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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2022
  • Indian Torpedoes can fly because they are SMART! but it's #NotWhatYouThink #NWYT #shorts
    Music:
    No Stone Unturned - Brendon Moeller
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  • @Millers0n
    @Millers0n Год назад +17695

    "They missed!"
    "Oh wait is that a torpedo?"

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile Год назад +598

      ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

    • @thekhoifish0146
      @thekhoifish0146 Год назад +1078

      “Nice shot guys we got the missile”
      “Wait what’s that trail in the water”

    • @ben_lyngdoh
      @ben_lyngdoh Год назад +576

      don't let your enemy see your next move.
      huwahahahaha!

    • @NeoHomoSapien
      @NeoHomoSapien Год назад +68

      😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @Aniket2712
      @Aniket2712 Год назад +111

      HAHA ... strom-troopers humour 🤣

  • @vkitet
    @vkitet Год назад +5122

    Pakistan successfully countered this weapon by not having a navy to begin with.

    • @SurajGupta_3D
      @SurajGupta_3D Год назад +1

      When? When we sabk your Gazi which you begger from US? 😂😂, Get in lone beggar we'll give you some Ataa 😂

    • @devotionalmind3272
      @devotionalmind3272 8 месяцев назад +432

      This is a great idea for Pakistan

    • @rudrapratapsingh6807
      @rudrapratapsingh6807 7 месяцев назад +167

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @msarim3771
      @msarim3771 7 месяцев назад +33

      Pakistan has a lot of things that you don't know to counter India militarily! Pakistan Navy was least funded among Army and Air force but now Navy Is being heavily funded from last 2 decades! Pakistan is buying submarines new battleships plus we also have some very good missiles BABUR Cruise missile can carry nuclear payload!

    • @globalgamerzff5375
      @globalgamerzff5375 7 месяцев назад

      Babur dabur is just a piece of scrap😂​@@msarim3771

  • @optimusprime1598
    @optimusprime1598 Год назад +4678

    Enemy: we have a missile approaching...
    India: it's not what you think...😂😂

  • @direwolf7491
    @direwolf7491 Год назад +1080

    This shows India takes the term Indian Ocean seriously.

    • @mayankpal6519
      @mayankpal6519 8 месяцев назад +34

      Ya it's a area where china and india both wants domination. That's why both countries are developing their navies.

    • @badshah1969
      @badshah1969 7 месяцев назад +41

      Yes brother, It is Indian Ocean a belonging of India

    • @jainampatel1374
      @jainampatel1374 6 месяцев назад +24

      Indian Navy is sleeping giant in Indian Ocean region. That's why usa desperately wants constant support from indian navy . So they get some influence on indian ocen too...

    • @saikatsaha4122
      @saikatsaha4122 6 месяцев назад +21

      Our ocean our responsibilty 🙋

    • @OROCHI_6000
      @OROCHI_6000 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@badshah1969 India considers the Indian Ocean as a part of international waters, not their territory. But nobody wants china to take everything, am I right?😅

  • @boejiden7093
    @boejiden7093 Год назад +13753

    “We’re outside of torpedo range. They can’t get us.”
    India: *hold my samosa*

  • @YK-gr9nz
    @YK-gr9nz Год назад +9299

    Torpedo in the air.
    I repeat... Torpedo in the air!
    Captain: what?

  • @vishalgoswami1785
    @vishalgoswami1785 Год назад +1759

    Torpedo in Ohio❌️
    Torpedo in Mirzapur ✅️

    • @classicaf
      @classicaf Год назад +32

      Bihar,

    • @apolloscouter
      @apolloscouter 11 месяцев назад +7

      Ohio isn't an attack sub, it doesn't need agressive advanced torps. It's main payload Trident-2 nukes and it's designation is strategic nuclear missile carrier. Missile attached torpedoes are not a new thing, they date back to Soviet Era... Although they never carried heavyweight torpedoes, their main objective was to sink a confirmed enemy submarine as quick and as undetected as possible.

    • @apolloscouter
      @apolloscouter 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@ayushrai2057 Sorry, I thought he meant Ohio Class Submarine by saying Ohio.

    • @firstletterofthealphabet7308
      @firstletterofthealphabet7308 11 месяцев назад +2

      The US has had the ASROC and VL ASROC for years, since the late 50s evolving till today. Pretty much the same plan as this thing.

    • @Nagvanshieus
      @Nagvanshieus 7 месяцев назад +2

      Mirzapur is a mild place, compare Ohio with Bihar 😂

  • @bismayparida2115
    @bismayparida2115 Год назад +1136

    Torpedos diving from the sky💀💀💀
    Now thats some Avengers level threat...

    • @GhostsOfSparta
      @GhostsOfSparta 7 месяцев назад +18

      I imagine if one payload keep flying via air towards the sheep and the second one as a torpedo from water.

    • @abh1yan
      @abh1yan 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@GhostsOfSparta most probably it will, to prevent the enemy from questioning the integrity of the missile. Even if the missile does not carry any warhead anymore, it's speed makes it deadly.

    • @madlad5711
      @madlad5711 6 месяцев назад +4

      Tbh the requirements conveyed by india armed forces for indian systems are literally brought out of comic books

    • @bismayparida2115
      @bismayparida2115 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@madlad5711 tbh they need it for the 2 friendly neighbours afterall 🤔

    • @abh1yan
      @abh1yan 6 месяцев назад

      @@madlad5711 that's true

  • @doubleblocks3446
    @doubleblocks3446 Год назад +5728

    "Smoke in the air!! Smoke in the air!!!"
    *A moment later*
    "Bubbles in the water!! Bubbles in the water!!!"

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 Год назад +6390

    When the torpedoes start flying at supersonic speeds, *that’s when you RUN*

    • @Mirolp7
      @Mirolp7 Год назад +381

      rule 1: if the torpedo is flying
      its faster than you

    • @ColdGamingLp
      @ColdGamingLp Год назад +133

      More like that's when you give up and await the sweet embrace of death

    • @Snp2024
      @Snp2024 Год назад +109

      If you can run at 2000 km

    • @fearthehoneybadger
      @fearthehoneybadger Год назад +91

      Next, you will have missles that fly underwater.

    • @0grik
      @0grik Год назад +46

      there's nowhere to run in the open ocean. LOL

  • @SpiderWuss69420
    @SpiderWuss69420 Год назад +1057

    Every navy around the world: Acquires advanced missile defence systems.
    Le INDIAN NAVY: We do a little trolling.

    • @informalaccount.957
      @informalaccount.957 7 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @akashsinha9866
      @akashsinha9866 6 месяцев назад +4

      Bruh😂😂😂

    • @aarhuszeo
      @aarhuszeo 6 месяцев назад +17

      Imagine they develop a good anti torpedo, and then this bomb jumps Outta the water right before getting intercepted again ☠️☠️☠️

    • @GhostXRizz
      @GhostXRizz 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@aarhuszeopoint noted : will add path corrector even to a torpedo

    • @the_shadowgraph
      @the_shadowgraph 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@aarhuszeo Point Noted , Would work on this On MK2 version of SMART

  • @ernestkhalimov9368
    @ernestkhalimov9368 Год назад +1071

    new gender found "I identify as Torpedo."

  • @siamsimte168
    @siamsimte168 Год назад +6799

    Enemy : those Indians bomb missed us by 20 kilometres 😂😂.
    Enemy : oh look! A Dolphin.

    • @rexxbailey2764
      @rexxbailey2764 Год назад +219

      YES! EVERYONE LOVES A CUTE DOLPHIN!!! 😁😁😁😆😆😂😂😂

    • @raunaqahuja3711
      @raunaqahuja3711 Год назад +77

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 that was so good! Couldn't stop laughing.
      Love from India ♥

    • @spyder2374
      @spyder2374 Год назад +76

      Supersonic Dolphin..🤔

    • @PrashadKaPrasad
      @PrashadKaPrasad Год назад +28

      @@raunaqahuja3711 itna bhi funny nahi tha ki 10 lol emojis chipka doo .

    • @raunaqahuja3711
      @raunaqahuja3711 Год назад +20

      @@PrashadKaPrasad bhai. Mujhe laga funny. Tereko kya. Zbardasti

  • @fuzzytarz7990
    @fuzzytarz7990 Год назад +2054

    India took the "never let them know your next move" to the next level 😂

    • @moviesenthil
      @moviesenthil Год назад +59

      Now imagine the part you don't still know about.

    • @sayan_nath
      @sayan_nath Год назад +5

      😂

    • @Inquisitive_Nomad
      @Inquisitive_Nomad Год назад +8

      ​@@moviesenthilBruhhhh😂

    • @tony_2613
      @tony_2613 Год назад +2

      Cus that's what we do everyday

    • @Mbbs3028
      @Mbbs3028 Год назад +11

      POV - It's only 1% of actual planning

  • @Kiviyt312
    @Kiviyt312 Год назад +1497

    DRDO: "We lack capabilities in making a long range torpedo"
    Navy: "Then what are you good at?"
    DRDO: "Missiles?!!"
    Navy: "SAY NO MORE!"

    • @SurajGupta_3D
      @SurajGupta_3D Год назад +84

      Torpedo in general have short range, India has better technology in missiles than West, West has failed to develop even a single supersonic missile while we're already exporting them to outher countries

    • @Kiviyt312
      @Kiviyt312 Год назад +43

      @@SurajGupta_3D I know we have good missile tech. I just made a joke. Our most advanced torpedo has a range of around 32 kilometres.

    • @admiralshadowofasunderedst3068
      @admiralshadowofasunderedst3068 Год назад +19

      ​@SurajGupta_3D your just lying at this point
      SSM-N-9 Regulus II
      Air-Sol Moyenne Portée supersonic missile
      Don't lie about facts that are easy to look up India dose not possess better missile tech than the west

    • @Crazy_Explorer_XD
      @Crazy_Explorer_XD Год назад +12

      ​@@admiralshadowofasunderedst3068 I mean yeah he is lieing but we do have BrahMos which is the world's fastest supersonic cruise missile so advantage in supersonic missiles? Yeah but over all? No

    • @netra_123
      @netra_123 Год назад +5

      ​@@admiralshadowofasunderedst3068ever heard bramhos 1 and 2 ??

  • @abh1yan
    @abh1yan 7 месяцев назад +335

    Missile 10 seconds before hit-
    "I identify as torpedo"

  • @Khabibullah
    @Khabibullah Год назад +2385

    China : Haha they missed.
    India: Hold my Kulfi

  • @amitroy6591
    @amitroy6591 Год назад +4490

    US NAVY : THEN WE WANT A FLYING AIRCRAFT CARRIER

    • @jcsarion8969
      @jcsarion8969 Год назад +255

      Lol like in The Winter Soldier

    • @HenrikMyrhaug
      @HenrikMyrhaug Год назад +84

      How about a flying dock?

    • @F.O.U.N.D.E.R
      @F.O.U.N.D.E.R Год назад +101

      S-500 and S-550 and all of Russia's hypersonic missiles : xaxaxaxxaaxxaxaxaax

    • @loktom4068
      @loktom4068 Год назад +30

      Fuel for it ?

    • @Just_A_Random_Desk
      @Just_A_Random_Desk Год назад +61

      @@F.O.U.N.D.E.R oh you mean the same systems that won't ever see large scale production? "xaxaxaxa"

  • @mishrasuvigya5541
    @mishrasuvigya5541 Год назад +885

    Torpedos : have short range
    Some scientist bingewatching bollywood movies : aight, gotcha

    • @devnandannair2336
      @devnandannair2336 11 месяцев назад +48

      I still remember that time a Horse literally drifted 90 degrees and then went down on its side to slide under a carriage while being chased by police (there was someone on the horse)

    • @NationalSecurityGuard108
      @NationalSecurityGuard108 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@devnandannair2336 😂😂😂

    • @abhimanusingh66
      @abhimanusingh66 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@devnandannair2336 we r working on it.

    • @TheMightyCrucibleKnight184
      @TheMightyCrucibleKnight184 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@devnandannair2336what is the name of the movie I wanna watch it 😂

    • @AnoopKumar-hu3lu
      @AnoopKumar-hu3lu 6 месяцев назад +2

      It's a Telugu movie n for the love of the god don't watch. It was hit movie but let us not go there.

  • @SuperSaiyan-1000
    @SuperSaiyan-1000 Год назад +402

    "It just fell into the ocean, WTF were they aiming for ?"
    "Captain, the ship is sinking "...

    • @PratikThisSide
      @PratikThisSide 2 месяца назад +1

      🚢: "We are thinking, we are thinking! 🧠"
      seconds later: Nooooooo....
      🚢: "We are sinking, we are sinking! 😭"

  • @Aniket2712
    @Aniket2712 Год назад +3656

    Meanwhile Indian Navy - CHILA CHILA KE SABKO SCHEMEME BATA DE 😑

  • @prasannashirgaonkar3245
    @prasannashirgaonkar3245 Год назад +2489

    Enemy : it didn't even reached us😂😂
    Torpedo : Suuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • @anonymousgamer7
    @anonymousgamer7 Год назад +318

    Indian Submarine:- We are out of Torpedo once again I repeat We are out of Torpedo
    Man in a truck :- Yes !

    • @certifiedsanatani
      @certifiedsanatani 6 месяцев назад

      Btw , it's going to launch from a destroyer too

    • @Point_Blank_54
      @Point_Blank_54 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@certifiedsanatani they can also launch it using mobile launcher

  • @aksarkumar2865
    @aksarkumar2865 Год назад +1468

    Finally someone noticed Indian arms

    • @theblitzmmunist8115
      @theblitzmmunist8115 Год назад +463

      Though no one noticed Indian legs

    • @NotWhatYouThink
      @NotWhatYouThink  Год назад +430

      🥇

    • @Snp2024
      @Snp2024 Год назад +126

      What about toes?

    • @aksarkumar2865
      @aksarkumar2865 Год назад +155

      @@Snp2024 😭sorry bhai agli baar se weapons likhunga

    • @nichevo1
      @nichevo1 Год назад +15

      No offense, but if it's from DRDO it probably sucks.

  • @ramsengar1761
    @ramsengar1761 Год назад +465

    Teacher- the fishes can't fly
    India- attaches it to a supersonic missile

  • @OutlawzOP
    @OutlawzOP Год назад +171

    India is like our big brother
    Love from Bangladesh 🇧🇩🇮🇳

    • @shashitiwari2863
      @shashitiwari2863 7 месяцев назад +5

      Yo bro ❤ we got bengal tigers .... and rosgullas send some to UP

    • @manvendersingh9199
      @manvendersingh9199 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@shashitiwari2863 you want tigers in UP ? What ? Don’t you like your life ?

    • @ClearExplain
      @ClearExplain 6 месяцев назад

      ❤️😂

    • @morbillionaire2785
      @morbillionaire2785 6 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @shashitiwari2863
      @shashitiwari2863 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@manvendersingh9199 no bro just rasgullas 🤣

  • @anonymous-rv9kb
    @anonymous-rv9kb Год назад +94

    Torpedo: I believe I can fly.....

  • @user-jv4wh7fi9j
    @user-jv4wh7fi9j Год назад +3600

    " I IDENTIFY AS A TORPEDO "
    Said the missile shortly after missing it's target

  • @iivin4233
    @iivin4233 Год назад +2492

    "I don't need it. I don't need it....
    I NEEED it!"
    - USN

    • @randominternetguy88
      @randominternetguy88 Год назад +58

      thus the RUM-139 was born.

    • @tge2102
      @tge2102 Год назад +78

      @@randominternetguy88 vl-asroc has a 22km range compared to the 650km on SMART

    • @randominternetguy88
      @randominternetguy88 Год назад +17

      @@tge2102 well, at least it's better than the stupendous 9 km on the Mk54 324mm torpedo.

    • @getstuffed2391
      @getstuffed2391 Год назад +13

      @@tge2102I highly doubt a ship or even a submarine would be detecting a submarine at that range let alone locating it. Does India have a sosus system or something similar in the pacific?

    • @tge2102
      @tge2102 Год назад +57

      @@getstuffed2391 they acknowledged having a sosus system around 2014 and there were talks of integrating theirs with Japan's.
      Plus drones with magnetic anomaly detectors and small and loitering UUVs are reportedly being developed by both India and the US(which they can just import if need be)

  • @argelioolivares631
    @argelioolivares631 Год назад +146

    When you mix an eagle with a killer whale

    • @god7762
      @god7762 7 месяцев назад +1

      Deadly mix

  • @polarbear7
    @polarbear7 Год назад +112

    Indian torpedo be like :- hello I'm under the water 🌊

  • @brianllamas3719
    @brianllamas3719 Год назад +2416

    when your air defense system goes to shoot down a missile but it dives under the water:
    "Well Shit"

  • @maverick_sr3589
    @maverick_sr3589 Год назад +2154

    "Never let them know your next move"

    • @-Lazy
      @-Lazy Год назад +61

      Suddenly the torpedo turns into a transformers

    • @royk7712
      @royk7712 Год назад +10

      If it's really fly really low and below the horizon, then it is

    • @prince_bharath1595
      @prince_bharath1595 Год назад +8

      @@-Lazy then turns around and goes back to where it came

    • @hooman3576
      @hooman3576 Год назад +16

      @@-Lazy and starts tewrking

    • @universityrepairFL
      @universityrepairFL Год назад +2

      Deterrent tactic

  • @zackcarl7861
    @zackcarl7861 Год назад +236

    Navy Ship:- fires a missile
    Enemy:- these indians 🙂 they fired a single missile at our vessels with air defencs
    Enemy crew:- look a shark

  • @freedom3040
    @freedom3040 7 месяцев назад +53

    At this point in my life I consider saying Indian is alternative to smart.
    Good bunch of civilised nationalist people who value there freedom fighters and freedom, my wishes in making there country a developed nation.

    • @adityasusantapanda
      @adityasusantapanda 7 месяцев назад +2

      ❤🤗

    • @mradarsh1124
      @mradarsh1124 7 месяцев назад +4

      Gald to find your nice comment in between a bunch of other hateful comments for my nation

    • @mohit-514
      @mohit-514 6 месяцев назад +1

      It will happen don't worry we indian will make it happen

  • @sowa1178
    @sowa1178 Год назад +2517

    Vampire Vampire .... incoming missile detected , launching SM3 to intercept.
    "Few sec later"
    Where did it go?
    Torpedo- hehe

    • @atharvasharma3264
      @atharvasharma3264 Год назад +43

      Dudee😂😂🤣🤣

    • @timothy740
      @timothy740 Год назад +20

      Eh sm3s intercept ballistic missiles outside the atmosphere, not cruise missiles.

    • @Aniket2712
      @Aniket2712 Год назад +21

      ​@@timothy740 don't get inti technicalities... Get the joke!

    • @timothy740
      @timothy740 Год назад +4

      @@Aniket2712 just wanted to point it out

    • @StarrDust0
      @StarrDust0 Год назад +4

      lol nice one...that giggling torpedo makes it cute. :)

  • @rounak_raj216
    @rounak_raj216 Год назад +239

    Enemy:*deploys air defense*
    Torpedo: sike bitch🤌

  • @diganta8286
    @diganta8286 Год назад +96

    DRDO took the line "Never let the enemy know your next move" too seriously 😂😂

  • @AST4EVER
    @AST4EVER Год назад +1005

    Command Center:
    Incoming Torpedo at Mach 3, i repeat, incoming TORPEDO at Mach 3, Over.
    Captain: These kids are again messing with our radio signals.
    .... A Few Seconds Later ....
    ☠️

  • @andrewmaderer1989
    @andrewmaderer1989 Год назад +1105

    Honestly gives me anxiety seeing the torpedos hit the ships. I can’t imagine how terrifying that would be to be stuck out at sea and have one of those hit your ship.

    • @eem8039
      @eem8039 Год назад +59

      You can choose to stay home for example minding about your country
      Those are deffensive weapons

    • @CharliMorganMusic
      @CharliMorganMusic Год назад +27

      ​​@@eem8039 What makes it inherently defensive?

    • @istvantoth3775
      @istvantoth3775 Год назад +19

      ​@@CharliMorganMusic just a guess but it seems like they are launched from the land

    • @obviousness8113
      @obviousness8113 Год назад +32

      @Andrew... You're absolutely correct, friend. Naval warfare is terrifying because it's not uncommon for the great majority of souls to go down with the ship. Read up on the HMS Hood in WW2, for example.

    • @raidenshotgun5997
      @raidenshotgun5997 Год назад

      Then stay home instead of messing with foreign nations you have no right over

  • @hogi99
    @hogi99 Год назад +401

    The US needs to work harder to make alliances with India, a long time ago we formed alliances with Pakistan, and that was a mistake.

    • @thebutcher5999
      @thebutcher5999 Год назад +27

      We are partners
      🇮🇳🇺🇲

    • @bhaiyaji3125
      @bhaiyaji3125 Год назад +24

      Not a allay we can be partner

    • @gourabneogi2886
      @gourabneogi2886 Год назад +23

      you want to, am not sure us Indians do😂😂😂 you see, we dont forget easily....ask Nixon

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 Год назад +17

      ​@@gourabneogi2886Indians never forget...ask Nixon.
      You appear to have forgotten that Nixon died decades ago.

    • @gourabneogi2886
      @gourabneogi2886 Год назад

      @@ianmacfarlane1241 i know mate...what i wanted to mean was that he and his jackass entourage of Yankees had supported the terrorist state of Pakistan in the 1965 n 1971 wars, and our forefathers never forgave him for that. Indians like us, i mean the current 25 - 45 year olds hence view the US of A with deep mistrust

  • @amirandas8165
    @amirandas8165 7 месяцев назад +20

    Air defence system :- Not my Target, bro it's a fuc*in torpedo
    Ship's torpedo defence system :- Bro it's a fuc*in missile 🥲

  • @jollyjoystick1696
    @jollyjoystick1696 Год назад +581

    USN right now: "Write that down. Write That DOWN..."

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 Год назад +6

      ASROC is a thing, yanno.

    • @Deusvult009
      @Deusvult009 Год назад +10

      ​@@Maddog3060 yeah. But it ain't exactly a torpedo right.

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 Год назад +6

      @@Deusvult009 It's exactly the same thing as this: a rocket-delivered torpedo. It's been in use since the 1960s. Congratulations to India for reaching the mid-20th Century level of naval technology. I still wonder how they expect to hit anything with this; range is fine, but the ocean is BIG and if you don't know generally where the enemy is, you're just pissing in the wind and wasting shots. There's a reason the major navies never bothered with shore-based ASW weapons other than aircraft: because you need a sensor platform to actually FIND the flipping sub, and if you've ALREADY got something out there hunting the sub you might as well put ASW weapons on THAT because IT'S ALREADY THERE.
      This "SMART" thing is the most ironically named waste of money ever. Guess the USAF isn't the only service that loves to waste money on shiny things.

    • @DevSharma-yg6jk
      @DevSharma-yg6jk Год назад +18

      ​​@@Maddog3060 yeah but this is supersonic and it'll be dropped from jets too and soon they'll put varunastra in it which will be able to destroy air craft carriers too with 40km range so, flew from Indian ocean and accidentally fired to Bahrain or in the process of controlling the accidentally fired missile it landed Djibouti

    • @aaravtulsyan
      @aaravtulsyan Год назад +30

      ​@@Maddog3060India has vast SOSUS-style surveillance nets in Indian Ocean, cope white boy

  • @loveu5045
    @loveu5045 Год назад +705

    Sailor in the destroyer be like:
    "it's a bird, it's a plane, it's,,,, wtfff it's a torpedo" 😂

  • @whitewolf-xf9ui
    @whitewolf-xf9ui 11 месяцев назад +39

    They fly now?
    THEY FLY NOW!

  • @PriyankTiwari12345
    @PriyankTiwari12345 Год назад +86

    I’m an ordinary Indian.
    I get super happy seeing my country grow everyday. 💜

    • @AIha.b0mb.and.h00r.suppIyer.
      @AIha.b0mb.and.h00r.suppIyer. 6 месяцев назад +3

      But khangress always criticize own country

    • @arpansubba4207
      @arpansubba4207 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@AIha.b0mb.and.h00r.suppIyer. Wtf is khangress.. you tripping bro..
      Stop it!
      Get some help!
      India❤

    • @sweet4sweet
      @sweet4sweet 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@AIha.b0mb.and.h00r.suppIyer.they are haters
      They dont want to remember freedom fighters
      The place where freedom fighters got hanged they destroyed it and the jail too and built a university at that place

    • @PratikThisSide
      @PratikThisSide 2 месяца назад

      😊👏🏼

    • @sandipanmandal7466
      @sandipanmandal7466 22 дня назад +1

      No Indian is ordinary. We have everything to be a Superpower guiding world towards a better tomorrow.

  • @Sinner85
    @Sinner85 4 месяца назад +4

    Wait till a intercontinental version comes out 😂

  • @mak7897
    @mak7897 Год назад +843

    Enemy: what a cheap tech..it fell into the water mid air. Didnt even hit us lol
    Torpedo: Are you talking about me. ?

    • @dragonslayer0
      @dragonslayer0 Год назад +50

      John cena theme plays

    • @TheArtist_prem
      @TheArtist_prem Год назад +17

      teeeen neeeeenaaaaaa and his name is jone Cena 😏😎

    • @pravinchowdhry
      @pravinchowdhry 11 месяцев назад +1

      You are kid Bro You Can't Understand The Technology

    • @mak7897
      @mak7897 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@pravinchowdhry and you didn't get the joke ...🤣

    • @Chandangaming9780
      @Chandangaming9780 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@mak7897right

  • @turcenoarthurjamil4364
    @turcenoarthurjamil4364 Год назад +842

    Indians are so underrated TBH, with the right tech, money, and good governance, they'll be so successful in the weapons industry.

    • @Indian.Heritage
      @Indian.Heritage Год назад +69

      Wait till 2030 ;)

    • @akihokokurosaki
      @akihokokurosaki Год назад +50

      Wait till 2030

    • @rexxbailey2764
      @rexxbailey2764 Год назад

      ​@@Indian.Heritage : YOU MEAN RIGHT WHEN THEY WOULD BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BIGGEST WAR THEY EVER FOUGHT SINCE WORLD WAR 2 WITH A CHINESE INVASION ON THEIR ASS FOR THE NEXT 11 YEARS DAT 2030!??? 🙄🙄 LOLS😆😂😂😂

    • @abhinavyt7313
      @abhinavyt7313 Год назад +36

      Wait till 2030

    • @chinazieswillstartww3253
      @chinazieswillstartww3253 Год назад +1

      ​​@@rexxbailey2764 China will invade India between 2030 to 2035. But how did you know that? The Chinese are keeping it as a secret paln for years 😂

  • @wanderer682
    @wanderer682 7 месяцев назад +31

    Freeking indian technology ❤

  • @Snakeshift
    @Snakeshift Год назад +255

    Also India: "We'd like to contact you about your Torpedo's extended warranty"

    • @satyamARAS
      @satyamARAS Год назад +1

      So this is what they sell in west about us? Oh god west media is ao fked 😅 for views they embraced .

    • @VinayKumar-wi4hy
      @VinayKumar-wi4hy Год назад +30

      *Extended range

    • @Xinnie_The_Flu
      @Xinnie_The_Flu Год назад +18

      Kindly give us your card number and CVV, so we can manually extend your warranty from this end.
      I'm Indian so it's not racist. I get to say this shit, Jimmy.😂

    • @Snakeshift
      @Snakeshift Год назад +7

      @@Xinnie_The_Flu lol all good

    • @tanmayadas68
      @tanmayadas68 7 месяцев назад +5

      Atleast we don't invade countries in name of democracy and civilization. 😅😂

  • @Human006
    @Human006 Год назад +634

    India is playing with waepons just like a kid plays with Lego
    " Let's make a torpedo "
    - we already have one
    "No , make it fly "

    • @smartbaba1321
      @smartbaba1321 Год назад +11

      😂😂

    • @Nimesh.
      @Nimesh. Год назад +21

      We always think out of the box 😂

    • @AnonD38
      @AnonD38 Год назад +7

      India isn’t the first one to come up with the Idea.
      They just iterated upon it.
      The first ones to use Torpedoes dropped by Missiles were the Soviets during the Cold War.
      Then the US saw that and went “Huh Ivan, that’s actually a pretty good idea. Yoink.“

    • @rozzark821
      @rozzark821 Год назад +5

      ​@@AnonD38yup bcz we r one of the best when it's about missiles that's why we have the world fastest supersonic cruise missile

    • @AnonD38
      @AnonD38 Год назад

      @@rozzark821 *officially

  • @saito272
    @saito272 Год назад +1053

    "Ha! Looks Like Their Missile Landed Short"
    "Wait Why Is It Still Moving Towards Us?!?"

  • @Crazy_Explorer_XD
    @Crazy_Explorer_XD Год назад +33

    -make a torpedo
    Sir we have that
    -Make it fly
    Wha-🗿

  • @elixir382
    @elixir382 Год назад +55

    Who gave the torpedo Red Bull ???

  • @tirpitz177
    @tirpitz177 Год назад +531

    You had me at truck mounted torpedo

  • @Tenin340
    @Tenin340 Год назад +127

    When a Missile learns to Swim, It's time hide under the Earth.

  • @itsverge4831
    @itsverge4831 Год назад +53

    torpedo; oh no I can't reach target
    asroc: they're too far
    Indian Missile; I gotchu homie

  • @yokeenb2737
    @yokeenb2737 11 месяцев назад +43

    NAVY : A missile is coming... it's gone?
    India Toperdo : Achha Achha
    NAVY : A torpedo approaching! intercept!
    India Toperdo : Nehi Nehi
    Commander : We don't know what hit us, a swimming missile or a flying torpedo.

  • @TheGstaeta
    @TheGstaeta Год назад +495

    imagine being hit with a missle and seconds later a torpedo blows up the lower decks

    • @atharvasharma3264
      @atharvasharma3264 Год назад +6

      It depends on warhead rest is just for thrust and aero

    • @TheGstaeta
      @TheGstaeta Год назад

      @@atharvasharma3264 ik but yet again u still have the shell of a rocket flying right at you.

    • @shubhamjuvatkar4023
      @shubhamjuvatkar4023 Год назад +25

      ​@@atharvasharma3264 well our supersonic missile is very much capable enough to put a huge hole with its crazy kinetic energy.
      So even without a warhead it will dumb to think that it won't be damaging for the ship. (Assuming Brahmos as the carrier as I have no fucking clue which carrier is actually used. Just used example of Brahmos as it gives a good idea about just the advantages of its speed) 😅😂

    • @kolinmartz
      @kolinmartz Год назад +7

      @@shubhamjuvatkar4023that missile is gonna be real light by the time it’s dropped the torpedo so no. Not that much kinetic energy left afterwards.

    • @fenilkheni9494
      @fenilkheni9494 Год назад +1

      ​@@kolinmartz true. Your point ???

  • @francisvantuyle
    @francisvantuyle Год назад +253

    finally I am having respect for Indian weapons. This one is respectable. the U.S. Air force has started using bombs dropped from aircraft to take the place of torpedoes.

    • @TheScorz911
      @TheScorz911 Год назад +12

      Well its said that our Research wing DRDO do posses many such secret weapons which they do not disclose publicly... we like to lay low and be percieved as under rated.. waiting for just the right time to come.... one of the "Chanakya neetis" . Another such weapon which has been rumored to be active but has been categorically denied by DRDO is KALI weapon series!!!

    • @swapnilp5774
      @swapnilp5774 Год назад +5

      @@TheScorz911 You just leaked that info. :)

    • @swapnilp5774
      @swapnilp5774 Год назад +6

      I would suggest you to check IGMDP and IBMDP. Also IAC as well as ATV project. No info about programme for development of SSNs, but I'm sure, wo is underway. One area we are weak at is development of aircrafts, hopefully it changes by the end of this decade. A stronger India is in interest of whole world including the West and is crucial for protection & growth of democracy around the globe.

    • @TheScorz911
      @TheScorz911 Год назад

      @@swapnilp5774 lolzzz who knows may be it is a rumour!!! ;).

    • @TheScorz911
      @TheScorz911 Год назад +2

      @@swapnilp5774 we are behind in this field mainly because of the engine reliability... hopefully kaveri may generate the required thrust soon!!

  • @Babuuraoaptee
    @Babuuraoaptee Год назад +46

    Proud to be indian, and proudly having one of the best armies in the world❤🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @mysticondeflamme
    @mysticondeflamme Год назад +41

    Before the torpedo hits its target, it says "Thank you. Come again!"

  • @SanataniEdits
    @SanataniEdits Год назад +270

    "TOrPEdo In tHE AiR"
    Capt: BRo WhAT?!
    "TOrPeDo wEnT unDEr WaTeR"
    Capt: ThATs FuVKinG BuLLsHi- **DIES**

    • @Villager.1
      @Villager.1 7 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Villager.1
      @Villager.1 7 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @amirandas8165
    @amirandas8165 Год назад +377

    Torpedo after watching Transformer Movies 🙂 :- I wish if I can fly.
    DRDO :- Here you go.
    Love from INDIA🇮🇳

  • @pranav_2229
    @pranav_2229 7 месяцев назад +14

    Dyam this comments are so creative 😂

  • @HeathenWars
    @HeathenWars Год назад +30

    What? They already have a missile which can split ships into two halves without a warhead. Now a flying torpedo?

  • @fazlyisaacs3144
    @fazlyisaacs3144 Год назад +392

    Well! Well!! India!? Who would of thought!! Keep it up India🇮🇳

    • @PrashadKaPrasad
      @PrashadKaPrasad Год назад +11

      Thanks Fazly. Much love

    • @jaydeepsen4769
      @jaydeepsen4769 Год назад +10

      Buddy, you have no idea what we're upto lately 😊

    • @senatorarmstrong2100
      @senatorarmstrong2100 Год назад +5

      ​@@jaydeepsen4769that sounds a threat tbh

    • @jaydeepsen4769
      @jaydeepsen4769 Год назад +10

      @@senatorarmstrong2100 no buddy. English isn't my first language so please forgive my imperfections in conveying what I intended. I meant our country is rapidly developing. And in the next 10 years, we aim to become a powerhouse globally. Not only in military aspects but also HDI, poverty, education, GDP per capita, green energy, etc.

    • @senatorarmstrong2100
      @senatorarmstrong2100 Год назад +12

      @@jaydeepsen4769 ''english isn't my first language'' proceeds to write a well thought out And articulate comment? Are you doing this on purpose?

  • @imofage3947
    @imofage3947 Год назад +562

    Kinda sounds like India just invented a weapon based on a bollywood action hero.

    • @sunnymodi4496
      @sunnymodi4496 Год назад +60

      Bro dont bad mouth DRDO....
      PLEASE DONT

    • @harshvardhan568
      @harshvardhan568 Год назад +44

      Yeah but they kill in real wanna try it?

    • @diabl0520
      @diabl0520 Год назад +39

      they are dangerous as hell they are no joke

    • @diabl0520
      @diabl0520 Год назад +14

      but got your joke hahah

    • @chinazieswillstartww3253
      @chinazieswillstartww3253 Год назад +43

      I am Indian and i liked that joke. But unlike Bollywood action heroes this one is real and can destroy our enemies 😂

  • @SawantSumeet
    @SawantSumeet Год назад +19

    Enemy after sinking : Hello ! How are you ? I am under the water, Please help me, here too much raining, huehuehue !

  • @ramtea4639
    @ramtea4639 Год назад +15

    It's a prank, captain, the enemy pranked us.
    Boom

  • @Rahul-ey1oq
    @Rahul-ey1oq Год назад +155

    Enemy: we are far away, they can't get us.
    India: Hold my tea.

    • @aweeb634
      @aweeb634 Год назад +3

      Hold our samosa

    • @Hegde-
      @Hegde- Год назад +3

      Its not 'tea' its 'chai'. We are not brits😂

    • @RojaJaneman
      @RojaJaneman Год назад +3

      Chai. Not tea.

    • @direwolf7491
      @direwolf7491 6 месяцев назад

      *Hold my Toddy😅

  • @vlad777boi2
    @vlad777boi2 Год назад +567

    Damn India already moving forward 🇷🇺❤️🇮🇳

  • @Rajveer_Singh68
    @Rajveer_Singh68 6 месяцев назад +5

    Enemy :- *"Fire our air defense missiles"*
    Also enemy :- *"Wtf A Missile shapeshifter"* 💀

  • @Nero_1192
    @Nero_1192 6 месяцев назад +4

    Ship: we're out of torpedoes
    Truck: hold my lassi

  • @leerzeichn93
    @leerzeichn93 Год назад +293

    This is actually ingenious. Ships have anti missile and anti sub peotection, but not anti torpedo protection

    • @death_parade
      @death_parade Год назад +27

      Indian Navy: "Did you really think we wouldn't carry the antidote to our own weapon?"

    • @anmolsharma2266
      @anmolsharma2266 Год назад +2

      I think anti torpedo weapons exists

    • @golu28sh
      @golu28sh Год назад +4

      ​​​@@death_parade CIWS and rbu-6000 are both different mate
      Close in weapon system (CIWS) is for anti air and anti surface warfare
      Rbu-6000 is anti-submarine (more like depth charges and mortars had a baby)
      For torpedoes- its actually a decoy system.... Decoy is sent into the water to confuse the torpedo and to deplete the torpedoes energy by making it go in different directions

    • @death_parade
      @death_parade Год назад +2

      @@golu28sh You are wrong on all counts.
      1.) I never called RBU-6000 a conventional CIWS system. Indian ships have AK-630 for that role. I called RBU-6000 an "anti-torpedo CIWS".
      2.) I know RBU-6000 was originally intended as an ASW weapon, but the ability to launch depth charges at 9 km is not enough to defeat submarines anymore. In fact, in most cases, enemy submarine would not be caught so close to your own ship. Which is why most other navies deploy stuff like VL-ASROC which deploys a light torpedo instead of a depth charge, and at more than twice the distance. (Although Indian Navy did not develop this capability and instead chose to carry Heavyweight Torpedoes on its ships for this job, but that is another point).
      3.) But even if you can't use RBU to damage submarine hulls, you can still use it to destroy incoming torpedoes. Which is why even latest Indian Navy warships like the Visakhapatnam class destroyers and Nilgiri class frigates have them. Which is why I called RBU an "anti-torpedo CIWS".
      4.) RBU-6000 is not a torpedo decoy system. Indian ships have a dedicated integrated system called Maareech ATDS for torpedo detection, identification and countermeasures. It deploys both towed and expendable decoys.

    • @bhanurishi1466
      @bhanurishi1466 Год назад

      Correction anti flying torpedo protection

  • @keisuketakahashi3597
    @keisuketakahashi3597 Год назад +97

    Other torpidos: I need to go fast
    indian torpidos: I am speed

  • @GingkaHagane43
    @GingkaHagane43 Год назад +22

    I think the Navy's found its worse nightmare since the great retirement of the Tomcat

  • @1ProAssassin
    @1ProAssassin Год назад +22

    I have a feeling those ships saw it coming but had no idea where it went after thinking it "missed".

  • @adarshpandey8023
    @adarshpandey8023 Год назад +118

    Enemies be expecting Brahmos meanwhile supersonic torpedo - Namaste 🙏

  • @StarrDust0
    @StarrDust0 Год назад +182

    Oh this is coming from India? I thought it was the US or some European country, way to go India!

    • @chinazieswillstartww3253
      @chinazieswillstartww3253 Год назад +16

      You are underestimating the Indian brains 😁

    • @PrashadKaPrasad
      @PrashadKaPrasad Год назад +13

      Thanks "John Wick" Indians are pretty underrated.

    • @StarrDust0
      @StarrDust0 Год назад +7

      @@PrashadKaPrasad Well it's good India is catching up with the world, but it continues to have major issues with poverty and does other things which give it a very bad image. If India can rapidly modernize in the next 10-20 years, you'll see the image improve more. Nehru made a fateful decision, he visited Russia and decided to go with a Communist (centralized) model, instead of a western/US style economy, that was a mistake that put India behind by decades and only now its going the right direction.

    • @jaydeepsen4769
      @jaydeepsen4769 Год назад

      We reached Mars in the first attempt and is still the only country to do so. We found water on Moon. This is just another one of those things. Wait till 2030. You have no idea what we're upto 😉
      And Nehru fooked up many things, one of those was the creation of Pakistan which gave us a lifelong nemesis as a neighbour

    • @sankisets2368
      @sankisets2368 Год назад +7

      U know bro...40% in nasa are indians...30% top doctors in uk & usa are indians...and finally uk prime minister is also indian now😊

  • @rogan8289
    @rogan8289 Год назад +14

    Indian torpedo - "never let them know your next move"

  • @mekile616_
    @mekile616_ Год назад +11

    India is very inventive and has great incentive! I'm glad to have India as our allies 🛡️🇺🇲✝️⚔️

  • @satyamyadav298
    @satyamyadav298 Год назад +163

    Indians took "never let them know your next move" to another level...

  • @mubinzombadkar9112
    @mubinzombadkar9112 Год назад +161

    "Silly soldiers, they missed the shot"
    " *Wait, it's a torpedo, coming towards us* "

  • @sanjaygond
    @sanjaygond 7 месяцев назад +10

    Salesman: Slaps the top of the truck
    "This Badboy Can hold so much torpedoes"
    Customer - what?

  • @Solstice_AC
    @Solstice_AC Год назад +176

    When you think about it, missiles are just airborne torpedos with rocket engines attached to them

    • @prashantshukla7520
      @prashantshukla7520 Год назад +6

      Brother but they can be distributed mid air thanks to air deffence
      But how the heck will you shoot down a torpedo?
      Missile range 600km
      Torpedo range 40km

    • @HMN134
      @HMN134 Год назад +13

      Or torpedoes are just underwater missiles with propellers

    • @prashantshukla7520
      @prashantshukla7520 Год назад +3

      @@HMN134 I agree but I just have 1 question
      You are a captain of a ship and you can choose any weapon you want you have to stop SMART missiles ( torpedo missile ) how will you do it ?

    • @SuperUltimateLP
      @SuperUltimateLP Год назад +2

      ​@@prashantshukla7520 evasion...
      They are fast in the air but at sea they a bound to a way slower speed.
      The missile will be on radar and the torpedo more then likely is giving of enough sound to be located by sonar.
      Shooting it midair seems difficult.

    • @SupermanBatman798
      @SupermanBatman798 Год назад +1

      @@prashantshukla7520 A fishing net. Cheap and effective. Get 2 fishing boats to escort your aircraft carrier.

  • @divyadharsrivastava3820
    @divyadharsrivastava3820 Год назад +122

    Torpedoe: Hello! My name is Rajesh and i am here to...... booooom!!!

  • @highfbi8188
    @highfbi8188 7 месяцев назад +5

    Missile : " i identify as a torpido"

  • @user-km1xs5jp2y
    @user-km1xs5jp2y 6 месяцев назад +4

    This missile identifies as a torpedo

  • @crashjump1849
    @crashjump1849 Год назад +302

    Taiwan needs like a thousand of those 😁

    • @neelpatel4406
      @neelpatel4406 Год назад

      Taiwan won't be able to acquire it, Taiwan is not part of MTCR so India cannot give technology for missiles that has range of more than 300 km that's why even philipines got 290 km variant of shore based anti ship brahmos missiles.

    • @qawsedrftg135
      @qawsedrftg135 Год назад +7

      Only $1200 billion saar

    • @debasishpriyabrata7866
      @debasishpriyabrata7866 Год назад +22

      200 is enough to break CCP teeth

    • @debasishpriyabrata7866
      @debasishpriyabrata7866 Год назад +15

      @@qawsedrftg135 nah! 12 billion dollars will be good for 400-500

    • @qawsedrftg135
      @qawsedrftg135 Год назад +7

      @@debasishpriyabrata7866 saar itne me nai saar , chalo na apka naa mera $600 Billion saaar !!!

  • @abubalo
    @abubalo Год назад +59

    "it is not what you think"
    me: I am not thinking anything

    • @KarthickJOD
      @KarthickJOD Год назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @kylan1151
      @kylan1151 Год назад +6

      You are thinking that you are not thinking anything.

    • @2plus2equals98
      @2plus2equals98 10 месяцев назад

      ⁠@kylan1151

  • @_Moraceae
    @_Moraceae 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dominic Toretto of sea.

  • @andrewdavidson107
    @andrewdavidson107 Год назад +15

    As a indian whose uncle works as a arms enginner in HAL i can assure india has some serious shit uncovered of course not like B21 but yeah i assure you we do have serious shit we always keep our nomrie wepaons ahead so that enemy should never estimate what we are upto ever wondered how approx 200 ametican tanks by pak in 1971 got blownup by 40 old ass tanks in battle of longewala 👍

    • @Amit-qr4nf
      @Amit-qr4nf Год назад +1

      Like the INSAS rifle.
      33 yrs for TEJAS, still 60% parts imported with build cap 2/year
      Tell your uncle to be little more competent.
      Even majority of BSF soldiers don't have access to body armors or modern optics.

    • @UntitledJAY_1Q
      @UntitledJAY_1Q Год назад

      ​@@Amit-qr4nf yeah that's true.

    • @direwolf7491
      @direwolf7491 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Amit-qr4nfINSAS wasn't made by HAL SMH🤦

  • @SudhanshuSK47
    @SudhanshuSK47 Год назад +60

    Navy:- ohh look at a missile going through the sky, it's airforce responsibility not ours.
    Missile drop torpedo
    Navy :- 🥲

    • @The_Assassin_
      @The_Assassin_ Год назад

      I dont think thats how navy and airforce work bruh

  • @user-yc1vy6pt2u
    @user-yc1vy6pt2u Год назад +131

    DRDO developing a secret weapon
    random yt channel :

    • @peakhawk9641
      @peakhawk9641 Год назад

      developed....and in use

    • @ex-muslimraj8652
      @ex-muslimraj8652 Год назад

      It's not secret. What's secret is secret. This is public information

  • @valent5
    @valent5 8 месяцев назад +11

    First they have the CUM penetration shell for tanks and now SMART torpedoes for ships

    • @gyani127
      @gyani127 8 месяцев назад +1

      Haha I watched that short

  • @davids9522
    @davids9522 Год назад +12

    I FELL ASLEEP TO THIS SHORT AND NOW I WATCHED IT AND LISTENED TO IT 70000 TIMES.

  • @larkalfen4513
    @larkalfen4513 Год назад +155

    Imagine modern war machines if India was as active war participant in history 😏

    • @Maolana_ModiG
      @Maolana_ModiG Год назад +27

      2.7 million indian soldier fought in ww2

    • @larkalfen4513
      @larkalfen4513 Год назад +13

      Soldiers sent by the British overlords not since independence 🙏

    • @swapnilp5774
      @swapnilp5774 Год назад +25

      @@Maolana_ModiG true. India was dragged into WWs

    • @sohammanna7929
      @sohammanna7929 Год назад +24

      If India didn't fight in the world war, brits would've lost. No point denying that.

    • @ManojKumar-zj6lg
      @ManojKumar-zj6lg Год назад +2

      last time we did, we split pakistan into half and Americans couldn't do shit

  • @CrazyMekaMeka
    @CrazyMekaMeka Год назад +105

    Ssm: should I drop you off here sire?
    Torpedo: why that would be perfect, have a nice day.
    Ssm: have a blast!