Joe Lycett: I want to kill all dolphins

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

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  • @gracelangley335
    @gracelangley335 4 года назад +761

    Joe Lycett? I only know Hugo Boss, and Hugo Boss wants to kill all dolphins...

  • @poeallen7070
    @poeallen7070 6 лет назад +262

    one of the guys in the barbershop quartet was a teacher at my school (secondary school), a maths teacher. one day he said he wouldn't be in next Monday and disappeared off for like 3 months, I think he was ill or something and after that, he did supply work and now he's in a barbershop quartet with Joe Lycett. didn't know you were such a madlad Mr. Mawson. good luck with your barbershop quartet!

    • @connie4766
      @connie4766 4 года назад +6

      Lmaoooooo. I love this comment 😂😂😂

  • @aimee5861
    @aimee5861 6 лет назад +1518

    This doth butter no *parsnips*

    • @popazz1
      @popazz1 6 лет назад +57

      Fetch me my writing mittens, I've letters to write which cannot wait for milder weather.

    • @HedeccaTamer
      @HedeccaTamer 6 лет назад +30

      Carol, Carol, Carol

  • @georgiaerangey5211
    @georgiaerangey5211 5 лет назад +327

    I love how Greg is trying so hard to keep a straight face through 99.9% of the video

  • @lizziebooth5397
    @lizziebooth5397 5 лет назад +418

    Christopher Biggins said,
    "No.
    Punch."

  • @frogwhisperer2067
    @frogwhisperer2067 5 лет назад +558

    Get you a man that looks at you the way Greg James looks at Joe Lycett

    • @andrew76017
      @andrew76017 5 лет назад +22

      3:05

    • @archie4president330
      @archie4president330 5 лет назад +3

      @Statism is EVIL well that kind of behaviour is not going to get anyone behind your cause.
      Also I think your profile picture is 100% right, master hand has got the whole world on strawberry laces, I'm glad someone finally sees the truth

  • @belowthelaw9607
    @belowthelaw9607 6 лет назад +861

    What’s that walrus? We couldn’t possibly kill all the dolphins

    • @cutebutevil7387
      @cutebutevil7387 5 лет назад +13

      His inner voice/psychotic spirit animal

    • @Trickward
      @Trickward 4 года назад +3

      Cute But Evil i’m not sure you got the funny

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 4 года назад +9

      @@Trickward Actually I'm not sure YOU got it. Walrus is Joe's spirit animal. He says so in a comedy show.

    • @Trickward
      @Trickward 4 года назад +4

      Jonah S Actually I’m not sure YOU get it, this isn’t Joe Lycett, it’s Hugo Boss.

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 4 года назад +5

      @@Trickward Funny, but Joe changed his name back. He's now Joe Lycett, the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss, who was formerly known as Joe Lycett.

  • @sampatterson7386
    @sampatterson7386 6 лет назад +234

    The name should have been ‘The Linda, Linda, Joe and Barbara-shop Quartet’.

  • @Julia-vc3by
    @Julia-vc3by 6 лет назад +1043

    "I could have SWORN one of you was black!"

    • @scarletpeoni9347
      @scarletpeoni9347 6 лет назад +22

      Julia if you look carefully it's the same man, he just wearing makeup to look white

    • @Sam-NFF
      @Sam-NFF 6 лет назад +8

      +Scarlet Peoni it's not tho

    • @scarlao
      @scarlao 5 лет назад

      LOL that cracked me up!

    • @soul7530
      @soul7530 5 лет назад +3

      Sam Ashcroft You can clearly see it is 😂

  • @sofiapereira2018
    @sofiapereira2018 6 лет назад +272

    "shall we put the past behind you?" "well they're all behind me" that just killed be

  • @pigpie03
    @pigpie03 6 лет назад +199

    Holy shit Joe does an amazing job on the spot!

  • @strangeavocado9279
    @strangeavocado9279 3 года назад +92

    2:40 Joe’s face when he heard “eradicating dolphins” is hilarious

  • @1234smileface
    @1234smileface 6 лет назад +352

    Was there a bit of chemistry between the interviewer and Joe?

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 6 лет назад +18

      1234smileface *comedic-chemistry*

    • @frogwhisperer2067
      @frogwhisperer2067 6 лет назад +64

      I saw it. I hope they banged

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 5 лет назад +87

      Joe has chemistry with everybody in the planet.

    • @cathychi2283
      @cathychi2283 5 лет назад +45

      The sexual tension is uncanny

    • @lu-zp2hz
      @lu-zp2hz 5 лет назад +4

      Frog Whisperer read my mind

  • @lizziebooth5397
    @lizziebooth5397 6 лет назад +272

    A child's shin. Debbie McGee.

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 4 года назад +68

    8:58. Why did this sound.. Like.. Actually good? 😂😂

  • @SEByrde
    @SEByrde 4 года назад +38

    Okay I read the comments at the beginning and I was like "come on, what sexual tension."
    6 minutes in... oh my GOD THE SEXUAL TENSION JESUS CHRIST

  • @lanestovall1715
    @lanestovall1715 6 лет назад +146

    Greg James is a beautiful man

  • @KnobheadMills
    @KnobheadMills 6 лет назад +275

    Loved the Barbershop quartet
    (Is it bad that I wanted to say barbarashop quartet...)

  • @krystalayala8451
    @krystalayala8451 4 года назад +49

    I love when Joe heard about the eradication of dolphins he was like “hMM. yEP.”

  • @goinggaga4ladygaga
    @goinggaga4ladygaga 6 лет назад +97

    Those poor dolphins would be definsless

  • @tamannad5107
    @tamannad5107 4 года назад +75

    Greg was just internally DYING the whole time. His "try not to laugh" face is hysterical

  • @emily_232
    @emily_232 4 года назад +23

    Joe took that barber shop quartet bit on like it’s been his whole life and just wow

  • @emma190900
    @emma190900 4 года назад +16

    Some of the most iconic interviews of the last five months

  • @lovisamaanmies2983
    @lovisamaanmies2983 5 лет назад +193

    the interviewer is handsome, just pointing that out

    • @yeah2853
      @yeah2853 4 года назад +4

      Yeah Greg James

    • @jessicaj8564
      @jessicaj8564 4 года назад

      Not my type

    • @purplepineapple8863
      @purplepineapple8863 4 года назад +9

      The interviewee is handsome, just pointing that out

    • @sammnew
      @sammnew 4 года назад +1

      purple Pineapple OMG yes!!! And extremely sexy!!!

  • @somebodygotmine
    @somebodygotmine 6 лет назад +36

    Loved how they both kept cracking up!

  • @officialreginageorge3507
    @officialreginageorge3507 6 лет назад +292

    I see Joe, I click

    • @lanestovall1715
      @lanestovall1715 6 лет назад +1

      Official Regina George. he's amazing I agree

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 лет назад +1

      Official Regina George I cannot find enough videos of him!!
      I bought his book and I laughed so much

    • @AbsoluteMiniacGena
      @AbsoluteMiniacGena 6 лет назад

      My daughter and I keep sharing joe vids between us. Brilliant 👍🏼

  • @DeeL2507
    @DeeL2507 6 лет назад +72

    Joe Lycett is my favourite! I love his snarky comedy!

  • @derlaurenz
    @derlaurenz 5 лет назад +8

    This an interviewer's dream ... sheer perfection for a talk, so entertaining and honest

  • @ammis5064
    @ammis5064 6 лет назад +27

    That My Girl rendition was ICONIC

  • @donrayjay
    @donrayjay 3 года назад +10

    Christopher Biggins sounds like a true humanitarian

  • @themadplotter
    @themadplotter 6 лет назад +65

    This looks like a school kid interviewing his brothers friend. I'm not saying that's a bad thing!

  • @ceardataagtarlu2978
    @ceardataagtarlu2978 3 года назад +4

    He’s done some of the most iconic interviews of the last...5 months

  • @katherinechambers6954
    @katherinechambers6954 4 года назад +17

    He totally missed ‘Barbara shop quartet’

  • @barryscott7178
    @barryscott7178 3 года назад +9

    I’m crying at the thought of joe lycett and Christopher Biggins punching every dolphin in the world to death 😂😂

  • @Doopdedoopdedoopdoop
    @Doopdedoopdedoopdoop 6 лет назад +36

    Please do more, these are great

  • @magicpony1501
    @magicpony1501 5 лет назад +12

    Joe Lycette should watch the beginning of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

  • @Dustinielson
    @Dustinielson 6 лет назад +29

    Classic Joe..
    I too despise dolphins ~ Pricks of the sea.

    • @Dustinielson
      @Dustinielson 6 лет назад +1

      I too was in a musical 4 way .. .
      We were a tampon string quartet called The 4 Menstrals.

  • @ZoeFell
    @ZoeFell 6 лет назад +58

    This was so wholesome and lovely.

  • @sanndhyabhandari
    @sanndhyabhandari 6 лет назад +11

    this deserves more views!! brilliantly hilarious

  • @apoynta9858
    @apoynta9858 6 лет назад +45

    I love these bcos Greg in a Suit is toppppp

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 3 года назад +4

    Good thing Joe isn't shy and can think on his feet. I would've flubbed the whole interview.
    Joe shined and made me laugh 😂😊👍

  • @richardtimmsdesign
    @richardtimmsdesign 6 лет назад +27

    "a child's shin". Well he does work at the BBC.

  • @johannamylonaki5066
    @johannamylonaki5066 4 года назад +5

    omg the way greg looks at joe

  • @wolfspain7385
    @wolfspain7385 6 лет назад +224

    It took me all of 1 minute to get what was going on despite never having heard about this show before. Hilarious. Americans will never understand this brand of comedy.

    • @dmoney9285
      @dmoney9285 6 лет назад +21

      wolfspain7385 ... I’m British but I disagree I think Americans do this sort of messing about thing all the time, all you have to do is watch things like the Simpsons or Family guy or the 40 year old virgin and so on to get that they understand irony

    • @wolfspain7385
      @wolfspain7385 6 лет назад +7

      Although of course I'm stereotyping, you find that Americans use sarcasm more often as a comedic trope rather than an entire theme like this show is doing. In the shows you've mentioned, the majority of the comedy in them panders to the general, American audience and employs different forms of comedy such as satirical, racial or toilet humour. I don't think I need to prove my point in the case of Family Guy. For every show you named I can name a British, comedy show which more or less thrives on the theme of sarcasm (Blackadder, Only Fools and Horses, The Office). I don't think these shows would have been as famous in America in their original forms (Hence why they changed the style of the Office when they made an American remake). In fact, I heard an American girl saying yesterday that she had found it difficult to adjust to British sarcasm as she barely knew when people were joking or serious. (Also, irony and sarcasm are different.) So, although I understand they're not all idiots that have no idea what sarcasm is, I'd contend that the majority of Americans don't use it as often because they simply don't find it funny which often means they don't always realise when someone is being sarcastic.

    • @wolfspain7385
      @wolfspain7385 6 лет назад +2

      Video starts @ 1:00 bud XD

    • @somebodygotmine
      @somebodygotmine 6 лет назад +8

      I’m so sick of this attitude. Americans are not all stupid, and Brits are not all brilliant.

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 лет назад +1

      wolfspain7385 yes we do

  • @lizziebooth5397
    @lizziebooth5397 6 лет назад +28

    Linda. Always getting a bit punchy after shows.

  • @simonsaysrewind
    @simonsaysrewind 6 лет назад +58

    Debbie McGee 😁

    • @j.mariethompson981
      @j.mariethompson981 6 лет назад +1

      Simon Says
      Saws mate.... thought i was doing the joke 1st.....😍😍

    • @simonsaysrewind
      @simonsaysrewind 6 лет назад +1

      J.Marie Thompson haha I was so last week 👍 😁

  • @onehundredmillionstars1276
    @onehundredmillionstars1276 6 лет назад +24

    Omg, absolutely bloody hilarious! I love it 😂 #simonchair #lindalindabarbarajoe

  • @heikonpeikon2
    @heikonpeikon2 6 лет назад +200

    Get Lee mack!!!

    • @emrys_jpeg
      @emrys_jpeg 6 лет назад +2

      heikonpeikon2 or Lee Mack-erel ayyyyyyy

    • @Dave-xr3rj
      @Dave-xr3rj 6 лет назад +5

      no thanks.

    • @albertonino2652
      @albertonino2652 6 лет назад +31

      The man lies for a living. He would be perfect. And he's insanely quick. Love him or hate him, he'd fit the format perfectly.

    • @scarletpeoni9347
      @scarletpeoni9347 6 лет назад +2

      You mean Leeeeooooooooooooooooo

    • @raikaparzella
      @raikaparzella 6 лет назад

      Oh yes please!!!

  • @confettidnp3344
    @confettidnp3344 4 года назад +4

    i don’t know why but joe really reminds me of dan howell??

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 3 года назад +2

    Joe: Hopefully I'll be okay.
    Me: Sadly "hopefully" doth butter no parsnips.

  • @nialllang594
    @nialllang594 6 лет назад +12

    I love Joe so much!!

  • @karlwilcockson
    @karlwilcockson 6 лет назад +13

    Absolutely brilliant......Can't stop laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @j.mariethompson981
    @j.mariethompson981 6 лет назад +8

    Debbie McGee....
    classic.

  • @AbsoluteMiniacGena
    @AbsoluteMiniacGena 6 лет назад +2

    Brilliant, especially Linda, Lynda, Barbara and Joe! I’d have thought they’d have asked ‘Linda’ is ‘she’ wanted to go punching dolphins 🐬 with Biggins and Joe 😂
    I’m in such a bad way with pain and now I’m crumpled with stomach pain!

  • @nikkijordan6042
    @nikkijordan6042 3 года назад +2

    This guy's making Joe blush

  • @shayonnitamallik5768
    @shayonnitamallik5768 6 лет назад +1

    He is actually such a good singer.

  • @lizziebooth5397
    @lizziebooth5397 6 лет назад +5

    Another 1000 please

  • @airmanedwards55
    @airmanedwards55 6 лет назад +3

    Greg James.... whoaaaa ;-) Hello there haha

  • @kendrahemmings3582
    @kendrahemmings3582 5 лет назад +6

    To say joe was faking it, that quartet number was really good 😂

  • @zartig09
    @zartig09 4 года назад +1

    Joe was doing the ‘what people did before it was invented’ meme before anyone else.

  • @fullfreestreams9377
    @fullfreestreams9377 6 лет назад +1

    The face of the interviewer guy is truly hilarious

  • @RedPandaGames.
    @RedPandaGames. 5 лет назад

    I want to avoid dolphins? Since I’m genuinely allergic to them. (Contract causes rashes).

  • @HazKev
    @HazKev 6 лет назад +9

    I’m crying with laughter 😂😂😂

  • @tillylouisexx7359
    @tillylouisexx7359 6 лет назад +4

    His singing was the best part of my day. 😱❤️❤️❤️😂

  • @pranavbelgaonkar8634
    @pranavbelgaonkar8634 3 года назад

    News in 2090 : Inspired by the success of Simon Chair, Joe Lycet invented the Lycet , now popular all over the world!

  • @MS-yx2wf
    @MS-yx2wf 6 лет назад +2

    Nobody gonna talk about Greg?😍

  • @JK_JK_JK_JK
    @JK_JK_JK_JK 6 лет назад +10

    He's Funny as FK!!! 😂

  • @freyaa6209
    @freyaa6209 Год назад +1

    Joe’s ooooooohhoooohohhh just makes my day 😂

  • @craigg5410
    @craigg5410 3 года назад

    'Look at this prick' - picture of a gorgeous dolphin 😂😂

  • @genericwoman3713
    @genericwoman3713 5 лет назад +1

    David Mitchell next!!! I love Joe 💜

  • @felixc3719
    @felixc3719 5 лет назад +1

    He should of said the barbershop quarter was called LLBJ

  • @aliciabruce9881
    @aliciabruce9881 6 лет назад +110

    Okay but what us with the grammar on "james's" surely it should be james' ??

    • @paulaplantita8458
      @paulaplantita8458 6 лет назад +39

      Alicia Bruce Doig i believe both are correct

    • @ClairenotClary
      @ClairenotClary 6 лет назад +7

      It should be James' but James's is also accepted. :)

    • @JAyM3zwhyte
      @JAyM3zwhyte 6 лет назад +2

      What us?

    • @ClairenotClary
      @ClairenotClary 6 лет назад

      yes

    • @scarletpeoni9347
      @scarletpeoni9347 6 лет назад +3

      Why are both correct, seems a silly rule when you never hear anyone being called jame as a full name

  • @kander46
    @kander46 5 лет назад +2

    would gladly pay to see a pod of dolphins having there way with Mr. Lycett

  • @johnsweeney6072
    @johnsweeney6072 5 лет назад +5

    When I was 15 my dad asked what want for my birthday. I told him I want a watch. Dad said I’m open to anything but your mum may not preform 🇦🇺🤡

  • @things_i_say5951
    @things_i_say5951 4 года назад +1

    The Oatmeal says he's in. He even wrote the book 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth

  • @KaungAungplus
    @KaungAungplus 5 лет назад +1

    Reminds me of Snape, just younger and fun

  • @Sammy200655294
    @Sammy200655294 5 лет назад

    The Tension

  • @delaroche3703
    @delaroche3703 6 лет назад +1

    they both have SUCH NICE TEETH

    • @camban
      @camban 4 года назад

      All the better to bite you with.

  • @hiroyoshi00
    @hiroyoshi00 4 года назад

    7:48 someone went full Michel Jackson there

  • @nickprice9271
    @nickprice9271 5 лет назад

    Not the usual comedy style I find funny but he just pulls it of

  • @humandumpster3524
    @humandumpster3524 6 лет назад +2

    gosh i love u joe. and u too barbara.

  • @rosannacatherine
    @rosannacatherine 6 лет назад +6

    Pair of babes

  • @scottyd2262
    @scottyd2262 2 года назад

    I have a sudden urge to join a Barbershop Quartet...

  • @ialdabeoth
    @ialdabeoth 4 года назад +1

    hugo boss, one of my faves

  • @KeoniDSouza
    @KeoniDSouza 6 лет назад

    I kept saying Biggins in my head, too - I don't know why!

  • @sophosnugget5535
    @sophosnugget5535 6 лет назад +1

    The mention of the tour to Tipton 😂

  • @1902350
    @1902350 6 лет назад +10

    barbershop lycett

  • @zzzzzzz5585
    @zzzzzzz5585 5 лет назад +1

    Of all the people to murder dolphins with, he chooses Biggins 😂

  • @waynewilson4640
    @waynewilson4640 6 лет назад +1

    OK...enough of that....time to head back to Leeds!!!

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 5 лет назад +2

    Did anyone else feel compelled to Google Who invented chairs? I mean I'm not an idiot I know the whole Mr chair invented chairs thing is a joke but it made me wonder when chairs were first invented

  • @irenebianchi5088
    @irenebianchi5088 2 года назад

    I love Jo s sens of humour 😂

  • @Phoenix-vu4sn
    @Phoenix-vu4sn 4 года назад +2

    Well that title didn't age well...

    • @centoe5537
      @centoe5537 4 года назад +1

      joyyy When do you think killing dolphins was appropriate lol

  • @tiffanymarieelizabeth
    @tiffanymarieelizabeth 5 лет назад +1

    6:22 died laughing

  • @othershaats3417
    @othershaats3417 5 лет назад +3

    Hahaha Joe lycett foundation eradicating the dolphins!

  • @Mo-cb8iw
    @Mo-cb8iw 5 лет назад

    rest in piece...

  • @babanarwal7281
    @babanarwal7281 6 лет назад +4

    Hahaha yes now Lycett is king

  • @alexoglitter2700
    @alexoglitter2700 6 лет назад +4

    Couldn’t keep a straight face

  • @12edits91
    @12edits91 6 лет назад

    This is fucking brilliant do it with joe Wilkinson

  • @solivier7983
    @solivier7983 6 лет назад +1

    That was AMAZING.

  • @patriklundin9973
    @patriklundin9973 6 лет назад +2

    This is AMAZING :)