@@DonnyRP I mean… if your mum was Chinese and your dad was Jamaican (or vice versa), you literally would be. I imagine one of op’s parents is American and one is Mexican. It’s pretty simple.
@@thatkidwiththehoodie what about all these daft African Americans? Your saying everyone of them has an African mum and American dad? NO. They all just jump on the bandwagon. That’s how thick Americans are
Love this man, I am Scottish, from Paisley. I live in South Africa since 1972. . It's like being at home when I hear him. 👏🙏❤ . Wonder if he will ever come to SA?
Must be nice. I'm an American working in Japan teaching ESL. I can understand most Irish, English, and Aussies. I have been trying to work on the Scottish accent which is one of the few that I can't master yet. Some of the things he says too fast I think, some are idioms that I don't know (he explained in one video that if a house was free meant the parents were on holiday and there was going to be party whether the teens knew it or not), but I think mostly his accent is just too thick I can't catch on. But the jokes I do catch are funny! My family is hoping to go to Scotland next summer on holiday. I love comedians so Kevin seemed like a good choice. I'm told that for tourists the people mostly tone down their accent. I hope so. (I've had Japanese friends go to the US and Australia and had terrible times with the language). Really looking forward to the trip! The countryside looks so beautiful. And I love Scotch. And unfortunately due to Brexit and Covid, it's really cheap! Everyone should be taking advantage of this!
What about SA humour? Over here in the U.S,.u have a useless f##ker fronting John Stewart's 'Daily Show',he's so funny I can't even recall his name(The show was really funny,with Jon Stewart on it). But Mr Bridges(and I'm sure he'd appreciate that pretentious intro)is following along after the likes of Billy Connolly and Chick Murray..
This is so brilliant because it reminds me of growing up in Rotterdam in the 80's. I have told that to quite a few of my English, Scottish and Irish friends here in Switzerland (been living there since 30 years), and most of them do not believe me. But I swear, it was exactly the same where I grew up in Rotterdam in the 80's 😅 But obviously, none of my friends in Switzerland believe my similar stories, because all of them grew up 'protected' in a happy family and almost without any violence or aggression. Which is how is should be obviously.
When I hear him doing the bit about all the (catholic) kids and 30 year old grandmas it reminds me of the scene in the film Gregory's Girl where Gregory goes out of the front door and is stepping over hundreds of young kids bawling their eyes out as he walks down the garden path :-)
The best thing about watching Kevin Bridges on RUclips is: You can watch it a second time with the auto generated captions turned on and see what gibberish it comes up with.
When we moved onto a council estate, we told our kids their names were too posh and we'd have to change them to Destiny, Gage and Mariah. This reminded of that convo🤓🤓🤓
These folk you always hear whistling at comedy shows amuse me. I always imagine being in the pub with a few mates, you crack a wee joke, 5 of them laugh, but that one mate responds by jamming a couple of fingers in his mouth and whistling while slapping his thigh with his other hand... Or him watching a comedy film with the family of an evening, the family all laughing and he's sat there whistling his approval.
We had a black and white TV which we could tune into the neighbours Sky TV, all cartoons in the day, then the 10 minutes preview 9...😂😂 Either that or the bra section in the littlewoods catalogue, was 1 with nipple showing through! 😂 My son don't know how easy he's got it nowadays 😂😂😂
I wonder if there were any Goody Two-Shoes who watched the segment about watching TV with his dad, and didn’t have the faintest idea of what he was on about 😄 At no point did he get into specifics, but I loved how the audience immediately reacted from the outset. The part about the channel number starting with 9 was golden, a classic iykyk moment. Come to think of it, if you’re a Goody Two-Shoes, you wouldn’t be watching a Kevin Bridges video anyway 😄
Didn’t matter how “classy” the night started off at places like “Archaos” or “The Volcano”…in my day it inevitably ended up at “The Garage” and then a Doner Kebab or a poke of chips. Sometimes the night would migrate to Clatty Pats (“Cleopatras”).
£50 in cash for 40 quid 🤣.Sorry i must make many comments of my fav Comedians over the years ,but can't help myself laughing and commenting as i watch them numerous times 🤣🤦♂️🤷♂️🙄🤣🤣🤣Sorry if i repeat myself 🤷♂️
Wit a set. JC Kev own the tube? Aye breakin hearts as per. Wit a boy. Big Firestarter fan ma man. Sorry about your pops, ma man. That is tough. Take care, Black Bear. You're a legend. Titans uRny built, they are Forged 💪 big time Clyde. Spanker. H+B courze ma man. 🫡 ama nabdeez biz chief. 🖤🙏
The satellite dish almost caused my parents to divorce haha my Dad was admire t we were gonna have one despite my mum’s protest the. One day we get home from school, probably around 98 and there it was. She hit the roof, almost literally hahaha
Speaking as a Glasgow Man, the tough-guy image is overrated. Many of the guy's around me aren't that tough. I mean, they can't show vulnerability and many of them drown out their emotions with alcohol and other drugs which isn't tough at all really.
I went to Glasgow to pick my wife up when she was ill,she was in stobe Hill that was an eye opener in their glasgow was fine.but it has a big problem with drugs
When people ask me if I'd like to see a photo of their baby I say "no thanks I've seen a baby before" I don't get invited to many people's kids birthday parties wonder why
& soo young.. just love fresh comedian who’s amazing in my accent.. AbsolutelyPureDeadBrilliantByTheWaySoItIs.. Pure fkn brilliant sit is & I need t chill the fk up & till with the power of the glow of life.. & Herod my prophet .. I’m at risk of joining.. (or creating) the appreciation cult… Clearly faithful devotees must prove their irreverent comment by signing a small empowerment of attorney over irksome & ultimately an unfulfilling situation of holding pointless worldly assets.. in themselves quite inconsequential however, wen tempered with pressing current affairs, global tensions with our Ukrainian Bretherin must be considered…. 7/0. .. .. this…. Only one will ever know. & he would take it to the grave.. Loyalty.. 👊 to me personally.., be assured your contribution to everlasting salvation and deviating fornicating bla-bla bla lol 😉 I’m in.. let me help.. say the word..! 😉😉
& I liked these.. y.. because their fkn worth it & you fkn know it…. Aaah aaaah.. stp.. pls.. 1 moment…. We are…. (This is not included & I know it seems lame but pls Stay with the sequence of stuff that’s coming..) Trust me it’ll all be worth it 😏😉😇 Head’s up. I know you don’t know this but huge global changes are underway.. it’s a highly significant nexus in our current timeline & stasis moments. These are deeply fascinating.. some remaining records are cathartic to mind-game & plot./& reply .. hmm .. I can’t help feeling these few txt’s 🙃☺️😇 surf .. submerge … combine.. join .. synchronize.. .. Fk it all.. Fk everything… Be free….
If artists impressions of upcoming developments in inner were honest they wouldn't show beautiful people sitting At street tables In designer clothes sipping capucino if they honest they would show people in sports direct tracksuits drinking special brew and methadone it's the same in every city
That's because none of the matierial is his own. Steals the Big Yin's stuff constantly along with other comedians much superior to this excuse of a Glaswegian!
Yes ironic my dish faced my ex mother's house opposite side of town and train station.Ironic that.I paid for sky so I didn't have to sit with my Dad.Oh and so I could beeppp
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Kevin’s one of the few contemporary comedians who can make me laugh.
"Aw, look at that nice wee dog"
"Watch that fuckin' dug"
The difference between a dog and a dug perfectly summed up
Aye!.. 😂
Such a great storyteller
A modern day Billy Connolly
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@@23bramble I’ll let you know what I get for you to see what you have
Yeah thats I’ll be here in what I was
Nearly as good as myself ☺️
Could listen to Kevin’s stories all night!
“This is my son The Garage”😂😂😂
I’m a Mexican American and can listen to this dude all day long
Nahhhh. Your either Mexican or American. Like me saying I’m a Jamaican Chinese man
My girlfriend is like me English and she struggles to understand him
@@DonnyRP I mean… if your mum was Chinese and your dad was Jamaican (or vice versa), you literally would be. I imagine one of op’s parents is American and one is Mexican. It’s pretty simple.
@@thatkidwiththehoodie what about all these daft African Americans? Your saying everyone of them has an African mum and American dad? NO. They all just jump on the bandwagon. That’s how thick Americans are
@@DonnyRP …Jesus Christ, dude.
You know you grew up in a dodgy part of town when you attend a party to celebrate your grannies 30th! Bahaha!
Love this man, I am Scottish, from Paisley. I live in South Africa since 1972. . It's like being at home when I hear him. 👏🙏❤ . Wonder if he will ever come to SA?
I had the pleasure of having Paisley Hospital stitch Me back together once or Thrice!..hehe..lovely town so it is!
Must be nice. I'm an American working in Japan teaching ESL. I can understand most Irish, English, and Aussies. I have been trying to work on the Scottish accent which is one of the few that I can't master yet. Some of the things he says too fast I think, some are idioms that I don't know (he explained in one video that if a house was free meant the parents were on holiday and there was going to be party whether the teens knew it or not), but I think mostly his accent is just too thick I can't catch on. But the jokes I do catch are funny!
My family is hoping to go to Scotland next summer on holiday. I love comedians so Kevin seemed like a good choice. I'm told that for tourists the people mostly tone down their accent. I hope so. (I've had Japanese friends go to the US and Australia and had terrible times with the language). Really looking forward to the trip! The countryside looks so beautiful. And I love Scotch. And unfortunately due to Brexit and Covid, it's really cheap! Everyone should be taking advantage of this!
Party you're on about is called an empty haha. And aye people tone their accent down a bit.
@@tomeverett1032 can’t wrap my head around how that would be confusing lol
What about SA humour? Over here in the U.S,.u have a useless f##ker fronting John Stewart's 'Daily Show',he's so funny I can't even recall his name(The show was really funny,with Jon Stewart on it).
But Mr Bridges(and I'm sure he'd appreciate that pretentious intro)is following along after the likes of Billy Connolly and Chick Murray..
This is so brilliant because it reminds me of growing up in Rotterdam in the 80's. I have told that to quite a few of my English, Scottish and Irish friends here in Switzerland (been living there since 30 years), and most of them do not believe me. But I swear, it was exactly the same where I grew up in Rotterdam in the 80's 😅 But obviously, none of my friends in Switzerland believe my similar stories, because all of them grew up 'protected' in a happy family and almost without any violence or aggression. Which is how is should be obviously.
When I hear him doing the bit about all the (catholic) kids and 30 year old grandmas it reminds me of the scene in the film Gregory's Girl where Gregory goes out of the front door and is stepping over hundreds of young kids bawling their eyes out as he walks down the garden path :-)
Maaaaaaaan now I have to watch that... Thanks.. 👍
Most Scottish catholics were humiliated by their nuns and priests
brilliant this guy makes me cry every time i watch him with laughter that is lol
The best thing about watching Kevin Bridges on RUclips is:
You can watch it a second time with the auto generated captions turned on and see what gibberish it comes up with.
I started understanding scottish people after watching kevin.Funny guy😂😂😂😂
Congrats! 😅 It's a rather thick one!
Not difficult to understand fella
Passing the baby around like a joint 🤣😂
Grannies 30th birthday!! Hahahaha 🤣😂
“We *BOTH* know what the *PLAN* is here!” 4:55 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Eyes on the prize.. lol 😭😂😂. Brilliant.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When we moved onto a council estate, we told our kids their names were too posh and we'd have to change them to Destiny, Gage and Mariah. This reminded of that convo🤓🤓🤓
Fuc@@@@@.... Brilliant Kevin I never get tired of watching your video and I always get a great laugh no matter how many times I watch them.... 👌👌👌👏👏👏👏
Goodnight dad ..audience way way ahead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's an impressive crowd and deservedly so.
"Dressed up for their Granny's 30th"!! Hahahahahahaha
Love scots and irish one of the funniest people on the planet.
Love his facial expressions.
These folk you always hear whistling at comedy shows amuse me.
I always imagine being in the pub with a few mates, you crack a wee joke, 5 of them laugh, but that one mate responds by jamming a couple of fingers in his mouth and whistling while slapping his thigh with his other hand... Or him watching a comedy film with the family of an evening, the family all laughing and he's sat there whistling his approval.
I’ve got a throat like a junky’s carpet 😂😂😂😂😂
We had a black and white TV which we could tune into the neighbours Sky TV, all cartoons in the day, then the 10 minutes preview 9...😂😂
Either that or the bra section in the littlewoods catalogue, was 1 with nipple showing through! 😂
My son don't know how easy he's got it nowadays 😂😂😂
One of the best comedians on the fucking Earth !
Not one of the best. THE best!
Funniest guy around!!!
Stick to the plan Andy 🤣😭
Kevin could read a Chemistry text book and make it funny
I want him to read my fucking law books and I'll probably remember it more.
Fantastic mate,,,
Funniest British comedian and I don't care what others think 😂😂😂
One of them, yes.
@@stevelee9924 nah mate. THE BEST
@@bioniksteve7696 Scotland is in Britain you bellend
@@ancientmewtb but he's notorous as a scottish comedian not a british one
@@jamieeason9887 pure fooking donut … what’s your definition against the word British?
Best one was "Clackmannanshire better than you think" actually on billboards
Portland, Oregon. Just makes me smile. There is no place that is one thing.
Darts Prodigy 😂😂
Loved the several reminders that I was watching comedy
I wonder if there were any Goody Two-Shoes who watched the segment about watching TV with his dad, and didn’t have the faintest idea of what he was on about 😄 At no point did he get into specifics, but I loved how the audience immediately reacted from the outset. The part about the channel number starting with 9 was golden, a classic iykyk moment. Come to think of it, if you’re a Goody Two-Shoes, you wouldn’t be watching a Kevin Bridges video anyway 😄
Granny's 30th 🤣🤣🤣
Didn’t matter how “classy” the night started off at places like “Archaos” or “The Volcano”…in my day it inevitably ended up at “The Garage” and then a Doner Kebab or a poke of chips. Sometimes the night would migrate to Clatty Pats (“Cleopatras”).
Aye the Garage was The Mayfair that's where I'd end up 😂
And Clatty Pats was legendary 😂
@@traceys8065 Clarty Pats…both the best and worst decisions I ever made.
Awesome 👌
Hahaha He's Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂
I met a Scottish lass who became a Grandmother at 29 yrs old.
1:32 hes superb🤣❤️🇬🇧💯 1:43
RTL the top less darts haha my god ma da loved the German channels 😂
£50 in cash for 40 quid 🤣.Sorry i must make many comments of my fav Comedians over the years ,but can't help myself laughing and commenting as i watch them numerous times 🤣🤦♂️🤷♂️🙄🤣🤣🤣Sorry if i repeat myself 🤷♂️
Dear god I need to pay attention to this man!
10 min feeview,,,how true !!
Wee Mental Davie!..lol
My Names Wee Scott.. No its no official ya Numpty!.. I loves it tho
And Aye..its still better than "The Garage..Jnr"
Aye and the wee dugs are always the worst 😂
Wow when he says 33 I totally hear “23” and he was blowing my mind there for a while
No, 23 was right. This is from 2010.
@@stereoroid wow for real? that's pretty amazing he was doing gigs like this at that age
@@Leviajohnson do you know at what age Dylan Moran won the Perrier Award???
@@evitaaslanidou6150 no but I’d like for you to tell me
@@Leviajohnson At the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, he won the 'So You Think You're Funny? Award' in 1993, age 21 and the Perrier Award in 1996 at 24!
Hes brilliant
Wit a set. JC Kev own the tube? Aye breakin hearts as per. Wit a boy. Big Firestarter fan ma man. Sorry about your pops, ma man. That is tough. Take care, Black Bear. You're a legend. Titans uRny built, they are Forged 💪 big time Clyde. Spanker. H+B courze ma man. 🫡 ama nabdeez biz chief. 🖤🙏
This guy is sooo cute!
Nivver call a bairn Nathan, call him somethin’.
Very funny
When was this?
This was probably 10 years ago
It was his first tour in 2010
Most of us scottish people are funny. Not trying to be jusst telling a story but all my american friends are in stitches.
i once almost got in a fight bc a made a young Glaswegian aware that he had dropped his keys on the ground
True to life yes strays indeed.
The satellite dish almost caused my parents to divorce haha my Dad was admire t we were gonna have one despite my mum’s protest the. One day we get home from school, probably around 98 and there it was. She hit the roof, almost literally hahaha
🤣🤣🤣 👍🏼👍🏼👏🏻👏🏻
We would have Mongy Vinny in Eccles 😭
Speaking as a Glasgow Man, the tough-guy image is overrated. Many of the guy's around me aren't that tough. I mean, they can't show vulnerability and many of them drown out their emotions with alcohol and other drugs which isn't tough at all really.
It’s a murder capital and one of the most dangerous cities in Europe man 😂
ah'll git ye a wee pal then (feckin Nathan)
It's not much different here in the States. In fact, in a lot of ways, it's worse. Makes you wanna hide your face with one hand as you walk by.
It’s the same every where man. Every place has tuff guys but they aren’t the majority lol. Most people don’t even like to fight.
Glasgow is nothing compared Liverpool
Lol the box is usually empty. That's right TV upstairs when children should go to bed
I went to Glasgow to pick my wife up when she was ill,she was in stobe Hill that was an eye opener in their glasgow was fine.but it has a big problem with drugs
Kev-In lol
The greatest
Only problem is Kevin.. your no fae Glesga.. your fae Clydebank 😏
only problem is he stays in the west end and that's Glesga the last time I looked
It's got the G post code like the rest of Glasgow and why does it bother you? 😂
We named our son The Sub Club
Ohhh, I was the 1k maker ;)
This is funny from the outside looking in, because he looks pasty, chubby, and with a cute accent lol
5 whole 20 second adverts on a ten minute video is acc insane youtube needs to fix up
2:12
I was a bit slow when he said passing round a joint first thing that came into my head was a leg of lamb
Hi😁😁😁😁
😆
Anyone else have to turn on the subtitles for this? 😆
No...
I turn it on for an extra bonus giggle
Kev: "blowing his whistle"
Subtitles: bolognese vessel
10:30
No I'm not slow 😂
the last time someone handed me a baby i said "no thanks im a vegetarian" nobodies ever handed me a baby since.
When people ask me if I'd like to see a photo of their baby I say "no thanks I've seen a baby before" I don't get invited to many people's kids birthday parties wonder why
& soo young.. just love fresh comedian who’s amazing in my accent..
AbsolutelyPureDeadBrilliantByTheWaySoItIs..
Pure fkn brilliant sit is & I need t chill the fk up & till with the power of the glow of life.. & Herod my prophet .. I’m at risk of joining.. (or creating) the appreciation cult…
Clearly faithful devotees must prove their irreverent comment by signing a small empowerment of attorney over irksome & ultimately an unfulfilling situation of holding pointless worldly assets.. in themselves quite inconsequential however, wen tempered with pressing current affairs, global tensions with our Ukrainian Bretherin must be considered….
7/0. .. .. this…. Only one will ever know. & he would take it to the grave..
Loyalty.. 👊
to me personally.., be assured your contribution to everlasting salvation and deviating fornicating bla-bla bla lol 😉
I’m in.. let me help.. say the word..! 😉😉
& I liked these.. y.. because their fkn worth it & you fkn know it…. Aaah aaaah.. stp.. pls.. 1 moment….
We are…. (This is not included & I know it seems lame but pls Stay with the sequence of stuff that’s coming..)
Trust me it’ll all be worth it 😏😉😇
Head’s up. I know you don’t know this but huge global changes are underway.. it’s a highly significant nexus in our current timeline & stasis moments.
These are deeply fascinating.. some remaining records are cathartic to mind-game & plot./& reply .. hmm .. I can’t help feeling these few txt’s 🙃☺️😇 surf .. submerge … combine.. join .. synchronize.. ..
Fk it all..
Fk everything…
Be free….
Hi
Glasgow. The trans capital of Europe. Brilliant stuff.
Is that true? Glasgow of all places?
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🤣🤣🤷♀️🤷♀️🤣🤣 wee mentle Janet Mc… worst … Mad dog McAulay 😳🤔🤷♀️
...or guys with names like "Kevin" - clean-shaven, bright-smiley, high-school heart throb comedian.
If artists impressions of upcoming developments in inner were honest they wouldn't show beautiful people sitting
At street tables In designer clothes sipping capucino if they honest they would show people in sports direct tracksuits drinking special brew and methadone it's the same in every city
Haha
In holland glasgow is known as the gay capitol of the world, loaded with guys who are just in denail
"mummii"
Material great:timing better
9 oh 5
Yes well many do prefer a joint over a baby reason why the end up in care.
yet haha
An advert after 1 minute, really??
What language is he speaking?! 😅😂
It's Italian his real name is fuctivanno😊
I thought it was Serbo-Croat.😊
I do enjoy Kevin bridges. The only negative I’d say is he’s very predictable. Like you can guess the punchline half way through
I can to he's got decent scriptwriter which helps
@@linoma57 you think someone writes his jokes?
@@isyt1 An amount..that's how comedy works..same for all comedians
@@linoma57 I’d expect that in things like 8 out of 10 cats and the like but expected stand up to be more personal
That's because none of the matierial is his own. Steals the Big Yin's stuff constantly along with other comedians much superior to this excuse of a Glaswegian!
He’s never 23!!??
He was then. 2010.
My name is Sam Oates bideford and demi the dog
Yes ironic my dish faced my ex mother's house opposite side of town and train station.Ironic that.I paid for sky so I didn't have to sit with my Dad.Oh and so I could beeppp
40 quid