We were in Walmart and my son saw a woman with an eye patch at the far end of the aisle. He yelled quite loudly... look mom! A pirate!!! I wanted to die. My husband was farther than the woman and silently laughed. I apologized and the woman said no worries but I still wanted to melt right there
I have a story like that. When me and my brothers were all fairly young, my older brother once taught my little brother the word "H**ker." He thought it was hilarious when my little brother ran around the house saying "H**ker! H**ker!" But in a similar time frame, while my little brother was still running around saying "H**ker!" My parents had ordered a pizza, and when the pizza lady came to our house to give us our food, my little brother pointed right at her and said, "H**ker!!" I wasn't old enough to remember this story, but my mom had recounted this story to us a couple of times and told us how humiliating it was to have her tiny, adorable baby pointing at a random woman and calling her a "H**ker" when she was just trying to give us our food. (For minimum wage + tips.)
When I was a teenager my mother always used to complain about my room smelling, typically of food. Im introverted and she was a terrible person that I couldn't stand being around anyway so I often brought meals to my room to eat alone. One day she joked about my smelly room at a family get together, assumably hoping to embarrass me at family such into somehow fixing it. That smug look on her face dropped pretty quick when I kneejerk blurted back "your room smells like what I can only assume is the smell of sex and its not amazing either". Family lost it laughing and I never heard about my smelly room again.
Around the time my mom was pregnant with my brother, my younger sister had just learned that babies grow in a mother’s stomach. One day, we were in a store and she came up to a larger woman and asked her, “You have baby in your belly too?”
I needed to get command strips to hang up all of our coats my 7yr old was in the shopping cart and asked me what we were buying i told him coat hooks and he said very loudy in a sing songy voice "WE ARE BUYING HOOKERS".... i wanted to turn invisible. He loved changing the end of words so hook was hookers, fishes turned to fishies ect... It took me a month to finally get him to stop calling his pants panties.... For context he knew the correct word he was trying to be cute
I was kind of like that as a kid lol. Except I just called everything kitty. Cat? Kitty. Dog? Kitty. Horse? Kitty. Cow? Kitty. Pig? Kitty. Hamster? Kitty. My father? Kitty. Me? Kitty. _EVERYTHING_ was kitty. Everything also meowed....including myself. I knew what the real names of everything was...and what sound the animals actually made (except for myself...I still meowed)....I was just _REALLY_ obsessed with cats and as such wanted everything to be a cat and make cat noises. I still call my dogs cats because their yorkies and their ears look more like cat ears than dog ears....and because my personal dog outright acts like (and I believe thinks she is) a cat (she pounces like a cat, likes hunting bugs, birds, and reptiles/amphibians...but not like a dog would....like a cat would, she bats at toys the way a cat would play with a ball of yarn...she just acts like a cat....which is weird because she's rarely around cats)... Also, in case anyone is wondering....no, I'm not a furry....I'm just autistic with a hyper fixation on cats that made me act like them when I was younger....
We were in the meat department of a Meijer store looking at chicken breast and my son Vary loudly asked where the chickens nipples were. I turned red and told him they don't have any. 😂😂😂 Then he loudly asked me why chicken breast didn't have nipples.😂😂😂 For context I had just had his little brother and was breastfeeding him. So him at 4y had overheard conversations about breast milk and had heard me tell my friend that my nipples were sore. Which led to me explain to him what nipples and breasts were. Because it was either that or he would go and ask anyone who would listen and I do mean anyone including his daycare staff 😂😂😂😂😂
When I was like 3 my mom was really big and never worked out, and we went into a target to go clothes shopping. My mom found a dress she really liked and asked me how she looked… I said she looked like a gorilla… 😭🤚
My hubby and I were both very audacious like that as kids. I'm mentally preparing for ours to be even worse. We were commenting on our aunts moustache and how fat our moms were as kids.
@@assillehmaidi2104 karma is real. I used to talk shit on anorexic girls so I got anorexia. My life likes to make sure I get karma but also likes to make sure people who hurt me get karma.
The other adults in the family should be embarrassed for being tricked by the wishful thinking of a child. The daughter is sweet and OP should milk this situation for years to come. Your daughter gave you a smart comeback that you can use at least until the daughter goes to college. 😂
My parents were passing a Taco Bell. My 6yo daughter told my mom that "Mommy doesn't eat there because the food is poison". I told my mom that you could possibly get food poisoning from our local TB and I was saying that to my 18 yo. Then today, we passed a TB and said the same thing to my friend. I explained to my friend what she said to my parents and what I actually said. She's a goof, but I love her.
Bro is it just me or is it when you are an only child you want siblings so badly but sometimes when you do have siblings you wish you where an only child
In Sweden we have special liquor stores (systembolaget) and those are the only places you can buy alcohol I was there with my youngest son 4 years old and bought different types of beer to taste for fun, my son comes running with a big bottle of wine and shouting to me “mama mama buy this to so you can get a little bit drunk” I watched around and looked for that child’s parents 😂😂😂
When my son was 5 we enrolled him at the closest Montessori . One of the assistants was a Muslim woman who wore parda ( the hijab with veil , eyes is the only thing u can see ) .. day 2 , my son comes home and says to me : the teacher with the mask took her mask off and she has a real face under the mask 😂😂😂.... When I was 35 , I started getting hyper pigmentation on my face . My nephew was 4 at the time and asked me why do I have mud on my face 😂😂.. while all the adults were lying to me about the severity of my pigmentation , all telling me its not bad and i should not be so insecure and depressed about it , my nephew innocently told me the truth as he thought I have mud on my face lol . I laughed and cried at the same time .. lol kids tell you like it is .
A friend, my kiddo, and I went to the city to go shopping. My friend wanted to go to La Sanza, so we went in. From across the store my kiddo holds up the skaniest pair of red lace panties (not sure there was enough fabric to call them that), then says "What about these?" I have never wanted to be invisible more than at that moment. The entire store looked at them. I told my friend we would wait for her outside on the bench.
The most embarrassing thing i've said, well I wouldn't say it's embarrassing.But one time I Was just walking away from home at the age of like five and my dad was trying to follow me and someone asked if I know that man and I said no, luckily, my dad had my birth certificate and pictures of me and him, but if he didn't, I probably would've just walked away
THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH ME ok so like not rlly but my sister js told everyone my mom was having a baby but she wasn’t and then she found out that she actually was pregnant with me a few mi on the latrr
THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED AT THOSE LAST WORDS 💀😭
Omg same!😭
OML I SPIT OUT MY WATER 😭
That Mom : 👁️ 👄 👁️
That child: 👊💥💥🤕🤕
I laughed too hard at this
I had the same reaction as the mom
@@ShadowBladee1 No! 😂😂
Also that mom: 🔫
We were in Walmart and my son saw a woman with an eye patch at the far end of the aisle. He yelled quite loudly... look mom! A pirate!!! I wanted to die. My husband was farther than the woman and silently laughed. I apologized and the woman said no worries but I still wanted to melt right there
OH 😭
Ya but if he didn't point it out the pirate could have made you walk the plank
He saves your life
I would have played along like "Arr! Me cover is blown!" and ducked into another aisle.
My son said the same thing about a man with an eye patch at a restaurant. He was a gem and played along. He didn't mind, but I was embarrassed. 😅
I checked your acc and I got jumpscaeed
acc = account
MOMMY ISN’T PREGNANT SHE JUST GETTING FAT BECAUSE WE EAT LOTS OF CHOCOLATE AND TURKEY WITH STUFFING
got me dying😂😂😂
“Mommy isn’t pregnant she’s just getting fat” every kid thought this at a point I feel
@@SkaSka507Not me 😔😔😔
That girl is gonna grow up to be quite the good roaster
Not my kid but my niece yelled really loud at the park where everyone could hear “aunty your bum is bigger then my mummy’s” 😅
😂😂😂
That is very fashionable today!
OH MAN LMFAO
Lol who raised this kid😂
Evidently the mother
@@sportsloverbaseball it’s a joke
The mom’s own fault for this incident 😂
@@ThatOneMetaIhead Sorry if that came across as serious, I was playing onto the joke.
@@sportsloverbaseball oh, my bad then. it’s honestly hard to tell when people are joking in the comments nowadays. sorry!
I have a story like that.
When me and my brothers were all fairly young, my older brother once taught my little brother the word "H**ker."
He thought it was hilarious when my little brother ran around the house saying "H**ker! H**ker!" But in a similar time frame, while my little brother was still running around saying "H**ker!" My parents had ordered a pizza, and when the pizza lady came to our house to give us our food, my little brother pointed right at her and said, "H**ker!!"
I wasn't old enough to remember this story, but my mom had recounted this story to us a couple of times and told us how humiliating it was to have her tiny, adorable baby pointing at a random woman and calling her a "H**ker" when she was just trying to give us our food. (For minimum wage + tips.)
Wait what's the word
@@GothicRoseRH H**ker? Imagine two Os.
@@GothicRoseRHhooker
LMAO
Nah that kid really went “nvm yall my mom is just a fat ass”
That kid is SAVAGE 🤣🤣
This is why I want children.
When I was a teenager my mother always used to complain about my room smelling, typically of food. Im introverted and she was a terrible person that I couldn't stand being around anyway so I often brought meals to my room to eat alone. One day she joked about my smelly room at a family get together, assumably hoping to embarrass me at family such into somehow fixing it. That smug look on her face dropped pretty quick when I kneejerk blurted back "your room smells like what I can only assume is the smell of sex and its not amazing either". Family lost it laughing and I never heard about my smelly room again.
Suddenly that old adage of children should be seen and not heard, makes sense
That kid’s gonna get a 1 way ticket to the orphanage after that 💀
💀
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 😂😂
That kids a menace
Around the time my mom was pregnant with my brother, my younger sister had just learned that babies grow in a mother’s stomach. One day, we were in a store and she came up to a larger woman and asked her, “You have baby in your belly too?”
LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
This is why i never want kids 😂
"MOMMY ISNT PREGANT SHES JUST GETTING FAT BECAUSE WE EAT LOTS OF CHOCOLATE AND TURKEY WITH STUFFING" i laughed so hard i started coughing😂😂😂
Asking for Beer without saying the full word of Root-beer in the store in front of a crowd. The 7-year-old knew what she was doing.
I needed to get command strips to hang up all of our coats my 7yr old was in the shopping cart and asked me what we were buying i told him coat hooks and he said very loudy in a sing songy voice "WE ARE BUYING HOOKERS".... i wanted to turn invisible.
He loved changing the end of words so hook was hookers, fishes turned to fishies ect... It took me a month to finally get him to stop calling his pants panties.... For context he knew the correct word he was trying to be cute
Pffft- 🤣😭
The amount of looks you’ve probably gotten 😂
I was kind of like that as a kid lol.
Except I just called everything kitty. Cat? Kitty. Dog? Kitty. Horse? Kitty. Cow? Kitty. Pig? Kitty. Hamster? Kitty. My father? Kitty. Me? Kitty.
_EVERYTHING_ was kitty. Everything also meowed....including myself.
I knew what the real names of everything was...and what sound the animals actually made (except for myself...I still meowed)....I was just _REALLY_ obsessed with cats and as such wanted everything to be a cat and make cat noises. I still call my dogs cats because their yorkies and their ears look more like cat ears than dog ears....and because my personal dog outright acts like (and I believe thinks she is) a cat (she pounces like a cat, likes hunting bugs, birds, and reptiles/amphibians...but not like a dog would....like a cat would, she bats at toys the way a cat would play with a ball of yarn...she just acts like a cat....which is weird because she's rarely around cats)...
Also, in case anyone is wondering....no, I'm not a furry....I'm just autistic with a hyper fixation on cats that made me act like them when I was younger....
@@diamondseraph9369 This is so sweet 😭
@@diamondseraph9369i still do this and i’m 12
We were in the meat department of a Meijer store looking at chicken breast and my son Vary loudly asked where the chickens nipples were. I turned red and told him they don't have any. 😂😂😂 Then he loudly asked me why chicken breast didn't have nipples.😂😂😂 For context I had just had his little brother and was breastfeeding him. So him at 4y had overheard conversations about breast milk and had heard me tell my friend that my nipples were sore. Which led to me explain to him what nipples and breasts were. Because it was either that or he would go and ask anyone who would listen and I do mean anyone including his daycare staff 😂😂😂😂😂
How to get possibly disowned 101
🤣🤣😔
If i was op, i would pass away right there 😂
When I was like 3 my mom was really big and never worked out, and we went into a target to go clothes shopping. My mom found a dress she really liked and asked me how she looked… I said she looked like a gorilla… 😭🤚
Damn, at least you were honest 😂
My hubby and I were both very audacious like that as kids. I'm mentally preparing for ours to be even worse. We were commenting on our aunts moustache and how fat our moms were as kids.
You and your husband should start praying that Karma isn't real. 💀 😂
@@assillehmaidi2104 karma is real. I used to talk shit on anorexic girls so I got anorexia. My life likes to make sure I get karma but also likes to make sure people who hurt me get karma.
The other adults in the family should be embarrassed for being tricked by the wishful thinking of a child. The daughter is sweet and OP should milk this situation for years to come. Your daughter gave you a smart comeback that you can use at least until the daughter goes to college. 😂
My parents were passing a Taco Bell. My 6yo daughter told my mom that "Mommy doesn't eat there because the food is poison". I told my mom that you could possibly get food poisoning from our local TB and I was saying that to my 18 yo.
Then today, we passed a TB and said the same thing to my friend. I explained to my friend what she said to my parents and what I actually said. She's a goof, but I love her.
That kid’s last sentence was actually funny😂❤
Immediate grounding
Bro is it just me or is it when you are an only child you want siblings so badly but sometimes when you do have siblings you wish you where an only child
THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED AT THOSE LAST WORDS 💀💀
You don't know what's worst - what she said to the relative's or what she said afterwards 😂😂😂
In Sweden we have special liquor stores (systembolaget) and those are the only places you can buy alcohol I was there with my youngest son 4 years old and bought different types of beer to taste for fun, my son comes running with a big bottle of wine and shouting to me “mama mama buy this to so you can get a little bit drunk” I watched around and looked for that child’s parents 😂😂😂
Omg my brother asked my pregnant teacher if she was pregnant or fat! Like lmao
The way the last words started getting aggressive😭🤚
“Officer, i drop kicked that child out of self defense!”
I would honestly die laughing😂😂😂
“Mommy is just fat”😂
That’s when I said my daughter isn’t grounded. She’s just confined to her room for the next 18 years.
My little sis called my dad gay cuz she thought it meant weird
I went over to my to my little cousins house and he was riding on a vacuum and saying all hail the Queen Fart FARt
When my son was 5 we enrolled him at the closest Montessori . One of the assistants was a Muslim woman who wore parda ( the hijab with veil , eyes is the only thing u can see ) .. day 2 , my son comes home and says to me : the teacher with the mask took her mask off and she has a real face under the mask 😂😂😂.... When I was 35 , I started getting hyper pigmentation on my face . My nephew was 4 at the time and asked me why do I have mud on my face 😂😂.. while all the adults were lying to me about the severity of my pigmentation , all telling me its not bad and i should not be so insecure and depressed about it , my nephew innocently told me the truth as he thought I have mud on my face lol . I laughed and cried at the same time .. lol kids tell you like it is .
She hit two birds with one stone 😂
Omg. How old was she?
Probably 6 or 7
@RoisinThomson2023they said that the child was in school, so they probably were 6-7 range.
@@Userwiwiwiieiwiwieiieieoeieiuecould have been preschool teacher
@@Userwiwiwiieiwiwieiieieoeieiue in most countries you can be 4-5 and in school?
@RoisinThomson2023 possible
The way my jaw dropped at the end 😮
That kid was adorable though
A friend, my kiddo, and I went to the city to go shopping. My friend wanted to go to La Sanza, so we went in. From across the store my kiddo holds up the skaniest pair of red lace panties (not sure there was enough fabric to call them that), then says "What about these?" I have never wanted to be invisible more than at that moment. The entire store looked at them. I told my friend we would wait for her outside on the bench.
Bro if I was her I would disappeared in 0.01 secs when she said I'm getting fat
Nah if that were me and my mom I would’ve been thrown across the room 😳
Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂
👁️👄👁️ I’m crying!!!!
That’s crazy 💀
At the last moment I just started screaming "O KURWAAAAAAA"
I did the same thing when I was younger but all I told was my teachers 😅
The mom:👁️👄👁️wtf
The mom:👁 👁
The most embarrassing thing i've said, well I wouldn't say it's embarrassing.But one time I Was just walking away from home at the age of like five and my dad was trying to follow me and someone asked if I know that man and I said no, luckily, my dad had my birth certificate and pictures of me and him, but if he didn't, I probably would've just walked away
give the recipe for the cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom is not pregnant she’s just getting ✨fat✨ 💅💅
The mom:👁👄👁
😂😂😂
why did the ai voice get crazy at the end
I am getting diabetes just watching this video
I would siad gave siad that too 😂😂😂
She’s not wrong though
Mine said that they were gay
Adoption centre
Can you put the recipe on the top of the screen please
Let’s fucking go??
THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH ME ok so like not rlly but my sister js told everyone my mom was having a baby but she wasn’t and then she found out that she actually was pregnant with me a few mi on the latrr
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What a crap story 😂😂😂😂
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@@Inferno-Editz-09 sorry i had to try it out
@@Honeyglazedchicken sad
@@myBasse23 💀💀
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