Girl Pro Said My Yoru is Bad

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @MKGames_YT
    @MKGames_YT 11 дней назад +794

    The other day, I got up in the middle of the night to go drink some water after having a nightmare. Then I heard someone in the living room playing on my pc. I was terrified when I realized it was Eggster. I snuck up behind him to realize there was an emotionless, inhumane being on my chair that looked like Eggster. I heard a weird noise behind me to see another Eggster. He spoke to me in a monotone voice and said “To peek with confidence, you must first learn to sleep with confidence”. I was completely confused on how the two were related but before I could ask he disappeared into thin air. When I looked behind myself to see the other Eggster sink into the ground. What a legend.

    • @Infact77
      @Infact77 11 дней назад +2

      what in the fucking schizophrenia did i just read

    • @abbymkw12
      @abbymkw12 11 дней назад

      Hello! I am your doctor and I regret to inform you, but after careful examination, you are schizophrenic.

    • @Edoz92
      @Edoz92 11 дней назад +15

      Bro thought he’s Lun

    • @waos2350
      @waos2350 11 дней назад +17

      What drug did u use...I want som

    • @cleanNAW
      @cleanNAW 11 дней назад +3

      @@waos2350king som

  • @OminousOnyx772
    @OminousOnyx772 11 дней назад +402

    Last night, I was upset after deranking to and went to the store to take my mind off things. The store was barren and empty and I was alone except for a solo man in a hood. All of a sudden many of these men started popping up from blue holes in the ground. The first man came up to me and grabbed by arm as the world around us faded into a blue flash. I was suddenly in this man's house. After a second I realized it was eggester and he told me "To win, you must win with confidence" and then shortied me twice. As I fell to the floor I saw him put on an ancient mask and disappear as my vision turned blue. I woke up and finally ranked up to iron 1 thanks to him.

  • @ivelrr8933
    @ivelrr8933 11 дней назад +475

    Title should have been : “Abusing women with my Yoru”

    • @fallintolove
      @fallintolove 11 дней назад +130

      most sane eggster watcher

    • @2vel
      @2vel 11 дней назад +3

    • @IAmTooSlowRamen
      @IAmTooSlowRamen 11 дней назад +1

      I check comments every video just to see you i also subbed to your chanel bc i love your comments so much

    • @noah.p2254
      @noah.p2254 8 дней назад +1

      ​@sal9508 most cringe eggster comment

    • @sabrinakim2004
      @sabrinakim2004 День назад

      funny thing is thatd get taken down by yt lol

  • @Spoiderrrmon
    @Spoiderrrmon 11 дней назад +206

    "GiVe Me A mAp WhErE I wAnT yOrU On My TeAm" , 12:26 shows the Norse God Build(multiple times) .

  • @trustedness
    @trustedness 11 дней назад +141

    eggsterr its all over the screen bro

  • @luvdie
    @luvdie 11 дней назад +26

    when eggsterr said, "I got that nonchalant dreadhead aim rn. So sgima."
    *I felt that*

  • @LunTheOptimist
    @LunTheOptimist 11 дней назад +92

    Woke up sick today guys and forgot, sorry :(

  • @abidshahriar7346
    @abidshahriar7346 11 дней назад +31

    My 13 year old brother is a Yoru one trick silver player and you're his idol in val... He watches your uploads everyday...

  • @irfaniskandar6956
    @irfaniskandar6956 11 дней назад +73

    the girl pro side of valorant

  • @cohen7464
    @cohen7464 11 дней назад +5

    The other evening, I was struggling to rank up, so I decided to take a walk to clear my mind. As I strolled through the quiet park, I noticed a faint glow near the playground. Curious but cautious, I approached and saw Eggster sitting on a swing, staring blankly at the moon. He looked...different.
    Before I could say anything, another Eggster emerged from the shadows, holding what looked like a blue gem. "To move forward, you must first learn to stand still," he said in a low, eerie tone. Suddenly, the gem started spinning wildly, and the entire park turned into a swirling flash of blue.
    I was disoriented as the two Eggsters merged into one and whispered, "You’ll understand when the time is right." Then everything snapped back to normal, and I was alone in the park.
    When I got home, I checked the game and somehow, I had been placed in immortal 3. My placement matches have somehow been filled with match MVPs using yoru.

  • @polonium9921
    @polonium9921 11 дней назад +44

    Eggster Poppin and Temet on one team is evil

  • @valilucifer514
    @valilucifer514 11 дней назад +23

    12:46 irl SOVA in game YORU

  • @jasonlagman9993
    @jasonlagman9993 6 дней назад

    Eggster Congrats on the NA Challengers win. You and Poppin are my favorite duo. Very humble and very calm. You guys deserve to be on top NA

  • @cloudlight9784
    @cloudlight9784 11 дней назад +9

    When is the shirt guide dropping? I need to know everything about the t shirt tech.

  • @beatnov
    @beatnov 11 дней назад +25

    14:36 i know everyones got weird excuses sometimes but wtf is this LMAO

  • @leash8932
    @leash8932 11 дней назад +14

    2:18 blud thinks he's the rock

  • @leplz132
    @leplz132 11 дней назад +4

    thank you eggster. It's been a while you apload since last time. My skin almost turned into dark blue like a yoru tp

  • @vincentodz1205
    @vincentodz1205 11 дней назад +5

    eggster, i genuinely think your vct team would literally demolish every team in the game changer vct

  • @BP14057
    @BP14057 8 дней назад

    0:02 that timing of peeking without flash himself is crazy, the flash even close

  • @redpanda8112
    @redpanda8112 11 дней назад +19

    "Peggster" never fails to deliver

  • @Colbs1107
    @Colbs1107 11 дней назад +35

    No shot y’all are giving the bot the top comment in a eggster video. How very unsigma of you all.

  • @harunkuf7055
    @harunkuf7055 9 дней назад +1

    16:35 our king is so muscular he had to get a bigger shirt mid game

  • @OminousOnyx772
    @OminousOnyx772 11 дней назад +10

    20:10 when he's blinded look at his knife

    • @starfall_anve
      @starfall_anve 11 дней назад +1

      lol u noticed that good eye bruh

    • @Buttercup1628f
      @Buttercup1628f 10 дней назад

      I still can’t process what happened to the knife

  • @slade4032
    @slade4032 11 дней назад +6

    why is the girl surrounded by hearts in the thumbnail

    • @Eggsterr
      @Eggsterr  11 дней назад +11

      Yeah kinda weird might ask editors to change, can’t lie the analytics say the thumbnail is really good

    • @lemongrab7635
      @lemongrab7635 11 дней назад

      Oh they were hearts? That motion blur cooked me

  • @samuraiskill7062
    @samuraiskill7062 11 дней назад +8

    She just talk shit on my man??

  • @jellocrackers9107
    @jellocrackers9107 11 дней назад +1

    9:01 “I wanna win this round”
    Not even a god dares to toy with a curse

  • @MineProBro10
    @MineProBro10 11 дней назад +2

    Bro was bout to bust because of a shirt😂😂😂

  • @imagay568
    @imagay568 11 дней назад +1

    bro's making his voice deeper

  • @doomthepathfinder2906
    @doomthepathfinder2906 10 дней назад

    My goatster is just playing in radiant lobby like its his playground 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 truly peak

  • @retr0raf1
    @retr0raf1 7 дней назад

    The eggster side of valorant

  • @demonz3943
    @demonz3943 11 дней назад

    Instead of talking to girls, Eggsterr beats them 🗿

  • @highsenbergg8894
    @highsenbergg8894 11 дней назад +1

    Which came first? Eggsterr's yoru guide? Or, Valorant's replay system?

  • @who4151
    @who4151 11 дней назад +3

    Average yoru doubter

  • @sumantakollya8573
    @sumantakollya8573 9 дней назад

    The intro music is sick 🔥🔥

  • @Iatemyroof
    @Iatemyroof 11 дней назад +1

    How to -correctly- prove a woman wrong, you would getta big ol bat and go HOMERUN!!

  • @vinguyen9247
    @vinguyen9247 8 дней назад

    image u guys pick neon and yoru as your main agents and u match with the best players at that agents =))))) that's pure emotional damage ngl

  • @Aslanscock
    @Aslanscock 8 дней назад +2

    Eggster is the king of clickbait. she 100% didnt say his yoru is bad lmao

  • @din0ysus
    @din0ysus 11 дней назад +4

    Why does the thumbnail girl look like the chill guy meme

    • @rawmen3657
      @rawmen3657 11 дней назад +1

      Must be looking at a different thumbnail, terrible comparison 😭

  • @Keremshanty
    @Keremshanty 11 дней назад

    Egg are y gonna do like sherrif only to immo type content? I think u should do. I wanna see u play lower elo with this yoru tech

  • @gyatan_0
    @gyatan_0 9 дней назад

    eggster shirt merch when (for a better gaming experience)

  • @Blooless
    @Blooless 11 дней назад

    Ur Jett on ascent was cold

  • @nhamtran7405
    @nhamtran7405 11 дней назад +3

    U even hit rank #1 with Yoru and she said ur Yoru is bad!? So sad

  • @singlerlim5086
    @singlerlim5086 9 дней назад +1

    bro who is the sova in the 2nd game so bad

  • @Buttercup1628f
    @Buttercup1628f 10 дней назад

    24:36 how is this a head hit can someone EXPLAIN

  • @jurgensantiagobeltrancasti2187
    @jurgensantiagobeltrancasti2187 11 дней назад

    eggster on jett would be godlike

  • @cruziobro123
    @cruziobro123 11 дней назад

    my glorious king stays winning ✊🔥🔥

  • @lossig1634
    @lossig1634 3 дня назад +1

    Is that temethy?

  • @orange-vitaminc
    @orange-vitaminc 8 дней назад

    eggster u should change camera placement i think you get where im coming from lmao

  • @toufiqhossain5533
    @toufiqhossain5533 11 дней назад

    top 0.6% fan here 😀. keep those mvps coming .

  • @MMOMEN
    @MMOMEN 11 дней назад

    Eggster you always fill me up with your nice videos 😊❤

  • @astabber6536
    @astabber6536 7 дней назад

    yo your neon in game 1 was temmets lmao

  • @datinator1200
    @datinator1200 День назад

    Lev Tex is eggsters nemesis

  • @RealJayu
    @RealJayu 11 дней назад +1

    Eggsterrr 🐐

  • @marcell7809
    @marcell7809 9 дней назад +1

    el keznit va estar mas enojado con este loco jajja

  • @scar3220
    @scar3220 11 дней назад +1

    Dear Sir Peggsterr, are you blasting gear? Why are you balding at the age of 38?

  • @EtanJass
    @EtanJass 11 дней назад

    why is bro addicted to shirts

  • @LeakSpeak
    @LeakSpeak 10 дней назад

    i didnt know lamar jackson played valorant

  • @ameybhoyar4125
    @ameybhoyar4125 9 дней назад

    Titles are getting out of hand broo😂😂

  • @Mody2711
    @Mody2711 11 дней назад

    " Girl " Pro seems like an insult

  • @Chxstnxt
    @Chxstnxt 10 дней назад

    REQUESTING TEMET + EGGSTER vs GRUMPY + ZIPTIE
    PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS

  • @regen21x14
    @regen21x14 11 дней назад

    ascent is like top 3 maps with yoru tf is she on 💀

  • @seb_can
    @seb_can 11 дней назад

    Temet doesn’t want to get off of whaaaaa

  • @51OMAR219
    @51OMAR219 11 дней назад

    what's your sensitivity im curious 👀

  • @trustedness
    @trustedness 11 дней назад +2

    EARLY TO MY GOATS VID

  • @Zaultreyak
    @Zaultreyak 11 дней назад

    i dont wanna build a new verision of chat gpt bro

  • @YLGseb
    @YLGseb 11 дней назад +1

    she may hold the wood lol

  • @sinistarcowhay7364
    @sinistarcowhay7364 7 дней назад

    "Yoru is never good" ToT

  • @har3nz
    @har3nz 8 дней назад

    1:09 do you have esp? that is not a normal reaction you accidentaly shot and tried flicking to her before seeing her

  • @ancromo2924
    @ancromo2924 11 дней назад

    Guys neon nerfed 😭😭 only one slide

  • @kuroshiro968
    @kuroshiro968 11 дней назад +8

    Is she actually a pro ? Xd

    • @S.o.13
      @S.o.13 11 дней назад

      Never seen her before 😅

    • @AloneVal
      @AloneVal День назад

      Was a player for c9

  • @1F1shh
    @1F1shh 11 дней назад

    19:54 sova got a little upset

  • @shuhashkhan2794
    @shuhashkhan2794 11 дней назад +4

    eggster watching the girls stream from his other monitor 7:53

    • @itscage
      @itscage 11 дней назад

      nope

    • @PrideAyamatsu
      @PrideAyamatsu 11 дней назад +5

      minimap

    • @siddharthdubey7484
      @siddharthdubey7484 11 дней назад

      Ragebait or retardation, you choose

    • @1F1shh
      @1F1shh 11 дней назад

      Goober he’s looking at minimap, he’s shown that he doesn’t even have another monitor I’m p sure

    • @justyami
      @justyami 11 дней назад +3

      iron moment

  • @jayden_sleepy
    @jayden_sleepy 8 дней назад

    do streamers never guess ziptie anymore? lol

  • @vergil5750
    @vergil5750 11 дней назад +5

    12:47 oh no eggster is balding

    • @FerusVagari
      @FerusVagari 11 дней назад

      He still does have a beard even if his hair is gone

  • @jayeshkog
    @jayeshkog 11 дней назад

    She pressed over nothing

  • @pengxv
    @pengxv 10 дней назад

    average woman thinking yoru isnt good for ascent

  • @IkeaBilly13
    @IkeaBilly13 11 дней назад

    my lord and savior

  • @calebdupuis33
    @calebdupuis33 2 дня назад

    greasy yoru main can u do me some fries with ur hair

  • @sxnthwave
    @sxnthwave 11 дней назад

    Ascent is a great yoru map wtf

  • @samlarsen2604
    @samlarsen2604 11 дней назад +1

    So that W we got on fortnite years ago didn't happen?

  • @sibergamer8574
    @sibergamer8574 11 дней назад

    You should duo with katsumi

  • @MercyTN581
    @MercyTN581 10 дней назад

    Didn't even bother putting her name in the title. Just girl pro lmao

  • @_Lute_121
    @_Lute_121 11 дней назад

    Im done with these glaze stories 😭

  • @Alexander-V4
    @Alexander-V4 11 дней назад

    Duo with Kat when?

  • @Charleston-v6x
    @Charleston-v6x 11 дней назад

    Gigachad yoru play

  • @ichiorra7331
    @ichiorra7331 10 дней назад

    sigma eggster

  • @ICEcream4u
    @ICEcream4u 11 дней назад +2

    i was walking my dog at the park the other day when suddenly i head a weird noise coming out of the bushes, i came closer to investigate but as i got closer a flash poped perfectly above the bush full blinding me and while i was blind i heard someone shout "WOOOW, they are SOO BLINDD, They can't see a thing" when the flash faded i looked to my right and saw that my dog was gone, what do i do?
    comment.

  • @martin21red
    @martin21red 11 дней назад

    I swear this guy only posts when I'm binging his old vids

  • @verrotz2184
    @verrotz2184 11 дней назад

    So being a good yoru means u have to have the right shirt on?

  • @iceanims7315
    @iceanims7315 11 дней назад

    MY GOAT

  • @alferezrobinjohna.9146
    @alferezrobinjohna.9146 11 дней назад

    Global Rank 1 Yoru

  • @raidenshotgun5897
    @raidenshotgun5897 11 дней назад

    insane play gg egg

  • @morten1886
    @morten1886 11 дней назад +1

    Sigmas unite!
    Thos who like this comment are certified sigmas!🍷🗿

  • @BBLDRIZZY00
    @BBLDRIZZY00 11 дней назад

    pause on 2:19

  • @TZU-shapelessBeauty
    @TZU-shapelessBeauty 11 дней назад +1

    Egggyyyyyy!!!

  • @sniper3933
    @sniper3933 10 дней назад

    9:18 "stop baiting" lil bro says as he baites 90% of the rounds as a duelist

  • @-crim-
    @-crim- 11 дней назад

    my daddy egg

  • @mrbanana4536
    @mrbanana4536 11 дней назад

    She looks like a female version of eggster, same pasty complexion n hair color

  • @TrinhLongVu-tg3tp
    @TrinhLongVu-tg3tp 11 дней назад +3

    Woman is woman

  • @Cripple_FB
    @Cripple_FB 11 дней назад +1

    “Stop baiting” as he sits in the back baiting

    • @faycelfayzu4334
      @faycelfayzu4334 11 дней назад +6

      R u blind or what ? He was about to flash tp site

    • @ovoj5631
      @ovoj5631 11 дней назад +2

      ur bronze or what?

    • @jayeshkog
      @jayeshkog 11 дней назад

      Found the iron

    • @Cripple_FB
      @Cripple_FB 10 дней назад +1

      @ he baited for a flash tp to pick up some easy kills/trades after they contacted up. Nobody’s iron cornball