Rowan Atkinson - The School Master

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • Very funny bit with Rowan Atkinson as an acerbic schoolmaster taking attendance at a British school for boys.

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  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 11 лет назад +198

    You know the phrase "he's so good he could read from the phonebook and make it entertaining".
    Atkinson's such a legend he really can do that.

    • @richardsparks9894
      @richardsparks9894 5 лет назад +1

      Yes. This sketch IS the phone book. Mind you, it's the best bits of the phone book...

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 Год назад

      THE DIRTY VERSION IS FAR FUNNIER. This clean version is barely humorous
      .

    • @OliverAlexandre-d9w
      @OliverAlexandre-d9w 2 месяца назад

      @@electrictroy2010Rubbish!!!!

  • @1Worluck
    @1Worluck 10 лет назад +604

    Heckler: "HERE!"
    *Rowan stares him down*
    R.A.: "I have a detention book..."
    *Heckler handled like a boss!* :D

    • @Zerobob26
      @Zerobob26 4 года назад +18

      He handled it well, but that idiot heckler undermined and nearly ruined the whole sketch. I bet Rowan Atkinson was secretly extremely angry.

    • @ArchEnemyNemesis1
      @ArchEnemyNemesis1 3 года назад +26

      @@Zerobob26 You overvalue him. That heckler never posed a threat to a pro like Atkinson in the first place. If anything unbeknownst to him, he made it funnier. That line was perfection.

    • @boiledegggaming8424
      @boiledegggaming8424 Год назад +1

      I thought that was part of it

  • @GPC-tu7ti
    @GPC-tu7ti 5 лет назад +68

    "You're a moron, Undermanager, what are you? A carbuncle on the backside of humanity." Almost 18 years as a public high school teacher, and since discovering this I've watched it at least once a year. Brilliant!

  • @taxus750
    @taxus750 Год назад +71

    The timing during this sketch by Rowan Atkinson is sublime. And he does it live.

  • @RedSkyHorizon
    @RedSkyHorizon 9 лет назад +252

    I think this was Rowan's first performance before he was famous but grabbed the attention of Richard Curtis who was in the audience. Stephen Fry was also in the audience and was laughing so hard he let out some wee.

    • @SquigglyBeasst
      @SquigglyBeasst 8 лет назад +16

      +Tom Mulligan I'm pretty sure Curtis met Atkinson at a comedy sketch club at Cambridge University.

    • @robertdawsonscott9068
      @robertdawsonscott9068 8 лет назад +12

      +LukaszVT Oxford, not Cambridge, late 1970s. Rowan was doing some kind of Masters in in engineering. Curtis was doing Eng Lit, I think.

    • @richardsparks9894
      @richardsparks9894 7 лет назад +122

      I wrote this sketch one morning in the summer of 1978 for Rowan's first London revue, "Rowan Atkinson and Friends", at the Hampstead Theatre (Director: Michael Rudman. Cast: Rowan, Peter Wilson, Elspeth Walker). I gave it to Rowan at rehearsal an hour or two later. Richard Curtis was another writer on the show. John Cleese saw it, and invited Rowan to do this sketch in "The Secret Policeman's Ball" later that year. I sadly misjudged the director of that film, Roger Graef, because no writers got named credit on the film. I later learned that all the Powers That Be wanted to cut Rowan from the film because he was a complete unknown, and the show was over-long and packed with big name stars. But Graef fought tooth and nail to keep him in it, for which I am eternally grateful. Rowan did, indeed, steal the show. This sketch launched Rowan's career, and became his party piece -- the encore number at the end of his stage shows. It was always a joy to see him perform it. Later, Richard Curtis and Rowan wrote the "rude" version, and very generously shared the royalties with me (copyright resides with the original writer, not the performer). They indeed met at Oxford -- Rowan was a graduate student, Richard an undergraduate. I had graduated from Oxford a year or two before they went there . We all met in Edinburgh in the summer of 1976, when they were in the Oxford Revue with (from memory, but I wouldn't swear to it) Angus Deayton and Helen Atkinson-Wood among others. Rowan was, obviously, a prodigious talent even as a student. He could, as can be seen here, make even the telephone directory funny.

    • @erickford8081
      @erickford8081 7 лет назад +1

      I used to have the LP 'Secret Policeman's Ball'... this was all before 'Not the Nine O'Clock News' I presume.

    • @pstrzel
      @pstrzel 6 лет назад +21

      @Richard Sparks - Well then, my hat off to you sir. You've made the world a happier place. I come back to this every once in a while and it never fails to lift up the spirits. Cheers!

  • @mikelheron20
    @mikelheron20 11 лет назад +437

    The English school system (or at least that in "privileged" schools) produces a strange kind of sadistic/sarcastic schoolmaster who delights in public humiliation and ridicule of the pupils. Apart from being funny, Rowan's portrayal is very accurate. I personally experienced teachers like this. Very hard to convey to anyone who hasn't been through the system. The names are just for comic effect.

    • @patrickherley7508
      @patrickherley7508 4 года назад +19

      "The names are just for comic effect." Ya think??

    • @youtubewasoncebetter
      @youtubewasoncebetter 4 года назад +3

      Public ridicule?

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 4 года назад +9

      @@youtubewasoncebetter publicly belittling the pupil in front of the class.

    • @KabirChattopadhyay1991
      @KabirChattopadhyay1991 3 года назад +12

      The sadism of public humiliation as a means of school "discipline" is still very much alive in the old British colonies. I went to Catholic missionary school in my hometown, Calcutta. Pretty much the same. 😶

    • @monsieurouxx
      @monsieurouxx 3 года назад +11

      This is the direct reflection of the British "castes" system : if you're in upper society, you must be part of the gang. And to be part of the gang you must understand domination. It must be taught to you at a very young age. You must reproduce the system when you grow up. Empathy is considered weakness. All that matters is your class, your family, your "dynasty". Do not question. Keep the top of the social pyramid at the top, even if it costs you your personal happiness.

  • @nimishagupta8548
    @nimishagupta8548 10 лет назад +327

    god the way he pronounces every single word . Such a talent

    • @Jojoseahorse
      @Jojoseahorse 6 лет назад +15

      It's the way he never actually says anything dirty, but always sounds as if he is :)

    • @yoya4766
      @yoya4766 5 лет назад +13

      He has a speech impediment, he corrects with precise pronunciation.

    • @lisarubin2835
      @lisarubin2835 3 года назад +4

      He has a stammer, difficulty with the letter B. That is why he over-articulates certain words.

    • @ennbee2051
      @ennbee2051 3 года назад +3

      Ya, 'Babcock' is genius. You'll only get this if you're from the north, like.

  • @Shadyladybird
    @Shadyladybird 14 лет назад +81

    "Nibble! NIBBLE!!! LEAVE ORIFICE ALONE!"
    Pure deadpan brilliance :D

    • @leow3696
      @leow3696 3 года назад +5

      The way he rolls the 'r' in orifice just makes it.

    • @joejs4613
      @joejs4613 3 года назад +3

      @@leow3696 LEAVE ORRRRIFICE ALONE

  • @99bits46
    @99bits46 6 лет назад +250

    How does that man keep a straight face?

    • @celestemassarenti469
      @celestemassarenti469 5 лет назад +3

      Salman Memehood It's what I was wondering too

    • @MeowChumpswinnsie
      @MeowChumpswinnsie 5 лет назад +4

      maybe he played his role too much that he could handle it

    • @Marks_Vlogs
      @Marks_Vlogs 5 лет назад +1

      he the one who made it.

    • @yoya4766
      @yoya4766 5 лет назад +8

      His writer says that RA doesn't find anything funny. So that's why. He sees himself as a comedy actor so just executes the lines in a very precise way.

    • @vincentstephan6558
      @vincentstephan6558 4 года назад +3

      Work, work, work

  • @erickford8081
    @erickford8081 7 лет назад +59

    " Discuss the contention that Cleopatra had the body of a roll-top desk and the mind of a duck. Oxford and Cambridge board 'O Level' paper" .... priceless

    • @Micho55
      @Micho55 4 года назад +4

      is it a specific parody of academia or just meant to sound completely ridiculous?

  • @ShotTower1
    @ShotTower1 9 лет назад +58

    There are not many comedians who could make this funny. One of my favorite solo comedy performances.

  • @cathyc9766
    @cathyc9766 7 лет назад +89

    I have been aspiring to this level of contempt for 30 years!

  • @Eldoctordub1
    @Eldoctordub1 7 лет назад +31

    Excellent! What makes this even funnier for me is that he looks and sounds like my 1st form master at grammar school; especially the way he looks down his nose at the class and talks in that sneering tone. Ah such fond memories...

  • @shaq565
    @shaq565 14 лет назад +46

    Best Bit: "NNNIIIIBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!! Leave "O-R-I-F-I-C-E" Alone!!!"

  • @timcarpenter2441
    @timcarpenter2441 3 года назад +8

    I find this version an order of magnitude superior to the later version with obviously rude names. "Has Matron seen those boils?..."

  • @robman80808
    @robman80808 6 лет назад +63

    Atkinson at his absolute funniest. The delivery, timing, everything - perfection. I loved him in Blackadder 2 as he had a similar dark edge and dry wit. Not keen on the later "rude" version - it tries too hard and is too obvious (presumably a different writer?) and Rowan himself doesn't seem overly enthusiastic about it.

    • @richardsparks9894
      @richardsparks9894 5 лет назад +10

      Different writer(s) indeed. I was not involved in the sequel.

    • @AsadAli-jc5tg
      @AsadAli-jc5tg 4 года назад

      Blackadder II was the worst. Fourth the best followed by third and then First.

    • @rheinhartsilvento2576
      @rheinhartsilvento2576 4 года назад +2

      @@AsadAli-jc5tg Disagree. For me, it's Blackadder II, then IV, then III. The first seems the most 'caricatural' of all...

    • @AsadAli-jc5tg
      @AsadAli-jc5tg 4 года назад +1

      @Reinhart....you guys are too unjust with Blackadder I. There is much good in it, very intellectual too. I must say give it another go.

    • @pauldelaney5990
      @pauldelaney5990 5 месяцев назад

      At some point Ben Elton was on the writing team.

  • @nezapamatovatelne
    @nezapamatovatelne 15 лет назад +151

    How he can control his face in spite of everyone else is laughing... He is marvellous.

  • @smorgi
    @smorgi 9 лет назад +228

    Rowan Atkinson is a class act-- hardly anyone else could have made this as good

    • @Jojoseahorse
      @Jojoseahorse 8 лет назад +10

      I know, it's so genius that without actually saying anything dirty he makes it sound totally obscene!

    • @richardsparks9894
      @richardsparks9894 5 лет назад +7

      As the writer of this sketch I completely agree with you.

    • @TheFleidermaus
      @TheFleidermaus 5 лет назад

      The late Peter Cook the only one.

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 Год назад

      THE DIRTY VERSION IS FAR FUNNIER. This clean version is barely humorous
      .

  • @mayalucas9529
    @mayalucas9529 9 лет назад +320

    Why wasn't he cast as Professor Snape?

    • @Actingskint
      @Actingskint 8 лет назад +43

      Interesting idea , but i think he probably lacked the depth and slight edge of darkness that character needed .

    • @BenBanjo87
      @BenBanjo87 7 лет назад +20

      hippoheppo I remember hearing a rumour that he was approached to play Voldemort at some stage...!

    • @MessiForever-q9l
      @MessiForever-q9l 6 лет назад +27

      Because Alan rickman was born to do Snape's role.
      .
      .
      .
      Always

    • @Cheeseaddicteddaleks
      @Cheeseaddicteddaleks 5 лет назад +24

      "Nancy boy Potter."

    • @prnfl
      @prnfl 5 лет назад +6

      Because harry potter's for twats

  • @performer92
    @performer92 15 лет назад +31

    i like how he added in the 'i have a detension book' when that audience member said 'HERE' or whatever he said.
    LEAVE ORIFICE ALONEEE
    and i like the 'nancy boy potter' one too

  • @KerryPaulazzo
    @KerryPaulazzo 13 лет назад +39

    Rowan's the only comedian who can make you laugh by doing nothing at all

  • @stevew1904
    @stevew1904 Год назад +8

    Rowan's portrayal of the old-fashioned English schoolteacher is uncanny. Unfortunately, I have many memories of teachers exactly like this, whose sole purpose in life seemed to be to destroy the pupils they were responsible for educating. And they succeeded with remarkable regularity. Conversely, in modern schools it seems that the sole purpose of pupils is to destroy the teachers responsible for educating them. Also achieved with remarkable regularity. I have no comment on which state of affairs is worse.

  • @anthonylees9029
    @anthonylees9029 4 года назад +30

    Absolutely hilarious ! Seems to have captured the spirit of independent schools of a bygone era ! Roman Atkinson , a comedy genius ! Deadpan delivery is unsurpassed!

    • @Broadercasting
      @Broadercasting 2 года назад

      I had similar teachers at my very ordinary secondary modern, but this was the late 60's and early 70's. Fortunately this was mixed with an influx with young liberal types from 'Breeze Block' universities or polytechnics.

  • @boyturok
    @boyturok 13 лет назад +41

    This is where Alan Rickman molded his character "Severus Snape" from.. pretty freaking awesome..

  • @Euroviking86
    @Euroviking86 16 лет назад +43

    I love how the humour in this skit borders on being malicious, yet always so subtle about it, making it even more hilarious. Those lions about Cleopatra and Enobarbus (in fact a character in Anthony & Cleopatra) are gems!

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 Год назад

      THE DIRTY VERSION IS FAR FUNNIER. This clean version is barely humorous
      .

  • @StarUnreachable
    @StarUnreachable 5 лет назад +65

    "YES isn't. life. _tragic."_

    • @Vanastar
      @Vanastar 5 лет назад +4

      Don't sulk boy, for heaven's sake. Has matron seen those boils?

    • @Micho55
      @Micho55 3 года назад +1

      what does that even mean though?

    • @StarUnreachable
      @StarUnreachable 3 года назад

      @@Micho55 Do you... not know how sarcasm works?

    • @Micho55
      @Micho55 3 года назад +1

      @@StarUnreachable I do, just not familiar with the phrase.

  • @MarxistKnight
    @MarxistKnight 6 лет назад +31

    "The answer - yes."
    "Most of you didn't write nearly enough..."

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 10 лет назад +61

    "Has the matron seen those boils?" Holy shit, that delivery.

    • @99bits46
      @99bits46 6 лет назад +3

      Rowan smiles there

    • @deanpeng7854
      @deanpeng7854 5 лет назад

      SethBlizzard could you tell me what did he say right before that?

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@@deanpeng7854"Don't sulk, boy, for God's sake."

  • @isaaclim4021
    @isaaclim4021 10 лет назад +41

    NIBBLE! LEAVE ORIFICE ALONE!!!

  • @dragonborn4045
    @dragonborn4045 10 лет назад +50

    "A carbuncle on the backside of humanity." Holy shit, what a burn.

  • @ZakRas
    @ZakRas 9 лет назад +136

    4:07 He's trying SO hard to hold back the laughter.

    • @WhipRunner
      @WhipRunner 8 лет назад +77

      I rather believe thats a satisfying smirk that the class master would have after a put down like that, hence, I believe, its part of character.

    • @FinlayLavery303
      @FinlayLavery303 6 лет назад +22

      Rowan Atkinson doesn't laugh.

    • @deanpeng7854
      @deanpeng7854 5 лет назад

      WhipRunner me too

  • @Ultramaximiser
    @Ultramaximiser 8 лет назад +52

    It's all in the delivery. In the hands of a lesser mortal it would be meaningless. However, I was wondering what had happened to Masters Inkstain and Jailbait. Perhaps they had already been tweaked

    • @richardsparks9894
      @richardsparks9894 5 лет назад +6

      They aren't in my sketch. They appeared in a later sequel which I did not write. I think Rowan had grown tired of doing this as his party piece / encore to end his stage shows, and wanted to refresh the franchise. So the later, rude, version came into being.

    • @margueritejohnson6407
      @margueritejohnson6407 5 лет назад +3

      Richard Sparks This is so much funnier than the rude version. It’s left up to the audience’s imagination to fill in the blanks, as it were. I’ve only just seen the newer version and I had to find your original to remind me how much better it is. I can never forget Orifice.

    • @richardsparks9894
      @richardsparks9894 5 лет назад +4

      @@margueritejohnson6407 Well thank you Marguerite! We did a third version, in a charity show called Fundamental Frolics (for Mencap, in the year of the Disabled, 1981). Which I wrote. The Schoolmaster in that one was appalled to discover that the school was now co-ed, and some of his class were... (shock, horror) girls! Including Undermanager, who'd had the op during the summer vacation. And was now Francesca. It's on the record, probably only ever made in vinyl. And was broadcast on the BBC.
      And yes, in the words of Humphrey Bogart to Ingrid Bergman, "We'll always have Orifice."

    • @chriscarr3255
      @chriscarr3255 4 года назад +1

      @@richardsparks9894 That version is at 1:04:03 of ruclips.net/video/MHlJS9FJxyc/видео.html

    • @sirknight1399
      @sirknight1399 5 месяцев назад

      And Havvernut, Williams-Wycherley and Wycherley-Williams-Wockett!

  • @albertrogers8537
    @albertrogers8537 6 лет назад +27

    No kidding, when I was a Grammar School teacher of Advanced Mathematics, the Advanced level of the Northern Ireland Senior Certificate of Education contained a question that quoted Longfellow on the fleetness of Hiawatha's foot, and the strength of his arm, and required the candidate, with certain simplifying assumptions, to show how far and how fast Hiawatha could run to satisfy the claims made.
    It wasn't all that difficult, but quite hilarious.

  • @dldbug
    @dldbug 14 лет назад +31

    "Isn't life tragic" - RA is right on target with that line. I seem to remember hearing it a lot from a fascist teacher long ago.

  • @cacab4
    @cacab4 10 лет назад +31

    I love the smirk when he asks about Plectrum's boils

    • @Dori1951
      @Dori1951 3 года назад

      Or he is actually suppressing a laugh...

  • @tasercs
    @tasercs 5 лет назад +21

    "Use ink only - via a nib if possible"

  • @Euroviking86
    @Euroviking86 16 лет назад +29

    I had a history teacher like that in high school. He was not hesitant to use profanities when describing historical figures. Though he only hated the students who didn't come to every lesson. In fact, towards the end of the term, he told some late-arrivers "you might as well not bother showing up anymore, I'm flunking you." He was hysterical. History class was really fun there.

    • @ItsTbig
      @ItsTbig 2 года назад +1

      13 year-old comment, damn. 👀

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 Год назад

      THE DIRTY VERSION IS FAR FUNNIER. This clean version is barely humorous
      .

    • @t_chak
      @t_chak 2 месяца назад

      ​@@electrictroy2010incorrect

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  • @hell5309
    @hell5309 15 лет назад +26

    "Nibble?
    NIBBLE!
    Leave Orifice alone!"
    Gad, he's good.

  • @Wayne74566
    @Wayne74566 14 лет назад +21

    But he is so much like a real Grammar School teacher of the 1970's. I was there!!

    • @sheilas1283
      @sheilas1283 4 года назад

      Me too!

    • @francisu.5005
      @francisu.5005 3 года назад

      True. I was sent to a Catholic boarding school, it was so strict and often humiliating that I hated every minute of it 😂

  • @13191215
    @13191215 14 лет назад +16

    I so love the dude who shouts "HERE!" after Elsworth Beast Major. xD

  • @myuphrid
    @myuphrid 12 лет назад +12

    It's all about the constrast between the scholarly seriousness of Atkinson's demeanour and the absurdity of the dialogue he's speaking, coupled with the exxagerated way he recites parts of it.
    Hopefully I've not ruined the joke by explaining it

  • @jackchrisevans
    @jackchrisevans 16 лет назад +16

    "haemoglobin?"
    LOL! i cracked up when he said that!
    rowan atkinson's my favorite comedian.

  • @BenBanjo87
    @BenBanjo87 9 лет назад +16

    "Undermanager's answer...upside-down. D'you do it deliberately, Undermanager? You're a moron, Undermanager, WHAT ARE YOU? ...A carbuncle on the backside of humanity."
    Replace the names with Harry Potter surnames, and I reckon you'd get Severus Snape! xD

  • @ivaahmed6699
    @ivaahmed6699 9 лет назад +48

    If Shakespeare was ment to be funny he would've put a JOKE IN IT.....hahahah

    • @Jojoseahorse
      @Jojoseahorse 6 лет назад +9

      It's so spot on. Someone in my high school senior English class said Shakespeare wrote plays to be enjoyed on stage, not analysed and picked apart in classrooms :)

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 4 года назад +3

      @@Jojoseahorse To pee or not to pee.

  • @sammencia7945
    @sammencia7945 2 года назад +4

    He was just 23, just out of Engineering University, when he did this.
    Talk about out of the gate running.

    • @rockydavis94
      @rockydavis94 7 месяцев назад

      He doesn’t look that age, I’m 29!

  • @amegreycat
    @amegreycat 10 лет назад +37

    "Zob"

    • @atrumluminarium
      @atrumluminarium 7 лет назад +5

      Amelia Tizley in my language "zobb" means penis :p

  • @nymokarr
    @nymokarr 13 лет назад +6

    At 1:08 you can hear the camera guy laughing :D

  • @misspresident95
    @misspresident95 13 лет назад +12

    'I have a detention book..'
    best way to handle a heckle EVER!

  • @MidnightDesperado
    @MidnightDesperado 12 лет назад +8

    He's a teacher calling attendence, and the students have weird ass names, I lost it at "Ellsworth-Beast Major". It takes a master to pull something like this off in comedy XD

  • @mdreamtgames
    @mdreamtgames 13 лет назад +14

    He is a genius.... how can he memorize those long scripts?...... not just he delivered it well and give it the right expressions.,,, he also really had a natural gift in making people laugh............

  • @staffsyeoman
    @staffsyeoman 10 лет назад +21

    "Yes, isn't life tragic, Plectrum... Do you have a solicitor, Plectrum...? You're lying, Plectrum...see me afterwards to be tweaked anyway.." Oh my god, I LIVED this....

    • @sagemcelister1651
      @sagemcelister1651 5 лет назад

      Whats a solicitor?

    • @margueritejohnson6407
      @margueritejohnson6407 5 лет назад +1

      Sage Mcelister A lawyer. One that works from an office but does not appear in court. The solicitor briefs a barrister who then presents the case in court. I believe the system has changed somewhat, but I’m a bit vague about the changes.

    • @davidtokar4065
      @davidtokar4065 3 года назад +1

      I too have been been unjustly 'tweaked,' but I never got paddled in front of the class like one of my classmades did on a regular basis. True, he had a behavioral problem, but he was also mentally disabled. Today, he would have been placed and taught in a way based on the desire to help rather than punish.

  • @atomickarma
    @atomickarma 6 лет назад +11

    Isn't this just totally wonderful? Love every second of it. A literal master of comedy.

  • @martinwennstrom6553
    @martinwennstrom6553 3 года назад +10

    The best performance ever when it comes to comedy in my opinion. Delivers like a genius and has since continued to do so. Hats off, Mr Atkinson!

  • @Jettox
    @Jettox 15 лет назад +12

    For some reason "Sediment" gets me each and every time. Good stuff

  • @deanpeng7854
    @deanpeng7854 5 лет назад +9

    I don't think rowan was trying not to laugh at all. If you watched many of his interviews, you can tell that he is really serious when he is having a performance.

  • @bastlake
    @bastlake 13 лет назад +12

    "Soda? What's wrong with Soda? It's a great name, it's bubbly!" - George Costanza

  • @simonpayn
    @simonpayn 13 лет назад +6

    Some people don't understand that this man is famous here in the UK because of his expressions and the way he says particular words. The Blackadder series is an example

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 4 года назад +3

    This was funny, but I think the one where he's talking to the parent of the dead student is funnier.
    *Headmaster:* "Quite frankly, Mr. Perkins, If he wasn't dead, I'd have him expelled."
    *Mr. Perkins:* "... I beg your pardon!"
    *Headmaster:* "Yes, expelled."
    Search for "Rowan Atkinson Live - Headmaster kills student" =)

  • @BritishBullFrog88
    @BritishBullFrog88 12 лет назад +2

    So much better than the version with more obvious names.

  • @waivedwench
    @waivedwench 15 лет назад +7

    I'm a teacher and some of this is so familiar!! As I like to say to whining students "My heart just bleeds..."

  • @sagemcelister1651
    @sagemcelister1651 5 лет назад +3

    Nibllle ...leave orifice alone

  • @annehawk
    @annehawk 11 лет назад +4

    Didn't catch most of the jokes here, to busy looking at rowans face.. not once did he crack a smile... impressed..

  • @willfaulkner7389
    @willfaulkner7389 11 лет назад +7

    4:08, he almost lost composure! Good old Rowan kept it together though!

  • @stewartchristie3408
    @stewartchristie3408 2 года назад +5

    I remember watching this with my sister in our grandparents house and we were pissing ourselves. My grandparents were looking at each other in disbelief.
    I guess it's a generation thing.
    Comedy genius from Rowan!
    Great memories 😂

  • @Kasey113
    @Kasey113 14 лет назад +7

    The best part of this whole number really is the masterful delivery. Anyone can stand on a stage and list off names, and anyone can be funny with a great script. To be able to be this hilarious with just a list of names (such as they are), takes some genuine talent, but also and more importantly, it takes skill and lots of practice.

  • @froll1999
    @froll1999 14 лет назад +8

    he nearly loses it at 4:10, but the way he can do the routine so totally deadpan is amazing

  • @mariaswonderland
    @mariaswonderland 14 лет назад +14

    "Yes!.. Isn't life tragic...?!"

    • @singhgaurav1526
      @singhgaurav1526 3 года назад +2

      You're 11 years older now since when you commented this. Isn't that awesome ?

    • @mariaswonderland
      @mariaswonderland 3 года назад +1

      @@singhgaurav1526 Holy macaroni. Thanks so much for the morning identity crisis! hahahah

    • @singhgaurav1526
      @singhgaurav1526 3 года назад +2

      @@mariaswonderland 😁

  • @erickford8081
    @erickford8081 7 лет назад +3

    Ainsley. Babcock. Bland. Carthorse. Dint. Ellsworth-Beast Major. Ellsworth-Beast Minor. "Here!" ... I have a detention book... Hemoglobin. Kosygin. Loud-hailer. Mattock. Nancyboy-Potter. Nibble, Orifice. Plectrum. Poinse. Sediment. Soda. Teh. Teh? Under-manager. Zob. Absent.
    All right, your essays. Discuss the contention that Cleopatra had the body of a roll-top desk and the mind of a duck. Oxford and Cambridge board 'O' level paper, 1976. Don't fidget, Bland. The answer: yes. Jones, M; Orifice; Sediment and Undermanager, see me afterwards. Most of you of course didn't write nearly enough. Dint, your answer was unreadable.
    Put it away, Plectrum! If I see it once more this period, Plectrum, I shall have to tweak you. Do you have a solicitor, Plectrum? You're lying, so I shall tweak you anyway. See me afterwards to be tweaked. Yes, isn't life tragic! Don't sulk, boy, for God's sake. Has matron seen those boils? Horrid little twerp.
    Bland, German, Nancyboy-Potter, Undermanager, cribbing. Undermanager: answer upside down. Do you do it deliberately, Undermanager? You're a moron Undermanager, what are you? A carbuncle on the backside of humanity.
    Don't snigger, Babcock! It's not that funny. Antony and Cleopatra is not a funny play. If Shakespeare had meant it to be funny, he would have put a joke in it. There is no joke in Antony and Cleopatra. Does anyone know a Shakespearian joke? Nibble? NIBBLE! Leave Orifice alone! What a lot of.....
    Right, for the rest of this period you will write about Enobarbus. Undermanager, just try and write Enobarbus...either way up boy, I'm not bothered. Usual conditions, no conferring, no eating, no cheating, no looking out of windows, no slang, no slide rules. Use ink only, via a nib, if possible. You may use dividers, but not on each other Nancyboy-Potter.
    Kosygin... you're in charge.

  • @jaspermelchior
    @jaspermelchior 10 лет назад +8

    Holy crap just the way he makes his face look when he says some of the names and the he says it is just amazing, truly a comedic geniuses. xD

  • @hugohackenbush1554
    @hugohackenbush1554 Год назад +3

    I was there on the first night. Tickets in the stalls only £5- each! I bought 4. Took my brother, he was 14 back then (myself 19) and my girlfriend. I sold the spare at face value to a long haired biker who had found out Pete Townshend was appearing. Rowan Atkinson stole the whole show. He did the miming on the piano bit (before this classic routine) in the first half of the event. Amazing memories. Hard to imagine that was 44 years ago.

  • @Rick050989
    @Rick050989 15 лет назад +7

    "Alright, quiet please..."

  • @likelocalmusic
    @likelocalmusic 10 лет назад +13

    Can't help but think he is the most gifted comic ever to come out of England

    • @toussaintgervais8285
      @toussaintgervais8285 10 лет назад

      Him and Monty Python...have you seen the interview sketch he did with John Chapman? Priceless!

    • @PaulZink
      @PaulZink 5 лет назад

      He's right up there with Cook and Moore.

    • @margueritejohnson6407
      @margueritejohnson6407 5 лет назад +1

      I prefer him in spoken humour. I never took to Mr Bean, I felt it was a waste of his enormous talent with words.

    • @MikeWilsonBarrett
      @MikeWilsonBarrett 12 дней назад

      Up there with Lee Evans

  • @Masanyafly
    @Masanyafly 13 лет назад +5

    4 :11 he is about to crack up but keeps it!!

  • @tabithadorcas7763
    @tabithadorcas7763 4 года назад +5

    Oh, hilarious! I do so appreciate British humor and wit!

  • @norhamadiahmad2637
    @norhamadiahmad2637 5 лет назад +3

    Do you have a solicitor Plectrum?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 4 года назад +2

    Detention for _anyone_ who dares to dislike this roll call.

  • @ritorno100
    @ritorno100 11 лет назад +12

    I wouldn't be surprised if Alan Rickman used this sketch to help make the character of Snape.

  • @shri03992
    @shri03992 13 лет назад +8

    he shows reality in such a hilarious way!

  • @dollsthedally
    @dollsthedally 13 лет назад +5

    'i shall have to tweak you' :')

  • @Polysthenes
    @Polysthenes Год назад +1

    This version of Atkinson is too British for me to fully be able to appreciate this bit.

  • @PhilGrimwade
    @PhilGrimwade 13 лет назад +3

    I went to grammar school, this is alarmingly close.
    I can still remember everyone on the register to this day, tragic...

  • @symphonykingdom5601
    @symphonykingdom5601 10 месяцев назад +2

    0:32 Bland gets me every damn time-

  • @fatterelvis
    @fatterelvis 10 лет назад +10

    we had fish called plectrum and orifice just thought id share

    • @neithere
      @neithere 6 лет назад

      fatterelvis I would name my fishes Wanda, Eric and Elusive.

    • @stevebrown3559
      @stevebrown3559 5 лет назад

      Did you leave Orifice alone?

  • @marsvltor2
    @marsvltor2 11 лет назад +2

    Kosygin was a senior Russian politician at the time - the funny part was that he threw the name into the already haphazard list of names.

    • @ivandovranic1001
      @ivandovranic1001 5 лет назад

      Thanks for clearing that up. Wasn't sure what to make of that one, especially w.t. audience roaring.

  • @jamesatkins1802
    @jamesatkins1802 6 лет назад +4

    This sketch must have been ticking away in my subconscious until last week’s English Supply Cover lesson. I thought the boy’s name was Sproat - great amusement in class! Now if Rowan had had a ‘Scroat’ on his register...

  • @LJY08
    @LJY08 3 года назад +2

    The jaded teacher at a posh boys school. You just know this s*** is real.

  • @19dec1981
    @19dec1981 13 лет назад +4

    "yes isnt life traggic"
    i must use that one :)))

  • @its1110
    @its1110 5 лет назад +2

    Whatever it is, Plectrum needs to stop picking on it.

  • @shutupstupid2
    @shutupstupid2 14 лет назад +3

    00:56 i have a detention book...

  • @NickJohnCoop
    @NickJohnCoop 2 года назад +1

    I think this is far funnier than the ‘dirty’ version.

  • @walterfutterweit6476
    @walterfutterweit6476 10 лет назад +5

    Get ready to laugh....those names, almost like Futterweit, Butterwhite ,Futerwit,
    Wally (ugh), Watch this British schoolmaster call out the names and get the attention of the pupils.....poor students. I like Plectrum best.

  • @tonypetts6663
    @tonypetts6663 4 года назад +2

    AHH, when tweaking was still allowed at school, happy days.

  • @080062wicked
    @080062wicked 13 лет назад +3

    there is no way is is possible for him to keep a straight face through this!!!

  • @RETINA8719
    @RETINA8719 Год назад +1

    Remember a version of this where had added a few more names-
    Wicket
    Williams Wicket
    Williams Whichely
    Whichely Wicket
    Whichely Williams
    and
    Whichely Williams

    Wocket

  • @wenglishsal
    @wenglishsal 15 лет назад +4

    Pure genius... I laughed so much I spat my coffee all over my keyboard...What an expressive face Rowan has...Fantastic ... :0)x

  • @ghengiscant538
    @ghengiscant538 Год назад +1

    " Kosygin you`re in charge " Was that topical at the time. still got a laugh either way . Timing and elocution to die for .

  • @andyoats
    @andyoats 8 лет назад +6

    Alright ladies and gentlemen, time for some opinions. What's funnier, the sketch itself, or the delivery?

    • @harshthevoongod3208
      @harshthevoongod3208 8 лет назад +31

      Delivery

    • @MaestraWashu
      @MaestraWashu 8 лет назад +4

      Delivery for sure.

    • @PaulZink
      @PaulZink 8 лет назад +7

      The delivery IS the sketch.

    • @richardsparks9894
      @richardsparks9894 5 лет назад +2

      @@PaulZink No question -- the delivery. And I wrote this sketch. Rowan made it.

    • @PaulZink
      @PaulZink 5 лет назад +1

      @@richardsparks9894 Well, you wrote a good sketch, one he could work with. And of course the boys' names that roll around so richly in the mouth do help!

  • @HaveApascalSwirl
    @HaveApascalSwirl 3 года назад +1

    4:10 The face of the devil, disguised as a teacher, incinerating the hopes and dreams of young Plectrum

  • @ShotTower1
    @ShotTower1 11 лет назад +3

    There are few comedians who could make this as funny as Rowan. The way he pronounces words is just glorious.