How Asian Parents React To Report Cards VS White Parents
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- Опубликовано: 21 май 2022
- How Asian Parents React To Report Cards VS White Parents
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Reminds me of when I got 58/60 on a Maths test and my mum said to me 'Where did the other 2 marks go? Did they run away?"
So relatable dude
Same 😭
Math sucks I get beaten everytime cause of math
@@bru7569 Not quirky to stay and play roblox or smth on your 2012 tablet for 7 hours a day, pay attention to school
Confirm face problem
"I got an A in PE"
"Ok but you still fat"
This hits hard
I was laughing at that then i realized thats me
hahahaha
What is pe?
@@Meitaldetzelman physical education
@@Meitaldetzelman the class where a coach makes you exercise and play sports stuff
As an Asian, my father has been an exception. He would scold me more for not being clear on the concept rather than getting low marks. During PTMs, he would look at the wrong questions and ask me if I knew the right answer now. To him knowledge mattered more than the percentage. I think it was this attitude that always gave me a peace of mind. I did extremely well at school even coming first several times.
If only mine was like that 💀
Bro my dad scolds me for both, like if I am crystal clear on the concept but don’t get a 100% he goes, so you don’t know the concept, and if I get 100% on an exam but then the concept isn’t too clear, he yells at me “then where did this come from” and points at my test
Wholesome
Same bruv my dad always wants me to get A+ not an A @books_rule
Yep knowledge over grades. Many kids just memorize then forget everything after the exam. Not until they have a job do they realise this mistake.
I love it when you break out of the "asian" accent into a normal "American" accent. You sound like two different people
hEstOry😂
So it's not just me that noticed that and found it funny. Especially at the very end! LOL!
“okay but you’re still fat” 💀💀
*695
xd
That's so true 🤡 idk everytime when my mom scolds me and if it turns into a lecture all the bad things that I have done and my lackings that I have ever had in my life would be counted and yeah ofc it will include me being "fat" 🤡 "fat" is the main character it never gets replaced despite what mistakes I do , it always finds its way in the lectures 🤡👌
Ooool
@@kimhyejin3939 your mum sounds rude
"You go to your room and say : Hi welcome to burger king can i get your order?" Got me WHEEZING💀
Exactly
IKR 💀💀💀
FR
Lol same 🤣
Thats actually so true, My dad Told me I'm gonna work at KFC When I got 35/50
"I know you like the KFC , but I didn't know it was your Future " 🤣🤣
Asian Dad: “YOU DOCTA YET?”
Son: “No, Dad. I’m TWELVE!”
Dad: “TOK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTA!”
“Okay，let me tell you lah. A is for the abortion. So even if you get straight A's, I still wish I had an abortion."
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!
as i was reading this it played on screen
eMoTiOnAl DaMaGe
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omg you quoted the video!!! oh wait you use gacha of course you can't be original
@@mayannaise77 what do u mean that I can't be original? Are u saying that my oc is copied or something?
My dad: "how many a's?"
*"all a's"*
My dad: *looks at the report card*
*"NO A+?!*
My mom: *Looks at that report card*
"A,A,A,A,A,A,A"
My mom: "Wah lau! You failure qhy you dont even get an A* do you know A* means AVERAGE"
Wow
Our education system is even better. Its A1, A2 here. Cherry on the cake.
Me 2
I got 6 A+ and 2 B+ ....that too for biology
My father was furious
bro the exact same thing happened to me
the next two trimesters i got Bs. APPRECIATE THE GODDAMN As
As a white guy your impression is spot on, you earn one good grade and suddenly your family is convinced you'll be an academic genius for life
🤣🤣🤣
Mediocre 😂
Asian parents are not verbally expressive, mushy, and lovey-dovey, but they show love through their actions. They are very caring and will sacrifice everything for you to become greater than they were. They dont want their children to go through the same. That's why many Asian kids are compelled to become doctors, engineers, and high earners in the American workforce.
this was funny but i remember all the traumatizing experiences from report cards-
Yep…same for me
Thats why i hide them
@@unknownusernameVN don’t they need a parent or a guardian signature?
@@Elvira-jl8tv i still hide it
@@unknownusernameVN damn nice
As an Asian, I can say this is 100% true. When I was in the 1-2 grades I was afraid of coming home because I was so freaking afraid my mom would kill me for getting B on my native language class. I mean she’s told me to never come back home if I get B because that would be better than what she would do.. Long story short, she’s been killing me so many times that I’ve lost count
How many lives do you have?
Is it too late to call DHS by any chance?
this is why the countries in Asia have the highest suicide rates
Glad you have survived, and are able to vent out here
Just tune it out. The most person in your life is you, that's all the expectations you have to meet.
1:08 "ik u like da KFC, I didn't know that was ur future"
This got me rolling on the floor and my mom came to make sure I wasn't having a seizure💀t
As a Filipino who was screamed and hit at for not passing one quiz in the quarterly assessment, this is very accurate
My mom who's not even Asian is more strict about grades then my Asian dad.
As someone whos Filipino, my mom is good when I score a "C" but then my dad would just be alright but rather see atleast "B" instead
That’s so sad. 😢
😢😢😢
I’m so glad my husband and I (who are both Filipino) did NOT raise our kids in this harsh, unforgiving, heartless Asian manner, yet ALL of them earned great grades, and were accepted into university. Also Dean’s Academic List☺️
"Hey Welcome to Burger King can i take your order?" its the accent for me 💀
The fact is that it sounds too much like me.
Yeah the sudden switch up
“Hey La , Whachu get?”
And
“B stands for Burger King”
Had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
This is why Asian is the hardest difficulty, especially in Mega man. If mega man 12 comes out, I wish the hardest difficulty is asian
A stands for Amazing
B stands for buffoon
C stands for cringe
D stands for dumb
F stands for failure
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiastA stands for average
B stands for bad
C stands for crazy bad
D stands for dumpster garbage
F stands for failure of the century.
when the mom said "b!!! b!!! are you amber heard got me laughing
White girl here. My mom always was like “well it’s your future, not mine, you want to get into college, do your work, it’s not my responsibility, it’s yours.” Even in elementary school she wouldn’t “force” me to do my work just say “go do your homework” if I did, then cool if I didn’t, she’s like “well it’s not my job to be on your butt 24/7. Context: single mom 3 kids with the youngest- me, being disabled since birth, so she was exhausted all the time. But also believed in personal accountability. You become an adult no one’s gonna be on you to wake up in time and baby you forever so, better to learn to be accountable for your own mistakes now, at least when it came to grades anyway. None of my teachers thought I’d graduate- took me 8 yrs of High school but I did it.
Ok....
My mother is a mix of both- she’s like “as long as you try” then if I get a c she slaps me, if I get a b she’s like “oh..okay”.. endless it’s math then she goes off and if it’s a A she’s just like “good”
My parents told me always that i will always need math like calculus and things like
2X=6
X=3
And still i havent used them to this day outside of anything related to school
same idk if she's happy when i get an A
My mom right here 💀
relatable
this is mine in a nutshell
Josh, you are literally my favourite person when it comes to skits and it's really funny how I can relate to everything.
I guess it's our fate as Asians.
Bravo!j'adore trop drôle Merci!
@@OBjectifsFauneSauvage c'est en effet drôle, son contenu est vraiment bon que chaque fois que je regarde ses vidéos, toute ma famille rit.
We were born to be insulted by our God like parents 😂😂
@@priyankajain6476 They are not just gods, they are a whole hamper consisting of the slipper belt and in my case the broom which comes flying from the kitchen to my computer table.🤣😅
You also frnch?
I’m not even Asian, but this is so damn relatable to me, & so damn accurate EVERYTIME report cards came out.
my dad’s grading system was anything that wasn’t a perfect A+ was an F, which meant I was an idiotic, worthless failure.
💎💜!!
Ok Brittany u can stop it. Your white stop trying to fit in
It's not about Asian. It's just high expectation vs low or none when it comes to academics. High is better for you because when you come out in the world to make a living, it will be all high expectations, whether you work in a corporation or run your own business.
"What about an E?"
"E Stands for EEEDIOT"
E stands for emotional damage
since ive always got good grades, getting good grades is like a bare minimum to my mom. Reward me once in a while damn.
relate to this 💯
FRFR
ikr i never even get awarded for all the good grades i get
i have always got great report cards and they just say "good job" nothing else-
Me
@@alohaxpineapple bruh we're underappreciated unfortunately :')
I'm Central Asian and my mom acts like white parents, but I guess it's more like exception. I used to get most "A"s but at the last years it went down to 6 "A", 7 "B" and 4 "C", but all she said is just that I did all I could and I don't have to push myself. And I can just choose any profession I want(The problem is... Idk what I want to do even though I'm already 19yo). So I watch your videos just for fun, I hardly can relate 💀 I guess I'm kinda lucky with my mom
Not "kinda"
You're VERY lucky with your mom
my mom is like that as well, but i bring home straight a's and i do extra classes
That's the thing for me,
You should push yourself and try your absolute best, so then even if you fail you will have no regrets because you had tried entirely. If you work at max and get a C, that means C is your maximum, so therefore it's okay, because you tried your best
@@sevgi6026 unfortunately, I didn't know that when I was younger, I wish I knew that in middle school, It could save so many nerves :D. But now, yes, I can assess myself and I know what I deserve and what not so I don't really get upset If I don't know something and get low marks on that subject
@@p.v7098 I didn't know how other people's parents treated them until now. So I'm starting to appreciate it only now
"What are you? I'm an Asian, what are you? Are you a Bsian? What is a Bsian?"
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
White parents:
A=Amazing
B=Beautiful
Asian Parents
A=Average
B-Bad
This is hilarious.. the letter grade stands for jokes get me and the swatter had me rolling..😂
I got over an 100 on a mandarin quiz once because she puts extra credit opportunities I got a 102% my mom looked at it and was like oh, but you could have gotten a 105… 😭
SHHDHD THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME 😭😭😭
I know the feeling too, and I feel really sorry that you went through that.
EWHAT???????😭😭😭
@@i_loveaxolotls059 what?
@@indestructiblecreation6530 ahh its ok Asian parents just give so much pressure haha
I remember when I had a 99/100 on my Science test and my mom asked me "That other 1 is for you to remember you're still a failure".
The acting is on point 😂
Yup. I remember getting A's on all my subjects but my dad would yell at me to get an A+ I would try to explain to him that my grade didn't have A+ and he would yell at me that I could somehow do better. I laugh at it, but it was seriously damaging knowing that I would never be good enough.
:(
My mom was always expecting an A, but my dad really never cared.
I can agree, this is the exactly what happens to me, and they think that after yelling, we would get motivated or smt? Then they would start talking abt their past (yK what I mean) and its annoying
@Darky Kun my dad: YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE...
That is damaging indeed
Asian, if we are not in the top 5 lists, we are always considered a failure.
Nah u must be FIRST
@@dinamame ikr, gotta be first in EVERYTHING
6 asians in a class. One of them will for sure be a failure. Simple pigeonhole principle.
yes its sad
tho im not asian im not white either (i would rather not say what i am)
but i can relate
Top 5? My parents never gave me a standard that low! The bare minimum they gave me is top 1 in whole world!
Edit: then again, I failed to do that so they disowned me
He forgot to do the “HOOOOYAAAAA” at the end 😭 😭
This was relatable when I was in elementary school and middle school. If I was failing a class in those schools, this happened. Now my parents have high expectations for my grades.
Whenever I watch these skits..I feel grateful that my asian parents are more laidback..
I still remembered in primary school, I was constantly flopping. Even with tuition, it just kept dropping..the lowest I’ve ever gotten was 20+/100
On Parent Teachers Meeting day, they saw my grades and I would never forget the words they said to me. Disappointment flashed through their eyes but they looked at me and said, “Its alright, at least try to pass everything for your next exam.”
It almost felt an illusion or dream because they was always so strict with me when it comes to education..It was the first time I’ve seen them softening..For the sake of myself and my parents, of course I worked even harder and eventually got a decent score for my national examinations. Better than a pass but not up to my satisfaction.
With that score, I managed to enroll in a pretty good secondary school. And today, Im studying in a private institution upon excelling.
Genuinely thankful that I had parents who didnt keep “beating me down”, instead they gave a pat on my back and encouraged me throughout my journey. There’s still a long way to go but, I will keep striving to do my best in everything.
Thank you mummy and papa.
Damn I"m Asian (From Hong Kong) and I can also relate that my parents are quite laidback
😊😃👍👏🙏💪🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Same
Amen.
That's lovely, I'm grateful for my parents too🎂💐💐💐good luck on your journey!🙌🙌👍👍
My Korean neighbors were the best ever. We didn’t speak each other’s language but spoke the language of gardening. I miss them. But who knew they were putting their 13 grandchildren through all this?! 🤣😂🤣😂
Omg korean with 13 grandkids that's rare
Bro we have the same story :O
Don't assume that they did, not everyone is the same, even in the same ethnic group.
not all Asian parents are that daft
most of them are
@@margaritakleinman5701 it is a joke.
I love the fact that he can have a asian accent as well as a american accent xD
He is Asian American, so why not?
Damn this is way too relatable. Got an A- in a subject in uni, and that dropped my CGPA. Called my mom and she said, "A- ?? A- ??? Why cant you get an A?"
"then why does the cafe starts with a c rather than a k?"
"huh?"
"exactly!"
LMAOOOO i thought c would stand for crap or sthing but this one is way too funnier
OMG ha ha replacing the ‘k’ with a ‘c’ Kafè and Cill 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🍧
Then D for doctor, right?! That one got me. Man you are immediately talented and your style of comedy appeals to a lot of people. You should try stand up comedy.
"you waste of space" 😂😂😂
Yep. Watched my asian friends have meltdowns, panic attacks, scared to go home, contemplating ridiculous study methods to get grades up…One girl cried and screamed in class right before we were to start a test “I CAN’T GET A B!!!”, dry heaved and then ran to the bathroom. No joke.
2:11 the way you changed voices so quickly 😭
Asian accent transitioning to fast food employee American accent
😂😂😂😂😂 I love the pink shirt and the "emotional damage" she causes... And your voice is so smooth and baritone...
Bro explained my childhood in 2 minutes
My dad is always like "anything above 70% I'll be so pleased anything less is okay as long as you tried your best" but my mum is always saying "anything below 90% is terrible do u want to work in McDonald's or tescos" LOL
damn anything above 70%?? my parents would kill me for below 95% (；・∀ ・)
@@lunarpop_ haha my dad is white so it doesn't matter too much but for my Filipina mum she goes crazy
@@lunarpop_ same if i got even a 99 my parents will bE MAD
My mom says “TOP OF THE CLASS OF I’LL KEEEELLLL YOU”
“Anything above 70% I’ll be so plead” tf you living? Atlantis???
If you are a kid going through this type of parenting, just know that: Your parents probably went through the same thing and they are repeating the cycle. The best thing you can do for your future kids, if any, is to stop the cycle. Give them discipline and a sense of self-worth, but not abuse 🙏❤️
Facts 💯
Oh I just decided not to have kids.
nah abuse is the way to go, im joking
Great advice
@@sakuradey6271 Me neither, i'd rather raise a cat than a child
Your videos make my day 😂
Grading scale:
A: Average
B: Bad
C: Coronation Disease
D: No Dinner
F: Failure
I'm laughing but crying in the inside. Even if I'm already "finished" school and get barely any good grade. This still hits me hard on the heart due to the constant reminder on how much of a failure I am. 😂😭
You are not a failure and don't let anyone make you think that. Have faith and confidence in yourself.
@@margaritakleinman5701 exactly sis!
You're not.You're just impatient about yourself. Be patient,work hard,and keep faith. If didn't work do it again and again. Be patient cuz massive success always needs massive hard work and patience it can may take alot of time for the succsess.And don't care about what people say!they're gonna criticize you no matter what.So just do what I said.I believe in you. You can do it if listen to me.☺️☺️☺️
@@ErfanunNesa Great advice!!
@@ErfanunNesa Thanks
"B! B! My dog stepped on my bee 😩😣" had me wheezing 💀💀
I keep wanting to blot the grease/shine off Josh’s face anytime I see his videos 😂
Not just Asian parents, haha. As a teacher, I sat in on a couple of conferences like this with a guy who came from Africa to the States. His kid was good in math, just not perfect. His response to her report card: “Why my daughter like to fail?” I tried to explain that B+ wasn’t a failing grade only to quickly learn that, in his house, it most certainly was.
You should have called cps
@@RoyalZ2504 💀💀💀
The roast was so funny” I wanted an aboortion but I couldn’t so yo y were born”
@@RoyalZ2504for what? demanding excellence?
@@jazzxgray that is incredibly toxic towards the kids.
I love how he went from an accent to the most American sounding “Hi welcome to Burger King”
0:06, yeah no, it just feels oddly wrong to hear those word from a mom after he said what he got
This man needs to do a mom reveal asap, it would be his funniest video 😂
LMAO-
"you're still fat"
Wow just like in the simulations
No
I'm white and my dad acted like Asian parents with report cards. "A-? Why isn't this an A+? What's wrong with you? " 45 minute lecture on everything he thought I could do to bring that up.
I once got a 98% on my very final result, when my parents saw it they were like "why did you lose marks in Sciecne and Math? Do better next year" and it's starting to make me think Asian parents mostly care about their child's grades and theirbfuture job rather than their emotional and mental health :>
Asian parents can never be satisfied with your grades. Every Asian kid can understand this pain.
got a 95 in science this quarter, there goes 2 weeks of video games
As an Basian kid I can’t relate
As a Filipino who recently got hit on the head by a slipper for getting an 99 instead of 100 average on my report card, i can confirm that this is accurate.
Atleast I got line of 8, but its not enough!
BROOOO I'M LUCKY MY PARENTS ARE HAPPY WITH WHATEVER GRADE I GET 💀
@@youraveragephesh3173 goodjob for having f-!
Hm im filipino pretty relatable
@@youraveragephesh3173WHAT?? I LITERALLY GOT 99.98 AND I GOT LECTURED FOR LIKE 10 HOURS STRAIGHT!!
i like how they're both overly exaggerated
Ah
Once I got 39/40 in math
My parents - where's the 1 number ?
My dog stepped on a bee 😂
As a kid with Asian parents myself I can say this is 101% accurate.
“No matter what happens, mommy and daddy loves yo-“
“The IRS wants me for committing Tax Fraud”
Bruh even African parents if they found out my grades I'd get an ass whopping😭🙏
*The B’s make you honey and the A’s make you money*
“ *ik u like kfc i didnt know it was ur future* “ literally killed me 💀🖐
As an Asian I remember I got 93% in my high school year boards exam but still it was lowest marks according to my dad because his friend's daughter got 96% 💀...
The bane of every Indian child - marks of friends' children
As always the last cry huuuuuuuuu is crazy bt cute at the same time❤ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i remember my 10th offline board result in which i got above 96 in math, english and social sciences.
my mother was upset at the score of a 89 in science and 88 in hindi, when she herself encouraged me not to take science and choose humanities (which i did).
says a lot about asian parents ig
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lmao i remember in my twelfth term-1 boards i scored 35/35 in psychology and biology but 33 in chemistry and 31 in physics. all my mom was said "yeah, yeah good but what about chemistry and physics they're the main subjects you should've scored good in them as well" 💀💀
2:06 his crying sound
Had such a good laugh. I would ask my daughter why she had made a C on her work and she would reply " at least it wasn't a D."
Lord have mercy!
Haha and the dude looks like he can fill both the role as the dad and mom too!
No- I'm white- but my mom is almost exactly like this. C is instant death, B is showering me with guilt and an A she's like wowww look at that. Quarantine messed me up though- now my best grade is a C- maybe a B- but rarely-
Anyways- these are hilarious! Definitely my go to for a good laugh! Keep it up!
Lol my parents are in between 😂 In 5th grade, my grade teacher did a lot of extra school shit. She made us read children’s newspapers and tested us on words in the newspaper’s “new word” section every Monday. I didn’t study since it was more of an extra curricular activity and got 55/100. My parents saw the score and they were shocked 😳 I mean, the test itself had nothing to do with actual school report card grades. It was just something the teacher did for fun.
Well. Starting the next week, my dad reminded me to study on Sunday night and woke me up at 5:30~6 am every Monday so I could study for at least an hour before going to school at 8:30. All because of extra curricular test. I was 11.
I attended a private French school many moons ago, when every month we were classified according to our monthly exams (yes!). Once I was second in my class (I was usually top of the class). My parents asked me why I was not first, second was not an option.
NAH…….Bro still sees the shadows in his room. 😂
The way Josh's voice changed when he said "Welcome to burger king can I get your order?"
0:52..."B 😲? B 🤔? Are you Amber Heard?" That doesn't make any sense? - 'My dog stepped on a BEE AHH😫' 😂🤣🤣😂🤣
I HAVE BEEN STUCK ON THIS PART FOR 5 MINS NOW HELP PLEASE 🤣😂😂🤣😫😭😭😭😭
Literally, I met a Chinese mom who has a 9 grader yesterday. She was crying that her son got B in ceramic class.
He got As in all other classes.
My parents don’t make me show them my report card, so for me the asian one is just my brain to me lol.
Not the amber heard joke-💀💀😭
This brings back memories of the time when my mom saw my report card and saw nothing but 100s, until she came to the end and saw one 97. She was really confused and questioned me on how that happened, it was scary 😦. I was literally praying to just die in that moment.
Heartbraking
i feel ya*100
Lol this happened with me maths, science,sst full.. English just 3 Mark's less and my native language 5 marks less
I lost my treat after my mom saw my native language marks 🙂 and I studied all day
As long as I get an A my parents don’t really care…
One parent killed their child because the child got 99/100
D for doctor was the best part 😂😂😂
Same reaction from Indian parents. Once I got 19/20 in a test in Chemistry and when my Father met my teacher ,he said that I should have scored 20/20. My teacher answered that if you find 19/20 less than he has no comments.
"my dog stepped on a bEEEEE"
"oh"
Oh boy, the trauma was REAL, I'd hand my report card to my dad and just stand there, shuddering each time I heard the neighbor's kid scream (report card + his dad's belt) expecting a fist at any moment. I guess it's just an Asian thing coz as far as I remember, we were both at the top of our classes lol
I had a friend whose parents were obsessed with her grades. She got the star role in the school play and her parents made her quit because she got a B+ in trig. She had to have surgery for a bleeding ulcer in HS. She became a doctor because her parents insisted on it. She hated it and never practiced medicine.
Asian here and I get the same treatment when it comes to grades, it comes to the point that I can’t bring myself to cry anymore whenever they get mad at me. They get mad, give me some sob story from their past, and lecture me on my future while I’m just sitting there taking it all in and thinking “Are you done? Can I go now?”
A: average
B: below average
C: can't have dinner
D: don't come home
F: find a new family
Ironically enough, this is part of why I’m now in trauma therapy and experienced cognitive dissonance since I was 6. Way to go, parents who only strive for perfection.
That's really sad. Your parents did you wrong. But I'm sure you can do it. YOu can get better :)
I just love HOW the Asian mom suddenly loses her accent when she does the impression of a Burger King employee’s greeting! LMFAO.
This is guy should be on SNL! OMG I laughed so hard at this!
Eng:Cafè
German : Kaffe
1:48
I’m Asian but my parents act like the mix between white parents and Asian parents.
They’re not strict about grades but they do want me to succeed.
It's relatable, but listening these words every time my body & my mind is almost immune and I just handel it with a smile