TRASH TALK WITH COUNT BINFACE: Episode Two - Marina Purkiss
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Greetings human! Welcome to my second ever edition of Trash Talk.
The first human guest is broadcaster Marina Purkiss, who has become a hugely successful political commentator in the UK, guesting on many shows and as host of the brilliant podcast The Trawl, with co-host Jemma Forte.
Thanks:
Nitin Sawnhey for making some of the music for this podcast
Marina Purkiss for being my guest
Biscuit Jim for putting this podcast together.
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COUNT BINFACE should stand for Clacton MP.
But surely there's already a candidate in Clacton who is hiding his real face behind a plastic veneer of geniality?
I was 2 minutes in before I realised that wasn’t a picture of a room with a fireplace.
Not to worry, it took me 12 minutes
I didn’t realize until I read your comment 😂
How very dare you!
Are you not aware that Baron Fireplace is an arch enemy of Count Binface? And for good reason.
- He's a hot headed firebrand.
- He's an incinerator NOT a recycler.
- He prefers crumpet to croissants - Ooh er missis!😉
- And worst of all he's an... Oracle fan *shudder*
@@speleokeir I made the comment in ignorance, and I intended no offense, I assure you.
😂🖖
Yes, make the MPs wear their sponsorship at all times.
Let the public know who they are really voting in.
Doesn't much matter really. The bigger issue is who they're afraid of. The right-wing rags love to smear and slander those who stand for what they dislike.
"The Media" as a whole can choose to ignore whatever a politician / party actually says and just run what people say they stand for, run stories about claims etc.
George Carlin :)
Finally a good use for large image models! Use them to add corporate sponsorship medallions to politicians.
Here's hoping the count stands against Farage!
Vote for Farage it doesn’t matter we cannot be stopped now 😂😂😂 Allahu akbar
I can't stop laughing, so many great lines.
"This is sci-fact"
"She had a pole...
Yes, an opinion poll"
"Croissant, Ceefax, Claudia Winkleman" - amazing and sensible pledges
Feel honoured to have the first comment - Keep up the great work Marina and your Bin-cellency
Count Binface for HIGNFY.
Brilliant. And yes, more representation in the parliament from people with young families, underpaid services workers, people with two or three jobs just to pay rent, energy, food bills and no hope of ever having enough to own their housing...all the real issues that face the majority of the population.
Darts players, Nightwatchmen, Village Cricketers, Vicars, Carpet fitters, Trawlermen, Blacksmiths, Publicans.....
Bincredible. Not since the 1971 Morecambe and Wise Christmas Special have I enjoyed seeing two people sharing the stage more. And I wasn't even born then.
You have got the party slogan right there! Bincredible, not just a load of old rubbish....
Oddly the best political discussions out there.
I love how genuinely intelligent the Count is.
Count Binface & Marina Purkiss, a perfect political match made in the heavens of the omni verse!
PS: Count Binface, your highness and great omnipotent benign dictator, maybe you should consider getting Buckethead to honour you with composing a piece of music for your stage walk-on when the GE results are read out. It would be great to see some sort of collaboration between Count Binface & Buckethead.
I like the way Marina said, “I work for a company called Adobe,” as if we might not have heard of them! 😁
She's probably quite an acrobat; moving in a flash.
They are not an ethical company... No Linux support for one
@@moomin7461 BA-DUM-TSSH! 🥁
Wonderful interview Count Binface, thank you 🙌
'Clustertruss' deserves more attention 🤣🤣🤣
The count would be a brilliant MP for Clacton.
One of his policies could be a No Fries Zone around Nigel Farage! With all Mcdonalds products banned within flinging distance of him.😂
Count, your galaxy needs you to stand in Clacton against the tyrannical Nigel Fart-age.
Really enjoyed this one Count. Got so much time for Marina, I'm torn about her ever standing though, at the moment people like her are too good for our crappy earth system. But then maybe that's all the more reason she's needed.
And 100% agree with banning corporate talk 😂
Oh please stand for the election we need at least one sensible candidate
I've just got an Advert from Laurance fox for some crappy news channel.
I LOVE the fact that spanner is indirectly paying money for me to watch your channel.
Interesting how Reform have buried the electoral pact with Laurence Fox and the 'Reclaim' anti-vax party...
Cluster Truss 😂
Mr bin face please run against farrage
"I can't get my bin around it " sent me. 😂
Loving your pod. They cant censor everything; what about that young kid who said MPs who didnt want immigrants as friends should pull their socks up?!? Get him on the pod!
god. I'm one of the first 325. This says something about me
Policy for Count Bin Face to consider, replace St George with Dusty Bin (from 3, 2, 1) as our nation's patron saint. (The Welsh and Irish can keep theirs, being local lads made good and all).
BINFACE FOR PM!
Binface! The face and voice of reason.....Not just a load of rubbish !
Why am I only now hearing "Cluster-Truss"!? Count Binface, you truly are the gift that keeps on giving!
Rwyt ti'n croeso i mynd i Gymru pob amser ffrind! Cariad a gefnogi fawr o Gymru! x
You are welcome to come to Cymru any time friend! Much love and support from Cymru! x
P.S.
#AskBinface What are your thoughts on the re-unification of Ireland and the independences of Scotland and Cymru [and England by default]? Could the breaking apart of the UK be its remaking in the constitutions that are written in its place [including your policies of course!]? I understand that this might be meatier than the politics on the price of croissants, but would love for you to share your response with others [so that they can hear what you said to me telepathically]. Diolch yn fawr iawn / Thank you very much x
Great Binterview. I'm afraid I wont be purchading the Fabricant ointment, it's guaranteed to be too greasy or slimy. Sorry
Love Marina's Twitter feed.
ironic how the warmest politician is from another planet, mind you rishi looks like he was born as a techno unionist!
The Count still hasn’t told us what he intends to do about adult litteracy.
Nationalising Adele, listing Claudia Winkleman's fringe, index linking MP pay with median nurse salary... Bin Your Face, Tories...
Bindependance for all July 4th
Did the Americans win the space race or did Binface get there first?
Maybe the Soviets were just Stal'in'.
Count Binface to take on Richi in N.Yorks
Hilarious stuff
Where are you standing Count? Richmond and Northallerton? Clacton?
Richmond and North Allerton... a great view on stage for this year's Portillo moment
This sums up most people's view I think: We'd much prefer someone more dynamic than Starmer and want much more decency and commitment to real change, but if this is all we're offered we'll take it. Labour can't be as corrupt and downright evil - at least for a while?
Future Prime Minister
If Farage loses this time, maybe he will start wearing a bin on his head. Based upon the usual content of each.
Count Binface beat the EDL 😅😅😅😅
In the epic battle with rubbish, what does CB think of giving points on license to fly-tippers?
Adult actresses have standards, they're not politicians after all.
Not sure you'd find one who'd open her (ballot) box for Rishi to post his vote into.
Oddly, CBF could help Sunak retain his seat by standing against him and taking votes from the strategic voting candidate
lol@ "opinion pole"
Donald Farage will ditch Clacton to support Nigel Trump.
Count Binface MP and Marina Purkiss MP would be a considerable improvement on what's currently on offer 🤣🤣
Lead the sponsorship for Adobe of the women’s fair cup … a real job …… AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Oi! @countbinface!
Can you get barrett brown on please who is seeking asylum in your country! Cheers matey!
Sorry, did she really just say that until she came along no one was covering politics in an accessible and humorous way?!
Seriously? Wtaf
0 views in 2 seconds bro fell off😔