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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2017
  • Two male cat rejecting same female cat in heat but female cat doesn't give up, she try to catch them.
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  • @wolfguywerewolfchannel2099
    @wolfguywerewolfchannel2099 2 года назад +9806

    I find it funny how the female cat gets mad and attacks the males

    • @Kinhyaku
      @Kinhyaku 2 года назад +1258

      Just like humans.

    • @AA-oe2ut
      @AA-oe2ut 2 года назад +489

      @@Kinhyaku at least she didn’t kill them like men do

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 2 года назад +386

      @@AA-oe2ut she kills them like karen

    • @zorathemagic7310
      @zorathemagic7310 2 года назад +224

      @Rexx it seems you did too lol

    • @Dumbass_Italian_Guy
      @Dumbass_Italian_Guy 2 года назад +66

      @@sleepyash00 bruh

  • @andreajasyl477
    @andreajasyl477 4 года назад +21357

    Girl cat: hey 😏
    Boy cat: ehhh not interested
    Girl cat: s l a p

    • @Cascade7155
      @Cascade7155 3 года назад +351

      ŞĽĂP

    • @KyHeartWill
      @KyHeartWill 3 года назад +415

      Just like the simulation

    • @wellok7482
      @wellok7482 3 года назад +580

      @@KyHeartWill just like human females when they get rejected

    • @user-yw5fd8ob9l
      @user-yw5fd8ob9l 3 года назад +14

      Sla

    • @raenjonnavasshuji9095
      @raenjonnavasshuji9095 3 года назад +219

      @@wellok7482 i saw that behavior in dudes, they treat girls like trash if the girls doesn't want them XD

  • @korkukokusu8311
    @korkukokusu8311 3 месяца назад +1719

    2 years later that male cat
    " she wasn't being friendly! "

    • @kalpanarishi6328
      @kalpanarishi6328 3 месяца назад +37

      😂 finally getting the hint

    • @goap690
      @goap690 Месяц назад +28

      which is joke she really wasnt. She hit them for just get a mad they ignore her.

    • @anik8980
      @anik8980 Месяц назад +6

      That is because the male cats were neutered, castrated

  • @ArahabakinoKami
    @ArahabakinoKami 4 года назад +6988

    The boys be like:
    "I'm not ready for this responsability, miss."
    "I'm not interested in forceful girls!"

    • @Movie2Documentary
      @Movie2Documentary 4 года назад +72

      Funny, because the male leaves after the deed with 0 responsibility. Just like in the real world.

    • @meganbermudez299
      @meganbermudez299 4 года назад +107

      Movie2Documentary how is my dad still with me tho-

    • @thetechnocrat6388
      @thetechnocrat6388 4 года назад +39

      @@Movie2Documentary so? If I somehow got a women pregnant I would run away to another country LMAO I'm not paying child support

    • @Shevtress
      @Shevtress 4 года назад +49

      Movie2Documentary Sexist much?

    • @_dumseagull_1531
      @_dumseagull_1531 4 года назад +31

      Movie2Documentary I mean my dad is still here but ig he doesn’t exist now

  • @AL-co1yw
    @AL-co1yw 4 года назад +17508

    One of them was like "Aw hell naw 🗿"
    Then the other "😳 Ma'am please don't touch me"

  • @tom267
    @tom267 3 месяца назад +3822

    Male cats: I’m sorry but the economy’s bad right now, mice are scarce, and I just can’t afford kitten support. Good luck to you.

    • @MosssyShadows
      @MosssyShadows 3 месяца назад +11

      Pfft-

    • @James_debusi
      @James_debusi 3 месяца назад +26

      I read it was because the female cat is pregnant

    • @Sugarp13
      @Sugarp13 3 месяца назад +14

      Not true , male cat abandon them ( mom and kittens)

    • @goodbye_account_abandoned
      @goodbye_account_abandoned 3 месяца назад +12

      I don’t blame you guys; I agree

    • @bumpersincapped
      @bumpersincapped 3 месяца назад

      everybody ignore ​@@Sugarp13

  • @averyj3428
    @averyj3428 3 месяца назад +1179

    “Nah she’s probably just being friendly”

    • @kesekater
      @kesekater 3 месяца назад +12

      Goated comment

    • @aLenda_NaoTemComo
      @aLenda_NaoTemComo 2 месяца назад +15

      7 anos depois deitado na cama em um sábado a tarde enquanto toma um delicioso chocolate quente que por ter demorado demais pra ser tomado acabou ficando gelado ele percebe que ela estava a fim dele 😢😢

    • @goap690
      @goap690 Месяц назад +4

      seems very unfriendly she was...

    • @iletradinho
      @iletradinho Месяц назад +3

      ​@@aLenda_NaoTemComoDo nada um comentário em português no meio dos gringos. As ideias! 🤭

    • @aLenda_NaoTemComo
      @aLenda_NaoTemComo Месяц назад +7

      @@iletradinho até nas profundezas da Internet, sempre haverá um BR kkkkkkk

  • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
    @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 3 месяца назад +471

    She for the litter box. 😂

  • @kaismith9878
    @kaismith9878 4 года назад +6109

    “I’m not like those other girls”

    • @thetwelfth9987
      @thetwelfth9987 4 года назад +220

      “I’ll bite off your nuts”

    • @tedkazcynkski4328
      @tedkazcynkski4328 4 года назад +30

      @Mushroom On A Keyboard females aren't very bright

    • @DawsonBennettDawsonTv
      @DawsonBennettDawsonTv 4 года назад +5

      @@tedkazcynkski4328 I love your name. His essay is pretty based tbh

    • @kamaruzamanbt3825
      @kamaruzamanbt3825 4 года назад +1

      Thanks goodness u'r not most r loud, aggressive, persuasive & preemptive made me a runaway...

    • @skpcboy
      @skpcboy 4 года назад +6

      @Mushroom On A Keyboard r/rareinsults

  • @demoworldplayer
    @demoworldplayer 2 года назад +21431

    Damn dude, someone needs to tell this cat that "Meow" means "Meow".

    • @WALDENSOFTWARE
      @WALDENSOFTWARE 2 года назад +284

      Does that mean "no" or "now"? 🤔

    • @mooneymagic4521
      @mooneymagic4521 2 года назад +179

      @@WALDENSOFTWARE no

    • @ndo533
      @ndo533 2 года назад +113

      Ok. That was funny 😂😂

    • @minkle
      @minkle 2 года назад +178

      And people try to say you can’t make tasteful rape jokes, pfft

    • @user-se2we
      @user-se2we 2 года назад +23

      neow

  • @r12j78
    @r12j78 Месяц назад +318

    Damn, gets turned down, instantly resorts to violence. This girl cannot handle rejection 😂

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 Месяц назад +51

      Much like the female of the human species.

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt Месяц назад +29

      @@ararune3734 occurs much more in males

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 Месяц назад +50

      @@broidkanymore-zc4lt No, it really does not. If you rejected women more, you'd find out just how wrong you are.
      About 90% of women I turned down went berserk and started insulting me for no reason, commenting on how I'm ugly anyway and they're out of my league, or I must be gay, I must have a small PP or stuff like that.
      Most men on the other hand have dealt with rejection plenty and they're not reacting like that.

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt Месяц назад +20

      @@ararune3734 i said violence, not yapping

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt Месяц назад

      @@ararune3734 were talking about violence, not yapping. you dum f-ck

  • @noneOfUrBussines12
    @noneOfUrBussines12 3 месяца назад +797

    the male cats: i dont do it before marriage

    • @breeMeeem
      @breeMeeem 3 месяца назад +72

      Soo halal mode

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 Месяц назад +6

      Maybe they are gay

    • @RenarchyLeader
      @RenarchyLeader Месяц назад +43

      @@irgendeinname9256cats cant be gay brother

    • @rusername
      @rusername Месяц назад +11

      ​@@irgendeinname9256 ew

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 Месяц назад +10

      @@RenarchyLeader bruh that isn't a phenomenon specific to humans

  • @lightofheaven2930
    @lightofheaven2930 3 года назад +5992

    Those cats are like: I don't want to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy.

  • @kinqslayerr2265
    @kinqslayerr2265 3 года назад +4887

    0:11 But look how the black and white one pats her like "Ma'am, please--"

    • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
      @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 3 года назад +478

      "Ma'am please calm down- I'm just a police officer"

    • @amateurpotter96
      @amateurpotter96 3 года назад +437

      He's a tuxedo cat. He's bound to be polite.

    • @dominika1348
      @dominika1348 3 года назад +17

      @@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 🙃🙃❤

    • @ashilicious4
      @ashilicious4 3 года назад +82

      @the ron Jaimes first she wants him and he does a rejecc then it went reverse uno card.

    • @chubbbz2169
      @chubbbz2169 3 года назад +44

      @@ashilicious4 not really he pretty much just bit her back cause she wouldn’t go away

  • @Lostcause202
    @Lostcause202 Месяц назад +74

    This remind me of the time when I was in Tokyo , I saw a Japanese girl flirting with a shy Japanese dude, the Japanese guy was not interested but the Japanese girl just kept pursuing and she just kept bickering him to the point where he ran away so fast and she just stood there looking either confuse or pissed 😂😂😂😂

    • @alexjay5939
      @alexjay5939 Месяц назад +1

      Бывает

    • @dionostando
      @dionostando Месяц назад

      Невыдуманные истории о которых невозможно молчать.

    • @bgdgdgdf4488
      @bgdgdgdf4488 29 дней назад

      He ran to hix sex doll

    • @fuzailarshad2003
      @fuzailarshad2003 20 дней назад

      It happens with me so many times 😂. I just try to ignore but those girls always seek my attention.

    • @Dominic13337
      @Dominic13337 18 дней назад

      @@fuzailarshad2003 Same bro I can't keep these women off me, they be lining up and everything fr

  • @Selahattinsuleiman
    @Selahattinsuleiman Месяц назад +69

    The masculinity movement has even hit the cats!

  • @jalencampbell8807
    @jalencampbell8807 3 года назад +5494

    The male cats: This is sexual harassment and I don’t have to take it. No means no!

  • @thechimichanga6914
    @thechimichanga6914 2 года назад +11763

    They be like: "I don't want to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy."

    • @samdherring
      @samdherring 2 года назад +290

      When boy becomes man

    • @iamverysinister7393
      @iamverysinister7393 2 года назад +43

      are you seriously scared to misgender a cat

    • @thatncrsoldieryoushot7047
      @thatncrsoldieryoushot7047 2 года назад +446

      @@iamverysinister7393 what are you talking about? when they say “they” they mean both of the male cats and not just one.

    • @timberd1513
      @timberd1513 2 года назад +126

      @@thatncrsoldieryoushot7047 cant wait to find a person who actually is scared to misgender a cat though, i want to say what he said

    • @dankbuster2181
      @dankbuster2181 2 года назад +18

      "I don't want to be horny anymore, I want to be happy" is a sad excuse for humans for rejecting their very first primal instinct: to mate

  • @dragulia_venaro
    @dragulia_venaro 3 месяца назад +219

    Female cat : Hey, do you want to have som-
    First male cat : B L E G H

    • @territy
      @territy Месяц назад +5

      B L E G H

  • @user-yg5vc7ci4r
    @user-yg5vc7ci4r Месяц назад +55

    The moment when female cat tried to slap when not getting the required attention is so accurate in nature😂

    • @Quesoconsabritas69
      @Quesoconsabritas69 Месяц назад +2

      Right?, so accurate

    • @v_AsT
      @v_AsT Месяц назад +1

      *ahem* and most humans too *ahem*

  • @makotoakiyama6765
    @makotoakiyama6765 3 года назад +5519

    Moral of the story: Even cats have standards

    • @navycalvin9337
      @navycalvin9337 3 года назад +154

      Professionals have standard

    • @delilahdelfire729victoriar8
      @delilahdelfire729victoriar8 3 года назад +50

      Cat like hell nah I have standards and your not my standard

    • @ShFred
      @ShFred 3 года назад +44

      Believe me even humans are not up to cat standards.

    • @delilahdelfire729victoriar8
      @delilahdelfire729victoriar8 3 года назад +16

      @@ShFred correct a cat looks at you and say who the hell r u your in my territory ayy don't pet me

    • @ShFred
      @ShFred 3 года назад +10

      @@delilahdelfire729victoriar8 And some times: "Where's my food you scumbag? You can't even do a simple job right!" Or "Wake up dipshit! It's 7 in the morning already!"

  • @azazaelmaher6468
    @azazaelmaher6468 2 года назад +5365

    "i don't know, man, she looks too young."
    "word, word."

    • @johnsketcher1106
      @johnsketcher1106 2 года назад +254

      Those males probably have a wife already

    • @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198
      @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198 2 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @dangdao8068
      @dangdao8068 2 года назад +24

      My art teacher next neighbor who have a cats that same side of this female cat but she half the side of male cats leg but somehow she is pregnant when she only at the age of teenage year old

    • @arianam9977
      @arianam9977 2 года назад +16

      @@dangdao8068 I find more surprising that your teacher would tell you that.

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe 2 года назад +42

      @@dangdao8068 almost died trying to read that ngl

  • @rhythmnblues9195
    @rhythmnblues9195 4 месяца назад +76

    “I’ll be right back, just running to the shop for some ciggies!”
    *never comes back*

  • @HandleMSR25SudahDiambil
    @HandleMSR25SudahDiambil 3 месяца назад +47

    Male Cat : " Ain't nobody got time for that"

  • @N2O_The1000thElement
    @N2O_The1000thElement 3 года назад +2612

    “I think he’s gay” -Freddie Mercury

    • @hannahcooper6534
      @hannahcooper6534 3 года назад +16

      I thought the same thingggg 😂

    • @colbyrowe4212
      @colbyrowe4212 3 года назад +6

      Mercury**

    • @miirna4150
      @miirna4150 3 года назад +7

      "mucury" XD

    • @Kimtkt
      @Kimtkt 3 года назад +8

      I really like your profile picture (=^・ェ・^=)

    • @MarMar-mo1ru
      @MarMar-mo1ru 3 года назад

      Na bro it’s against his religion

  • @arollingkino
    @arollingkino 3 года назад +4206

    "I do not wish to be horny, I wish to be happy" -the male cats brain

    • @lessermook7608
      @lessermook7608 3 года назад +65

      I felt that.

    • @andrea-hm9xf
      @andrea-hm9xf 3 года назад +89

      "silence wench, i do not wish to be horny anymore, i wish to be happy." -some sound I found on tik tok

    • @shwkq310
      @shwkq310 3 года назад +9

      pornhub comments

    • @bubbaisdead2582
      @bubbaisdead2582 3 года назад +6

      @@shwkq310 lol they are so depressing now

    • @R4GNAR0G
      @R4GNAR0G 3 года назад +14

      Every male brains, to be honest.

  • @KAKUN_DESU
    @KAKUN_DESU 28 дней назад +19

    These chads taking November very seriously.

  • @dndjdsksksn
    @dndjdsksksn Месяц назад +56

    1:44 That cat on the background is literally me, always spectator, never protagonist

    • @mrretektor
      @mrretektor Месяц назад

      Related

    • @ltenaz
      @ltenaz Месяц назад +1

      He seems to be enjoying himself

    • @GooferShark
      @GooferShark 29 дней назад +2

      Why would you want to be the protagonist of a harassment situation? 😦

  • @phucknaw2104
    @phucknaw2104 4 года назад +7290

    Her: hey daddy wanna-
    Him: no thanks
    Her: *ASSAULTS HIM*

    • @Interceptor101
      @Interceptor101 4 года назад +12

      69 like

    • @sasaki999pro
      @sasaki999pro 4 года назад +148

      Him: Stop. I'm calling the police.
      Her: and what are you gonna tell them? A little calico beat you up? **Scoffs**
      Him: **brings recorded evidence to a courtroom**
      Her: Surprisedpikachu.png
      Him: **sues for defamation**
      -Still waiting on that apology from disney-

    • @grigorirasputin6443
      @grigorirasputin6443 4 года назад +8

      @@Interceptor101
      Sounds like jonas who was raped by his two daughter in the pornographic bible.

    • @bloodyredpill3027
      @bloodyredpill3027 4 года назад +12

      Mgtow!!!‼️‼️

    • @Acolyte47
      @Acolyte47 4 года назад +4

      Just like my ex-girlfriend...

  • @chriswilliams6735
    @chriswilliams6735 4 года назад +31786

    The two cats: MOM WARNED ME ABOUT GIRLS LIKE YOU

  • @MORGENSHTERN_LEGENDA
    @MORGENSHTERN_LEGENDA Месяц назад +13

    Даже коты кошку лёгкого поведения чувствуют 😂

  • @dickygushy
    @dickygushy Месяц назад +6

    0:39 she changed her mind for the only second he was interested

  • @juf9055
    @juf9055 2 года назад +5620

    The first cat had a constant look of “just stop, you’re embarrassing yourself”

  • @moonfire18
    @moonfire18 3 года назад +9853

    Male cat: **Almost Every Anime Protagonist in a nutshell**

  • @Funeral_Mannequin
    @Funeral_Mannequin 3 месяца назад +56

    “Uh, excuse me miss, we’re actually a couple.”

    • @bschuber
      @bschuber 2 месяца назад +2

      Most underrated comment of them all. Voted right to the top 😂

  • @User_ML907
    @User_ML907 Месяц назад +16

    This pair of male cats sense children's responsibility farther than a mile.

  • @chichan9013
    @chichan9013 4 года назад +14337

    "OH you don't like me?"
    *slaps*

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston 4 года назад +685

      Funny how similar women are across mammals.😆

    • @vivilonrane1330
      @vivilonrane1330 4 года назад +81

      mood tbh

    • @ma2443
      @ma2443 4 года назад +327

      male cat: *i cant believe youve done this*

    • @justsomeonewholikestodraw6309
      @justsomeonewholikestodraw6309 4 года назад +91

      @@wiseguy240Winston that's generalising women

    • @GrungeVoid
      @GrungeVoid 4 года назад +290

      @@justsomeonewholikestodraw6309 aren't 90% of women that way? It be like that.

  • @justaw2982
    @justaw2982 3 года назад +2376

    Our family cat was raised not to be a thot, she's a diva instead.

    • @delilahdelfire729victoriar8
      @delilahdelfire729victoriar8 3 года назад +46

      You better watch out there going to be drama 😂

    • @shibu4soap961
      @shibu4soap961 3 года назад +53

      Mine too, she rejects every male cat 😂😂😂

    • @itchy8319
      @itchy8319 3 года назад +21

      Mines a mommy's girl. :}

    • @nickc6842
      @nickc6842 3 года назад +7

      Probably just spayed, right?

    • @KoltiraMemeweaver
      @KoltiraMemeweaver 3 года назад +21

      My male is a diva too. My rabbit doesn't understand and just stares at him in confusion lol.

  • @justingreen2432
    @justingreen2432 Месяц назад +10

    I love how her first advance is all cuddling and sweet and when he dosnt catch on its like CLAWS IN THE FACE, shes all like "JUST FUCK ME ALREADY YOU IDIOT!!" 😂😂😂

  • @gray3508
    @gray3508 Месяц назад +6

    If this was a male cat chasing a female cat the comments would be a bit different...

  • @superglue8219
    @superglue8219 3 года назад +3092

    When she comes over to smash but doesn’t bring a controller

    • @thebrapman
      @thebrapman 3 года назад +67

      Girl cat: I had a different kind of smash in mind
      Boy cat: 👁️👄👁️

    • @kw9568
      @kw9568 3 года назад +4

      Controller? What you mean?

    • @eeeSham
      @eeeSham 3 года назад +47

      @@kw9568 Super Smash Bros.

    • @kw9568
      @kw9568 3 года назад +7

      @@eeeSham thanks! 😘

    • @mattiaflorio5690
      @mattiaflorio5690 3 года назад +5

      Underrated

  • @isaacjones2930
    @isaacjones2930 3 года назад +2695

    When cats even have Standards

    • @dosu7964
      @dosu7964 3 года назад +13

      True lmao

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo 3 года назад +99

      But human simps do not.

    • @maico1760
      @maico1760 3 года назад +9

      He only simp Siamese Cats

    • @omoriperocondrip9130
      @omoriperocondrip9130 3 года назад +3

      Professionals have standards
      - Mr. Mundy (A.K.A sniper)

    • @Vibrantvenus0
      @Vibrantvenus0 3 года назад +2

      omega 6417
      “Be polite,be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”

  • @restlesscommentator2616
    @restlesscommentator2616 2 месяца назад +21

    Those male cats must've heard that the female cat has something they don't want to catch.

  • @lemurianchick
    @lemurianchick 3 месяца назад +17

    "They're just not that into you."

  • @backmark8173
    @backmark8173 3 года назад +3771

    Those male cats: *Virginity's cool, stay fresh*

    • @uniqueokk
      @uniqueokk 3 года назад +103

      stay pure 😎

    • @ruizen7996
      @ruizen7996 3 года назад +106

      I take pride in my virginity and more people should

    • @Ohhiohh
      @Ohhiohh 3 года назад +16

      Because these cats never lose

    • @Chuck_N0rris
      @Chuck_N0rris 3 года назад +13

      Thats because I kicked you in the nuts, Adolf.

    • @syndromeofadown21
      @syndromeofadown21 3 года назад +6

      @@Chuck_N0rris You have kick his only nut hard enough for him not to have a child

  • @laurakanaar290
    @laurakanaar290 3 года назад +7491

    Female cat: Give it to meeeeee!!! Male cats: Ever since that last trip to the vet, I just haven't been in the mood 🤔

    • @tfw8738
      @tfw8738 3 года назад +212

      That’s exactly what I was thinking. I don’t know what these idiots are talking about in the comment section.

    • @fish9619
      @fish9619 3 года назад +395

      @@tfw8738 this might be something you haven't heard of but they are making a joke, ik it's hard to understand at frist, humans are weird but you will get used to it longer you interact with them :)

    • @tfw8738
      @tfw8738 3 года назад +180

      @@fish9619 I get that it’s a joke, but the same joke told eighteen times is a bit repetitive. “Haha girl gets rejected by chad” “girl is slut haha” “haha premarital sex bad”. And you call me the robot.

    • @qwert314oderwat
      @qwert314oderwat 2 года назад +27

      @@tfw8738 I'm a robot 🙂

    • @Jay-oo8du
      @Jay-oo8du 2 года назад +119

      @@tfw8738 why r u so triggered? and about cats lmao get a life

  • @benjaminmorris4962
    @benjaminmorris4962 2 месяца назад +14

    "Nah. Dat bish crazy!"

  • @blue_whale_in_the_space
    @blue_whale_in_the_space 2 месяца назад +19

    The girl cat prolly don't lick herself all day, she's stinky😂😂

  • @blucrybaby9775
    @blucrybaby9775 5 лет назад +17028

    Male cat: *rejects*
    Female: *hits him*

    • @baumber1919
      @baumber1919 5 лет назад +2055

      Females in a nutshell

    • @commentcop6637
      @commentcop6637 5 лет назад +321

      @@baumber1919 to true

    • @sneaky990
      @sneaky990 5 лет назад +464

      @@baumber1919 So true, this is not funny is sad lol

    • @true_lovers_knot
      @true_lovers_knot 5 лет назад +226

      @@baumber1919 I really hope this comment- and all the replies- are jokes. :/

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 5 лет назад +712

      *modern feminism*

  • @adobebakurdi2219
    @adobebakurdi2219 3 года назад +6410

    Male cats: virginity is cool remain pure.

  • @Aditya_2045
    @Aditya_2045 Месяц назад +4

    Females angry on males, and males remaims calm.
    Universal thing😂

  • @DenisEmbenski
    @DenisEmbenski 2 месяца назад +14

    Кошка: "хочешь меня?"
    Кот: "не для тебя мои яйца зрели. Отвали, глупая самка! "

  • @mrturtletail3945
    @mrturtletail3945 2 года назад +3327

    Female Cat: "Ill try attacking them aggressively, that'll work!"

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 2 года назад +15

      Well

    • @Biosquid239
      @Biosquid239 2 года назад +8

      @@kannatheweeb8836 man i see you on so many vtuber clips

    • @CharLie_69
      @CharLie_69 2 года назад +7

      Violent s e x make sense

    • @pinkysoul.004
      @pinkysoul.004 2 года назад

      oh god but he's talking about me!

    • @tokyoto1
      @tokyoto1 2 года назад +1

      Just say him 😐

  • @SignedWhatever
    @SignedWhatever 4 года назад +4564

    I came here for the comments....
    Was not dissapointed.

    • @ctieyantie2481
      @ctieyantie2481 4 года назад +1

      good

    • @johnnysmith379
      @johnnysmith379 4 года назад +6

      Good, if you go to the most popular one.. They are literally having a debate about sexism.

    • @Lucas-Nunes
      @Lucas-Nunes 4 года назад

      @@johnnysmith379 comedy at it's finest
      There's even a rickroll, *perfect*

    • @johnnysmith379
      @johnnysmith379 4 года назад

      @@Lucas-Nunes mhm, It is nice to meet a fellow humour consure.

    • @user-ds6bw2my7y
      @user-ds6bw2my7y 4 года назад

      Haha the language he speaked is Turkish but comments are english.

  • @TorresTG
    @TorresTG Месяц назад +3

    The cat: Don't break my eggs, better start cooking before I give you a paw.

  • @TheWutangclan1995
    @TheWutangclan1995 3 года назад +8324

    Female cat: gets aggressively louder whenever it gets rejected
    Male cats: hoes mad hoes mad

    • @perrybro6105
      @perrybro6105 3 года назад +305

      The female cat got so mad and smacked both of them when the kept rejecting her, she probably played both of them, crazy ex lol.

    • @h0lodm0966
      @h0lodm0966 3 года назад +45

      Hoes mad

    • @x3no841
      @x3no841 3 года назад +29

      Lmao I love this comment 🤣

    • @T.Alexis926
      @T.Alexis926 3 года назад +18

      💀

    • @witchflowers6942
      @witchflowers6942 3 года назад +21

      Bad day for her lol

  • @cervixcrusader85
    @cervixcrusader85 4 года назад +4342

    She's gonna be the crazy old cat with 50 different humans

    • @SalemWitch888
      @SalemWitch888 3 года назад +112

      Lmaaaooo, I swear, that's actually a thing when it's not sexualised. Them pretty stray cats actually do have 50 different humans😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @smartphone4623
      @smartphone4623 3 года назад +3

      Donovan is that you?

    • @living_legend6811
      @living_legend6811 3 года назад +3

      Donovan-Sama!!

    • @aspiringscientist1616
      @aspiringscientist1616 3 года назад +2

      I didn't get it. Someone plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz explain

    • @felipesotomayor42096
      @felipesotomayor42096 3 года назад +21

      @@aspiringscientist1616 it's an inverse reference to cat ladies

  • @ladtm
    @ladtm 3 месяца назад +9

    0:27 look how she tried to kiss him lol

  • @ESTELOE
    @ESTELOE Месяц назад +3

    The confidence on it is funny and the way she gets rejected💀

  • @kazuma7069
    @kazuma7069 3 года назад +10200

    nobody:
    those 2 cats: *Virginity is cool, remain pure*

    • @chairman3427
      @chairman3427 3 года назад +28

      Dumb meme

    • @ImLiterallySoup
      @ImLiterallySoup 3 года назад +119

      ChairMan agreed lol let's bring more negativity

    • @ImLiterallySoup
      @ImLiterallySoup 3 года назад +57

      ChairMan you pfp looks like a pineaple that got pissed on by a flying head looser 🤪

    • @chairman3427
      @chairman3427 3 года назад +2

      @@ImLiterallySoup What is a flying head looser?

    • @ImLiterallySoup
      @ImLiterallySoup 3 года назад +17

      ChairMan a head that flies???

  • @kimberlykenyon9440
    @kimberlykenyon9440 5 лет назад +8417

    When she talks about kids on the first date

    • @Nukedisaster1986
      @Nukedisaster1986 5 лет назад +53

      😂

    • @shubhamjoshi1971
      @shubhamjoshi1971 5 лет назад +62

      Exactly 😂😂

    • @disfatbidge2064
      @disfatbidge2064 5 лет назад +56

      Oh hell no

    • @ClaireDeLuna09
      @ClaireDeLuna09 5 лет назад +137

      I'm that weirdo who actually doesn't want kids.

    • @Managlyph
      @Managlyph 5 лет назад +166

      @@ClaireDeLuna09 Is it really that weird though? Having kids requires immense commitment. I wouldn't want kids either.

  • @ghostraccoon7698
    @ghostraccoon7698 3 месяца назад +23

    Никогда бы не подумал, что в животном мире есть вариант отказаться от совокупления с женской особью. Тем более сама требуют. 😮

    • @AdolfUA
      @AdolfUA 3 месяца назад +17

      Они наверное просто кастрированные поэтому у них нет желания секса

    • @KOba8841
      @KOba8841 2 месяца назад

      Один раз в жизни хламидии словишь и будешь выбирать с кем сношатся

    • @pulemet70
      @pulemet70 2 месяца назад +7

      @@AdolfUA А вариант,что она им просто не нравится ты не рассматриваешь?))

    • @AdolfUA
      @AdolfUA Месяц назад

      @@sashafx по какому критерию ты понял что они не домашние? У меня домашний кот живёт во дворе, домой заходит только поесть и иногда поспать , постоянно дерётся с другими котами, весь подратый и грязный и при этом всём он кастрирован, лишнего веса не имеет

  • @jinanhamsapane1621
    @jinanhamsapane1621 Месяц назад +4

    Male cat: "but you're my sister"

  • @brochill4692
    @brochill4692 3 года назад +1925

    Male cat:Disgusting, this is against my religion.

  • @cademancaden
    @cademancaden 4 года назад +38972

    These dudes can smell the child support a mile away

  • @jonasg590
    @jonasg590 29 дней назад +3

    Nobody gonna talk about the fact that the channel name checks out 100%

  • @Jack6J57
    @Jack6J57 28 дней назад +1

    1:52
    I love that one cat just chilling in the corner

  • @littleturtle1610
    @littleturtle1610 4 года назад +2623

    They don't want to end up paying kitty support.

    • @lordvoldemort3701
      @lordvoldemort3701 4 года назад +18

      Titty support

    • @lucky-hd1yv
      @lucky-hd1yv 4 года назад +3

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Spanky1
      @Spanky1 4 года назад +4

      That comment made me actually laugh out loud.

    • @klopcodez
      @klopcodez 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @kingdomreturn304
      @kingdomreturn304 4 года назад +2

      Miiaaaaoooowwww but mioowww kitty support 😆😆😆🍺🍺

  • @ICEBUNNo
    @ICEBUNNo 4 года назад +4491

    “Oh look it’s Karen again.”

    • @Karen_Marie
      @Karen_Marie 4 года назад +116

      🤨

    • @DuneTheKaiju
      @DuneTheKaiju 4 года назад +108

      Holy shit, you summoned Karen!

    • @GrungeVoid
      @GrungeVoid 4 года назад +62

      KAREN WHY DID YOU TAKE THE KIDS WITH YOU PLEASE COmE BACK-

    • @draven5893
      @draven5893 4 года назад +15

      Karen has turned into a cat now

    • @ICEBUNNo
      @ICEBUNNo 4 года назад +17

      Karen I’m so sorry about your name being ruined by internet jokes. 😂

  • @LakotaWolf631
    @LakotaWolf631 Месяц назад

    That 2nd one body language is keeping his guard up

  • @-.--Y..-U...S..-U..-.F
    @-.--Y..-U...S..-U..-.F 3 месяца назад +10

    Bro dodging that kitten support like a "Let Me Solo Her"

  • @zaniahfriend1698
    @zaniahfriend1698 3 года назад +8197

    the fact that she clawed then for walking away made this even more funny

    • @xii978
      @xii978 3 года назад +509

      Male cat:Leave me alone...
      Female cat: FUCK ME YOU SOFTIE!

    • @vincentdolente7053
      @vincentdolente7053 3 года назад +69

      Reminded me of my mother

    • @deathbyseatoast8854
      @deathbyseatoast8854 3 года назад +248

      *This cat is a prime example of the wild thot*

    • @bluelick7578
      @bluelick7578 3 года назад +15

      And relatable

    • @StanFoodPanda
      @StanFoodPanda 3 года назад +23

      @Framework333 Well one thing is real, my sister told me she was shy when approaching the boy she likes. But hey you can say that she is still young/inexperience on how to giving hint to boys haha. But still i also notice most people in my comunity tend to expect us boys make the first move. (Sry eng is not my 1st languange)

  • @joaquinsalazar9807
    @joaquinsalazar9807 3 года назад +3476

    Female: Heyy~
    The males:
    Virginity is cool. Remain pure.

    • @smitty1647
      @smitty1647 3 года назад +68

      they ain't virgins lol they just have standards. she's probably a batshit crazy hot mess express and ain't nobody got time for that

    • @matty_daddy
      @matty_daddy 3 года назад +36

      Did you know the path to god and virginity is the truth, and the only way to immortality? You see, I have remained pure my whole life, I’ve never touched a woman, never touched my dick or ejaculated and I’ve never watched porn. If you do this while awakening your third eye from the spiritual realm and do mushrooms on Wednesdays with Jamie and Dave, I can guarantee you immortality

    • @MrSam3689
      @MrSam3689 3 года назад +3

      do i feel a mix of envy and jelousy ?? :3

    • @MrSam3689
      @MrSam3689 3 года назад +3

      @@matty_daddy do you know only a total estimation of 40% of the the world got free acces to meet .. oh btw IF YOU LOOK outsde the box there ,, there are BILLIONS OF PEOPLE living their life away from all this infidelity unlike us. SO stfu please just because we are sinners it doesnt mean we can lie to ourself by saying uuh everyone does that. blind tard.. the internet is not the world..

    • @matty_daddy
      @matty_daddy 3 года назад +17

      *Sam'son* of iSac ah, I see, you have broken one of the rules and is jealous of my immortality, tsk tsk tsk

  • @user-sh2hj1mz2k
    @user-sh2hj1mz2k 4 дня назад

    Shoutout to these two cats for not being a simp🗣️🗣️

  • @benjaminmorris4962
    @benjaminmorris4962 2 месяца назад +3

    0:59 Just slowly backing away 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bennybennybenny6842
    @bennybennybenny6842 3 года назад +1195

    Cat1: she's drunk,harold. leave her alone
    Cat2: I'M TRYING???

    • @moth_inthesky8517
      @moth_inthesky8517 3 года назад +1

      @Kaleb Heidbreder It's a joke tho 🤣

    • @emparin9159
      @emparin9159 3 года назад +2

      @Kaleb Heidbreder catnip then

    • @wzej
      @wzej 3 года назад +1

      Cat;1 HAROLD BACK THE FUCK OFF
      Cat2: IM TRYING TRYING YOU FUCK

    • @Connor-ONeill
      @Connor-ONeill 3 года назад +1

      ​@Kaleb Heidbreder you knew it was a joke,yet you felt the need to comment about it anyway?

  • @johndoe45678
    @johndoe45678 5 лет назад +3441

    She was underage and they got it on camera.

  • @slowlee8849
    @slowlee8849 Месяц назад +3

    she's an aries, the first guy is an aquarius and the second guy is a cancer

  • @KenshinPhoenix
    @KenshinPhoenix Месяц назад +4

    Even the cats have learned the gsme is rigged.

  • @ronaldcharan2705
    @ronaldcharan2705 3 года назад +1835

    She's demanding those child support payments.

    • @thegangsallhere267
      @thegangsallhere267 3 года назад +35

      Lmao then he tell his kittens he’s gonna drink some milk from the bowl than never come back :(

    • @justarandomcatlover
      @justarandomcatlover 3 года назад +3

      THE GANGS ALL HERE cuz the milk was lactose intolerant

    • @bobbrown5460
      @bobbrown5460 3 года назад +4

      Didn't know mgtow had reached the cat world

    • @emmanuel1163
      @emmanuel1163 3 года назад +2

      @@bobbrown5460 it's CGTOW

    • @bobbrown5460
      @bobbrown5460 3 года назад +1

      @@emmanuel1163 you are right my bad

  • @SidusBrist
    @SidusBrist 2 года назад +4467

    Male cats: "No"
    Female cat: *attacks them* "I don't accept no as an answer"

    • @deinpxdoxd8490
      @deinpxdoxd8490 2 года назад +8

      SEVEN
      TWENTY
      SEVEN

    • @whitelonewolf146
      @whitelonewolf146 2 года назад +51

      Is that cat's name Karen

    • @logmaster534
      @logmaster534 2 года назад +1

      @@deinpxdoxd8490 WYSI

    • @rogeryoung7562
      @rogeryoung7562 2 года назад +42

      Male cat: “Silence wench! I don’t wish to be horny anymore!I just want to be happy”
      *Guts theme playing*

    • @c-3p099
      @c-3p099 2 года назад

      @@rogeryoung7562 LMAO

  • @user-jq4fz6co8b
    @user-jq4fz6co8b Месяц назад +1

    She doesn’t take rejection well 😂

  • @Finley_RedGrayFox04
    @Finley_RedGrayFox04 21 день назад

    She hits them like "why!! Won't!! You!! Love!! Me!!" Lol

  • @eda6217
    @eda6217 4 года назад +5996

    i love how at 0:27 the female cat rubs against him and he starts licking that area to clean himself... The dudes DISGUSTED

    • @animelytical8354
      @animelytical8354 4 года назад +545

      Damn. She must be nasty in cat world

    • @persondavis1294
      @persondavis1294 4 года назад +159

      Ewww bitch..3 quick licks

    • @bravoseis1937
      @bravoseis1937 4 года назад +143

      𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚

    • @OneDude7745
      @OneDude7745 4 года назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @shaikharhamazhar9351
      @shaikharhamazhar9351 4 года назад +11

      Please, nobody like the comment of LunaticMoon because it has 666 likes. *DOOMSLAYER* wants to know your location

  • @theD1929
    @theD1929 3 года назад +2709

    "Hello good sir, can I have a moment of your time to talk about child support?"

    • @myaalvarado3096
      @myaalvarado3096 3 года назад +93

      Male cats: "I don't have kids..."
      Female cat: "Not yet." : )

    • @airosmithredila4725
      @airosmithredila4725 3 года назад +10

      @@myaalvarado3096 mostlikely

    • @xthegrim
      @xthegrim 3 года назад +10

      Golden

    • @TheDailyEgg
      @TheDailyEgg 3 года назад +3

      Yup

    • @jordanduffi
      @jordanduffi 3 года назад +6

      @@myaalvarado3096 male cats: ohh damn girl! Don't threaten me with a good time! You can have the kids tho....

  • @perera_johnson
    @perera_johnson 3 месяца назад +1

    That female cat belongs to the STREETS

  • @kerplop
    @kerplop 2 года назад +15640

    “Look, it’s not gonna happen, okay?! You have the same color patterns as my sister! It’s weird!”

  • @AmolEdm
    @AmolEdm 2 года назад +4556

    *"These two male Cats are the CEO of Anti-Simp Organisation"*

  • @CRi_Dynamic101
    @CRi_Dynamic101 Месяц назад +1

    Yo that I think the cat was doin a smash or pass TikTok prank 😂

  • @Peramiiy
    @Peramiiy Месяц назад

    "Take me back babe, Ive changed since then" - the female cat 😂

  • @disorderedenthropy
    @disorderedenthropy 4 года назад +8459

    She looks pregnant already, trying to find a baby daddy. The dudes ain’t having it.

    • @sivemtshakazana
      @sivemtshakazana 4 года назад +76

      🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @dartog4967
      @dartog4967 4 года назад +181

      Nah pregnant mother don't look for a male, i had one 3 times.

    • @vinikk77
      @vinikk77 4 года назад +15

      I don't think pregnant peoples want to found a male, also you probably din't know tjat cats are fats :V

    • @vinikk77
      @vinikk77 4 года назад +2

      @Jessica Smith no

    • @bunnygirl3675
      @bunnygirl3675 4 года назад +2

      Yeah 😂

  • @kyrieirving539
    @kyrieirving539 4 года назад +9047

    I never seen a cat want to mate so bad in my life😂 she even slaps the male for rejecting her.🤣

  • @LioneltheInquisitor
    @LioneltheInquisitor 3 месяца назад +3

    When you know that you are the prize not her😂

  • @Poopsik196
    @Poopsik196 4 месяца назад +2

    Atta boys, focus on yourselves kinds 🤴 😂😂

  • @ShadowNite1105
    @ShadowNite1105 3 года назад +4110

    Fem Cat: Heyyyy
    Male Cats: She belongs to the litter box

    • @gatoradethrowaway8040
      @gatoradethrowaway8040 3 года назад +13

      HAHA

    • @michaelcorleone2794
      @michaelcorleone2794 3 года назад +4

      What's a "litter box" ?

    • @gatoradethrowaway8040
      @gatoradethrowaway8040 3 года назад +68

      The feline equivalent of a toilet/latrine/head/bathroom/restroom.
      This joke is a play on the popular meme, "She belongs to the streets," when a man finds out she a hoe.
      (this post was made by smartppl gang)

    • @kamikazechameleon3700
      @kamikazechameleon3700 3 года назад +6

      @@gatoradethrowaway8040 who stole your account?

    • @theheavyartillery545
      @theheavyartillery545 3 года назад +16

      She belongs to da STREEEETS

  • @ennon4880
    @ennon4880 4 года назад +12084

    Well, it’s official. Even cats have their own preference.

    • @ScarLeRenard
      @ScarLeRenard 3 года назад +777

      Nah, they just don't like HOES

    • @iwonthesitateebltch3319
      @iwonthesitateebltch3319 3 года назад +139

      @@ScarLeRenard cats can't be hoes-

    • @ScarLeRenard
      @ScarLeRenard 3 года назад +547

      @@iwonthesitateebltch3319 Yes they can, proof is in the video

    • @iwonthesitateebltch3319
      @iwonthesitateebltch3319 3 года назад +105

      @@ScarLeRenard um no it isn't- the first cat tried to mate with her the second cat probably already mated u know male cats mates with a bunch of girl cats all of them do theres no Such thing as a thot cat

    • @elliQaz
      @elliQaz 3 года назад +357

      @@iwonthesitateebltch3319 there's this thing called a "joke", Millie

  • @BitCoin-iu6sp
    @BitCoin-iu6sp 3 месяца назад

    “Get that funky thang away from me!”

  • @MiliMo101
    @MiliMo101 26 дней назад

    5 years later and the kids just meowing away

  • @vichyssoise80
    @vichyssoise80 2 года назад +5601

    Girl cat: hey, boys. Looking for a good time?
    Boy cats: Yeah, we are actually. Do you know where the air hockey table is?

    • @Andro_el_de_memes
      @Andro_el_de_memes 2 года назад +65

      Do u know about the promise of god?

    • @cinderleaves3949
      @cinderleaves3949 2 года назад +58

      Girl cat: *dude*

    • @keara805
      @keara805 2 года назад +17

      you made me laugh so hard, have a great day 😂

    • @Sytijinx
      @Sytijinx 2 года назад +10

      it looked more like they rejected a fat chick. yeah, the female cat was definitely fat.

    • @astracrits4633
      @astracrits4633 2 года назад +11

      @@Andro_el_de_memes You mean the infinite hockey table in the sky, right?

  • @Morilxs
    @Morilxs 3 года назад +3522

    Female cat: *Hi!* please help m-
    Male cats: *holds up the holy cross and dumps her in holy water*