Technically the weird look doesn't matter because we'd evolve to be attracted to it, there's no actual reasons the current body looks so good other than our instincts and evolutionary traits.
I would think the octopus heart system is best, it has 3 hearts and manage different parts of the blood system. So if one heart gets a heart attack, the other 2 hearts managing the other parts of the body will still create blood flow increasing chance of surviving heart attacks.
@@alexreid1173 i think since everyone is still interested in this subject, I might make my own video on this subject and then I will also include everyone’s suggestions in comments, what do you think?
My dad has always claimed he's slightly more evolved because he never grew toe nails on his pinky toes. He's been on the ostrich track for bipedal success and we didn't even know it!!! Legend.
Me: Owl necks Him: No necks Me: In owls' necks, one of the major arteries feeding the brain passes through bony holes in the birds' vertebrae. ... Small vessel connections between the carotid and vertebral arteries, called anastomoses, let blood flow uninterrupted to the brain, even when owls' necks were contorted into the most extreme twists and turns. In an Exorcist-style display of flexibility, owls can rotate their necks a maximum of 270 degrees without breaking blood vessels or tearing tendons. A Great Horned Owl syncs its ears and eyes to unleash it's silent assault on prey. So im pretty sure owl necks are great.
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standards of beauty are based on picking a healthy person, but if they have any technology at all, then the only beauty standards needed would be of personality
Yeah, intelligence breaks evolution. Intelligence allows species to be the weakest most pathetic thing to exist, and it doesn't matter because they have the intelligence to just work around it.
For future reference: Abstract Art is something that's broken down into it's components and may not look like the initial thing, but is still representative of it. It differs from non-representational art which doesn't seek to represent anything, yet might still be making some kind of statement.
Cat ears are actually a more viable option than dog ones, because cat ears have roughly all of the same benefits as dog ones, except being able to hear 45-64,000 hz.
I can agree 110% with the statement that our feet are horribly designed. I’ve got really bad tailor’s bunions on both my feet, and it’s so unbelievably painful to stand, walk, wear shoes, etc. And we can’t forget about the fact that we require arch support to keep our feet from becoming totally flat!
@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist this is revolting and disgusting, please mind where you comment about these kinds of things. (coming from a vegan)
11:43 Given that there's even some evidence of a pain reaction in plants and definitively in all the animals you mentioned... Basically *pain* is sensed even by single cell organisms, although the exact *way* said pain is experienced may differ. But since we're not able to experience the pain of other beings we can't really prove or disprove their pain *experience*. (There was a time when people thought black people didn't experience pain, now we know better, but this tendency to underestimate anything different is innate in us)
When i was a child, i got forced to take ballet classes, but my parents found out that my feet is very stretchable and strong, i could stand up with my toes flipped to the other side and i could grab a pen with my toes, I’m very glad about what they’ve done now 🙂
How to become ultimate being step 1: get a weird stone mask that stabs the wearer when blood is on it and has a hole in the forehead area. Step 2: get a giant red stone and slot it in the forehead hole of the mask. Step 3: look at sun. Step 4: profit Giant jojo reference mess this was
You like women, you're basically a straight man. Welcome to the club, we bought cookies because we can't bake :) Edit: This is a dumb comment, I want to say sorry for it. I'm not deleting it, that would feel like I'm not taking a stand on my stupidity.
the human body is near perfect for what it's meant to do. We stand on two legs, can grab with out thumbs, can throw further than any other animal, can sweat and have omnivores teeth. That is all that's humans really need and the rest of Evolution was spent into developing the brain
@@redpanda6497 huh? Sweating gives us one of the highest stamina of any animal out there. Most other animals have to stop moving to rest but due to sweat we can regenerate Energy and power while moving. That was a giant part of hunting strategies back then. Other animals were faster than humans and escaped but humans just kept going and going for hours and hours. At some point the other animal had no stamina left and also couldn't defend itself really well since they were attacked on long range with spears being thrown. There is nothing more important for the survival of humans than sweating
I mean, there are stories I have heard of people with ostrich feet as an extremely rare condition here in Southern Africa. So evolution might not be done with us yet😅 Edit: I googled it and its a tiny people group called the VaDoma in Zimbabwe...the scientific condition of having ostrich feet called ectrodactyly.
I've started to enjoy these videos more now that they're showing more of their character in them. I subscribed for the science, I stayed for the humor. They seem hilarious.
yessss I always wondered what they looked like when it was just voices and whiteboard, now it feels like my smart friends are teaching me instead of a teacher lol
unfortunately.. it had the opposite effect on me.. I love their old videos when it's just straight to the point with all the beautiful drawings.. not a fan of them now.. (maybe because I'm a homophobe? idk).. just not a fan of them now.. sorry.. hopefully, I'm the only one who felt this.. I unsubscribed, but still wish you guys good luck in the future.. (I may be homophobe, but I'm not a monster who would just lash out in the comments and spreading hate lol)
@@AyaCedric oh, well thanks for not being overtly cruel about it. as a bi woman I can try to answer questions if you want to understand something specific, it seems you're heading towards a non-homophobic mindset already
@@Itsyovice back pain would be lessened by not having breasts but you can wear a corset or back brace that is much better at reducing back pain than wearing a bra
suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals. According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other. Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on RUclips "...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist🥰
suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals. According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other. Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on RUclips "...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist😘
As a person with auditory processing disorder, the thought of being able to move my ears that much is terrifying. Like, imagine that every time a new sound shows up, your entire sense of hearing goes into a microsecond echo that you can't actually perceive as anything except pain and static. That's what it would be like for me.
@@THEsalmonator_ APD doesn't work like that. The signal from each ear is delayed slightly, and your brain naturally compensates for that. With APD, it doesn't compensate so easily, so when the delay changes, such as when a new sound appears, or if my head shifts in just the wrong way, the sound fuzzes out for a bit. I can generally tune stuff out, but if my ears were on a swivel like that, moving them would be instinctive, so I would experience that problem all the time.
human feet and ankles are better at turning on the spot. also human knees allow that kind of movement to be stable simply because they don't actually flex sideways. a pouch in humans would make it pretty darn difficult to move around since it's blocking the muscle structure needed to turn the waist. unless you're planning to walk around with your legs spread like tree dwellers or hop everywhere like a kangaroo. lungs that cycle air would stop humans being able to hold their breath for too long. better hope you don't have to go underwater at some point, for example a car crash in a body of water. directional ears may be better for focusing on sound at a certain point but it makes them worse at hearing sounds around you. good luck trying to get your friend's attention when they are turned the other way. having the extra cushion vessels in the ribs certainly helps in a car crash but it would be a breeding ground for viruses that would infect the lungs. be prepared to get flu often and probably die from pneumonia when you get older. - humans are actually pretty well adapted for most things. in fact the entire primate family is a good example of the pinnacle of evolution. people often think it's the human race's intelligence alone that gave them that ability. sorry to disappoint but humans are by far not the smartest creatures on the planet. what they are however is the best combination of advantageous traits available. that's why they're so successful and dominated the planet.
suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals. According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other. Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on RUclips "...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist🌽🌱🥰
Me an enby who doesn't want breasts, kinda wants kids but absolutely dreads the idea if what pregnancy is like at the moment: I see this as an absolute win
You wouldn’t be able to turn or wear proper shirts. IG if we had pouches then women wouldn’t have to deal with period or childbirth but they would still be uncomfortable
We have actually been covering some of this stuff at uni, I have a few concerns. Wouldn't having lose knee caps be like having patella luxation? Which would inhibit normal walking. Another thing I'd like to mention is that in a study looking into testes in 2010 they theorised that animals developed external testes when they began running, leaping and jumping. And while removing the neck would help prevent neck injuries from driving, I think we'd be getting in a lot more accidents without a neck as we can't look around us anymore. Sorry I'm probably taking this far too serious xD but it's extremely fascinating and it corresponds well with my course.
You guys are awesome. Thank you for sharing, I’m halfway through this video and I am so positively grateful to be smiling while learning. You are saving history and anatomy and basically all forms of learning!! Happy to have stumbled into this channel a while back. Kat
The pouch system is good, but it would have some issues after birth and keeping the baby, as guts must recover, and infections can be a huge risk. The no-neck is a terrible idea, we could reinforce it instead! We need the neck to stabilize the brain against impacts like the ones you guys describe, and for or mobility and perception. As for the rest, I think you guys missed on so much that we could've improved on the internal organs! If you're gonna remove breasts for the sake of efficiency, we could also just remove gender altogether, too, and make it so every individual is biologically compatible with the other, add another heart, a better digestive system, change the skeletal structure, the center of gravity, extra ligaments and tendons, etc. Personally, I would enjoy an extra pair of secondary limbs, perhaps prehensile, near the upper side of the hips, coupled with a greater height. We should also keep a small backup heart/lung hybrid in the head and an extra set of valves for longer survival time in the case of an accident.
I was with you until “remove consciousness”. That’s, like, the best thing we’ve got going for us. We can use it to adapt our environment to our needs, and to organize into extremely complex societies regardless of what body plan we have. All other body modifications are pointless if we get rid of that because we wouldn’t actually utilize them for anything more then basic survival or very simple social interaction.
Very true I also thought it was dumb except for the ears, for the ears we would definitely need a very pathetic conscience if we want to have cat or dog hearing because literally everything would make us jump or react out of fear and we would either be extremely paranoid 24/7 and lead to a lot of deaths by brain damage and things of that nature, or we’d simply just evolve to not have them again 💀
One would argue that consciousness and awareness is what makes us human. Not many animals have that. Most cats and dogs don't have the consciousness to realize that the animal in the mirror are them. We humans do.
They forgot to cover the important topic~ Digestive system. We could have improved to digest cellulose and other fibres, also improve our production of lactase enzyme and also many more.
@@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 improve the stomach to digest everything a lot more thoroughly so that we pee everything out and dont poop anymore. having the stomach acids be so strong that we only pee an odorless transparent liquid
But our body is actually terrible. Weak, slow, susceptible to disease, easily breakable or killed, with useless or even bad parts like br3asts, thyroid, appendix, feet, etc So yeah, we have pretty bad bodies.
@@phantomwarrior8686 It's like no one cares where they put their genitals and then act surprised they aren't perfect. Yall blend the portal of life with literal garbage
@@GBgrenade I liked it better before too, when it was less personal and more objective... But they both seem happier lately about being public with their lives, so I can't hate... I do wish it was less personal/cheesy and more scientific like it was before... Guess they're trying to reach a younger audience?
@@abhinaravind2017...Are jokes no longer allowed in this miserable excuse of a pathetically unlivable world anymore? I’m spiritual and very not so religious these days(I haven’t stepped foot inside a church since 2010), but I can recognize as well after growing up from the 2012-2015 era of Christian/Jewish/Islam vs Atheism/Skeptic fight on RUclips that attacking someone’s beliefs 24/7/365 doesn’t get you the results you wish for.
Damn, Im so amazed about the fact that humans already know this much information about other animals. I mean like, how did they found out about the octopuses eyes? How do they research that? Thank you so much for putting the effort in this video! Great information and funny
I think I remember something about owls having one ear slightly higher than the other, and this trait enabling them to be able to gage how high or low a sound came from in addition to what direction. That seems pretty cool and like something worth including.
This reminds me of a game I used to play as a child. I make multiple options for each body part and have my friend pick a random number to determine their choice of each body part until we complete constructing our little Frankenstein's monster.
if you remove the female body parts, get rid of the male body parts too and we'll all look the same! Like a robot. Male body parts don't have to stick out.
i feel like your taking for granted how amazing the human body is and how remarkable it is how we are the way we are. I don't get offended that often but this video really ticked me off
“The perfectly evolved human” Names many things that is wrong with our bodies already. On the side note I would want to see what someone would look like with these changes
Been watching both of you for years and I must say, I appreciate how much of your personal selves you have been presenting in your videos. You guys have always done that but it's on a whole nother level that is giving me lyfe!! Giving an even larger voice to the alphabet Mafia who are science geeks at ❤️!!!
Wanna know something crazier? The brain is self aware of itself, and it also named itself because we *are* our brains. It was also the brain that said it was the most important organ, because the scientists that said that are their brains. ;)
I think humans actually had moving ears before evolution because some people can move their ears a little backward I don't know how to say the word but they can actually control their ears to move tiny bit backwards for some time.
Technically the weird look doesn't matter because we'd evolve to be attracted to it, there's no actual reasons the current body looks so good other than our instincts and evolutionary traits.
We would evolve to tap that
Shit, call me wierd but Graham kinda cute
Well, an actual realistic evolved human will have bigger head and eyes. So basically we will evolve to be an alien 👽.
Yoooo graham lookin lookin like a snack
@@goon5665 that hilarious
First guy: my back hurts sometimes
Other guy: I constantly have seizures, heart attacks, and death
I too experience constant death
Ugh, death. I hate it when that happens.
Bruh i keep getting death
Ahh yes, I also constantly have death
Seizures and death are pretty bad speedbumps in my life tbh famalam
Without a neck, wouldn’t our ability to look around and see things around us be inhibited? Seems pretty important to me
Easy, just make the back flexible enough that we can Russian twist 180 degrees
Maybe the octopus eyes can be focus to see whats behind.
More eyes. Simple
They seem to be changing the features of the human body to suit safety first.
@@whoisnooners Actually, the owl has a pretty long, thin neck. However, all of it's feathers make it look like it has no neck.
I think one organ we can also improve by a lot, would be heart.
So fragile, and not good at negative chronic adaptations without suffering.
I would think the octopus heart system is best, it has 3 hearts and manage different parts of the blood system. So if one heart gets a heart attack, the other 2 hearts managing the other parts of the body will still create blood flow increasing chance of surviving heart attacks.
Yea know what?......we need the ability to regrow body part.........lost half of your brain? That a half year recovery.
@@Mr-Ad-196 our liver can regenerate with only 25% of itself left, sad that no other organ can do the exact same thing
@@LuxxenoMusic ooo this is a good one, we should definitely have at least two
@@alexreid1173 i think since everyone is still interested in this subject, I might make my own video on this subject and then I will also include everyone’s suggestions in comments, what do you think?
My dad has always claimed he's slightly more evolved because he never grew toe nails on his pinky toes. He's been on the ostrich track for bipedal success and we didn't even know it!!! Legend.
Wow didn't know that was possible!
We must continue his legacy
TMI: not evolution related, but my mum & i don’t have any underarm hair.
For me, I have 4 basic eye colors ,green is my 4th
You may say I am a little more evolved but I am not in the main line of evolution.
I mean, for the legs i certaily agree, but they fell into a lot of caviats, like the knees (for reference my knees have been absolutely destroyed )
Me: Owl necks
Him: No necks
Me: In owls' necks, one of the major arteries feeding the brain passes through bony holes in the birds' vertebrae. ... Small vessel connections between the carotid and vertebral arteries, called anastomoses, let blood flow uninterrupted to the brain, even when owls' necks were contorted into the most extreme twists and turns. In an Exorcist-style display of flexibility, owls can rotate their necks a maximum of 270 degrees without breaking blood vessels or tearing tendons. A Great Horned Owl syncs its ears and eyes to unleash it's silent assault on prey. So im pretty sure owl necks are great.
Imagine people rotating their heads 270 degrees normally tf
@@CarlosAM1 that'd be dope
@@hydrofiber thx, corrected
Ok we’ll add an owl neck and then everything would be fine
That would be better than no neck
I thought for sure the entire “perfectly evolved human” was just going to be an ostrich
Ostrich with no neck
Liberty Biberty
@@bobbywalter9062 that's an EMU!
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“Behold, a man!”
How to be the perfect human: become a mixture of every Australian thing
swans = austrailian?
@@Iemonic not with that attitude smh
@@dumbpablo5755 hmmm
Yo, 2 hundred likes? Ty
@@Iemonic yes we have swans Western Australias animal emblem is the black swan
Now I want to commission an artist to draw this realistically lol
Ask a furry artist, they have experience with weird shit like this
Don't you dare.
@@rompevuevitos222 ong😭
I’ll do it
But not realistically
Do it!
i wonder what the standards of beauty will be in the “fully evolved humans” community
standards of beauty are based on picking a healthy person, but if they have any technology at all, then the only beauty standards needed would be of personality
@@shadowcween7890 tell that to society buddy
@@dreamdesk7258 lol
Omg like her ears are sooo not perky like we like those ears like a young curious pup hun you look old xDDD
Just immage the nitpicks xDD
Oh wow that'd be super interesting!!
Reject humanity, become *ostrich*
emu
Cassowary
Rhea
I am rejecting my humanity
Moa
The fact that the human body can recognize it’s weaknesses and fix them is possibly the most insane thing evolution has produced.
Yeah, intelligence breaks evolution. Intelligence allows species to be the weakest most pathetic thing to exist, and it doesn't matter because they have the intelligence to just work around it.
@@aguyontheinternet8436purrrr
I have observed the weakness of my flesh
I always thought that Greg model thing was abstract nightmare fuel art. Turns out he’s the perfect human... gee willikers. Awesome video.
Future Chinese super soldiers
hello dude who used to live in china
@vipertxt guess I'm not the only whovian in the comments
Hmm, Greg the perfect nightmare.
For future reference: Abstract Art is something that's broken down into it's components and may not look like the initial thing, but is still representative of it.
It differs from non-representational art which doesn't seek to represent anything, yet might still be making some kind of statement.
The perfectly evolved human is he who deletes his twitter account.
on point
Reject social media, become evolved monke
How about one who never had a Twitter account lol
@@shivannapv4262 this one’s a God
Someone give this man a medal
Not sure about the ostrich feet. Imagine buying a shoes.
My new Nike Ostrich2100
@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?
@@michaeldaunicorn5314 cause they can and there both doing great
@@michaeldaunicorn5314 🤣🤣
@@michaeldaunicorn5314 because “gae” is ok
Cat ears are actually a more viable option than dog ones, because cat ears have roughly all of the same benefits as dog ones, except being able to hear 45-64,000 hz.
Also can move backwards :0
i love when my cat's ears move backwards
Edit : my cat was kidnapped..
This comment sure aged well
@@inkink9524 Id send you a pic of my cat but I cant on here
Nyaaaa
@@ronidutta Nyani!!!
Ah yes, cat people
The perfect body would be that of a shapeshifter's!
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Girll that's genius👑
Absolutely, a body (and perhaps a mind) that can adapt to any environment/situation as needed.
Jellyman
I thought it was gonna be some anime character with bird like feature.
That literally looks like the child of a human and a furby
THAT WILL BE RETURNING TO MY NIGHTMARES NOW, THANKS BARBARA!
yes xd
I reject this “perfectly evolved” abomination. I WANT TO GO BACK TO *MONKE*
Same, my commrat.
Zdamascus
Return to MONKEeeee
REJECT HUMANITY, RETURN TO MONKE
LETS GET BACK TO MONKE
I can agree 110% with the statement that our feet are horribly designed. I’ve got really bad tailor’s bunions on both my feet, and it’s so unbelievably painful to stand, walk, wear shoes, etc.
And we can’t forget about the fact that we require arch support to keep our feet from becoming totally flat!
imagine the entire human race turning into a mix of batman and tony stark
The devs set the limit to 10 million because too many people wanted to be batman
Billionares who kill innocent people? Already have those.
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@@britishrocklovingyank3491 Both of them?
Greg: "Would you reproduce with that?"
Mitch: "I've done worse."
Greg: *offended, looks back and forth between Mitch and the camera*
Sus
Also notice how he started blushing and turning red 😂
Guyssssss did you know that they are actually dating?! I knew it recently
@@Sanjana_green that's so cute!
@@alexskywalker5478 ikr 😍
What I thought when I saw the thumbnail: It's not a human it's an underwater elf!
as ocean levels increase ... WHO KNOWS!
@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?
@@michaeldaunicorn5314 again cause they can
Nah
@@michaeldaunicorn5314 Why do you care?
Those ostrich “ankles” aren’t actually ankles! Birds walk with their ankles raised high above the ground, and they are mistaken for backwards knees.
It’s called the digitigrade leg, a lot of animals have it, mammals too but not primates, who have plantigrade legs
@@Wayrail and kangaroos
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
I like your name
@@25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 I don't care
I choked when you mentioned a sore throat.
Let's get rid of our necks.
Funny you mention that-
Would you believe the solution is as simple as not eating dead animals
@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist this is revolting and disgusting, please mind where you comment about these kinds of things. (coming from a vegan)
@@NonDelusional74611hi ik it’s been 3 years but can you explain please …just curious 😅
How do you forget the sinuses, the worst part of Humans
urgh SAME I swear mine are both sentient and *evil*
Yeah it’s a mess up in there!
This is so true, it hurts. Like, literally hurts... my sinuses are so bad, my ENT doc wants to do surgery! 😫
Get rid of them.
Like to abolish sinuses! It's a flawed and harmful system!
11:43
Given that there's even some evidence of a pain reaction in plants and definitively in all the animals you mentioned...
Basically *pain* is sensed even by single cell organisms, although the exact *way* said pain is experienced may differ.
But since we're not able to experience the pain of other beings we can't really prove or disprove their pain *experience*.
(There was a time when people thought black people didn't experience pain, now we know better, but this tendency to underestimate anything different is innate in us)
I’m trying to find a senior quote...
“Smish, smash, kill the dog.”
Hopefully you’ll look back on it fondly hahaha
@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?
@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist Why are you gae?
@@michaeldaunicorn5314 cause they can be and why are you straight
@@michaeldaunicorn5314 why do you like unicorn?
We can’t go with the Octopus’s eyes if they’re light sensitive right? Ohhhh, imagine when the sun hits your eyes!! Evolved human: 🔥👄🔥
I was thinking owl!
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Just flip our receptors so they’re *not* facing backwards, bam cephalopod 20 20 vision
LmFAO
“Would you reproduce with that?” ABSOLUTELY NOT LMAO
@0:27 🤮
STILL NOT SURE IF IT CAN REPRODUCE
@@AsapSCIENCE BAHAHAHHAAH YOU GUYS ARE SO GREAT! THANK YOU FOR THE VIDEO AND STAY SAFE OUT THERE ❤️❤️❤️
@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?
@@AsapSCIENCE I swear to god you guys made a video on this YEARS ago
This is what peak performance looks like. You don't have to like it but you've got to respect it.
When i was a child, i got forced to take ballet classes, but my parents found out that my feet is very stretchable and strong, i could stand up with my toes flipped to the other side and i could grab a pen with my toes, I’m very glad about what they’ve done now 🙂
"This is a perfectly evolved human."
Oh, that sounds co- **screams** uh, ahem, I mean, wow! That looks... Interesting. Haha....
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Sry I’m late but I haven’t slept at all and ur comment made my day lol.
“We’ve decided on no neck at all. I know, everyone’s worst fear”
Big Ed: am I a joke to you?
Yes . . . Yes you are
Lol 😂
So Big Ed was perfection after all?
At first I thought it was him
Old
How to become ultimate being step 1: get a weird stone mask that stabs the wearer when blood is on it and has a hole in the forehead area. Step 2: get a giant red stone and slot it in the forehead hole of the mask. Step 3: look at sun. Step 4: profit
Giant jojo reference mess this was
"We've been breaking our ankles for millions of years"
Sangwoo: Gotta keep the tradition going
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True
@@AzureKnightz Explain. Why did yyou make us like this?
LMAO
Damn Yoonbum really can't take a break
"I know some Straight Men in the comments are like..."
Me, a lesbian woman:
You like women, you're basically a straight man. Welcome to the club, we bought cookies because we can't bake :)
Edit: This is a dumb comment, I want to say sorry for it. I'm not deleting it, that would feel like I'm not taking a stand on my stupidity.
I’m with you :/
@@Brrrrdmn *sigh*
me a bisexual: 👁️👄👁️
@@Brrrrdmn ahh yes since I like females my gender will change.
Ps: sexuality isn't linked to gender identities
The way that this video has taught me more abt evolution and human anatomy than school ever has
America's education system is so broken
Yes lol
But we are all gonna forget about it by tomorrow
You're doing school wrong
@@handisukarya861 School is doing us wrong
the human body is near perfect for what it's meant to do. We stand on two legs, can grab with out thumbs, can throw further than any other animal, can sweat and have omnivores teeth. That is all that's humans really need and the rest of Evolution was spent into developing the brain
Sweating is mostly a curse.
@@redpanda6497 huh? Sweating gives us one of the highest stamina of any animal out there. Most other animals have to stop moving to rest but due to sweat we can regenerate Energy and power while moving. That was a giant part of hunting strategies back then. Other animals were faster than humans and escaped but humans just kept going and going for hours and hours. At some point the other animal had no stamina left and also couldn't defend itself really well since they were attacked on long range with spears being thrown. There is nothing more important for the survival of humans than sweating
So, if we mate with an ostrich, we would have a perfect offspring, if possible
Anyway, that's how i got banned from the zoo
If we're able to insert the genes responsible for those legs in an ostrich into our own DNA, then yeah, it's possible
Offstrich? Ostring? Idk 🤷♂️..
Don't get any ideas.
we be carried around as huge eggs.. and other ostrimen look and babble at it.. in praise..
I mean, there are stories I have heard of people with ostrich feet as an extremely rare condition here in Southern Africa. So evolution might not be done with us yet😅
Edit: I googled it and its a tiny people group called the VaDoma in Zimbabwe...the scientific condition of having ostrich feet called ectrodactyly.
Ohh
I remember that. It's not the same - those people can't walk with it, but you're right! Maybe it's a sign we shouldn't do that?
I've started to enjoy these videos more now that they're showing more of their character in them. I subscribed for the science, I stayed for the humor. They seem hilarious.
WE BLUSH!!!
yessss I always wondered what they looked like when it was just voices and whiteboard, now it feels like my smart friends are teaching me instead of a teacher lol
unfortunately.. it had the opposite effect on me.. I love their old videos when it's just straight to the point with all the beautiful drawings.. not a fan of them now.. (maybe because I'm a homophobe? idk).. just not a fan of them now.. sorry.. hopefully, I'm the only one who felt this.. I unsubscribed, but still wish you guys good luck in the future.. (I may be homophobe, but I'm not a monster who would just lash out in the comments and spreading hate lol)
@@AyaCedric oh, well thanks for not being overtly cruel about it. as a bi woman I can try to answer questions if you want to understand something specific, it seems you're heading towards a non-homophobic mindset already
@@recluseren awwee.. it's alright.. I'll try to manage this on my own.. thank you for being kind though..
I typically don't do well with biology, but this video was fascinating!
Me as a straight woman:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO BREASTS???
Same, but no breasts=no bra=less back pain
@@merciefrink1299 well bras just limit back pain
@@Itsyovice back pain would be lessened by not having breasts but you can wear a corset or back brace that is much better at reducing back pain than wearing a bra
@@MissLilyputt ye
@@MissLilyputt But have you seen what a corset does to the body?
“As for our testes they hang outside exposed to trauma”
Every guy: *I felt that*
The perfectly evolved human is the one in your profile pic lol.
@@adeshpoz so me?
suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals.
According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other.
Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on
Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism
To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on RUclips
"...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist🥰
@@adeshpoz yes
Why are you gae?
Edit: Thanks for all the likes!
"Would you reproduce with that?"
wouldn't the evolutionary process also affect our preferences tho?
If you look the same than that's the norm.
These guys: “here’s the perfectly evolved human!”
Also them: *shows the demon that watches me at night when I’m walking home at 3AM*
Until woman's bodies can just absorb their periods, we're not evolved enough....(goes to buy tampons...)
I wish we were doing oestrous cycle rather 😢
@God nerfed me disgusting
IKR?? No other animal has periods but apparently humans need em
@God nerfed me Yeah 😂
@God nerfed me I’m not but that’s very understandable
You guys have taught me more about Science than any teacher ever could. You even inspired me for my own channel. Thank you so much!
Saaaame
Love them
suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals.
According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other.
Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on
Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism
To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on RUclips
"...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist😘
@@25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 shuuuuushhh
As a person with auditory processing disorder, the thought of being able to move my ears that much is terrifying. Like, imagine that every time a new sound shows up, your entire sense of hearing goes into a microsecond echo that you can't actually perceive as anything except pain and static. That's what it would be like for me.
Well maybe we could point our ears away and muffle the sound? Or have the ability to close them?
Damn good point
@@THEsalmonator_ APD doesn't work like that. The signal from each ear is delayed slightly, and your brain naturally compensates for that. With APD, it doesn't compensate so easily, so when the delay changes, such as when a new sound appears, or if my head shifts in just the wrong way, the sound fuzzes out for a bit. I can generally tune stuff out, but if my ears were on a swivel like that, moving them would be instinctive, so I would experience that problem all the time.
guys i really love you
please never stop making science fun 😭
human feet and ankles are better at turning on the spot.
also human knees allow that kind of movement to be stable simply because they don't actually flex sideways.
a pouch in humans would make it pretty darn difficult to move around since it's blocking the muscle structure needed to turn the waist.
unless you're planning to walk around with your legs spread like tree dwellers or hop everywhere like a kangaroo.
lungs that cycle air would stop humans being able to hold their breath for too long.
better hope you don't have to go underwater at some point, for example a car crash in a body of water.
directional ears may be better for focusing on sound at a certain point but it makes them worse at hearing sounds around you.
good luck trying to get your friend's attention when they are turned the other way.
having the extra cushion vessels in the ribs certainly helps in a car crash but it would be a breeding ground for viruses that would infect the lungs.
be prepared to get flu often and probably die from pneumonia when you get older.
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humans are actually pretty well adapted for most things.
in fact the entire primate family is a good example of the pinnacle of evolution.
people often think it's the human race's intelligence alone that gave them that ability.
sorry to disappoint but humans are by far not the smartest creatures on the planet.
what they are however is the best combination of advantageous traits available.
that's why they're so successful and dominated the planet.
You do realise swans hold their breath. Its kinda practical when they... you know... dive underwater to get food or to clean themselves...
I was thinking there thinking was wrong because we would have gone towards that direction if we needed it
The big reason we're so successful is more due to our cooperativity rather than intelect
We are the smartest animals on the plant though?
@@theramfam4353 we're just too lazy to use our full brain power, if we did, we'd probably trounce even the best of supercomputers
Interesting to watch. But in reality, we can never understand the structural & functional wisdom behind these body parts until we loss it, right?
Humans are supposed to evolve into Blaziken
@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist ok
@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist dude this is a youtube channel
@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist 👅🐤🥩🐮🍖🐖🥓🐔🍗
I like how this channel has so much more personality than last time I saw a video
Asap: we will remove balls
Every male: YES hot days are no longer a threat!
Or a soccer ball at 15 mph
@@ernestochang1744 even worse: a baseball
Or hockey puck
Tucking the balls would kill your spem
@@grandheadass9476 what about animals that already tuck it in? How would it even kill them, even if that was correct?
“We’ve decided on no neck at all”
No neck Ed: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Hilarious
suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals.
According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other.
Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on
Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism
To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on RUclips
"...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist🌽🌱🥰
Kinda what I was thinking
Removing the lower ribs is a good idea normally it hurts if i wanna ..
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Me an enby who doesn't want breasts, kinda wants kids but absolutely dreads the idea if what pregnancy is like at the moment: I see this as an absolute win
You wouldn’t be able to turn or wear proper shirts. IG if we had pouches then women wouldn’t have to deal with period or childbirth but they would still be uncomfortable
We have actually been covering some of this stuff at uni, I have a few concerns. Wouldn't having lose knee caps be like having patella luxation? Which would inhibit normal walking. Another thing I'd like to mention is that in a study looking into testes in 2010 they theorised that animals developed external testes when they began running, leaping and jumping.
And while removing the neck would help prevent neck injuries from driving, I think we'd be getting in a lot more accidents without a neck as we can't look around us anymore.
Sorry I'm probably taking this far too serious xD but it's extremely fascinating and it corresponds well with my course.
"no animal is perfectly evolved..."
*laughs in Great White Shark*
*laughs in great white shark with lungs*
Human: cries in food
Humans 100 years later:
Human: *Laughs in pollution*
@@CheesyNoodle134 *laughs with great white shark with wings*
Forgot crocodile, literally immortal, fast and strong
naw man, it's the cuttlefish
•you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like•
You guys are awesome. Thank you for sharing, I’m halfway through this video and I am so positively grateful to be smiling while learning. You are saving history and anatomy and basically all forms of learning!!
Happy to have stumbled into this channel a while back.
Kat
The pouch system is good, but it would have some issues after birth and keeping the baby, as guts must recover, and infections can be a huge risk. The no-neck is a terrible idea, we could reinforce it instead! We need the neck to stabilize the brain against impacts like the ones you guys describe, and for or mobility and perception. As for the rest, I think you guys missed on so much that we could've improved on the internal organs! If you're gonna remove breasts for the sake of efficiency, we could also just remove gender altogether, too, and make it so every individual is biologically compatible with the other, add another heart, a better digestive system, change the skeletal structure, the center of gravity, extra ligaments and tendons, etc.
Personally, I would enjoy an extra pair of secondary limbs, perhaps prehensile, near the upper side of the hips, coupled with a greater height. We should also keep a small backup heart/lung hybrid in the head and an extra set of valves for longer survival time in the case of an accident.
You are a genius
yes
Also we must eliminate periods
Just get owl necks instead of no necks
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Why? As a guy I think they're hilarious.
Steps for being a perfectly evolved human being: stone of aja+stone mask+pillar men theme
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AYAYAYAYA
chef kiss jojo reference
I was with you until “remove consciousness”. That’s, like, the best thing we’ve got going for us. We can use it to adapt our environment to our needs, and to organize into extremely complex societies regardless of what body plan we have. All other body modifications are pointless if we get rid of that because we wouldn’t actually utilize them for anything more then basic survival or very simple social interaction.
Very true I also thought it was dumb except for the ears, for the ears we would definitely need a very pathetic conscience if we want to have cat or dog hearing because literally everything would make us jump or react out of fear and we would either be extremely paranoid 24/7 and lead to a lot of deaths by brain damage and things of that nature, or we’d simply just evolve to not have them again 💀
Besides we need robots 2 gain it as well
Consciousness is both the best and worst thing about humans
One would argue that consciousness and awareness is what makes us human. Not many animals have that. Most cats and dogs don't have the consciousness to realize that the animal in the mirror are them. We humans do.
@@lenax9798 so I guess stupid people aren't humans
minor side note i’m surprised you didn’t address
separate respiration from the digestive tract. Choking is too easy
They forgot to cover the important topic~ Digestive system. We could have improved to digest cellulose and other fibres, also improve our production of lactase enzyme and also many more.
We would shit so much though.
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@@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 improve the stomach to digest everything a lot more thoroughly so that we pee everything out and dont poop anymore. having the stomach acids be so strong that we only pee an odorless transparent liquid
“Perfectly” evolved feet probably can’t do most of the sports/dances to the degree they’re done
Rip that ballerina ayyyy
Well they did make it for functionality, so things like that might not be the best thing to be considering
The perfectly evolved human is actually a pigeon
The more scientific name is the stereotypical american
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Thank God there's no perfection-I couldn't even imagine humans evolving like this 😂
More like Thank God that he already created us in the perfect form .
Hallelujah yeshua
But our body is actually terrible. Weak, slow, susceptible to disease, easily breakable or killed, with useless or even bad parts like br3asts, thyroid, appendix, feet, etc
So yeah, we have pretty bad bodies.
@@phantomwarrior8686 It's like no one cares where they put their genitals and then act surprised they aren't perfect. Yall blend the portal of life with literal garbage
@@gloria4567 our evolution is only mental. That's what made us alive. If we weren't a smart species we would go extinct in 10 years with this body.
i love how far these guys have come Im so happy there is a channel like thiss :)
aw, we honestly appreciate it! We've almost been doing this for 10 FRICKIN' YEARS WE GOTTA CHANGE IT UP! LOL
@@AsapSCIENCE honestly this channel was way better before. content was straight to the point without these, personally, lame "pride" type jokes.
@@GBgrenade Why are you gae?
@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?
@@GBgrenade I liked it better before too, when it was less personal and more objective... But they both seem happier lately about being public with their lives, so I can't hate... I do wish it was less personal/cheesy and more scientific like it was before... Guess they're trying to reach a younger audience?
God: “taking notes for the next DLC”
After he prepares the next mass extinction
😂😂😂
Literally watching a science channel and here he goes with god bullshit
@@abhinaravind2017...Are jokes no longer allowed in this miserable excuse of a pathetically unlivable world anymore?
I’m spiritual and very not so religious these days(I haven’t stepped foot inside a church since 2010), but I can recognize as well after growing up from the 2012-2015 era of Christian/Jewish/Islam vs Atheism/Skeptic fight on RUclips that attacking someone’s beliefs 24/7/365 doesn’t get you the results you wish for.
@@abhinaravind2017 But you brought up the argument tho... Chill bro it's ok.
I love AsapScience. honestly genius.
Mitch: I go blind in one eye then get migraines and vomit for seven hours 👁👄👁
Damn, Im so amazed about the fact that humans already know this much information about other animals. I mean like, how did they found out about the octopuses eyes? How do they research that?
Thank you so much for putting the effort in this video! Great information and funny
Autopsies
This has been terrifying.
I think I remember something about owls having one ear slightly higher than the other, and this trait enabling them to be able to gage how high or low a sound came from in addition to what direction. That seems pretty cool and like something worth including.
imagine a harpoon stuck in your gut for a hundred years...
Probably hurts a heck of a lot
Well if it didn't die after a while it probably wouldn't hurt anymore... like a badass awful-looking piercing
“Smish! Smash! Just killed a dog.” Lmfao this caught me so off guard i snorted
Same🤣
This reminds me of a game I used to play as a child. I make multiple options for each body part and have my friend pick a random number to determine their choice of each body part until we complete constructing our little Frankenstein's monster.
And with that , onto the lungs
*proceeds to play one of the smoking ads that has a lung as a character *
"bUt wE NEed THe tIDdiES!"
😂
But then your sexual preferences would also evolve to be attracted to whatever your fellow humans look like.
@@beback_ Good point
I feel like this video could be 30 minutes, and I would love every minute of it. Amazing in all ways, anyway.
God: you guys want every one to be perfectly evolved?
Everyone: yes!
Women: *have no boobs*
Everyone: Take it back! Take it back!!
if you remove the female body parts, get rid of the male body parts too and we'll all look the same! Like a robot. Male body parts don't have to stick out.
i feel like your taking for granted how amazing the human body is and how remarkable it is how we are the way we are. I don't get offended that often but this video really ticked me off
“The perfectly evolved human”
Names many things that is wrong with our bodies already.
On the side note I would want to see what someone would look like with these changes
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Did you actually watch the video? 😅
@@yucas997 yes but I mean in real life as like a tester the whole 3D version
Cosplay!
@Dexhead hey don’t care, didn’t ask =)
Been watching both of you for years and I must say, I appreciate how much of your personal selves you have been presenting in your videos. You guys have always done that but it's on a whole nother level that is giving me lyfe!! Giving an even larger voice to the alphabet Mafia who are science geeks at ❤️!!!
A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "Get out! We don't serve parasites here!"
The parasite replies, "Well, you're not a very good host!"
hahaha
xd
Why are you gae?
Its so crazy that we are the only species who consciously knows any of this
Wanna know something crazier? The brain is self aware of itself, and it also named itself because we *are* our brains. It was also the brain that said it was the most important organ, because the scientists that said that are their brains. ;)
@@foppypoof5195 true. The world is run by brains
I came here expecting a picture of me
AYYYYOH!!!!
@Electric Car Yes.
@Electric Car Well it's probably a joke, isn't it.
@Electric Car Nah... Just a little maybe.
I absolutely love the more comedic tone of this vid, cracked me several times. Props!
i must admit, this quickly became one of my favorite vids ever
The Human body is wonderfully designed and beautiful to look at. We take our healthy bodies for granted
I think humans actually had moving ears before evolution because some people can move their ears a little backward I don't know how to say the word but they can actually control their ears to move tiny bit backwards for some time.
Title: Video about what humans could evolve into
Message of the video: Everyone is different and you are perfect the way you are🌈❤
This is smart as always
we blush!
@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?
@@michaeldaunicorn5314 you got a problem with that?
Why is there a problem in the replies
@@michaeldaunicorn5314 spell it right first..
The bone structure ideas for orthopedic perfection was a amazing route!
Spoiler alert: It's muscle Hank from scishow
Ps i make science RUclips videos too!
@HappyBruh i actually like that video lol
Why are you gae?
@@michaeldaunicorn5314 i was born this way