His problems in life are always about lacking alcohol. Someone should teach him how to mix his own prison booze from ingredients homedad Clint will buy for him
@@rebel4466 my buddy is a liquor distributor in denver and I drive to casper twice a yr......in an empty truck.....I could kill our boi with samples.....kinda existential....legal to end him with a gift he wants... we have old 4loco....watermelon fireball...all kindsvod aweful ..truckload literally
Dood you are the best Cobra Channel yet, all the others I get it they're for the archive without all the boring filler, but your edits make watching this Boglim fun. Fun and Cobra, never thought I say that without there being hate.
He holds a captive audience of 100 throughout his 5 hour streams, has so much potential…. Right. Literally EVERY SINGLE PERSON in his life is laughing at him, using him, come around him to have some jokes for their friends and update the inside jokes they already have, are pretending to be him friend for psy op purposes, and exploiting him for cigs/free beer/free weed/whatever.
This is the stream where he took a swig of sake then proceeded to completely bank out and drool everywhere for like a solid 90 seconds. I was watching live and legit concerned he was about to stroke out
I've been a comet in perpetual orbit, around the Cobraverse for the better part of a decade. Coming closer when Casper misfits create out of this world content (random miscreants on the couch and such) and far far away during the gender relations torture. That being said, I enjoy your videos more than most. I'd put you up there with the GOAT Seizure Robot and the OG Bitesized
@@southerndandy4910 Nah lol, The paypigs and people who watch his content and edit it are all equal losers in my book. Don't get me wrong content is funny as fuck... but That's a depressing lifestyle.
Can y’all imagine what his prewritten lyrics would look like? “I KNOW YOU ARE! I OWN THE TROLLS! /softly that’s just the thing of it toobz, it is what it is… F SICKOS, BUY SHIRT! /softly you don’t have to donate but it’s much precieated, who is LN”
*"..tackle life one problem at a time."* Then celebrate not actually tackling any of those issues yourself and driving your account back into debt with large amounts of alcohol, continuing the cycle of begging, boozing, begging, boozing.
Wait so he celibrated getting out of the negative by putting himself close to negative again with shit that does nothing but harm him. Rational man our Cobes.
@@presidentviper ohhhh that song.. ya I wasn’t a fan of Nikki six back in the day. Idk I was more a hardcore screamer kid lol. But I am surprise he even knows who’s Nikki is let along knows the song. Since I thought he mostly only listen to ozzy and cradle of filth. Ik he said he went to see gwar last time.
watching stuff like this makes me feel really bad for clint, who seems to be a normal midwestern type father. dude's given the boglim every possible opportunity to better himself and jorsh has chosen drink combos and smoking indoors over anything else in life.
Cobra magic has to be real, because I genuinely don't know how he can demolish a bottle of Sake like that. His stomach lining must be pure scar tissue at this point.
His communication level will have devolved to a series of drool filled grunts. He may still be able to muster a "donate" now and then, just to remind us that he owns our miserable lives.
I want a wand
"I found a bud light platinum in the fridge..you gotta tackle life problems one at a time"
🎵 speaking words of wisdom...let it bog🎵
Solving giant problems for humanity
His problems in life are always about lacking alcohol. Someone should teach him how to mix his own prison booze from ingredients homedad Clint will buy for him
@@rebel4466 my buddy is a liquor distributor in denver and I drive to casper twice a yr......in an empty truck.....I could kill our boi with samples.....kinda existential....legal to end him with a gift he wants... we have old 4loco....watermelon fireball...all kindsvod aweful ..truckload literally
@@swizzlegrower I'll take some of that sauce off your hands, Chief.
@@swizzlegrower please
If a stream starts with crossed arms you know its an e bogging stream
That's just his powerful stance, troll.
If it starts sober it definitely is
If the stream starts you know it’s about cuties and sickos
@@presidentviper it's the boglum stance. Not as powerful if you're sober.
A whole carton of NXT's?!?!?!
Baller!
Slide whistle had me laughing my ass off.
Loved the edits and sound effects. I was laughing through the entire video. ✌️
I subbed just cause dude listed the wasteful expenditures on screen.
Being single and sexless isn't the worst but he brings it up everyday
Karate Kid used to have the saddest scene of someone slamming sake.
It has been dethroned.
BANZAI!
You know you're an anime nerd when you drink socky with your sooshy.
A modern classic Cobra quote.
A+ reference dooder
Sound effects are fucking on point.
"I'm more than capable of lathing Juans"
*Breaks the lathe a day later, then tries to fix it by banging on it with a hammer*
That's some funny shit. The beat boxing had me crying!!!
Full toddler mode: Boglim arm crossing
just showing his guns, troll.
It is like an instant MBA in finance watching these videos
That Arrested Development voice over edit was enough to get me to sub. Very funny video lmao 🤣
Excruciating ear pain is an excellent name for his new album
Goth AF
That would require a level of self awareness that our boglim will never possess.
Good name for a grindcore band tbh
jimmy likes how the box shon was returned in hasnt moved in 9 months
The "Loading" symbol on his head and the "Dial Up" sounds.. LMAO.
out of the naygative coming in nicely toobz
7:49, cobes in an old timey dream sequence from a movie
You’ve gotten yourself a new subscriber, nice small flavour edits, keep it up!
6:33 is bloody brilliant!
TWU!
Got out of the negative.... so I bought a bunch of booze. Yup, priorities and savings right there.....
The dial-up modem connect sounds hahaha 🤣
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbeeboobeeboobeepsssssshhhhhhhhhhhh
@@presidentviper a masterpiece of a vid TWU! 🤘💨
Another amazing edit, circle of protection to ya
Dood you are the best Cobra Channel yet, all the others I get it they're for the archive without all the boring filler, but your edits make watching this Boglim fun. Fun and Cobra, never thought I say that without there being hate.
2:20 I am literally dying from laughing. 💀
RIP Homeboy Matthew
@@presidentviper, nope. Circle of Protection.
@@zambonijones350 So mote it be.
COPD coming in nicely toobs!
Josh should make this his ringtone
That Boglim coughing mix was awesome 👍🏻🇦🇺
coughing sneezing burping farting passive aggressively for 12 yrs.....can't control me clint!!
Watched this train wreck for 3 years now, best edit yet.
"The holidays are like my biggest season"
I love the jingle bell beer bottle shakes
OK, Troll Slayed made me LOL and had my wife looking at me funny. What a great edit
Slow slide whistle got me 🤣
Your edits are so acutely timed, very funny stuff.
Praise Viper's magic
So mote it be.
Great job.
His dad loves him so much he doesn't tell his son not to run around town with a fake burner
wow, that I’m your huckleberry joke never gets old
He holds a captive audience of 100 throughout his 5 hour streams, has so much potential…. Right. Literally EVERY SINGLE PERSON in his life is laughing at him, using him, come around him to have some jokes for their friends and update the inside jokes they already have, are pretending to be him friend for psy op purposes, and exploiting him for cigs/free beer/free weed/whatever.
LmfAoO, the editor that created this video is hilarious. Just subbed. TWU
Omfg I'm lmfao...this editing was the best!!!
Glad he is on a budget to tackle life one problem at a time.
imagine thinking that just turning on your camera for people to watch you talk to yourself and just get get drunk and eat is somehow working
The whistle when he was taking the shots totally murdered me! Lol.
Hello darkness my old friend.
We should all take a shot everytime he says TROLLS 😂
Damn the sound edits you do are gold!!
This is a true Masterpiece! Bravo!🎉😂
2:21 and you got yourself a new subscriber toobz
Great work king
This is the stream where he took a swig of sake then proceeded to completely bank out and drool everywhere for like a solid 90 seconds. I was watching live and legit concerned he was about to stroke out
8:13 That was so stupid I LOVE IT!!!😂😂😂
Yeah buddy!
4:10
God that reminds me of an old 80s horror movie ending stinger
So, he got outta the negative and went RIGHT back into it for cigs and booze. Real winner we got here folks!
People have to stop enabling him.
@@jambajuice7822 won't happen
Aren't there penalties for going in the red?
@@GodOfFuck I'm sure there is a fee. I think most banks charge about $30
@@Dragonmage967 nah safety net hanging tight.
It's funny to me when he says he wants to put wands on etsy cause it's almost Halloween as if this bog would even be able to ship them fast enough
Out of the negative and right back in baby😎
My friend and I watched this earlier today and were cracking up... he came up with a good one, “EmperorMambaTWU”
This guy is such a trainwreck, but i can't look away HELP!
"or a little brother" What are referring to in this statement again?!
You know, I had the same feeling about 18 year olds. When I was 25...
I've been a comet in perpetual orbit, around the Cobraverse for the better part of a decade. Coming closer when Casper misfits create out of this world content (random miscreants on the couch and such) and far far away during the gender relations torture. That being said, I enjoy your videos more than most. I'd put you up there with the GOAT Seizure Robot and the OG Bitesized
Rarefied air that smells of Bond #2 TWU
10 years in the bogverse thank you for your service
Casper’s #1 Stalker/E-Begger
I feel worse for the paypigs. Imagine sending money to him lol
@@Nesqwikz it’s a business transaction toobz
@@southerndandy4910 Nah lol, The paypigs and people who watch his content and edit it are all equal losers in my book. Don't get me wrong content is funny as fuck... but That's a depressing lifestyle.
Cracked me up, nice one.
Can y’all imagine what his prewritten lyrics would look like? “I KNOW YOU ARE! I OWN THE TROLLS! /softly that’s just the thing of it toobz, it is what it is… F SICKOS, BUY SHIRT! /softly you don’t have to donate but it’s much precieated, who is LN”
First cobra had slo mode for chat. Now he talks in slo mode!
Cobes better not get any ideas with that sick beat drop.
*"..tackle life one problem at a time."*
Then celebrate not actually tackling any of those issues yourself and driving your account back into debt with large amounts of alcohol, continuing the cycle of begging, boozing, begging, boozing.
We aren't all born knowing how to budget, doodt.
TMDWU well done brother
did he put on headphones even though the music was playing from the speakers and not realize it was playing from the speakers?
It is what it is.
King of eboggers
Out of the neg, roll out the keg! TWU!
A Masterpiece ✊😎
Wait so he celibrated getting out of the negative by putting himself close to negative again with shit that does nothing but harm him. Rational man our Cobes.
🔥🔥🔥 the looney toons ending was fuckin bad ass! 😂😂😂
Little sister or little brother?? Did warlord finally get to him?
Was he singing a song from shinedown?
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It takes a beautiful mind like Cobes to only know Nikki Sixx from Sixx AM rather than Motley Crue.
@@presidentviper ohhhh that song.. ya I wasn’t a fan of Nikki six back in the day. Idk I was more a hardcore screamer kid lol. But I am surprise he even knows who’s Nikki is let along knows the song. Since I thought he mostly only listen to ozzy and cradle of filth. Ik he said he went to see gwar last time.
How does cobes not know he is extremely revolting?
Mental Illness....Alcohol...The occasional bottle of Norco.
delusions of grandeur
this made me laugh thank you
watching stuff like this makes me feel really bad for clint, who seems to be a normal midwestern type father. dude's given the boglim every possible opportunity to better himself and jorsh has chosen drink combos and smoking indoors over anything else in life.
Cobra magic has to be real, because I genuinely don't know how he can demolish a bottle of Sake like that. His stomach lining must be pure scar tissue at this point.
Hahahaha this one was great, praise Vipers magik 🔮
"AHHH SHHH PUSH IT AHHHH SHH PUSH IT, DOO DOO DOO....
the editing is hilarious XD
Twu. Subscribed
Pls zoom in on his face more it’s my favorite part
Gotta solve problems one beer at a time toobz
Needs to collaborate with Cyrax.....
This dude in 5-7 years … it will be fun to see the decline 😂
Oh no, I... I thought this was the decline?
Check his fyrst doc and where he is now. Its shocking.
His communication level will have devolved to a series of drool filled grunts.
He may still be able to muster a "donate" now and then, just to remind us that he owns our miserable lives.
nice edit dood, subbed
Dude gets so smashed he talks in cursive!!!
im your 911 sub. lets hope cobra doesnt find out, he'l probably cry again
UNCLE SAM PUT YOUR NAME AT THE TOP OF HIS LIST
TWU Paypiggies
first thing he buys as soon as he's out of the negative is booze, but not an alcholic toobz TWU
nice channel cool editing not annoying
Honestly, "not annoying" is the best I can hope for.
Kelly and Jack having kids with ozzys proven genetic issues.....and their addiction issues.......smart!
Well see kobes in a rekt thread soon
Thank god the real fans got him out of debt, so the trolls can make fun of the boglim
Even the URL calling him an incel
*clink* 😂😂
LMFAO Subbed! TWU
For someone that likes talking a lot he doesn’t have shit to say 😂