I call it the wallet key.

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  • @polkaputo3226
    @polkaputo3226 2 года назад +59118

    “begin tracing the key as precisely as possible”
    the trace: 🥴

    • @coffeemanwantsumcoffee
      @coffeemanwantsumcoffee 2 года назад +375

      No one commented because its acctuly perfect

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 2 года назад +409

      @@coffeemanwantsumcoffee if you call that perfect I don't think I want to see what you consider bad

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 2 года назад +272

      The one time this emoji actually makes sense somewhere.

    • @woundedh1ppo
      @woundedh1ppo 2 года назад +19

      Lol 😂

    • @TheDuke2007
      @TheDuke2007 2 года назад +23

      all I see is a square with a X in it

  • @braydenhancock3907
    @braydenhancock3907 Год назад +344

    That’s a genius way to get stuff to scale

    • @AsiandOOd
      @AsiandOOd 8 месяцев назад +6

      why not just trace the plastic over the key

    • @Mr.Trumpwithadump
      @Mr.Trumpwithadump 8 месяцев назад

      @@AsiandOOdFr

    • @u235u235u235
      @u235u235u235 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@AsiandOOd you really don't know? i'll answer you. because it means you can QUICKLY take a picture of someone else's key when they're not looking then on your own time without being rushed make the plastic key whenever you want for later use. was that so hard to figure out?

    • @benargee
      @benargee 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@u235u235u235that's true but he did it wrong. You don't spend time trying to tweak the zoom when you take the photo. Do it after. Throw coin and key down and quickly take picture. Then later scale the picture so that the coin is the same size and then copy the key.

  • @wadewilson8011
    @wadewilson8011 Год назад +1389

    "As precisely as possible."
    What he actually does: F'CK IT!

    • @tempest585
      @tempest585 Год назад +5

      the upper shape doesnt matter

    • @nugo344
      @nugo344 Год назад

      While holding a camera its really good

    • @ReformationRamblings
      @ReformationRamblings 4 месяца назад

      He was only sloppy for the part that doesn’t actually go into the lock

  • @onlinebills9169
    @onlinebills9169 Год назад +5192

    Meanwhile his buddy on the other side of the door: "Hey, tell me when you want me to turn the lock"

    • @vertexvortex5
      @vertexvortex5 Год назад +34

      Lol

    • @kennethjones8700
      @kennethjones8700 Год назад +19

      Fr

    • @lilianveikoso5932
      @lilianveikoso5932 Год назад +33

      😂😂😂🤣🤣 I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂

    • @fuckgooglefrfr
      @fuckgooglefrfr Год назад +25

      What lmao? No. This would actually work just fine, and he's not the first one to showcase this. 100% real.

    • @Priyanshpzx
      @Priyanshpzx Год назад +99

      @@fuckgooglefrfr According to my research, I don't think that plastic tape could even would be able to move the Pins inside the lock, That's why lockpickers use high and tough quality of thin lock picks....

  • @elitegaming6238
    @elitegaming6238 2 года назад +116998

    Just showed your key buddy thanks alot now im coming for you.

    • @orlandoconnell3489
      @orlandoconnell3489 2 года назад +10474

      For his laundry room lol

    • @josukeuchiha
      @josukeuchiha 2 года назад +6740

      More like coming for his washing machine.

    • @lowkey.fuckedup
      @lowkey.fuckedup 2 года назад +64

      @@josukeuchiha them bitches pricey, what dude has in that room cost more than my car.
      Ye I'm coming for his laundry room

    • @CClockworkk
      @CClockworkk 2 года назад +4996

      Damn bruh ur going to steal his laundry 😱😱😱

    • @slavicmultipla
      @slavicmultipla 2 года назад +2543

      I'm gonna try every door in the world to see if it's his house

  • @teknical100
    @teknical100 Год назад +70

    That's a lot of effort to get the laundry done.

  • @akshhatvsrivastava
    @akshhatvsrivastava Год назад +285

    Instructions unclear
    5 Star wanted level
    Couldn't open the bank locker by this

  • @frostystudios1107
    @frostystudios1107 Год назад +9606

    Me: Mum
    Mum: What
    Me: I've got a piece of plastic stuck in the key hole

  • @Dragoneer
    @Dragoneer 2 года назад +11552

    “As precisely as possible”
    Literally draws the shittest trace ever lol

  • @KirkyTurkey74
    @KirkyTurkey74 Год назад +10

    You can also use a lighter and heat up the original key making a carbon deposit. Then using a piece of tape, tape the key leaving an imprint. Then put this tape on a soda can and cut out with a craft knife.

    • @RowdyR3DD
      @RowdyR3DD Год назад +1

      This info was locked somewhere in my mind, thanks for reminding me

  • @darkknightyt1205
    @darkknightyt1205 Год назад +71

    As a robber I thank you my guy that you told me another peaceful method to rob a house without violence

  • @alexpritchard8117
    @alexpritchard8117 Год назад +3158

    “As precisely as possible” suddenly develops Parkinson’s.

  • @ONE.Music.
    @ONE.Music. Год назад +2881

    “So how did you get into robbery?”
    “Well…it all started on RUclips…”

  • @DrDeepstack
    @DrDeepstack Год назад +180

    "The dumbest way to trace a key ever recorded"

    • @JordanJank
      @JordanJank Год назад +7

      Can't be the dumbest because it worked... so 🤷‍♂️

    • @teeess9551
      @teeess9551 Год назад

      @@JordanJank People can't fake stuff?

    • @WazaAaA420
      @WazaAaA420 Год назад

      ​@@teeess9551 its not fake.

    • @teeess9551
      @teeess9551 Год назад

      @@WazaAaA420 Have you perfected this method?

    • @WazaAaA420
      @WazaAaA420 Год назад +4

      @@teeess9551 no, but I can lock pick so I know this would work 100%

  • @mychaelryanlocc
    @mychaelryanlocc Год назад +1

    Bro, the outline. 😭😭😭

  • @rudiansyahirun
    @rudiansyahirun Год назад +2594

    "my parents aren't home"
    "Take a picture of the key!"

    • @eleuterioguerrero3293
      @eleuterioguerrero3293 Год назад +58

      With a quarter!! Dont forget the quarter!!!

    • @eleuterioguerrero3293
      @eleuterioguerrero3293 Год назад +4

      @Manar stop motion why would you take a picture of the key with two quarters? I think one is enough

    • @markramirez6870
      @markramirez6870 Год назад

      you could always take the picture before and have one in your wallet like the video suggests

    • @ohareshairs2210
      @ohareshairs2210 Год назад +1

      @Manar stop motion you can use the same quarter 🤦‍♂️

    • @eleuterioguerrero3293
      @eleuterioguerrero3293 Год назад +4

      @Manar stop motion bro. Did you not see the guy's comment? There is a girl who's parents are out. So the joke is that he's telling the girl to take a picture of the key. And to send it to him. Hence why I said. With a quarter. To tell me two quarters you'd be saying you want her to take a picture with two quarters. I'm not saying it doesnt take two quarters. What I'm saying is when the picture itself is taken it only has to be done with one quarter

  • @dysfunctional4341
    @dysfunctional4341 Год назад +6289

    How to break into someones house:
    Find their key
    then make a duplicate of that key
    use the plastic key instead of the key

  • @MatthewM575
    @MatthewM575 Год назад +4

    Yes it is really that easy and works every time. It also helps if you have a dremmel, than you can use thicker metal

    • @cdmcfall
      @cdmcfall Год назад

      Thicker material will only work if you plan on duplicating the milling. Otherwise it won't fit in the keyway. Just buy a KW1 key blank and file it down or have it code cut.

  • @robloxandfidgets
    @robloxandfidgets Год назад +2791

    What everyone hears: How to make a plastic key duplication
    What I hear: *How to become a robber*

    • @PunkIAm
      @PunkIAm Год назад +26

      *comment gets flagged by the FBI*

    • @SIPAHSALAR_313
      @SIPAHSALAR_313 Год назад +6

      @@PunkIAm oh really?

    • @vituralrealism5505
      @vituralrealism5505 Год назад

      Bro your youtube name is Hella stupid 💀💀. Get off youtube kid.

    • @merbudd
      @merbudd Год назад +25

      not really you would need to take a picture of the persons key that you want to rob

    • @theoneandonlyado
      @theoneandonlyado Год назад

      *Screenshots key* *Finds address*
      You're dead.

  • @brandonboy09
    @brandonboy09 2 года назад +4608

    Him: “Begin tracing the key as precisely as possible.”
    Him: 🌀

    • @_Glory_to_God
      @_Glory_to_God 2 года назад +33

      What does that even mean lmao still made me laugh -,-

    • @zackwilliams6930
      @zackwilliams6930 2 года назад +68

      @@_Glory_to_God symbol means its like hes drawing in a hurricane. Aka his tracing isn't very precise even tho he says to be precise.

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 2 года назад +1

      @@_Glory_to_God lmfao

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 2 года назад +1

      @@zackwilliams6930 yeah ikr but it still worked tho

    • @teekaytekcon
      @teekaytekcon 2 года назад +4

      😂😂😂
      The part he didn't trace well wasn't the important part though

  • @harrylu2845
    @harrylu2845 Год назад +2

    Key:turns
    Also key:snaps
    The house owner:😳

  • @jonfd1
    @jonfd1 Год назад +33

    Thank god his life didn’t depend on that precision

  • @steveblankenship7643
    @steveblankenship7643 2 года назад +7960

    “I forgot my key but luckily I remembered my scotch tape, scissors, a quarter, a piece of clear plastic, my sharpie, and I took a picture of my key next to a quarter ahead of time just in case of emergencies. This has already saved me so many times.”

    • @jdsmith2670
      @jdsmith2670 2 года назад +362

      This was meant to have the plastic key in your wallet as a spare beforehand, prior to being locked out?

    • @johng5185
      @johng5185 2 года назад +115

      Or get a copy of someone elses key..

    • @chrish1695
      @chrish1695 2 года назад

      Boy you are dense. This is to have a spare key that flexes in your wallet

    • @angryyoungman4389
      @angryyoungman4389 2 года назад +63

      This is for the people who have acess to the keys for only few seconds

    • @lukemclaughlin4896
      @lukemclaughlin4896 2 года назад +7

      Lmmfaoooo

  • @bellescarlet2313
    @bellescarlet2313 Год назад +1957

    everyone: "he cant trace precisely.."
    me: "you dont need a photo if you have it.. just trace the damn key!!"

    • @DUDE_OUTSIDE_THE_ROOM
      @DUDE_OUTSIDE_THE_ROOM Год назад +76

      Amen! I’ve been looking for that comment so long. Why didn’t nobody realize 😂😂

    • @jonathanmarcell2638
      @jonathanmarcell2638 Год назад +13

      THANK YOU! Why is this not at the top

    • @robertthayer5779
      @robertthayer5779 Год назад

      Cuz these assholes know us dumbasses will watch!

    • @CEOofCunnySlurper
      @CEOofCunnySlurper Год назад +71

      I think it's in case the real key is missing (and you have the photo before the key missing)

    • @matthewrigby6089
      @matthewrigby6089 Год назад +14

      This would be useful if you need a friend to get into your home but you are out of town!

  • @udp
    @udp Год назад +1

    "My first robbery" lesson ❤️

  • @thetalks3939
    @thetalks3939 Год назад +8

    I'M SORRY MON I JUST SAW THIS SHORT ON RUclips
    I DIDN'T KNEW IT'LL STUCK IN AND WE HAVE TO BREAK THE DOOR 😭💀

  • @Blue-rm6ud
    @Blue-rm6ud 2 года назад +554

    "Trace the key as precisely as possible"
    *Proceeds to develop Essential Tremor Disorder*

  • @Rao54168
    @Rao54168 2 года назад +10563

    The coin trick he used to get the exact size of the key was a great idea.

    • @mtguy234
      @mtguy234 2 года назад +503

      Can't you just trace the actual key

    • @Rao54168
      @Rao54168 2 года назад +70

      @@mtguy234 in the video is making a replica of plastic, which is also not bad

    • @mik-el-tube
      @mik-el-tube 2 года назад +351

      @@Rao54168 just put the key on a piece of plastic, trace it and cut the shape.
      Hack from the middle age, no need to use a 2022 portable computer

    • @keskinkesir4468
      @keskinkesir4468 2 года назад +41

      @@mik-el-tube you get to carry your key in your phone though hahaha

    • @Rao54168
      @Rao54168 2 года назад +2

      @@mik-el-tube 👍👍

  • @hunterjay8423
    @hunterjay8423 Год назад

    Thank you for teaching future thieves very helpful

  • @mrchickinman9984
    @mrchickinman9984 Год назад +2

    “begin tracing the key as precisely as possible”

  • @oskanoch
    @oskanoch Год назад +2539

    "Do you have the key? Better! I've the picture of the key!"

    • @KAMELLTDK
      @KAMELLTDK Год назад +8

      Make more sense now

    • @eli2112
      @eli2112 Год назад +21

      Captain Jack Sparrow knew exactly what he was doing

    • @dropdeadfred109
      @dropdeadfred109 Год назад +1

      Lol

    • @victormoreira459
      @victormoreira459 Год назад +1

      It's for the thief when he thinks about stealing in the future without arousing suspicion

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi Год назад

      Much more better !

  • @charlieriordan6693
    @charlieriordan6693 2 года назад +842

    Imagine how annoyed he will be when it snaps in his lock and he can't get it out 🤣

    • @gardensofthegods
      @gardensofthegods 2 года назад +43

      I don't believe that really unlocked the door anyway it's just too flimsy .
      But you're right

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 2 года назад +23

      @@gardensofthegods you can use plasticard, or perspex if you want it transparent. There are much thicker plastics than he used is my point. You don't actually have to use the setter to turn the lock, you could rotate the keyway with a hairpin etc.

    • @taxevasion0336
      @taxevasion0336 2 года назад +6

      I was looking for this comment

    • @dunowemahnaime4113
      @dunowemahnaime4113 2 года назад

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @RimuKora
      @RimuKora Год назад

      use tweezers to get the plastic out ig?

  • @iliashchegolev6335
    @iliashchegolev6335 Месяц назад

    Man you’re a talent!!

  • @Mamba_forever
    @Mamba_forever Год назад +1

    That one guy that screenshot the key 😏

  • @user-zj8uc2hl5h
    @user-zj8uc2hl5h 2 года назад +9296

    Everyone: "that quarter trick wow."
    Me: puts the key on the plastic to trace it

    • @mokshabhatt2753
      @mokshabhatt2753 2 года назад +434

      Exactly i mean if you have the key to take a picture just trace it why be taking pictures 🤣

    • @tim83366
      @tim83366 2 года назад +573

      @@mokshabhatt2753 you use the picture if you lose the key

    • @tropicalhousemusic601
      @tropicalhousemusic601 2 года назад +30

      This Is Fake? Xd

    • @thelife8836
      @thelife8836 2 года назад +190

      In some strangers place we have no time to draw pictures of key. So we can take a photo and draw the key at our place.

    • @user-zj8uc2hl5h
      @user-zj8uc2hl5h 2 года назад +23

      @@thelife8836 I guess thats a good point

  • @bear_bearing7045
    @bear_bearing7045 2 года назад +2476

    "Draw key as precisely as possible." Dude literally messed up so bad.

  • @medievalarmorexptert6827
    @medievalarmorexptert6827 Год назад +1

    "ah shit i forgot the tape"

  • @BrekekeReal
    @BrekekeReal Год назад +1

    "dOEs It woRK WiTH aLl cOinS???"

  • @rileycheyenne6954
    @rileycheyenne6954 2 года назад +14054

    I didn't even register the rest of the video I'm still in shock at how smart using the quarter for scale was

    • @waschmaschinenfreund
      @waschmaschinenfreund 2 года назад +373

      Same, best lifehack ever

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 2 года назад +591

      Why not trace the actual key instead?

    • @itismiguel6526
      @itismiguel6526 2 года назад +228

      @Menaceblue3 you can steal the key then take the picture and make the key later and put the key back where you stole it. So the key is not gone for a long time

    • @miguelarias5000
      @miguelarias5000 2 года назад +20

      @@Menaceblue3 I don't think it's as fast and easy to hide tho 🤔

    • @contraband1543
      @contraband1543 2 года назад +46

      You're shocked on a weekly basis by the most mundane everyday things im sure.
      Life must be bliss being so simple

  • @LxftRxght
    @LxftRxght 2 года назад +1221

    "After that's done, grab your marker and begin tracing the key as precisely as possible..."
    / proceeds to freehand

  • @lilyduncan9684
    @lilyduncan9684 Год назад

    “ As precisely as possible” 😂

  • @eve5401
    @eve5401 Год назад +660

    “Begin stealing the key as straight as possible”
    the trace:🌈

  • @DE_3D
    @DE_3D Год назад +1

    Anyone wanna talk about how the door was unlocked before he even started?

  • @kyoukajiro2760
    @kyoukajiro2760 Год назад +2491

    Prisoner:“Oh yeah how did you get in here”?
    Me:“I broke into someone’s house using a piece of plastic”

    • @mrausaf9988
      @mrausaf9988 Год назад +6

      Lol

    • @cglaurer
      @cglaurer Год назад +38

      “I had the key but decided to trace it onto plastic, cut it out, and use that instead.”

    • @XEARNX_
      @XEARNX_ Год назад +4

      Inmate: ''thats whats up"

    • @dukestv6574
      @dukestv6574 Год назад

      ruclips.net/channel/UCXZvOtxzOQb58yRR1_cIMQA

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 Год назад

      1000th comment yay!!!

  • @anish9342
    @anish9342 Год назад +2

    Perspective left the chat

  • @liamgavinwells
    @liamgavinwells 9 месяцев назад

    At that point, just pick the lock

  • @jakeprimak
    @jakeprimak 2 года назад +2708

    “How to steal someone’s key”

  • @TheTomm101
    @TheTomm101 2 года назад +1328

    "Between the lines"
    Nah b, on the waste side of the line.

  • @chad5188
    @chad5188 Год назад

    Thanks for the Free Robbery Bob course

  • @christiansmith2005
    @christiansmith2005 Год назад

    How to make your own key
    Step 1: take a picture of the key 🗿

  • @dakotagarrison974
    @dakotagarrison974 2 года назад +7467

    “Draw key as precisely as possible.”
    Dudes key looked like the big yellow red and blue key toy we had as kids. (KEEP SHOWING LOVE)

  • @timothygu3
    @timothygu3 Год назад +2262

    You know there’s a machine at Walmart that duplicates a key in 1 minute. 🤔

    • @coolgacha9872
      @coolgacha9872 Год назад +37

      For a cost

    • @timothygu3
      @timothygu3 Год назад +329

      @@coolgacha9872 yeah that’s usually how that works when you use goods and services.

    • @Geoffreyshadid
      @Geoffreyshadid Год назад +28

      @@timothygu3 Still unacceptable when you can just use the key at home.

    • @SyxtyWeb
      @SyxtyWeb Год назад +11

      Home depot

    • @Geoffreyshadid
      @Geoffreyshadid Год назад +3

      @@SyxtyWeb You do not deserve the flag of Canada, take that off your profile picture

  • @SnazzyZubloids
    @SnazzyZubloids Год назад +1

    Yeah a duplicate key is like $3.50 at Home Depot and is way less likely to get stuck in the keyway and snap little pieces off, resulting in a $75 call to a locksmith.

  • @memesonfortnite184
    @memesonfortnite184 Год назад

    " OH NO MY KEY"
    "what does it look like"
    "It's clear"
    Oh 😣😣😣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @boostup9680
    @boostup9680 2 года назад +745

    "As precisely as possible"
    : drawing bitcoin chart

  • @jonathanwd7238
    @jonathanwd7238 2 года назад +2301

    Burglar: “why thank you 🙏 “

    • @philiptucker7590
      @philiptucker7590 2 года назад +30

      He IS the burglar lol

    • @mya3601
      @mya3601 2 года назад +27

      Shit like this shouldn’t be allowed on the internet

    • @sumkoolgeo
      @sumkoolgeo 2 года назад +29

      Dont you need the key in order to make a plastic COPY of the key

    • @russianbias5681
      @russianbias5681 2 года назад +5

      Its only the key to his laundry room so its not really important

    • @cheeseburgers82
      @cheeseburgers82 2 года назад

      Are yall dumb first you'd need to get the keys to the house your trying to rob then trace the key plus burglars would just pick the locks with a pick set or just smash a window

  • @lauriemiller1690
    @lauriemiller1690 Год назад

    If this cat burglar is kicking about I'm going to need upgrade my Shed to key card locks 😆 🤣 😂

  • @Hh5hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    @Hh5hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Год назад +1

    I can't get this good of a picture of my enemy's key

  • @MNmetalhead
    @MNmetalhead Год назад +706

    “And now your door lock is jammed with plastic, have fun!”

    • @mdtb3901
      @mdtb3901 Год назад +4

      Yes

    • @snailsth102
      @snailsth102 Год назад +2

      Fo real

    • @Paandaas
      @Paandaas Год назад +16

      It worked easily because that lock was very low quality (and because its youtube & the power of editing)

    • @snailsth102
      @snailsth102 Год назад +1

      @@Paandaas that was a perfect explanation.

    • @missyup28
      @missyup28 Год назад

      🤣

  • @kouzaris579
    @kouzaris579 2 года назад +4215

    I cut keys for a living and while I don't know what material that plastic was exactly , I'm willing to say it wouldn't have enough stability to push the pins up within the lock

    • @alienozomspace9124
      @alienozomspace9124 2 года назад +430

      Bruh i don't even make keys or anything, but just watching the plastic bend like that i knew it wouldn't work as easily as he made it.

    • @morellonomicon1828
      @morellonomicon1828 2 года назад +39

      probably printed lamination sheet

    • @Makowako_
      @Makowako_ 2 года назад +25

      I think the plastic would be enough because it’s stopped from bending by the sides of the keyhole

    • @Phantom-lk5gp
      @Phantom-lk5gp 2 года назад +38

      @@Makowako_ It still wouldn’t have enough strength, it would just bend the base and twist the plastic while trying to unlock the door.

    • @PartyInk
      @PartyInk 2 года назад +1

      Nice profile

  • @ianhughes7369
    @ianhughes7369 9 месяцев назад

    That's a good idea to put a lock on your laundry room so your guests don't accidentally see all that dirty stuff

  • @andrewr7820
    @andrewr7820 8 месяцев назад

    Educating Level 1 members of the Thieves Guild, Good job.

  • @tylerle1949
    @tylerle1949 Год назад +1944

    POV: you looked for the “trace the key as precisely as possible” comments.

    • @rokrojko1572
      @rokrojko1572 Год назад +4

      Hahaha got me

    • @bridgettebrackeen8027
      @bridgettebrackeen8027 Год назад +2

      man bro you got the whole squad laughing 😑

    • @GVNZXLEZ
      @GVNZXLEZ Год назад +4

      @@bridgettebrackeen8027 you ain’t got no squad ya squirrel🎠🐿

    • @bridgettebrackeen8027
      @bridgettebrackeen8027 Год назад

      @@GVNZXLEZ bruh at least I don't make sucky vids that start with a your mom joke if u did make vids they'd be like yours sucky so I dont

    • @darvin50k
      @darvin50k Год назад +3

      Whoever’s reading this, i pray that whatever your going through gets better and whatever your struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen

  • @gwindalberry
    @gwindalberry 2 года назад +175

    "As precisely as possible"... goes on to do a rough sketch

  • @goosedogtransam1020
    @goosedogtransam1020 Год назад +11

    Meanwhile an actual criminal kicked your door in while you were recording step 2.

  • @Johannsus
    @Johannsus 2 года назад +59

    I call this "DIY how to get plastic stuck in your door lock"

  • @rebelspods
    @rebelspods 2 года назад +136

    "Hey can you send me a picture of your key"

  • @bryanthompson3030
    @bryanthompson3030 Год назад

    Sounds like instructions from ikea

  • @ChaceBonanno
    @ChaceBonanno Год назад

    With a good enough camera, you could get a shot of a key from a distance when someone exposes it and then rescale the image so that it’s the right size

  • @ihatenegativepeople
    @ihatenegativepeople Год назад +389

    Me: takes pictures of all my keys for safe keeping
    Google: we have access

  • @VeryClassyDemon
    @VeryClassyDemon 2 года назад +376

    To quote CallMeKevin when he tried something this: “If you have the key you’re making a copy of, than you already have the key for the lock, so just use the key for the lock”

    • @vasconcelos7356
      @vasconcelos7356 2 года назад +18

      Because it might be someone else's, so the quickest way to do it without the person realizing you even took they key would be to simply take a picture of it.

    • @KingDontre
      @KingDontre 2 года назад +3

      Lol I remember that video

    • @VeryClassyDemon
      @VeryClassyDemon 2 года назад +7

      @@vasconcelos7356 if it’s someone else’s key and you use a copy on their lock, I’m pretty sure that isn’t legal

    • @dorchadas549
      @dorchadas549 2 года назад +12

      @@VeryClassyDemon that's the point

    • @VeryClassyDemon
      @VeryClassyDemon 2 года назад +4

      @@dorchadas549 So is this like... a "how to" on getting arrested?

  • @BR1GH7_
    @BR1GH7_ Год назад +2

    "You might have to wiggle it a little bit just to get to go in all the way" 💀

  • @biondisubbaiah
    @biondisubbaiah 2 года назад +1583

    "how to get plastic stuck in ur keyhole & call a locksmith to replace ur lock"

    • @stanlee1857
      @stanlee1857 2 года назад +46

      Exactly this plastic is definitely not going to work

    • @your_dream_come_true
      @your_dream_come_true 2 года назад +3

      Accurate

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 2 года назад +17

      And then get judged cause you probably have to tell him why it’s stuck

    • @dre6210
      @dre6210 2 года назад +9

      It doesnt take a locksmith to replace a lock my guy

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 2 года назад +28

      @@dre6210 It doesn’t take a genius to realise a joke but here we are

  • @joshcantrell8397
    @joshcantrell8397 Год назад +430

    I guess we have different definitions of “precisely as possible”…

    • @teeonefifteen5944
      @teeonefifteen5944 Год назад +4

      Keywords "as possible"

    • @InspiredTech
      @InspiredTech Год назад

      @@teeonefifteen5944 not really key words, per se.

    • @dassassins
      @dassassins Год назад

      Straight to the washing machine for his filthy jocks hey?

    • @mightymouse1111
      @mightymouse1111 Год назад

      Lol right, apparently just a precisely as you can freehand

    • @pirilon78
      @pirilon78 Год назад

      @@InspiredTech yes they are what

  • @Nine-ch3vc
    @Nine-ch3vc Год назад +1

    Imagine getting the wrong size

  • @Z0MB13J03
    @Z0MB13J03 Год назад +1

    The brilliance of this is you now have thousands of people with scaled pictures of their key uploaded to the internet. Its not a B&E if you have a key!

  • @fugosfork7907
    @fugosfork7907 2 года назад +879

    "As precisely as possible"
    *proceeds to free hand speed run it*

  • @915hillbilly
    @915hillbilly Год назад +1468

    Just trace the actual “key” part of the key, you’re going to want a bigger handle because the plastic is flexible, and a lot of better locks especially a deadbolt won’t turn.

    • @willythemailboy2
      @willythemailboy2 Год назад +32

      That's why you use the plastic cutout to set the key pins and something like a screwdriver to actually turn the lock.

    • @dukestv6574
      @dukestv6574 Год назад

      ruclips.net/channel/UCXZvOtxzOQb58yRR1_cIMQA

    • @nuendojuan6389
      @nuendojuan6389 Год назад +3

      @Leviathan i wonder if it would thin enough to get in the keyhole

    • @FFz0381
      @FFz0381 Год назад

      Also I think the lock turns the other way to unlock?

    • @dukestv6574
      @dukestv6574 Год назад

      Yeah

  • @sonkaiku651
    @sonkaiku651 Год назад

    My wallet key is my lockpick kit

  • @Colmang_
    @Colmang_ Год назад +1

    I just screenshoted, I’m going through every apartment in America till I find you

  • @hecticandchaotic6171
    @hecticandchaotic6171 Год назад +320

    "As precisely as possible"
    The comments: *im boutta end this mans whole career*

    • @pattyryopotybuttongamer3063
      @pattyryopotybuttongamer3063 Год назад

      @@memegod8111 So how does anyone deal with an iphone with a almost full storage with or without deleting any of the apps? (also serves as a TL;DR example)
      I had this sort of question on some other subreddit but the person over there pointed me to the right direction to help solve this sort of question I've been trying to ask as of recently.

  • @Andy-ih5el
    @Andy-ih5el 2 года назад +3033

    Yeah bro, the plastic broke and got stuck in key hole. Now I have to get the lock replaced 😢

    • @Fr4ctalR6
      @Fr4ctalR6 2 года назад +297

      Excuse me?? Did you REALLY THINK that was gonna work??????

    • @pata6129
      @pata6129 2 года назад +140

      Yeah you ever actually try opening a door with a key.. even a real key feels like it's going to break and they do.

    • @Andy-ih5el
      @Andy-ih5el 2 года назад +77

      @@Fr4ctalR6 he did it and it worked, so why not give it a try?

    • @anzanchu1100
      @anzanchu1100 2 года назад +11

      😂

    • @Fr4ctalR6
      @Fr4ctalR6 2 года назад

      @@Andy-ih5el stop fucking lying do you really think that a thin piece of tape is strong enough to unlock a door? You're either really dumb or very delusional

  • @samiakmw3681
    @samiakmw3681 Год назад +1

    Him: *does all this work to open a door*
    Me: *buys a 2 dollars lock picking set and with it start a new hobby*

  • @cat.in.2020
    @cat.in.2020 9 месяцев назад

    This is an excellent way to Jam your lock

  • @Avgeek_Hani
    @Avgeek_Hani Год назад +318

    Pilot twist: there was someone on the other side opening the door

    • @pierrwparter6461
      @pierrwparter6461 Год назад

      But the key hole was turning so how

    • @lifeoflonexia496
      @lifeoflonexia496 Год назад +3

      @@pierrwparter6461 Some doors have a little turner on the inside side of the lock so no key can or needs to be inserted

    • @pierrwparter6461
      @pierrwparter6461 Год назад

      @@lifeoflonexia496 then why did it work for me

    • @lifeoflonexia496
      @lifeoflonexia496 Год назад +2

      @@pierrwparter6461 Why you replying to me I only answered how it'd be fakeable, didn't speak on whether it is or isn't fake lol.

    • @sadeemalbir9788
      @sadeemalbir9788 Год назад +4

      Pilot twist: plot twist

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran Год назад +163

    "For my next lifehack, I'm gonna make a hydrogenbomb with some drain cleaner, a hedgehog and an NFT"

    • @soul_won1
      @soul_won1 Год назад +2

      Thank u for the chuckle made my day might actually get out of bed now! Even tho its 6pm

    • @TheCove111
      @TheCove111 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nunyabusiness3082
      @nunyabusiness3082 Год назад

      I'll sell you my PFP NFT for $80,000 so you can complete your "hack". Hit me up on Whatsapp.

  • @endnes.m
    @endnes.m Год назад

    The scaling trick is actually smart tho

  • @idklolwut
    @idklolwut Год назад

    Instructions unclear: my door flew away 🥲

  • @DiamondboiS
    @DiamondboiS Год назад +502

    "Begin tracing the key as precisely as possible"
    The key trace: ~~~~~

  • @spikeboy101
    @spikeboy101 Год назад

    My brain is so broken. I thought u were gonna saw your phone into the shape of the key to get a duplicate

  • @legendofgaming8481
    @legendofgaming8481 Год назад +344

    The bottom line “the door was never locked”

    • @hasnainfrsons5302
      @hasnainfrsons5302 Год назад

      Damn true 👈

    • @diychad7268
      @diychad7268 Год назад +4

      I don't really think it matters if it was or not he still turned the locking mechanism

    • @edacheson8540
      @edacheson8540 Год назад +5

      Doesn't matter, still rotated the plug.

    • @kennywatts4212
      @kennywatts4212 Год назад

      it don't work

    • @Jdthagoat245
      @Jdthagoat245 Год назад +4

      @@diychad7268someone turning it on the other side

  • @avideosomeday3913
    @avideosomeday3913 Год назад

    Nice little trick to try for when i lose my key

  • @Hamzaminah
    @Hamzaminah Год назад

    Wallet key. Now someone can steal your wallet and your house.

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot 2 года назад +706

    "Use a quarter for scale" blew my mind a little bit. I deserve no iq

    • @justinharris9389
      @justinharris9389 2 года назад +50

      I thought it was smart, until I realized he could’ve put the key right on the plastic and traced it with the pen, skipping the phone entirely

    • @dc3121
      @dc3121 2 года назад +4

      If that blew your mind.... nvm what could I even say.

    • @gus912
      @gus912 2 года назад

      @@justinharris9389 its if you lose the key dumbass

    • @PopTap
      @PopTap 2 года назад +24

      @@justinharris9389 but if you theoretically for educational purposes wanted to steal someone’s key by just a screenshot then just leave a coin near their key and screenshot and ya got their key…

    • @confusedcat261
      @confusedcat261 2 года назад +2

      @@justinharris9389 this video is if you only have the pictures of the key, like why would you even do when you literally have the actual key

  • @XerneasCODM
    @XerneasCODM Год назад +122

    Imagine if that plastic breaks down and don't come out 😂

    • @artsystuff123
      @artsystuff123 Год назад +3

      exactly it’s all fun and games until the plastic doesn’t come out of the keyhole 😭

    • @tr4ckedshot883
      @tr4ckedshot883 Год назад

      You can use a knife or something like that to turn the keyhole

    • @XerneasCODM
      @XerneasCODM Год назад

      @@artsystuff123 😂

    • @XerneasCODM
      @XerneasCODM Год назад

      @@tr4ckedshot883 yea

    • @BLUE200S
      @BLUE200S Год назад

      Now you AND your land lord stuck out the house till that door come off...

  • @cameronbrown1366
    @cameronbrown1366 Год назад +1

    Simply would not work on my door. I have to fight that shit when I’m using the normal key

    • @Charzilian
      @Charzilian 11 месяцев назад

      This is most likely because the teeth of your key has been grinded down over years of use. I would suggest getting a locksmith to decode the lock for you so you can get a new key made.

  • @4Goodnessofficial
    @4Goodnessofficial Год назад

    Somebody bout to make a 3D copy in 3 2 1 😂😂

  • @plsdontdmme
    @plsdontdmme 2 года назад +1170

    "Today imma show you how to break into someone's house"

    • @Cino31313
      @Cino31313 2 года назад +30

      ??? You need their key

    • @YourFUEGO
      @YourFUEGO 2 года назад +19

      Yes lemme just quickly steal his key so I can take a picture of it and use it for this trick😂🤣🤣

    • @mixgashaulass2988
      @mixgashaulass2988 2 года назад +6

      Yeah assuming you just have a picture of their key perfectly 2d with a Qaurter next to it

    • @daniellim5781
      @daniellim5781 2 года назад

      Somebody got shot down quickly, well done boys

    • @erikjonromnes
      @erikjonromnes 2 года назад +6

      @@mixgashaulass2988 how to break in to someones house who thinks they can trust you

  • @grottyjewels9727
    @grottyjewels9727 Год назад +370

    Captain Lockpick: “and that kids is how to break into a house!”🤣
    Edit: 375 LIKES DANG THIS THE MOST IVE EVER HAD! THANKS GUYS🙏

  • @nightslayer7269
    @nightslayer7269 9 месяцев назад

    wow. so that's how my car disappeared.