How to deflect a fck boy if you dont have artism
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The obvious answer is to just repeatedly ask him "What?" like you didnt understand him and he will leave eventually
WAIT THIS IS SO BIG BRAIN
Hit em with the anti scammer technique, and just say yes but never follow through on anything.
this works REALLY well, because they end up looking like an absolute idiot and will just embarrass themselves
"if you wanna fuck say 'what' right now"
"Name a woman"
"whatt"
"Name a woman"
"whatt"
"Name a woman"
"whatt? Box, 200"
is this what they meant when they said autism was a superpower
Woman: "Your cute!"
Me: "Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, but the Alex, the MtF communist rat chews out Rogan because he kept tapping his stylus to annoy her."
If "I have a boyfriend" doesn't work, try "I have a girlfriend". It won't work either.
Oh I get it you offer a solution but then reveal it's not helpful at all
That isn't funny it's just annoying
If your cis, just say your trans.
You'll probably get beat up. But hey! No more SA! (Unless they go the EXTRA mile.)
@@topcatfan you have artism
@@qwertykeyboard5901trans people get SA all the time, Predators do not discriminate. Not joking.
Tl;dr, just hit em with the autism strat. Anything else doesn't work as well.
If you don't have autism, just rehearse a 5 minute long line just as a backup.
sad thing they will try to use it as advantage
There is literally no amount of talk of anime, books or games that could deter me.
Hol up... do I have autism?
@@esbenm6544Welcome to the future
"I'm pregnant" usually works flawlessly.
*sigh*
But what if they're in to that
@@LeadHerring those are too busy browsing obscure doujin archives to encounter irl.
if i'm a man will it still work?
@@Agurkken yes
@@miku fair and true and realistic for me... altho me being a fuckboy is debatable I guess
"I love playing cards! Hey, did you know that the reason a standard deck of cards has four suits is to represent the four seasons of the year? Also, there are 52 cards in these suits, because that's how many weeks there are in a year. But each day of the year is also represented in a single deck: if you add the value of all of the cards in the deck together, you get 364. The jokers fill in the last two days. The first joker is for the 365th day, and the second joker is for the 366th day of leap years."
WAIT WHAT THAT'S SO COOL OMG WOW
WOAH
THATS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL
@@SoulZeroTwo No this is fascinating do go on. How do you feel about balatro?
Wtf there's no way
If you don't have autism, store bought is fine.
If you start saying the .hack speech to me I will intentively start listening
please rant to me about nonsense I otherwise know nothing else about
Please! I genuinely love when people start getting autistic about stuff their interested in. I was having a totally random conversation with a guy that had no sexual undertones and suddenly he went on a hyperfixation tangent on Eberron and I dont give a single fuck about Eberron.
But I still wanted into his pants...
A heart? Word? I'm Just being fr, hyperfixations are hot.
I remember this girl i started to talk with because she was friends with my boyfriend, she was kinda shy but sometimes she'd go on long rants about game development and FFXIV lore, and I'd always dune in to listen because she had a particular talent to explain those things and tell you why they were amazing, i always enjoyed those rants and I learned a lot from them.
Needles to say we're girlfriends now.
Check nero's series on .hack and intellectual consistency, it's good material. Though unfortunately, he never continued the series.
What I like to do is act like a Skyrim NPC. Just pick a random Skyrim quote and then just start walking into the nearest piece of furniture.
I like your style.
but the challenge was a non-autistic strat 😂 nice try tho
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.
"You'll want to watch yourself in Riften. A lot of ways to get yourself in trouble in that town." _goes into the nearest chair_
No lollygaggin.
"hey lil mama" "hello son :)"
Deadass just ask him if he remembered to wash the wares or put out the trash.
Son?! 😢
"Go do your homework"
What if he's into that?
If you don't have autism, this still works. You just have to make him THINK you have autism. Work smarter, not harder
this seems smarter AND harder
What if he has autism and figures out you're faking
The YGO tism works so well it's not even funny.
my friend was hit on once when she was on her way to locals when they tried to ask what she was into she started yapping about Dogmatika and started explaining both the flavor lore and tech cards ar great length until they lost interest.
The funniest part was "I only got to white relic before they left :("
Damn, only White Relic? They didn't even get to the Swordsoul versions?
Branded lore needs a manga/anime
Couldn't help using the autistic method when the instructions were specifically to NOT use the autistic method.
please help tried this and fckboy was charmed and wont stop following me
That's a keeper
"Charmed" this aint an rpg😭
@@vepplyIt is now!
She used hack and therefore all dot hack fans want to fuck
Instructions unclear we ended up watching al of the duel logs duel logs from the duel logs youtube channel and practiced rogue decks lines for hours
Mood.
I fight everyday hoping to find a girl obsessed with a terrible jrpg series
That doesn't live across the globe like in some fantasy land like """Belgium""" (it doesn't exist)
Did you know, many reptiles can have TSD, or temperature-depentent sex determination, which is basically where the sex of an animal is decided during incubation by how hot the surroundings are. It appears in all crocodiles, where middling temperatures produce males and extreme temperatures produce females (Type 2), most turtles, where females are produced at high temperatures and males at low (Type 1b) as well as Type 2, and some squamates (lizards + snakes, but no snakes have tsd) who have type 2 and type 1a as well as occasionally have males produced at high temperatures and females at low temps (Type 1a, very rare) as well as tuatara, which look exactly like iguanas but are completely seperate evolutionarily to all the lizards, and have Type 1a. Tbere are also many fish that evolved tsd indepentently. Where tbis gets interesting is that scientists currently arent certain why this evolvdd. There are many theories but some of them are: reinhold philopatric, maternal choice, sex ratio balancing, inbreeding avoidance, seasonal timing (charnov-bull), differential mortality (charnov-bull), differential sexual selection (charnov-bull), trivers-willard (charnov-bull). The reinhold philopatric model suggests that females are produced at sites with optimal temperature ranges, and since females will often return to their original hatching site to nest, ideal sites will be commonly used. The maternal choice hypothesis suggests that ok im really bored of typing this out i promise reptiles are more interesting lol tuatara have three eyes
cries
Cool
Just say you have a girlfriend.
This one is legit overpowered, it's like saying you have a boyfriend but like even more OP.
Because if he keeps going like, you can just say men turn you off.
that works unless the fuckboy is of the “lesbian chaser” phenotype, in which case he’ll reply with something along the lines of “I can change that” or “that’s hot, can I watch?”
I hate to say it but this won't always work. They'll just start saying girl on girl is hot and ask if they can watch or some shit
im not trying to get hate crimed
this was such a good stream and the dot hack thing would definitely repel 99% of people
the problem is that 1%
I've tried this with Ace Attorney and it NEVER works
TIL im a one percenter
@@Zedzilliotsame
@@Zedzilliotbut are you a fuckboy?
I have autism, so this really helps me out!
sorta-alternative: "Yeah your mom wanted to sleep with me too it must be in the genes"
all this video is telling me is I need to find a low key autismo girl cause we'd be on the same page
Speaking from experience, active listening to someone’s passionate interests is a very green flag. I do it all the time when my gf goes on about Wonder Woman and DC. I’m at the “oh yeah, I remember you mentioned that.” phase.
If you are an autistic guy and hear "hey my wife and I saw you from across the bar" what do you do?
"Not skipping out on the actor render distance I see"
"Is... is that notable?"
"So you both have eyes as well, I _see_ we all have something in common then"
Wow, you guys have some good eyesight.
say i have a boyfriend
3:47 are they even a fuckboi if this isn't enough?!
No way! If they're into that, then they're just using the fuckboi attitude as a mask to hide their true nerdiness.
Yeah, the more he tolerates, the clearer it is that he's not a fuckboy and is actually a catch. At some point, you either just get down to "Sure, I'm interested now" or "No, I'm not interested" and now we know that direct option will work
BOOOOMB!! THIS MAN IS CARRYING AN IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE !!!!!!!!!
That should work
Life advice with Leah 2024.
I have autism too. This’ll be helpful if I come across that scenario.
Same this will be helpful to me as well! All I have to do is start talking about Little Nightmares and they’ll leave 😂
As a man, I consider it my duty to make any fuckboy I encounter very uncomfortable so that they will leave and stop harassing people. I work with one and I literally watch him make the rounds trying to "flirt" with EVERY GIRL working there. He also tries doing that whole pretending to come at you thing and it never works. I went to school, been there done that. He has since stopped looking me in the eye.
That's fedorable.
extremely cringe
astronomically based
“He respects the ownership of other men than he respects you.”
Oooooof! Soul crushing!
But to be faaaair! I have a BF is also a vague threat, there’s an implication.
If a girl tell me that out of nowhere i would feel in love on the spot.
I also would ask if she liked the Black Rose romance novel, and then she would run away. :(
This is a long clip when the answer is clearly just "Activate Mirror Force."
“hey lil mama”
“i’m a father of 4”
MEMBERS ONLY LETS GO
AHHHHH
sorry lvk jumpscare reflex
Omg another von karma,,,, hiiiii,,,,,,,,,,,
I watched this twice (once as member and once when it went fully live) because I'm a real fan :)
What if the f-boi says “tell me more…”?
just stare at him until he walks away!
The autism rizz backfire 😔
@@LeahAsimov Ok that would do it
@@Sepi-chu_loves_moths NOOO!! my random nonsense is attractive! my day is ruined.
@@LeahAsimovwhy did you use hack you should use something truly off putting, just say you love eroguro
Has anyone tried saying no thanks
"Your very presence turns me aroace."
lmao that sounding needed no explanation
Chat is just roasting her.
Honestly, with the ones I deal with, chat's demands are pretty reasonable
though honestly "are you into sounding" is a good one, I should try it next time
0:45 plot twist they become more interested or say "i knew that already bby girl ahaha *lipbite*" and then spouts more about it then you've ever known
i think a blunt "no" and walking away. should work... but if it doesn't-- walk to the nearest public area and ask for help.
"Hey mama, do you-"
"THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST!"
Autism strats are so real tho. My go to would be the Eldlich lore.
4:00
,,Girl your supposed to be replling me, not rizzing me up whit that Yu-Gi-Oh dank knowledge "
5:23 Would’ve been funnier if it was “where’s my beer?” 😂
"Chat, these are too many scenarios..."
We must know the answer for every possible parallel universe.
other things that will probably work.
"I'm a guy."
Incoherent babbling
"fuck you"
"I'm gay"
"What?" x10
Don't let them speak by saying random bullshit
Attempt to justify necrophilia
ramble about sand (i love sand)
Act like a npc
Give them a side quest
Do all of the above in that order (will confuse the hell outta em)
"Sorry, I like femboys over masculine men" (same effect as I'm gay but but slightly less gay)
Say a slur (not recommended)
Make a bunch of obscure references or just sound generally cringy
Recite the motivational speech LTG preached to that one dude
"Feasting on the flesh of your enemies, how easily you ignore the loss of life when it suit's your convenience. So tell me. Who saves the weak from the man who saves the weak? Kill or be killed, Phnom penh taught me that. Yes, you aren't the only one who grew up on the killing fields. War is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher. It's final lesson is carved deep into my psyche. That the world, and all of it's people are dise. . ."
Some of these are pretty unhinged which is the point.
if all else fails. . .
Just walk away
nah jk shoot em the guns exist for a reason
/j
i do 7th option with full honesty & genuineness
I will try the slur one, thanks!
Do deeply unsettling statements work?
Example
“Do you think God stays in heaven in fear of what he’s created? Of the insanity that is within every person on this planet, restrained and pushed down like a spring, ready to spring up when they are pushed the wrong way?”
Idk
“Never should have come here!”
You when you figure out that the word no exists:
See what you’re looking for here is an option select to give you better coverage. So when you ask if they like pegging, and they say no, you act really aggressive, and like you’re super into it. But if they say yes, you just give them a nasty look and walk away.
If you learn option selects you won’t have to make as many hard reads, trust me guys
True male privilege, when I wanted to deflect partners I just had to grow a beard lol
Damn, I was still in there until she brought up my relationship with my mom.
wait, but this is how I speak to the people I like
5:46 “Wait! I have an idea…”
“Really? What is it?”
“Let’s leave!”
just recite the entire bee movie script or smth
nvm that’s autism
Hate when this happens. Im getting to know more trivia than I'll ever know what to do with.
ok I don't know what I expected ti hear but she got a new fan. That was hilarious
I've taken notes , very nice lesson 👌
RUclips recommended this to me. Multiple times.
I guess youtube recommendations were good
"Okay, give me your eggs already
🧢🖐 🥚🍳"
What if you have authritis?
Ow, my back.
wait hold on is this soundtrack/ost from OPENTTD my favorite logistical game?
/r/femaledatingstrategy ☠
skull emoji indeed.
3:18 Ah I see you've watched the "How to Chat with AIM (90s tutorial)" Great stuff. I learned a lot from it.
This must be how Ichigo felt.
She really did the Asa Mitaka
start dancing gangnam style
alternative method: pretend you're mute and do some random hand gestures until he backs off
I just don't like to spend my energy talking... so I just ignore them and walk away like they don't exist (don't make it look mean though, just pretend you're a busy dummy in a hurry)...
DOT HACKENTIONED IN 2024!!!!! LFG!!!!!!
Nair my beloved.
thanks i'll just tell one about one of my interests even though idk if i already got a diagnosis
Subbed. Don't need to see more to do that!
Truly masterful techniques! Now, as a male, it should be weird that I relate with this, but I really do... because uno reverse + not liking people for reasons that feel silly, but actually mightn't be, I.e. being clingy and always getting in my business(and joining off me and making things awkward) in VR Chat... yeah I got problems there, so I did the rational thing and just stopped playing... it wasn't easy, but the headset itself did disincentivize me on its own to an extent...
pterodactyl screech also works decently
If you have no regard for the reputation of the f boy, run away and scream "GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! HELP!!"
Respect may not always deter an f boy but the possibility of a restraining order will
If you're Religious of any kind just go into a Lecture about how they need Jesus, and if they Object, just keep going. If they to are religious just keep going till they Leave.
WHAT'S THE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW
(sorry for yelling)
Its from smash bros from the gamecube I assume
Ice climbers ice mountain music from smash melee/brawl?
"Icicle Mountain" stage music, Super Smash Bros. Melee (and it also appears in future games)
Man do people think im a fucboi?
This always happens when i talk to people, completly unprovoked.
"top 10 XYZ rank 4 monsters in yugioh"
now THATS how you start a conversation, im all ears
As a man, I don't feel like a girl would need to say these to me, but it's because I respect women a lot.
Some would say "But you don't try to interact! How do you anything done?".
My zoning is insane and you'll never beat me in bracket. I've already started camping till the round ends because I'm already winning.
Might still be useful information if one of my lady friends shares that they have some kind of problem
that would keep me hooked nlg
if I dm someone and they send this i'd think I was trying to hit up an ai LMAO
You forgot the bing chilling speech
10K views! Good job Leah!
Omg I love dot hack.
“Do you know about all the organelles present in eukaryotic cells? First, there’s the cell membrane, which is present in both plant and animal cells. It serves the purpose of holding the cell together and deciding what materials can enter or exit the cell. Then there’s the cell wall, which is only found in plant cells. It surrounds the cell membrane and gives the cell its structure. Inside the cell, there is the nucleus, which contains the DNA of the cell and produces ribosomes, which create proteins through synchronizing lines of RNA. Surrounding the nucleus is the endoplasmic reticulum, commonly abbreviated as the E.R. There are two variants of the E.R, rough and smooth. The rough E.R gets its texture from the ribosomes that are stores on its surface, whereas the smooth E.R is clear. Any waste or decayed cell parts are broken down by the lysosome, which-“
This is literally me with Fate
Just speak only in 1s and 0s
You’re funny
That's how end up in someone's manifesto. When will they learn
Another good tactic is to just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA until he goes away
How about about the pacer test that schools made us do? Lol
Just quiz him on his Melee tech skill - if he doesn't know how to wavedash, SDI, or shine reverse bair, he's not worth it anyway
(and if he knows all that, just run, he won't be able to catch you)
This Wont work sorry.
My solution is to never go outside
See, if I ever went down the f boy route a question like that would revert me to the nerd I am at heart, or depending on how far gone I am at that point could just not turn me away as I’d still love .hack//
Isn't it technically possible to escape any social situation by pretending you have a phone call?
your vtuber is so pretty!!!
Thank you!!
"im a guy btw"
She can fix me.