Draco Malfoy’s Guide To Flirting: 1. Continuously refer to the fact that your crush’s parents are dead 2. Make fun of them at every chance you get 3. Call them ‘pOtTaH’ 4. Insult their friends 5. Finally meet up with them and ask them, “How was dying?” BOOM THEY WILL LOVE YOU INSTANTLY
@@yumekojabami7440 sweetie, Dray is literally my favorite character, I don't like Potter, let alone think he's hot, every time I watch the movies, I skip it, just to see Drake {yes I also call him Drake}
True tho. But still. I'm pretty sure most of us are anime weebs xd. uwu Like me. Who recognises JJ? aheem. IT'S JJ STYLEEEE! If u know what I mean. We're best friends now 😏👍
Nobody: Literally Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Literally Absolutely Nobody: No Human Being That Has Ever Lived Or Existed In The Fictional World Or Earth: Draco Malfoy: *So How Was Dying?*
The cuteness is killing me it’s so cute Even Ron knows the ship Like Somebody else said the waterfalls are coming tears happy tears No sadness 🥺 now it got 😞sad
Bloopers: Draco: “You’re a bastard, potter.” Harry: “YO DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOM A WHORE” Draco: “WHAT? NO-“ *static* Draco: “Will you be my bf?” Harry: “Of co-“ Ginny: “WHO SUMMONED ME” *static* Pansy: “Harry you gotta believe me! Forgive Draco!” Harry: “...” Pansy: “I LIKE WOMEN- I MEAN HERMIONE!” Everyone besides Pansy: *Bursts into laughter* *static* Voldy: *Blushes at Bellatrix* Ron: “You can stop being a lovebird you bald mango lookin-“ *static* Draco bumps into Harry Shippers: “IS THAT ROMANTIC TENSION I SENSE” Draco: “CAN YOU P L E A S E SHUT UP” *static* Draco: “How was dying?” Harry: “Wow. Out of everything you could’ve said you ask me how my death felt” Draco: “STICK TO THE SCRIPT, GOOD GOD” *static* Draco: “Who’s your crush?” Literally everyone watching: “BITCH, ARE YOU STUPID?” *static* At the Voldy and Harry standoff: Harry: “EXPELLIARMUS” Voldy: “CRUCIO” Harry: “WAIT WHY’D YOU USE CRUCIO” Voldy: “ASK NEVILLE’S PARENTS” *static* Draco: “Well he’s bi and he’s mine” J.K. Rowling: “Don’t forget, Dumbledore is gay! :D” Draco: “Who the heck-“ *static*
same and omg I squeal so quietly I don't even think I can call it a squeal edit:I just found out that you can edit your comments I created this account like 5 months ago and I have been on this app for like 6 years (like when you have a different account)
WhY dOeS vOlDeMoRt HaVe No NoSe?- BeCaUsE hE rAn InTo ThE wRoNg WaLl At ThE tRaIn StAtIoN! Not funny? Okay. :> An edit after a year: I actually forgot about this comment, but I'm really happy It's still making people laugh!
I like how Harry forgave Malfoy after bumping into him for years of bullying, but Harry can’t forgive him for an accident he‘s apologised for about 5 times, lol
imagine if rick riordan had written harry potter, well. drarry would be true, the gay couples would be true, and draco probably would have died then come back becuase he likes to kill blonde boys- RIP Luke castellen, son of hermes 😔✌️ RIP(maybe) Will solace, son of apollo, and gay boy with nico de angelo also anyone else wondered if harry is ripped, or draco?
Draco POV: slytherins dont cry slytherins don't cry.... Me: THATS A LIE YOU- YOU- U YOU HOGIST- (For those who don't get it its sexist but hogwarts version 🤣)
@@victoriatheslytherin4733 it's ok I under stand but when you look closer it's actually Blaise- O SHI- srry I just realised that it's just harry wearing dracos robes and tie oof sorry
Oh my God my ship has sailed like I love this ship this is my biggest ship and whenever you asked,"should I make this a series?" I yelled as loud as I could," YES!!!!!!"
3:46 Poor Ginny. Hermione has no clue what happened. Ron is most likely thinking "DRARRY HAS SAILED ON THE OCEAN OF LOVE AND THERE'S NO TURNING BACK!!!"
![[]Impossible love[] ||GCMM|| (🇫🇷&🇬🇧) -Drarry, Blairon, Pansmione, Guna- •The Golden Family•](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oHFjiPdv-D0/mqdefault.jpg)
Draco Malfoy’s Guide To Flirting:
1. Continuously refer to the fact that your crush’s parents are dead
2. Make fun of them at every chance you get
3. Call them ‘pOtTaH’
4. Insult their friends
5. Finally meet up with them and ask them, “How was dying?”
BOOM THEY WILL LOVE YOU INSTANTLY
very true.
Why so funny I'm diying🤣
😂😂😂😂
I tried that 😂 also
😍🤍You may not be really, REALLY good-looking, but you're pretty damn close!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 very true 🤣
We love a supportive Ron 🥰
Yesh most of the vids he's a mean boi
Yesssss
Yes*sips tea*,the only vid that does not have mean ron
No.
We don’t love him.
...
We Stan supportive Ron
Yes we do!
Draco: So how was dying?
Me: thats really what you ask him?
I mean Dray is known not for his smartness but his hotness and the name of the Malfoys, so what did you expect? 😂
@@romanarashid5590 i-
@@yumekojabami7440 you?
@@yumekojabami7440 sweetie, Dray is literally my favorite character, I don't like Potter, let alone think he's hot, every time I watch the movies, I skip it, just to see Drake {yes I also call him Drake}
@@romanarashid5590 oki UwU
Ron: *pushes them together hoping they would kiss *
Them: *too innocent * ‘sorry’
Ron: **nooooo my shippppp**
Ron shipss
Everyone ships them even pansy now
Yep ron ships
Why so funny🤣
Ron was the first.
Was it just me or did the lyrics of the song and the mood of it (im talking about lemon boy) fit to well... aM i WrOnG!?!?!
I was watching while I was supposed to be working, so I wasn't listening. Then he started singing and I was so confused.
Mhm
Yes that song but the ultimate drarry power ship song is “bad word”
I love how Dumbledore came back to life and said "SHIPPP!!"
I literally thought the exact same thing
I love how Draco says Slytherins don't cry but he was crying after the whole breakup
10:13 Dumbledore arises from the dead just to say ship...
Yep
🤣 hahaha
MUAHHAHHAAHHA GO DUMBLEDORE GOOOO
Bro said back from rhe dead then dies again😂😂😂
cuz its ship
The tears are coming- the tears are pouring- and theres the waterfalls... wAaAaHhHh- aww thats so cute - WAAAAAAH
I was going to cry but her face at the end pff- 14:17
Nobody:
Gacha people when angry: So you have chosen Death
Theyre kinda creepy tho ngl
Is it just me-
True tho. But still.
I'm pretty sure most of us are anime weebs xd. uwu
Like me. Who recognises JJ? aheem.
IT'S JJ STYLEEEE!
If u know what I mean. We're best friends now 😏👍
😂😂😂
But they aren't even scary... legit their just being cringe af
@@xxaidanpheonix5465 now I recongises JJ XD omgggggggg yuri on ice was amazing :D
Voldemort: *Climbs his way out of the ground*
Voldemort: IM ALIVE BISHHH
3:45
i've never really seen a supportive ron so i just love how ron is like "fucking FINALLY!!!"
Dray"hOw wAs DiEiNg?"
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Literally Absolutely Nobody:
No Human Being That Has Ever Lived Or Existed In The Fictional World Or Earth:
Draco Malfoy: *So How Was Dying?*
How would respond to that?
Me: *I dUnNo MaN pReTtY fUn If YoU aSk Me*
Peroit-
GReaT MaN!
I love these responses- 😂 😂
@@justabasicgemini1302 same lol
Draco: How was dying?
What I wanted Harry to say: DOPE LMAO
9:32
“I wanna tell you something”
My mind straight up said: “ I’m pregnantá”
Hurrrrrrrprftftftfthajajajajajklaklklklkllbrbrbrrbbebrbrbebrbrbbrbrbr hrrrraaaaaasasassaaaja
Bruh 😂😮😅😢
My favorite scene.
Draco: does anyone like harry?
Ginny: Me.
Draco: he's mine!
Hermione: *sad*
Ginny: *crying*
Me, Ron, and Drarry shippers: *celebrating*
Ron's face is soooooo CUTE!!!!
I SHIP EVERYONE IN HOGWARTS
Well not everyone obviously I SHIP drarry and harco pansimione and rosie
Fr Ron was so happy he was like "O.M.F.G. YES."
*me waving my wand and points it at Ginny*me yelling:AVADACANADA B######
Atleast now there’s a world where voldy doesn’t feel left out bc everyone doesn’t have a nose lol
LMAO I'M DYING 😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAO I ALMOST FELL OF MY BED WHA
I say in gacha no one has a nose except for voldy
@Jellyfish Gamer bAAAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHGGGHA
The cuteness is killing me it’s so cute
Even Ron knows the ship
Like Somebody else said the waterfalls are coming tears happy tears
No sadness 🥺 now it got 😞sad
I-
Todoroki are u crying?
I haven't watched a single harry potter movie in years. This makes me wanna watch all of them.
"How was dying?"
*"it seemed so pure."*
Me : THEN DIE
No one to Harry :
Me to Harry : DIE I WANT DRACO!😂
(Edit) Harry mind after kissing Draco: oooooh maybe I can 😂
10:13 Dumbledore came bake to death to say SHIP for Drarry🤣😂😆
Bellatrix looks adorable in this I-
12:11 just the small dance is adorable
Bruh😑
Bloopers:
Draco: “You’re a bastard, potter.”
Harry: “YO DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOM A WHORE”
Draco: “WHAT? NO-“
*static*
Draco: “Will you be my bf?”
Harry: “Of co-“
Ginny: “WHO SUMMONED ME”
*static*
Pansy: “Harry you gotta believe me! Forgive Draco!”
Harry: “...”
Pansy: “I LIKE WOMEN- I MEAN HERMIONE!”
Everyone besides Pansy: *Bursts into laughter*
*static*
Voldy: *Blushes at Bellatrix*
Ron: “You can stop being a lovebird you bald mango lookin-“
*static*
Draco bumps into Harry
Shippers: “IS THAT ROMANTIC TENSION I SENSE”
Draco: “CAN YOU P L E A S E SHUT UP”
*static*
Draco: “How was dying?”
Harry: “Wow. Out of everything you could’ve said you ask me how my death felt”
Draco: “STICK TO THE SCRIPT, GOOD GOD”
*static*
Draco: “Who’s your crush?”
Literally everyone watching: “BITCH, ARE YOU STUPID?”
*static*
At the Voldy and Harry standoff:
Harry: “EXPELLIARMUS”
Voldy: “CRUCIO”
Harry: “WAIT WHY’D YOU USE CRUCIO”
Voldy: “ASK NEVILLE’S PARENTS”
*static*
Draco: “Well he’s bi and he’s mine”
J.K. Rowling: “Don’t forget, Dumbledore is gay! :D”
Draco: “Who the heck-“
*static*
👏Dumbledaddy 👏 is 👏a👏gay👏wh0re 👏for 👏grindleh0e👏
Harry: I’m scared Malloy
Me: *really you’re gonna calll him Malloy when u guys are dating,.... really!?!*
I just realized snape is like a hogwarts eraserhead
Draco is bakugo...
When they had their first kiss I II like had a fangirl squeal and then my sis was like uhhhhhhhhhh.... u ok ??
Ha...TuT
The fan girl is me-
same and omg I squeal so quietly I don't even think I can call it a squeal edit:I just found out that you can edit your comments I created this account like 5 months ago and I have been on this app for like 6 years
(like when you have a different account)
The GLMM: *Gay panic*
Me: *loses it*
The fact that it’s so relatable
i know lol
No one:
Ginny: no homo. Thats the rules.
Draco: uh oh no ice up on yup
(No funny ;-;)
If you ask voldermort “what do you want for Christmas?” I bet he would respond with “a nose-“
Bruh for real though lol🤣
10:14
Dumbledor: SHIP!
Me: *Dies of laughter*
Harry: to close
* Next scene laying on top of each other *
I was thinking about this 😅
Server: *Pansy joins chat*
Me: YESSS NOBODY IS DYING TONIGHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!
Edit: I was also screaming this entire time weather it was bad or good xD
what the BLOODY HELL is that?! wasn't snape dead?! oh by the beards of merlin! he is alive! my sweet sev is alive!
Lol
WHEEZE
Ok then....
911 what ur emergency?
YESS WE HAVE TO THROW A PARTY EEEEK
Always...- proffesor severus snpe that on time before death
We want a dramatic fight!
Victoria the Slytheryin:
No.
3:45 BRuH BhahHhahahHh 😂
harry: *kills voldemort*
Me: TeLL mE i HavE A List Of PeOpLe
WhY dOeS vOlDeMoRt HaVe No NoSe?- BeCaUsE hE rAn InTo ThE wRoNg WaLl At ThE tRaIn StAtIoN!
Not funny? Okay. :>
An edit after a year: I actually forgot about this comment, but I'm really happy It's still making people laugh!
I find it hilarious! xDDD
𝓑𝓐𝓗𝓐𝓗𝓐𝓗𝓐𝓗𝓐
Thats from pintrest-
I cackled when I saw this
No not funny, hilarious!
I love the part where Dumbledore says "ship!!!"
I like how Harry forgave Malfoy after bumping into him for years of bullying, but Harry can’t forgive him for an accident he‘s apologised for about 5 times, lol
“How was dying”
Me- what?- 👁👄👁
That part was weird 😅
I thought pansy-
Oh nevermind
Me : **watches**
Also me : **subscribes and likes**
You : Should I make this a series?
Me : 😆 HELL YEAH
Dumbeldor: *SHIP!*
Me: *laughing and kinda dying *
My sis: are u goin crazy or somethin?
Literally no one:
Me: lEmOn BoYyYyYyYy *voice crack* YeEeYy
Neighbours: tf
Me: ........YeAyEeEeOaI
imagine if rick riordan had written harry potter, well. drarry would be true, the gay couples would be true, and draco probably would have died then come back becuase he likes to kill blonde boys-
RIP Luke castellen, son of hermes 😔✌️
RIP(maybe) Will solace, son of apollo, and gay boy with nico de angelo
also anyone else wondered if harry is ripped, or draco?
Yessss someone who reads Percy Jackson
PJO FANS RISE UP
You forgot Jason Grace, son of Jupiter 🥲😭
Hunny you forgot octavian and jason we can't forget jason
Can someone explain to me why is my house flooded?
Help💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Wrong fandom alert :
Every time I see Harry, and I can’t see his scar- I see Percy Jackson
Same here
I have read Percy Jackson and don’t understand. Please explain?
@@ezrabugg Harry has black hair and green eyes, same as Percy, but Harry has glasses and a scar
@@atlantasatlantis13420 oh ok ty for the explanation
@@ezrabugg ur welcome
Every time my parents say "We need to talk"
Closeted me: 2:05
Draco POV: slytherins dont cry slytherins don't cry....
Me: THATS A LIE YOU- YOU- U YOU HOGIST- (For those who don't get it its sexist but hogwarts version 🤣)
HAHAHHA
*Noice*
But I cri alot-
@@zeeeeep aw dont cry 😌
I am a Hufflepuff so I can cry..
ooh~! u should make a series but ur fans can choose how the story goes!
Omg your actually a genius!
@@victoriatheslytherin4733 lol 😂❤️
@@basicbread2162 she's right
A
G e n i u s
That doesn’t sound like it will end well
Dude amazing I love it but after the war snape was eeehhhh ded
Yeahhh but I decided to bring him back😂
@@victoriatheslytherin4733 How? Oh I know magic!
@@dianagordon6908 if that's the case we can bring Harry's parents back as well-
👁️👄👁️
OMG THIS IS SO GOOD!! Okay I'm jelly:,)
YES PLEASE PART TWO PLEASE I LOVE THIS. ITS THE BEST DRARRY I'VE SEEN.
You should make a series out of this in my opinion
YEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST SERIES I HAVE EVER WATCHED
the end just warmed my heart; "Welcome to the family" he never really had one.
ginny: heartbroken Ron: I SUPPORT DRARY so what if ginny is heart broken i dont care its not like she is my Sister
POV: you clicked on actedent and you loved this and now WANT A SERIES!!!!
My friend telling my bf I'm gay: 😝
Me:actually bishes I'm bi😜
SERIES YESH
3:03
it’s probably just me but draco’s face reminds me of the joker 😳🃏
I love how Ron supports harry
Draco:"and only sees you as a friend"
Ginny:"N....no...!!'
Me:YAASSSSS XD
My god your OC design is amazing and you need more subs
Oh my gosh, your so sweet thanks!
@@victoriatheslytherin4733 No prob and I subscribed to you
@@victoriatheslytherin4733 I remember this video....
Ah nostalgia ..
Yes, SERIES-IFY IT IMMEDIATLY. In case you dont get it, turb this into a series.
You have just created the best word ever
YES PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES, THIS WAS SOOOOO GOOD! I need another on to live
#Drarry
Ron is actually my favourite character in the Mini movie. We love a supportive Ron.
3:53 Poor Ron
*Slytherins don't cry*
Me a Slytherin: *Crying while watching how upsetting that scene was*
Is it just me or “bi and mine” kinda smacks
At the end Narcissa was like: *SHIP!!!!*
Draco:you love me??
Harry:yes I would die for you
Bro was so happy when he said” kidnap him”😁👏
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did I wanna cry.
**steals mothers acc**:'>
Ron: I'm gonna try to make u cheat on my sister 😏🖐😭
My sis when she she’s the “should I make this a series”: MAKE A SERIES YEEE YEEE
Draco:"How Was Dying"
Me:"WAIT WHAT"
Harry:"Nice Actually"
Me Again:''WHAT!!! IM SO CONFUSED"
Is it bad that Ginny is my favorite-
Ofc it’s not :)) everyone likes someone else!
Uhh hate to to break it to you but the guy on dracos shoulder isn't harry it's Blaise ;-;
Umm can you say the minute and second of the video? I don’t know where it is
Ik you probably didn't mean it but that sounded pretty rude I was just saying
@@imnotangry_iminpain4401 I’m so sorry! Ofc I didn’t mean it! I come of as mean sometimes
@@victoriatheslytherin4733 it's ok I under stand but when you look closer it's actually Blaise- O SHI- srry I just realised that it's just harry wearing dracos robes and tie oof sorry
@@victoriatheslytherin4733 agreed. what minute is it? Pls tell us :) thx!
YOU. HAVE. TO. MAKE. THIS. A. SERIES. OR. WE. WILL. DIE!!! BEST DRARRY GACHA MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fact that this drarry story was made with a song that is now going viral on TikTok and using it on drarry is like a dream come true bro
I love how when things go depressing it turns into a music video 😳😳😳
Harry-too close
Also Harry-* sleeps on draco *
Oh my God my ship has sailed like I love this ship this is my biggest ship and whenever you asked,"should I make this a series?" I yelled as loud as I could," YES!!!!!!"
We all love a little gay panic 😂😂
3:46 Poor Ginny. Hermione has no clue what happened. Ron is most likely thinking "DRARRY HAS SAILED ON THE OCEAN OF LOVE AND THERE'S NO TURNING BACK!!!"
Snape look's like a vampire......
I LOVE IT 💞💗
Ron be like: *MY SHIP HAS SAILLLEDDDDDD*
(For Draco and Harry at the start)
Lol I love how Draco asked how dying was-
Me watching: ._.
Dumbledor: SHIP ÒuÓ
Me: *starts laughing historically*
No one:
Ron the whole time: YeS mY sHiP hAs SaIled!
draco: Slytherins dont cry slytherins dont c-
*Me already crying*
Me reading the polyjuice thing me at first: ._. Me now:ohhhhh so someone else had a crush on draco
I don’t even like Harry Potter that much but this- this was to pure-
Oml- draco is soft - (I think) And I'm HERE for it🥺❤️
5:17 YES YES YES PANSMIONE FOR THE FREAKING WIN HAHAAAA
"Only sees you as a friend"
Me: are you AdRiEn AgResTe in Disguise? 🤩
I love you for including Going Down in this! This was amazing by the way 🔥❤
IM IN LOVE WITH THIS STORY
PLEASE SEIRIES!!!!!! I’m physically shook with how good these are
LEGIT MY WORDS R IN THIS SCENE 9:51 : HE SAID MALFOY THIS IS THE PERFETED SHIP *ALL WHILE MY HANDS ON MY HEART*