Why The Human Body Sucks, and How To Fix It

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @cube-nite
    @cube-nite 2 года назад +1329

    Technically the weird look doesn't matter because we'd evolve to be attracted to it, there's no actual reasons the current body looks so good other than our instincts and evolutionary traits.

    • @goon5665
      @goon5665 2 года назад +146

      We would evolve to tap that

    • @a-noobis1689
      @a-noobis1689 2 года назад +71

      Shit, call me wierd but Graham kinda cute

    • @randompeople7595
      @randompeople7595 2 года назад +40

      Well, an actual realistic evolved human will have bigger head and eyes. So basically we will evolve to be an alien 👽.

    • @forkworshipper8679
      @forkworshipper8679 2 года назад +21

      Yoooo graham lookin lookin like a snack

    • @marquetteallen4205
      @marquetteallen4205 2 года назад +4

      @@goon5665 that hilarious

  • @Yevgen4000
    @Yevgen4000 3 года назад +2661

    First guy: my back hurts sometimes
    Other guy: I constantly have seizures, heart attacks, and death

    • @wolfy297
      @wolfy297 3 года назад +207

      I too experience constant death

    • @FBI_Cyber
      @FBI_Cyber 3 года назад +147

      Ugh, death. I hate it when that happens.

    • @dasren
      @dasren 3 года назад +63

      Bruh i keep getting death

    • @noah_m
      @noah_m 3 года назад +42

      Ahh yes, I also constantly have death

    • @LokiScarletWasHere
      @LokiScarletWasHere 3 года назад +21

      Seizures and death are pretty bad speedbumps in my life tbh famalam

  • @purpledanielle
    @purpledanielle 3 года назад +4885

    Without a neck, wouldn’t our ability to look around and see things around us be inhibited? Seems pretty important to me

    • @doobi6343
      @doobi6343 3 года назад +1057

      Easy, just make the back flexible enough that we can Russian twist 180 degrees

    • @josesolano6171
      @josesolano6171 3 года назад +356

      Maybe the octopus eyes can be focus to see whats behind.

    • @_fire_in_the_sky_7360
      @_fire_in_the_sky_7360 3 года назад +313

      More eyes. Simple

    • @Chestnut-xm2pv
      @Chestnut-xm2pv 3 года назад +201

      They seem to be changing the features of the human body to suit safety first.

    • @thundersheild926
      @thundersheild926 3 года назад +144

      @@whoisnooners Actually, the owl has a pretty long, thin neck. However, all of it's feathers make it look like it has no neck.

  • @zFerAresz
    @zFerAresz 3 года назад +498

    I think one organ we can also improve by a lot, would be heart.
    So fragile, and not good at negative chronic adaptations without suffering.

    • @LuxxenoMusic
      @LuxxenoMusic 2 года назад +74

      I would think the octopus heart system is best, it has 3 hearts and manage different parts of the blood system. So if one heart gets a heart attack, the other 2 hearts managing the other parts of the body will still create blood flow increasing chance of surviving heart attacks.

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 2 года назад +44

      Yea know what?......we need the ability to regrow body part.........lost half of your brain? That a half year recovery.

    • @th3radlad_727
      @th3radlad_727 2 года назад +53

      @@Mr-Ad-196 our liver can regenerate with only 25% of itself left, sad that no other organ can do the exact same thing

    • @alexreid1173
      @alexreid1173 2 года назад +9

      @@LuxxenoMusic ooo this is a good one, we should definitely have at least two

    • @LuxxenoMusic
      @LuxxenoMusic 2 года назад +5

      @@alexreid1173 i think since everyone is still interested in this subject, I might make my own video on this subject and then I will also include everyone’s suggestions in comments, what do you think?

  • @uhlsome2784
    @uhlsome2784 3 года назад +720

    My dad has always claimed he's slightly more evolved because he never grew toe nails on his pinky toes. He's been on the ostrich track for bipedal success and we didn't even know it!!! Legend.

    • @vesper7750
      @vesper7750 3 года назад +20

      Wow didn't know that was possible!

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 года назад +23

      We must continue his legacy

    • @share_accidental
      @share_accidental 3 года назад +19

      TMI: not evolution related, but my mum & i don’t have any underarm hair.

    • @priyanusen8215
      @priyanusen8215 3 года назад +2

      For me, I have 4 basic eye colors ,green is my 4th
      You may say I am a little more evolved but I am not in the main line of evolution.

    • @Aconspiracyofravens1
      @Aconspiracyofravens1 3 года назад +1

      I mean, for the legs i certaily agree, but they fell into a lot of caviats, like the knees (for reference my knees have been absolutely destroyed )

  • @lexanclarktapac4112
    @lexanclarktapac4112 3 года назад +1655

    Me: Owl necks
    Him: No necks
    Me: In owls' necks, one of the major arteries feeding the brain passes through bony holes in the birds' vertebrae. ... Small vessel connections between the carotid and vertebral arteries, called anastomoses, let blood flow uninterrupted to the brain, even when owls' necks were contorted into the most extreme twists and turns. In an Exorcist-style display of flexibility, owls can rotate their necks a maximum of 270 degrees without breaking blood vessels or tearing tendons. A Great Horned Owl syncs its ears and eyes to unleash it's silent assault on prey. So im pretty sure owl necks are great.

    • @CarlosAM1
      @CarlosAM1 3 года назад +149

      Imagine people rotating their heads 270 degrees normally tf

    • @Justine-iu4bv
      @Justine-iu4bv 3 года назад +85

      @@CarlosAM1 that'd be dope

    • @CarlosAM1
      @CarlosAM1 3 года назад +11

      @@hydrofiber thx, corrected

    • @Hugealligator254
      @Hugealligator254 3 года назад +21

      Ok we’ll add an owl neck and then everything would be fine

    • @giorosiles2220
      @giorosiles2220 3 года назад +17

      That would be better than no neck

  • @NickSquaredTV
    @NickSquaredTV 3 года назад +4035

    I thought for sure the entire “perfectly evolved human” was just going to be an ostrich

    • @elderfarms
      @elderfarms 3 года назад +127

      Ostrich with no neck

    • @bobbywalter9062
      @bobbywalter9062 3 года назад +7

      Liberty Biberty

    • @Spicywatermelon32
      @Spicywatermelon32 3 года назад +35

      @@bobbywalter9062 that's an EMU!

    • @speed7492
      @speed7492 3 года назад

      *ASAPSCIENCE* is my inspiration!!!
      Please help me! My mom said If I reach 18k
      comments in the song here featured in this channel.
      She will buy me an airpods
      I hope you can help me to achieve it. I'm begging you guys!!!! ..

    • @dexis9412
      @dexis9412 3 года назад +13

      “Behold, a man!”

  • @buzzybugs475
    @buzzybugs475 2 года назад +663

    How to be the perfect human: become a mixture of every Australian thing

    • @Iemonic
      @Iemonic 2 года назад +7

      swans = austrailian?

    • @dumbpablo5755
      @dumbpablo5755 2 года назад +44

      @@Iemonic not with that attitude smh

    • @Iemonic
      @Iemonic 2 года назад +4

      @@dumbpablo5755 hmmm

    • @buzzybugs475
      @buzzybugs475 2 года назад +2

      Yo, 2 hundred likes? Ty

    • @jessemaupin2558
      @jessemaupin2558 2 года назад +3

      @@Iemonic yes we have swans Western Australias animal emblem is the black swan

  • @DulcetCatharsis
    @DulcetCatharsis 3 года назад +2935

    Now I want to commission an artist to draw this realistically lol

  • @Purpelspy
    @Purpelspy 3 года назад +1209

    i wonder what the standards of beauty will be in the “fully evolved humans” community

    • @shadowcween7890
      @shadowcween7890 3 года назад +86

      standards of beauty are based on picking a healthy person, but if they have any technology at all, then the only beauty standards needed would be of personality

    • @dreamdesk7258
      @dreamdesk7258 3 года назад +62

      @@shadowcween7890 tell that to society buddy

    • @kiara2124
      @kiara2124 3 года назад +5

      @@dreamdesk7258 lol

    • @sivellaxd5308
      @sivellaxd5308 3 года назад +57

      Omg like her ears are sooo not perky like we like those ears like a young curious pup hun you look old xDDD
      Just immage the nitpicks xDD

    • @humanbeing5546
      @humanbeing5546 3 года назад +10

      Oh wow that'd be super interesting!!

  • @MicMuted
    @MicMuted 3 года назад +2717

    Reject humanity, become *ostrich*

  • @codytrim5402
    @codytrim5402 2 года назад +129

    The fact that the human body can recognize it’s weaknesses and fix them is possibly the most insane thing evolution has produced.

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 Год назад +8

      Yeah, intelligence breaks evolution. Intelligence allows species to be the weakest most pathetic thing to exist, and it doesn't matter because they have the intelligence to just work around it.

    • @crimsonmatter
      @crimsonmatter Год назад

      ​@@aguyontheinternet8436purrrr

    • @kujojotarostandoceanman2641
      @kujojotarostandoceanman2641 11 месяцев назад

      I have observed the weakness of my flesh

  • @laowhy86
    @laowhy86 3 года назад +2061

    I always thought that Greg model thing was abstract nightmare fuel art. Turns out he’s the perfect human... gee willikers. Awesome video.

    • @naingchanmyae
      @naingchanmyae 3 года назад +18

      Future Chinese super soldiers

    • @taenimin
      @taenimin 2 года назад +3

      hello dude who used to live in china

    • @greatmusicmaster7946
      @greatmusicmaster7946 2 года назад +1

      @vipertxt guess I'm not the only whovian in the comments

    • @EddieUnderune
      @EddieUnderune 2 года назад

      Hmm, Greg the perfect nightmare.

    • @Error0101
      @Error0101 2 года назад +2

      For future reference: Abstract Art is something that's broken down into it's components and may not look like the initial thing, but is still representative of it.
      It differs from non-representational art which doesn't seek to represent anything, yet might still be making some kind of statement.

  • @crono_digger
    @crono_digger 3 года назад +1641

    The perfectly evolved human is he who deletes his twitter account.

  • @unknown1859
    @unknown1859 3 года назад +1554

    Not sure about the ostrich feet. Imagine buying a shoes.

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 года назад +635

      My new Nike Ostrich2100

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 года назад +60

      @@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

    • @zeriph6054
      @zeriph6054 3 года назад +192

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 cause they can and there both doing great

    • @mirandapanda5439
      @mirandapanda5439 3 года назад +6

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 🤣🤣

    • @Auraa10
      @Auraa10 3 года назад +97

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 because “gae” is ok

  • @TheHeart_Autistic
    @TheHeart_Autistic 2 года назад +250

    Cat ears are actually a more viable option than dog ones, because cat ears have roughly all of the same benefits as dog ones, except being able to hear 45-64,000 hz.

    • @inkink9524
      @inkink9524 2 года назад +34

      Also can move backwards :0
      i love when my cat's ears move backwards
      Edit : my cat was kidnapped..
      This comment sure aged well

    • @TheHeart_Autistic
      @TheHeart_Autistic 2 года назад +3

      @@inkink9524 Id send you a pic of my cat but I cant on here

    • @ronidutta
      @ronidutta 2 года назад +1

      Nyaaaa

    • @Doki_LP
      @Doki_LP 2 года назад +1

      @@ronidutta Nyani!!!

    • @TheOnlyPedroGameplays
      @TheOnlyPedroGameplays 2 года назад +6

      Ah yes, cat people

  • @Chan-wk5id
    @Chan-wk5id 3 года назад +856

    The perfect body would be that of a shapeshifter's!

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      @GemelierMusicOficial 3 года назад +1

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    • @gaanadelrey
      @gaanadelrey 3 года назад +14

      Girll that's genius👑

    • @mediumwave3216
      @mediumwave3216 3 года назад +52

      Absolutely, a body (and perhaps a mind) that can adapt to any environment/situation as needed.

    • @Mr_Rain_Forest
      @Mr_Rain_Forest 3 года назад +3

      Jellyman

    • @veryconfused9768
      @veryconfused9768 3 года назад +9

      I thought it was gonna be some anime character with bird like feature.

  • @k.s.9793
    @k.s.9793 3 года назад +445

    That literally looks like the child of a human and a furby

  • @colonelkush
    @colonelkush 3 года назад +867

    I reject this “perfectly evolved” abomination. I WANT TO GO BACK TO *MONKE*

  • @bedrock30_
    @bedrock30_ 2 года назад +28

    I can agree 110% with the statement that our feet are horribly designed. I’ve got really bad tailor’s bunions on both my feet, and it’s so unbelievably painful to stand, walk, wear shoes, etc.
    And we can’t forget about the fact that we require arch support to keep our feet from becoming totally flat!

  • @lancetheking7524
    @lancetheking7524 3 года назад +373

    imagine the entire human race turning into a mix of batman and tony stark

    • @TheFerretofEarth
      @TheFerretofEarth 3 года назад +15

      The devs set the limit to 10 million because too many people wanted to be batman

    • @britishrocklovingyank3491
      @britishrocklovingyank3491 3 года назад +4

      Billionares who kill innocent people? Already have those.

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      @GemelierMusicOficial 3 года назад

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    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 2 года назад +2

      @@britishrocklovingyank3491 Both of them?

  • @theatoft7650
    @theatoft7650 3 года назад +769

    Greg: "Would you reproduce with that?"
    Mitch: "I've done worse."
    Greg: *offended, looks back and forth between Mitch and the camera*

    • @Sanjana_green
      @Sanjana_green 2 года назад +3

      Sus

    • @theyloveyoumax
      @theyloveyoumax 2 года назад +7

      Also notice how he started blushing and turning red 😂

    • @Sanjana_green
      @Sanjana_green 2 года назад +3

      Guyssssss did you know that they are actually dating?! I knew it recently

    • @alexskywalker5478
      @alexskywalker5478 2 года назад +2

      @@Sanjana_green that's so cute!

    • @Sanjana_green
      @Sanjana_green 2 года назад

      @@alexskywalker5478 ikr 😍

  • @anirudhponraj7159
    @anirudhponraj7159 3 года назад +232

    What I thought when I saw the thumbnail: It's not a human it's an underwater elf!

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 года назад +94

      as ocean levels increase ... WHO KNOWS!

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 года назад +4

      @@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

    • @zeriph6054
      @zeriph6054 3 года назад +17

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 again cause they can

    • @cdy9956
      @cdy9956 3 года назад

      Nah

    • @ameliagoesontour
      @ameliagoesontour 3 года назад +5

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 Why do you care?

  • @wannabewyvern
    @wannabewyvern 2 года назад +42

    Those ostrich “ankles” aren’t actually ankles! Birds walk with their ankles raised high above the ground, and they are mistaken for backwards knees.

    • @Wayrail
      @Wayrail 2 года назад +1

      It’s called the digitigrade leg, a lot of animals have it, mammals too but not primates, who have plantigrade legs

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 Год назад

      @@Wayrail and kangaroos

  • @ireallyhatemakingupnamesfo1758
    @ireallyhatemakingupnamesfo1758 3 года назад +225

    You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

  • @heyteecee3190
    @heyteecee3190 3 года назад +277

    I choked when you mentioned a sore throat.
    Let's get rid of our necks.

    • @savvivixen8490
      @savvivixen8490 3 года назад

      Funny you mention that-

    • @NonDelusional74611
      @NonDelusional74611 3 года назад

      Would you believe the solution is as simple as not eating dead animals

    • @vesper7750
      @vesper7750 3 года назад +1

      @watch Earthlings documentary be an activist this is revolting and disgusting, please mind where you comment about these kinds of things. (coming from a vegan)

    • @datgirlangel6345
      @datgirlangel6345 14 дней назад

      @@NonDelusional74611hi ik it’s been 3 years but can you explain please …just curious 😅

  • @icantthinkofacreativeusern8670
    @icantthinkofacreativeusern8670 3 года назад +270

    How do you forget the sinuses, the worst part of Humans

    • @sharlharmakhis280
      @sharlharmakhis280 3 года назад +21

      urgh SAME I swear mine are both sentient and *evil*

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic 3 года назад +6

      Yeah it’s a mess up in there!

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl 3 года назад

      This is so true, it hurts. Like, literally hurts... my sinuses are so bad, my ENT doc wants to do surgery! 😫

    • @EmiTheGreat
      @EmiTheGreat 3 года назад

      Get rid of them.

    • @AtaraxianWist
      @AtaraxianWist 3 года назад +1

      Like to abolish sinuses! It's a flawed and harmful system!

  • @Luredreier
    @Luredreier 3 года назад +22

    11:43
    Given that there's even some evidence of a pain reaction in plants and definitively in all the animals you mentioned...
    Basically *pain* is sensed even by single cell organisms, although the exact *way* said pain is experienced may differ.
    But since we're not able to experience the pain of other beings we can't really prove or disprove their pain *experience*.
    (There was a time when people thought black people didn't experience pain, now we know better, but this tendency to underestimate anything different is innate in us)

  • @michaelleiner9004
    @michaelleiner9004 3 года назад +720

    I’m trying to find a senior quote...
    “Smish, smash, kill the dog.”

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 года назад +103

      Hopefully you’ll look back on it fondly hahaha

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 года назад +1

      @@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 года назад +1

      @watch Earthlings documentary be an activist Why are you gae?

    • @joeyy4529
      @joeyy4529 3 года назад +5

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 cause they can be and why are you straight

    • @dreat6578
      @dreat6578 3 года назад +1

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 why do you like unicorn?

  • @girlgamer5044
    @girlgamer5044 3 года назад +146

    We can’t go with the Octopus’s eyes if they’re light sensitive right? Ohhhh, imagine when the sun hits your eyes!! Evolved human: 🔥👄🔥

    • @BlessedToBeSaved333
      @BlessedToBeSaved333 3 года назад +7

      I was thinking owl!

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      @GemelierMusicOficial 3 года назад

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    • @th3radlad_727
      @th3radlad_727 2 года назад +1

      Just flip our receptors so they’re *not* facing backwards, bam cephalopod 20 20 vision

    • @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T
      @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T 2 года назад

      LmFAO

  • @Madison-rl2jd
    @Madison-rl2jd 3 года назад +722

    “Would you reproduce with that?” ABSOLUTELY NOT LMAO

    • @ZENMASTERME1
      @ZENMASTERME1 3 года назад +28

      @0:27 🤮

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 года назад +222

      STILL NOT SURE IF IT CAN REPRODUCE

    • @Madison-rl2jd
      @Madison-rl2jd 3 года назад +25

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    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 года назад +6

      @@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

    • @codekillerz5392
      @codekillerz5392 3 года назад +5

      @@AsapSCIENCE I swear to god you guys made a video on this YEARS ago

  • @xtremefps_
    @xtremefps_ 3 года назад +4

    This is what peak performance looks like. You don't have to like it but you've got to respect it.

  • @Virxls
    @Virxls 3 года назад +54

    When i was a child, i got forced to take ballet classes, but my parents found out that my feet is very stretchable and strong, i could stand up with my toes flipped to the other side and i could grab a pen with my toes, I’m very glad about what they’ve done now 🙂

  • @SomePersonInTheWorld
    @SomePersonInTheWorld 3 года назад +455

    "This is a perfectly evolved human."
    Oh, that sounds co- **screams** uh, ahem, I mean, wow! That looks... Interesting. Haha....

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      @GemelierMusicOficial 3 года назад

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    • @slurpsyoubigandround373
      @slurpsyoubigandround373 3 года назад +5

      Sry I’m late but I haven’t slept at all and ur comment made my day lol.

  • @ep3798
    @ep3798 3 года назад +826

    “We’ve decided on no neck at all. I know, everyone’s worst fear”
    Big Ed: am I a joke to you?

  • @Spin818
    @Spin818 2 года назад +13

    How to become ultimate being step 1: get a weird stone mask that stabs the wearer when blood is on it and has a hole in the forehead area. Step 2: get a giant red stone and slot it in the forehead hole of the mask. Step 3: look at sun. Step 4: profit
    Giant jojo reference mess this was

  • @Vainoharhainen1
    @Vainoharhainen1 3 года назад +382

    "We've been breaking our ankles for millions of years"
    Sangwoo: Gotta keep the tradition going

    • @GemelierMusicOficial
      @GemelierMusicOficial 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-AMHMPoxDsY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/AfSpqoYVj5o/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/yIY8D9ZW5Qg/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/R2BDrKEtruY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/LRxdmXx6Lyo/видео.html

    • @gnostic423
      @gnostic423 3 года назад +2

      True

    • @geoffandreinunez5132
      @geoffandreinunez5132 2 года назад +2

      @@AzureKnightz Explain. Why did yyou make us like this?

    • @movedaccountscyayalls7119
      @movedaccountscyayalls7119 2 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @ilikemilk7833
      @ilikemilk7833 2 года назад +2

      Damn Yoonbum really can't take a break

  • @medeajerdana
    @medeajerdana 3 года назад +1975

    "I know some Straight Men in the comments are like..."
    Me, a lesbian woman:

    • @Brrrrdmn
      @Brrrrdmn 3 года назад +210

      You like women, you're basically a straight man. Welcome to the club, we bought cookies because we can't bake :)
      Edit: This is a dumb comment, I want to say sorry for it. I'm not deleting it, that would feel like I'm not taking a stand on my stupidity.

    • @1a2b3c4d_
      @1a2b3c4d_ 3 года назад +13

      I’m with you :/

    • @1a2b3c4d_
      @1a2b3c4d_ 3 года назад +17

      @@Brrrrdmn *sigh*

    • @psiloveu143
      @psiloveu143 3 года назад +91

      me a bisexual: 👁️👄👁️

    • @littlemissbump100
      @littlemissbump100 3 года назад +68

      @@Brrrrdmn ahh yes since I like females my gender will change.
      Ps: sexuality isn't linked to gender identities

  • @emi_not_emmy
    @emi_not_emmy 3 года назад +391

    The way that this video has taught me more abt evolution and human anatomy than school ever has

  • @puyantanha5746
    @puyantanha5746 2 года назад +8

    the human body is near perfect for what it's meant to do. We stand on two legs, can grab with out thumbs, can throw further than any other animal, can sweat and have omnivores teeth. That is all that's humans really need and the rest of Evolution was spent into developing the brain

    • @redpanda6497
      @redpanda6497 2 года назад +1

      Sweating is mostly a curse.

    • @puyantanha5746
      @puyantanha5746 2 года назад +3

      @@redpanda6497 huh? Sweating gives us one of the highest stamina of any animal out there. Most other animals have to stop moving to rest but due to sweat we can regenerate Energy and power while moving. That was a giant part of hunting strategies back then. Other animals were faster than humans and escaped but humans just kept going and going for hours and hours. At some point the other animal had no stamina left and also couldn't defend itself really well since they were attacked on long range with spears being thrown. There is nothing more important for the survival of humans than sweating

  • @sogsufabs8564
    @sogsufabs8564 3 года назад +138

    So, if we mate with an ostrich, we would have a perfect offspring, if possible

    • @TheRealJetJaguar
      @TheRealJetJaguar 3 года назад +71

      Anyway, that's how i got banned from the zoo

    • @thecristal4312
      @thecristal4312 3 года назад +6

      If we're able to insert the genes responsible for those legs in an ostrich into our own DNA, then yeah, it's possible

    • @venomenace
      @venomenace 3 года назад +4

      Offstrich? Ostring? Idk 🤷‍♂️..

    • @desu38
      @desu38 3 года назад +5

      Don't get any ideas.

    • @herauthon
      @herauthon 3 года назад +1

      we be carried around as huge eggs.. and other ostrimen look and babble at it.. in praise..

  • @kiritugeorge4684
    @kiritugeorge4684 3 года назад +257

    I mean, there are stories I have heard of people with ostrich feet as an extremely rare condition here in Southern Africa. So evolution might not be done with us yet😅
    Edit: I googled it and its a tiny people group called the VaDoma in Zimbabwe...the scientific condition of having ostrich feet called ectrodactyly.

    • @veryconfused9768
      @veryconfused9768 3 года назад +1

      Ohh

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman 3 года назад +22

      I remember that. It's not the same - those people can't walk with it, but you're right! Maybe it's a sign we shouldn't do that?

  • @joncarter33
    @joncarter33 3 года назад +275

    I've started to enjoy these videos more now that they're showing more of their character in them. I subscribed for the science, I stayed for the humor. They seem hilarious.

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 года назад +97

      WE BLUSH!!!

    • @recluseren
      @recluseren 3 года назад +29

      yessss I always wondered what they looked like when it was just voices and whiteboard, now it feels like my smart friends are teaching me instead of a teacher lol

    • @AyaCedric
      @AyaCedric 3 года назад +5

      unfortunately.. it had the opposite effect on me.. I love their old videos when it's just straight to the point with all the beautiful drawings.. not a fan of them now.. (maybe because I'm a homophobe? idk).. just not a fan of them now.. sorry.. hopefully, I'm the only one who felt this.. I unsubscribed, but still wish you guys good luck in the future.. (I may be homophobe, but I'm not a monster who would just lash out in the comments and spreading hate lol)

    • @recluseren
      @recluseren 3 года назад +9

      @@AyaCedric oh, well thanks for not being overtly cruel about it. as a bi woman I can try to answer questions if you want to understand something specific, it seems you're heading towards a non-homophobic mindset already

    • @AyaCedric
      @AyaCedric 3 года назад +3

      @@recluseren awwee.. it's alright.. I'll try to manage this on my own.. thank you for being kind though..

  • @Wilfoe
    @Wilfoe Год назад +4

    I typically don't do well with biology, but this video was fascinating!

  • @namukolosiyumbwa3323
    @namukolosiyumbwa3323 3 года назад +451

    Me as a straight woman:
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO BREASTS???

    • @merciefrink1299
      @merciefrink1299 3 года назад +101

      Same, but no breasts=no bra=less back pain

    • @Itsyovice
      @Itsyovice 3 года назад +15

      @@merciefrink1299 well bras just limit back pain

    • @MissLilyputt
      @MissLilyputt 3 года назад +40

      @@Itsyovice back pain would be lessened by not having breasts but you can wear a corset or back brace that is much better at reducing back pain than wearing a bra

    • @Itsyovice
      @Itsyovice 3 года назад +6

      @@MissLilyputt ye

    • @captaincorundum9788
      @captaincorundum9788 3 года назад +6

      @@MissLilyputt But have you seen what a corset does to the body?

  • @zw9601
    @zw9601 3 года назад +287

    “As for our testes they hang outside exposed to trauma”
    Every guy: *I felt that*

    • @adeshpoz
      @adeshpoz 3 года назад +12

      The perfectly evolved human is the one in your profile pic lol.

    • @Alexoperplexo
      @Alexoperplexo 3 года назад +4

      @@adeshpoz so me?

    • @25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4
      @25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 3 года назад +2

      suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals.
      According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other.
      Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on
      Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism
      To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on RUclips
      "...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist🥰

    • @zw9601
      @zw9601 3 года назад +1

      @@adeshpoz yes

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 года назад

      Why are you gae?
      Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

  • @AAAAnca
    @AAAAnca 3 года назад +135

    "Would you reproduce with that?"
    wouldn't the evolutionary process also affect our preferences tho?

    • @fennet.7751
      @fennet.7751 3 года назад +18

      If you look the same than that's the norm.

  • @inkfernado9114
    @inkfernado9114 2 года назад +5

    These guys: “here’s the perfectly evolved human!”
    Also them: *shows the demon that watches me at night when I’m walking home at 3AM*

  • @opboxs
    @opboxs 3 года назад +524

    Until woman's bodies can just absorb their periods, we're not evolved enough....(goes to buy tampons...)

    • @ayushmaan8423
      @ayushmaan8423 3 года назад +21

      I wish we were doing oestrous cycle rather 😢

    • @JoseRamos-hp2vg
      @JoseRamos-hp2vg 3 года назад +42

      @God nerfed me disgusting

    • @russtralia6428
      @russtralia6428 3 года назад +23

      IKR?? No other animal has periods but apparently humans need em

    • @asude1
      @asude1 3 года назад +4

      @God nerfed me Yeah 😂

    • @russtralia6428
      @russtralia6428 3 года назад +6

      @God nerfed me I’m not but that’s very understandable

  • @DyslexicMitochondria
    @DyslexicMitochondria 3 года назад +178

    You guys have taught me more about Science than any teacher ever could. You even inspired me for my own channel. Thank you so much!

    • @tomhappening
      @tomhappening 3 года назад +1

      Saaaame

    • @epicstuff7522
      @epicstuff7522 3 года назад +1

      Love them

    • @25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4
      @25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 3 года назад

      suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals.
      According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other.
      Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on
      Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism
      To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on RUclips
      "...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist😘

    • @longestcategg7097
      @longestcategg7097 3 года назад

      @@25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 shuuuuushhh

  • @downsidebrian
    @downsidebrian 3 года назад +64

    As a person with auditory processing disorder, the thought of being able to move my ears that much is terrifying. Like, imagine that every time a new sound shows up, your entire sense of hearing goes into a microsecond echo that you can't actually perceive as anything except pain and static. That's what it would be like for me.

    • @mildredmelusine6970
      @mildredmelusine6970 3 года назад +2

      Well maybe we could point our ears away and muffle the sound? Or have the ability to close them?

    • @saimalishahid1406
      @saimalishahid1406 3 года назад

      Damn good point

    • @downsidebrian
      @downsidebrian 3 года назад +1

      @@THEsalmonator_ APD doesn't work like that. The signal from each ear is delayed slightly, and your brain naturally compensates for that. With APD, it doesn't compensate so easily, so when the delay changes, such as when a new sound appears, or if my head shifts in just the wrong way, the sound fuzzes out for a bit. I can generally tune stuff out, but if my ears were on a swivel like that, moving them would be instinctive, so I would experience that problem all the time.

  • @kiddketathereal
    @kiddketathereal 2 года назад +2

    guys i really love you
    please never stop making science fun 😭

  • @samwamm85
    @samwamm85 3 года назад +152

    human feet and ankles are better at turning on the spot.
    also human knees allow that kind of movement to be stable simply because they don't actually flex sideways.
    a pouch in humans would make it pretty darn difficult to move around since it's blocking the muscle structure needed to turn the waist.
    unless you're planning to walk around with your legs spread like tree dwellers or hop everywhere like a kangaroo.
    lungs that cycle air would stop humans being able to hold their breath for too long.
    better hope you don't have to go underwater at some point, for example a car crash in a body of water.
    directional ears may be better for focusing on sound at a certain point but it makes them worse at hearing sounds around you.
    good luck trying to get your friend's attention when they are turned the other way.
    having the extra cushion vessels in the ribs certainly helps in a car crash but it would be a breeding ground for viruses that would infect the lungs.
    be prepared to get flu often and probably die from pneumonia when you get older.
    -
    humans are actually pretty well adapted for most things.
    in fact the entire primate family is a good example of the pinnacle of evolution.
    people often think it's the human race's intelligence alone that gave them that ability.
    sorry to disappoint but humans are by far not the smartest creatures on the planet.
    what they are however is the best combination of advantageous traits available.
    that's why they're so successful and dominated the planet.

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 2 года назад +28

      You do realise swans hold their breath. Its kinda practical when they... you know... dive underwater to get food or to clean themselves...

    • @potaton1342
      @potaton1342 2 года назад +2

      I was thinking there thinking was wrong because we would have gone towards that direction if we needed it

    • @SusRing
      @SusRing 2 года назад +5

      The big reason we're so successful is more due to our cooperativity rather than intelect

    • @theramfam4353
      @theramfam4353 2 года назад +3

      We are the smartest animals on the plant though?

    • @SusRing
      @SusRing 2 года назад +2

      @@theramfam4353 we're just too lazy to use our full brain power, if we did, we'd probably trounce even the best of supercomputers

  • @31-mohammedshafeehe47
    @31-mohammedshafeehe47 3 года назад +58

    Interesting to watch. But in reality, we can never understand the structural & functional wisdom behind these body parts until we loss it, right?

  • @sirauron14
    @sirauron14 3 года назад +72

    Humans are supposed to evolve into Blaziken

    • @dogerswag
      @dogerswag 3 года назад

      @watch Earthlings documentary be an activist ok

    • @bigsmokecat3566
      @bigsmokecat3566 3 года назад +1

      @watch Earthlings documentary be an activist dude this is a youtube channel

    • @cJ44588
      @cJ44588 3 года назад

      @watch Earthlings documentary be an activist 👅🐤🥩🐮🍖🐖🥓🐔🍗

  • @loosefabric6134
    @loosefabric6134 3 года назад +2

    I like how this channel has so much more personality than last time I saw a video

  • @splendedpencils825
    @splendedpencils825 3 года назад +91

    Asap: we will remove balls
    Every male: YES hot days are no longer a threat!

    • @ernestochang1744
      @ernestochang1744 3 года назад +7

      Or a soccer ball at 15 mph

    • @cowdogin
      @cowdogin 3 года назад +1

      @@ernestochang1744 even worse: a baseball

    • @unknownwarriorprescoknight8586
      @unknownwarriorprescoknight8586 2 года назад +1

      Or hockey puck

    • @grandheadass9476
      @grandheadass9476 2 года назад

      Tucking the balls would kill your spem

    • @voidboi2831
      @voidboi2831 2 года назад

      @@grandheadass9476 what about animals that already tuck it in? How would it even kill them, even if that was correct?

  • @zw9601
    @zw9601 3 года назад +187

    “We’ve decided on no neck at all”
    No neck Ed: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @soapydragon5741
      @soapydragon5741 3 года назад +2

      Hilarious

    • @25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4
      @25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 3 года назад +1

      suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals.
      According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other.
      Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on
      Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism
      To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on RUclips
      "...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist🌽🌱🥰

    • @article580
      @article580 3 года назад

      Kinda what I was thinking

  • @mindoftutorials
    @mindoftutorials 3 года назад +30

    Removing the lower ribs is a good idea normally it hurts if i wanna ..

    • @GemelierMusicOficial
      @GemelierMusicOficial 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-AMHMPoxDsY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/AfSpqoYVj5o/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/yIY8D9ZW5Qg/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/R2BDrKEtruY/видео.html
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  • @blitszina2570
    @blitszina2570 2 года назад +7

    Me an enby who doesn't want breasts, kinda wants kids but absolutely dreads the idea if what pregnancy is like at the moment: I see this as an absolute win

    • @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506
      @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506 2 года назад +1

      You wouldn’t be able to turn or wear proper shirts. IG if we had pouches then women wouldn’t have to deal with period or childbirth but they would still be uncomfortable

  • @Tenshinu1
    @Tenshinu1 3 года назад +20

    We have actually been covering some of this stuff at uni, I have a few concerns. Wouldn't having lose knee caps be like having patella luxation? Which would inhibit normal walking. Another thing I'd like to mention is that in a study looking into testes in 2010 they theorised that animals developed external testes when they began running, leaping and jumping.
    And while removing the neck would help prevent neck injuries from driving, I think we'd be getting in a lot more accidents without a neck as we can't look around us anymore.
    Sorry I'm probably taking this far too serious xD but it's extremely fascinating and it corresponds well with my course.

  • @lhl2500
    @lhl2500 3 года назад +56

    "no animal is perfectly evolved..."
    *laughs in Great White Shark*

    • @CheesyNoodle134
      @CheesyNoodle134 3 года назад +14

      *laughs in great white shark with lungs*
      Human: cries in food

    • @randomguynolonger727yearsa9
      @randomguynolonger727yearsa9 3 года назад +6

      Humans 100 years later:
      Human: *Laughs in pollution*

    • @lcdream4213
      @lcdream4213 3 года назад +4

      @@CheesyNoodle134 *laughs with great white shark with wings*

    • @Rudxain
      @Rudxain 3 года назад +6

      Forgot crocodile, literally immortal, fast and strong

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 3 года назад +1

      naw man, it's the cuttlefish

  • @edouardrenaud5517
    @edouardrenaud5517 3 года назад +21

    •you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like•

  • @katillack
    @katillack 2 года назад +3

    You guys are awesome. Thank you for sharing, I’m halfway through this video and I am so positively grateful to be smiling while learning. You are saving history and anatomy and basically all forms of learning!!
    Happy to have stumbled into this channel a while back.
    Kat

  • @Kazini_
    @Kazini_ 3 года назад +99

    The pouch system is good, but it would have some issues after birth and keeping the baby, as guts must recover, and infections can be a huge risk. The no-neck is a terrible idea, we could reinforce it instead! We need the neck to stabilize the brain against impacts like the ones you guys describe, and for or mobility and perception. As for the rest, I think you guys missed on so much that we could've improved on the internal organs! If you're gonna remove breasts for the sake of efficiency, we could also just remove gender altogether, too, and make it so every individual is biologically compatible with the other, add another heart, a better digestive system, change the skeletal structure, the center of gravity, extra ligaments and tendons, etc.
    Personally, I would enjoy an extra pair of secondary limbs, perhaps prehensile, near the upper side of the hips, coupled with a greater height. We should also keep a small backup heart/lung hybrid in the head and an extra set of valves for longer survival time in the case of an accident.

  • @bleachboy2269
    @bleachboy2269 3 года назад +34

    Steps for being a perfectly evolved human being: stone of aja+stone mask+pillar men theme

    • @GemelierMusicOficial
      @GemelierMusicOficial 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-AMHMPoxDsY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/AfSpqoYVj5o/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/yIY8D9ZW5Qg/видео.html
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    • @aeaeeaoiauea
      @aeaeeaoiauea 2 года назад

      AYAYAYAYA

    • @scarymonstaz1413
      @scarymonstaz1413 2 года назад +1

      chef kiss jojo reference

  • @hotfishdev
    @hotfishdev 3 года назад +46

    I was with you until “remove consciousness”. That’s, like, the best thing we’ve got going for us. We can use it to adapt our environment to our needs, and to organize into extremely complex societies regardless of what body plan we have. All other body modifications are pointless if we get rid of that because we wouldn’t actually utilize them for anything more then basic survival or very simple social interaction.

    • @theyloveyoumax
      @theyloveyoumax 2 года назад +2

      Very true I also thought it was dumb except for the ears, for the ears we would definitely need a very pathetic conscience if we want to have cat or dog hearing because literally everything would make us jump or react out of fear and we would either be extremely paranoid 24/7 and lead to a lot of deaths by brain damage and things of that nature, or we’d simply just evolve to not have them again 💀

    • @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T
      @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T 2 года назад

      Besides we need robots 2 gain it as well

    • @Thom35UO
      @Thom35UO 2 года назад +3

      Consciousness is both the best and worst thing about humans

    • @lenax9798
      @lenax9798 2 года назад +2

      One would argue that consciousness and awareness is what makes us human. Not many animals have that. Most cats and dogs don't have the consciousness to realize that the animal in the mirror are them. We humans do.

    • @Chaoscelus
      @Chaoscelus 2 года назад

      @@lenax9798 so I guess stupid people aren't humans

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 2 года назад +2

    minor side note i’m surprised you didn’t address
    separate respiration from the digestive tract. Choking is too easy

  • @krishnvm1027
    @krishnvm1027 3 года назад +20

    They forgot to cover the important topic~ Digestive system. We could have improved to digest cellulose and other fibres, also improve our production of lactase enzyme and also many more.

    • @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482
      @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 3 года назад +3

      We would shit so much though.

    • @GemelierMusicOficial
      @GemelierMusicOficial 3 года назад

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    • @iguana6746
      @iguana6746 3 года назад +2

      @@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 improve the stomach to digest everything a lot more thoroughly so that we pee everything out and dont poop anymore. having the stomach acids be so strong that we only pee an odorless transparent liquid

  • @rockinstrawberries
    @rockinstrawberries 3 года назад +45

    “Perfectly” evolved feet probably can’t do most of the sports/dances to the degree they’re done

    • @fredweasley6710
      @fredweasley6710 3 года назад +2

      Rip that ballerina ayyyy

    • @user-gt3dj9et5d
      @user-gt3dj9et5d 3 года назад +1

      Well they did make it for functionality, so things like that might not be the best thing to be considering

  • @sajjeel123
    @sajjeel123 3 года назад +79

    The perfectly evolved human is actually a pigeon

    • @TheFerretofEarth
      @TheFerretofEarth 3 года назад +4

      The more scientific name is the stereotypical american

    • @GemelierMusicOficial
      @GemelierMusicOficial 3 года назад

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  • @ariazer6669
    @ariazer6669 3 года назад +52

    Thank God there's no perfection-I couldn't even imagine humans evolving like this 😂

    • @emperoremyhriv4968
      @emperoremyhriv4968 3 года назад +8

      More like Thank God that he already created us in the perfect form .

    • @gloria4567
      @gloria4567 3 года назад

      Hallelujah yeshua

    • @phantomwarrior8686
      @phantomwarrior8686 2 года назад +6

      But our body is actually terrible. Weak, slow, susceptible to disease, easily breakable or killed, with useless or even bad parts like br3asts, thyroid, appendix, feet, etc
      So yeah, we have pretty bad bodies.

    • @gloria4567
      @gloria4567 2 года назад +1

      @@phantomwarrior8686 It's like no one cares where they put their genitals and then act surprised they aren't perfect. Yall blend the portal of life with literal garbage

    • @phantomwarrior8686
      @phantomwarrior8686 2 года назад +1

      @@gloria4567 our evolution is only mental. That's what made us alive. If we weren't a smart species we would go extinct in 10 years with this body.

  • @Mariankalanzi
    @Mariankalanzi 3 года назад +19

    i love how far these guys have come Im so happy there is a channel like thiss :)

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 года назад +7

      aw, we honestly appreciate it! We've almost been doing this for 10 FRICKIN' YEARS WE GOTTA CHANGE IT UP! LOL

    • @GBgrenade
      @GBgrenade 3 года назад +2

      @@AsapSCIENCE honestly this channel was way better before. content was straight to the point without these, personally, lame "pride" type jokes.

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 года назад

      @@GBgrenade Why are you gae?

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 года назад

      @@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

    • @tjug0f3m
      @tjug0f3m 3 года назад +2

      @@GBgrenade I liked it better before too, when it was less personal and more objective... But they both seem happier lately about being public with their lives, so I can't hate... I do wish it was less personal/cheesy and more scientific like it was before... Guess they're trying to reach a younger audience?

  • @GGTaino
    @GGTaino 3 года назад +146

    God: “taking notes for the next DLC”

    • @tyvernoverlord5363
      @tyvernoverlord5363 3 года назад +13

      After he prepares the next mass extinction

    • @davidwallace7543
      @davidwallace7543 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @abhinaravind2017
      @abhinaravind2017 3 года назад +3

      Literally watching a science channel and here he goes with god bullshit

    • @tyvernoverlord5363
      @tyvernoverlord5363 3 года назад +7

      @@abhinaravind2017...Are jokes no longer allowed in this miserable excuse of a pathetically unlivable world anymore?
      I’m spiritual and very not so religious these days(I haven’t stepped foot inside a church since 2010), but I can recognize as well after growing up from the 2012-2015 era of Christian/Jewish/Islam vs Atheism/Skeptic fight on RUclips that attacking someone’s beliefs 24/7/365 doesn’t get you the results you wish for.

    • @ElectricChaplain
      @ElectricChaplain 3 года назад +2

      @@abhinaravind2017 But you brought up the argument tho... Chill bro it's ok.

  • @RVND0M060
    @RVND0M060 3 года назад +1

    I love AsapScience. honestly genius.

  • @Life.Be.001
    @Life.Be.001 3 года назад +58

    Mitch: I go blind in one eye then get migraines and vomit for seven hours 👁👄👁

  • @veraspiridonova2490
    @veraspiridonova2490 3 года назад +35

    Damn, Im so amazed about the fact that humans already know this much information about other animals. I mean like, how did they found out about the octopuses eyes? How do they research that?
    Thank you so much for putting the effort in this video! Great information and funny

  • @leighamarie07
    @leighamarie07 3 года назад +46

    This has been terrifying.

  • @nebulouskatbanter9055
    @nebulouskatbanter9055 2 года назад +3

    I think I remember something about owls having one ear slightly higher than the other, and this trait enabling them to be able to gage how high or low a sound came from in addition to what direction. That seems pretty cool and like something worth including.

  • @elmacho2789
    @elmacho2789 3 года назад +45

    imagine a harpoon stuck in your gut for a hundred years...

    • @tyvernoverlord5363
      @tyvernoverlord5363 3 года назад +3

      Probably hurts a heck of a lot

    • @eartheclipse8
      @eartheclipse8 3 года назад +2

      Well if it didn't die after a while it probably wouldn't hurt anymore... like a badass awful-looking piercing

  • @xXjules13Xx
    @xXjules13Xx 3 года назад +78

    “Smish! Smash! Just killed a dog.” Lmfao this caught me so off guard i snorted

  • @numbers93
    @numbers93 3 года назад +14

    This reminds me of a game I used to play as a child. I make multiple options for each body part and have my friend pick a random number to determine their choice of each body part until we complete constructing our little Frankenstein's monster.

  • @knockoffclock
    @knockoffclock 3 года назад +3

    And with that , onto the lungs
    *proceeds to play one of the smoking ads that has a lung as a character *

  • @jacobsimara3418
    @jacobsimara3418 3 года назад +94

    "bUt wE NEed THe tIDdiES!"

    • @dontkillmeplz1015
      @dontkillmeplz1015 3 года назад +4

      😂

    • @beback_
      @beback_ 3 года назад +15

      But then your sexual preferences would also evolve to be attracted to whatever your fellow humans look like.

    • @jacobsimara3418
      @jacobsimara3418 3 года назад +4

      @@beback_ Good point

  • @GuiiBrazil
    @GuiiBrazil 3 года назад +10

    I feel like this video could be 30 minutes, and I would love every minute of it. Amazing in all ways, anyway.

  • @EzzyFrames
    @EzzyFrames 3 года назад +25

    God: you guys want every one to be perfectly evolved?
    Everyone: yes!
    Women: *have no boobs*
    Everyone: Take it back! Take it back!!

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman 3 года назад +1

      if you remove the female body parts, get rid of the male body parts too and we'll all look the same! Like a robot. Male body parts don't have to stick out.

  • @lunaii_
    @lunaii_ 2 года назад +2

    i feel like your taking for granted how amazing the human body is and how remarkable it is how we are the way we are. I don't get offended that often but this video really ticked me off

  • @monet1164
    @monet1164 3 года назад +81

    “The perfectly evolved human”
    Names many things that is wrong with our bodies already.
    On the side note I would want to see what someone would look like with these changes

    • @mikeyaboii8210
      @mikeyaboii8210 3 года назад +1

      11:47

    • @yucas997
      @yucas997 3 года назад +1

      Did you actually watch the video? 😅

    • @monet1164
      @monet1164 3 года назад +7

      @@yucas997 yes but I mean in real life as like a tester the whole 3D version

    • @diakounknown1225
      @diakounknown1225 3 года назад +2

      Cosplay!

    • @monet1164
      @monet1164 3 года назад

      @Dexhead hey don’t care, didn’t ask =)

  • @aNuVizion
    @aNuVizion 3 года назад +15

    Been watching both of you for years and I must say, I appreciate how much of your personal selves you have been presenting in your videos. You guys have always done that but it's on a whole nother level that is giving me lyfe!! Giving an even larger voice to the alphabet Mafia who are science geeks at ❤️!!!

  • @DyslexicMitochondria
    @DyslexicMitochondria 3 года назад +25

    A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "Get out! We don't serve parasites here!"
    The parasite replies, "Well, you're not a very good host!"

  • @audyo14
    @audyo14 Год назад +2

    Its so crazy that we are the only species who consciously knows any of this

    • @foppypoof5195
      @foppypoof5195 Год назад +2

      Wanna know something crazier? The brain is self aware of itself, and it also named itself because we *are* our brains. It was also the brain that said it was the most important organ, because the scientists that said that are their brains. ;)

    • @audyo14
      @audyo14 Год назад

      @@foppypoof5195 true. The world is run by brains

  • @obsc3n3skull
    @obsc3n3skull 3 года назад +50

    I came here expecting a picture of me

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 года назад +14

      AYYYYOH!!!!

    • @obsc3n3skull
      @obsc3n3skull 3 года назад +2

      @Electric Car Yes.

    • @drew48845
      @drew48845 3 года назад +3

      @Electric Car Well it's probably a joke, isn't it.

    • @obsc3n3skull
      @obsc3n3skull 3 года назад +1

      @Electric Car Nah... Just a little maybe.

  • @diogoguerreiro1483
    @diogoguerreiro1483 3 года назад +5

    I absolutely love the more comedic tone of this vid, cracked me several times. Props!

  • @wollowa
    @wollowa 3 года назад +5

    i must admit, this quickly became one of my favorite vids ever

  • @solrac9181
    @solrac9181 3 года назад +3

    The Human body is wonderfully designed and beautiful to look at. We take our healthy bodies for granted

  • @venkataking3755
    @venkataking3755 3 года назад +14

    I think humans actually had moving ears before evolution because some people can move their ears a little backward I don't know how to say the word but they can actually control their ears to move tiny bit backwards for some time.

  • @user-zu5um2vo4w
    @user-zu5um2vo4w 3 года назад +40

    Title: Video about what humans could evolve into
    Message of the video: Everyone is different and you are perfect the way you are🌈❤

  • @Gamingwithkit28
    @Gamingwithkit28 3 года назад +31

    This is smart as always

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 года назад +8

      we blush!

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 года назад

      @@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

    • @SummonerV
      @SummonerV 3 года назад +6

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 you got a problem with that?

    • @Gamingwithkit28
      @Gamingwithkit28 3 года назад

      Why is there a problem in the replies

    • @habibarady900
      @habibarady900 3 года назад

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 spell it right first..

  • @zachageeart
    @zachageeart 2 года назад +1

    The bone structure ideas for orthopedic perfection was a amazing route!

  • @TravisGilbert
    @TravisGilbert 3 года назад +55

    Spoiler alert: It's muscle Hank from scishow
    Ps i make science RUclips videos too!