Cobra Classics | The King Evicted from His Kingdom | kingcobrajfs

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 78

  • @lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865
    @lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865 2 года назад +17

    400 subs coming in nicely, toobz.TWU

    • @presidentviper
      @presidentviper  2 года назад +7

      I've been having a subscriber dryspell... doesn't bother me at all, to be honest. It's the truth! It is what it is, youtube. Just need to be patient.

    • @phylazen5649
      @phylazen5649 2 года назад +1

      @@presidentviper 751 now! keep up the good work, my brother and i love your edits

    • @highstrangeness2396
      @highstrangeness2396 2 года назад

      @@presidentviper Besides there are worse things in the world to be honest, like gender relations and mass shootings. It's the truth!!!

    • @wingsting9792
      @wingsting9792 5 дней назад

      Heading towards 2.5k subs, TMDWU

  • @T3t4nu5
    @T3t4nu5 2 года назад +57

    Can't believe he was kicked out. After buying that lovely ashtray for everybody?!

  • @DangoJoey
    @DangoJoey 2 года назад +10

    He was psyched for the webcam until he realized he needed to do the bare minimum in setting it up.

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest Год назад +11

    I love how Josh knowingly broke all the rules and his takeaway is that he is the victim and the landlord should thank him.

    • @damotheman4196
      @damotheman4196 Год назад

      Did you not hear about the ashtray he bought for everyone man? Cobes should get the keys to the city for that! 😂

    • @craigory87
      @craigory87 Год назад

      Don't forget everyone he has autism so it's illegal for us to make fun of him 🙄

  • @BrendanSlob
    @BrendanSlob 2 года назад +10

    "But I don't wanna be evicted."
    Like a fucking child Toobz.

  • @TheSymbiot3Venom
    @TheSymbiot3Venom 2 года назад +11

    I was blessed to watch this live as it happened.

  • @whalewaffle2771
    @whalewaffle2771 2 года назад +5

    if only could have witnessed this live... A true Cobra classic.

  • @evangeline77x
    @evangeline77x 2 года назад +7

    I checked out some pictures of the unit after Cobes moved out and that apartment is actually really cool. Whoever got it after it was refinished and decontaminated struck gold (though, they still live in Casper, so it's a win lose I guess). The kitchen set up with the glass French doors and the big stone fireplace with high mantle are really neat, the building looks like it's 1930s era so it probably used to have hardwoods..If I remember correctly there's even an old radiator heating unit (which would look sick with a faux cast iron cover, just to add a "goth" touch). It has so much potential to be a really fantastic living space and would easily go for 1500/2000 where I'm from, too bad Jorsh's innate boglimhood and constant dipshittery fucked him out of it.
    I also love how he says "it doesn't even matter if you're autistic." Lol.. That's right Cobes, it really doesn't matter that you're autistic. Autism is not an excuse for being disgusting and destructive. Especially since he actually knows better, he just chooses to be this way because it takes the least effort and he thinks people will feel so bad for him that he will never have to face real consequences for his actions. Even here, as he perfoms an apology and feigns ignorance due to his autism, it's only because he's hoping his landlord is watching and if he pretends to be sincerely apologetic and contrite enough they'll pity him and just let him stay because he's so pathetic.. But, that's not how anything works and having autism truly does not matter.. He didn't even learn a lesson since he's already destroyed the carpet in his new apartment by intentionally dumping beer and bodily fluids directly onto the floor in front of his chair. So, just as his autism does not matter to the world, putting in minimal effort to not destroy everything around him doesn't matter to him. Fun how that works lol.

  • @danielrayon3954
    @danielrayon3954 2 года назад +3

    Another rising star in the chronicle channels of our fallen Bog anti-hero, slayer of sickos and destroyer of Taco Apples.
    Circle of Protection, so mote it be.

    • @presidentviper
      @presidentviper  2 года назад +1

      I'll summon a chi ball in your honor... weather permitable.

  • @jennymarie6907
    @jennymarie6907 2 года назад +3

    Omg, There needs to be a reality show with all the Lolcows where they live in one house. The sponsor can be monster energy drinks & dominos Pizzas, just have a 24 hr live stream camera and have challenges where they have to interact with the public & keep up with their hygiene. Man, that show would be lit.

  • @bobbyhill7948
    @bobbyhill7948 2 года назад +25

    It was hilarious how long it took for him to actually stop smoking inside he was already like six months into his new apartment before he got it through his thick ass skull

    • @nickyblue4866
      @nickyblue4866 2 года назад +13

      He's smoking inside his new apartment still.... but that's just that goth rockstar toddler lyfestyle d00d

    • @manicobservations9605
      @manicobservations9605 2 года назад +2

      @@nickyblue4866 Can't wait for eviction 2!

    • @derrickharmon7980
      @derrickharmon7980 2 года назад +2

      That boy ain't right!

  • @fffrrraannkk
    @fffrrraannkk 2 года назад +16

    Didn't his landlord know he didn't want to be evicted?

  • @JahBreed
    @JahBreed 2 года назад +8

    Probably my favorite Cobesment. Well, Alots up, Jord........

    • @presidentviper
      @presidentviper  2 года назад +2

      It's definitely a quote from the Cobraverse that isn't used enough.

    • @JahBreed
      @JahBreed 2 года назад

      @@presidentviper A 20 GAWDAM DOLLAR ASHTRAY!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865
      @lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865 2 года назад +1

      @@JahBreed It was 40 cobrucks, trolle!

    • @lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865
      @lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865 2 года назад +1

      Likewise, watching this occur live wasMDWU.

    • @JahBreed
      @JahBreed 2 года назад

      @@lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865 I still cry when I hear that🤣

  • @carlisle6831
    @carlisle6831 2 года назад +8

    I spat my water out when he read that hormone joke lmfao

  • @irishjoe9195
    @irishjoe9195 2 года назад +6

    Yeah buddy!

  • @manicobservations9605
    @manicobservations9605 2 года назад +2

    I love the image of Clint while on the phone. It's like the Cobra News Network lullz!!!

  • @dachers1238
    @dachers1238 2 года назад +6

    Seriously still feels like yesterday...

  • @zudemaster
    @zudemaster 2 года назад +5

    He needs to move in with Cyrax.

    • @BrendanSlob
      @BrendanSlob 2 года назад +1

      Imagine the sheer amount of bugs the 2 would produce!

  • @kerrysanders6668
    @kerrysanders6668 2 года назад +8

    I love how, immediately after being kicked out of his apartment for, amongst other reasons, smoking indoors, he proceeds to smoke indoors. Like bro, walk 15 feet. WTF wrong with you.

  • @illygotbeats
    @illygotbeats Год назад

    He definitely doesn't want to be recorded in 4k 😂😂😂 Don't send him electronics, they go straight to the pawn shop for pennies on the dollar and converted to liquor money 💯💯

  • @nickyblue4866
    @nickyblue4866 2 года назад +1

    Well.... a lot's up Josh!

  • @ConsciusVeritasVids
    @ConsciusVeritasVids Год назад

    Cobes can't even figure out how to use a can opener, much less a new webcam. That thing got sold to a pawn store so fast.

  • @otanky296
    @otanky296 2 года назад

    I love the bindle.

  • @dustinmasterson411
    @dustinmasterson411 2 года назад +2

    He has a good dad and he at least respects his dad.

  • @Nobody18718
    @Nobody18718 2 года назад

    I Like how that joke went over cobes head lol

  • @garrycowan4394
    @garrycowan4394 2 года назад +1

    Kicked out for smoking what does he immediately do? Lights a cigarette... Classic josh

  • @tacticalcope
    @tacticalcope 2 года назад +1

    Haha yessss Ron Howard sound bite TWU
    Very fun editing throughout, you're sure to reach amazing sub counts if you keep it up (but don't forget that Cobes will have more than you, gnomeasaiyan?)

  • @rippsteakface
    @rippsteakface 2 года назад +7

    TWU

  • @traumakampfcreature
    @traumakampfcreature 2 года назад +1

    his head size is the reason he claps back at society

  • @Blady99
    @Blady99 2 года назад

    A cobra classic!

  • @preludepatrick
    @preludepatrick День назад

    LMAO, gets evicted for smoking inside and immediately lights up a cigarette and smokes indoors

  • @damienparks3549
    @damienparks3549 Год назад

    This is the guy that once smoked weed with a buddy in his apartment ON CAMERA! The landlord should've kicked him out years ago.

  • @johnm4581
    @johnm4581 Год назад

    The way I see it you owe this guy a heck of a lot spanging off of his existence.

  • @fakesummer3942
    @fakesummer3942 Год назад

    This was back before he totally pickled his brain with alcohol

  • @themonsta6669
    @themonsta6669 2 года назад +3

    Pretty sadhe just trades alot of these "gifts" for pills and tactical soap
    TDNWU COBROSEXUALS 🤟

  • @southerndandy4910
    @southerndandy4910 2 года назад

    Well a lots up Josh

  • @laxknight101
    @laxknight101 Год назад

    Did he just assume the age of an inanimate object?

  • @jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724
    @jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724 2 года назад +2

    This is most definitely what's up yootoob.. knomesayin... preesheeateit

  • @JimeLello
    @JimeLello Год назад

    What an amazing package dude was on the moon when nips called

  • @sendit1924
    @sendit1924 2 года назад

    Captain Regard

  • @Doritsboobshadow
    @Doritsboobshadow 2 года назад +1

    Where does cobra wear the green bikini to?