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Love this stuff! You're really good at the funny and the building! Excited for what more you have in stock (or beef stock if we're still talking about cows)
Thanks to your tutorial, Ryan, I learned how to cook a steak. I am now happily married with my hot wife and can't wait to pass your expertise to my children 🙏
i have a question. i just started to sear my steak with the torch method, and it’s been over the flame for a couple weeks now and it’s still.. moving. how long do you think it should take to cook?
This is one of my favorite minecraft (and overall) youtube channels; I love this video idea, I've never expected to see that in Minecraft. I know I sound like I'm one of those annoying copy and paste "Oh, he never fails to dissapoitn us" people, but I'm being serious.
Thanks sooo much! My cooking needed an inprovement, so thank you! My fav recipe is a Cold Lava steak, but i like making a Cherry campfire and redirecting its smoke onto the steak to give it a smoky flavour. I might even add soulsand sometimes for that semi spicy taste of *The Souls of The Dammed* You can add some blackstone or blue ice for more complex flavour! As a topping, some apples or grinded blaze rods really hit the spot... Cherry flowers add more of that cherry wood flavour, plus, suprisingly it gives taste similar to a grinded golden enchanted apple. Azalea flowers really enhance flavour of *The Souls of The Dammed* and give a caveish accent. If you want, you can cut the steak with an enchanted sword for that mistical flavour of *Forgotten magic of the Ancient*
as a cook i would say mmmhhhhhh. it was a good experience as a minecraft enjoyer and being a young cook. i would say you got a new subscriber but i was already subscribed.
Making a reccomendation to try out the warden cooked steak, position your uncooked steak nearby but not within reach of the guardian of a long dead, buried and mystical civilisation and hear it enjoy the smells of it cooking before allowing a unique mix of high-energy sound waves searing the steak and the remanents of souls and lovecraftian horrors contained within.
If Shitake Taurus has a woody flavor, wouldnt it he a good alternative to smoked steak? Mainly because i cant affort smoke steak yet and Shitake Taurus meat is cheaper in my area.
Hey! Quick question! I am unsure of how to acquire some of the items needed for the Pan-seared steak. Items such as: Salt, Pepper, Garlic Powder, Cast-iron Pan, Butter, Thyme, Rosemary, Cutting Board, and Tongs. I assume you can get the butter from a milk bucket but I am unsure of the process. My crafting book doesn't say anything about this. Everything else is just a mystery to me. Please let me know as soon as possible, as I currently only have 1 hunger bar. Also what shaders did you use for that segment? It looks very crisp.
@@ryanthescion Just run over the steak with the furnace minecart. It should be very tenderized by the weight of the minecart and the furnace, and the heat from the furnace should sear the steak to get you the rarest steak possible. If you want it more cooked, just run over the steak with more furnace minecarts, or loop the one furnace minecart over the steak.
Ooh yes i do love my steak fueled with the souls of the damned. The slight hint of desperation tingles with the taste of the screams of those damned souls. It is a very refined taste so it is only for the most high level steak cookers
@@ryanthescion I just realized two things: What version of Minecraft should it be in? How do I send it to you? I could drop it in the self-promotion channel on your discord or something?
This Video is sponsored by my supporters over on Patreon and here on RUclips. If you like the content and want to see more consider supporting the channel!
Note: It's possible a cow was harmed in the making of this video though I can't be certain.
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Love this stuff! You're really good at the funny and the building! Excited for what more you have in stock (or beef stock if we're still talking about cows)
Moo
We need more content like this ❤
Thanks to your tutorial, Ryan, I learned how to cook a steak. I am now happily married with my hot wife and can't wait to pass your expertise to my children 🙏
schizophrenia
i have a question. i just started to sear my steak with the torch method, and it’s been over the flame for a couple weeks now and it’s still.. moving. how long do you think it should take to cook?
oh it should be done any day now! it moving is just the steak expelling moisture
Why does mine still have a pulse? And its still mooing
This is one of my favorite minecraft (and overall) youtube channels; I love this video idea, I've never expected to see that in Minecraft.
I know I sound like I'm one of those annoying copy and paste "Oh, he never fails to dissapoitn us" people, but I'm being serious.
Let's just remember the Bow steaks do have a likelihood of having a hole in the steak, and maybe some splinters that came off the shaft of the arrow.
It’s so funny that this video is his return.
I can’t quite tell what it is supposed to be, weather it parody or not, but I love it.
I'd like to believe that this is not a parody and Ryan is a pioneer in the field of minecraft food criticism 🤣
Ryan you're MY favourite niche internet celebrity
ah yes, ryan THE scion, our favorite chef
Extremely silly video, 10/10. I love the descriptions for each cooking method!
Any parody with a tom of effort is always a treat
You mean ton of effort?
@@PriggarGaming no
Thanks sooo much! My cooking needed an inprovement, so thank you!
My fav recipe is a Cold Lava steak, but i like making a Cherry campfire and redirecting its smoke onto the steak to give it a smoky flavour.
I might even add soulsand sometimes for that semi spicy taste of *The Souls of The Dammed*
You can add some blackstone or blue ice for more complex flavour!
As a topping, some apples or grinded blaze rods really hit the spot...
Cherry flowers add more of that cherry wood flavour, plus, suprisingly it gives taste similar to a grinded golden enchanted apple.
Azalea flowers really enhance flavour of *The Souls of The Dammed* and give a caveish accent.
If you want, you can cut the steak with an enchanted sword for that mistical flavour of *Forgotten magic of the Ancient*
Ryan!! We missed you 😭
i'll ideally be back to regularly working in a few days :D
Do you seriously think that I'm gonna watch 30 min of tutorial of how to Cook a steak in Minecraft ? Absolutely 😂
Sweet ! Though I hope no animal was cruelly treated in the making of this vid....
:')
I would never
Incredible parody of the 'every way to Cook (blank)' series.
the cauldron steak is technically just the bucket steak, only with a bigger bucket
I’m honored to bask in the light of your intellect
YUM!!! My favorite has to be the fire aspect steak, the flavor imbuded is so unique 😋.
Glad you're back Ryan 😊
you are personally a favorite Minecraft RUclipsr, I enjoy your long plays the most, you have a nice relaxing voice :D
omg is that our favourite chef ryanthescion back from his sabbatical
His passion is very inspiring, I admire him
omg i was just thinking today that it had been a while since i had the pleasure of watching a ryanthescion video :-)
very niche, very good.
12:50 LEMON.... DEMON.... LEMON... DEMON
Ayyy you got it
@@ryanthescion HAHAH the mental illness worked in my favor this day >:D i love this crossover
LET HIM COOK!
(Hope your back for good)
as a cook i would say mmmhhhhhh. it was a good experience as a minecraft enjoyer and being a young cook. i would say you got a new subscriber but i was already subscribed.
When this is posted publicly im sending this to my culinary teachers
Hopefully they learn something
Making a reccomendation to try out the warden cooked steak, position your uncooked steak nearby but not within reach of the guardian of a long dead, buried and mystical civilisation and hear it enjoy the smells of it cooking before allowing a unique mix of high-energy sound waves searing the steak and the remanents of souls and lovecraftian horrors contained within.
If you already knew the candlelight was fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago
Ryan you are a consummate Evil Genius. Absolutely twisted...and I'm Lovin It !!
Fun video idea LOL
Some one needs to make a mod for this 😂👍🙏
Been waiting for this thank you now i can effectively cook steak while spear running now
Ryan the Grafted Scion
If Shitake Taurus has a woody flavor, wouldnt it he a good alternative to smoked steak? Mainly because i cant affort smoke steak yet and Shitake Taurus meat is cheaper in my area.
I love watching my favorite nich Minecraft microceleberty
Hey! Quick question! I am unsure of how to acquire some of the items needed for the Pan-seared steak. Items such as: Salt, Pepper, Garlic Powder, Cast-iron Pan, Butter, Thyme, Rosemary, Cutting Board, and Tongs. I assume you can get the butter from a milk bucket but I am unsure of the process. My crafting book doesn't say anything about this. Everything else is just a mystery to me. Please let me know as soon as possible, as I currently only have 1 hunger bar. Also what shaders did you use for that segment? It looks very crisp.
Bro did research for the block game awesome
Is furnace minecart steak not distinct from furnace steak?
it is distinct, but i am unaware of how that method works as a steak cannot be placed within a furnace minecart
@@ryanthescion Just run over the steak with the furnace minecart. It should be very tenderized by the weight of the minecart and the furnace, and the heat from the furnace should sear the steak to get you the rarest steak possible. If you want it more cooked, just run over the steak with more furnace minecarts, or loop the one furnace minecart over the steak.
Actually how did you get the mannerisms down perfectly
holy frick this video is hiliarious yet it makes me so hungry even though i was eating while watching
I’m so charmed
How the hell do you never crack up when transcripting
I have a will of steel
I would love more videos
Never asked this question now I want to know
a beautiful education video 😉
While you showed us honey glazed steak, you did not show us slime glazed steak.
30:15
What about spruce for smoked steak?
Thiww amaa!😂
This was so random if you don't know this guy you would think he is a shef
Why all of them seems same to me 😢
I’m busting
Don't let duffle see this
Sure, I can pretend I know what most of this means (:
Cool
Joshua weissiman stole your video idea
Bruh
I thought I got the first comment
Am not rasist 🙂
👍
35 mins 15 secs all about how to cook steak. Its wonderful bit im still gonna whack my beef in the furnace and forget abt it.
Sorry
Omg I’ve been saying your name wrong this whole time😢
Now I'm waiting for "I got steak in every possible way in HARDCORE Minecraft" (excluding command and creative steaks ofc)
Ryan is the best Minecraft farm maker
Instead of cooking a steak you just need to steak the cook man. That’s all it will take
I don’t really eat much steak but this is an unctuous video frfr
THE BON APPÉTIT CHANNEL VIBE! 😂😂😂
I watched this 10 times...
and now my steak is cooked...
Thanks Ryan!
Ahhh yes a Flambé ☝️😎👉🇨🇵
Who would bring a cow to the end?!?
Mr.TheScion it's been 300 years since you've streamed
Yeah something like that
Ooh yes i do love my steak fueled with the souls of the damned. The slight hint of desperation tingles with the taste of the screams of those damned souls.
It is a very refined taste so it is only for the most high level steak cookers
Idea for a second video for this series:
"Every Way To Find Diamonds In Minecraft"
This is the first Minecraft video to make me feel hungry.
"guy, gal, nonbinary pal"
The so far undocumented steak I can think of is the Johnny steak or perhaps the warden steak
Omg Johnny steaks!! I didn’t even consider :o
I'm going to make a mod based on this
That’s be so awesome! If you do please send it to me so I can try it out
@@ryanthescion Sure!
@@ryanthescion I just realized two things:
What version of Minecraft should it be in?
How do I send it to you? I could drop it in the self-promotion channel on your discord or something?
17:00
um actually the cow is accelerated at 9.8 meters per second, per second 🤓
Ryan : ...For the french viewers
French viewers : 💅💅💅
Yes but u need some potatoes to that 🥔🥔🥔
You forgot the poisoned, puffered, waterboarded, boiled, withered, kinetic, and levitated steaks!
First I watch a video of a guy just making cake in minecraft. Now I'm watching this. What has my life become.
I watched this entire video... the entire thing...
What does he mean "almost" every way to cook a steak in minecraft? Is there more???
oh there are many more
Omg i love the every way to cook videos
Needless to say I really really liked this video❤
Ah yes, RyanThescion the new Joshua Weissman.
could u join hermitcraft?
I think this is my new favorite video on youtube
No Wither steak? Unfortunate.
I love the discovery channel
I believe you forgot the Death Star
Conde nast would be proud
he is finally backkkkkkkkkkk
STACK JUST STACK ? cool😎
Did you lose a bet?
Why am I hungry?
?
anyone said you look like joshua weissman
Nope
didnt know there where so many ways to end a cow
??? i dont understand, no cows were harmed making this
Does this work with pork too?
Not sure… I may have to make a whole video on it
we need nick to see this vid
Oh thanks! I have now seen it
Instead of cooking a steak you just need to steak the cook man.