A Prosthetic For Our Own Ass | The Panalysts

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @DuncanEllis
    @DuncanEllis 5 лет назад +80

    "That's Portland, what you're describing."
    Speaking as a proud Portlander, she's not wrong.

  • @packered
    @packered 5 лет назад +74

    Beej's face after Kathleen said, "Some people want that" nearly killed me. 10:22

    • @daverapp
      @daverapp 5 лет назад +4

      That's just Beej's face I think

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 5 лет назад +113

    Graham, I don't think anyone could or would stop Kathleen when she becomes our new dictator and overlord. I, for one, welcome her new ideas for oppressing the populus. After all, it can't be any worse than what we already have.

    • @insertwittynamehere587
      @insertwittynamehere587 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah man, shit’s fucked, at least let a leader with vision have the world.

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 4 года назад

      I for one welcome our new hollundyse orgy overlords

    • @Radiodragonofdoom
      @Radiodragonofdoom 2 года назад +1

      Hard agree. The current methods for oppressing the populus are boring and sad. At least God-Empress Kathleen will oppress us in interesting ways.

  • @austinwanner134
    @austinwanner134 5 лет назад +18

    As soon as beej and Adam got philosophical, the music started playing.
    Adam and Beej: *gets philosophical*
    Paul: they know too much

  • @JoyfulAmalgamation
    @JoyfulAmalgamation 5 лет назад +31

    "HEHATEME" that fkkin XFL reference GOT me. XD

  • @chrisswier7756
    @chrisswier7756 5 лет назад +22

    Adam don’t think I didn’t see that XFL reference. And I appreciated it thoroughly.

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily 5 лет назад

      That was such a great deep cut. I was howling for a good thirty seconds.

  • @Riandisa
    @Riandisa 5 лет назад +39

    I'm 100% all in for a french toast enforced society, both savory and sweet.

    • @ymmijx6061
      @ymmijx6061 5 лет назад

      i will become a member of an extremist resistanc group who seeks free access to all breakfast foods! only breakfast foods though. viva crepe revalusion.

  • @jankhambrams
    @jankhambrams 5 лет назад +23

    This show is consistently a high point of my week. Thank you!

    • @ben_burnes
      @ben_burnes 5 лет назад

      Get out of my afternoon video comment sections Jonk :P

  • @LokNWykLeer
    @LokNWykLeer 2 года назад +5

    I love that Beej and Adam hugging at the end is less awkward than the literal married couple who made a child together.

    • @hyperdistortion2
      @hyperdistortion2 5 месяцев назад

      It showcases their powerful acting abilities!

  • @callumvlex7059
    @callumvlex7059 5 лет назад +30

    Molly's doing a great job ^.^

  • @nathanmonette4820
    @nathanmonette4820 5 лет назад +13

    Is that.... a question without answers provided? Im liking this new format

    • @user-pp5oh9ee1k
      @user-pp5oh9ee1k 5 лет назад

      Black5parrow the first question is always open ended isn’t it?

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 5 лет назад +1

      They sometimes do open ended questions

  • @xmann10761
    @xmann10761 5 лет назад +11

    Bestest hug at the end :)

  • @vikeif
    @vikeif 5 лет назад +5

    They went from "Grass, Ass, or Cash?" To "Do donkeys have souls?"
    I just love LLR.

  • @hyperdistortion2
    @hyperdistortion2 5 лет назад +2

    Another week, another fun-filled The Panalysts! Love it. Molly is doing a great job hosting, too!

  • @SilentHouseStudios
    @SilentHouseStudios 5 лет назад +20

    "I would never try to stop you" true love.

  • @ericpaisley8501
    @ericpaisley8501 5 лет назад +14

    Is Kathleen coming out with a compendium of her random, yet exhaustive, likes and dislikes? I imagine a 2-3 volume set with a compendium of every day etiquette rules.

  • @myrixica4222
    @myrixica4222 3 года назад +2

    The fact Graham and Kathleen accidently wore a uniform is fucking adorable.

  • @fsodn
    @fsodn 5 лет назад +1

    18:33: Ha ha ha! I love the "Dr. Wily" section. I'm sure like 2 other people will get it, but that's great!

  • @candyanime2
    @candyanime2 5 лет назад +6

    Shoutout to Beej and Kathleen from another poor soul with a grass allergy. It is inescapable.

  • @youarethedemons
    @youarethedemons 5 лет назад +5

    18:14 "Wealthy Bone Palace" got me.

  • @steelfox13
    @steelfox13 5 лет назад +13

    So Kathleen wants a Festival of Tomatoes but brunch themed?

  • @petemagnuson7357
    @petemagnuson7357 5 лет назад +6

    11:47 oh my, a maple syrup tank might be more disturbing than gritty.

  • @PopeGoliath
    @PopeGoliath 5 лет назад +2

    "French Toast Cassarole" Oh. My. God. I can see it now. Scrambled eggs and sliced breakfast sausage blended into crouton-sized shreds of french toast, baked with a cheesy crust.

    • @insaif
      @insaif 5 лет назад

      French Toast Cassarole is totally a thing that already exists: www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/baked-french-toast-casserole-with-maple-syrup-recipe2-1914896

    • @PopeGoliath
      @PopeGoliath 5 лет назад

      @@insaif delicious, but much sweeter than I had envisioned.

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily 5 лет назад

      It's a Paula Deen recipe. All she knows is sugar, butter, and racial slurs.

  • @SheeplessNW6
    @SheeplessNW6 5 лет назад +22

    I'm really liking Molly's hostship (is that a word?)

  • @Geekguru14
    @Geekguru14 5 лет назад +8

    Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.

    • @PopeGoliath
      @PopeGoliath 5 лет назад +7

      I'd prefer a rock to wind a string around.

    • @pauldee1577
      @pauldee1577 5 лет назад

      aren't those called helmets

  • @tleilaxu42
    @tleilaxu42 5 лет назад +2

    I'm going down to Little Red Press and getting Portland: A Brunch Dictatorship designed and printed on a hoodie ASAP. It's so accurate.

  • @Zara-Bari
    @Zara-Bari 5 лет назад +6

    Balaam's donkey talked, but its only complaint seemed to be unearned beatings. It didn't indicate that it objected to being ridden in the first place.
    Maybe the donkey's fine with being rented out.

    • @AtariEric
      @AtariEric 5 лет назад +1

      One should really ask for consent first.

  • @EternalDensity
    @EternalDensity 5 лет назад +2

    What about French toast poutine?
    Finally, Graham and Kathleen on a team! Funny but in character that they're not the ones who hug at the end...
    Postcredits stinger: yeah that's about right.

  • @leeshajoi
    @leeshajoi 5 лет назад +4

    There's a restaurant in my area that makes French toast out of sliced-up cinnamon rolls. Just throwing that out there.

  • @goldskull9901
    @goldskull9901 3 года назад +1

    Graham quietly dying from every joke kills me

  • @jonahcarver7198
    @jonahcarver7198 5 лет назад +11

    As a Philadelphian, I approve of this gritty Victoria makeover.
    Also that's not how the Bends works. If you're drawing out air pressure, you'll accomplish the opposite.
    Also how was this episode not named "Allergy Comedy?"

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 5 лет назад

      The short answer: the bends are caused by lowering the partial pressure of nitrogen; nitrogen dissolved in blood escapes, forming bubbles in the body. It's traditionally associated with people who started at higher pressures, true, but you don't get the bends until you try to lower the pressure back down.

    • @jonahcarver7198
      @jonahcarver7198 5 лет назад

      @@boobah5643 That's what I meant. I was assuming they meant high pressure (sky) --> low pressure (dome). That wouldn't cause the Bends. I suppose when they lift the dome, they could.

  • @fsodn
    @fsodn 5 лет назад

    I love this episode! I like the "what would you choose" format much better than the "choose one of two options" format much better.

  • @staley101
    @staley101 5 лет назад +5

    How long before the UK inundates the Moon Base with 80's shell suits for the whole Stark Family 👍🏻

  • @thebassistsoldier
    @thebassistsoldier 5 лет назад +4

    Finally! The power couple is a team! Praise!

    • @Vindexrix
      @Vindexrix 5 лет назад +5

      The Crab Goddess yeah Adam and Beej are great!

    • @mickat5350
      @mickat5350 5 лет назад +1

      pretty sure adam and beej have been on a team before

  • @sankethbhaskar4236
    @sankethbhaskar4236 5 лет назад

    Your tourism ideas were so sophomoric and I love it!

  • @bluegargantua
    @bluegargantua 5 лет назад +2

    I can’t wait to attend the next Holland-Days Festival in Victoria.

  • @johnblunt989
    @johnblunt989 5 лет назад +3

    Remember to watch the after credits stinger.

  • @BrainNinjaMidget
    @BrainNinjaMidget 5 лет назад +2

    Adam is such a gift to mankind.

  • @bigwig8657
    @bigwig8657 5 лет назад

    Breakfast Custards with bread was the definition you want Kathleen.

  • @DGatsby
    @DGatsby 5 лет назад +2

    Instead of the "Brunch Dictatorship", can we call it the Benedictine Order?

  • @CaedenV
    @CaedenV 5 лет назад +4

    "We are not anarchists here"
    um... you sure?

  • @FluidGurl
    @FluidGurl 5 лет назад +1

    Adam with that XFL reference xD

  • @DaniEl-hc7qn
    @DaniEl-hc7qn 5 лет назад +1

    "Oh no! Traditional wisdom!"

  • @Tengila
    @Tengila 3 года назад

    Kathleen: "We aren't anarchists here"
    Me: "...Aren't we?"

  • @gebrotet
    @gebrotet 5 лет назад

    This show is absolutly amazing

  • @Orafaun
    @Orafaun 5 лет назад

    I believe it,”Gas, Grass, or Ass: nobody rides for free.” Not sure where this Cash came from.

  • @martinseelig585
    @martinseelig585 5 лет назад

    8:41 you would have to later filter out all the pubes out of the sauce hollandaise 🤣

  • @VashMaverick09
    @VashMaverick09 5 лет назад +3

    Adam is my hero and I love him and Gritty

  • @Mxradio414
    @Mxradio414 5 лет назад

    Did Adam just threaten to put all of Victoria in a giant jar?

  • @gijswelten
    @gijswelten 5 лет назад

    Nooo, don't put the toast inside yourself. Yeast, Kathleen, yeast!

  • @karfsma778
    @karfsma778 5 лет назад

    As always, perfection.

  • @hannabelphaege3774
    @hannabelphaege3774 5 лет назад +2

    Kathleen "Brunch Dictatorship" De Vere

  • @bustedsim
    @bustedsim 5 лет назад +1

    Honestly the most shocking thing in this episode is learning that Adam DOESN'T partake in the greenery. My high-dar must need calibration. 😜

    • @Megamaduo
      @Megamaduo 5 лет назад +1

      some people ain't need to be stoned in order to have strange cares

  • @jamesroberts3013
    @jamesroberts3013 5 лет назад +5

    As someone who lives in Portland, I can confirm that Molly is right. It is a brunch dictatorship

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 5 лет назад

      How are they dealing with the diabetes epidemic

    • @jamesroberts3013
      @jamesroberts3013 5 лет назад

      @@BarginsGalore Not well, but there's other concerns that are a bit more pressing

  • @EloquentTroll
    @EloquentTroll 5 лет назад

    Adam and Beej always do great work together.

  • @yami_michael
    @yami_michael 5 лет назад

    I thought the pre-prelease was the local tourist attraction.

  • @Haights
    @Haights 5 лет назад +1

    15:01
    "Ah, so you do have a disease."
    "What's that?"
    "Ass-pitalism."
    _Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh_

  • @kuru9157
    @kuru9157 5 лет назад

    Please upload the full intro and outro song!

  • @kynandesouza
    @kynandesouza 5 лет назад

    cash grass or ass, what currency? which strain? and male or female?

  • @taitaisanchez
    @taitaisanchez 5 лет назад +1

    Beejdam is my new LRR ship don’t at me

  • @egyptcraze
    @egyptcraze 5 лет назад +1

    i loooove molly as host! Molly 5ever!

  • @Mordraith
    @Mordraith 5 лет назад

    I love The Panalysts.

  • @tomavent2283
    @tomavent2283 4 года назад

    So I don’t live anywhere close enough to America to know what ‘Gritty’ is. Can someone please explain why it sounds like there’s a festival dedicated to lowering people oxygen intake to dangerously low levels?

    • @captainchaos5705
      @captainchaos5705 2 года назад +1

      To my knowledge Gritty has nothing to do with any of that. My understanding is just that he's a sports mascot Philadelphia is obsessed with

  • @Groovebot3k
    @Groovebot3k 5 лет назад

    In this week's episode, Graham and Kathleen talk out of Adam and Beej's ass.

  • @TheCrosshare
    @TheCrosshare 5 лет назад

    What about the infamous Grashass?

  • @danr.5017
    @danr.5017 3 года назад

    Ah, yes the "Naked Brunch"

  • @fuzzygenius
    @fuzzygenius 5 лет назад +5

    And now I've discovered a new fetish, good.

  • @Purple2Pi
    @Purple2Pi 5 лет назад

    Graham went dave for a few seconds there.

  • @animateme32
    @animateme32 5 лет назад

    Goddamnit, now I want french toast

  • @dinglehxpper8920
    @dinglehxpper8920 5 лет назад +1

    Victoria can’t take Gritty... Gritty is Philly’s.

  • @pauldee1577
    @pauldee1577 5 лет назад

    My only regret about Panalysts Season 1 was that Kathleen, as host, didn't get the chance to use her superlative comedic tongue as a contestant. Now all has been redeemed, because IMO Kathleen is the best person to represent the comedic side of LRR (i.e. she's the funniest (i.e. anyone who says women aren't funny can f**k clean off))

  • @Schmelon
    @Schmelon 5 лет назад

    Xylophone means wood sound. Osteophone is what you're thinking of

  • @kobalt_ren01
    @kobalt_ren01 4 года назад

    Sot and orange, how about Bilbo the Cat?

  • @kathleensanzari6824
    @kathleensanzari6824 5 лет назад

    Good News!!! Made it here before no views!!!

  • @Pintyhet
    @Pintyhet 5 лет назад

    Molly is a treasure.

  • @wjhull
    @wjhull 5 лет назад

    Awesome as per usual... but I think it's "Ass, Grass, or Gas", not "Cash". So Graham and Kathleen technically were choosing to be oil barons...

  • @pyredynasty
    @pyredynasty 5 лет назад

    Mascot the gathering.
    Real thick and only yellow is Homer’s website.

  • @paulmitchum8658
    @paulmitchum8658 5 лет назад

    ...nobody rides for free.

  • @someoneelse7695
    @someoneelse7695 5 лет назад

    One question though: is it morally wrong to send your ass to a bone palace?

  • @mereth13
    @mereth13 5 лет назад

    LRR confirmed into WAM

  • @spaghettiisdeadi7843
    @spaghettiisdeadi7843 5 лет назад

    I have done the commentinging

  • @RockMongler
    @RockMongler 5 лет назад

    Being allergic to grass sucks, but less so if you live in the american south. Fire ants are assholes, and making walking barefoot/laying in the grass miserable for everyone.

  • @xlucyfer
    @xlucyfer 5 лет назад

    Your description of portland is not that far off

  • @arkhamsknight1255
    @arkhamsknight1255 5 лет назад

    woo i got here early for graham and beej

  • @hazerdoescrap
    @hazerdoescrap 5 лет назад

    All that hollandaise and no one mentioned a baptism.... Make that "local festival' a religion! Then take over the world. It's the Kathleen way...

  • @phorrestgaze2221
    @phorrestgaze2221 5 лет назад

    cART

  • @KingOfDoma
    @KingOfDoma 5 лет назад

    Has there, in the history of the world, been a talking donkey that has not been incredibly irritating? I can think of two examples: Donkey from Shrek, and Balaam's donkey from the Bible. Both are jerks. Choose things carefully.

  • @redrum704928
    @redrum704928 5 лет назад

    The hostess is a Cutie

  • @thesurfaceofthemoon250
    @thesurfaceofthemoon250 5 лет назад

    What is this cooperative Panalysts nonsense? I remember back in my day when The Panalysts fought to the death in the toxic arena of the youtube comments section.

  • @ymmijx6061
    @ymmijx6061 5 лет назад

    idiom fight!

  • @Dentson
    @Dentson 5 лет назад

    Hype

  • @11talic47
    @11talic47 5 лет назад

    I can't decide if I think this is scripted or not.
    I also can't decide exactly how scripted I think it is, if I do, in fact, think it is scripted.

  • @Hanmerhack
    @Hanmerhack 5 лет назад

    Twentieth

  • @koomori
    @koomori 5 лет назад

    Communism.wav

  • @thenotorious.j.i.m4073
    @thenotorious.j.i.m4073 5 лет назад

    Third

  • @browut4812
    @browut4812 5 лет назад

    First

  • @anewspinonthings
    @anewspinonthings 5 лет назад

    16:12