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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
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We scoured the depths of Brooklyn Nine-Nine for all the sweary goodness! Whether it's the iconic "this b needs a c in her a" or the surprising Amy rant, it's here. Did we miss your favourite Brooklyn Nine-Nine swearathon? Let us know in the comments!
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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#BrooklynNineNine #B99 #CaptainHolt #BrooklynNineNineS8 #JakePeralta #AndySamberg
"But scully... You're lactose intolerant."
Famous last words.
Yeah. This whole room is a fuckin Dutch Oven.
mutually assured destruction. beautiful.
@@lowkeylokii4205 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Chemical Romance - Famous Last Words
@@thelonewolf7443 I thought that as well lmfao. Fellow mcr fan I see?
"You can’t spell 'Go ****** yourself' without '****** you'"
Best. Comeback. Ever.
There is a two letter cuss word?
@@thelonewolf7443 I did four stars but they made the two in the middle bold. Like *this* .
'Go ****** yourself' without ' ****** you'
@@gramsxg2297 Have you tried using five *'s? *****
@@lilstubbs9553 Fixed it! LOL
Rosa looking at Amy at the end with her face growing slowly in a mixture of surprise, shock, horror, pride, and respect.
i really want to know what amy said😂
@@carasavage4231 well it had to be bad enough to insult Hitchcock
Amy is an underrated badass
YES FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED!!!
1,400th Like!
The B,C,A explanation always gets me. Can you imagine how many takes they had to do to keep a straight face. 🤣
What does it actually means?
if you dont know what it means then im not going to explain it to you
@@rohmahassan7337 this b need a c in her a
@@rohmahassan7337 look it up
@@rohmahassan7337 It involves three different types of animals.
Love that Hitchcock felt the need to say the curse word even though he knows he’s not allowed to, as well as has the list of banned words conveniently on his desk.🤣
I also love Pimento and Boyle going back and forth on discussing Dory.
What was the word Hitchcock wasn’t allowed to say
@@CHRL-to2gx The closest I can think of is snitch with an “a” in place of the “i.”
@@CHRL-to2gx change the second letter of the word to p. it's a slur
He is obviously on the same page as early 70's George Carlin
Amy and Hitchcock swearing at each other made cry tears of laughter 😂
5:31 I adore Jake and Charles, but Rosa is the BEST at eye rolling in slow motion 😂
"this whole room is a fucking Dutch oven"
I'm absolutely done lmao
They didn’t utilize Stephanie as
Much as they could have but when they did she crushed it. The look on her face when she hears the cursing and realizes she’s the only adult in the room should be on currency.
5:30 Jake and Charles’ reaction in slow motion always killed me lol
love how they all gave context before the punchline but the one just started with “can we just kidnap cj now?”
7:52 I mean Rosa's reaction was hilarious but I MEAN SCULLY'S REACTION! That made me burst into laughter xdd
Once they left Fox, it was just one big swear train. Love it.
Fox is prude actually. I swear once Brooklyn 99 and Lucifer left Fox, these shows got bolder than before
@@jhanvigupta6758I'm so glad Lucifer was finally able to drop an f bomb
He seemed pretty excited to hear Amy needed a C in her A...
He really likes coconuts, what can I say?
3:38
It’s so funny whenever Rosa actually scares Amy.
I love how rosa was fighting the lock like a cat hitting a little ball
I think it’s safe to say the fandom would collectively trade our minds, souls and bodies for the uncensored b99 footage
You’re right!
Can we all just appreciate Terry Crews and his ability to dance
7:42 and 1:21 is two of my favourite Hitchcock funny scenes
what did he say tho?? at 1:21
@@ranjithprajapat6305 probably an N word, C word or D word
@ranjithprajapat6305 he said snatch. Kinda sounds like snazz
7:44 Look at Roza's eyes xD
"Watch yo profanity"
- Some dude that goes through storage lockers
its ridiculously amazing that Captain C.J doesn't get the F word enough.
Cursing was such a needed addition to the series
2:59 I concur with you Jake...lmao....best expression ever
"I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU- (full five seconds of swear beeps)!!!!!!!"
Rosa's face at the end lmfao 🤣
You know it's bad when even Rosa was shocked
I swear if Disney had the balls to make r rated movies that would be great
search unnecessary censorship disney movies
1:40
They deep faked Terry's face on to Terry's body😂😂
Wdym
no they didn't. it's just the gold paint making it look that way
@Sam Fisher you must be a "fun" person, huh
I didnt get that you were joking
@@N0B0DYC4RE You just got 3 people not understanding that you even thought you were being funny, and you decided to judge the one person that tried to be helpful.
You must be a "fun" person, huh.
7:30
"Some half cuban Jimmy Neutron" lmaooo
to this day that line makes me cackle like a witch 💀
Wouldn't that just be Mac when he's Ten years old
I would love an uncensored version of B99 😂😂
7:41 😂🤣😭
Hitchcock wasn't having none of that S#!t!!
I just finished watching this series for the first time yesterday and i felt that after season 5/6 there was swearing in every episode lmao
3:17 Rosa attempting to use The Bride’s coffin escape technique from Kill Bill Vol. 2 to get out of the locked room 😂.
there's something way too funny to me about impromptu bleeped cursing when people are supposed to be restrained
and lose their **** idc if it's low brow that's the pinnacle of humor to me
I birdboxed a stewardess in sweden once 🤣🤣
3:36 is my favorite quote ever 🤣
5:22 killed me
After watching Encanto, I can't unhear Mirabel as Diaz.
NBC’s allowance for bleeps is one of the only things that improved in the last three seasons
That you need to bleep in the USA is pathetic live in EU no bleeps ;)
3:06 _softly, but with feeling_
everyone say thank you NBC
Things things I would do to learn what Amy and Hitchcock said to each other 😭
Petition to release the uncensored version
1/100,000
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everybody say, “Thank you, NBC!” 😂
Rosa at 3:18 is so cute!!! Like a cat hahaha
Ikr 🤣
Good catch Rosё 😂
i thought she was doing the kill bill thing i appreciated the reference 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:09 - 3:23 I feel like Rosa got owned by a door 🤣🤣🤣🤣 3:36 - 3:40 Amy after Rosa banged the door 🤣🤣🤣
1:18 This one killed me
Season and episode?
@@batoptimus season 6 episode13
I don't know how anyone else feels about it, but I would definitely watch a show with Scully and Hitchcock as they solve various food related crimes around NYC.
0:59 Scully is a ticking time bomb
I love the cake scene.
They forgot Holts conversation with O’Sullivan in Blue Flu
It’s give spoilers to everyone who hasn’t watch season 8 yet
"Half-Cuban Jimmy Neutron" 🤣
I love how in Amy’s battle of morale with Terry, Amy’s new Amy, Gary, looked subtly yet visibly uncomfortable and flustered when Amy dragged his name into the conversation. That pinch of panic in his eyes reminded me of Amy from the first two seasons. A true teacher’s pet would be that terrified when caught between the fight between her teachers😂 Nicely done, Gary
There’s actually more swearing before another company took over. The sweats in the first seasons weren’t bleeped either
4:20 he’s got a mean right hook.
They forget the swearing hypoglycemic Amy. The one who wishes aneurysm after aneurysm.
We need an uncensored version please
Last clip is glorious.
Scully “this room is a F$)(ing dutch oven.”
I’m dead
amy swearing>>>>>>
hitchcock saying bleeped out snatch got me. Jesus man.
Half Cuban Jimmy Neutron fucking slew me
The Following is an bleepin' great movie.
Amy wins this 👏 😂
Really wish I knew what Amy and Hitchcock were saying at the end :D
Classic Dory Jake
what about Amy's almond swearing. I love Amys swearing.
Cursing intervals
0:14
1:00
1:21
2:00
3:06
3:36
4:13
4:24
5:14
5:43
6:33
7:02
7:24
7:43
Half cuban Jimmy Neutron LMAOOOO
Holt wasn't in a single scene. He's legit one of the 3 main characters and he wasn't in a single scene
The last bit was my favorite.
Only Hitchcock with contend with a pregnant woman 😂 😂
0:17
Bluey realizes what she said
Ok but when is the uncensored version uploading?
Jake looked kind of excited when Amy first said this b needs a c in her a
When NBC Was Revival From Brooklyn 99 After Cancellation For Fox The Swearing Was Censored Which Was Previously Has Been Prohibited Prior To The His Run On Fox
Ngl, even as someone who swears constantly, it got kinda annoying how often they used it as humour in seasons 7 and 8
The show went downhill as soon as it switched to NBC
Man, I miss my show 😣
That thumbnail has serious “what mouth” energy
Okay but what about when Rosa describes what she'd do to Mr. Bean. That was probably my favorite.
I remember watching the last season and saying out loud to myself where tf did all this swearing come from
0:07 - 0:10 😏
0:45
im really curious about the bleeping.... think about it .. this show literally shown a murder, how to do the perfect crime to saying every known curse unsensored but somehow they manage to curse so much its above the level of the horrifying things in the show.
1:40 J-Hope of BTS in a nutshell
4:49 anyone else thought he sounded eerily similar to Phillip DeFranco?
This B needs a C in her A.
when they moved to NBC they was letting it fly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I dont know what this is but its funny
I really didn't like that they added cussing jokes, because it's only uses were shock comedy (atleast the first time it happened) and separating the Fox era of the show with the NBC one and I think most people would say the first few seasons were peak B99
I miss that show how much I laugh a lot.
I feel like there was a lot more swearing in the last two seasons. Just me?
wish those last ones weren't censored
His career is amazing except I keep forgetting his name 🤔
0:15
Jungkook swearing
Really wish I knew what Amy said in the end
Honestly, the swearing from Season 6 onwards kind of ruined the show for me a tiny bit. It didn’t have any bleeps in it until (I think) NBC bought the show. It just seems forced when they swear. Plus, it censored everywhere. Just feels like they forced the bleeps so it would still be semi teen-friendly.
Lol b c h
Fun fact: I don't know what Amy said but I could probably make something up and people would believe it
(7:39) oh no