@@intensellylit4100 sounds like someone who got hid ass best by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris jokes are very great cuz even though the dude is a damn fossil he could still kick anyones ass
I used to be the Scandinavian MacGyver of weapon making, until I took a homemade slingshot made out of a giraffe's spinal column and a rather lovely fern to the knee...
Time flys doesn't JoergSprave, But when i watch your videos you don't look a like a 50 year old man, you have the sprit of a kid, you really look like you love doing what you do... Keep it up.. You will never get old.. Love the videos..
lol im no pro at guessing age but the way you carry yourself and the brightness of your attitude really does well to take 10+ years off of your appearance, i'd have guessed you were in your early 40s
Imagine being a Roman Legionnary in Teutoburg forest, with all your metal hamata and helmet and sword and a big shield, and then this guy's ancestor just bashes your skull in with a wooden replica of your own sword
When he humbly admits that his lack of sword training might make his cut ineffective only to cut it so cleanly that the top half sits on the bottom half for a second before falling 😂
Yeah but he has the upper body strenght to compensate for lack of form and knowhow. I kinda expected the cut with the wooden sword to get through a lot further but it looks like his edge alignment wasn't great in that cut which is fair as he lacks practice but just imagine that cut with a bit better edge alignment.
Wooden Sword Sharpness V Unbreaking III Everytime this guy laughs my Testosterone levels increase, get him a job in Skyrim has a Berserker legit. (To make up justice for people who mentioned unbreaking III, he has used an anvil and combined another Unbreaking sword with it)
@@Pontifflol White run guards sound a lot gloomier: wait I know you. There must be a mistake There is no mistake, you are under arrest under the order of earl You will rot in dragon reach dungeon
Vile guy Lol exactly what I was thinking. "Hmmm. The damage and durability would probably be extremely low but the speed would most likely make up for it a bit."
Joerg was born in the wrong century. He would be at home driving a sword into another gladiator. Or disembowelling cohorts of legionnaires on some misty medieval battlefield. To the sound of "HA HA HA LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES"
I'm more worried about operating a chainsaw indoors, just recently some teenagers died from CO poisoning in Germany because they ran a generator inside... Look for proper ventilation Joerg!
Sure, a wooden sword may be able to cut a few things but Joerg also has the strength of 5 men so I feel that he can do a lot more things with a wooden sword than an average man can.
Robert Hirst Adjust the length of the sword to compensate for your strength. And PRACTICE! You might want to build up your strength too, if you have the time. If you made one of these for yourself, you are NOT an ordinary man. Takes a special mind to think this far outside the box. I am guessing that under 5 percent of the people who watched and commented actually made one for themselves. Remember, it's not as good as a steel one, but IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING. And nothing is what most people have for their emergency.
You could paint it with grey metallic paint and when you get mugged, you do the old "A knife? Thats not a knife! THIS is a knife! Then you roll for bluff :p @@spartanwar1185
It's for gaining strength when punching stabbing slicing etc. I recommend doing this because I've realised that you do kind of get " stronger ". You can too just exhale but when you scream of something like that it intimidates the enemy maybr too
"can you believe that? how deep it cut into this block?" YES! yes i can! he could use an ironed sock for that and I'd believe this bear of a man can cut ballistic gel with it.
@@ghostofsparta5100 Well, only to an extent. A seven inch deep puncture wound is still extremely serious. Having a weapon, no matter the material, is always superior to having no weapon.
you’re fighting off zombies in Germany and you’re starting to get overrun. You’re starting to give up hope, but suddenly from behind you, you hear “shaa!” And a zombie’s thump to the ground.
HowCan MyPicBeThisTight First of all Roman gods are just a cheap rip off of the greek mythology. Second Zeus doesn't have this kind of body. I dont know where you saw zeus having this kind of body but no he hasnt. Im not here to offend you. Im Greek and I read and saw a lot about the greek mythology and I can tell you those things for sure.
Jeorg fact: him screaming *SSSHA!!* is actually an ancient German prayer that grants warriors immense strength. Using this prayer, Jeorg was able to fight off and defeat a bear, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris as a bear, and an evil version of himself in hand to hand combat. All at once.
I get that it's from minecraft and seems like a cool idea and you probably know this already, but an actual diamond sword would be completely useless, it would shatter almost instantly. One of the most important properties of steel for swords is it's resilience, when properly hardened it will bend and return to original shape where the instant diamond flexes it's going to break.
If you ever run across a vampire, you better choose the wood sword . . . Oh. For a second I forgot who this zombie killer is. If he encounters a vampire, it will be Instant Legolas as the weapon of choice.
Within weeks: trees banned in Germany.
Scum Productions haha
Scum Productions its gonna be banned soon in the US if he comes
Scum Productions lol in the UK that sword would be banned because it resembles a knife
whats Germany??? I think you mean Germanistan
Scum Productions those damned Assault Trees!
If a laughing bald German ran at me with a wood sword i would still run just saying.
I can see your profile picture is a..... I don't think you ran enough
Same can be said about you too tbh.
Snooderblade no, I died because I sawsome shit. As u can probably see
Now I got an image that I wanna forget...
Joerg could come at me with a plastic spoon and I'd still run for my life.
I wouldn't be surprised if he shaves with that very chainsaw
Level 1000000000 German
Dont put ideas into peoples heads!
@the guitar hero
I wouldnt be surprised if he even shaves with that wooden sword sir..
@@Alex-1750 you said it
This timehe shaved with that wooden sword.
After he had blunted it.
Imagine this man stabbing you then saying “SHA that was easy” and goes for it again
And laughs so manly at you that you grow a beard before you die
@@Mister_Matthew you made my day hahahahahah
McDude OW and then says “it’s a little bland but edible.”
And chew your flesh.
getting stabbed is way better than getting shot down by his giant slingshot
When an experienced player resets to level one
You won me w that comment
@Paft Dunk
When an evolved human resets to “homo erectus”
Egosword?
Like 1000
He is playing life
*stabs it,*
*slices it,*
*But most importantly, he laughs at it.*
Frank Woods he smacked the gelatin as well. And he laughs
And eats it.
@@shortbr3eaf Pretty much what the Japanese do in the 1930s and 1940s
Hes a maniac and the laugh gives me chills for days
*He stabs it,
He slices it,
He breaks it,
He eats it,
He screams at it,
But most importantly, he laughs at it.*
Add this guy to your list of people to bring with you during an apocalypse.
Potatus Vicious hell yeah!
Potatus Vicious not the most survivable, but definitely fun to have around
BlayzyPlayz is edgy
BlayzyPlayz wowzers looks like we got a big boy on our hands
nah i wouldn't because he needs all his tools and stuff so
The fact that this guy still has all ten of his fingers amazes me.
He once hit his hand with the chainsaw. He then had to buy a new one.
He broke his industrial cutter because his hand got stuck and then he reached into the machine ripping out the circet board then he baught a new one
@@doop4wow540 that is basically believe ngl.
Guys chuck Norris jokes still aren't funny even if its about a different person.
@@intensellylit4100 sounds like someone who got hid ass best by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jokes are very great cuz even though the dude is a damn fossil he could still kick anyones ass
Why is the title not "wood it kill"?
Bjørn Vogelaar ha da bum ch
Bjørn Vogelaar heheh!heh..........
Bjørn Vogelaar good choice bro 😂
Bjørn Vogelaar in sad I didn't think of this
Bjørn Vogelaar ur a fuckin genius
Every time he laughs I can hear my testosterone levels rising
Or anytime he says *SHAH!*
That's because of your toxic masculinity.
@@darthbane7140 please tell me you're joking
@@t-alkemy
Of course I'm joking :D
@@darthbane7140 whew
100% Could be a voice actor in skyrim, etc
😂😂😂
no lolly gagging
I used to be the Scandinavian MacGyver of weapon making, until I took a homemade slingshot made out of a giraffe's spinal column and a rather lovely fern to the knee...
Thats a standart german accent
"SHAH" New Shout that splits enemies.
Just listening to him made me grow a beard and I’m a girl
Now im imagining Gandalfs head from lord of the rings on a sexy girl and it won't leave meh head
So did you grew a beard?
Confusion 100
How far can you squirt
BabyEater tf
i love the way this guy laughs
Legends of Vlogging Same
yes he has a very psychotic fake laugh.... like that of a man who lives in the woods talking to himself about weapons he made. :D
HaHaHaHaHa
AwesomeVindicator ikr hahaha 😂
His laugh cures cancer man
Sounds like a character from dark souls
"Here is wood. Let me show you its features!!"
He said to his wife......
420
a german band made a song called "Holz" (wood) and its about wood (obv) and how cool it is
btw the song is good also
That's cool man
cuts your flesh with a wooden sword
eats your flesh
calls it bland
laughs
seems accurate
😂
Yikes.
*throws it away while laughing
Fu:ck you
Lol And then throw a chunk over his left shoulder.
The voice of a warrior.
The laugh of a conquering man.
i actually just watched a 50 year dude make a wooden sword
Thanks for the compliment! Will be 52 in six weeks.
*confetti slingshot*
Time flys doesn't JoergSprave, But when i watch your videos you don't look a like a 50 year old man, you have the sprit of a kid, you really look like you love doing what you do... Keep it up.. You will never get old.. Love the videos..
Rickey Ryan you're 100% right!
lol im no pro at guessing age but the way you carry yourself and the brightness of your attitude really does well to take 10+ years off of your appearance, i'd have guessed you were in your early 40s
This guy is alpha male, even his laugh is terrifying.
Elite Wolf freedom can be scary
That's a given, he's German.
Let me show its features
420 likes, sweet.
I find his laugh rather endearing
When people stopped believing in Santa Clause he quit and started doing RUclips
Ivan Alvarez
Ya I get ur point mate.. he sure does laugh like Santa.. n looks a lot like him too..! Lol
Satan Clause is the best
The Cow Lord Better than santa
The Cow Lord that comment cured my cancer lul
Ivan Alvarez lol
Imagine being a Roman Legionnary in Teutoburg forest, with all your metal hamata and helmet and sword and a big shield, and then this guy's ancestor just bashes your skull in with a wooden replica of your own sword
I can't help imagine him laughing when he stabs Dracula's heart with that wooden sword. Huhuhahahuhha
omg, now it's stuck forever in my head
Devendra Gurung I know right added to his swing which probably is like 180 pound in strength because he is so jacked...
But it's a sword, not a stake.
Now I can’t forget that
6:05
Best.
Laugh.
Ever.
Olav Rondestveit i. know right😂
Olav Rondestveit fake laugh
Olav Rondestveit soooo so so so true
l
unrelated: 420 blaze it
Related: Every laugh man, They're beautiful laughs.
I honestly think you could give this guy the dullest sword on the planet and he’ll cut steel and start laughing
He could have just used the log from the start. MAYBE cut a handle into it 1st and THEN use the log.
It was a conspiracy all along... The steel beams were never melted. They were cut by a laughing German man with a wooden sword.
Daniel Bras tell him to cut earth with wind and you'll regret it...guess who's still laughing
His slingshots and bows aren't good
He is good
6:24 Joerg feasting on the flesh of his enemies.
LOL !! "pretty bland...but edible"
*Evil harty laugh*
*The amount of times he laughs while holding a weapon.*
;-;
But its intimidating when he does laugh... He's scary!
Dark Nex its awesome
Dark Nex and way he does it
I know right
AND NOW HERE COMES THE SLASH
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
I've never been so afraid for my life until now.
Slingshot Vs Michael Myers
When he humbly admits that his lack of sword training might make his cut ineffective only to cut it so cleanly that the top half sits on the bottom half for a second before falling 😂
Yeah but he has the upper body strenght to compensate for lack of form and knowhow. I kinda expected the cut with the wooden sword to get through a lot further but it looks like his edge alignment wasn't great in that cut which is fair as he lacks practice but just imagine that cut with a bit better edge alignment.
Sake Rift strength isn’t enough to compensate for poor edge alignment. This is what we call “beginner’s luck” lol
@@musclegeek1991 you don't need to have poor edge alignment just because you lack experience.
@@zaferoph If you don't have the experience to have good edge alignment *on purpose*, then it's luck.
Practice makes perfect.
Someone get this man a role on Skyrim
James Drelling i was thinking the same, this guy needs to be in some fantasy video game
@@weebnigga6666 Cameo in the next TES game? As blacksmith? When you look through the weapons; "HAHAHAHA! Let me show you it's features!"
He sounds kind of like a nord
@bigkahunaburger hes german
@bigkahunaburger no, from Germany came the teutons
That jolly laugh would be the last thing you hear....
Ely Molloy OH GOTT!
It's soo painful omg really watched rest of the video muted
Lel
Ely Molloy lmao 😂
well, at least you would die with a smile :D
careful dude, terrorists might use this idea to kill their enemies in minecraft and i'd hate for you to be helping terrorists
TheMagicexe the daily mail and the old media are terrorists
They might switch to wooden swords, when executing infidels.
they dont need fancy wooden weapons bro , theyll use a broken bottle to cut your jugular ...
TheMagicexe m8 im crying so hard on your coment 😂😂😂😂
G
regular people: *use carving tools*
Bald German: CHAINSAW!!!
He needs to be a voice actor for elder scrolls
TApoUTxMFFN Just people with Nordic and German accents are great.
Nuka Junkie i think the nords were based off of Scandinavian and russians
No, the Nords are Based off the Nords (I.E. Scandinavia, I think Finland, etc)
Yes, he does
Doctor Finland isn't a nordic country.
Wooden Sword
Sharpness V
Unbreaking III
Everytime this guy laughs my Testosterone levels increase, get him a job in Skyrim has a Berserker legit. (To make up justice for people who mentioned unbreaking III, he has used an anvil and combined another Unbreaking sword with it)
Necros Deity don’t forget German 32k
@@randomknight2585 I pretty darn sure that if you were to put this guy on tb2t he would make a sharpness 32000 sword in about 2 min
Doesn't his voice sound the the Whiterun Guards?? XD
@@Pontifflol
White run guards sound a lot gloomier:
wait I know you.
There must be a mistake
There is no mistake, you are under arrest under the order of earl
You will rot in dragon reach dungeon
@@evilapple3427 not if i shout you out
Reminds me of being level 1 in an rpg
Or minecraft
but being a high level blacksmith guy is beyond your dream.
Vile guy Lol exactly what I was thinking. "Hmmm. The damage and durability would probably be extremely low but the speed would most likely make up for it a bit."
Vile guy lol minecraft
Terraria
Bad guy: "I can take him"
Joerg with his flesh: 6:24
It's just a matter of days until he becomes a meme
Fallen Uprising
indeed
He had a feature on the chive.
help I lost my car keys
well he didn't
Fallen Uprising yep just a matter of time
Wooden Sword
Atk 6+
def 2.5+
Hp regen 3%
Critical strike chance of 2%
you forget the splintering chance
Swords don't provide hp regen??
Jg The Dj , what he meant I believe would be the life steal
i made 1 like this. . . in skyrim. It killed a dragon.
How does a wooden sword proved health regeneration, that would be an armor or staff trait.
Joerg was born in the wrong century. He would be at home driving a sword into another gladiator. Or disembowelling cohorts of legionnaires on some misty medieval battlefield. To the sound of "HA HA HA LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES"
MegaSkyline69 I can't stop laughing!
If he lived in the mideval times he would be the best weapon smith ever known to man! able to make almost anything a deadly weapon
MegaSkyline69 Best comment ever
if he lived in medieval times he wouldn't be able to disembowel legionnaires.
MegaSkyline69 You shouldn't disembowel a cohort. Cohort means friend.
Sword: *hits something*
The guy: *laughs in murder*
6:25 Sprave eating the flesh of his victim
Bob Marley Oh my god best comment ever read!😂
Bob Marley you sir, deserve more likes
He should make an appearance in The Walking Dead
Bob Marley A double victim. First slaughtered by factory workers, then slaughteted by Jörg.
L3 P3 add me to the mix, its triple
When you keep upgrading a 1st stage item
Wooden sword
Sharpness V
Unbreaking III
@@Mister_Matthew still looking for an irl Mending book. 🤔
@@Mister_Matthew with no sweeping edge...
*Cooking with Joerg*
Today, we will prepare ballistic gelatin
"Hmm, pretty bland, but edible!"
Shifty Bagel Let me show you its ingredients!
"Wah haha ha!"
Shifty Bagel aye lmao 😂
Shifty Bagel (throws gelatin behind him)
malc1680 p
The wooden sword is still intact
The car door is still undented
That German engineering though...
SEKAI ICHIIIIIIIII
BRRRRRACKIMONOGA
I love his laugh, no homo
Just stop saying no homo, please. It sucks.
Pie 902 ggggaaaaayyyyyy
Pie 902 I was going to say the same haha
Sounds like the count from sesame street
Dizastermaster tf is this stealing my shit..
I wish you'd wear a dust mask. Hard woods contain silicates that can really damage your lungs over time.
No risk no fun.
The wood should be wearing a mask to protect from Joerg
Silicosis is no fun either.
Hostile Crocodile Yeah definitley!
I'm more worried about operating a chainsaw indoors, just recently some teenagers died from CO poisoning in Germany because they ran a generator inside... Look for proper ventilation Joerg!
Humanity now has officially acquired the knowledge, that steel is in fact better than wood for making swords.
WegrennLOL WHAAAAT
WegrennLOL but you can enchant ur wodden sword to be better than steel
SomePoet 123 You played too much minecraft
SomePoet 123 in minecraft right?😂
SomePoet 123
Irony
You're called SomePoet
You can't even spell wooden or your.
He has the MOST friendly rpg woodsman/lumberjack laugh I’ve ever heard.
"Pretty bland but edible" lmao
DoosDoosTv *insert lenny face here*
DoosDoosTv you looks like rakech from ownage prank
Renovski (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Donald TRUMP omg I c it
DoosDoosTv is
Sure, a wooden sword may be able to cut a few things but Joerg also has the strength of 5 men so I feel that he can do a lot more things with a wooden sword than an average man can.
Robert Hirst
Adjust the length of the sword to compensate for your strength. And PRACTICE! You might want to build up your strength too, if you have the time. If you made one of these for yourself, you are NOT an ordinary man. Takes a special mind to think this far outside the box. I am guessing that under 5 percent of the people who watched and commented actually made one for themselves. Remember, it's not as good as a steel one, but IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING. And nothing is what most people have for their emergency.
John La Marca And it's good for tricking your enemies, teehee~
Robert Hirst true that.. lmao
Yeah i'm gonna threaten this guy with my wooden sword! He's gonna be afraid to face me!
You could paint it with grey metallic paint and when you get mugged, you do the old "A knife? Thats not a knife! THIS is a knife! Then you roll for bluff :p @@spartanwar1185
The noise he makes when he attacks is simply satisfiyng.
HAAAAAAA
It's for gaining strength when punching stabbing slicing etc. I recommend doing this because I've realised that you do kind of get " stronger ". You can too just exhale but when you scream of something like that it intimidates the enemy maybr too
" Intimadates "
**villager hurt noise**
Not simply - if you were in the receiving end...
"can you believe that? how deep it cut into this block?"
YES! yes i can!
he could use an ironed sock for that and I'd believe this bear of a man can cut ballistic gel with it.
The real question is
*Weel it keel*
It weel keel
This is underrated
Wood it kill
🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
seel of destruktion
who else thinks he would be a really fun grandpa?
Irving Solano me
Irving Solano He Would😂😂
He'd be the grandpa you weren't allowed to visit.
Tom Sawyer XD
Tom Sawyer true
This man is so wholesome, like when he said "It's very much a sword... That I like" with a big smile on his face it warmed my heart
Totally lovable gentle giant 😊
Just don't go poking him with a stick or it would be one of those when animals attack videos😉
Everyone "Whats for lunch"
JoergSprave "Ballistic Gel"
I need a 10 hour video of this guy laughing.
Vedrit Mathias XD
Vedrit Mathias please pin this comment and loop his laugh
Vedrit Mathias ikr he makes me smile
i know that laugh tho XD
Vedrit Mathias true
Mans just ate ballistic gel. Thats some savage shit lmao
Noah Moody justdustins nightmare
That moment when you remember that balistic gel was desighned to be an accurate analog of human flesh....
Noah Moody I was just wondering y he did?
ballistic gel is just regular gelatin
England is my city
Isnt England a country?
7:49 leg recoil
The Collector a
The Collector lmao
The Collector i cant stop laughing😂😂😂
The Collector I just died 😂😂
The Collector this is hilarious 😂
I just thought this, Joerg would make an amazing Drax
Drax would make an okay Joerg you mean.
His battle cry makes it more effective
Lol so true XD
lmao
Super Scopez SHAAA
SHA
KHA
Wait... So if you get stabbed by that thing.. Is it still a splinter?
Top ten questions science still can't answer
it is a sword, giving you a stab wound. The material doesn't matter.
into the trash you go.
*MY BRAIN TREMBLE*
DIOhydrogen Monoxide You must be fun at party’s, off to the loser party you go.
DIOhydrogen Monoxide Of course the material matters.
@@ghostofsparta5100 Well, only to an extent. A seven inch deep puncture wound is still extremely serious. Having a weapon, no matter the material, is always superior to having no weapon.
Let us inspect the wound...
Yeah. He seems to be dead.
Hahaha.
6:12 my favorite part I laughed so hard
😄
11:58 *I DEEKLARE DIS SWOORD TOO BEE **_UNBREKKABIL!_*
**HEARTY LAUGHTER ENSUES**
he's an alpha male
@@ratlord6952 yes indeed!
lol
I think I found thelegend27
eyl
Johan Ries you have he can kill a army with a single wooden strike
Shonda Allison they say his slingshot is like a catapult
Ross DaBoss he can hurl farther than a catapult
Johan Ries yes, yes you have
His laugh sounds like drax from guardian of the galaxy
Im Andre He is Drax.
German Drax
Or wrex from mass effect
Who told you he wasnt secretly drax. Huh?
Right
Can we get a GIF of him swinging that sword saying "Super Fast!"
Strength builds are still dominating the meta I see
Ehhhhhhh he’s playing more of a STR/INT build, which is rather unorthodox to be honest
Jay Middleton I love you
this guy made an actual wooden sword except he didn't use one stick and two planks.
He used a log, which is enough to craft the sticks and have 2 planks leftover to craft the sword
Underated reply
@@ezpeon don't forget that he applied
Sharpness V
Unbreaking II
@@green-6508 max level I'd Unbreaking III, and you forgot mending lol
OnLy ReAl GaMeRs GeT tHiS jOkE
Cool sword but there's no pommel to end your opponent rightly.
No, the manual says explicit: "Throw the Pommel"
For Honor 😂?
Benjo No, Skallagrim pommel meme
Someone needs to introduce this guy to Skall
oh the pommel comment i found it!
his laugh will undo any damage the sword does to an enemy
Never really noticed this before but this guy is built like a tank
Let's try it: SHHHAAAAaa !!! Wow pretty deep AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!
He reminds me of the Hikers in 1st generation Pokemon.
You are safe with Braum
Y E S HAHAHAHA
Jason Schelfhout exactly the same what i tought of :DD even the axcent is pretty much same :D
Jason Schelfhout STAY BEHIND BRAUM
Jason Schelfhout I main teemo
Jason Schelfhout stand behind braum
you’re fighting off zombies in Germany and you’re starting to get overrun. You’re starting to give up hope, but suddenly from behind you, you hear “shaa!” And a zombie’s thump to the ground.
This dude has a laugh of roman god and a body of zeus.
HowCan MyPicBeThisTight and the battle cry of kratos
HowCan MyPicBeThisTight First of all Roman gods are just a cheap rip off of the greek mythology. Second Zeus doesn't have this kind of body. I dont know where you saw zeus having this kind of body but no he hasnt.
Im not here to offend you. Im Greek and I read and saw a lot about the greek mythology and I can tell you those things for sure.
HowCan MyPicBeThisTight i need your avatar pic please😂😂(Issei explains everything😂)
Issei NightCore Ask google sama babe 😂😙
HowCan MyPicBeThisTight well ok😉😂
the answer is clear...coconut armor
Gary Wong lol
You can still buy a coconut in a shop though
By god this guy’s strength is insane
He is the god of war
It’s all in the core muscles
Eetu plays wilson he looks like when kratos was in the Norse world
@@DLC_PR016 Yes Yes very much
@@DLC_PR016 viking kratos
5:39 Joerg's words after he finishes WW3 by himself
He looks like the manly uncle everyone always wanted
Tiny Rick hey! Just cause you have a wimpy uncle doesn't make others wimpy!
I want you be my uncle
I have an uncle like that and he rocks.
Yeah
Tiny Rick some people have cool relatives
You should have voiced reinhardt
Get_Owen_d so true
Shadow Slacker Would be so perfect
Get_Owen_d wondafue
Get_Owen_d gud
Get_Owen_d hell Jeah that would be cool!
Jeorg fact: him screaming *SSSHA!!* is actually an ancient German prayer that grants warriors immense strength. Using this prayer, Jeorg was able to fight off and defeat a bear, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris as a bear, and an evil version of himself in hand to hand combat. All at once.
Gendo GamesTM with a wooden sword
At first it sounded legit...
I know you are this Chuck with a fake Profile. You only want to attract more bald germans to fight you.
Break Stone True>Währ
Кама пуля одобряет
If this guy chase me to stabe while laughing, I’ll run and laughing too😂
*These are my boots let me show you it's features!*
*Starts running 20x faster than usian bolt*
I once heard Joerg got into a bar fight and killed three men with a pencil
Spartan 3124 and then he killed 3 men with a man
Francesco Sirotti I heard it was a paperclip
Spartan 3124 No, not pencils. It was a card game!
Galgemis Finally lol
or was it a coffee mug
I love how happy you are when you destroy something , your laugh is awesome!
Can u record yourself saying Reinhardt quotes...
Gamebreaker 2020 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Reinhardt** btw
Yesssssssss
Gamebreaker 2020 yasssss
Yasssss
Gamebreaker 2020 HAMMER DOWN
+Zebidy stop
when u don't have money for a weapon but u have wood and smithing 100
you need woodworking 100 for that
Movie fans: The rock is a man
Jeorg fans: Jeorg is ubermensch
Jörg or Joerg for people without ö but not Jeorg. ;)
flexin' on this americans with my ä, my ü and most importantly ma ö.
The smart Americans like myself knowing how to use command to get those symbols ü ö ä :)
@@leonhardhieber3999 äöü gang
Übermensch
Next make a diamond sword
RUclips doesn't pay that much.
Aranciata Rossa minecraft?
Aranciata Rossa 😂😂😂
Would break easy
I get that it's from minecraft and seems like a cool idea and you probably know this already, but an actual diamond sword would be completely useless, it would shatter almost instantly. One of the most important properties of steel for swords is it's resilience, when properly hardened it will bend and return to original shape where the instant diamond flexes it's going to break.
Doug Marcaida
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"It will Kill"
*keel
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Title of the video should be “Will it Keel?”
Will it keel? That's so pathetic
Will it KILL are this man's words
I love his accent. 😂 He is to PvP what ilMango is to redstone engineering.
Eats the ballistic gel just like the flesh of any of his enemies he has driven before him after hearing the lamentations of the women
lmfao
Jeremiah Fox Ya that was totally original 'n unexpected! But its good for the joints..😁
And now imagine you are on of those enemies and he says "hm pretty bland but edible"^^
Jeremiah Fox what is best in life
Not before he desecrates their bodies and then drinks from their skulls
7:40 his leg kicks up like a school girl
6:12
- Slabs little yelly boy -
**inserts evil laugh**
Heh nice
Anything will kill if you use it with a slingshot.
even a feather?
PAIN He could probably make a slingshot that shoots birds
+PAIN Of course! If Joerg makes it, it can kill! Hahaha!
actually yes, the tip can be sharpened to be lethal.
Stab 'em in the throat!
Imagine living near this guy, and all you hear is the crafting of weapons of war, the sounds of murder, and maniacal laughter.
I will show this to the guys who say that minecraft wooden tools wouldn’t work.
Yeah steve just doesn't have the right saws for the job
This doesn’t prove anything to axes, shovels, pickaxes and hoes
he sounds like he is about to say "you have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you in you're defence? "😂
Mckenna Mathers Jesus wow
Mckenna Mathers i have my spells for defense. he cant hit me when he is frozen :P
Jörg is so strong that he could pretty much cut the gelatine in half with a finger, don't see the point of using a sword..
that sounds gay
Zen *_and then there's this guy_*
If you ever run across a vampire, you better choose the wood sword . . . Oh. For a second I forgot who this zombie killer is. If he encounters a vampire, it will be Instant Legolas as the weapon of choice.