Voldemort is slaying this Relationship Therapist thing Edit: Can I just say I love how you make Voldemort good it’s so unique ya know? Your very talented and funny! Keep up the good work :)
I'm a simple person: I read the title I click on it I have to wait 2 hours now but i can't wait to see this happen as im dying laughing already EDIT: ITS OUT EDIT#2: OK its alot funnier than i expected
When Pansy and Hermione kissed (why do I feel awkward saying that...anyways!) and I saw Voldy moldys hands up instead of saying happy guy I said happy die
me trying to be a normal person and dislikes: ..... also me: OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY IM DYING *likes* another me: my dreans of being a sane person are floating away....and i like it!
New idea for part 5. Snape checking on Lupin daily and nagging him to drink the wolfsbane potion was really his most mom moment ever!! Change lupin into some kids that would be awesome
Ouch. I fell off meh chair laughing while online school when I hear Voldy Moldy😂 Thank the Lord. I have my camera off since quarantine started in march. Hehehe my cool mask is still on UvU
![if draco was in 'i hate you brother' [with a twist] - harco/drarry - gcmm/glmm](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gqsYUAFxnXA/mqdefault.jpg)
Voldemort is seriously good at being a relationship therapist! 🤩
*Admiration*
Fun fact: I'm in the bathtub switching the water from hot and cold constantly my phone is in a ziplock bag and I'm watching this
Voldemort is slaying this Relationship Therapist thing
Edit: Can I just say I love how you make Voldemort good it’s so unique ya know? Your very talented and funny! Keep up the good work :)
Hello one of my fav gacha tuber it seems like u both have Chloe in ur name
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Yeah lol
Me: *reads title*
Also me: I’m officially scared and concerned for people and RUclips for putting this on recommendations...
No one:
Harry:And how will I know he won't cheat on me with apples
Big brian
you little pomarian
@@rosieparsons8375 what do you want
HI BAKUBROOO
@@eijirokirishima7600 OI SHITTY HAIR I TOLD YOU THOUSAND TIMES DON'T CALL ME BAKUBRO
@@Laila-mb8kc awwww why?
Voldy is so protective over his little babies
Ya lol😂
Slytherins even if they are deatheaters or anything they always stick up for eachother
Exactly! Even though Hufflepuffs are known for being loyal, Slytherins have this unspoken loyalty to each other and I love it!!!
Yep, lol! 😂😂😂
Haha lol
I have an idea for a vid:
1.Make Voldemort a human for 24 hours and and Bellatrix falling in love
BELLAMOOOOORT!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁💃💃💃💃🤩❤️
Yes dude
Bellamort is the besssttttt
@An_Gel 0077 yep, Voldy is Tom
Is no one going to ask why there’s two ands?
I did math and draco just got robbed like the others payed 20 gallons and he payed 80 gallons-
His dad is rich and voldy knew that
10:31
Voldy: oh shit I could've
The sorting hat: aaaand that's how you aren't a ravenclaw-
Draco: give me back my money I need to buy apples
Me: boi just pick some apples by yourself
VOLDY CHANGED!? *Gasp*
I’m so proud of my baby UwU
I'm a simple person:
I read the title
I click on it
I have to wait 2 hours now
but i can't wait to see this happen as im dying laughing already
EDIT: ITS OUT
EDIT#2: OK its alot funnier than i expected
When Pansy and Hermione kissed (why do I feel awkward saying that...anyways!) and I saw Voldy moldys hands up instead of saying happy guy I said happy die
Lord have Murcy on the pour souls that have him as a therapist
*mercy. It’s ok we all make mistakes
”your dead”
”but I'm alive”
”not anymore”
What lord...?
God the lord or...
Lord Voldemort???
No one:
Harry: vOlDy MoLdY
Uuuhhhhh I read most of the comments am I the only one who truly cares about voldemort is he ok does he need a hug I’ll give him a hug
There is NO WAY I’m giving a hug to the man who killed me!
@@lilyevanspotter3832 But he changed
@@lilyevanspotter3832 Okay yeah fair-
Voldy isn't a Relationship Therapist.
*He's just a professional shipper.*
This isn’t relationship therapy.
*Its Voldy playing matchmaker*
Yes youre right XD
Yep! Very much is
I could be a teacher...
Me: didn't you try that
Yes. He applied for the defence against the dark arts post and was rejected.
I have not stopped laughing, this is absolutely brilliant. Keep up the amazing work! x
me trying to be a normal person and dislikes: .....
also me: OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY IM DYING *likes*
another me: my dreans of being a sane person are floating away....and i like it!
Being "normal" Isn't really a term for people also I don't think disliking something isn't very nice :I
totally not an alt that’s just her opinion
I was never and will never be a sane person
🤣this is hilarous
im dead from the laughing
then how can you type
@@darkfire1262 big brain?
Can I have your money and belongings?
technically its voldy's money now
I love these videos! (The "If Snape Was a Mum" 'series')
It always makes me laugh
Thank you for making this :>
Snape just comes in kissing Lucius LIKE HOW DOES HE NOT REALIZE THAT VOLDEMORT IS ON LUCIUS’S COUCH
Wow, Voldy No-nosey should actually be a relationship therapist. The one thing he’s good at! (Well, other than scaring kids with his potato head)
I feel like this would be voldy if he could feel love
I’m going to be Harry Potter for Halloween but I’m a girl lol so I’ll be the girl Harry Potter I thought this video was so funny 🤣 🤣🤣
This is so underrated! The editing was good and the concept was original, +1 sub!
I'm sorry I'm lateeee I was in class but this is AWSOME
*Snucius enters manor* Voldey:👁👄👁 Still Voldey:I hate life
Slender man is voldimord without a face if you think about it.
Hes im the no nose squad 😎💅🏻
I'm finally early *crying noises*
Omg
"I really need to make some money" *is actively holding money*
Watch all the others first, you'll be confused if you don't
Me, lazy af: worth the risk-
It was so funny. I loved it
5:35
Awww, voldy SHIPS
What happened to Blaise and Ron tho? 👀
Ron went to go to the toilet and get sweets and Blaise didn't know, so I think Ron is like "he don't love me doe".
OOFIE PLS MAKE PRT 5
😭😭😭I have school when this happens
I have break when this happens because my 2nd period teacher is gone soo yay??
@Jack Peng Hi
Voldys good at doing this I am impressed 🙂
HAHAHA VOLDY MOLDY XDDDD IM SORRY I CANT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDDDDDD
Pfft!!! This was GREAT!!!
Voldemort:if he hurts you I will torture him in any way possible.
Blaise: (freaking scared)
Meh:(laughing)
Voldy: any questions?
Blaise: n-nope
Why do I honestly feel like Voldy would actually be kinda ok at relationship advice
Voldy in this world is a precious bean that must be protected at all costs
Hilarious!
New idea for part 5. Snape checking on Lupin daily and nagging him to drink the wolfsbane potion was really his most mom moment ever!! Change lupin into some kids that would be awesome
Voldy is a business man
1:49 is the student's reactions if Voldermort teached at Hogwarts.
Voldy : i need money
still him :holding money 😂😂
If Voldy is that good with relationship advice, can he put me together with Muichiro? 🥰
5:50 i be “every we i get this feeling and we kiss i swear i can fly!”
Wait I died laughing at how voldy managed to hold up his glasses
OH YEAH 😧
This made me like voldemort even more than I already do
Voldemort has PAYING PROBLEMS??? 😂😂
Just a question, what happened with Blaise and Ron in the end?
5:34 Voldy is actually a genius. I’m impressed.
I like how voldy dances in the corner when the couples kiss
WAIt
Me*sees Snape x Lucius mslfoy*
Me:*watches*
Me:it was worth it
No it wasn't
Voldy do be lookin' noice doeee
Voldemort's a shipper, 100%.
Join us in the comments, bring what you can
I have a rant, an unholy fanfic cover, some more fanfics (that aren't mine) and an account on ROBLOX...
First, it was Snape and Lucius, and now Harry and Draco?! This story should get 9 billion likes!!!
POOR VOLDEMORT
JUST TRYNA CHILL ON LE COUCH
Relationship Advice with Voldemort!
1:56 the way he went screaming off like a little girl 😂😂😂
I am so scared😳
* Dying very agressivly (idk how to spell) of laughter *
yep, mione such a great idea to tell riddle about your crushes, that's what ginny did... and well, how did that turn out for her
I love gacha and Harry Potter
He actually could have a job as a therapist
This made me laugh a lot.
Oh my girl I just can’t hahahahahah I love this lol love your video
Didn’t think he’d kill someone for apples
Draco at the end: Voldy give me back my money I need it to buy my apples! 🤣😂🤣😂
Voldy gonna be working from now on just pay the rent
Voldy: I really need to make some money
Me: bruh it looks like you’re holding like 30 bucks right there
Me seeing the thumbnail:
**long pause**
Wait what... **clicks vid**
I love that Voldy Modly is shipping people also I live ur channel it is hilarious 😆🤣😂
This whole video is me just fangirling because all my ships are sailing
Voldy when he succeeds with Harry and Draco: and that's how you fucking do it
Wow Mr. Voldy has become a simp for dem kids XD
Oh no something even scarier than an evil wizard a therapist
Voldy is going on a perfect run-
8:00
Voldy: ! I CHANGED IN 5 SECS THAT DOESN'T MATTER I'M HERE FOR MONEY
ME: 😂😂😂😂
Amazing Chloe u are really Amazing u reached 5k Subs lol! You actually get 1k subs within a WEEK!
Before it came on a Harry Potter quiz ad came on
Mind:damn I have been binge watching and reading Harry Potter
“Voldy moldy”
I CANT AHHHHH
W-WAIT- HOW IS VOLDYS GLASSES NOT FALLING OFF IF HE DOESNT HAVE A NOSE?!?!?!?!? MIND BLOWN😳😳😳😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I got a potter charecter quiz before this vid
who knew that voldy was such a good therapist
Ouch. I fell off meh chair laughing while online school when I hear Voldy Moldy😂
Thank the Lord. I have my camera off since quarantine started in march. Hehehe my cool mask is still on UvU
:> This is one of my favorite videos
First 4 hours!!! Yay I've never been so early!
1:55
I can't blame him for running 'cause that would've been the same thing I would do too-
Idea💡!! If Past Voldemort met his future self.
how are voldy's glasses staying on JSJAHJSKHJKHEQD
Harry: **worried draco will cheat on him**
Me: Yeah, that's norm-
Harry: **with apples**
Me: I-
Please do part 2 this is funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣