TikTok Recipes That Should Be Illegal
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TikTok cooking, an art form that manages to bring out the rawest of human emotions. Today, we watch as the TikToker calabroskitchen makes some truly horrifying creations. Buckle up.
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"Milk chocolate is disgusting" - the guy who blended a hoagie with vanilla ice cream
And put baked beans in tomato sauce in chocolate after he said that
But I have to admit, he's right
@@TRMrStone You obviously never had Belgian or Swiss milk chocolate
@@StevenQ74 Most likely, I just like for more bitter chocolate
@@TRMrStone same i like dark chocolate better then any other chocolates
he also seems to make small amounts instead of an entire cow worth of food. i will be interested if he will ever swap over to decent cooking, he definitely knows what he is doing in the kitchen.
@Adam Kent oh cool, i gotta check it out.
Normal cooking won't give him that much views
@@komiks42 lol it doesnt he gets like 100 on average. but dam his food does look good.
I was looking to see if anyone else caught it- when he made the spamookies, i think he replaced the water with wine? I have to try it even if I'm wrong now tho lmfao
@@spyterpig what have we fucking become
Out of all the "bad cooking" channels online, I respect that 1) he eats them and 2) he makes them well. It may be rage content but at least it's not lazy! 😆
Appreciate it 😂😊
@@AnthonyCalabro your sense of humor is great man! Leaf Wellington gets me everytime lol. I also love that you tried them all and gave an honest opinion 😂.
@@sandwich3044 🥺🥹
I don't think it's necessarily rage content so much as mix-and-match logic swap humour.
@@plantaxiang Bingo *finger guns*
"Milk chocolate is disgusting"
*Proceeds to make Reese's beanut butter cups*
He used 70% chocolate. It's not milk chocolate, it's dark chocolate.
@@Proserpira that wasnt my point
Yes
"🅱️EANUTS"?
@@SMCwasTaken beanuts 🫘🍫
"Milk chocolate is disgusting." That's a bold statement from someone who made a leaf wellington.
The brits have successfully made me bakedbean phobic. The beans haunt me😭
Same and I'm Scottish
Same, but I’m British too 😅😢😭
As a British citizen, I am so sorry.
Well you were asking for it. Don’t expect to see British without a can of beans in their jean pockets and breast pocket. Oh yeah, we also have a bean studded shank. Watch the fuck out 💀
As a brit, also hate beans
Sandwich ice-cream: Only two ingredients
Calabbros: Immediately lies to us
dont show that video to kronii
Baking a spamookie for your least favorite coworker sounds like a good idea lol.
its pronounced SPOOKIE!
lol
Now _there's_ a plan, Satan!
@Rocky B If you like sweet and salty, I’d recommend topping the cookie off with a bit of sea salt.
@Rocky B Make some Maple Bacon white chocolate chip cookies.
The fact that he’s eating these absolute war crimes, is gonna haunt me at night 😭😭💀
I kinda wanna try them sadly
@@joeyflores9649 sadly
late but I kinda respect it tbh. at least it's not like bananalovesyou or whatever her name is w/ making huge portions & not eating any of it 😭
It could be a defense mechanism. An intruder in your house? Just eat these will definitely stun them.
"Milk chocolate is disgusting" yet continues to make a baked bean filled chocolate cup
Well, he's right on the first part of that!
@@diannt9583how dare you…
It's dark chocate.
@@Proserpira he used dark Chocolate and said milk Chocolate is disgusting
@@commanderblack5045 ...yes. The original commenter believed he used milk chocolate despite insulting it, but it was dark chocolate. Keep up!
I would try the Spam cookie. I like salty and sweet together, and if the Spam was cut thin enough and cooked up crispy enough, so that you're really just left with the salty taste, I don't think it would be bad, to be honest. They make chocolate bars with bacon, this is a cookie with chocolate and Spam, which would replace the bacon taste.
Full disclosure...as terrible as Spam is for you, I love it, and a couple times a year I give in and indulge. I usually cube it up and throw it into some fried rice. Maybe next time, I'll make cookies.
I would try the nicken chugget tbh. I might be insane for saying this, but it actually does look like it tastes alright
I was thinking the same. Maybe I’m crazy but I’d like to try the spam cookie. But then again I’m the type to put flaky salt on my homemade chocolate chip cookies lol
@@twdjt6245 Oh, yum...I'm going to try that!! 😊😋
I like to put coffee in yogurt and eat it with apples 😃
@@think...you_must I love plain yoghurt...there are so many things you can mix into it. I like mixing in some peanut butter, and then dipping apple slices or a banana into it.
This reminds me of a friend who worked at Dairy Queen in high school and made a hotdog blizzard. If I remember correctly it was a chopped up hotdog, ketchup, mustard, and relish mixed into the vanilla soft serve. He said it was gross, but not as bad as he thought it would be. Thankfully, I wasn't there to try it.
It would be good if it wasn't vanilla soft serve some more dinner like and it would be kinda good
@@andrewpropst1071 are you thinking like an onion soft serve? Always classic
I used to work at McDonald’s and I had a manager who would let us do whatever, so I made an apple pie mcflurry.
It was actually pretty darn good!
I was overtaken by insanity one day as a teenager and decided to put tomato sauce on vanilla ice cream. I can confirm that those alone are two ingredient that’s should never be mixed. 😂
I guess I can't be mad at the food he makes because he does outright say he makes cursed foods
What I CAN be mad at is all the waste that comes with making these foods (assuming he doesn't eat them in his spare time, I really hope he does but also hope he doesn't)
i hate to brake it to you but there is enough food in the world to make sure that nobody starves the only there is starving people is because governments don't give a shit so this litle waste of food ain't relly doing much anyways
@@milantosic not really many countries have to trade for food tho and it cost money to purchase food… just because we have access to it doesn’t mean we should waste it
This is why the world sees Americans as so entitled
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@alyssasola6859 i am from Serbia i am aware of what you sre saying its just that there is litrle enough food to end world hunger and governments simple say thay can't becuse of logistics.
@@milantosic I could've eaten those beans man
@@lyssgoddess At the store he bought all this from they probably threw away 100x this the night he bought it
The vegan teachers life gets ruined by seeing the meat cookie 💀💀
She deserves it, though even the meat cookie is a bit much. She'd still whine about regular cookies because of the eggs and butter. There is no pleasing that woman. Piss her off more. Get creative.
I would absolutely pay to see that happen.
Lol yisss
@@keikonooner3756 True, true.
TikTok "recipes" will be Gen Z's version of those horrific Boomer recipes from the 70s, which we make fun of today.
All those jellied salads...
So literally, the future party cheese salad is already being made, for the future gen alpha Jack Scalfani the 3rd to misinterpret and think was meant to be real food and not a joke his family was playing on him.
The fact that he put the milk first in the shrimp tail cinnamon crunch recipe... i know he did that on purpose
As much as I HATE mixing sweets and meats and I dislike chocolate chip cookies, the part of me that likes salted chocolate says those cookies COULD be good. The nicken chuggets I'd make no sweat. Probably a little greasy on the outside, maybe not as crispy as I'd prefer on the inside, but it's hard to go wrong with chicken and panko crumbs.
Honestly the spamookie would likely be okay. Eating meat with biscuits, usually with cracker style types, is already a thing people do but I've personally eaten devon (basically what we call bologna sausage in many parts of Australia) and cabanossi while eating other types of biscuits in the past such as Delta Creams (similar, and better, to Oreos) and chocolate chip cookies.
I’m sure those biscuits are meant to be savory.
“Milk chocolate’s disgusting”
Proceeds to encase baked beans in dark chocolate
That’s not a face of “Mmm this is good,” that’s the face of “ Oh dear god what terrible thing have I created.”
“I’m using dark because milk chocolate is disgusting”
*makes baked beans in a chocolate cup*
*makes sandwich ice cream*
These type of recipes is something Gordon Ramsay would cry about for sure.
Yeeeessss
August I need you to know I'm two minutes into the video and it's already made me shiver and gag accordingly, love the channel lmao
@MarfusinkaDusinkaI seriously doubt it’s not a Rick roll, bot.
People say these comments like he is gonna become your friend afterwards
Ah yes, ad chat break
I drank all sorts of hot sauce as a kid and ate salt. I'm not sure what plane of existence this dude is on to come up with recipes when my weird ass self couldn't even do this at the time.
I used to drink vinegar, I think hot sauce is somehow better but also worse in a way since..it's spicy
I used to eat spoonfuls of miracle whip till I puked when I was a kid. I used to mix it up with soda, milk, or ice cream. Looking back, I guess those were my version of weird combinations or 'recipes.' 😅 I can assume that this is why I dislike mayonnaise as an adult.
I just ate spoonfuls of potato starch
The beans in the peanut butter cup is definitely him trolling
And the rest of the other recipes isnt?? 😭
Obviously all his content is trolling and satire 🙄
@Destiny lol
@Destiny yeah it is not as bad as the other TikTok recipes
It's just a ripoff of a William Osman video.
You have to be a different kind of person to come up with these recipes.
Yeah lol
You have to be from Ohio
*horrible kind of person
Ay i thought being different is good, well i guess not always
Yeah, a sociopath.
i cut hair for a living and i was cutting a lady's hair a few weeks back and we somehow got on the TikTok subject. I told her I had recently purchased a new phone that came with TikTok pre-installed and that it was the first app i deleted after setting the phone up. she told me, "I just LOOOOVE TikTok. yes, it's stupid, but i use it for the recipes." i knew then and there to never accept any food she may have prepared if the circumstance ever arrives.
His worst crime was putting milk in the bowl first
I do this because soggy cereal is nasty
#milkfirstgang 💪
@@absolutelyridiculous6743I don’t really care if what order it is. I say cereal is cereal.
I knew he was trolling but "Cinnamon Toast Crunch: Oops it's all shrimp tails" caught me off guard and I lost it.
No video has ever made me this upset. I paused in the first couple of seconds to yell to the universe because of the HORROR of what I just witnessed. I have never seen my favorite foods turned to something cursed before.
I screamed with you.
I like that the satire food tiktoker is back. He's not serious but the reactions he gets are hilarious.
The TikToker doing this needs to take an ethics class.
Guys, there is nothing more priceless than watching desgusting cooking videos while having your 3am night shift break. During eating.
Thanks August.
There should be a Disturbing TikTok Recipe iceberg chart at this point.
I am using these tiktoks to train my stomach to stop responding to my brains command to gag. Made it almost 3 minutes this time.
I think august should be the month that we thank august for the work he does for us.
Valuable lessons were taught today, such as "You need to think things through" and "not everybody deserves food"
I'd definitely try the Nicken Chuggets as that sounded and looked kinda delicious. Besidse that I honstly might give those Spam Cookies a try. You have the salty crispy spam and the sweet cookies with chocolate chips, that sounds like it could be good to me.
I have a hate for baked beans, and this man just boosts it to a higher length.
The Wolfpit made spam cookies before. He cut the spam into tiny chocolate chip size and super cooked the spam. He added the spam with chocolate chips and they looked really good
I think he made a cheesecake with candied pumpkin spice Spam…
As a person who loves cookies, I’m most offended by the spam with chocolate chip cookies! It feels like it should be illegal
I think it gives out the same energy with chicken and waffles kinda dish… Sweet and savoury..😀
It has been such a ride watching your channel grow over the past couple years, it good to see a fellow arkansonion being successful and thriving on this platform, you're a king August, keep it up
He clearly tempered that chocolate. Which is way more than that recipe deserves.
Have you never had Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies before?
I would probably actually eat a Spam Chocolate Chip Cookie if offered tbh
Jesus, the Beanbutter cup looks like something out of Dining with Dickey. It can't be serious. LMFAO
7:39 are we just going to ignore the fact that he's got wagyu beef in his freezer??
This looks like something a small child would make at summer camp and then dare the horrified counselor to eat it
After watching this, I'm wondering if Calabros is bananalovesyoutoo's long lost brother.
“I’ll use dark chocolate because milk chocolate is disgusting”
Also him making a dark chocolate baked bean abomination.
Therapist: Beanut cups don't exist, they can't hurt you
The Beanut cups: *exists* ... somehow
My humor has gone off the deep end. I audibly chuckled when he said beannut butter.
These TikTokers would probably just throw an eggplant and a pie in together and call it recipe
This is the first time i've seen baked beans and chocolate together and it better be the last
Average food in Ohio
Fax
Exactly
Mhn
Average comment in Ohio
The recipes on this dude's channel would be great if I were ever forced to invite people I didn't like over for something and never wanted them to return lmao
There’s a reason why you only see him cook at home 😅
The spam cookies are a way to disappoint kids at parties, just head I’ve to the desert table and swap you have gooey cookies while they have spammed disasters
I can't cook to save my life, but I'm sure even my food can be considered more edible than whatever this crap is
These Tik Tok recipes reminds me of something like 5 Minute Crafts where they deliberately put out shocking content purely for engagement
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Stay strong and dont be afraid to seek help if things get too heavy
@@TBone4Breakfast I would but help doesn't do it's job on me
I would make the spam Cookies for thanksgiving, so my family doesn't expect me to make anything again lol
It’s me, I am him. And to be fair, I do specify that my normal food is for RUclips only 😂
Don’t let ‘em get to you, real ones know your channel isn’t a “bad cooking” channel but a twisty and unpredictable “switch” humor for lack of a better word. If I had TikTok I’d follow, keep it up
all of these people are about to burst into tears behind the scenes.
He just threw in a whole sandwich in a blender that can't be human.
Sandwich ice cream should be considered a war crime in the kitchen. NO ONE would ever eat, much less *make* something like that!
August is literally a god at these videos
"I'm using dark chocolate because milk chocolate is disgusting"
(immediately puts beans in it)
sir your tactics frighten and confuse me
The second I saw the beans in a reese's cup I had to prevent myself from screaming. What a horrifying combination wtf
Can't believe I haven't seen a single comment talking about the cinnamon toast shrimp tails. Those are absolutely a reference to a small controversy a while back where someone found a shrimp tail in their cereal and tweeted about it. Dude is 100% self aware what he's making is nonsense, but I still appreciate him actually putting his abominations in his mouth.
He's actually pretty wholesome compared to most of the garbage recipe channels
These recipes have gotten completely out of hand. Seems like people are doing whatever it takes to boost their popularity on said platform.
I love the ridiculousness of a man about to make nicken chuggets putting his chicken fat batter filling monstrosity in the freezer to chill right next to an A5 wagyu steak 😂
Seeing the spam go into those chocolate chip cookies really HURT my soul.
My disappointment is... immeasurable. I am upset.
If I ever accidentally ingest any kind of poison,these tiktoks will be my go to cure.Forget the stomach pump,force feeding me dry charcoal or antidote injections....I will leave now so I can retain my lunch...This is the person everyone asks to bring ice to the company party.
Is it just me, or do I like the jingling of keys
this is where you need Gordon Ramsay to come in and see if this guy makes the standards
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Those Spamookies lowkey sound really good. Salty, savory, and sweet all in one concise package.
I’d have to try the nicken chugget thing even if the texture is weird it can’t taste too bad I’m sure the crap they’d use with Tyson or something is worse
At least we know what's in there. We've probably eaten chicken nuggets made from ground up chicken godknowswhatparts. 😅
I'd also try those. Miss me with the rest of that stuff 😂
If I bite into a peanut butter cup, and there’s beans in it, everybody in the room dying
I would try the sandwich ice cream if it were pb&j of fluffanutter (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
I'm curious about the cookies, but I think ham/spam and pineapple work great together, so who knows? I was pleasantly surprised by chocolate chip pumpkin cookies. And no, not pumpkin spice. Pumpkin.
What is fluffernutter? Sounds delicious
With those recipes you are basically making a combination of dinner and dessert and they don't mix well
They actually make a Cinnamon Toast Crunch seasoning 😂
that baked beans chocolate thing is an abomination.
if you don't know what it is. it looks like an extremely tasty peanut and caramel filling inside a chocolate goodness shell.
and then you take a bite and it's COLD BAKED BEANS
I swear August needs more Subscribers
i thought everything was at least semi ok until is saw the cinnamon shrimp tails, i legit had to pause the video and lay in silence for a minute, why is nobody talking about the shrimp tails man.
I’m still watching the intro… WAS THAT A BEAN BROWNIE!?
Disgusting aint it
yes, yes it was.
A bean brownie is one of the many “wonderful” and “delicious” recipes made by @calabroskitchen 😃
The best thing is that it is obviously a joke, so you don't have to imagine someone forcing their family to eat this
2:04 was that a willhelm scream
I think I might like those 'nicken chugget' coz I like eating the deep fried breading & egg mix left over from actual fried chicken. They're just so deliciously packed with salt, pepper and MSG
Video starts: 2:48
I’ve actually had spam chocolate chip cookies and they’re actually pretty good, the biggest difference to the ones I had though is the spam was cubed and candied first so it was kinda crunchy and sweet and salty.
Tiktok is like a firework…… loud and annoying
Gordon Ramsay: "Do you smoke?"
TikTok "cooking" guys: "Cigarettes?"
Gordon Ramsay: "No"
The most normal recipes in Ohio.
I love Calabros kitchen 😂 The fact that he actually is a really talented chef but decided to use his skills for evil just cracks me up
Omg! The oops all shrimp tails! Had me rotflmafo! Lmao 🤣
Thanks August
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CHOCOLATE AND BEAN REESE'S?! WHAT THE HELL?!!?
I'd try the spamookies. My mind makes me think they can't be THAT bad.