Random ArmA Antics part: 9

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  • @tmarcus988
    @tmarcus988 4 года назад +1758

    Tfw you see SovietWomble more often on Norden's channel more than his own

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 4 года назад +136

      T Marcus :
      It could just be me, but why does Soviet sound different in other people's vid?

    • @worldburnerbreadman7886
      @worldburnerbreadman7886 4 года назад +123

      @@cypresswillow2591 probably either his mic is more clear to himself or his editing makes his audio louder

    • @stefanusbayu1426
      @stefanusbayu1426 4 года назад +35

      Yeah. This is zf server isn't

    • @Nordern
      @Nordern  4 года назад +202

      @@stefanusbayu1426 It was not all of it, most are from the War Room server while a little bit is from when ZF was playing Antistasi on a second server

    • @Brownsheep1
      @Brownsheep1 4 года назад +30

      @@cypresswillow2591 The same reason people sound different over the phone versus in person

  • @yeetusyeetus540
    @yeetusyeetus540 3 года назад +34

    "I will play jenga if it fucking kills me!" average fish jenga player moments before being struck down with the power of the gods

  • @Thors.hammer69420
    @Thors.hammer69420 4 года назад +60

    He was resisting arrest.
    Zeus: I THINK NOT, EAT LIGHTNING

  • @williansondospassossilva5808
    @williansondospassossilva5808 4 года назад +379

    1:36 Arma gods:"You will pay for this crime"
    10:46 How does someone makes this kinda laugh?

    • @lostnemesis
      @lostnemesis 4 года назад +24

      A question for the first one is Soviet somehow involved?

    • @Nordern
      @Nordern  4 года назад +73

      Social was MANY whiskey shots down at that point

    • @RavenWolffe77
      @RavenWolffe77 4 года назад +11

      Nordern
      Sniffing too much Agent Orange

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 4 года назад +6

      That laugh reminds me of those laughs from old Cartoon Network shows like Mutley the dog.

  • @0hMax
    @0hMax 4 года назад +502

    A real man chooses fashion over head protection any day of the week.

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 4 года назад +12

      And then there's the Payday 2 Skulldozer.

    • @scrwd4568
      @scrwd4568 4 года назад

      Rule of cool

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 4 года назад +3

      British tank crews during ww2 kinda did that

  • @DarkLiberatorZone
    @DarkLiberatorZone 4 года назад +351

    USER JOINED YOUR CHANNEL

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 4 года назад +374

    Your channel is literally criminally underrated. Your also kind of the reason I decided to continue learning Norwegian. Every day I learn how to say I am another object. Soon I will be the world.

  • @gfhk5085
    @gfhk5085 4 года назад +77

    Nordern: ARARARARA!
    Enemy: How long has it been?
    Other enemy: 3 days
    Nordern: I don't need food I need more ammo!

  • @SeanForge
    @SeanForge 4 года назад +931

    "Necrophilia the perfect blend of fun and recycling" i am very curious about this individuals mindset also HOW YOU END UP WITH THESE PEOPLE xD

  • @Starcatplays
    @Starcatplays 4 года назад +341

    I saw this before everyone, yes I am special.

  • @Somedude317
    @Somedude317 4 года назад +131

    When they called of vietnamese marching songs, I thought someone woulda done napalm sticks to kids

    • @mildly_miffed_man1414
      @mildly_miffed_man1414 4 года назад +13

      Thats the song the Americans sing in the mental hospitals.

    • @engijack
      @engijack 4 года назад +12

      @@mildly_miffed_man1414 Nah, we sing it everywhere

  • @malevolution7041
    @malevolution7041 4 года назад +87

    Dunno why, but that singing at 3:10 is super cool to me. Mainly because I love phonetics of different languages / dialects and seeing the words with the sounds was really cool for me.

    • @danko4017
      @danko4017 4 года назад +3

      WE NEED MORE FROM HIM 😂😂😂

    • @JustABadger
      @JustABadger 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/tBPAoTaoE0E/видео.html
      Found it helps not having to change keyboard setup to get the keys right, but can i say to me Norwegians sound like drunk Danes, but that probably goes both ways.

    • @unrealplayer4875
      @unrealplayer4875 3 года назад +2

      put subtitles on and laugh

  • @TheMinman808
    @TheMinman808 2 года назад +17

    0:31 I love that u can hear the smile on his face when he says “yes more bullets” 😆

  • @MagicalGeekMV
    @MagicalGeekMV 4 года назад +135

    Digby get the Stuart... is he going to hit them with his Sabre?

    • @natecondy4125
      @natecondy4125 2 года назад

      “DRIVE ME CLOSER I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD”

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 Год назад

      Yes. It's Commissar Digby, do you expect anything else from him?

  • @Nordern
    @Nordern  4 года назад +216

    I apologize for taking so long to get this video out, life has been kicking me in the nuts the past month
    Hopefully be able to get back into the 15-day rhythm, although i can't promise anything
    In other news; i'm talking with a potential sponsor, dunno if it'll happen just yet but i'm excited for it!
    I hope you enjoy it, Thank you all ❤

    • @celivalg
      @celivalg 4 года назад +13

      When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!

    • @rexerb7859
      @rexerb7859 4 года назад +3

      I am sorry to ask but you had a problem with the TS3 Spam protection. How did you deal with that? I have that problem from time to time and it forces me to quit the OP (time mark 8:22)

    • @Nordern
      @Nordern  4 года назад +7

      @@rexerb7859 You wait for it to fix itself
      The better option is for the server owner to disable it or configure it correctly so it doesn't cause any issues

    • @FARBerserker
      @FARBerserker 4 года назад +1

      technically, you would count as a biological weapon, not a chemical one.
      and a mostly useless one as well . . but what else is new? :P ^^

    • @switchfoot-7777
      @switchfoot-7777 4 года назад

      Karmøy, i don't know if i should be happy that i might live near a You-tuber i enjoy watching, or scared..

  • @nickgamer1984
    @nickgamer1984 3 года назад +108

    1:33
    Grooner: *shoots civ*
    Norden: Really Grooner?
    Grooner: he was resisting arrest!
    Norden: *looks away*
    *a lighting comes with a loud noise shining from Grooner's position*
    Everyone: *starts laughing*

    • @natecondy4125
      @natecondy4125 2 года назад +2

      STRIKE HIM DOWN ZUES YOU DON’T HAVE THE BALL-(LIGHTNING STRIKE)

  • @heyyou9472
    @heyyou9472 4 года назад +38

    *SV-85 starts a sweep*
    “Digby, get OUT of the Stuart!”

  • @fabianmichaelgockner5988
    @fabianmichaelgockner5988 4 года назад +60

    2:51 Player: "LOOK AT THIS TOWN!!!
    Nordern turns around
    Also Nordern:" *WHAT TOWN* !!!!!!
    A russain jet attacked the players with napalm a town with *CIVILIANS* IN IT!!!!!

  • @clednplz2294
    @clednplz2294 2 года назад +14

    6:56
    Love the fact how the drone was smited by God himself

    • @simselmore5625
      @simselmore5625 Год назад

      That and the faint giggle are what got me lmao

  • @ura3254
    @ura3254 4 года назад +48

    11:16
    When the joke hits harder than your Ebola.

  • @sharpshooter13ify
    @sharpshooter13ify 4 года назад +52

    2:50 evidently either Womble had doomsday rounds or Cyanide was here

  • @panzerwafflez7228
    @panzerwafflez7228 4 года назад +67

    Anyone watch Nordern while waiting for SovietWombles yearly video?

  • @lonewolfmercenary7233
    @lonewolfmercenary7233 4 года назад +18

    this is why i come to this channel when i feel down

    • @Nordern
      @Nordern  4 года назад +11

      Go to Australia, you'd be upside down!

  • @TraxOferta
    @TraxOferta 4 года назад +95

    So are we changing the channel name to "The Bald Norwegian"?

  • @DavidTriphon
    @DavidTriphon 4 года назад +17

    Did anyone else notice the guy singing in the background at 9:21 "No cares what we are saying"

  • @dreadtroopeer8884
    @dreadtroopeer8884 4 года назад +13

    “Get in the sideways helicopter!”
    That made me spit out my coke.

  • @AHappyCub
    @AHappyCub 4 года назад +35

    *GET THE STUART*

  • @buffman7253
    @buffman7253 4 года назад +10

    We are going to redefine the definition of suppressive fire today.
    EVIL LAUGH

  • @TheProphetOfThePan
    @TheProphetOfThePan 4 года назад +17

    2:35 when you find gold but but you just kept saying it by its periodic tablet simbol

  • @trevorgodfrey3084
    @trevorgodfrey3084 4 года назад +28

    Nordern:i cant sing
    Other person:belive
    Nordern:starts singing in native language

    • @bigben6340
      @bigben6340 4 года назад +8

      not only native language, but local group... It was at this moment I learned that Nordern probably comes from the nearest town to my home

    • @Nordern
      @Nordern  4 года назад +4

      Stavanger/Jæren?

    • @bigben6340
      @bigben6340 4 года назад +4

      @@Nordern Tysvær, litt utenfor Haugesund
      Leste etter at jeg kommenterte at du var fra Stavanger området
      Nettopp startet å se på kanalen din. Liker det jeg ser :D

    • @trevorgodfrey3084
      @trevorgodfrey3084 4 года назад +1

      @@Nordern question:where are you fron?

    • @Nordern
      @Nordern  4 года назад +3

      Stavanger

  • @SampullMC
    @SampullMC 3 года назад +5

    "I will play Jenga if it f*cking kills me!"
    00:22 : As you wish, Mortal.

  • @ExcelarionEntertainment
    @ExcelarionEntertainment 4 года назад +23

    11:11 I stand to my words. #lynchmoti

  • @Crusader_Lite
    @Crusader_Lite 4 года назад +15

    10:48 "Napalm sticks to kids!" ^^

  • @fisherzhao1608
    @fisherzhao1608 4 года назад +8

    Nordern and Nano all have new videos today, I must be in heaven.

  • @williamgarrell3715
    @williamgarrell3715 4 года назад +3

    “I’ll draw it’s fire”
    (Turns into blood slushee)

  • @Sp00kq
    @Sp00kq 4 года назад +6

    *opens door and throws a smoke grenade* "shit sorry that was a thermite!"
    *everyone quickly clears the buildimg*
    This seems like something maybe SovietWomble would do?

  • @reconab12
    @reconab12 4 года назад +4

    "THERE, I WIN!"
    (ArmA3) "nope"
    (dies)

  • @specterusarmy3983
    @specterusarmy3983 4 года назад +4

    10:47 that laughter over the radio christ!!

  • @IncoherentCowboyJ
    @IncoherentCowboyJ 4 года назад +5

    0:56 orkz firing new shoota at an imperial guard line M41

  • @tytoalbasoren9457
    @tytoalbasoren9457 4 года назад +9

    0:53 Looks like the turns have tabled...

  • @rosesmellpoo
    @rosesmellpoo 4 года назад +6

    *I WILL PLAY JENGA IF IT F U C K I N G K I L L S M E*

  • @sargentvanguard7612
    @sargentvanguard7612 3 года назад +3

    (5:41)
    Is that,COMMISAR?

  • @jacoblansman8147
    @jacoblansman8147 3 года назад +2

    So uh, just rewatching this video and when Nordern says he's carring 2500 rounds of 7.62x39mm - I had a flashback to one of Brandon Hererra's recent videos where he was wondering why the postman was struggling with a package and then he realised "Oh wait, that's 2000 rounds of 7.62x39mm..."
    Point is that much ammo is HEAVY! But then again this is videogame logic here, you can pause a game to eat 80 cheese wheels to regen health in the middle of a boss fight and you can be 1 pound lighter than max weight and still move perfectly fine but hit max or go over and suddenly you can't move.
    Or even better, your horse sticks to the vertical side of a cliff like it's glued there.

  • @rockethero1177
    @rockethero1177 4 года назад +3

    That was not what I was expecting when I read the words “teleporting pole”

  • @maxharter5716
    @maxharter5716 4 года назад +4

    "Digby! Get the Stuart!"

  • @BrianLTU
    @BrianLTU 2 года назад +2

    Imagine if irl somebody yelled "quit shouting...." to a wrong team, and that team was right near an enemy.

    • @Nordern
      @Nordern  2 года назад +2

      That did happen during WW1, German-American immigrants fighting for the US found themselves in close proximity to german soldiers who shouted orders and plans which they heard and understood aswell since they spoke german, meaning they got information from the enemy...about their plans before they started them

  • @Masterk747
    @Masterk747 4 года назад +7

    Always great content when Nordern posts! Love it

  • @Henry_overnight
    @Henry_overnight Год назад +1

    The new way to define a plane: *s i d e w a y s h e l i c o p t e r*

  • @grinningstorm9264
    @grinningstorm9264 4 года назад +6

    I love it when you upload, I couldn’t wait

  • @SirMatthew
    @SirMatthew 4 года назад +17

    You saying *Au* is comedy *gold*
    I'll see myself out

    • @Nordern
      @Nordern  4 года назад +4

      I see what you did there

    • @EmeraldCheetah-QC
      @EmeraldCheetah-QC 4 года назад +1

      @@Nordern Make this joke at least ONCE and I will be content with the video.

  • @Sgtnolisten
    @Sgtnolisten 3 года назад +1

    "You gonna pull his brain out and everything too?"
    "Requires there to be one in the first place."
    Miss opportunities, we mourn you...

  • @ocular2843
    @ocular2843 3 года назад +1

    I can’t stop rewatching this video!

  • @CerberusTNC
    @CerberusTNC 4 года назад +1

    "DIGBY GET THE STUART!"
    Any rational person would fucking run. Not because of the effectiveness, but the shit-show that would follow. Which frankly, is terrifying in and of itself.

  • @generalstarcat9961
    @generalstarcat9961 Год назад +1

    I just finished Moon knight and the mummifying bit was going around my head the entire time

  • @WolvericCatkin
    @WolvericCatkin 4 года назад

    *"I WILL PLAY JENGA IF IT FUCKING KILLS ME!!!"*
    **the Jenga actually kills him**
    😂

  • @shotsing
    @shotsing 4 года назад +7

    11/10 singing Norden

  • @el_omegous_boungous
    @el_omegous_boungous 2 года назад +5

    Does anyone know the song that Norden sings in 3:07?

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 4 года назад +1

    Awesome to see another upload. Nice!

  • @Ozm8eyPlays
    @Ozm8eyPlays 4 года назад +3

    5:26 the corona virus got him

  • @LupusUmbra995
    @LupusUmbra995 4 года назад +1

    Glorious good sir :D Been a while since i've had a good laugh. Thanks man, much love :D

  • @robertsummers3386
    @robertsummers3386 2 года назад +1

    10:31 Nordern, your country produced Vikings and Warriors and then it produced you, mate.

  • @mikrbruh3683
    @mikrbruh3683 4 года назад +1

    Necrophilia is the percect blend of fun and recycling

  • @d_o_u_g_h_n_u_t8063
    @d_o_u_g_h_n_u_t8063 4 года назад +1

    "I have never wanted to f*ck something less" Best insult of 2019

  • @squatchhammer7215
    @squatchhammer7215 4 года назад +1

    "You going to pull his brain out..." If Digby had a brain...

  • @liamoliver5848
    @liamoliver5848 4 года назад +3

    I can see that the editing style is inspired by SovietWomble. And it’s great

  • @dr.adam_bright2601
    @dr.adam_bright2601 4 года назад +1

    Bravely bravely running away brave brave brave sir Nordern

  • @scornthegreat7336
    @scornthegreat7336 4 года назад

    I really must say, this is probably your funniest video so far! Thanks a lot!

  • @nathanenfinger9559
    @nathanenfinger9559 4 года назад +1

    He wasn't kidding, it really did kill him

  • @jameskarg3240
    @jameskarg3240 2 года назад +2

    "I will play jenga if it fucking KILLS me!"
    Welp...he wasent wrong XD

  • @justauselessguy68
    @justauselessguy68 4 года назад +1

    *steps on rock
    *blows up
    "That wasn't a rock dude"
    No shit

  • @nibblesowo
    @nibblesowo 4 года назад +2

    The Zeus ping at 4:19 is in the exact same key as “Old Snake” from mgs4

  • @AlmightyLoaf
    @AlmightyLoaf Год назад +1

    Dedication to jenga is superb

  • @gavinl1565
    @gavinl1565 4 года назад

    You upload more then womble. Glad I get to more of you and Digby.

  • @thatorangeboi
    @thatorangeboi Месяц назад +1

    my american friend said yesterday "hey isn't that RUclipsr swedish?" and i replied "Nein, er ist norwegisch." he replied "is norway not in sweden?"
    american education there.

  • @KRUSBI
    @KRUSBI 4 года назад +9

    10:46 did I hear you guys playing with horse?

  • @MarkusxJxKeetz
    @MarkusxJxKeetz 4 года назад

    I hope everything is going well, Nordern! If not, I hope it gets better :D I mean, you have an awesome community that will always support you :)

  • @MyCrafcik
    @MyCrafcik 4 года назад

    9:03 I love the Pole from Transport squad :DD

  • @apexbutter8585
    @apexbutter8585 3 года назад +1

    O:36 "Evil Laughs"

  • @Dimandblade
    @Dimandblade 2 года назад +1

    Nordern coughing made my focus come back.

  • @darfle2447
    @darfle2447 4 года назад

    idk wut it is but you laughing whilst sick made me cry of laughter i have no idea why

  • @zactellier4247
    @zactellier4247 3 года назад

    Still one of the best arma antics video from nordern. Change my mind.

  • @alexcorbell8809
    @alexcorbell8809 4 года назад +1

    I have laughed while coughing before and my friends would also tell me to stop dying and it would make me laugh so much harder

  • @eva2602
    @eva2602 2 года назад +4

    2:58 anyone get uhhh deja vu somehow? i can't quite place it

  • @Benjamin-du6kr
    @Benjamin-du6kr 4 года назад

    This didn't show up in my sub feed but luckily I have notis turned on.

  • @dereklord9946
    @dereklord9946 4 года назад

    NORDERN ur back I hope ur ok man thx for the video ur vids always make me laugh bro

  • @NotSoAnonymousIGuess
    @NotSoAnonymousIGuess 4 года назад +6

    Yare yare daze

  • @EricTheRedWiseman
    @EricTheRedWiseman 4 года назад

    Love you Norde!

  • @awepen1596
    @awepen1596 4 года назад +1

    That transition tho...
    11:18

  • @WoT_MatC
    @WoT_MatC Год назад +1

    Today I learned that the laugh cough is also infectious...

  • @eli-weli7028
    @eli-weli7028 4 года назад +2

    Now we know the coughing was actually corona virus.

  • @revdev04
    @revdev04 4 года назад

    You singing is fing great when it comes to that song if you've never herd it befor

  • @Inucroft
    @Inucroft 4 года назад

    The open scene was one of the first Arma ops i was in... i feel old.

  • @TimDaCorgi
    @TimDaCorgi 4 года назад +1

    6:59 *The hands of god forbids drones*

  • @BlueRaptorNightFury
    @BlueRaptorNightFury 4 года назад

    Next time doc wants to be a tank commander, everyone should just take up all commander slots.

  • @cameronclark4480
    @cameronclark4480 4 года назад +6

    Plays a murderous game without killing anyone
    Can claymores have a non lethal option

  • @KumaNoire
    @KumaNoire 4 года назад +1

    DIGBY! Get the STUART!

  • @Desperateterror
    @Desperateterror 4 года назад +1

    If you listen closely at 0:38 forward you can hear Sabaton Red baron on the background.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Год назад

    Poor Monster being yelled at. The C.O. is taking his anger out on everyone for his screw-up

  • @jettm7248
    @jettm7248 Год назад +1

    how does nordern sound so much like Matt Lowne.
    I'm convinced they're the same person

  • @ineedanewname4844
    @ineedanewname4844 4 года назад +9

    1:48 is that Womble?

    • @lostnemesis
      @lostnemesis 4 года назад +2

      Always my friend always