Micky Jokes About Women | Micky Flanagan On Alan Carr: Chatty Man

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
  • Micky knows too well what to say and what not to say when it comes to his Stand Up...
    Micky Flanagan has gone from being a professional comedian without an OFFICIAL RUclips Channel to being a professional comedian with an OFFICIAL RUclips Channel (which his wife isn’t running).
    Apparently, you can subscribe to the channel here bit.ly/2XJ423E
    So, pour yourself a glass of Rosie Lee or Stella Artois, put your knees up, and enjoy peeping at Micky’s middle-class ambiance in all of its splendor… even if you’re poor.
    #MickyFlanagan #StandUp #Comedy
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Комментарии • 138

  • @Fiveminded
    @Fiveminded 3 года назад +74

    Micky: Shoplifting, Pay people off...
    Micky's PR Team: *faints*
    😅

  • @kingcatlxix4573
    @kingcatlxix4573 3 года назад +51

    You can tell these 2 genuinely get on and could see them being good mates outside of the showbiz life

  • @claireellis8242
    @claireellis8242 3 года назад +30

    MICKEY FLANNEGAN CURES DEPRESSION. TAKE FOR HALF HR DAILY. 😆⭐❤️🇬🇧

    • @hanselmansell7555
      @hanselmansell7555 3 года назад +1

      Thanks Caire, I'm feeling much better already! 😊

  • @funkyjunkyjai
    @funkyjunkyjai 3 года назад +63

    Micky is too funny ! Absolute legend 🤣

  • @andrewwarmington
    @andrewwarmington 2 года назад +13

    "I went on a Jack the Ripper tour and ended up in Laura Ashley"

  • @KingoRichie1990
    @KingoRichie1990 3 года назад +37

    "... I hear you, brother. I hear you." 😂

  • @marthacochrane484
    @marthacochrane484 3 года назад +32

    'all women like a new top'.......love Mickey!

  • @paulg687
    @paulg687 11 месяцев назад +3

    @2:17 Do you think he’ll come back? Seriously underrated line. Incredibly quick. I’m not sure the audience could even appreciate it in time. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @liannemorgan5797
    @liannemorgan5797 3 года назад +30

    If ur ever depressed just put either one of these guys stand up on and be Howling till I cry 🤣🥰

  • @itsacarolbthing5221
    @itsacarolbthing5221 3 года назад +192

    You can buy justice. Never a truer word spoken.

    • @itsacarolbthing5221
      @itsacarolbthing5221 3 года назад +3

      @Crom very true!

    • @sheilabryson5803
      @sheilabryson5803 3 года назад +6

      Never a truer word spoken.

    • @peterbett3076
      @peterbett3076 3 года назад +6

      Like Harvey Weinstien did? Or Howard Marks? Or the French monarchy? All rich, all faced redemption

    • @michaelrawson6261
      @michaelrawson6261 3 года назад +2

      @@itsacarolbthing5221:... 'ows about "if you're dishonest, don't be skint... If you're skint, don't be bloody dishonest...!!!"

    • @oohtob6685
      @oohtob6685 3 года назад

      I tried to buy justice. Got banged up for a 10 stretch after offering the judge a fiver.

  • @genokemp2433
    @genokemp2433 2 года назад +4

    ''aww look what's he's wrote in there ''🤣

  • @veganvocalist4782
    @veganvocalist4782 3 года назад +15

    Love these two together 🤣😂

  • @shaunaghroberts3226
    @shaunaghroberts3226 3 года назад +10

    Mickey is a Natural 👌😂😂

  • @absbello6608
    @absbello6608 3 года назад +24

    Micky is the guy!! I love him....Real Hackney general 😆💙

    • @johnbird7357
      @johnbird7357 3 года назад +1

      Bethnal Green.

    • @absbello6608
      @absbello6608 3 года назад

      @@johnbird7357 yhh I know but hey it was all one in a way once upon a time.

  • @tinacolmer3403
    @tinacolmer3403 3 года назад +22

    Omg I didn't realise, micky Flanagan has the cutest little smile and giggle.

    • @rw6391
      @rw6391 3 года назад +3

      He's gorgeous,and funny 😍

    • @tinacolmer3403
      @tinacolmer3403 3 года назад

      He certainly is. I love that cockney accent.

    • @johnbird7357
      @johnbird7357 3 года назад

      @@tinacolmer3403 i'm a genuine cockney living in Lincolnshire now. Nobody undertstands me when I speak. ...lol

    • @tinacolmer3403
      @tinacolmer3403 3 года назад

      I've watched a lot of British gangster and football hooligan films. So understand the lingo quite easy. Lol. I love the cockney accent and the Irish accent.

    • @mickfoskett6629
      @mickfoskett6629 2 года назад

      @@tinacolmer3403 ..I'm a cockney..years ago I lived in America for a few months..the yanks loved my accent just asking me to keep talking as they loved hearing my London cockney voice..of course I obliged!🙂

  • @timothywilliams7499
    @timothywilliams7499 2 года назад +8

    You gotta love him he is fantastic Micky

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit 3 года назад +3

    - A Cockney Jesus! Nearly pissed meself! lol

  • @triplevxd
    @triplevxd 3 года назад +15

    Brilliant! I so did the card shop thing!

  • @scottyh8494
    @scottyh8494 3 года назад +9

    Mucky is great. A very funny man/comedian.

  • @barbarahodgkinson2765
    @barbarahodgkinson2765 2 года назад +3

    Micky Flannigan I love you brain. Thankyou for being so honest

  • @ASHMAN20082008
    @ASHMAN20082008 2 года назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂 love the card story 😂😂😂

  • @PRO-LIBERATE
    @PRO-LIBERATE 3 года назад +19

    Best comedian who ever touched a mic 😎🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥

  • @milly7205
    @milly7205 2 года назад +3

    Spot on !

  • @ipanzerschrecku4732
    @ipanzerschrecku4732 3 года назад +16

    Not just a stunner but also an excellent card writer...btw you should make a t-shirts with that beach photo.

  • @n.m.2174
    @n.m.2174 2 года назад +3

    Love Mickey and Alan! Greetings from 🇺🇸.

  • @debraolivier2147
    @debraolivier2147 3 года назад +6

    Love! LOVE! Love!

  • @SotonSam
    @SotonSam 2 года назад +2

    Micky is genuinely and top bloke

  • @neilmeldrum5853
    @neilmeldrum5853 2 года назад +2

    A cheeky reference to prince Andrew there ladies and gentlemen

  • @jamesharryward5595
    @jamesharryward5595 3 года назад +5

    Right on Micky ........

  • @distitron
    @distitron 3 года назад +6

    A+ for Polish Tyskie beer can out there haha

  • @daffyddduck2419
    @daffyddduck2419 Год назад +1

    Cockney Jesus 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hanselmansell7555
    @hanselmansell7555 3 года назад +2

    'Lifetime project' 🤣

  • @sandrashea1732
    @sandrashea1732 Год назад +1

    Brilliant brilliant brilliant

  • @LeeAnneGuerin
    @LeeAnneGuerin 9 месяцев назад

    I'm keeping the revolution alive Mickey 🤫
    We call it Five finger discount 🖐😂

  • @shahinmiah9379
    @shahinmiah9379 2 года назад +1

    Legend 💯

  • @margaretcarter2429
    @margaretcarter2429 2 года назад +1

    I just love ya Mickey

  • @pd2772
    @pd2772 3 года назад +2

    Bang on

  • @vickismith3176
    @vickismith3176 11 месяцев назад +2

    Micky Flanagan should be used for mental health. Proper genuine humour is really hard to find. His cockney walk and accent just tops it off for me. Micky Flanagan and Jack Black is my go to when my dark mind plays games

  • @shahinmiah9379
    @shahinmiah9379 2 года назад +1

    Legend 👌👌👌

  • @txsphere
    @txsphere 3 года назад +16

    At this point he has talked about a tickle here and there, if he got caught his fans would just go,, "da my boy!"

  • @paulalaye6428
    @paulalaye6428 3 года назад +22

    Well I have to say adore Micky I'm from sarf london where there used to be pie and mash shops, gotta put chili vinegar on too!!!

    • @MrEddHard
      @MrEddHard 3 года назад +6

      Sorry luv. We don't go south of the water this time of night.

    • @DarrenHarrison7160
      @DarrenHarrison7160 3 года назад

      I'm an Eltham boy that's become an honorary Essex boy and chilli vinegar is the only vinegar 😋

    • @oscartravis5740
      @oscartravis5740 3 года назад +1

      I was so sad to see the end of Goddards pie & mash shop in Greenwich, I loved that place

    • @paulalaye6428
      @paulalaye6428 3 года назад

      @@oscartravis5740 Good morning oscar part of our living history the pie n mash shop, my mummy was one of twelve kids in a tenement block in rotherhithe and her dad was a steviedor on the docks there. We have a shop here in sussex but it isn't the same at all, enjoy your day and keep safe Paula

    • @oscartravis5740
      @oscartravis5740 3 года назад

      @@paulalaye6428 Blimey 12 kids, them were the days! You too Paula, stay safe :-)

  • @debbiclairejackson2407
    @debbiclairejackson2407 3 года назад +1

    My daughter's CID....no more pocketing pork pies 😉🤣🤣🤣❤

  • @Zaky-Tocapelotas
    @Zaky-Tocapelotas 3 года назад +7

    Im worried about the pearly children =)

  • @d-u-m-balien3694
    @d-u-m-balien3694 2 года назад +1

    Micky is a boss

  • @lifeslessons9889
    @lifeslessons9889 2 года назад +2

    Two cockney classics .. excellent

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s 2 года назад

      Alan carrs from Northampton.. Not a cockney.. Just far enough down to be classed as southern but not classed as london, he's in middle of being in the Midlands and being in London (if that makes sense). Northampton is a weird little place. It's more of stop gap between south, London and the East midlands. Barren land.

  • @blairbuckley4206
    @blairbuckley4206 3 года назад

    Propa from the hoo!!!😂😅🤣😂

  • @gbwildlifeuk8269
    @gbwildlifeuk8269 3 года назад +10

    Shoplifting? I call it discount.

  • @kenoath6846
    @kenoath6846 3 года назад +2

    😂😂so fucking good😂😂🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

  • @seanworkman431
    @seanworkman431 3 года назад +5

    If a man complains to me about not understanding women, I reply why would you want to? That would take all the fun out of it, if you knew you would run away. Men who do figure it out are too smart for their own good and end up working at research stations in very cold climates.

  • @carmelitabeaverhausen1322
    @carmelitabeaverhausen1322 2 года назад +3

    BETHnal Green, distributed fish, worked as a carpenter, midthirties began attracting thousands of people who came just to hear him speak. (Little known fact...Jesus was lefthanded.)

  • @levimcglinchey5843
    @levimcglinchey5843 3 года назад +12

    5:00 please tell me people don't actually do this

    • @him050
      @him050 3 года назад +8

      Levi McGlinchey you must not have any friends on Facebook with babies at Mothers’ Day? As someone in their mid twenties, Mothers’ day is torture on social media 😴

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 года назад +6

      sorry mate, it Actually Happens. just another reason to be a Non-Breeder.

    • @levimcglinchey5843
      @levimcglinchey5843 3 года назад +4

      I'm thirty two with nee kids and nee social media. It's a winner like, would recommend

    • @levimcglinchey5843
      @levimcglinchey5843 3 года назад +2

      Well, I could do with being ten years younger

    • @levimcglinchey5843
      @levimcglinchey5843 3 года назад +4

      Eee don'tchu be lettin' the wife ear ya sayin' all that malarkey or youw'll be in th'dog aas ma san.

  • @ThaiTastic
    @ThaiTastic 3 года назад +7

    I was the 600th person to Like. Nobody can take that away from me, unless you unlike 😂😂

  • @leostarr9789
    @leostarr9789 2 года назад +1

    Hang on. He's left handed?!

  • @ritchardperry7824
    @ritchardperry7824 2 года назад +7

    Micky is a funny man..but we all know the best comedians come from the north😎

  • @andytraill
    @andytraill Год назад

    The truth.

  • @More-than-ladyboys
    @More-than-ladyboys Год назад

    Micky’s dvd camera operator locates hot blondes during the stand up. Check it out! Out out!

  • @trooperthatsall5250
    @trooperthatsall5250 3 года назад +6

    hay Mickey, being that you are now "Gentry" can I have a job? may be your man servant? hold your wallet? fetch your Vodka from the offey? or empty he loose change from your pockets of a night? I'm from East London, well Silvatown and use to do a Sunday job at Columbia Road Flower market selling the mothering laws tonge and bunches of flowers...so I got all the patta, I could even chat up a few dirty but posh birds for ya. Go on you know it makes sense ~Trooper

  • @blairbuckley4206
    @blairbuckley4206 3 года назад

    Hood

  • @shohamsen8986
    @shohamsen8986 2 года назад +2

    I dunno what DVD Alan Carr has been watching but if the guy producing the comedy DVDs decide to put in a shot of an audience member Yawning, then it definitely shouldnt sell. I think this is Alan Carr doing a bad save.

  • @lorraineshaw2311
    @lorraineshaw2311 2 года назад +1

    My husband didn't give me anything for my first Mothers Day, I've still not forgiven him, it's been 29 years!!

  • @yung21king
    @yung21king 2 года назад

    Can’t believe the joker is a comedian to

  • @janemills1839
    @janemills1839 3 года назад +5

    It highlights Mickys humour and Carrs lack of it.

  • @claireellis8242
    @claireellis8242 3 года назад +2

    WHAT PHILIP GREEN DID WAS LEGAL. MAXWELL DID IT FIRST. NO LAW WAS CHANGED. CHRISTMAS SHOPPING CLUB - LEGAL - NO LAW CHANGED. 😠❤️🇬🇧 ASK YOURSELF

  • @kevintaylor1343
    @kevintaylor1343 3 года назад +1

    Comedy Jesus ? Call me jesus . Btw my middle name is Robert so everyone that shouts Jesus H Christ isn't taking my name in vain , 'cos it's jesus R Christ . You're actually taking a Mexican plumbers name in vain . You probably need proof , right ? Ok , here it is . My elderly mother fell out of bed a couple months ago and hurt her hip . Couldn't walk . It took two months to work 'cos I'm a bit rusty , and a walker and a bit of help , but I said get up and walk to the cripple . Now she is .

  • @roberttaylor1321
    @roberttaylor1321 3 года назад +2

    Your regret saying that about the cross 1 day

  • @bremCZ
    @bremCZ 2 года назад +1

    You did go a bit mad.
    I got a mothers day card to my wife from me.
    It's a celebration of her being a mother, not her being my mother.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 3 года назад +3

    I grew up in a Woman's Household. a Lesbian Woman's Household. good thing I like women, but not That Way. I respect women, I know that seeing the world from a Man's position and a Woman's position means that the Men need to stand down, take a back seat and let the Women Run the Show, Much Much Better.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 года назад

      and if you get stroppy about that comment, you're part of the problem.

    • @everythingisupsidedown9593
      @everythingisupsidedown9593 3 года назад +11

      God and Christ - Christ over man - man over women and women over children. It can only work this way.

    • @hiyadroogs
      @hiyadroogs 3 года назад +7

      If you have ever watched even one episode, let alone a series of The Housewives of... & how women tear each other apart, make up grievances, & form phoney backstabbing friendships that barely conceal their contempt of each other, or their irrational delusions.. Then you thank your lucky stars for the status quo.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 3 года назад +8

      @@hiyadroogs Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 3 года назад +3

      @@RIXRADvidz it's a symbiotic relationship. Both sides would have you believe that it's parasitic (one way or the other) but it's really not. Men need women and women need men. That's all there is to it.

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens9660 3 года назад +6

    Give it up Carr .... you’re not even slightly amusing ... just sayin ...... 🤷‍♂️

  • @jeanlongsden1696
    @jeanlongsden1696 2 года назад

    Alan Carr is out, out

  • @telesamgram1318
    @telesamgram1318 2 года назад +2

    Micky can make even this crap show a funny one. Allan is really not that funny, still fair play for landing these jobs.

  • @danielmcfarland6116
    @danielmcfarland6116 2 года назад

    There are a lot of great comedians out there but Micky isn't one of them

    • @christopdeck3457
      @christopdeck3457 2 года назад +3

      So, who are the great comedians in your book then, which have the audience laughing almost constantly in their shows?