Another Day at the Office - Ozzy Man Reviews
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- Here's me commentary on a bloke in Malaysia wrestling with a fair dinkum massive corbra. Cheers for watching ya legends! Get those Destination F'd outdoor mugs and door hangers: ozzymanshop.com
When the snakes head popped out; missed opportunity to say "Here's me face!"
Bloody beautiful 😂
Brilliant 😂👏👏👏
Missed the opportunity to say, "H-e-r-e-s JOHNNY!".
Hahaha Totally!
If Ozzy reads this he'll be kicking himself for missing it.
I like to imagine these guys just flip a coin before each job to figure out who handle the tail and who gets the head
Heads, I lose?
They both got safety gloves on so they're 100% safe.
I'd be sure to use a 2-headed coin.
@@nighttrain1236 Unless it strikes above the wrist...
@@nighttrain1236Oh, right. Because rules of engagement dictate that Cobras only strike your hands. Rest of the body is off limits 🙄
If I came across a snake that big, I'd leave.
It's her house now
Yeah, let 'em have the room
I hope you would wipe it off first...
Before I left Thailand when I was young, a cobra came into the bathroom while my mother was showering and you should see how fast she darted outta there! As a young child growing up there when going out to play in the bushes we always had to bring a 5ft long stick that had a noose at the end which is used to strangle snakes just incase we ran into something dangerous...
If I came across a snake like that, you could call me a perv.🤣
If anyone is wondering, The guys who are handling the cobra are from the Malaysian Civil Defence (i can tell from the t-shirt sign “Pertahanan Awam” which translates to civil defence). They encounter cobras all year round in tropical Malaysia.
Thank you. A brave and impressive bunch!
People fear Australia. We don’t have anything even close to this level of scary!
I was wondering.
The cahoonas on those guys!
Well thanks for that… still… I don’t know what the Malaysian civil defense pays but it’s not enough.
Damn badasses
That's one big fucking snake. I'd be like; " Well...he owns this place now!"
Lol, yep. Be like, "He wins. Evacuate and sign over the deed."
King Cobra
Not to mention one of the most venomous.
Meet the new owners guys!
Google tells me its bite can kill an elephant. Either that or 20 men.
The way he catches its head at the end is sick
Yeah right? I like how everyone cheered too 😂
Yeah it was preety nutz
humans have a slightly faster visual reaction time than cobra. And cats shit over both. Never mess with cats.
He was trained by a mongoose..
@Veikra wait till cats evolve opposable thumbs...we'll be screwed.
The use of that weight to slow the strike is pretty epic idea
Ohhhh....now I get it!
Was that, like an ankle weight?
What a great idea!
But when he caught the snake the weight is not on the snake anymore😅
The size of this fucking nope 😮
its not a nope. its a venomous snek (king cobra), which is commonly known as danger noodle or caution ramen. a nope would be a big ass spider. 🙃
@@vtx2023 my apologies. Got scared watching the video and lost understanding what is nope and what is snek. Still big fucking noodle.
@@vtx2023aka Nope Rope
He just wants get back to his favorite “rivaah”…
Apparently not a king cobra that can spit venom as well as bite 😱
Yeah, that makes the 2ft copperheads I run into look like earthworms.
It's as big as some king snakes I've seen!
Ozarks?
That was a 14ft/16ft cobra (3 meters).
I've only seen a rattlesnake that big in the wild. The road was 18ft across and I thought I saw a hose or a pipe going across the road. Got close and it slithered away. I got a tape measure...
@@korbindallas4552 Bro I guess you saw some other snake. A rattlesnake can grow only like 7ft max
I agree
The beginning 😂😂😂.
“AHH DAYLIGHT I DIDN’T KNOW”
Ethan's commenting on Ethan's video. nice
The trick here is that cobras, unlike some other snakes, can really only strike out and downward. By keeping your hands above and slightly behind its head, you are actually able to grab it while staying out of its strike zone. Still intense work, but there is a method to the madness
If he misjudged the timing or placement the cobra could easily turn around and bite him
@@prodigypenn Oh for sure, which is why I said it is intense work. Still dangerous. But that trick is key to how they managed this
Not that I don't believe you, but I'm never testing that myself
I catched a black cobra once with that method. But different one, much smaller than this.
These classic Ozzy Man animal voiceovers always leave me in fits of hysterics 👍😂
The guy who snatches it...He carries his balls around in a wheelbarrow. For him, that was just a Tuesday morning. F'ing Legend!
yup
I’m from the Midwest, I see the concept of death and giant snakes is different in Malaysia.
😂
That's the biggest cobra I've ever seen. That guy is the Chuck Norris of snake wranglers.
It’s a king cobra. They can get huge
not a cobra, a king cobra, the ones that can kill a fucking elephant
King cobras which are not even true cobras are the biggest legends in the almost cobra world. 😂 They are insanely long. Gotta love snakes though, someone has to.
I have a king snake who thinks he's a watchdog. Best $39.99 I ever spent. He's hilarious. I named him Sid Vicious because he thinks he's a bad a$$. Who am I to crush his little snake ego ?😊
ahhh I love how your voice was muffled when the nope rope was in the hidey hole 😂
Cobra: "Are you sure you want to do this mate?"
Guy equipped with top notch protective equipment (gloves): Yes.
Gloves yeah, but not sleeves >.>
😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my God...are you a professional comedian? What great comedic chops you have! And then you even said "mate" to really drive that stellar joke home and like sound an authentic Aussie just like Ozzy man... even though the video is Malaysian. You really need to copyright this joke and take your wannabe Ozzy Man act on the road!
@@avidadolares I hope you get help for your anger issues.
I saw a king cobra snaking through my college's cricket ground in bright daylight. it was around 2 pm, I was going for afternoon classes, and it was almost longer than the cricket pitch itself. Went into the trees behind the ground. That was the day I realised it's called "King" Cobra for a reason.
Still have the image in my gallery.
I believe "King" refers to a snake that preys on other snakes.
I caught a king snake in florida as a kid... then entered the python. Lol
@@u9NailsIt’s also the largest of the cobras, so it’s a king in more ways than one. Not the meanest of snakes, though, which is good for the snake catchers
@@evilsharkey8954 It actually isn't a true cobra, it just looks similar to one hence the name. It belongs to a different genus within Elapidae called Ophiophagus while true cobras belong to the genus Naja. Based on a 2016 study of the phylogeny of extant snakes based on DNA both genuses are offshoots from the same common lineage however the Naja offshoots 6 levels down the line while Ophiophagus only 2, and Ophiophagus' parent also offshooted into the Mambas (which can also flatten their head into a hood, albeit not as distinctive) essentially making them closest living relatives.
Goodness bro...that's like 20+ metres long!!
...And he walked off like a BOSS.
The level of *NOPE* I am feeling is off the charts!
It was a big "Nope rope" they were going after. 😳
I will never COMPLAIN About my job again..... Welcome to Mc Donalds it's a Honor to to take your order 🍔🍟🥤!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hear ya. Listening to my niece's friend whinging about a tough day working the counter at Starbucks. Must be shit having to deal with caffeine starved customers all day. When i was that age, my job was picking up mines, but please go on about the stress of having to repour some Karen's coffee.
My boss is a bigger snake than this one 😱
@@1marcelomy former coworkers
i have seen the size on the rats behind mc,d, it´s ike this snake with legs.
some people like dogs some people like reptiles and some like rats
That wasn't just any snake, it was a King Cobra. If that guy missed just by an inch, he'd be dead.
Not necessarily. Kings have been known to dry bite. They're the snake with the 17th most deadly venom in the world but they're the most intelligent snake too.
I'm no expert on snakes and venom but aren't there cures for most types of snake poison?
@@svscareddepends if you catch the snake, usually they need the venom to make the anti
@@svscared Yes, the obvious issue is getting that anti-venom quick enough before you poop your pants
@@failing_yak8039 kings almost never dry bite lol. It's just that they're usually pretty hesitant to actually bite.
That snatch at the end 😮 that's some confidence
Almost two minutes of not breathing,... me, not the damned snake! 🤣
😂😂😂😂
"I can feel the opposable thumbs "😂😂😂
Once again, Malaysia made it to ozzymanreview.
Yeah. Those danger noodles be lurking around here everyday.
😂
Props for the cameraman for maintaining visibility on the snake.
Huh? Smh
That handler is a fucking legend 👏 "Come at me bro? Aight!" 😂
Girl: What do you do for a living?
Him: I choke cobras
😂
It is king cobra. Thats why it's so huge. Most terrifying snake alive.
Black mamba tops the king cobra
I dont know about that. I'd say that title goes to the black mamba.
@@WolfsongSA Could a king snake kill a king cobra or a black mamba I wonder? I know they can get rattlesnakes and cottonmouths no problem.
King Cobras eat other snakes so they have a high degree of vemon immunity. So a King Cobra would kill and eat most other snakes. It is also big, so it can take on large constrictors.
@@TrippyOriginals Depends on the size of the snakes. Also, king snakes have no resistance against the venom of elapids like cobras and mambas so they would be screwed. Let's say a king snake and king cobra of the same size would attack each other for the sole purpose of eating, the winner would most likely be the one that manages the bite the neck/head of the other one first. But if the cobra manages to bite the king snake before it loses the fight no one would win.
Massive noodle : 'Come at me bro!'
Bloke: 'OK, no problem!'
Snakes are nothing but a tail with fangs
And sometimes venom 😮
That gave me a good chuckle.....This was the best one in a while...Thanks Ozzyman
Holy shit, that thing is freakin huge! I sure hope that guy got a raise or some sort of bonus for his bravery.
What a god damn disturbing job. Good for us that there are people like these guys working on it!!
I was shitting myself just watching this video. Brave blokes. 👍
The balls on that dude, mad respect. I'll be running the other way if I see a cobra.
yup - man needs a wheelbarrow to carry them around!
A KING cobra. When it gets its fangs out, that thing can stand as tall as 5-6 ft! Its average length is between 12-15ft.
I love how his voice stopped echoing when the head popped out, and then turned squacky when the the hands were around the neck lol.
That King Cobra hopefully made it somewhere it could be released, what a beast!
like a frying pan ?
@@Hansen710 we don't eat snakes
That's a Malaysian fireman... "Pertahanan awam" at the back of his shirt means public defence..
I have never seen a Cobra that big! I knew they could get big, but that is the size of an Anaconda! I've seen how King Cobras (?) some times charge at people from long distances which is scary as fuck. Have a big ass snake "running" at me is something I hope I never have to handle.
Average size of an adult King Cobra is around 11-13 feet, and the largest wild one ever caught was 18.8 feet, while the largest one in captivity grew to over 19 feet, according to the interwebz.
@@Max_GriswaldI believe avg is around 15 to 16 ft. But you're right about the 18 ft snake that was caught in Thailand. I live in the Western Ghats of India which is a main territory of Indian King cobras and last month forest officials released a snake back to the wild which measured 15 and a half ft and it was an adult male.
Not that guy's first rodeo. Destination F'd for Mr. Cobra.
Didn't know they could even get that size! It's massive!
That looks like an Indonesian King cobra. Indian King cobras have a darker color and are said to be longer than the Indonesian counterparts
this is hands down the best one you have done in a while, and i love all your videos.
What?! That thing is HUGE! 🐍🐍
@@lilorbielilorbie2496 yez I did😅
@@lilorbielilorbie2496 I wasvteasing back, hun💜
I love the echo when the snake is in the tube
Thanks Ozzy Man I now have take me to the river by talking heads stuck in my head..
Thanks. Now I do too. 😒
Unfortunately so do I now. I change the station asap whenever I hear that voice. Sorry, not my cup.
One of your best ones for awhile, Ozzy. Your best ones are when you voice an animal of some sort, especially the muffled voice when he was in the tunnel.
Nobody is talking about how ozzy man actually put a microphone on the snake. That shit was brave af.❤
I am surprised those two can move with balls that big.
That squeal at the beginning gets me chuckling every time... Bloody love it
So proud when I read the words on the back of his shirt. "PERTAHANAN AWAM" which means Civil Defense in Malaysia.
Army?
@@Mortthemoose Nope. They're more like volunteers, helping out during natural disasters, assisting firefighters, and non-violently assisting soldiers if we are at war. They also do stuff like this, capturing snakes.
That's Nessy not a Snake 😂
Impressive, took him out without one of those metal snake sticks to pin the head.
Proud to be Malaysian
Looks like a beautiful Malaysian King cobra due to the light colour 👌🏻👌🏻
Good job Malaysian fireman! Bad ass move my friend!
I got my "Destination F'd" shirt yesterday!!!!
TAKE ME TO THE RIVER,
DROP ME IN THE WATER,
WASHING ME DOWN.....The Talking Heads.
The voiceover made the video such much better while keeping the original tension. Great job!
😮😮😮 A UNIT!
That shriek at the beginning was...Lmaoooo!!!
Awesome Malaysian fire fighter
Handlers + emcee , both r legend!!
Right at the start, I imagined OzzyMan speaking into a toilet roll to get that effect
This is absolutely what I imagine the snake is thinking lol.
O-Man, this reminds me of your famous "koala won't leave car" commentary! cheers mate! thank you
The timing on the “nah-ha here I am” 😂😂😂 too good
The cheers from the crowd for the snake guy were well deserved. What a catch!
Another epic great from the Ozzyman! If I ever saw a snake that big I'd shit myself to death and die LoL! 😆
I DIDNT KNOW-
The panic you conveyed in those 3 words killed me
And they say snakes have fast reflexes!! Damn
Okay, everybody sing: "Take me! Take me take me to the river! Wash me down." 😅
Glad that guy had the appropriate safety gloves on to reduce chance of injury 😮 Everyone in that area had nerves of steel. Wouldn't catch me hanging around to film the scene
Award winning sound design on this channel
1:04 "You are cruising for a bruising" 😂😂😂
Nostalgia after listening to this dialogue from the Eddie Stark's Daddy episode of the legendary Ozzy Man Reviews.
That snake is super chill and gives them a lot of chances, I hope they relocated it and gave it a nice snack.
That man is on another level!
I love how they capture snakes like this instead of just killing them.
gonna eat it later!
Thank you Ozzy Man. Great video
"Some men are bigger than snakes" - my dad
"and some baby geckos too" - my mom
Still binge-ing (how the F do you spell that?!) since I discovered Ozzy Man, aka Ethan, 3 weeks ago. I am obsessed. I am very late, but the party is freakin' awesome! 💖
They take turns holding each other’s beers.
WTF... Dude has a pair! The way he grabs that snakes head is like a parent who snatches a kids ear. Lol
That's a big ass nope noodle!
When my wife an I were youngsters, we had a pet snake about 18 inches long. Every couple nights she'd frantically kick the blankets off the bed screaming "SNAKE! SNAKE!"
I won't be showing her this episode of Ozzyman.
"Who is pulling my tail?" got me
The true tragedy here, we never got the Legend's Name. When he grabbed it by the throat, he achieved legendary status with me ❤
doesnt matter, we couldnt pronouce the name of a GOD anyways......
The muffled voice when the snake is in the pipe 😂
That is just ridiculous so big and they didnt even stress. Cobras seem pretty chill
The one dude takes "snaking a drain" to an entirely different level! 😲😉
That was a boss in action!
First I was shocked how two random construction dudes would be so brave, but then the frontman went full snake whisperer and it all made sense. Amazing work.
The gurgling sounds when he grabbed the head!!! lol.
Me, giving my dog medicine. That snake is so humble and cooperative. What a sweetie. 😂🐍
“Dinner, Nagini.”
― Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
1:35 pure speed right there
This is my favorite channel on FB. I wish you still had the flying squirrel who fakes his death video.
That dude literally pulled a Spider-Man reflexes move to grab the snake's head. 👌🏾👌🏾
That's a bloody big cobra; the taxidermied one upstairs in the bathroom is a nematode by comparison. I'd have left that fukka to Rikki-Tikki-Tavi.
your video commentary is always so good!!!