You use butter? I use avocado oil or olive oil. That's my preference tho! I've never heard of anyone using that as an alternative, I'm not judging, it's just surprising
You know when you look back at what he use to be and his speech talk til now.. it’s not that far off maybe 3 yrs apart.. I do miss the old him where he wasn’t really that off putting til now where he’s just gone gone..
OMG! I did not expect young Jesco White to randomly pop up in the video! Superb! If Im not subscribed already, I will be here, a moment after I post this comment! Well done! 😸
@@presidentviper Hell yeah! I love the full clip of him sitting at one door, on one side of the trailer, while his (ex, deceased) wife sits at the door at the other end, talking about this madness! They remind me a lot of my oldest brother and his ex wife, back when they were still married! 😹 We're from Western Kentucky, and The Whites remind me of a lot of people that I knew, or was at least acquainted with, back home! Although we definitely have rednecks up here in North Idaho/Eastern WA State, too!
I give a lot of credit, for my having lost over 50lbs in a year, to Chris Chan and Amberlynn Reed! But I should give Cobes a little credit too! Because any video he makes, that includes food, is damned near guaranteed to kill my appetite! 😹
If you still need to lose weight, I'd say add nickocado avocado to that list(hell any mukbanger would work tbh) It's so fucking repulsive the shit people literally shovel into their face-holes, and upload to RUclips.
That is the carbon off everything he’s burned in the pan since he’s bought it because he won’t ever wash it, because he thinks he’s seasoning the cast iron.
the crunch of the teflon chunks rly adds to the flavor/texture
I love how his pan is already smoking hot before he even enters the kitchen
Yes, he is great at planning ahead. I agree.
Yet still doesn't boil water before adding pasta
@@presidentviper Yeah, his prep work leaves no stone unturned!
He has no idea how to control the heat on a cast iron skillet.
Who knew the good times could still be so dark
I think you mean dank.
"make perfect eggs, every time" proceeds to mess up eggs.
I miss that eye that lived in a different time zone.
The cutaway to the pan had me rolling
“Early morning smoke” tobacco combo TWU
another 🥚 congealed to perfection
🤌
Yeah, the key to "sunny side" burnt to shit eggs is starting out with a filthy pan with no butter on high heat. Brilliant maneuver.
You use butter? I use avocado oil or olive oil. That's my preference tho! I've never heard of anyone using that as an alternative, I'm not judging, it's just surprising
No way could he make an egg any other way than boiling it in beer water for an hour
Boiling it in beer/mountain dew and burning it to a crisp are the two ways to cook an egg.
As long as it gets microwaved for 4 minutes to make sure its done. Twu
@@Donck2010 you forgot to add the cheese and doritos dood. TMDNWU
I love that being able to taste everything he's cooked in the pan for months is a good thing.
The only time he doesn’t use oil or margarine. Just hot, crusty pan.
I was expecting a triple thump of Country Crock (not a sponsor).
Not everyone is born knowing how to cook an egg
Eggsactly, praise MUH'LORD arcane knowledge of Gothic regarded eggs.
Damn that eye was out of control!
That’s that reeetard eye control for you
One eye on the titties, one eye on the streets.
Wash your pans, cool cobras, or just scrape them out
I really thought he was going straight to the trash can with the first one but his plate was hiding over there.
Metal spatula on a never cleaned non stick pan TMDWU cancer coming in nicely, toobz
Not a non stick pan homey it’s a crusty cast iron skillet he’s never washed.
@@thesausage351 Is, it, though? I've never seen a cast iron pan with a riveted handle like that.
The circle of protection on the pan holding up nicely toobz
the circle of protection enables it to never need washing TMDWU TOOBZ
The twelve minutes of my life forfeit seems trivial compared to the sheer damage this video dealt my faith in humanity.
TWU
@@presidentviper TMGDDWU
Best. Comment.
If you want a yoke to be in the middle gently shake the egg first before cracking, but dude you gotta clean that pan
Very well seasoned pan twu doods
Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia is the BEST movie ever made!!!
"I don't want no sloppy, slimy eggs!
Edit: I didn't know it was in this
Second best after "Kingcobrajfs Now It's a Party!"
The dancing outlaw
What are the chances that I watched it _right_ before I clicked this video?
Also the real question is:
Is that a cast iron skillet or just a burnt nonstick pan with years of buildup caked into it?
Hilariously, it is the latter.
Honest question right there, I'd like to know that also.
I think you know the answer
I'm late, but I'm almost certain it's a fossilized nonstick. I've never seen a cast iron pan with a riveted handle like that.
Praise our King’s gothic culinary magic.
This deserves the academy award for best horror film of the year
Teflon eggs. Just a little Tony's for flavor
Teflon eggs😂😂😂
his stove really only ever goes from high or off.. my god lmao
9:06 I was waiting for that dummy in the background to move his creepy ass head 😂
So he's telling us mostly budlight and Mt dew ended up in that egg from the pan?
That fried egg looks like he found it on the driveway,yuck
9:37 best bit, just skip to it. You wont regret it.
TMDNWU!
thanks doodt
What in the sweet dreams of baby Jesus came across my RUclips suggested list? How in blue blazes did I end up here?
It's your lucky day, dood.
Welcome to the cobraverse dootd, enjoy your daily jokes, Mt dew and budlight cooking vids and gender relation classes.
Please dont go down this rabbit hole
You know he scooped eggs with his hands, TWU!!!!
ahh the good ole spice smokin days
Beat time in history . Thank u Michael Obama
You know when you look back at what he use to be and his speech talk til now.. it’s not that far off maybe 3 yrs apart.. I do miss the old him where he wasn’t really that off putting til now where he’s just gone gone..
It took me a second to realize that wasn't a cast iron pan.
Wants to make sunny side egg, makes dark side egg.
Watching this I realize I hate myself more than I thought
Classic. TWU.
TMDWU
I wish 2023 Josh still wore a black ‘beater
Better not burn them eggs BOY!
Hope you like your eggs dank side up toobz
That’s a pro tip for anyone struggling to make eggs. TWU
Dude seriously needs to scrub that pan and spatula
orrr throw it away and buy another one lol that ones fuckkedd
@@CashensPowerwashinghe actually sold it on an auction to someone from the Cobraverse and made 3 figures on it from memory, $150 or something.
The closing song is so bad ass \m/
@8:06 that one in the back is basically what his lungs look like
The churchbell joke is some master level autism there.many layers, twu
The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia reference 👏👏👏
I DON'T WANT NO SLOPPY SLIMY EGGS
@8:30 #EggCrunch
An extra-crispy sunny side egg from Dave's Famous KFC.
Perfect 👌🏾
I had a flashback to cooking eggs when my parents slept in.
You can’t convince me that it’s not Absolem from Alice in Wonderland. A crusty gothic Absolem.
Who knew you could scrub a pan with an egg?
For some reason i had to go cook eggs after watching this.
OMG! I did not expect young Jesco White to randomly pop up in the video! Superb! If Im not subscribed already, I will be here, a moment after I post this comment! Well done! 😸
Dancing Outlaw, baby!
@@presidentviper Hell yeah! I love the full clip of him sitting at one door, on one side of the trailer, while his (ex, deceased) wife sits at the door at the other end, talking about this madness! They remind me a lot of my oldest brother and his ex wife, back when they were still married! 😹 We're from Western Kentucky, and The Whites remind me of a lot of people that I knew, or was at least acquainted with, back home! Although we definitely have rednecks up here in North Idaho/Eastern WA State, too!
Boy, am I super glad our local idiot showed us another cooking video.. 😂
I give a lot of credit, for my having lost over 50lbs in a year, to Chris Chan and Amberlynn Reed! But I should give Cobes a little credit too! Because any video he makes, that includes food, is damned near guaranteed to kill my appetite! 😹
One day you'll lose 89 elbees like our gorl.
If you still need to lose weight, I'd say add nickocado avocado to that list(hell any mukbanger would work tbh)
It's so fucking repulsive the shit people literally shovel into their face-holes, and upload to RUclips.
A metaphor in tap shoes! Truthy and pithy!
See! SEEEEE!
How can he make the egg look like a piece of chicken
He's got magic
JESCO!! haha awesome
Cooked to perfection
Why the fuck does he eat eggs in a single bite?
Because rehtarded
Because one egg is one bite?
I saw the brand on his phone case, looked at mine, then cried
The day he could be using bacon greese he doesn't, not even oil 😅😢
A24 presents: The Egghead
That 1st egg would’ve been nice if he had a clean pan!
They should make a sitcom of jords life. It could be like Seinfeld but gross
Whats up with all that black stuff
That is the carbon off everything he’s burned in the pan since he’s bought it because he won’t ever wash it, because he thinks he’s seasoning the cast iron.
Burnt food, burnt grease, and Teflon scabs.
No need to bring race into this
This feels like I’m in some fever dream with a roommate from 2004 or something. The pan was so not nice. This doesn’t feel right to even watch XD
Perfectly seasoned pan.
@@presidentviper understandably seasoned yes. But riddled with remainders of Burgers or Bacon. I’ve only scratched the top of the Lore^^
Whatever he's smoking made his eyes crooked.
Jesco does not approve.
He has no idea how to control the heat on a cast iron skillet.
Can't wait to watch him certainly screw up something I learned how to cook when I was 6.
That poor egg
This thing is not my boy
That sunny side egg looks like it's in the middle of an eclipse.
And it's crunchy???
Nononono nono 9:39
ohhh Jesus 😮
Damn son, in my days as a polytoxicomanic crack-head i was'nt as far gonne xD TWU
Haha! Jesko white said it best!😂