@@chemical8962I use to love that dude movie as kid in Haiti we use to call him niko onething I hate about he never took beatings in his movies growing up on van damme, Jackie Chan , tony jaa and jet lee I’m use to the main character taking beatings
@@wanderingmercurymarauder761 Truly dangerous. Once he does it, your life is now on a timer. I mean it was on a timer before but like, it's still coming for you.
Steven Segall is the living embodiment of the kid that attended a single karake class and now thinks they're beyond all the degrees of black belt and can take on 5 people who trained in the Shoalin Temple at once
He's actually master of Aikido. He is the only non Japanese person to ever been given the title and been allowed to train others(last I heard anyway). Now what is Aikido you ask? Basically balet where you throw your opponents around. Not really an offensive style. All defense. A practiced BJJ purple belt would likely break Steven Segal in half especially as old as he is now lol.
@@christopherayettey4390 dude shits on other martial artists and most don’t bother confronting him. He used to shit on Jean Claude Van Damme for the longest, saying that he wasn’t a real martial artists. Van Damme put up with it until he got tired and was like “okay fine, let’s spar a little in the parking lot” , and Steven didn’t want to. Sly Stallone saw this in person and can account to this being true. But he was going to get caught out, by one Jean or another.
@@christopherayettey4390 He’s a Arrogant fake POS who is as narcissistic as they come, has terrible sportsmanship, is known to sexually harass his fellow female costars, and overall the dude isn’t entertaining.
You should hear rob Schneider's story about Steven Segal. Lol i guess he was at Saturday night live at the time and Steven was on the show and he came out of the dressing room and said he just read the greatest scripts he has ever read and Rob asked who wrote it and Steven said I did...lmfao
@@PHEONYX79 So multiple ppl worked on the story together and THEN confirmed that it was real? You know the difference in the two words and yet still sound dumb lol. Just curious, are you implying Hart knew part of the story, Cube knew part of the story, and the stuntman knew part of the story and they all put their parts together to make one full story of what happened and then they confirmed that's what actually happened?
I talked to a guy named Titus Paar online who directed him in one of his B movies and he said at a dinner with him Seagal told him he gets out of his car in China and uses snake magic to get the snake to go away, and he in the same story said he's only been bitten by snakes hardly ever. 🤣
This story is world famous in the Martial Art world. It's about when he challenged Judo Gene LaBell. Absolute legend of a stuntman who I think is in the Guiness Book of world records if I'm not mistaken. Rest In Peace, my friend!
Gene LeBell was my sensei's sensei, i was sad to see him pass. My sensei is now of old age as well, and unfortunately suffers from dementia. I hope there are others out their keeping his teachings alive. My instructor was always so intense, but always taught us so much in so little time. we were never allowed to learn a move without having it done on us multiple times to understand the power and danger of it.
@@Foralluhaterz sounds believable , I’m pretty sure gene was one of the main reasons Bruce started learning grappling arts as he realised it was a gaping hole in striking arts
@@TheAnimefool yeah I don't know what he's on about. Bruce literally began his grappling knowledge with Gene after losing a sparring match with him. Above all Bruce was a martial artist who knew what it meant when you were humbled like that. Means you're missing something in your arsenal
That story's already been proven to be complete bullshit lebell didn't choke steven out at all multiple witnesses have told what actually happened and steven never got choked out complete bullshit.
Thats the Gene Labell story... Gene was so kind and didn't really want to confirm the story, he knew how embarrassed Segal would be and probably knew he wouldn't admit to it. He was right, because Segal still denies that to this day. Everyone that was there knows what really happened 🤣
They need a RUclips channel where RETIRED stuntmen, I have to emphasize on retired because I don't want anyone to be unemployed but they should have a RUclips channel where they interview retired stuntmen and they tell all their stories about which celebrities were dicks and which ones were a pleasant to work with.
Well corridor digital do videos where stuntmen react to stuff, it's not exactly the same but there's quite a few cool stories in there and Loads of episodes. If anyones interested
@Rosilyn MaKeba the saying goes "he/she (whoever) was a legend in their own time." But it was funnier the way @THX1138 said it, especially since Seagal thinks he's King shit on turd mountain.
Only Kevin Hart can take us on a stroll from Ice Cube punching a man in the nose on set to Steven Segall getting choked out and shittin on himself in the same breath 😂
"So I put my arms around him and started squeezing. He squirmed for a bit. Then I guess he got tired and took a nap. He must've also forgot to go to the bathroom so he did that too" - Gene Lebell.
If I remember correctly, Steven then went and tried to convince people it wasn't a proper hold or it was an illegal hold or something. Basically trying to discredit him because he made him look like an idiot
Thank you to the Guy that choked Steven segall
😂😂
His name is Gene Labell. True story
@@TheMichaelLombardo Yeah, I seen the video of Gene telling the story and it'd hilarious. 😂
🤣
Exactly 🤣
Ice Cube punches stuntman. Stuntman-“Fuck Steven Seagall”
🤣
Underrated
🤣 😂
An appropriate response to any situation
He knew better 🤣🤣
"Stevens struggling,his feet is squirming, he's searching for balance...All you hear is 💨"‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kev a fool for that fr😂😂😂
Funny thing is G.L only knocked S.S to the ground never chocked him out
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 searching for balance
😂😂😂😂
Thanks man, I didn't listen to the video
"I've been shitting my pants for 35 years."
- Steven Seagal
They call that chopper a skippy
@@maxxgames73why?
@@BrodRien-li5uu you hear it? Skip skip skip skip
@@maxxgames73 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Kevin tells this story like he was there. What a great storyteller 😂
He was
@@andresavage9109 Lol no he wasn't. That happened decades ago.
@@andresavage9109 sold it so well you thought he was there
@@JorgeChavez-du5vm His spirit was there
@@hardassteel Lol you grossly misspelled "imagination".
"the guy choked the SHIT out of Steven Segal " 🤣🤣🤣🤣Kevins best quote
Choked* not fucking hard.
Literally 😃 😀
@@user-xj3mo2lx9z lmfao why does everyone spell it like chock wtf
@@user-xj3mo2lx9z you gonna cry about it?
@@Victimizations i just might, dude
The dude that choked the shit out of Segall deserves an Oscar
Judo Gene Labelle. Trained Rhondda Rousey and Freddie Prince Jnr.
Also taught Bruce Lee wrestling holds and pins that he would later use in his last movie. Gene was a stunt man on the Green Hornet. @@J-man15
@@J-man15yeah I’ve heard Ronda tell this story is Kevin stealing it as his own here?
This one little story is better than all of Steven Seagal's movies combined. Lol😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Does Seagull even have a GOOD movie...
@@chemical8962I use to love that dude movie as kid in Haiti we use to call him niko onething I hate about he never took beatings in his movies growing up on van damme, Jackie Chan , tony jaa and jet lee I’m use to the main character taking beatings
@@chemical8962yes
Steven had some classic mark for death and more
Now we know The origins of “I’ll choke the shit out of you”
Yea. Kevin Hart literally said the joke
G Money
wouldn't it be "chock the living shit out you"? Seagal didn't die........
u fortunately.
Good one
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sound like a super power
He wasn't tapping out, he was applying a deadly Seagal-school soft grip technique
Ah yes, the one where your opponent goes home and dies of natural causes at the age of 97. Seagal plays the long game.
@@wanderingmercurymarauder761 both of these gave me a belly 😂
@@wanderingmercurymarauder761 Truly dangerous. Once he does it, your life is now on a timer. I mean it was on a timer before but like, it's still coming for you.
Soft grip hard shit technique
The man had no other choice but to release him, very effective.
RIP Jean (guy that choked the shit out of Steven Seagal, literally).
He died? You have to at least tell us how.
@@marianrucareanu8802 he was really old
The video playing while Kevin tells the story is hilarious!!!!!! Perfect clip!
If this was recorded it would be Steven Seagal’s best movie.
I would pay to see that shit 🤣😂🤣😂💯
😆🤣😂
@@ezanderson8834 quite literally 💀
Oh man thanks for that
Facts!
It’s a compliment to Kevin’s narrative ability when he tells a second hand story and makes it feel as if he was there
That’s what makes him a great comedian they he tells stories are Amazing
And that it didn't happen
I dont like his loud style of comedy, but this i very much enjoyed. hope to see more of this from him
He's way overrated
The guy: I didn’t choke Steven out, he choked himself out, it was his choice.
Soon as he said "choked the sh*t outta Steven..." I lost it 😂
I love how it smoothly transitions from Ice Cube punching someone to Steven getting knocked out 😂😂😂
Correction, Steven shit himself.
Didn't get knocked out, got put in a choke hold and then tapped out but not before shitting himself.
He got choked out which is way better because it's slower and more embarrassing. 😂
*Choked* out
he didn't get knocked out he shit himself trying to get out the black belts hold
Steven Segall is the living embodiment of the kid that attended a single karake class and now thinks they're beyond all the degrees of black belt and can take on 5 people who trained in the Shoalin Temple at once
martial arts has their Trump!!!😁
he is actually a skilled martial artist or was a skilled martial artist, but at some point he lost his mind... and fell out of shape...
@@aoisora1445 it's the Dunning-Kruger effect. Basically he DID have SOME martial arts training but he thought he became an expert basically over night
@@aoisora1445 literally chose the worst martial art to do as well, pretty much just defensive dancing.
He's actually master of Aikido. He is the only non Japanese person to ever been given the title and been allowed to train others(last I heard anyway). Now what is Aikido you ask? Basically balet where you throw your opponents around. Not really an offensive style. All defense. A practiced BJJ purple belt would likely break Steven Segal in half especially as old as he is now lol.
It couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person. 😂
"Choked da 💩 out of Steven Seagal".. classic 🤣🤣🤣
It wasn't some random stunt guy. It was Judo Gene Lebell. A guy who trained, not trained with, trained Bruce Lee in grappling. Due is a total legend
Damn that sounds sick. But why does no one like that Steven guy. What he do?
Hell yeah! Happy to see I wasn’t the only one to know this legend
@jslhernandez2266 Bruh lmao! Exit Wounds was probably one of his best movies too! I always loved the chase scene with the Yamaha Raptor hahaha 🤣
It sounds like he was a random stunt guy...
They just happened to roll a nat 20.
Btw I do believe Gene lebell choking Steven tho
The guy that choked Seagal out is a national treasure.
Gene LeBell
I love hearing stories about other people's stories like they were actually there
"His feet squirming, searching for balance.......he's losing air a little bit" 😂🤣😅😆😄😅🤣😂😂😅😅😄
Judo Gene Labell wasn't just some black belt. He was a master among masters of Judo and Wrestling. He was a stunt choreographer.
True legend, and they left the part out of the story where Segal had a secret move to get out of any hold, the secret move was a nut punch......
Gene Labell could probably break your arm just by squeezing it with his hand. That dude was strong literally everywhere on his body.
So gene beat up Steven and Bruce, true legend
Jail white put seagall in his place too
Gene Labell put him in his place.....quickly and devastatingly at that......
Steven Seagal getting owned is always a great story
Why though
@@christopherayettey4390 dude shits on other martial artists and most don’t bother confronting him. He used to shit on Jean Claude Van Damme for the longest, saying that he wasn’t a real martial artists. Van Damme put up with it until he got tired and was like “okay fine, let’s spar a little in the parking lot” , and Steven didn’t want to. Sly Stallone saw this in person and can account to this being true.
But he was going to get caught out, by one Jean or another.
@@christopherayettey4390 he’s a real aikido guy but he’s not a real martial artist. And he’s not a fighter and likes to claim he is
@@christopherayettey4390 He’s a Arrogant fake POS who is as narcissistic as they come, has terrible sportsmanship, is known to sexually harass his fellow female costars, and overall the dude isn’t entertaining.
You should hear rob Schneider's story about Steven Segal. Lol i guess he was at Saturday night live at the time and Steven was on the show and he came out of the dressing room and said he just read the greatest scripts he has ever read and Rob asked who wrote it and Steven said I did...lmfao
Seagal stories are always the best! Everybody is always cracking up :-)
I love how everyone tells this story like they was there
It was Judo Gene Labell that did this. Choked Steven out. Dude 💩 his pants. LOL
gene is a legend
That's literally what happens to most people being strangled...seen it with my own eyes
No one cooler than Gene!
In all fairness, Gene could of choke the shit out of anyone! With that’s said, glad it was him😅
Choked***
This story will never get old especially since it’s true and collaborated by multiple people who where there.
Corroborated
Dont worry I'm sure it was also collaborated on by several people there who then corroborated that it actually happened
@@PHEONYX79 So multiple ppl worked on the story together and THEN confirmed that it was real? You know the difference in the two words and yet still sound dumb lol. Just curious, are you implying Hart knew part of the story, Cube knew part of the story, and the stuntman knew part of the story and they all put their parts together to make one full story of what happened and then they confirmed that's what actually happened?
This comment thread is fucking hilarious thanks y’all
@@PHEONYX79 Drew with the save
Gotta give props to Steven for not pushing it any further and trying to charge him with anything, after all he did ask for it lmao
This guy literally "chocked the shit out of Steven Seagal."
😅😂CLASSIC!!
The guy choking him out was probably like
"Finally. I can choke this guy out without getting in trouble."
He prayed 4 that chance the whole time they was filming ☠️☠️🤣😂
LMFAO!!!🤣😂🤣
That's my favorite and the best Steven seagal story ever lol 😆
EVER!
I talked to a guy named Titus Paar online who directed him in one of his B movies and he said at a dinner with him Seagal told him he gets out of his car in China and uses snake magic to get the snake to go away, and he in the same story said he's only been bitten by snakes hardly ever. 🤣
Facts 🤣🤣
lol you should listen to Tom Seguras bit about him titled “Seagal”.
@@connerautry4820 great bit! Segura is sooo damn funny.
The way he verbalized the struggle before the poop lol
By far best Steven Segal story ever told.🎉
Bruh he literally choked the shit out of steven seagul😭😂 im dyin😭😭😭
Classic comedy
Emphasis on LITERARY 😂😂😂
Bro just imagine being there
I want it to be true
Damn I never thought about this literally
Seagul shitting his pants gots to be the best Seagul story ever!
Rolling on the floor lmfao!
👍🏽
Facts and the story of him running in to the police station crying because a guy from the mob was looking for him.😂
you did a roflmfao
That first grunt Kevin makes has me in tears!
I can picture Steven getting choked out feet dangling tryin to find floor 🤣😂
That’s because of how big Steven is 🤦🏼♂️
doodoo everywhere 😭😭
"His feet where squirmy, searching for balance"🤣🤣🤣🤣
"what's the best way to get out of a choke hold?" "Don't get dafuq in one!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
Hey, you stole my comment...😊
@@democracy189 ain't no way your really worrying about getting your comment stolen in a youtube shorts video 💀
@@sky_1206 facetious
it ain't that deep man people have similar ideas all the time, you need to get over yourself
@@sky_1206 awwww, are you a big Stevie fanboy?
Segal is a punk noone in the industry wants to work with cuz he's a dk.
This story is world famous in the Martial Art world. It's about when he challenged Judo Gene LaBell. Absolute legend of a stuntman who I think is in the Guiness Book of world records if I'm not mistaken. Rest In Peace, my friend!
Gene LeBell was my sensei's sensei, i was sad to see him pass. My sensei is now of old age as well, and unfortunately suffers from dementia.
I hope there are others out their keeping his teachings alive. My instructor was always so intense, but always taught us so much in so little time. we were never allowed to learn a move without having it done on us multiple times to understand the power and danger of it.
@@zukoHD brother you're suffering from dementia if you think anyone's gonna believe that
Absolute disgrace of liar, even claimed to choke Bruce Lee which never happened
@@Foralluhaterz sounds believable , I’m pretty sure gene was one of the main reasons Bruce started learning grappling arts as he realised it was a gaping hole in striking arts
@@TheAnimefool yeah I don't know what he's on about. Bruce literally began his grappling knowledge with Gene after losing a sparring match with him. Above all Bruce was a martial artist who knew what it meant when you were humbled like that. Means you're missing something in your arsenal
Kevin telling this story makes it more valuable it’s fnckin hilarious
I’m so extra weak from laughter 🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣
That was Gene fucking Lebell not just some random guy lmfao.
Dude was a legend
That story's already been proven to be complete bullshit lebell didn't choke steven out at all multiple witnesses have told what actually happened and steven never got choked out complete bullshit.
@@NexTGeNEXpeRTWas you there when it happened?
@@baskin150 was kevin hart?
@@NexTGeNEXpeRT wrong
@@NexTGeNEXpeRThey Steven
As a Stunt Performer, this is true. I've been in spots where an actor accidentally hit me and was apologetic. But the Steven stories are notorious
yo, on God you gotta post these stories on your channel
I think I might have crossed paths with you 💪🏾
Bruh drop us sum story times
Surreeeee
@@ghostw3938 if you're talking about Ramon he's a stuntman
That Segway into the Steven seagals story was almost seamless
Ice cube punches stuntman.
Stuntman (while bleeding from the punch): “You know i made Steven Seagal shit himself”
Crew laughed and continued filming
When Steven seagal worked with Michael Jai White in the movie Exit Wounds. Steve segal knew not to hit Michael Jai White for real.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly 😂😂😂😂 he didn’t want those problems.
It wouldn't have went well for Steven that day.
He's not as stupid as he looks. He didn't want that 💨💨💨!
That guy is a legend. A real hero lol
Steven segal getting choked out so hard he shat himself is exactly what I needed to hear today
It’s the feet “searching for balance” that did it for me lol 😂😂😂😂😂
R.I.P. to the great Judo Gene Labell
Damn didn’t know he died
Judoka
That explains why KHart is telling this story
making the most pathetic little fart noises physically possible got me on the floor dude
Steven got choked out so hard he sharted hisself 😂😂
Thats the Gene Labell story... Gene was so kind and didn't really want to confirm the story, he knew how embarrassed Segal would be and probably knew he wouldn't admit to it. He was right, because Segal still denies that to this day. Everyone that was there knows what really happened 🤣
That's because Steven was threatening to sue him
@@jadangor1078damn imagine someone threatening to sue you after they dared you to put them in ya best move to try & escape 🤣🤣🤣
Heard this story over a decade ago and it still makes me smile 😁
Seagal is probably the only famous action star that has a worse reputation as time goes on.
Laughing way too hard my stomach hurts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
never get tired of hearing that classic Gene LaBelle story
Which was proven to be a lie
@@newonevery740 source?
I listened to this 5 times 😅😅😅, the sound effects gets me all the time. Thx
He choked out Seagal for everyone around the world😂
The story of Steven Seagal shitting his pants is one of my favorite hollywood stories. His arrogance is legendary.
That choke out was for John Leguizamo
That guy that choked him out was the late great Judo Gene LeBell.
Oh, we’ll that explains a lot. LoL! Gene was a monster
Gene is a legend
Thank you for recognizing a Legend!
So true ask joe Rogan
The master of submission.
Bless that man. Doing Gods work out here😂
Best Steven Seagal story ever!!!
The poot, poot noise Kevin makes had me LMAO! Thanks for that Kevin.
The struggle noises 😂
Legit spit out my coffee... was not prepared lolol
Yes! That shit was hilarious 😂😂
Kevin’s sound effects of him getting choked out 😂😂😂
Hilarious 🤣 🤣 🤣
*doo doo noises intensify*
The sound effects were meant to be of him shitting himself.
"Searching for balance, he's losing air"😂😂😂
Comedians are great storytellers 😂😂😂
They need a RUclips channel where RETIRED stuntmen, I have to emphasize on retired because I don't want anyone to be unemployed but they should have a RUclips channel where they interview retired stuntmen and they tell all their stories about which celebrities were dicks and which ones were a pleasant to work with.
That would be dope.
I’d watch absolutely every episode. Get it made, Blainer!
Well corridor digital do videos where stuntmen react to stuff, it's not exactly the same but there's quite a few cool stories in there and Loads of episodes. If anyones interested
@@uppercutshurt5199 I know right 😁
@@BeauTylerMakesMusic me too!!! 😁
Serves him right
I just listened to this 7 times in a row. I laughed just as hard the 7th tune as i did the first. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"... He's searching for balance...." 😂
He’s he is the video already said that
Everyone knows that Steven Seagal is a legend in his own mind
In his own mind
Well played sir! Well played!!🫡😂
🤣🤣🤣
In really tight jeans...
@Rosilyn MaKeba the saying goes "he/she (whoever) was a legend in their own time." But it was funnier the way @THX1138 said it, especially since Seagal thinks he's King shit on turd mountain.
"I've been getting out of chockeholds for 87 years, give me your best shot" 😂
1 of the funniest stories ever told 😂😂💀💀
The saga of Steven Seagal keeps getting better and better
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 not sure why "searching for balance" messed me up so bad 💀💀💀
Gene Lebell....A LEGIT martial artist making a legendary moment!
the guy CHOKED THE LITERAL SHIT OUTTA SEGAL,,, bahahaaaa I think I shat myself LAUGHING 😂 💩 😮 🤣
Ive never wanted to see an interview with that guy more than anyone else ever 😂
Ice cube be that one guy who’s always looking angry but actually happy
I can't say how happy this makes me feel
Kev story telling is unmatched 😂
Good 4 his ass.
He never gets hit in any movie I've seen.
Thank U LORD
Only Kevin Hart can take us on a stroll from Ice Cube punching a man in the nose on set to Steven Segall getting choked out and shittin on himself in the same breath 😂
"he taps out😂 smells like shit everywhere" got tears running down my face😂😂💀
Steven Segail is such a jurk. He deserves every second.
I don't think he's a jurk but from the stories I've heard he's a real jerk lol
@@dr.rockzo Check out jontrons video on him. Guys delusional.
I don't know where to start but this whole damn story hilarious 😂 🤣 had me dead💀 with those fart sound effects 🤣
I listened to this on a loop while I read the comments…all of it brilliantly funny! Kevin’s delivery is so good too 🤣
I swear this story is the funniest shit I have ever heard. Always good for a laugh no matter the mood
Shake the mans hand. The great pretender goes nigh night😂
"So I put my arms around him and started squeezing. He squirmed for a bit. Then I guess he got tired and took a nap. He must've also forgot to go to the bathroom so he did that too"
- Gene Lebell.
Had to wake up at 3am for work. I needed this.
This story is told in the hall of legends.
This was the laugh of the day!!!
If I remember correctly, Steven then went and tried to convince people it wasn't a proper hold or it was an illegal hold or something. Basically trying to discredit him because he made him look like an idiot
Haha! Poor cry baby stevie😂
“Does Wayne braydie have to choke a B” 😂
I'm with you on this one. Folks don't get it. "B run for your life."😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 well dropped