The other day, I got up in the middle of the night to go drink some water after having a nightmare. Then I heard someone in the living room playing on my pc. I was terrified when I realized it was Eggster. I snuck up behind him to realize there was an emotionless, inhumane being on my chair that looked like Eggster. I heard a weird noise behind me to see another Eggster. He spoke to me in a monotone voice and said “To peek with confidence, you must first learn to sleep with confidence”. I was completely confused on how the two were related but before I could ask he disappeared into thin air. When I looked behind myself to see the other Eggster sink into the ground. What a legend.
Last night, I was upset after deranking to and went to the store to take my mind off things. The store was barren and empty and I was alone except for a solo man in a hood. All of a sudden many of these men started popping up from blue holes in the ground. The first man came up to me and grabbed by arm as the world around us faded into a blue flash. I was suddenly in this man's house. After a second I realized it was eggester and he told me "To win, you must win with confidence" and then shortied me twice. As I fell to the floor I saw him put on an ancient mask and disappear as my vision turned blue. I woke up and finally ranked up to iron 1 thanks to him.
The other evening, I was struggling to rank up, so I decided to take a walk to clear my mind. As I strolled through the quiet park, I noticed a faint glow near the playground. Curious but cautious, I approached and saw Eggster sitting on a swing, staring blankly at the moon. He looked...different. Before I could say anything, another Eggster emerged from the shadows, holding what looked like a blue gem. "To move forward, you must first learn to stand still," he said in a low, eerie tone. Suddenly, the gem started spinning wildly, and the entire park turned into a swirling flash of blue. I was disoriented as the two Eggsters merged into one and whispered, "You’ll understand when the time is right." Then everything snapped back to normal, and I was alone in the park. When I got home, I checked the game and somehow, I had been placed in immortal 3. My placement matches have somehow been filled with match MVPs using yoru.
i was walking my dog at the park the other day when suddenly i head a weird noise coming out of the bushes, i came closer to investigate but as i got closer a flash poped perfectly above the bush full blinding me and while i was blind i heard someone shout "WOOOW, they are SOO BLINDD, They can't see a thing" when the flash faded i looked to my right and saw that my dog was gone, what do i do? comment.
The other day, I got up in the middle of the night to go drink some water after having a nightmare. Then I heard someone in the living room playing on my pc. I was terrified when I realized it was Eggster. I snuck up behind him to realize there was an emotionless, inhumane being on my chair that looked like Eggster. I heard a weird noise behind me to see another Eggster. He spoke to me in a monotone voice and said “To peek with confidence, you must first learn to sleep with confidence”. I was completely confused on how the two were related but before I could ask he disappeared into thin air. When I looked behind myself to see the other Eggster sink into the ground. What a legend.
what in the fucking schizophrenia did i just read
Hello! I am your doctor and I regret to inform you, but after careful examination, you are schizophrenic.
Bro thought he’s Lun
What drug did u use...I want som
@@waos2350king som
Last night, I was upset after deranking to and went to the store to take my mind off things. The store was barren and empty and I was alone except for a solo man in a hood. All of a sudden many of these men started popping up from blue holes in the ground. The first man came up to me and grabbed by arm as the world around us faded into a blue flash. I was suddenly in this man's house. After a second I realized it was eggester and he told me "To win, you must win with confidence" and then shortied me twice. As I fell to the floor I saw him put on an ancient mask and disappear as my vision turned blue. I woke up and finally ranked up to iron 1 thanks to him.
greatest copypasta
most sane val player
awesome
Title should have been : “Abusing women with my Yoru”
most sane eggster watcher
☠
I check comments every video just to see you i also subbed to your chanel bc i love your comments so much
@sal9508 most cringe eggster comment
funny thing is thatd get taken down by yt lol
"GiVe Me A mAp WhErE I wAnT yOrU On My TeAm" , 12:26 shows the Norse God Build(multiple times) .
eggsterr its all over the screen bro
when eggsterr said, "I got that nonchalant dreadhead aim rn. So sgima."
*I felt that*
Woke up sick today guys and forgot, sorry :(
I feel betrayed
I'm sick too lun dw
people are taking your job but they can never be you
Is ok
My 13 year old brother is a Yoru one trick silver player and you're his idol in val... He watches your uploads everyday...
the girl pro side of valorant
The other evening, I was struggling to rank up, so I decided to take a walk to clear my mind. As I strolled through the quiet park, I noticed a faint glow near the playground. Curious but cautious, I approached and saw Eggster sitting on a swing, staring blankly at the moon. He looked...different.
Before I could say anything, another Eggster emerged from the shadows, holding what looked like a blue gem. "To move forward, you must first learn to stand still," he said in a low, eerie tone. Suddenly, the gem started spinning wildly, and the entire park turned into a swirling flash of blue.
I was disoriented as the two Eggsters merged into one and whispered, "You’ll understand when the time is right." Then everything snapped back to normal, and I was alone in the park.
When I got home, I checked the game and somehow, I had been placed in immortal 3. My placement matches have somehow been filled with match MVPs using yoru.
Eggster Poppin and Temet on one team is evil
12:46 irl SOVA in game YORU
Eggster Congrats on the NA Challengers win. You and Poppin are my favorite duo. Very humble and very calm. You guys deserve to be on top NA
When is the shirt guide dropping? I need to know everything about the t shirt tech.
14:36 i know everyones got weird excuses sometimes but wtf is this LMAO
2:18 blud thinks he's the rock
🤨
thank you eggster. It's been a while you apload since last time. My skin almost turned into dark blue like a yoru tp
eggster, i genuinely think your vct team would literally demolish every team in the game changer vct
0:02 that timing of peeking without flash himself is crazy, the flash even close
"Peggster" never fails to deliver
Seggster never fails to deliver
seggster never fails to peggster
No shot y’all are giving the bot the top comment in a eggster video. How very unsigma of you all.
Bot likes goofy
Botted likes goofy
16:35 our king is so muscular he had to get a bigger shirt mid game
20:10 when he's blinded look at his knife
lol u noticed that good eye bruh
I still can’t process what happened to the knife
why is the girl surrounded by hearts in the thumbnail
Yeah kinda weird might ask editors to change, can’t lie the analytics say the thumbnail is really good
Oh they were hearts? That motion blur cooked me
She just talk shit on my man??
9:01 “I wanna win this round”
Not even a god dares to toy with a curse
Bro was bout to bust because of a shirt😂😂😂
bro's making his voice deeper
My goatster is just playing in radiant lobby like its his playground 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 truly peak
The eggster side of valorant
Instead of talking to girls, Eggsterr beats them 🗿
Which came first? Eggsterr's yoru guide? Or, Valorant's replay system?
Neither
Average yoru doubter
The intro music is sick 🔥🔥
How to -correctly- prove a woman wrong, you would getta big ol bat and go HOMERUN!!
image u guys pick neon and yoru as your main agents and u match with the best players at that agents =))))) that's pure emotional damage ngl
Eggster is the king of clickbait. she 100% didnt say his yoru is bad lmao
Why does the thumbnail girl look like the chill guy meme
Must be looking at a different thumbnail, terrible comparison 😭
Egg are y gonna do like sherrif only to immo type content? I think u should do. I wanna see u play lower elo with this yoru tech
eggster shirt merch when (for a better gaming experience)
Ur Jett on ascent was cold
U even hit rank #1 with Yoru and she said ur Yoru is bad!? So sad
bro who is the sova in the 2nd game so bad
24:36 how is this a head hit can someone EXPLAIN
eggster on jett would be godlike
my glorious king stays winning ✊🔥🔥
Is that temethy?
eggster u should change camera placement i think you get where im coming from lmao
top 0.6% fan here 😀. keep those mvps coming .
Eggster you always fill me up with your nice videos 😊❤
yo your neon in game 1 was temmets lmao
Lev Tex is eggsters nemesis
Eggsterrr 🐐
el keznit va estar mas enojado con este loco jajja
Dear Sir Peggsterr, are you blasting gear? Why are you balding at the age of 38?
why is bro addicted to shirts
i didnt know lamar jackson played valorant
Titles are getting out of hand broo😂😂
" Girl " Pro seems like an insult
REQUESTING TEMET + EGGSTER vs GRUMPY + ZIPTIE
PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS
ascent is like top 3 maps with yoru tf is she on 💀
Temet doesn’t want to get off of whaaaaa
what's your sensitivity im curious 👀
EARLY TO MY GOATS VID
i dont wanna build a new verision of chat gpt bro
she may hold the wood lol
"Yoru is never good" ToT
1:09 do you have esp? that is not a normal reaction you accidentaly shot and tried flicking to her before seeing her
Guys neon nerfed 😭😭 only one slide
Is she actually a pro ? Xd
Never seen her before 😅
Was a player for c9
19:54 sova got a little upset
eggster watching the girls stream from his other monitor 7:53
nope
minimap
Ragebait or retardation, you choose
Goober he’s looking at minimap, he’s shown that he doesn’t even have another monitor I’m p sure
iron moment
do streamers never guess ziptie anymore? lol
12:47 oh no eggster is balding
He still does have a beard even if his hair is gone
She pressed over nothing
average woman thinking yoru isnt good for ascent
my lord and savior
greasy yoru main can u do me some fries with ur hair
Ascent is a great yoru map wtf
So that W we got on fortnite years ago didn't happen?
Forkbife
You should duo with katsumi
Didn't even bother putting her name in the title. Just girl pro lmao
Im done with these glaze stories 😭
Duo with Kat when?
Gigachad yoru play
sigma eggster
i was walking my dog at the park the other day when suddenly i head a weird noise coming out of the bushes, i came closer to investigate but as i got closer a flash poped perfectly above the bush full blinding me and while i was blind i heard someone shout "WOOOW, they are SOO BLINDD, They can't see a thing" when the flash faded i looked to my right and saw that my dog was gone, what do i do?
comment.
I swear this guy only posts when I'm binging his old vids
So being a good yoru means u have to have the right shirt on?
MY GOAT
Global Rank 1 Yoru
insane play gg egg
Sigmas unite!
Thos who like this comment are certified sigmas!🍷🗿
pause on 2:19
Egggyyyyyy!!!
9:18 "stop baiting" lil bro says as he baites 90% of the rounds as a duelist
my daddy egg
She looks like a female version of eggster, same pasty complexion n hair color
Woman is woman
“Stop baiting” as he sits in the back baiting
R u blind or what ? He was about to flash tp site
ur bronze or what?
Found the iron
@ he baited for a flash tp to pick up some easy kills/trades after they contacted up. Nobody’s iron cornball