scrotti lifestyle

  • @paulstuart487
    @paulstuart487 3 года назад

    This guy doesn’t even know how funny he is...bro you’ve naturally got it

  • @KrissyFizzle
    @KrissyFizzle 3 года назад

    It's the way he crunched the crisp I- 🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @tahirahpascall2637
    @tahirahpascall2637 3 года назад +6

    He’s not wrong about the south london chicks. A lot of them are like that. From what I remember when I use to always hang around there In my teens/early 20s 😂🤣

  • @locorylocreshin5000
    @locorylocreshin5000 3 года назад +4

    If we saw Mrs on the scooter ridin after u I woulda criee

  • @charlesomane3759
    @charlesomane3759 3 года назад

    RUclips Legend in the making

  • @Nay80
    @Nay80 3 года назад +2

    the giggles after the violence 🤣

  • @KBSSAD
    @KBSSAD 3 года назад +26

    When your in Kennington.

    • @omzldn6472
      @omzldn6472 3 года назад +14

      Or peckham

    • @Asriuh
      @Asriuh 3 года назад +1

      @@omzldn6472 Peckham 🤮🤮

  • @crownedgymlad723
    @crownedgymlad723 3 года назад +6

    Big up south London. My ends.

  • @niamhwrafter2590
    @niamhwrafter2590 Год назад

    Take a bite 🤪🤣🤣 xx that run at the end 🤣🤣🤣

  • @litness0000
    @litness0000 3 года назад +1

    LMFAO DA ENDING DOOOOEE