Important Message From God To All Atheists (2/2)
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- Опубликовано: 13 ноя 2008
- / sciencereason ... Important Message From God To All Atheists (Part 2/2) - The Atheist Experience #535 with Matt Dillahunty and Ashley Perrien.
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Gotta love how the Christians always say Satan is a liar, yet cannot actually point to one lie he is supposed to have told.
Lol as a matter of fact he was the one that exposed truth. First thing he does "hey lady that apple will make you smart and understand reality" "k" God was the one trying to keep those naked fuckers ignorant
The serpent never lied they became aware as it said they would
@@azathothasulmorgul5561 Wait a minute, snakes can talk? Where the hell have I been? Sheesh!
Not true. Satan said, "The Doctor shall never be a woman. The writers would never be that stupid..."
Azathoth Asul morgul You don't even know how right you are. The serpent never lied because the serpent never spoke.
"I bet I can make your dog bite you if I kick him enough." - Matt nails it.
If the DOG doesn`t bite you, I will KICK you ! ..............
The analogy of the husband saying to his wife "I love you but if you leave me I'll kill you" is brilliant.
"Would you build a torture chamber in your basement..." Oh my Hank, Matt. Don't give theists any ideas.
Popular Science magazine will seize upon this; talk about a multiple-issue project.
Been there, done that, ask the Vatican, ask Galileo Galilei
They say the greatest trick the devil did was tell the world he ddnt exist, but the greatest trick this god ever did was to tell the world he does exist.
They were drinking heavily at the time.
The thing these guys sometimes forget is that Christianity (and Islam and Judaism too to some extent I'm sure) are based on sadomasochism.
That's the answer to the question "why would you worship such a God?"
when matt asked whether you should torture your kid for not loving you, i couldn't fail to think about all the parents who tortured and even kill their children for no reason...
All these comments- so witty and in agreement. But you Americans will not tolerate an atheistic, clear-thinking president or senate.
When I found out God plans to torture me for not believing in him, I stopped loving him.
He loves me though, so I guess it doesn't matter what I believe.
No one loses their virginity; everyone knows exactly where it went.
What if they were drugged and raped? Then they wouldn't know
LOL beer and hookers... I lost it on that one!
How old where you when you "lost it"? I might have been a little drunk, but I didn't pay for it.
You always pay for it...one way or another you always pay my friend
I love this episode - it provides great analogies - if you had a partner who threatened to torture you forever, if you left him/her or if you did not strictly obey, you would absolutely know that they were psychopathic - this should cause all religions, which threaten non-believers, free-thinkers and apostates with death or eternal torture, to wither and die (at least those religions, in their present forms, which threaten such abominations to humanity).
Can't ya'll jus feel that Christian love, charity n compassion!
Only a sick and demented mind would have come up with a manifesto like that!
@ 02:28
Would you build a torture chamber in your basement and say
"I don't want you to have to go down there and be tortured,
.. gotta tell mommy you love her !"
It's a pretty sure sign that most christians are hopelessly brainwashed robotic automatons, given that you can use such simple analogies on them which are so obviously totally fitting and damning of the beliefs of christianity, but they just go on blathering their nonsense like wind-up dolls who didn't hear a word that you said, or certainly didn't understand it.
~ Eleven years later and I still have and enjoy that R.E.M. song (thank you0. TAE is still interesting over a decade later, and still relevant, even more so, in 2019. Cheers, DAVEDJ ~
"Battle of the soul collectors" HAHAHA. This entire clip is full of awesome.
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil." Satan will not be in charge of hell. He will be in the worst part of it, suffering the worst.
"it rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again"
the torture chamber anology was hilarious
the kick your dog reference to the book of Job was funny
5:46 - He already did that on Jackass, didn't he...?
But really, the biggest draw in Hell is the music; do you want harps and hymns, or Ozzy and AC/DC?
+CDenic
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints." - Billy Joel.
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I don't know . . . It's his life after all. XP
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lol
ozzy is a christian so he would be in heaven
@@PRHILL9696 There's enough smart people in hell to play his recordings
Hayyyyy Mat... your doing a great job for Jahovah... keep up the good work.
At the risk of spamming (since I put this on Part 1) - "Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!" ―Vinz Clortho
Pat Doyle "Yes, have some."
Lots of great one liners in this one :-)
After 20+ years and numerous intro songs, I can't believe AXP has not yet tapped into the Frank Zappa classics, Catholic Girls and Jewish Princess.
They're not exactly feminist themes. That's fine for Zappa, it was part of how he made art. But If I were on the AXP board, I'd have to exclude them as unsuitable for a general audience.
@@starfishsystems That's because the ACA is an extreme leftist organization, which means no sense of humor. 🤣
Like the bit about God not making any effort to get souls. Can imagine his therapist. 'I think you've got unrealistic expectations. You say you want all these souls but you just sit around, refusing to show off your power, refusing to prove yourself, what do you think's going to happen? Nobody's going to do this FOR you, you just have to go out and get those souls yourself.'
I was gonna point that out as my favorite part also but you beat me to it.
Andy, for future reference, just add the part of the url with and after the v=
Takes up less space and is easier to copy paste
Yeah, it's impossible to justify the reasons behind this all-loving, all-powerful being's decision to condemn wrongdoers forever and ever and ever. But, I can tell you from experience, that when I used to consider the consequences for leaving the faith, it scared the living shit out of me!!!
I'm glad I'm not stuck in that trap anymore!
I love their choice in music
I'll give it a chance when it's Hendrix on harp night.
Ha, excellent answer.. I will be sure to give you due credit when I pass along and paraphrase the message to some followers of the "book". I will be fighting fire with fire.. I was born and raised Catholic Christian, yet over the years I have come recognize the hypocrisy, contradictions, and madness that follows and I have denounced religion and faith completely. I still continue life with strong morals and conviction in everything I do for my family and will remain humble throughout this life
"I'm going to turn water..into funk!"
"Let's ditch that bozo...". I love it!
TheOmegajuice: Hahahaha, awesome
Of course it would also depend on what god it was. I mean if it was the invisible pink unicorn I'd probably spend all eternity laughing
Where can I find the text to this e-mail? Google isn't turning up anything, for once.
"Harp music gets real old. Trust me." lol
For a supposed loving god that wants a relationship with humanity, he sure is standoffish, angry, and violent.
Sounds more like an abusive spouse to me.
re upload part one please, it's no longer available.
I had the same thing happen to me once on the dating scene. I was trying to woo this woman I was seeing from college (movies, dinners, etc). Come to find out she was seeing someone else on the side, and when I caught her at it (someone elses car parked in her driveway) she told me she'd never have me as a boyfriend because "You're an atheist."
Puts a whole new spin on the "There once was an alien from Venus-" limerick eh Battery?
@portsmouthy "proud to have someone done the thinking for me before I could do it myself"
@ramius525 not at all, i am asking, that if you can get away with raping someone, or murdering someone, is it still wrong?
You never know what is that healing oil prayer cloths that those tv preachers offer.
There's a simple one-step process for Satan to win souls: appear and confirm that rock 'n roll is indeed his music.
Hmm...angels playing harps for eternity...?
...Or Ozzy and AC/DC?
ozzy is a christian
Science Fiction short story, "The Hell-Bound Train". Kinda predictable, but a fun read.
5:19 - Soulkemon - Gotta catch'em all!
@Speegs23 You know, just to see if you ever read a single thing I've ever posted, do you also believe bald is a hair color?
is it really necessary to have a theme tune for every 5 minuet video
I wouldn't mind some Iron Maiden in the basement. I just hope there isn't an iron maiden in the basement.
haha "harp music gets real old".
You nailed it Matt. There are two heavens. One heaven is people praying and worshipping till the end of time. The other heaven is a rock and roll party and the devil is the MC, cracking a few jokes, while Janis Joplin makes way for Jimi Hendrix. It has to be right if god created the devil, and made him rebellious, and made people doubt in gods existence.
"Battle of the Soul Collectors" would be a good reality show. I bet Fox would pick it up.
Here is another verse for the debunkers! He stretcheth out the north over the empty place,
and hangeth the earth upon nothing." Job 26:7
@S0chan
But wouldn't "Battle of the Soul Collectors" be a really cool name for a horror movie?
[I bet I can make your dog bite you if I kick him enough. Hey yeah, go ahead! Kick my dog! I dont really like him anyways.] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That was the perfect parallel for the Job story.
Katalyzt
Religious people get bored in church,just imagine an eternity of praise. Heaven sounds wonderful. Good video,Thank you.
Yeah, playing a harp for so long, it'll no longer strike the right chords with you. XP
every book has a writer, every painting has a painter, every program has a programer, even if therse no proof, someone had to create the universe.
rofl "if you're going to operate the universe by thuggery how are you any different from a lone shark"
I want to have a beer with Matt.
disregard, it loaded up properly in high quality :o
@Speegs23 The entire point I was trying to make... was that your definitions, conclusions, and basic ideas about what "worldview" I have are all plainly wrong. Yet you're not going to care.
I bet next couple of posts you're going to go back to your completely false understandings and assert them as what your opponent believes even when he tells you that's not what they believe.
The bald guy is awesome.
That was the first of a series of abysmal films starring Adam Sandler, called Little Nicky. Hell is of course nothing like that, but did you really think it was?
@sonic8005 the difference between myself and you is that I have a thorough command of the definitions and meaning of the language I use, you seem to fall shot in this regard. While you fall back on semantics I actually pin down meaning.
"So let's ditch that Bozo" LOL
3:48 lmfao
so you have not read the bible? how did those chapters and verse quoted work out for you?
"gotta tell mommy you love her" :D
I was making a joke about your use of 'your' when the correct word to use would be 'you're' or 'you are'
"ive been to a healing mass and your not gunna tell me what i didnt see"
Yep, actors everywhere.
Exactly. "your in" should be "your inn".
Wow, these guys are just fanfuckingtastic
Rolling On the Floor Laughing...
OOOHHH LORD have Mercy!!!!!!! Your mercies are new every day Lord...God Bless You ALL!!
Wait, wasn't it the talking snake?
@OnlyhopeisJesus
What if you are wrong and some other religion is true?
@kaga13 I'm not saying that she didn't love me enough, it's that she loved God more. She felt like she was choosing God over me, which is why belief in God is a HUGE deal to me now because it's really destructive to a relationship.
5:17 "Battle of the Soul Collectors" would make a good video game. Or a Michael Bay movie.
@sonic8005 ...and this is why presuppositions must be explained because too often people are woefully ignorant they even have them and are asinine enough to think they're operating from neutrality (itself a presupposition), so before meaningful discourse can be engaged one must look at the presupposed lens that is viewing all the information. We can both be wrong, but we both can't be right.
my god my eyes are watering theyve never cracked me up so much, i dont mean it as a scornful creationist, im an atheist, i mean the jokey analogies theyve been doing and in the first part too, loooooooooooool, i almost woke my parents up laffing so hard
lmao ill bet i can make your dog bite you"
@Jason4037: "i am not a Christian, but i do believe."
In other words, "i am not a Christian, but I'm still an idiot.".
Being able to walk on water probably comes in handy then :)
Hell sounds Heavenly!
I know your comment is 10 months old... but sorry, this is just gold. Another christian who hasn't read his book. According to your book, even picking up wood on the sabbath is cause for death. Your god is a lot like the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, quick to behead anyone for even the slightest offense
That's too funny! ROFL!
I'll set up the Bar-B-Que
you'd better..or else...the basement!
@Speegs23 It's easier to apply shorter sentences and arguments on RUclips because the comments are only 500 characters in total.
It used to be a lot easier for me. Then they added the counter which told you how many characters you had left. After relying on that, it got taken away so now... now shorter comments with shorter arguments seem better.
Please do not label this with any levels of superiority. It's difficult to judge how one feels when working with text
@TheZayin77 Yes you are more likely to get away with anything in a third world country, but what is your point? Are you implying that these countries are classified as third world because they don't believe in a god? Or that the god that they believe in is the wrong one so they are subject to inhumane treatment?
@Shavarnarak i would tell him he's shorter than I imagined.
the intro is so weird ! they just stare at the camera ! :p
If god has a message for atheists, why can’t he just tell us?
ROFL, Mat is a trip.
The only time a rapist gets put to death is when the woman he raped was already married. Of course the woman also gets killed because "she didn't scream for help".
TACOS!
@sonic8005 this is the first time i have gotten you to drop the rhetoric and talk so i just badgered you until you came around.
@c0nzo12 ever heard of tenth?