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  • Опубликовано: 5 авг 2024
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  • @DangerVille
    @DangerVille 5 лет назад +960

    I literally facepalmed when I saw the article... I sure hope it’s satire.

    • @jurassickaiju14
      @jurassickaiju14 5 лет назад +59

      Nice to see you here, DangerVille. And yes, there was much facepalming at this article.

    • @suchismitamukherjee8922
      @suchismitamukherjee8922 5 лет назад +47

      This arctile is stupid. King of the monster is on the best movie of this year

    • @suchismitamukherjee8922
      @suchismitamukherjee8922 5 лет назад +23

      King of the monster did u much of thing and little stuff to make fans very happy. Critics are just always evil to godzilla

    • @BSM-vw6cf
      @BSM-vw6cf 5 лет назад +16

      Love ur videos! And I couldn't agree more, Godzilla is the best monster styled movie ever though KOTM may not be perfect it is still one of the best in the franchise.

    • @epicacefanfilmsanddiscussi6635
      @epicacefanfilmsanddiscussi6635 5 лет назад +2

      Sup bro I watch you guys as well I think you should cover it too so the entire residence face plan at this monsterousity

  • @nickedits9273
    @nickedits9273 5 лет назад +707

    I hate when people only think godzilla is suppose to be silly
    HIS FIRST MOVIE WAS A HORROR FILM

    • @lilrican1971
      @lilrican1971 5 лет назад +20

      That movie is like a million years old .. this is what happen when Toho doesn't take their Gojira serious enough and only pump out silly gojira movie after silly movie ..

    • @nickedits9273
      @nickedits9273 5 лет назад +77

      What do you mean after the showa series there was the heisei that was serious and the millennium series
      I think critics only think godzilla is silly and for kids because of the showa series
      WHEN THE HEISEI AND MILLENNIUM SERIES WHERE BOTH SERIOUS

    • @lilrican1971
      @lilrican1971 5 лет назад +6

      @@nickedits9273 hmmm! I see you forgot that little movie final wars...

    • @nickedits9273
      @nickedits9273 5 лет назад +11

      lilrican1971 wait final wars was not serious?

    • @lilrican1971
      @lilrican1971 5 лет назад +4

      @@nickedits9273 Rotflmmfao! You call trying to block anguirus in a soccer style scene serious.. lmmfao! And you wonder why people don't take Gojira serious...

  • @Daemondog
    @Daemondog 5 лет назад +340

    They apparently just think all monster movies are dumb self aware horror flicks. What a disservice to the genre

    • @paxtheskeleton6636
      @paxtheskeleton6636 5 лет назад +27

      Daemondog and guess what ? I’ve watched Crawl and it is NOT self aware AT ALL

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 лет назад +16

      Wanna bet 10$ that the journalist
      Is a Basement dweller hired by the guys who made Crawl

    • @ryangonelli5085
      @ryangonelli5085 5 лет назад +2

      @Luis Martinez nice bait

    • @minsurezero6665
      @minsurezero6665 5 лет назад +7

      @Luis Martinez Godzilla:KOTM made 385.4 million US dollars
      Crawl only made 13.5 million
      And by your standpoint, a movie should make more money at the box office than its production?
      Not making this into an argument, just to let you know

    • @SaurianStudios1207
      @SaurianStudios1207 4 года назад +1

      @Luis Martinez and you're trollzilla lol. Get lost you fucking dumbass

  • @jackmills7758
    @jackmills7758 5 лет назад +454

    That is like comparing Jurassic Park to The Land Before Time, both are so totally different that there isn’t comparison.

    • @SleightlyPersonal
      @SleightlyPersonal 5 лет назад +55

      Jack Mills
      Can you imagine?
      “Welcome ... to the Land Before Time”
      Dinosaurs: “Want some tree stars?”

    • @dylanstafford3414
      @dylanstafford3414 5 лет назад +15

      @@SleightlyPersonal SHARPTOOOTH!!!

    • @bigdoinks196
      @bigdoinks196 5 лет назад

      @@SleightlyPersonal Lol I still have some of the old Land Before Time VHS tapes in my room, wish I could watch them again 😥

    • @rollerq3334
      @rollerq3334 5 лет назад +1

      More like comparing Moana and The Little Mermaid.

    • @Jarrmia
      @Jarrmia 5 лет назад

      That’s not even a challenge, Land Before Time is better

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 5 лет назад +376

    "It has a dog"
    And with that, I have lost all respect for critical media. This article has to be joke.

    • @DustinSmith796
      @DustinSmith796 5 лет назад +8

      Patrick's Crazy Place 0:28 it’s what I’m at in this video. It’s this the Crawl vs KOTM post? Cause I said smth about it on insta saying how stupid it was.

    • @Thekindcowboy_ASMR
      @Thekindcowboy_ASMR 5 лет назад

      It mite be

    • @koolkidz6263
      @koolkidz6263 5 лет назад +1

      Whoever created this article is so ridiculous and must hate the film so much

    • @Sealhunt
      @Sealhunt 5 лет назад +5

      Bud, critical media IS a joke.

    • @typhon2285
      @typhon2285 5 лет назад

      @@Sealhunt your not wrong

  • @Smiller1689
    @Smiller1689 5 лет назад +289

    In the critic's logic, Rampage should be a masterpiece because it has a dog in it.

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 5 лет назад +44

      "The Secret Life of Pets" is the best movie of all time because of dogs.

    • @dmin5782
      @dmin5782 5 лет назад +27

      Stephan Stefanus No, 102 Dalmatians.

    • @Smiller1689
      @Smiller1689 5 лет назад +9

      Duc Minh Ngo Why not 101 Dalmations?

    • @theattackgoji
      @theattackgoji 5 лет назад +11

      The first 2 Transformers movies were great because the main character owns a dog

    • @productivestruggle9489
      @productivestruggle9489 5 лет назад +7

      @@RebellionArtworks i liked rampage too. But i cant help but think about how it coulda been better

  • @ceejay607
    @ceejay607 5 лет назад +255

    Godzilla is not a reptile movie.
    It’s a *Giant Monster* movie

  • @mightypingusta3390
    @mightypingusta3390 5 лет назад +106

    You know Godzilla is better when you see more emotion on giant monsters than all the animals in the new Lion King

  • @timcooke9429
    @timcooke9429 5 лет назад +460

    By the logic of the 3rd point, The Room is objectively better than Citizen Kane

  • @kingsadvisor18
    @kingsadvisor18 5 лет назад +428

    Takes itself too seriously?!
    Everyone: the original Gojira is a dramatic allegory for the horrors of war and a stunning critique of atomic power in international relations
    This guy: GoDZiLla Is SIlly

    • @yuyaricachimuel555
      @yuyaricachimuel555 5 лет назад +32

      Kings Advisor also critic: GoDzIlLa Is SiLlY gImMe BoOmBoOmExPlOsIoNbUiLdInGs BwAaAaAahHhH!!!!!!

    • @jurassickaiju14
      @jurassickaiju14 5 лет назад +43

      Yes, because allegories for nuclear holocaust and the short-comings of Man make for some great comedy gold.
      I should probably hire a translator so the critics understand what I'm saying in the language of Sarcasm.

    • @SakurakoLover
      @SakurakoLover 5 лет назад +4

      Same reason why they think Tokusatsu wasn't "deep" as BvS or MCU

    • @SkullKr0ncher
      @SkullKr0ncher 5 лет назад +2

      Godzilla has been mostly serious thru his eras (excluding showa) since his beginnings.

    • @piratemaxine
      @piratemaxine 5 лет назад +2

      @@SkullKr0ncher especially ShinZilla

  • @titanofserpents4315
    @titanofserpents4315 5 лет назад +536

    We don't need a cute dog, we already have KEVIN!!!!

    • @anomalotheriataurus8806
      @anomalotheriataurus8806 5 лет назад +23

      Even though he’s not a big bird like in « UP »! Hee! Hee!

    • @epicacefanfilmsanddiscussi6635
      @epicacefanfilmsanddiscussi6635 5 лет назад +37

      Kevin is all we need

    • @Jormyyy
      @Jormyyy 5 лет назад +21

      Who needs a dog when you got Kevin!

    • @kriptho4599
      @kriptho4599 5 лет назад +11

      @@Bowser64798 this need to happen #kevinbestmonster

    • @joshrosenfield6546
      @joshrosenfield6546 5 лет назад +20

      @@kriptho4599 We need a franchise with Kevin, Anguirus the Dog, and Minilla the idiot.

  • @carsonsmith7314
    @carsonsmith7314 5 лет назад +288

    I'm thinking this guy might be a troll trying to offend the G-fans. This is why I stay as far away from the "Professional" critics as possible.

    • @fedexkaiju1494
      @fedexkaiju1494 5 лет назад +12

      The day they become profresional is the day omni quits youtube because he felt like it.

    • @zed6740
      @zed6740 5 лет назад +3

      Anyone could basically do their job so I don’t see how could it be called a “profession.”

    • @sideways_chip_eater6420
      @sideways_chip_eater6420 5 лет назад +3

      Lol renimber what happened to the guy who spoiled endgame? In suprised that didint happen to this guy yet

    • @Finn-the-cartoonist2630
      @Finn-the-cartoonist2630 5 лет назад

      Carson Smith I agree

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 лет назад +2

      I only stay in RUclips to see it from "Non-Professional" Fan reviews because the FANS do a better job at criticizing the Movies than most of these "Professionals"

  • @Iveno-Von-Aethervein
    @Iveno-Von-Aethervein 5 лет назад +62

    King of the monsters is exactly what a Godzilla movie should be. A Godzilla movie. Any Godzilla fan knows this and expects a Godzilla movie to be a Godzilla movie.

    • @Grand_Etherion
      @Grand_Etherion 4 года назад +1

      Well I expected a cooking show. I mean the title is literaly Godzilla: King of the Monsters and there is no cooking?! Smh

    • @Iveno-Von-Aethervein
      @Iveno-Von-Aethervein 4 года назад +3

      @@Grand_EtherionMuenster cheese. that's probably what you were thinking.

  • @JTISREBORN
    @JTISREBORN 5 лет назад +145

    Crawl has a dog...... Lol. What kind of an argument is this?

    • @combive8744
      @combive8744 5 лет назад +1

      JTISREBORN qa

    • @Dragonk116
      @Dragonk116 5 лет назад +6

      Godzilla would have eaten those florida gators anyways.

    • @combive8744
      @combive8744 5 лет назад

      Highbudget seriously a comment from a 7 year old

    • @bigmac3373
      @bigmac3373 5 лет назад

      Jtisreborn a Peanut brain argument

    • @nuroku2721
      @nuroku2721 5 лет назад

      Their just being dumb

  • @Finn-the-cartoonist2630
    @Finn-the-cartoonist2630 5 лет назад +79

    Godzilla does have a dog! His name is Anguirus!

  • @LagiacrusTheTerminator
    @LagiacrusTheTerminator 5 лет назад +160

    Oh my Godzilla, just wait for the critics to show up and lie some more.

  • @edgarbuenrostro1987
    @edgarbuenrostro1987 5 лет назад +48

    That means Show Dogs is better than Avengers Endgame :-/

  • @Zhtrik
    @Zhtrik 5 лет назад +211

    Honestly I sometimes wonder if they do it on purpose. Like this is a convenient way to get clicks without putting any effort into there work. It would be genius if I wasn’t giving mainstream critics to much credit.

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 лет назад +4

      Game journalists too dude
      Like,RUclipsrs door their jobs more GREATER than game journalists

    • @JTC-qx2no
      @JTC-qx2no 5 лет назад +5

      @Luis Martinez stop

    • @JTC-qx2no
      @JTC-qx2no 5 лет назад

      @@alexandersturnn4530 he's a troll

    • @JTC-qx2no
      @JTC-qx2no 5 лет назад +3

      @Luis Martinez screw off troll

    • @Zhtrik
      @Zhtrik 5 лет назад +4

      Luis Martinez Okay Pickle Rick, go home, wallow in your nihilism or whatever it is you do for kicks. You won’t find any here, GVK is still coming out, KOTM made money and has the fanbase behind it. So the critics didn’t like it...just like pretty much every Godzilla film. Also we have Kevin, your attempts at provocation cannot defeat Kevin. Have a nice day.

  • @tankmaster2596
    @tankmaster2596 5 лет назад +15

    I mean Dougherty didn't give a shit about the critics, he just cared about the fans. Thank you Michael Dougherty for giving us such a good movie

  • @MataNui.
    @MataNui. 5 лет назад +67

    When Godzilla face palms you know the fail is epic.

    • @rodrigobogado8756
      @rodrigobogado8756 5 лет назад +3

      @Luis Martinez hi Marvel fanboy

    • @IchigoKurosakicool
      @IchigoKurosakicool 5 лет назад

      @Luis Martinez LMAO shitting marvel eh

    • @IchigoKurosakicool
      @IchigoKurosakicool 5 лет назад

      @Luis Martinez show dogs makes endgame looks like AIDS dude

    • @PurpleShadow108
      @PurpleShadow108 5 лет назад

      @@IchigoKurosakicool that's not hard to do lmao

    • @metroidaran564
      @metroidaran564 5 лет назад +3

      @Luis Martinez wow... you're everywhere. It's as if you don't have a life or something...

  • @kingsolomon673
    @kingsolomon673 5 лет назад +265

    *This Critique just proves my fact that Critics lack basic human intelligence*

    • @Godzilla-tu2cd
      @Godzilla-tu2cd 5 лет назад +13

      Yup

    • @logandutton4324
      @logandutton4324 5 лет назад +3

      Robert the Dude What the fuck did you or anybody expect from the overwhelming majority of mainstream critics Rob? XD.

    • @LuisSilva-rai
      @LuisSilva-rai 5 лет назад +4

      dam right

    • @paulsteward9582
      @paulsteward9582 5 лет назад +4

      Yep, i can see that at 7:10

    • @whiteoscreen2383
      @whiteoscreen2383 5 лет назад +5

      I Know a drug addict who have more brain cells then those people lol

  • @SimaMaDraka
    @SimaMaDraka 5 лет назад +61

    *_It's a movie about giant monsters figting each other._*
    That's... why I'm here.

    • @spacemegalodon5049
      @spacemegalodon5049 5 лет назад +3

      Thank you captain obvious.
      Just to be clear I wasn't saying that to you that was just what I was thinking when I heard that.

  • @sovietmilk2674
    @sovietmilk2674 5 лет назад +55

    As a godzilla fan
    I am terribly offended and triggered

  • @alearnedman
    @alearnedman 5 лет назад +27

    Mothra dying is basically like Goku dying, it happens all the time and it's almost always the reason the good guys win.

  • @atliszilla445
    @atliszilla445 5 лет назад +38

    Comparing Godzilla to Crawl is like comparing Jaws to The Meg and praising the Meg for being self-aware

    • @Iambored.com1111
      @Iambored.com1111 5 лет назад +12

      @Luis Martinez can you please stop spamming "flopzilla" please and go troll somewhere else

    • @psalmerperena1947
      @psalmerperena1947 5 лет назад +6

      @Luis Martinez This is just stupid. Enough with these already. I don't get why Godzilla is getting more hate and criticism nowadays.

    • @JTC-qx2no
      @JTC-qx2no 5 лет назад +3

      @Luis Martinez screw off troll

    • @alexyoutubechannel8175
      @alexyoutubechannel8175 4 года назад

      Expect jaws is better than the meg.

    • @A_K808
      @A_K808 4 года назад +1

      @Psalmer Pereña because Godzilla fans will never be pleased with anything either if they’re casuals or die-hards/hardcore fans of the franchise.

  • @ActualLee42
    @ActualLee42 5 лет назад +150

    Godzilla 2014 is better than Godzilla king of the monsters 2019, because 2014 had a dog in it.
    Note: this was just a joke, 2019 is of course better than 2014 because 2019 had Kevin.

    • @joshuacelani1857
      @joshuacelani1857 5 лет назад +9

      But the question is what happened to the dogs faith in the 2014 since we saw him running away from the tidal made by Godzilla and never saw him again. Also didn't king of the monsters have wolves in it for a little bit since they are part of the canine family.

    • @immortalstar0138
      @immortalstar0138 5 лет назад +2

      Could you pet him though? Check mate!

    • @Noisykiller12
      @Noisykiller12 5 лет назад +3

      @@immortalstar0138 unlike the middle head, kevin is more curious and less blood thirsty

    • @HereticHighlord
      @HereticHighlord 5 лет назад +1

      @@Noisykiller12 until kevin gobbles you up because you looked mildly tasty at that moment

    • @Nighlocktheawesome00
      @Nighlocktheawesome00 5 лет назад +2

      @@HereticHighlord and then he instantly regrets it cause he wanted to adopt you as a pet.

  • @dna3169
    @dna3169 5 лет назад +232

    Anyone who is a true Godzilla fan would understand and almost expect Mothra to sacrifice herself to help Godzilla , but these idiot critics (Rotten Tomatoes) that have never seen a Godzilla movie would never know or understand that !!!! Good job Omni !!

    • @e.c.sherman4749
      @e.c.sherman4749 5 лет назад +40

      Yeah, isn't selflessness part of her whole gig? Saying that Mothra shouldn't have sacrificed herself is like saying Godzilla shouldn't use his atomic breath.

    • @denistyrant
      @denistyrant 5 лет назад +17

      If they hate Godzilla vs Kong I bet a lot of Godzilla fans and Kong fans will storm their headquarters, hopefully that doesn’t happen, but I still hate Rotten Tomatoes.

    • @shealupkes
      @shealupkes 5 лет назад +10

      Mothra "feeling cute, might beat the shit out of rodan and then fuckin die uwu"

    • @dylanstafford3414
      @dylanstafford3414 5 лет назад

      BUT LIKE OH MY GOSH ITS SO SEXIST THAT LIKE THE FEMALE HAD TO LIKE DIE FOR THE MALE. TYPICAL PATRIARCHY

    • @grayscourge9567
      @grayscourge9567 5 лет назад +5

      E. C. Sherman they can’t get mad at Mothras sacrifice because it happens in almost every movie she’s in except 2 or 3, she’s in 7 total I think

  • @denistyrant
    @denistyrant 5 лет назад +45

    “History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.”
    Godzilla King of the monsters is so much better. Who would want a movie only about surviving a hurricane and avoiding alligators be better than a movie about the gods?
    Critics are so bland and blind these days. They just care about bland movies. Godzilla King of the Monsters was amazing, if critics hate Godzilla vs Kong, we will storm to Rotten Tomatoes headquarters, ok this is a joke don’t do that.

    • @heresacaterpillarifoundinm8679
      @heresacaterpillarifoundinm8679 5 лет назад

      We could storm the day after area 51
      >.>

    • @bigmac3373
      @bigmac3373 5 лет назад

      Just raid both area 51 and rotten tomato hq

    • @ianfarnsworth6811
      @ianfarnsworth6811 5 лет назад

      Do you think the first people that songs points to is critics? Because I certainly do.

    • @denistyrant
      @denistyrant 5 лет назад

      Probably. But don’t actually storm to Rotten Tomatoes Headquarters.

    • @heresacaterpillarifoundinm8679
      @heresacaterpillarifoundinm8679 5 лет назад

      @@bigmac3373
      We go to area 51 first, recruit the aliens, and let them fight the hq

  • @TitanGoji
    @TitanGoji 5 лет назад +86

    Throwback to that one critic who literally gave KOTM and Endgame the same review. Guess which one got the positive rating.

    • @themexican8720
      @themexican8720 5 лет назад +1

      Well, yeah Endgame is better than KOTM.

    • @TitanGoji
      @TitanGoji 5 лет назад +13

      @@themexican8720 Yeah, but the fact that this one guy literally gave them the same review is pretty nuts lol

    • @themexican8720
      @themexican8720 5 лет назад +4

      @@TitanGoji True. Maybe he was lazy. 😂 But yes, as a professional he should have separated them.

    • @Nighlocktheawesome00
      @Nighlocktheawesome00 5 лет назад +10

      @@themexican8720 unless... hold on.*puts on tin foil hat* unless he's not really a professional!*dun dun dun*

    • @themexican8720
      @themexican8720 5 лет назад +1

      @@Nighlocktheawesome00 Nowadays you really can never tell so most likely not.

  • @Godzillakingofkaiju1
    @Godzillakingofkaiju1 5 лет назад +66

    Crawl and Godzilla are apples and oranges. Godzilla is a giant monster action movie while Crawl is a horror-disaster movie.

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 5 лет назад +6

      "Godzilla king of the monsters" is a dragonfruit and "Crawl" is a tomato

    • @amonsterchef5182
      @amonsterchef5182 5 лет назад +4

      THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR!

    • @azsunnybeek7887
      @azsunnybeek7887 5 лет назад +3

      Stephan Stefanus A++

  • @MataNui.
    @MataNui. 5 лет назад +23

    "Critics love it" Pretty sure that's an ad populum.

  • @ncrawford5673
    @ncrawford5673 5 лет назад +46

    Something is wrong with the "critics" of Godzilla kotm . That movie was awesome

    • @ianfarnsworth6811
      @ianfarnsworth6811 5 лет назад +2

      Movie critics I swear are harder to logically please than the living dead I swear.

    • @denistyrant
      @denistyrant 5 лет назад +2

      Resolve, yeah you suck like the critics. Get out of here. This is a Godzilla fan base only.

    • @Ubertrollz69420
      @Ubertrollz69420 4 года назад

      i just have the logic that if they dislike a movie its probably pretty good

    • @jurassickaiju14
      @jurassickaiju14 4 года назад +1

      @Spacegodzilla Robert Anderson Dude, do yourself a favor and spare yourself the trouble of getting involved with this guy. He's just a petty child of a troll who's only means of satisfaction is by pogo-jumping on everyone else's buttons for a cheap kick.
      Don't take the bait. Just brush him off and go about your business.

  • @paulsteward9582
    @paulsteward9582 5 лет назад +20

    I have watched both. Crawl is action-packed survival thriller with almost no story at all. You literally watch just for how the main characters survived. Godzilla has both action and story.

    • @paulsteward9582
      @paulsteward9582 5 лет назад +4

      @Shawn Burke still, it has more story than crawl for sure. I don't really like 2014.

    • @paulsteward9582
      @paulsteward9582 5 лет назад +3

      @Shawn Burke KOTM is a massive lead of improvement of Godzilla. Skull Island also great as well. I just wish the next movie not screwed.

    • @paulsteward9582
      @paulsteward9582 5 лет назад +1

      @Shawn Burke you know Han Solo? They're very screwed. But yes, Toho should make it more epic.

    • @michaeldorsey9231
      @michaeldorsey9231 5 лет назад +1

      @Shawn Burke I'm skeptical of the next film's quality, given that Adam Wingard is directing it. I want it to be good, but I'm aware that it has the possibility of failing.

    • @thatonecaryouwant
      @thatonecaryouwant 5 лет назад +1

      Although Godzilla 2019's story wasn't the best, the movie wasn't about a story.

  • @LegoLiam1803
    @LegoLiam1803 5 лет назад +15

    I looked at Rotten Tomatoes, and lost hope in film critics. Especially ones who don't know the concept of a movie about *GIANT MONSTERS!*

    • @spideyguy3454
      @spideyguy3454 5 лет назад +5

      Godzilla rates 8% higher in audience ratings on there

    • @LegoLiam1803
      @LegoLiam1803 5 лет назад +9

      @@spideyguy3454 Audience is 83% and critics are 41%.

    • @dmin5782
      @dmin5782 5 лет назад

      Luis Martinez Donkey Kong: Flop Island

    • @IchigoKurosakicool
      @IchigoKurosakicool 5 лет назад +2

      @Luis Martinez that's not what your mum said;)

    • @minsurezero6665
      @minsurezero6665 5 лет назад +4

      Basically Godzilla:KOTM was such a good film for the nostalgia and "Easter eggs"/small nods
      I.E. "Oxygen Destroyer", Burning Godzilla, Mothra's death to help Godzilla, Finding a Severed Ghidorah head, etc.
      Whilst Crawl, has the most bland storyline ever, it's just another survival horror movie, but with alligators instead of serial killers or sharks

  • @emperorpicard7222
    @emperorpicard7222 5 лет назад +11

    1997- "Why Batman and Robin is a better killer ice movie than Titanic"

  • @sandydoodler
    @sandydoodler 5 лет назад +12

    The article was so bad it had me *crawl* ing away
    .
    .
    .
    Kill me

  • @skyylerkingery98
    @skyylerkingery98 5 лет назад +39

    I agree Godzilla KOTM is better and kaiju fight isn't stupid

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 5 лет назад +11

      Kaiju fights can be stupid (Godzilla vs Megalon) but it can also be amazing (KOTM)

    • @MetalVampire91
      @MetalVampire91 5 лет назад +1

      Ah, I see you must of not seen Godzilla team up with Jet Jaguar for the most epic move ever!

    • @yourtimetraveleralara
      @yourtimetraveleralara Год назад

      Yeah me too

  • @sacredhamburger6309
    @sacredhamburger6309 5 лет назад +10

    Ever since The Last Jedi I have never again listened to critics

    • @AckieGamer27
      @AckieGamer27 5 лет назад +2

      Nunni and Zippy D thank you! That movie was awful and the plot sucked!

    • @sacredhamburger6309
      @sacredhamburger6309 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah. And every build up just died

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 5 лет назад

      But- but it subverts your expectations! That always means it’s deep right?!

    • @Dallen12378
      @Dallen12378 5 лет назад +1

      Ever since Venom, I haven't listened to critics

    • @ritzuriduan5632
      @ritzuriduan5632 5 лет назад

      Me too..

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 5 лет назад +9

    OH NO, Mothra died!
    That's her whole thing. She dies in Final Wars, GMK, the Mothra trilogy, and a few others.
    Also, if critics are gonna whine that Godzilla doesn't have a dog, then I respond with: Crawl doesn't have a cat, so hence forth, trash.

    • @KianaK0423
      @KianaK0423 5 лет назад

      She didn't die in Final Wars, in the Credits she's seen flying back to her island.

    • @arcticdino1650
      @arcticdino1650 5 лет назад

      @@KianaK0423 oh, forgot about that

    • @jurassickaiju14
      @jurassickaiju14 5 лет назад +1

      @Yuuki161 Haven't seen the movie, but I thought I heard that was just unused test footage or something.

    • @KianaK0423
      @KianaK0423 5 лет назад

      @@jurassickaiju14 No she survived. She's good.

    • @JTC-qx2no
      @JTC-qx2no 5 лет назад +1

      @@arcticdino1650 mothra died in rebirth of mothra and she died in Tokyo SOS and she died godzilla vs mothra (1964) plus she also died in godzilla monster apocalypse which is the prequal novel to monster planet

  • @Irrelevant402
    @Irrelevant402 5 лет назад +19

    Crawl was fun and I'm glad I saw it, a very slick 90 minute film. But I enjoyed King of the Monsters a lot, like saw it many times a lot. Yeah it has some flaws don't get me wrong. They are two very different films to compare.

  • @johnnygallagher5718
    @johnnygallagher5718 5 лет назад +16

    In my opinion Godzilla King of the Monsters and Rampage should have positive reviews from critics.

    • @AckieGamer27
      @AckieGamer27 5 лет назад +2

      Johnny Gallagher rampage was awesome, I didn’t even know the critics gave it a crap rating, then again, these critics are anti monster movies lol

    • @typhon2285
      @typhon2285 5 лет назад +2

      @@AckieGamer27 not wrong I too love rampage and godzilla kotm

    • @ianfarnsworth6811
      @ianfarnsworth6811 5 лет назад

      Johnny Gallagher Right?

    • @Devils_Lair_Comics
      @Devils_Lair_Comics 5 лет назад

      Rampage was a ton of fun & I really hope it gets a sequel

    • @triplenike2753
      @triplenike2753 5 лет назад

      Right. It seems critics don't like giant monster battle movies.

  • @GBTMiner
    @GBTMiner 5 лет назад +16

    There was another review that got posted on the Godzilla subreddit saying that its difficult to distinguish the Monsters from one another. Yea...I'm just waiting for KOTM to instantly obtain cult status ala John Carpenter's The Thing, because Endgame already beat Avatar so there's no need to keep unjustifiedly driving away viewers from a pretty good Kaiju film.

    • @jurassickaiju14
      @jurassickaiju14 5 лет назад +12

      How is that even possible? How difficult is it to differentiate between an atomic dinosaur and a three-headed space dragon of death?!

    • @muhammadfaizmohdnasiruddin2889
      @muhammadfaizmohdnasiruddin2889 5 лет назад

      @STEVE LE or needs to go see an optometrist.

    • @faizunasyraff3719
      @faizunasyraff3719 5 лет назад +5

      *sees 3-headed monster* Yep that's Mothra

    • @Dinoslay
      @Dinoslay 5 лет назад +4

      I guess the Reddit reviewer still had the Michael Bay Transformers movies etched in their brain.

    • @Godzillakingofkaiju1
      @Godzillakingofkaiju1 4 года назад +1

      Hard to distingui- WHAT!?
      How hard is it to distinguish a giant dinosaur, a giant moth/hornet/praying mantis hybrid, a literal firebird, and a three-headed dragon from each other!? Even in the raining scenes I could still make out their silhouettes. This isn't like Bayformers where every Autobot or Decepticon blended into one another.

  • @digitominal
    @digitominal 5 лет назад +64

    Crawl was a decent movie, but it is nowhere near the level of Godzilla: King of The Monsters. What kind of comparison was that? Lmao.
    I don’t agree with the writer of that article whatsoever.

    • @jurassickaiju14
      @jurassickaiju14 5 лет назад +6

      "I don’t agree with the writer of that article whatsoever."
      Join the club.

    • @themexican8720
      @themexican8720 5 лет назад

      I haven't seen Crawl, but KOTM was pretty bad. And this is coming from a life-long Godzilla fan.
      Yes it's enjoyable, but its still bad. There's a difference.

    • @digitominal
      @digitominal 5 лет назад

      ファイナルゴジ Trust me, it’s better than Crawl, but hey, you might like it more, which is fine.

    • @themexican8720
      @themexican8720 5 лет назад

      @@digitominal Well, whether I like it or not doesn't change its quality.

    • @digitominal
      @digitominal 5 лет назад

      ファイナルゴジ True. If you’re going to watch Crawl, I’d just get it on digital with some friends, it’s a fun time.

  • @jurassiczilla1036
    @jurassiczilla1036 5 лет назад +11

    The dog one made me so TRIGGERED

    • @ianfarnsworth6811
      @ianfarnsworth6811 5 лет назад +1

      I seriously laughed so hard at the sheer stupidity of that argument.

  • @dynosoul839
    @dynosoul839 5 лет назад +5

    Critic: Crawl is better cause it has a dog.
    Godzilla: That wasn't very cash money of you.

  • @Godzilla-tu2cd
    @Godzilla-tu2cd 5 лет назад +26

    I've seen stupid but this is wow

    • @Godzilla-tu2cd
      @Godzilla-tu2cd 5 лет назад +2

      @STEVE LE it's mind boggling stupid

    • @xxdraiawolfxx370
      @xxdraiawolfxx370 5 лет назад

      @@Godzilla-tu2cd it's an abomination in all of itself it's so stupid..

    • @denistyrant
      @denistyrant 5 лет назад

      It’s so stupid that it can blow up the whole multiverse.

  • @codyoliver7555
    @codyoliver7555 5 лет назад +13

    Godzilla king of monsters’ kaiju fights are not a chore to sit through in any way shape or form they were a massive spectacle to see I would watch it more just for the fights alone

    • @spacemegalodon5049
      @spacemegalodon5049 5 лет назад

      I'm prey sure everyone saw it for the monster fights.

    • @spacemegalodon5049
      @spacemegalodon5049 5 лет назад

      Pretty sure not prey sure. I don't know what the hell happened.

  • @user-ou2jh5rz5l
    @user-ou2jh5rz5l 5 лет назад +11

    Comparing Crawl with a Godzilla movie in title of an article... 2 completely different movies... Well, you could stop right here, everything is already completely obvious about author's adequacy.

  • @josephpendleton9200
    @josephpendleton9200 5 лет назад +25

    Wow!! Godzilla haters everywhere.

    • @awg_nayan2332
      @awg_nayan2332 5 лет назад +17

      Especially the idiotic ones

    • @ianfarnsworth6811
      @ianfarnsworth6811 5 лет назад +7

      I know they’re like a damn plague.

    • @denistyrant
      @denistyrant 5 лет назад +2

      We need King Ghidorah to wipe them out.

    • @cloudsx3048
      @cloudsx3048 3 года назад

      @@awg_nayan2332 yeah the critic's are dumb

    • @cloudsx3048
      @cloudsx3048 3 года назад

      @@awg_nayan2332 yeah sometimes I think idk :/

  • @Chenso2099
    @Chenso2099 5 лет назад +23

    The 3rd “point” made me actually question wether we should even take this article seriously. I mean, from the beginning it was already showing signs of being bad, but WOW.

  • @Daugoji
    @Daugoji 4 года назад +5

    So, let me summarize #2... “Crawl” is better than “Godzilla: king of the monsters” because it has a dog and King of the monsters is bad because it doesnt have a dog and because Mothra died to HELP Godzilla! I know stupid right?

  • @devgaming1704
    @devgaming1704 5 лет назад +5

    " king of the monsters on the other hand fails to recognize that it's a big dumb movie "
    Me: that hurts my feelings

  • @michaeldorsey9231
    @michaeldorsey9231 5 лет назад +69

    Haven't seen the full video yet, just want to react to the article title; it's not that good. Crawl was fine and somewhat suspenseful when I saw it in theaters, but it's not something I'd go out of my way to see again.
    (Edit): Well, I've seen the guy's four points.
    ...it's fucking dumb. "There's no dog" fuck you it doesn't need a stupid mutt. "Crawl doesn't rely too heavily on jump scares" yes it did, and it became tedious.

    • @Trike71171
      @Trike71171 5 лет назад +4

      michael dorsey yeah also the people in that movie were so fricken stupid like when the girl doesn’t just crawl back to the safe point instead she stupidly try’s to call it right then and there also another point they never explain why these alligators are so insanely aggressive

    • @paxtheskeleton6636
      @paxtheskeleton6636 5 лет назад +3

      michael dorsey and his first argument is nothing but lies, it’s not self aware, I’ve seen Crawl and yes it was really stressing the crap out of me it did a great job at that but really ? This critic is really stupid I think he didn’t understood the plot of Godzilla 2019 and decided it’s bad because his two last brain cells just didn’t understood the story

    • @Trike71171
      @Trike71171 5 лет назад +3

      Sans Skeleton yeah which is pretty hilarious since the plot isn’t that complex

  • @masonwatson8490
    @masonwatson8490 5 лет назад +5

    The writer says Godzilla:kom is about dumb monsters fighting each other.
    Now I haven’t seen it YET but I’m guessing it’s about which monster is more superior by fighting each other

    • @Godzillakingofkaiju1
      @Godzillakingofkaiju1 4 года назад +4

      Dumb monsters fighting each other huh? Never mind that the monsters have more personality and pragmatism than any of the characters in the live action Lion King film.

  • @justinraptor0886
    @justinraptor0886 5 лет назад +3

    Crawl may have a dog.
    But we have a Kevin

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 5 лет назад +3

    Here's the thing:
    For goofy schlock to have any kind of staying power, it has to be REALLY over the top and so schlocky that it is memorable. Some of the Godzilla movies fit into this category, as well as something like Plan 9.
    This Crawl movie is not that and will be forgotten by the end of the year.
    Godzilla King of the Monsters is one of the most enjoyable action blockbusters I've seen all year. Only Endgame really goes above it. I'll gladly take those over the freaking Disney remakes which are the new trend that is a blight on cinema these days.

    • @anomalotheriataurus8806
      @anomalotheriataurus8806 5 лет назад +1

      Heck, I forgot Crawl was even a thing before before that moronic « critic » compared it to GKOTM!

    • @anomalotheriataurus8806
      @anomalotheriataurus8806 5 лет назад

      Please excuse that repeat of the word « before « there

  • @LeonardBillsMcGoatPryor
    @LeonardBillsMcGoatPryor 3 года назад +3

    The fact alone that this guy tried to compare a grounded horror movie to a science fiction kaiju movie should've already raised several dozen red flags.

  • @sicness54
    @sicness54 5 лет назад +27

    I have heard that the article was actually faked and not to be taken seriously but idk if it was true or a rumor

  • @efu2046
    @efu2046 5 лет назад +7

    "It has a dog."
    Bruh, Godzilla have giant monsters fighting each other. End of story

    • @ianfarnsworth6811
      @ianfarnsworth6811 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah I’d trade dogs for giant monsters any day of the week.

    • @Godzillakingofkaiju1
      @Godzillakingofkaiju1 4 года назад +2

      @@ianfarnsworth6811 Also, KOTM has another huge step up from dogs: Wolves. I. Rest. My. Case.

  • @imlivinginyourceiling
    @imlivinginyourceiling 5 лет назад +3

    “Critic” Rank for KOTM: 41%
    Audience Rank for KOTM: 83%
    How about we leave the criticism to the *THOUSANDS OF VIEWERS* and not the “Professional Film Critics” with “taste”, hm?

  • @raphaelmarquez9650
    @raphaelmarquez9650 5 лет назад +8

    I don't get the whole hate towards convoluted plots. Don't critics complain about simple plots for being predictable and cliched?

    • @ObsidianArrowYT
      @ObsidianArrowYT 2 года назад +1

      They contradict themselves with everything that they complain about

  • @aliencovenant4284
    @aliencovenant4284 5 лет назад +54

    It's a Big
    LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    crawl can crawl back into
    the swamp 🐊🐊🐊🐊
    🍅----I smell a rotten tomato
    😂 😂

  • @therobloxboy6056
    @therobloxboy6056 5 лет назад +5

    Critic:posts this stuff
    Me:Ima end this mans whole career

  • @SleightlyPersonal
    @SleightlyPersonal 5 лет назад +21

    “The orifice you’re speaking from is not your mouth”
    Haha. Nice.

  • @randomuser7212
    @randomuser7212 5 лет назад +33

    Everyday we stay futher from god....

  • @aaronramos4178
    @aaronramos4178 5 лет назад +8

    Now that I think about it, there are dogs in King of the Monsters (well they are actually wolves but its the same thing) :v

    • @bigmac3373
      @bigmac3373 5 лет назад +1

      They r technicly the same thing i guest √( | | )/-

  • @LuoSon312_G8
    @LuoSon312_G8 5 лет назад +3

    This is the first time I've heard of "Crawl" I saw the poster at the theaters but I thought it was just another disaster movie so I ignored it since I was there for Godzilla:KotM

  • @spikezillaproductions9482
    @spikezillaproductions9482 5 лет назад +8

    This article makes no sense I feel like this guy knows nothing about Godzilla much like the guy who directed the 1998 Godzilla movie

  • @thedollfin112
    @thedollfin112 5 лет назад +5

    Why trust Rotten Tomatoes
    They're literally ROTTEN

  • @Dalekzilla54
    @Dalekzilla54 5 лет назад +6

    'A little let 'em fight action. Loved it when he said that.' What's that if not self-aware?

    • @Godzillakingofkaiju1
      @Godzillakingofkaiju1 4 года назад

      To be honest, Rick was probably one of my favorite characters in the movie.

  • @topJimmyP1984
    @topJimmyP1984 5 лет назад +7

    You tell him Omni, I don't know how that buffoon is employed, you should have your own show at Entertainment Weekly !

  • @TrexGamer.
    @TrexGamer. 5 лет назад +3

    This is like comparing The Dark Knight to Batman v Superman both have Batman in them yet completely different films

  • @shubhdashukla7692
    @shubhdashukla7692 5 лет назад +15

    Me: sees article
    Also me: (slowly pulls out knife) dafuq

  • @Mariofredx
    @Mariofredx 5 лет назад +5

    Just because king of the monsters got 40% on rotten tomatoes doesn’t mean they can stop making Godzilla movies. Critics are stupid

    • @calebreese2311
      @calebreese2311 5 лет назад

      Keep in mind, Rotten Tomatoes gave the last Jedi a 91%

    • @Mariofredx
      @Mariofredx 5 лет назад

      Caleb Reese what that bad movie or good

    • @calebreese2311
      @calebreese2311 5 лет назад

      @@Mariofredx its polarizing. You either love it or hate it. I fall in the latter

  • @Crescent1400
    @Crescent1400 5 лет назад +2

    As Jontron would say: I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to, I'm sad that I lack the the talent to make this shit up
    Or
    The fact that this exist means we already lost.

  • @Wildcard-Jack-47
    @Wildcard-Jack-47 5 лет назад +3

    5:19 “2. Critics love it”
    This person does know that movies like the shining and fight club and even home alone (not 100% sure on the last one) weren’t liked by critics

  • @fa5353
    @fa5353 5 лет назад +3

    I actually have never heard of crawl...
    Until I saw that article

  • @creativekaiju7572
    @creativekaiju7572 5 лет назад +3

    I myself had heard of the mixed reviews about the film since it's release and up to the point of me seeing it, but rather than actually reading or watching these reviews I chose to go to the film with optimism but also paying attention to how the scenes played out. Being an avid Kaiju-enthusiast and Godzilla fan I was excited to see what the next chapter of the Monsterverse Saga had to offer, and was also willing to not be too critical of artistic license so long as the creators kept true to the spirit of the title's characters and genre. I can honestly say that, in my own opinion, the film lived up to my expectations and also surprised me in some regards.

  • @freddieelijah9805
    @freddieelijah9805 5 лет назад +1

    Omni you're probably the only reliable source of information I can trust now a days. I read the article too before you made this video. Like the "critics" they don't know jack. For all of our sake, let's just stay far away from Entertainment Weekly. Also I ordered your book and I can't wait to read it. I will also eventually review it when I have the time and chance to do so. I am new to RUclips as well 😂

    • @omniviewer2115
      @omniviewer2115  5 лет назад +2

      Welcome to RUclips, then! Hope you enjoy the book when it arrives.

  • @toatakanuva4846
    @toatakanuva4846 5 лет назад +3

    The only movie critics are right about this year is Lion King & its 58%

  • @djwaters8269
    @djwaters8269 5 лет назад +3

    Jaws killed a dog and look how well it turned out

  • @delirium1643
    @delirium1643 4 года назад +4

    Idiot : we have a dog
    Godzilla: we have a kevin

  • @univrsciara
    @univrsciara 5 лет назад +3

    this critic would obviously make a whole article about how much better Godzilla: King of the Monsters is in comparison to Crawl if KOTM had a dog and Crawl didnt.
    also: noone asked for a Crawl and Godzilla:KOTM comparison who the heck thinks of these

  • @sith50
    @sith50 5 лет назад +5

    I think this person took the "Boomer will live" joke from the nostalgia Critic a little too serious when he wrote his #3 reason

  • @jneumy566
    @jneumy566 4 года назад +4

    I've seen people hate on KotM simply because they don't understand all the different references. "Why did they keep calling Ghidorah Monster Zero?" or "The oxygen destroyer was so pointless."

  • @Cherry_jacck
    @Cherry_jacck 5 лет назад +4

    The fourth point makes me think it’s a troll

  • @alexandersturnn4530
    @alexandersturnn4530 5 лет назад +8

    I have only one thing to say about this article and it's Author:
    "History shows again and again
    how Nature points out the folly of man!"

  • @jlt-kjv2840
    @jlt-kjv2840 5 лет назад +4

    Tbh, King of the Monsters is far more suspenseful considering the consequences of worldwide destruction. This article is COMPLETE garbage, especially point number three.

  • @MoltenRage41
    @MoltenRage41 5 лет назад +24

    Now we can say we can't trust critics now because of their dumb argument like this article I only seen 2 criticism that I agree with KOTM and thats it.

    • @stormtrooper1704
      @stormtrooper1704 5 лет назад

      What were they?

    • @MoltenRage41
      @MoltenRage41 5 лет назад

      @@stormtrooper1704 chris stockman i still disagree with some of his points but I still think he made some good points

    • @ianfarnsworth6811
      @ianfarnsworth6811 5 лет назад

      Times like these that I am so glad that I’ve never trusted film critics for as long as I’ve been alive. Such a freaking useless profession.

    • @MoltenRage41
      @MoltenRage41 5 лет назад +1

      @@ianfarnsworth6811 agree

  • @ed_ward6869
    @ed_ward6869 5 лет назад +4

    By the logic of number 4, Godzilla's Revenge is better than the majority of movies ever made.

  • @SolitaryWendigo
    @SolitaryWendigo 5 лет назад +2

    Who needs a dog when you have kevin

  • @marcosfaundez8013
    @marcosfaundez8013 4 года назад +2

    “And that was the day that Omni gave up on humanity” ~Danny Devito

  • @martinx6292
    @martinx6292 5 лет назад +7

    Everyone who hasn’t seen Godzilla: I’ve heard it had a bad rating. They said that it had to many monster fights.
    All Godzilla fans: tHaTs WhAt We WaNt To SeE!!!

  • @nickelsmart2787
    @nickelsmart2787 5 лет назад +8

    Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?

  • @uruxdrone
    @uruxdrone 4 года назад +2

    I was speechless at the third, it’s just so stupid i didn’t know what to say like why does the dog matter, IT’S GIANTS MONSTERS

  • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
    @nicholaslienandjaja1815 3 года назад +1

    "It has a dog"
    WTF?! Does that mean the MonsterVerse needs a cute monster in it?
    (Gets Minilla flashbacks)

  • @anomalotheriataurus8806
    @anomalotheriataurus8806 5 лет назад +6

    I’ve watched the Crawl trailer and the only thing that jumped to my mind was « Sharknado 2.0 »

  • @JohnWilliams-wl9px
    @JohnWilliams-wl9px 5 лет назад +7

    I looked up the hashtag on twitter and the only 10 people who used them, and a 3/10 where the same dude and another people who uses it in responds to this article.
    So yeah this wasn’t really trending was it then.

  • @SaurianStudios1207
    @SaurianStudios1207 5 лет назад +2

    Omni viewer I hate critics like Chris stuckmann or toho purists like James rolfe, who only love marvel movies and want every movie to be godfather or citizen kane. This movie obviously isn't for assholes like them and it's very possible Disney is paying them to praise every marvel movie. Cant trust critics anymore as their credibility have been lost. Excellent video omni and keep up the good work and dont listen to those marvel fanboying critics.

  • @alejandrodecorse9437
    @alejandrodecorse9437 5 лет назад +2

    The best opposite to Godzilla: King of the Monsters in my opinion is Pacific Rim: Uprising. The latter of which disrespects its source material and Godzilla 2 which respects and pays homage to it.