The Deranged Gator Boy Experience | Escape From Tarkov

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
  • Straight out of the abyssal bayou comes the gun slinging gang known as the Gator Boys who found themselves lost in the land or Tarkov with a simple quest. Find them' gators.
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  • @openthinker6562
    @openthinker6562 2 года назад +2083

    Imagine being some survivor in Tarkov, fighting against armed mercenaries and highly trained specialists, just trying to survive, only to overhear a bunch of heavy drawling about taking down some "Gators" and retrieving meth, before a bunch of goobers walk in with double barrel shotguns...

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er 2 года назад +114

      Murica

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 2 года назад +84

      @@dj11o9er FUCK YEAH!

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 года назад +48

      Nah, a mix of Florida and Texas with shotguns

    • @ryantomer4126
      @ryantomer4126 2 года назад +46

      @@gmailquinn So Louisiana?

    • @darkrite9000
      @darkrite9000 2 года назад +26

      I believe that's when you know you're in actual hell, hearing gator boys when you aren't anywhere near the marshes.

  • @fernandomarques5166
    @fernandomarques5166 2 года назад +856

    "I'm actually a secret agent for the ATF"
    followed by just the raw reaction
    "oh WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY CLEETUS"
    Had me rolling on floor, THAT was just perfection

    • @brad1169
      @brad1169 2 года назад +26

      He's mad because cleetus likes killing dogs.

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius 2 года назад +849

    _"The gator's got nades!"_
    Never expected to hear such a sentence in my life lmao.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 2 года назад +18

      @@jimothybilliams334 *never been to Louisiana during Mardi Gras

    • @isosev
      @isosev 2 года назад +15

      Sounds like a normal day in Florida to me.
      :)

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 2 года назад +4

      Grigori Gator Crocodil has fkin nades

    • @lag9357
      @lag9357 2 года назад +5

      going to put that in my list of "sentence that i never thought i say/read or heard"

    • @guardian0151
      @guardian0151 2 года назад +2

      Same level as "Look, a shark eatin a cheese burger!"

  • @wolfwalker4585
    @wolfwalker4585 2 года назад +437

    3:03
    "OH YOU FUCKED UP NOW BOY!"
    * blows the guys fucking shins off *
    That was amazing, and it is also the reason why I love shotguns, since every time someone gets close to you, that line is more or less what goes through my head seconds before I give the surrounding area a fresh coat of paint

    • @iamnadexey
      @iamnadexey 2 года назад +28

      Probably my favourite moment of the video too. If I met someone in Tarkov who screamed "OH YOU FUCKED UP NOW BOI" and proceeded to kneecap me with a 12 gauge, I would probably shit myself.

    • @peteralamares8819
      @peteralamares8819 2 года назад

      You can't reason with cruel and unusual punishment with the Gator Boys after you messed with them first and they shoot your shins out from under you. Beware the Gator Boys!

  • @da_riceboy161
    @da_riceboy161 2 года назад +928

    As a Louisianan, I support the intro about the gators. I always said:
    What’s the difference between Louisianans and Floridians?
    Louisianans treat their gators like SEAL Team 6 hunting Bin Laden down. The Floridians treat their gators like they’re either the pets, weapons, or the state militia.

    • @buttahXD
      @buttahXD 2 года назад +132

      As a Floridian, I completely agree. I have 15 gators for assault duties.

    • @cloroxusthestainlessone4324
      @cloroxusthestainlessone4324 2 года назад +93

      @@buttahXD tactical assault gators

    • @buttahXD
      @buttahXD 2 года назад +1

      @@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 trained exclusively to be thrown at ATF fedbois

    • @willlord7220
      @willlord7220 2 года назад +47

      @@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 if that’s the case I’ve been playing Tag wrong for the past 20 years

    • @yeetguy4635
      @yeetguy4635 2 года назад +35

      If you dont have bunch of gators as a fireteam why live bröther

  • @haonsuni8146
    @haonsuni8146 2 года назад +901

    I now wanna see a code name squad in Ignis, like a black-ops squad of the most unhinged loonies meant for the most batshit crazy missions. Like say you guys did an Halo or Resistance op and started turning into another Battle at Provins bit, and just over the radio you hear command say "All units be advised The Gator Boys have been deployed," as if it was a missile launch or some shit lmao

    • @MrDinmaker
      @MrDinmaker 2 года назад +100

      I think that's the logi team and the air force working together

    • @zachm9202
      @zachm9202 2 года назад +61

      A team of psychopathic lunatics? Ignis

    • @bigboy6293
      @bigboy6293 2 года назад +18

      I like this plan

    • @vanhende
      @vanhende 2 года назад +68

      "All units be advised The Gator Boys have been deployed,"
      and then you just see some Rambo badass,
      tear of his sunglasses with an expression of true terror..

    • @haonsuni8146
      @haonsuni8146 2 года назад

      @@vanhende You see him jumping out of a gunship in midair screamin like Sly Marbo, even on the coms you just hear "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  • @RubixRaptor
    @RubixRaptor  2 года назад +494

    The gators boys know no equal. Was a super fun sojourn through Tarkov so thanks everyone for stopping by! If end up enjoying it, slap a like on it. Helps a bunch

    • @dudenamedecho
      @dudenamedecho 2 года назад +3

      Rubix what arma 3 mod is this???????????

    • @me_caveman2540
      @me_caveman2540 2 года назад +2

      The first 37 seconds alone is amazing. I love your videos. never stop.

    • @catking9915
      @catking9915 2 года назад

      What the hell is this video doing next.

    • @Syndex_
      @Syndex_ 2 года назад

      I have a question why do you always use the medical tab in ace and not the medical menu juts a weird thought

    • @thescavenger9513
      @thescavenger9513 2 года назад

      Love your content Jay, makes me laugh my ass off every time! Would you mind if I took clips of your content and animated them in lego? Cheers from Colorado!

  • @peteralamares8819
    @peteralamares8819 2 года назад +163

    8:17 - Gems saying "railway", as if confused, then immediately becomes a monkey or something, as shots are fired, is, in my opinion, so hilarious. Then again, so is the whole "gator boys" metabolism, I think you'll know what I mean more than I do, is also quite funny.
    RubixRaptor and friends, you make my day brighter with each video.

    • @elementalgamer0732
      @elementalgamer0732 2 года назад +10

      Gems was startled so badly he temporarily returned to monkey in blind panic.

  • @ravenguard047
    @ravenguard047 2 года назад +64

    4:03 That has got to be the most elegant freakout I’ve ever heard!

  • @thecobracommander169
    @thecobracommander169 2 года назад +78

    The tonal whiplash from "LAST STAAAAND" to "AUEGH" perfectly describes the whole video

  • @jacobridgeway2849
    @jacobridgeway2849 2 года назад +27

    1:05 That "LAST STAND" followed by getting gunned down immediately had me laughing.

  • @bmg50barrett74
    @bmg50barrett74 2 года назад +362

    Raptor brining us gold star content week after week. This man cannot be stopped.

  • @CaptainRhodor
    @CaptainRhodor 2 года назад +632

    VOIP + Tarkov + Ignis chaotic stupidity = my ribs breaking and my hernia coming back. The gator bois said some things my own relatives from the Deep South have also said unironically XD
    Also, I love that in-game VC allows folks to coordinate against exit campers. As god intended.

    • @Psyrus88
      @Psyrus88 2 года назад +28

      File a restraining order against your hernia, that way it won't come back.

    • @thejestor9378
      @thejestor9378 2 года назад +15

      They really did and I love it. Too bad they ain’t got the short hand down pat, else it be full swamp authentic.

  • @porkinsdlx5764
    @porkinsdlx5764 2 года назад +62

    'if you're up for watching my friends and I be idiots for 10 minutes' Jay, that's literally why we're all here!

  • @thenozone2654
    @thenozone2654 2 года назад +169

    Ivan listen to me, if you see anyone speaking in a southern american accent and wearing green, run away. its the fellow group called the gator boys.

    • @mashedpota-toe2111
      @mashedpota-toe2111 2 года назад +8

      This going to be my new PTSD and Nightmare at the same time may God have mercy upon our wretched Souls

    • @thenozone2654
      @thenozone2654 2 года назад

      @@mashedpota-toe2111 hell yeah brother

    • @mashedpota-toe2111
      @mashedpota-toe2111 2 года назад

      @@thenozone2654 lol

  • @Mbbigum
    @Mbbigum 2 года назад +42

    As someone who genuinely love every aspects of you guys Arma videos - This was perhaps one of the better "spin-offs" you've done. This was Terry with a deadman nuke switch levels of humor.

  • @geoffreybell4545
    @geoffreybell4545 2 года назад +19

    The return to monke at 8:20 had me in stitches.

  • @niknaktom
    @niknaktom 2 года назад +21

    1:09 already had me in tears of laughter!

  • @alphanoodle1877
    @alphanoodle1877 2 года назад +147

    I feel like every moment I experience rubix raptor, I feel my brain slowly turn into kroger's brand pistachio flavored jello
    It is a good pain

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 2 года назад +11

      I can feel the warp overtaking me... do you hear the voices too?!

    • @paulfrancistorres7144
      @paulfrancistorres7144 2 года назад +3

      The Gators… THEY’RE EVERYWHERE

    • @KwadDamyj
      @KwadDamyj 2 года назад +4

      @@magmat0585 IT IS AS THOUGH A THOUSAND MOUTHS CRY OUT IN PAIN!

  • @M3D1C2121
    @M3D1C2121 2 года назад +25

    "No! Don't eat that!"
    "Hunggggy"
    Never thought I'd hear my relationship summed up in such few words xD

  • @crazylegs299
    @crazylegs299 2 года назад +7

    I think I translated the hillbilly gibberish at 00:12
    'You see this gun here? You aim it real good at the neck and just BAM IT!'

  • @guardsmengunner
    @guardsmengunner 2 года назад +24

    Imagine if you will, you’re a player that comes upon these guys and decides to get into a gunfight with them, you’re loosing and you’ve gotten hit and are bleeding out… The last thing you here before death takes you is, 'Get 'em Cletus!!', in the most deep deep deep down Southern Mississippi voice possible.

  • @G3ck07
    @G3ck07 2 года назад +36

    Not even kidding I was just looking at your page wondering when you were gonna upload. What a glorious day.

    • @sherican23
      @sherican23 2 года назад

      This happens to me often lol

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 2 года назад +18

    3:06 Pure horror and comedy

  • @old-worldghost3451
    @old-worldghost3451 2 года назад +30

    As a Southerner I approve of this content. Sadly there ain't many gators in Oklahoma 😔

    • @user-ri5oc5rw5b
      @user-ri5oc5rw5b 2 года назад +3

      go find em gators THOSE DAMN GATORS almost took me out boy you know what those Gators wher dong? AN ATF CONVENTION!

  • @TheNunWhoKnocks
    @TheNunWhoKnocks 2 года назад +8

    Legend has it Gordon is still out there, tormenting it’s victims
    “About that beer I owed ya,”

  • @KingDaveth
    @KingDaveth 2 года назад +7

    "If the Gator gets ya yer gone!" - Florida proverb

  • @warbacca1017
    @warbacca1017 2 года назад +12

    In the words of Jeremy Dooley: "The buyou isnt something you walk away from. The only lesson you learn is that when you get death rolled by a crocadilly, it come outta the water and you go in the water."

  • @strategic_confusion6670
    @strategic_confusion6670 2 года назад +9

    This change of pace to Tarkov content was some of your best work Jay

  • @Inferno144
    @Inferno144 2 года назад +8

    These damn gators are evlovlin'! They vaguely human shaped and can use guns! They called me crazy for saying they would rise up and take over! WHOSE CRAZY NOW?!

  • @dosensaft9028
    @dosensaft9028 2 года назад +3

    Feddy and the Gatorboys are something i need more of

  • @bencurran3204
    @bencurran3204 2 года назад +5

    this is literally what I expected of a tarkov vid by you, thank you, youre a legend

  • @sanguin289
    @sanguin289 2 года назад +3

    I Absolutely LOVE this video, by far my favorite you have made. The worm bit had me in tears.

  • @Embodiment.Of.Loneliness
    @Embodiment.Of.Loneliness 2 года назад +11

    This just feels like a normal day in Florida you know the usual surprise gator in the grass

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 2 года назад +2

      Knowing Florida men, that encounter will probably end poorly for the unfortunate gator.

    • @KwadDamyj
      @KwadDamyj 2 года назад +1

      @@Daniel_Lancelin The Doom Slayer of the reptile world.
      They are rage without mercy. But HE will be worse.

  • @snowbandityt
    @snowbandityt 2 года назад +43

    It’s been so long, jay. miss you

  • @Hostage..
    @Hostage.. Год назад +2

    I love how I'm so used to the accents around my town that I can understand all bro is saying for the swamping parts at 0:12

    • @tytoalbasoren9457
      @tytoalbasoren9457 Год назад

      What he say tho? I can only make out from the "gotta aim a little bit under the neck" onwards

    • @Hostage..
      @Hostage.. Год назад

      @@tytoalbasoren9457 "Now see if it's gotcha, you gotta aim real good unda the neck and give him just a BAM and gone, he'll let go."

    • @Hostage..
      @Hostage.. Год назад

      @@tytoalbasoren9457 and later on it says "AND WE CALL THAT THERE SWAMP FEVER"

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 2 года назад +2

    Best episode of Swamp People I've ever seen.
    _Gems: gets spooked, returns to monke_

  • @igoballistic937
    @igoballistic937 2 года назад +5

    I was dying the whole way through this video holy shit my face hurts

  • @Sc0r_Media
    @Sc0r_Media Год назад

    There are some surprisingly wholesome exchanges in this game! I like it when games give you the room to have a conversation with your opponents...before you shoot them in the face.

  • @TheRealFrozenFire
    @TheRealFrozenFire 2 года назад +48

    As a Southerner, I approve of this video.

    • @brucethewise-bruce
      @brucethewise-bruce 2 года назад +2

      I approve too

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M Год назад +1

      I can't help but agree with this sentiment, as a Texan.

    • @ACasualFool
      @ACasualFool 4 месяца назад +1

      As a Floridian, this almost resonates with me on a spiritual level. Need some more beer and friendly fire to have the TRUE Floridian in a bog experience.

  • @TheThingattheEndoftheBook
    @TheThingattheEndoftheBook 2 года назад +1

    Less than two minutes in and I'm already fucking dying. ...Ironically, that pretty much sums up my usual Tarkov experience, too.
    "I don't want to own no fuckin' firearm 'less it's a FELONY." 🙌

  • @СщькфвуЫефдшт
    @СщькфвуЫефдшт Год назад

    "Go Away" at 2:17 I love your detail it reminds me of SovietBadger. Keep it up!!

  • @Peebsious
    @Peebsious 2 года назад +11

    I always get too serious the longer I play Tarkov each wipe. I get so mad when I die or can't complete a task. I just need to channel the energy of the Gator Boys from now on.

    • @Scorch052
      @Scorch052 2 года назад +4

      Its an easy trap to fall into. Tarkov is infinitely better when you just vibin tho fr

    • @fauxgodling
      @fauxgodling Год назад +1

      gotta get you a worm in your head!

  • @TheForgeofMan
    @TheForgeofMan 2 года назад +4

    i believe he said "if you got to gun him, just aim for below the neck and then Bam. then he's gone and he'll let go" if my louisianan side is correct

  • @TheFunnyGuy-wc6kp
    @TheFunnyGuy-wc6kp 2 года назад +13

    Imagine scavengeing for supplies and your hear 4 southern men descending upon you with sawed off shotguns and anger issues. I would accept god as my saviour right then in there cause im not gonna live for that longer.

  • @zachm9202
    @zachm9202 2 года назад +3

    *Gets shot in head* "It bounced off"
    Florida man in a nutshell

  • @Igami_No_Io
    @Igami_No_Io 2 года назад +3

    I marvel at the thought of being able to play with this people
    Aka. Getting wrecked by monsters

  • @Fujishawa
    @Fujishawa 2 года назад +2

    I have to say, these videos after work on a Friday with a pizza in hand? They have got to be one of the best moments of my week.

  • @Abaddon7274
    @Abaddon7274 2 года назад

    This has got to be up there for one of your best, It's definitely one of my favorites, I lost count on how many times I've watched this.

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 2 года назад +5

    Wait RubixRaptor and co in Tarkov; oh boy are they gonna suffer immensely.

  • @jacobystonecypher791
    @jacobystonecypher791 2 года назад +2

    THE GATORS GOT F&#%@ NADES! *Dies laughing*🤣

  • @peteralamares8819
    @peteralamares8819 2 года назад +3

    2:36 - does anyone else hear the drum roll during the "forbidden breaching dance", or is that just me?

  • @murdock1187
    @murdock1187 2 года назад +3

    I can't stop laughing at this video please do more tarkov with these Bois please its golden love it and love all your videos keep up the hard work mate

  • @theyankee7373
    @theyankee7373 2 года назад +6

    This video has made me curious as to what would happen if he were given an elephant gun

  • @HackDaGoon
    @HackDaGoon 2 года назад +1

    For just 12:53 seconds today I get to enjoy myself, thanks Jay, greatest content on the internet

  • @grimos6490
    @grimos6490 2 года назад +6

    I see the Gator Guys Broke Containment... Maybe we need more Buck

  • @corbinstrong6170
    @corbinstrong6170 5 месяцев назад

    "Gonna bog ya" is my new favorite threat

  • @willlord7220
    @willlord7220 Год назад +1

    “How am I going to solve if of the funny ass math problems if I don’t have a worm in my head telling me what to do?” -Floridian “gater boy”, translated to English

  • @SCUBA_Draconis
    @SCUBA_Draconis 2 года назад +2

    8:20 Gems goes full monke mode!!!!

  • @jacer445u5
    @jacer445u5 2 года назад +18

    Alternative title:
    Arma Veterans play Angry Slav game

  • @michaelwestmoreland2530
    @michaelwestmoreland2530 2 года назад +1

    Your editing style is fantastic. I know that must take a lot of work, but it's really worth it in the end.

  • @davevwav
    @davevwav 2 года назад +4

    God this was so good to watch. Please more!

  • @ggriff183
    @ggriff183 2 года назад +1

    Ah this is exactly the content I needed on guard duty on the early shift

  • @walt33743
    @walt33743 2 года назад +6

    I hate that in the beginning when the subtitles just give up, I understood every word he said. Geaux Tigers.

  • @Solairiums
    @Solairiums 2 года назад +1

    I find it funny that the group is called the Gator Boys while me here with the nickname Gator Boy that i was given by others, and now i have adopted the name as well. Never the less its funny to have found a group that calls them selves Gator Boys

  • @blitzy9408
    @blitzy9408 Месяц назад

    This video has done irreparable damage to my brain. Whenever I play Hunt Showdown now, I get possessed by Cletus and keep reverting back to the Gator Huntin Days

  • @JudgeMad
    @JudgeMad Год назад

    this is the best tarkov video i have ever witnessed... i need more

  • @thecollector5031
    @thecollector5031 2 года назад +4

    more tarkov with gator boys please omfg

  • @skilledhunter2163
    @skilledhunter2163 2 года назад +4

    would love to see more tarky as a fellow tarkov player

  • @Broseph_Weed
    @Broseph_Weed 2 года назад +1

    "Hey Gordon. It's me Barney. From Black Mesa. About that beer I owed you"

  • @tcrepublic4026
    @tcrepublic4026 2 года назад +19

    I can confirm from being born in the Deep South this is how every hunting trip goes

  • @Talkert15
    @Talkert15 Год назад

    I listen to this one on repeat over and over.

  • @tankbreaker8880
    @tankbreaker8880 2 года назад +1

    Congrats on reaching 250k subs, Jay! 🥳🎊🎉

  • @JakeTheCat22
    @JakeTheCat22 2 года назад +1

    Plz do more of what I just seen/hear in this video...love the videos.

  • @alphaandomega4422
    @alphaandomega4422 2 года назад +3

    The only way this could be more Southern is if we heard heavy Louisiana bayou creole talking non stop about gators

  • @vitamincx2475
    @vitamincx2475 2 года назад +2

    We definitely need another video of the gator boys back at it 😂

  • @tytoalbasoren9457
    @tytoalbasoren9457 Год назад

    8:18 Never in my life have I heard Jay scream like that before

  • @kennethclark4599
    @kennethclark4599 2 года назад +2

    You put freaking Florida Men in Tarkov?!
    Your turning this battle royale into a freaking GULAG!

  • @catsyrup5455
    @catsyrup5455 2 года назад +6

    Hey Rubix will you do a video on the fps event “The siege of Orison” in Star Citizen?

  • @jeppelund6962
    @jeppelund6962 2 года назад

    This video was pure unbridaled joy to watch, Tarkov + madlads is amazing

  • @luuuuzzz
    @luuuuzzz 2 года назад +2

    ahhh never thought i would actually miss an internet person, but here we are, nice video!!

    • @luuuuzzz
      @luuuuzzz 2 года назад

      wouldnt want to be stuck on only darkliberator and cypher 💀

  • @tacticalnuke5673
    @tacticalnuke5673 2 года назад +1

    6:02 Lesson Learned: Don't puss of a shotgun-wielding Scorch.

  • @Scott.E.H
    @Scott.E.H 2 года назад +1

    Jeez yeah I guess that UN video was a couple wipes ago... Wtf?
    God this video was hilarious though. Glad to have you back suffering with us.

  • @surprisesandwich1986
    @surprisesandwich1986 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for posting another video Jay

  • @siegfriedchicken
    @siegfriedchicken 2 года назад +6

    the UN boy's have really been acting strange after that trip to the south.

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 2 года назад

    I love that in the middle of hillbilly rp you just folded a man with that double shooty

  • @HolyFurryFish1998
    @HolyFurryFish1998 2 года назад +1

    I haven't laughed so hard in so long, thank you Rubix!

  • @NilRacing
    @NilRacing 2 года назад +1

    Who you gonna call?
    Gator Squad!

  • @mankuzos1473
    @mankuzos1473 2 года назад +2

    3:03 OH YOU FUCKED UP NOW BOYE

  • @juanpablo4831
    @juanpablo4831 2 года назад +1

    I worm part had me dying they cant my worm

  • @recroboi1388
    @recroboi1388 2 года назад +3

    i absolutely loved this video! He gives me Georgian vibes ( the state).

  • @matureshrimp5192
    @matureshrimp5192 2 года назад +1

    10/10 Video, made My Night, would love to see more!

  • @captaingoose1543
    @captaingoose1543 Год назад +1

    This is my favorite RUclips channel now lol

  • @liamhamm8591
    @liamhamm8591 2 года назад

    Iron fighting a moth had me rolling because I’ve said those exact words in the middle of playing squad🤣🤣

  • @kristopherdecker6549
    @kristopherdecker6549 11 месяцев назад

    "He's too far gone, get him to Talladega speedway quick... clean him up alittle"

  • @TheRealSharkface
    @TheRealSharkface 2 года назад +1

    I'm glad to have you too :)

  • @MASKarade25
    @MASKarade25 2 года назад +1

    “Kept me waiting huh”

  • @hoodie4439
    @hoodie4439 2 года назад +2

    they are literally the swamp folk from Point Lookout in fallout 3

  • @ArawnNox
    @ArawnNox 2 года назад +2

    This gave me a good laugh. Well done.

  • @Craigebussan
    @Craigebussan 2 года назад +1

    Nothing like a raptor video on my birthday 🕺🏾