are you serious?! (I was dragging my feet so long on this one bc I got like 65% done with the edit and then lost the file! I would get frustrated and then put it to the side while I found a different vid. Thank you for your patience) Just like I planned it all along!! lol HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Swiss reflex, diamond therapy, nutrition response, triangles, naturopathic healing, Alexander technique, esoteric healing and now palmistry all proving that I can really only relax to absolute bollocks.
I totally agree. This is fantastic ASMR because it's educational informative nonsense! =) However, you forgot to mention past life regression as an additional ASMR goldmine.
This is so random (not negative) but I read this in an American accent, since I'm American, until I saw "bollocks", read that with a British accent lmao
Snake oil salesmen, spiritual healers and fortune tellers really missed their target audience. I’d pay good money for this kind of ASMR if it rolled into town
@@Ninjahbutter Letting lines on your hand tell your partner that you are unfaithful and immature is not really harmless nonsense. I can see stuff like this ruining a perfectly good relationship
These comments are hilarious. Was not expecting so many rational people here, usually these videos are full of people that actually believe this shit lol
Next time I am with friends I will share with them the terminology associated with each line and what its general meaning is without fully "revealing" everything. This way it can seem as though I know what I'm doing so I can look at their hands and just shake my head in a disconcerting manner and just mutter "Oh man..." To myself over and over again.
So basically any line can mean anything but not necessarily always because other lines may mean something different if the other lines suggest something else, but not if the previous lines suggest otherwise?
I wonder if there's a special line on your hand that tells you when you should put SOME DAMN LOTION ON THEM HANDS. The universe is probably against that level of dryness 😂😂😂
Ah, does anyone remember "Dr Peter John", old British guy who taught palmistry on YT. Used to be a favourite sleep tool before his channel suddenly disappeared 😭
I was going to marry the love of my life. Then I found out our lines dont match. Worst day of my life. But like they say, the hand lines say what the heart lines cant.
I know I should only watch this for asmr but I got a bit curious and I dont even have a relationship line LMAO i just got called forever alone by an asmr video
I find stuff like this, horoscopes, tarot readings, etc have more of a placebo affect than actual base to them. People think their lines, horoscope, or reading do/mean something so strongly that it actually causes it to happen.
Basically i'd say horoscope , but i can point out one weird thing i experienced. When i was about 12 , a group of us looked at our lifelines, as best we could determine. We couldn't really find a life line on one kids hand. He died when he was about 16, never forgot that.
How many fucking hands have this man seen in his life? Is there a line that shows that? A line that says "Perhaps..this person have seen and analyzed the hands of others many times over" ?
The irony that a lot of people making fun of this in the comments probably believe in a god who sent his human son to earth to die and hence atone for their sins lol.
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OMG! I was the person that requested this and it was put out on my BIRTHDAY! Im not even kidding!
Thanks so much for doing this!
Happy birthday! 🥳
are you serious?! (I was dragging my feet so long on this one bc I got like 65% done with the edit and then lost the file! I would get frustrated and then put it to the side while I found a different vid. Thank you for your patience) Just like I planned it all along!! lol HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
@@ASMRLoopz 100% for real! You edited it perfectly too. Thanks so much!
@@missmoon6624 thanks friend!
Triangles also known as triangles
Swiss reflex, diamond therapy, nutrition response, triangles, naturopathic healing, Alexander technique, esoteric healing and now palmistry all proving that I can really only relax to absolute bollocks.
Haha!
That’s true 🤌👋 That’s true 👋🖐 That’s true
I totally agree. This is fantastic ASMR because it's educational informative nonsense! =) However, you forgot to mention past life regression as an additional ASMR goldmine.
This is so random (not negative) but I read this in an American accent, since I'm American, until I saw "bollocks", read that with a British accent lmao
😂 x2
If ASMR has tought us anything it's that people with hypnotizing voices are the best con artists.
Totally the truth
"Maybe" "possibly" "could mean"
Gotta love how vague his bullcrap is.
This line either represents nothing at all or will tell you the day you die
@@dekudude8888 possibly
@@justintyme4690 maybe
@@jorder could mean
@@yosoyraapiid3424 Gotta love how vague his bullcrap is
Like I know this is bullshit...so why am I still checking my hands?
I don't know, but same! 😆
@Athos Aramis you must be fun at parties
@@kaleylindsay8923 like the best parties like yeet like
@@kaleylindsay8923 I like parties like
You don't know that it is bullshit
Snake oil salesmen, spiritual healers and fortune tellers really missed their target audience. I’d pay good money for this kind of ASMR if it rolled into town
Honestly they were the first asmr artists, they just didn't knew it. That maybe was why people felt good after seeing them.
@@maxlamangouste That's honestly my theory--that people thought it worked because they felt the tingles.
Love your theories guys😂
“And here’s your swimming pool”
*Spits onto palm*
Childhood memory unlocked.
“I’ll never wash this hand again”.
I appreciate all of their soothing lies🥲
I wouldn’t call them ‘’Lies’’. I believe people truly believe stuff like this works. Though I agree this sort of stuff is harmless nonsense.
@@Ninjahbutter Letting lines on your hand tell your partner that you are unfaithful and immature is not really harmless nonsense. I can see stuff like this ruining a perfectly good relationship
@@dewgone9577 Only if you're the jealous type lol
i think this man just likes to draw on his hands
Should have drawn a smiley or a heart
Lol
These comments are hilarious. Was not expecting so many rational people here, usually these videos are full of people that actually believe this shit lol
It's bollocks, but at least it's entertaining bollocks.
at first i was alarmed because none of my lines matched his, but then i realized mine are covered in chocolate
I used to watch this a whole decade ago to go to sleep and knowing someone else did the same pre- asmr boom is very warm and fuzzy
Did you check your hand and were things the same as it indicated ?
Oh man, I think Jim Winter was one of my first ever ASMR finds on youtube like a hundred years ago.
I have 3 attachment lines on my dominant hand, I've been with my hubby for 15 years...will I be a naughty grandma?🤣
Call me anytime 😉
@@dancingvirgil 😂
Deranged pseudoscience is surprisingly relaxing.
ah yes, the only way i can relax with ASMR. with absolute nonsense.
We all like listening to fairy tales sometimes 😆
He sounds like he smells like old books 🥰
Uh oh… I don’t even have an attachment line. Don’t tell my partner!
I have no attachment lines... no wonder I am forever alone.
:(
same
Me too
You could always tape your hands into fists overnight to ensure over time you'll get the lines you need to bring about that relationship
@@nbude4897 lol i hope no one does that.
It may be rubbish, but it's fun to know a few bits and have a laugh with a crush ;)
This video is fantastic I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before! Thank you Loopz, again you’ve introduced me to another gem
always glad to help! introducing folks to new ASMR is my favorite part... well that and the comments :)
ps- love your accent!
@@ASMRLoopz Thank you 🙈❤️❤️❤️
Weird; as I was reading your comment when I got to the word ‘gem’ he said the work ‘gem’ as well.
This makes me want to look at my hands but i'm lying in the dark in my bed rn😂
Literally same here 😂 It's almost tempting to turn my lamp back on so I can look!
Next time I am with friends I will share with them the terminology associated with each line and what its general meaning is without fully "revealing" everything. This way it can seem as though I know what I'm doing so I can look at their hands and just shake my head in a disconcerting manner and just mutter "Oh man..." To myself over and over again.
gonna test these on a newborn and play the waiting game to see if my predictions are correct
I had an Indian guy read my lines on a date. He kinda stayed away from me after that. Always wondered what he saw.
I'm glad you brought that up. Sit down. We need to talk...
So basically any line can mean anything but not necessarily always because other lines may mean something different if the other lines suggest something else, but not if the previous lines suggest otherwise?
I remember watching Jim winter in like 2012 in high school. This taught me Sooo much, not I can watch it all in one sitting?! Hell yes
Oh man, remember this from the Soothe Tube days. It was excellent then and excellent now.
If your line stretches about 2-3 inches across the table and is white in colour, this probably isn’t the video for you
this is actually the best vid to be high watching
His lines are off by about 1/32nd of an inch.
He better be wearing shoes
He sounds like a talk to text voice. I’ve already had quite a nice nap to his voice today 😴😴😴😴
I’m having a wonderful response.
Glad to hear. Be sure to check your leg length as well.
No way you found this I seen this years ago and could never find it again
It found you again! (I can't take credit, I had a nice fella send me his Jim Winter supercut via email.)
Interesting to see how those lines are interpretated and you choose a relaxing voice as always 👍🏼
This is freakishly accurate. I dont even believe in this! Stop changing my mind!
I wonder if there's a special line on your hand that tells you when you should put SOME DAMN LOTION ON THEM HANDS. The universe is probably against that level of dryness 😂😂😂
This RUclips channel successfully relaxes me and keeps me deeply interested in absolute bs
I would say that one of my lines is about 1/32" shorter than the one on my left hand. Does this mean that I need to drink more water?!
No, you need to fight fight fight
You probably forgot to have a wonderful response
You need some triangles
How come all these chancers are so relaxing
Yesss, was wondering when Mr. Winter got some recognition.
Gosh I love palmistry and ASMR :D
Why is nonsense so relaxing?
I did some healing with the endocrine gland
*Notices I don’t have any attachment lines
“What about me?”
“If you don’t have any attachment lines it’s a sign that you alrmuhmuhmurrmuh.”
“😦”
His voice is like atomic shrimp but softer
Everytime the red palm comes up I feel like a crappy 70s horror movie is about to start
He sounds exactly like Warwick Davis the actor
Ok, I choose this vid for falling asleep tonight
Excellent choice! :)
This man is incredible
SPOT ON!!
I looked this nonsense after you uploaded the palm reading scene in a movie I have no idea what it was. But, great find of ASMR nonetheless 🤣👍👍
Attachment line... It's not even there! That's why I'm single!!
What does it mean when I have a massive, indented scar across my palm over my lines? Lmao
means you should be more careful next time! ;)
I don't believe this mess but . . . . i am looking at the lines on my hand regardless
Omg this indicates I shouldn’t get married 😂
Ah... Sweet sleepy sleepy bs... Beautiful.
FOR THE QUEEN TO USE
Yo real talk this wasn’t even fair. I didn’t stand a chance, I was out in like 6 min 😴😴
I see the T.M. Lewin guy has changed careers.
I'm gonna be an earthbender!!!
Chevrolet, Zebra, Palmistry
spat out my coffee
No ifs, ands or buts.
Wow!. His voice is as good as David Attenboroughs 😮
Any lines coming from the palm COULD be from creasing and bending your hands over the years. Or - it could be from the things he said!
Ah, does anyone remember "Dr Peter John", old British guy who taught palmistry on YT. Used to be a favourite sleep tool before his channel suddenly disappeared 😭
I did pinky thumb tip to tip and my lines got all smushed up! What does it mean!!
it means you better get busy living or get busy dying
@@ASMRLoopz that's god damn right
13:21- long head line, wavy
Welcome to Curtis Rob, AFTER DARK!
He said at the beginning that the lines can thicken up when you meet someone and fall deep in love. Kinda goes to show that nothing is set in stone
So where do you keep your “FEELING EGGS”
I was going to marry the love of my life. Then I found out our lines dont match. Worst day of my life. But like they say, the hand lines say what the heart lines cant.
Yes
YES!
It's driving me nuts how he says "exspecially"
great video
Genuinely cannot believe how some guy one day saw that he has lines on his hands and said "yuuup im gonna be rich and live over 70"
The relaxing ASMR is negated by the aggravating nonsense.
It’s a draw.
I love this stuff. I'm quite certain there's more than a nugget of truth in much of it.
I have no attachment line, it's not there and i'm single all my life... Interesting.
oh, I don't have this line at all. that explains a lot
Complete Bovine Scatology. But decent ASMR.
The study of cow poop?
We know; it is not needed to be mentioned.
Welp, I think I have no attachment lines 😅 Rip
What if all your lines are sticky?
tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
I'm impressed. He's not far from being correct about some things, if I check my palms. 😂
i have no attachment line.. it all makes sense now 😂
I know I should only watch this for asmr but I got a bit curious and I dont even have a relationship line LMAO i just got called forever alone by an asmr video
I would really love to see loop of Cream pouring scene from Inglorious Basterds strudel scene.
that the beer scene?
@@ASMRLoopz no waiter pouring cream n putting it on strudel
@@덕패김 ah okay. I need to go back and watch that movie again
"If you have two lines , not one ..."Me who has none:wot?
Me having broken up last week, seeing the video now and noticing i have no attachment lines.. 🙄 🤭 😂
This man's biro works upside down. What is this dark magic?
Is there actually any science to this? Or is it like the horoscope
Horoscope
I find stuff like this, horoscopes, tarot readings, etc have more of a placebo affect than actual base to them. People think their lines, horoscope, or reading do/mean something so strongly that it actually causes it to happen.
Horoscope
Basically i'd say horoscope , but i can point out one weird thing i experienced. When i was about 12 , a group of us looked at our lifelines, as best we could determine. We couldn't really find a life line on one kids hand. He died when he was about 16, never forgot that.
I don't even have a line there 🤣
How many fucking hands have this man seen in his life? Is there a line that shows that? A line that says "Perhaps..this person have seen and analyzed the hands of others many times over" ?
Be sure to drink plenty of water folks
6:51pm
Nov,25,23 Saturday
Which line signifies pen ink poisoning?
There aren’t any triangle that are called triangles that they do?
Who else is looking at their hand right now?
only everybody ;)
Why is it always the quackery
The irony that a lot of people making fun of this in the comments probably believe in a god who sent his human son to earth to die and hence atone for their sins lol.
🤡
Adding this to the list of things I dare not sleep to unless I get indoctrinated into believing this shit