What if You Talked in Subnautica? (Parody) - Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
  • The player character in Subnautica doesn't talk, which seems odd. You're stranded on an alien planet surrounded by nothing but water! Surely you'd say something... Let's fix that! Join me as I give the player a voice! Turns out, you might start going a bit looney after some time alone with nothing to eat but fish.
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  • @PressStartToLaugh
    @PressStartToLaugh  2 года назад +219

    Make sure to watch Part 2! - ruclips.net/video/IZME_dLzxGQ/видео.html
    And Arthur's adventures continue in Raft! - ruclips.net/video/DWsRvjz6rGk/видео.html

    • @Toasttyyyy
      @Toasttyyyy 2 года назад +7

      You know the funny thing is I’ve watch these two series like 17 times

    • @Guyys2
      @Guyys2 2 года назад +2

      True i have watched it a lot to

    • @mystery5252
      @mystery5252 2 года назад +5

      Do all your stories end up with the main character getting multiple voices in their head, because spirits or insanity?

    • @AzureKnight7130
      @AzureKnight7130 Год назад +2

      did you know lifepod 3 lifepod 2 and lifepod 19 are the same people officer keen and cto yu also cto yu left berkerly to die and also killed officer keen using a leviathan shes a murderer

    • @Extella_Nights
      @Extella_Nights Год назад +3

      are you planning to do Below Zero?

  • @infernotheprotogen5736
    @infernotheprotogen5736 4 года назад +3996

    "I'm afraid of the dark"
    *turns on light*
    "I'M AFRAID OF THE LIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    Seems about right

  • @Breakdown5297
    @Breakdown5297 4 года назад +4574

    The scary thing is, you can tell he's going insane. as time progresses, he starts to incorporate more sound effects into his speech, he mis-pronounces things more often, and laughs at random. he then begins acting as two personalities, and it's glaringly obvious he is not in a great state of mind.

    • @alejandrodelacruz7372
      @alejandrodelacruz7372 4 года назад +221

      15:20 be like

    • @daruistube2007
      @daruistube2007 4 года назад +120

      Its Freemans mind all over again

    • @firehazzard8497
      @firehazzard8497 4 года назад +117

      Uh, I've started mis-pronouncing stuff more in real life, should I be concerned?

    • @Breakdown5297
      @Breakdown5297 4 года назад +122

      @@firehazzard8497 honestly? no. I mis-type things more often now, bnut that comes as an effect of being in quarentine for almost six months. your peobably doing fine.

    • @jedder
      @jedder 4 года назад +30

      At least he isn't seeing things, like Appsro did. xD

  • @ugurkocadag4638
    @ugurkocadag4638 Год назад +121

    i was waiting for the "Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the regin. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?" whole episode LOL

    • @Someone.southafrica
      @Someone.southafrica 2 месяца назад

      I just wanted to see it for what my character may be thinking and i relate

  • @manzac112
    @manzac112 4 года назад +2923

    You have to make a whole series about this game. Don't ask why, just do it.
    Edit: Thank you to everyone who made this comment noticable enough for him to see and make another episode of this game. That warms my soul.

  • @Kabo_
    @Kabo_ 4 года назад +1592

    “You may have minor head trauma”
    *whatever I’m perfectly carrot*
    ...
    *so I might have brain trauma*

  • @technerd1127
    @technerd1127 2 года назад +195

    This guy is hilarious, and the insanity the character develops is genius, so many different characters to keep track of though

  • @blackthrone6976
    @blackthrone6976 4 года назад +1151

    "We went and visited the Aurora earlier... met a friend"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    yeah, that's a normal reaction... hindsight tends to be a lot more chill, also...

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 года назад +25

      Well, he screams les than Markiplier so...

    • @christiandepew4095
      @christiandepew4095 4 года назад +6

      Lmaoooo

    • @ryanzimmerman1594
      @ryanzimmerman1594 4 года назад +15

      Yup that's just about your typical first reaction to seeing the reaper leviathan face to face.

    • @krezellecamillelegaspi5037
      @krezellecamillelegaspi5037 4 года назад +11

      I actually laughed so hard on that part

    • @wargamer-ue3lk
      @wargamer-ue3lk 4 года назад +2

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂

  • @Blue_Salamander8
    @Blue_Salamander8 3 года назад +883

    “Oh come on who designed this thing, IKEA!”
    That made me laugh far more than it should’ve

    • @jaydengwynn7154
      @jaydengwynn7154 Год назад +8

      No it didn't make you laugh hard enough lol I died at that part

    • @Narodshka_Povjel
      @Narodshka_Povjel Год назад +1

      Best thing i've heard all day, should have watched this video earlier

    • @lowpointfair4653
      @lowpointfair4653 Год назад +2

      i mean affordable is one of ikeas main mottos, as a swede i only go to ikea if i need to.
      i got lost once too the ikea i was at was the oldest one, its design is old and mazey.

    • @XoticGamerReal
      @XoticGamerReal Год назад +1

      Someone copied ur comment

    • @jakeymcsouse2772
      @jakeymcsouse2772 Год назад

      Same

  • @SebasTian58323
    @SebasTian58323 2 года назад +81

    I'm glad he's doing so well on Earth now, he really needed someone else to talk to

    • @antonfowler6582
      @antonfowler6582 Год назад +8

      Becky is in just as bad shape as him

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@antonfowler6582you mean Trillian and Becky

  • @davicossamuel1911
    @davicossamuel1911 3 года назад +1339

    I like how since day 7 he begins referring to himself not as “I” or “me” but instead as “we” and “us” to show his madness lurking in his mind

  • @soothingspirit8662
    @soothingspirit8662 4 года назад +279

    "Visited Aurora. Met a friend"
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Story of my life.
    I have been laughing my guts out.

  • @mr.fn.brownstone
    @mr.fn.brownstone 2 года назад +52

    When he says "we"or "us" he just sounds like an enthusiastic RUclipsr.
    Also I love Subnautica, thank you for the laughs!

  • @Randerson2409
    @Randerson2409 3 года назад +712

    "People eat seaweed, right?"
    Yes, yes they do. Not only is it edible, its very easy to make safe for consumption, and is relatively nutritious, though lacking in fat and protein. As such, finding a good supply of it is a great find in a survival situation

    • @Beasthunter-rg1sc
      @Beasthunter-rg1sc 3 года назад +13

      YES

    • @alex-zj6ef
      @alex-zj6ef 3 года назад +4

      but yet riley canf eat it

    • @neutralball1099
      @neutralball1099 3 года назад +3

      @IncredibleJake690
      Aren’t seaweed also salty?

    • @Unknown0User787
      @Unknown0User787 3 года назад +5

      @@neutralball1099 yeah I’ve heard it is

    • @neutralball1099
      @neutralball1099 3 года назад +5

      @@Unknown0User787
      In that case, they’ll either have to eat with all the salt inside, or try and find a way to get some or all of the salt out before eating.

  • @Exile_Sky
    @Exile_Sky 4 года назад +520

    Seriously, I would pay to have a whole series of you doing the full tilt lost his mind at sea character. Captain: "Shut up." Panic: "NO, YOU SHUT UP!" lol

    • @croquettes1937
      @croquettes1937 4 года назад +6

      So would I. I love that stuff

    • @EN-mh4og
      @EN-mh4og 4 года назад +12

      I think reason him going crazy is brain damage from almost drowning

    • @alexbard4437
      @alexbard4437 4 года назад +4

      Neebs gaming sort of did that kind of thing with this game

    • @nightthedracodonidosomeart2341
      @nightthedracodonidosomeart2341 3 года назад

      They need to do this now

    • @kaidharmon1666
      @kaidharmon1666 3 месяца назад +1

      Followed by the “who said that..?” In a whisper voice With panic while looking around

  • @BrunoMilanRangel2022
    @BrunoMilanRangel2022 2 года назад +67

    18:34 Nutty with a distinct aftertaste of FISH!!! DAMN IT!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @eveakane6563
    @eveakane6563 4 года назад +1445

    IKEA made the escape pods.
    Sounds about right.

    • @childconsumer7272
      @childconsumer7272 4 года назад +10

      Ikea är bäst och ni ljuger

    • @stumonster6091
      @stumonster6091 4 года назад +29

      Na, the instructions to fix the machines in it would be more complicated than just sticking an electric tool into another electrical sparking machine

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад +4

      yeh

    • @yeetuslefetus1443
      @yeetuslefetus1443 4 года назад +8

      and the rocket

    • @crazynedry5085
      @crazynedry5085 4 года назад +5

      Yes they put “almost” all things there. Like they should

  • @MakoTheFish
    @MakoTheFish 3 года назад +232

    I absolutely love how he gives character to voices. Not just voicing them, but making it feel like they're actually talking. As if the character ACTUALLY said that. It's amazing.

  • @andrewmontgomery5621
    @andrewmontgomery5621 Год назад +23

    15:18: I love that screaming whilst being attacked by the dreaded Reaper Leviathan.

    • @tina_kovacova
      @tina_kovacova Месяц назад +1

      Love how his Seamoth had 8 health remaining when the camera cut off :) RIP lil Seamoth

  • @Froggo708
    @Froggo708 3 года назад +466

    We went to the aurora earlier met a friend AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that part made me laugh so much

  • @Skullinhand
    @Skullinhand 3 года назад +522

    I just love when the Sunbeam blows up, he just stares into the distance for 30 seconds in utter shock

    • @blu.draigon
      @blu.draigon Год назад +15

      you DIDNT

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 Год назад +5

      This planet is filled with hatred.

    • @paperfox5292
      @paperfox5292 Год назад +12

      We all did

    • @lightblazer1586
      @lightblazer1586 Год назад +9

      Who wouldn't after seeing you're one hope be blown up in an amazing explosion

    • @TimBoyer-if6tl
      @TimBoyer-if6tl 7 месяцев назад

      I really thought skull in hand was Papyrus from undertale for a minute sorry

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 2 года назад +12

    *sees Aurora explode through pod viewport* "I am now glad that this thing is an escape pod, but at the same time my need for a bathroom has suddenly doubled."

    • @cardinalhamneggs5253
      @cardinalhamneggs5253 2 года назад +2

      By the way, the devs should make the story of Ozzy and the Crazy Gravy Train canon to the games' storyline.

  • @moistygibs
    @moistygibs 4 года назад +318

    "Maybe if I gather up enough scrap around here I could build a space ship"
    *foreshadowing intensifies*

  • @MoonlitPhoenix0
    @MoonlitPhoenix0 4 года назад +1028

    "damn suicidal guppy, what evolutionary advantage does exploding solve" 😂😂😂 I lost it at this

    • @kingdonut8272
      @kingdonut8272 4 года назад +18

      There is a kind of ants that explodes though

    • @dieface12
      @dieface12 4 года назад +58

      @@kingdonut8272 To be fair, ants operate as a collective where individuals don't matter to the survival of the hive as a whole. So exploding as an offensive or defensive tool does actually make sense for them.

    • @Silkyfin_
      @Silkyfin_ 4 года назад +5

      Ikr

    • @nightthedracodonidosomeart2341
      @nightthedracodonidosomeart2341 3 года назад +3

      It is true though lol

    • @theterrorofdimensions1326
      @theterrorofdimensions1326 3 года назад +8

      HAHAHAHA! That was perfect!! 🤣🤣🤣
      Though he does make a fair point. What does that accomplish for the Crashfish?

  • @octoling6479
    @octoling6479 Год назад +56

    7:32 “Damn suicidal guppy! What evolutionary advantage does exploding solve?!”

  • @ryanzimmerman1594
    @ryanzimmerman1594 4 года назад +457

    PDA "You have suffered minor head trauma..."
    Character "Whatever I'm perfectly carrot. Okay I might have a little head trauma."

    • @nikoplays9494
      @nikoplays9494 3 года назад +12

      hes a perfect carrot

    • @zzephyrenex5320
      @zzephyrenex5320 3 года назад +16

      He’s due to fully mutate into a vegetable by the time he returns home to Alterra

    • @emeraldpuppet2270
      @emeraldpuppet2270 3 года назад +4

      lol I'm typing this with my foot right now and this whole sentence

    • @objectshowshipper
      @objectshowshipper 6 месяцев назад

      his name is arthur get it right !!!!!!

    • @ryanzimmerman1594
      @ryanzimmerman1594 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@objectshowshipper and Art, and Arty, and Aaaarrrr.

  • @Seraphim_1172
    @Seraphim_1172 3 года назад +408

    15:16 “And we met a friend.”
    *screaming intensifies*

    • @railfansrailway370
      @railfansrailway370 3 года назад +8

      Reaper : thomas all engines go
      Guy :thomas fans

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy 3 года назад +10

      The dude screaming: me
      The leviathan: the weird side of youtube

    • @thesleepparalysisdemonon
      @thesleepparalysisdemonon 3 года назад +2

      I have heard him scream for 48 hours help

    • @quantumtabbylargo7457
      @quantumtabbylargo7457 3 года назад +1

      Watch the seamoth steering wheel during this scene

    • @llukandane3337
      @llukandane3337 2 года назад +4

      Oh, and we went and visited the Aurora earlier. Met a friend.
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @DeadDancers
    @DeadDancers Год назад +18

    I’ve never been jumpscared *and* made to laugh at the same time before. Neat.

  • @jedder
    @jedder 4 года назад +634

    Character: "No Insta-snap-book? Ugh, might as well just die now."
    Reaper: "Need a hand?"

    • @M.Kincaid
      @M.Kincaid 3 года назад +8

      wait who, OHHHHHH you mean Benjamin.
      also your welcome for being first commenter Lol

    • @SumptuousHydra
      @SumptuousHydra 3 года назад +2

      yes sir

    • @radioactiveassassin5218
      @radioactiveassassin5218 2 года назад +1

      Need a fin? Or.......mandible, rather?

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 2 года назад +2

      I'd thumb the comment, but a comment about being unable to connect, with 404 thumbs? Sorry, that's gonna stay.

    • @radioactiveassassin5218
      @radioactiveassassin5218 2 года назад +1

      @@achtsekundenfurz7876 someone's gonna do it eventually, then you can like it

  • @christiananimations1334
    @christiananimations1334 4 года назад +1225

    When ever he said "Alexa how do I build a space ship" the Alexa i have started explaining it. Lol

    • @jesuscrust5839
      @jesuscrust5839 3 года назад +29

      R/yeahthathappened

    • @funnybunny954
      @funnybunny954 3 года назад +80

      Listen to her... She's trying to tell you how to escape the hell that is earth

    • @greninjaxyz3925
      @greninjaxyz3925 3 года назад +15

      That happened to me

    • @gokkan7494
      @gokkan7494 3 года назад +13

      Bro same here LOL

    • @greninjaxyz3925
      @greninjaxyz3925 3 года назад +11

      @@gokkan7494 shouldn't you be with the survey core

  • @GameAssassinReviews
    @GameAssassinReviews 2 года назад +16

    I
    love his voice it fits riley very well and how he talks is about how any normal person would react being on a alien plant that is 90% water.

  • @arielbryant9410
    @arielbryant9410 3 года назад +682

    “OH COME ON, WHO DESIGNED THIS THING, IKEA?”
    -Laugh 2020

  • @theespressodonut3841
    @theespressodonut3841 3 года назад +177

    "IM AFRAID OF THE DARK!!!"
    Turns on flashlight
    "AAAA! IM AFRAID OF THE LIGHT!!!!"
    That sent me, i felt that

  • @Arclight1988
    @Arclight1988 2 года назад +27

    I've never known I've needed something so bad as this channel till you discover it. Thank you for being you!

  • @phoemix7043
    @phoemix7043 3 года назад +211

    Him: “Let’s see if there’s a hardware store outside”
    The Ocean: *Last Surprise Intensifies*

    • @pegmay7209
      @pegmay7209 Год назад +3

      God that song is good.

  • @OfficialSenestreFox
    @OfficialSenestreFox 4 года назад +991

    “*VERY LOUD SCREAM* FABRICATOR I NEED YOU TO REATTACH A FINGER” just sent me

    • @tracymann2512
      @tracymann2512 4 года назад +10

      Same a fabricated attach a t fjngr

    • @EvacTouch
      @EvacTouch 4 года назад +10

      FABRICATOR! AGAIN!

    • @eggbois6957
      @eggbois6957 4 года назад +2

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @LsdRaccoon
      @LsdRaccoon 4 года назад +3

      Lavenderfrog520 Or lav ah yes
      Reee

    • @submagamer3453
      @submagamer3453 4 года назад +8

      "Ahh im afraid of the dark im afraid of the dark" *turns on flashlight* " AHHH IM AFRAID OF THE LIGHT IM AFRAID OF THE LIGHT" i DIED

  • @Cheeseballmeat
    @Cheeseballmeat Год назад +14

    5:35 I miss when I was scared of the safe shallows, now I'm stranded in the lava zone with nothing but a half broken prawn suit

  • @sinnamon1208
    @sinnamon1208 4 года назад +297

    This aint if the player in subnautica talked, this is if Handsome Jack was the player in Subnautica.

  • @korbinsy
    @korbinsy 3 года назад +206

    "Detecting multiple levi-"
    *character force quits the game*

    • @grubskies4221
      @grubskies4221 2 года назад +1

      Wait, in real life scenario isnt force quiting just suicide

    • @Wholesome_love
      @Wholesome_love Год назад

      @@grubskies4221I hope not

  • @jaydenmacarthur1530
    @jaydenmacarthur1530 2 года назад +10

    17:06 Alexa: "Your current bill stands at 3 million credits" Press Start to Laugh: "WHAT!!!!!!"

  • @dingus9155
    @dingus9155 4 года назад +136

    Alternative title: A psychopath gets stranged on an alien ocean planet and starts grabbing all the fish,

  • @TotallyNotAGrumpyMonster
    @TotallyNotAGrumpyMonster 4 года назад +741

    Did I spend 20 minutes watching a guy talking to himself and going mad over fish

  • @jplixvr
    @jplixvr Год назад +4

    “Detecting increased local radiation levels: oh I guess Alexa can tell I’m peeing myself”
    Made me laugh so hard

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 3 года назад +553

    “We went and visited the Aurora recently, we met a new friend”
    Cutaway
    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
    Yep, that’s the appropriate reaction to a Reaper Leviathan
    Also, I love the fact that he starts to slowly go insane overtime

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy 3 года назад +32

      "Shut up"
      "No YOU shut up!"
      "Things are coming together nicely."

    • @quantumtabbylargo7457
      @quantumtabbylargo7457 3 года назад +13

      When he was screaming and the reaper was holding onto the seamoth look at the wheel

    • @jvigreux5906
      @jvigreux5906 3 года назад +3

      I pissed my pants

  • @zhee1236
    @zhee1236 4 года назад +232

    I like how he say's "We" Reffering To Him and "Alexa" What a Lonely Guy

  • @RealEmerald
    @RealEmerald 3 года назад +4

    “Hey are these blades sharp?”
    “OH GOD! FABRICATOR, FINGER AGAIN!!!”

  • @LittleIdiot858
    @LittleIdiot858 3 года назад +395

    I’ve noticed that the “we” started after the aurora explosion and probably by him starting to get infected, one of the last emotions he has before the explosion is anger but when he gets the sea moth he develops captain, he develops the more edgy side later on, so combined with the radiation not being patched in this episode he gets more and more irradiated, combined with isolation and disease he would make personalities based on what he has had experienced and because he hates the planet he would develop something that hates everything, an edgy personality to mask fear, etc, but they only really develop under their own conditions

    • @XENOWOLFI
      @XENOWOLFI 2 года назад +7

      I know it’s a year later but, Yep!

    • @the_glowsquid6729
      @the_glowsquid6729 2 года назад +2

      @@XENOWOLFI I know it's 2 weeks later but Yep

    • @the_glowsquid6729
      @the_glowsquid6729 2 года назад +2

      @Jay the protogen I know it's 3 minutes later but Yep

    • @blu.draigon
      @blu.draigon 2 года назад +1

      I know it's one month ago but yep

    • @aidanedwards8931
      @aidanedwards8931 2 года назад +1

      @@blu.draigon I know it was an hour ago but yep

  • @funnybunny954
    @funnybunny954 3 года назад +379

    "WHO DESIGNED THIS THING?! IKEA?!" line killed me

    • @jellydante
      @jellydante 3 года назад

      Wait I thought this was the bathroom

    • @funnybunny954
      @funnybunny954 3 года назад +2

      @@jellydante WELL IT SAID THIS WAS THE BATHROOM! THEY BUILT IT WRONG!

    • @jellydante
      @jellydante 3 года назад +1

      Well I had to shit on the floor

    • @funnybunny954
      @funnybunny954 2 года назад +1

      @@jellydante i had to shit in my pants

    • @bees_man
      @bees_man 2 года назад

      @@jellydante I had to shit in the fabricator
      It gave me doom 3

  • @hallow_creator7501
    @hallow_creator7501 2 года назад +4

    Any game: Has a character that doesn't talk
    Press Start: This sounds like a job for me

  • @themis467
    @themis467 4 года назад +101

    I love the fact that his sanity declines a little bit at a time and he becomes mad.

  • @aqj2014
    @aqj2014 4 года назад +115

    the idea of the character going slowly crazy from isolation and what not is hilarious and totally believable, also please make this a series, its hilarious

  • @mrtophat8993
    @mrtophat8993 2 года назад +17

    I’ve watched this like 100 times and it’s still funny 😂

  • @leviakasuna2806
    @leviakasuna2806 4 года назад +358

    Escape pod AI: "launch in 3...2...1..."
    PSTL: "Wait Launch? I thought this was the bathroom." *is visibly confused*
    PSTL: "How am I gonna get back? Someone will come get me right?*
    *Aurora blows up*
    PSTL: "well..never mind..."
    Me: yup seems pretty legit 🤣🤣

    • @specter_8885
      @specter_8885 4 года назад +7

      he forgot to put the panic in the right place...
      NOW THERE'S PANIC IN THE ENTIRE VIDEO EXCEPT FOR AURORA'S EXPLOSION!

  • @n_gener8937
    @n_gener8937 3 года назад +59

    "EVERY THING TASTES LIKE FISH"
    my new favorite series

  • @moodyowlproductions4287
    @moodyowlproductions4287 2 года назад +2

    Data pad"You have suffered head trauma" me"really...I feel fine...I'm not suffering from brain damage...I'm not suffering brian damege.....I'm not suffering from Brain damage....ooo look, a data pad"

  • @ambertyson2326
    @ambertyson2326 4 года назад +104

    Him: goes to the dunes. Also him: WAS THAT A SNAKE ON P90 AX WITH THE JAWS OF LIFE STRAPPED TO HIS FACE

    • @progoof9148
      @progoof9148 3 года назад +3

      More like the jaws of death

    • @progoof9148
      @progoof9148 3 года назад

      @Charles Sutcliffe I visited your channel...

    • @progoof9148
      @progoof9148 3 года назад

      @Charles Sutcliffe look at my channel once...

    • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
      @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 3 года назад

      I physically did not see anything other than his sub taking hull damage from going too deep. What monster is he talking about and why didn't I see it?
      EDIT: Never mind, I found it.

  • @masteryogurt9791
    @masteryogurt9791 3 года назад +40

    “ We visited the Aurora earlier, met a friend, aaaaaahhhhhh” the left me laughing the whole time

  • @TASMonYT
    @TASMonYT 4 месяца назад +3

    14:30 “no SH*T” damn I think bro is angry 💀

  • @shyowl3453
    @shyowl3453 3 года назад +65

    Ironically checking what supplies you have is a smart move in a survival situation

  • @coldheart1c327
    @coldheart1c327 4 года назад +158

    The beginning reminded me of iron man 3 when Jarvis says “at the end of every sentence I say the wrong cranberries”... just thought I’d bring that up.

  • @Bearmauler
    @Bearmauler 3 года назад +5

    15:19 when you scream louder than that leviathan

  • @moon2604
    @moon2604 4 года назад +182

    Why does this reminds me of Timmy turner’s dad surviving In Subnautica.

  • @Bloop0007
    @Bloop0007 4 года назад +85

    “Oh a radiation suit I hope the does not mess with my brain WELP TIME TO GROW NEW FEET

  • @isaiahscott4587
    @isaiahscott4587 2 года назад +8

    6:05
    Arthur: now how do I use it?
    *touches end and gets zapped*
    Arthur: OW F(Bleep)K!
    XD

  • @Zerolliez
    @Zerolliez 3 года назад +96

    The theory really: *why doesn’t the man talk to his self to be more insane?*
    But this is epic as well

  • @merryloaf1861
    @merryloaf1861 4 года назад +38

    "Well Sh***" that made me crack up on how he reacted to the spaceship being destroyed by a moving building

  • @quantumtabbylargo7457
    @quantumtabbylargo7457 3 года назад +2

    I watched this 5 times, And every single time i play subnautica his words start playing in my head.

  • @jallenecs
    @jallenecs 4 года назад +141

    That Reaper Leviathan looks like something out of H.P. Lovecraft's nightmares!

    • @darkspider11
      @darkspider11 4 года назад +9

      I want to see him run into the Sea Dragon or Ghost Leviathans

    • @gaymer816
      @gaymer816 4 года назад +4

      @@darkspider11 yes

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 года назад +14

      Not really, its not a rotting mass of tentacles, eyes and teeth and more to the point, its not a black person

    • @superj1010
      @superj1010 4 года назад +2

      @@weldonwin Lol

    • @ArchaeusPerpetuum
      @ArchaeusPerpetuum 4 года назад +4

      what about shadow leviathan?

  • @gaymer816
    @gaymer816 4 года назад +47

    That sudden cut to the Reaper Leviathan scared the shit out of me

  • @josephmilburn8652
    @josephmilburn8652 Год назад +2

    I just now took time to notice he somehow made his voice sound like he was actually a diver talking despite not actually being a diver.

  • @svartrbrisingr6141
    @svartrbrisingr6141 4 года назад +33

    The screaming while staring at a reaper sounds about right for the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, etc times you see it.

  • @glauceemethMSM
    @glauceemethMSM 4 года назад +90

    16:03 First meeting the Reaper leviathan
    16:49 When trying to find the enter the Aurora
    19:51 Me ordering a pizza after playing Subnautica
    19:54 Me realizing the other side of a island

  • @w.d.gaster3100
    @w.d.gaster3100 2 года назад +14

    1:22 I don’t think they have Internet routers or another fucking planet

    • @Trainboi1983
      @Trainboi1983 11 месяцев назад +1

      1:26 player:whatever I’m perfectly carrot!

  • @Sup3rAJ2
    @Sup3rAJ2 3 года назад +44

    thank you Press Start for making me want my last words to be a "poorly constructed Ikea furniture" joke.

  • @129das
    @129das 3 года назад +35

    "this is all your fault" "what you took the green thing" "no I didn't"

  • @jakeymcsouse2772
    @jakeymcsouse2772 Год назад +1

    That was perfect, so accurate. I thought it was hilarious. I like how you incorporated Ryley going insane as time progresses.

  • @thatonedude7420
    @thatonedude7420 4 года назад +69

    what the heck man, no human bean has any right to be this darn funny, props to you man props to you. this is my first one of your vids too

  • @alexmots5027
    @alexmots5027 3 года назад +38

    "hihihi i will gather all these little fish"
    And that kids is how the ecosystem died

  • @RUGER5264
    @RUGER5264 3 года назад +6

    This is actually funny to watch and is pretty good ASMR while playing subnautica.

  • @p.j.gamergirl6480
    @p.j.gamergirl6480 4 года назад +20

    When he visited the Aurora and made a friend. The steering combined with the screaming captured it perfectly. XD

  • @darkphoenix_7759
    @darkphoenix_7759 3 года назад +18

    that guy sounds unusually relaxed for someone whos stranded alone on a hostile planet

  • @bx2160
    @bx2160 3 года назад +2

    “MOVE IT OR LOSE IT OLD LADY”
    - Press Start To Laugh

  • @RenGraes
    @RenGraes 4 года назад +25

    Gotta love how he starts pulling a deadpool by being two separate people. Two voices in his head.

  • @zatanyilz4236
    @zatanyilz4236 3 года назад +49

    that Ozzy line is absolute PERFECTION.

    • @Cowboybeardie
      @Cowboybeardie Год назад +2

      I will always miss ozzy

    • @doomguv
      @doomguv 2 месяца назад

      @@Cowboybeardiewe all will he always has great gravy trains

  • @carmacattack3712
    @carmacattack3712 2 года назад +6

    7:34 This character is supposed to be stupid, but that is actually a very good point. XD

  • @spacebeans4985
    @spacebeans4985 3 года назад +31

    "that sure is a lot of people in animal costumes" is when i knew this would be a great vid

  • @Cyber_027
    @Cyber_027 3 года назад +38

    “OH COME ON, WHO DESIGNED THIS THING, IKEA?!”
    that exact line made me choke on my poptarts

    • @warlikearikii4309
      @warlikearikii4309 3 года назад +2

      You still alive?

    • @Oqposite
      @Oqposite 3 года назад +2

      @@warlikearikii4309 He hasn’t responded , sorry we lost him😔

    • @kyron6145
      @kyron6145 3 года назад

      **Taps starts playing**

    • @damemedealerr
      @damemedealerr 2 года назад

      @@Oqposite get the school nurse to give him an ice pack. He'll be right back in seconds.

  • @TFBPDK
    @TFBPDK 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love to come back every now and then and rewatch this series

  • @tekablade6755
    @tekablade6755 4 года назад +85

    You know, after the rescue ship blow up, I was sure you were going to say. "I'm going to die on this world....."

    • @hazzabrooksy4089
      @hazzabrooksy4089 4 года назад +3

      I thought he was going to scream

    • @Beasthunter-rg1sc
      @Beasthunter-rg1sc 4 года назад +2

      Sunbeam explodes
      PSTL:Well sh*t
      Seems legit

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy 3 года назад +1

      If i witnessed that if i was on the planet i would do a 360 noscope right into the face of a ghost leviathan

  • @GShepMarlow
    @GShepMarlow 4 года назад +17

    "Seems like we're not the first here. look at all these decaying buildings"
    Those decaying buildings are from people your ship was supposed to come rescue, but how the turntables, now you gotta get rescued.

  • @RDY736
    @RDY736 5 месяцев назад +1

    Every subnautica players first encounter with a leviathan is always either a crazy maniacal laugh, sad whimper crying and running for their life, or the lunatic who wants to. Try kill it

  • @DemonMan42
    @DemonMan42 3 года назад +28

    plot twist: this isnt a video game and hes actually going crazy

  • @koy_medina32
    @koy_medina32 3 года назад +26

    “Pfhh whatever I’m perfectly carrot! Ok I might have some head trauma”is one of the best lines of all time

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy 3 года назад +2

      My favourite ones are
      "We met a friend"
      "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
      "Shut up"
      "No you shut up!"
      "Things are coming together nicely"

    • @roboboi1016
      @roboboi1016 2 года назад

      When?

  • @Amonginator
    @Amonginator Год назад +4

    20:52, the long PAUSE there and then him just saying: " *Well shit* " got me. lol

  • @localdingus6788
    @localdingus6788 4 года назад +15

    “It looks like a snake on p90x with a jaws of life strapped to its face”
    That’s the most concise and honest description I’ve ever heard.

  • @fireangel2275
    @fireangel2275 4 года назад +16

    I honestly was half expecting him to say "WE'RE F*CKED!" when he saw the aurora

  • @benod8412
    @benod8412 4 года назад +128

    Hes slowly going Insain...
    I bet hell be like hi weird voice in my head when the emperor lethiathan talks to him

    • @AnUnfortunatePotato
      @AnUnfortunatePotato 4 года назад +9

      No, at that point he’d pretty much get to the point of,
      “ yeah this is normal now, I’ve been doing it myself for... about a year?”

    • @suggwich5.72
      @suggwich5.72 4 года назад

      what

    • @quynlanvuorensyrja5484
      @quynlanvuorensyrja5484 3 года назад

      Well at least by then he’ll be used to listening to strange voices in his head

  • @eathanwinters7737
    @eathanwinters7737 3 года назад +18

    This was WAAAAAAY to fun to watch. Seemed like a real comedy movie.
    Also, favorite quote was “AHHH! AAAHH!! AAAAAAAHG!!!! DAMN SUICIDAL GUPPY”

  • @dinogaming7125
    @dinogaming7125 2 года назад +11

    0:14 this would legit fit in the story lol 😂

  • @lavendersmith6572
    @lavendersmith6572 3 года назад +21

    We were at the Aurora earlier, we met a friend.
    Reaper:*roar*
    MC:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA