Race With Ryan is Worse Than You Can Imagine...
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- Опубликовано: 27 мар 2021
- In this video I review the best video game, no. Best thing ever created in the extensive history of man kind, the classic N64 game Race With Ryan. This is definitely NOT a Mario Kart rip-off and has completely original gameplay and items. Race with Ryan has amazing lore and deserves to be put in museums. It’s amazing how each and every character has such vivid lore with excellent story telling. When I made it to the end I was crying tears of joy from the beauty and tragedy of the game’s ending. I was so inspired by the funny Ryan race game that I have changed my channel into a toy review channel. So welcome to T3rr0rZ ToyZ ReviewZ where we open all the best Ryan’s World surprise eggs! In today’s video we’ll be opening the Ryan’s world surprise egg. I wonder which one I get? I wonder who actually cares? Not me, that’s for sure. Because I already have your ad revenue.
Remember to watch that video before this one for at least some context (not really though).
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Song list (in order)
Title Screen - Mario Kart DS [OST]: • Video
Title Theme - Mario Kart Wii [OST]: • Video
Killer (Yoshikage Kira's Theme) - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond Is Unbreakable: • Killer (Yoshikage Kira...
Main Menu - Mario Kart Wii [OST]: • Video
Mushroom Gorge - Mario Kart Wii [OST]: • Video
Friday Night Funkin' - VS Whitty / Overhead: • Friday Night Funkin' -...
Toad's Factory - Mario Kart Wii [OST]: • Video
Luigi's Mansion - Mario Kart DS: • Video
Wario's Gold Mine - Mario Kart Wii [OST]: • Video
Coconut Mall - Mario Kart Wii [OST]: • Video
Spring In My Step: • Spring In My Step - Si...
Waluigi Pinball - Mario Kart DS [OST]: • Video
Options - Mario Kart Wii [OST]: • Video
Koopa Cape - Mario Kart Wii [OST]: • Video 
Игры
I want to thank everyone for the support this video is getting! This kind of reaction is what’s inspiring me to keep making content. Also there’s a bunch of people commenting “DiD yOu KnOw ThAt ThErE iS sCaRy RyAn FaCe?” and I honestly couldn’t care less. I already knew it existed I just didn’t care enough to add it to the video. Also ChooChoo Gus is still not as good as Power Peck. Just gonna point that out...
T3rr0rZ ToyZ ReviewZ has returned! ruclips.net/video/eBkWttxBu6I/видео.html
I also made another video sort of like this one: ruclips.net/video/f8gEsSRgiWA/видео.html
He dies from Suffering endlessly, suffering from Diarrhea, he went to Hospital then the doctor drink him Pills, he say "it's a candy" , then dies, the hospital even sued for 10Million Dollars, even they are rich...
@@YourLocal_PitayaDragonLover ?
Oh ok
@T3rr0r Dude, stop screaming into your mic!!
No.
You know he is a gamer when he spends 37 dollars for Ryan's World
Amen
37 d o l l a r s ?
200th liker! :D
150 gems
Also spends 5 dollars on an egg
1:08 “wake up my little money maker we have to film again”
So true though
Lol
@@Jaxbo782 Same
Can't Believe his Parents Treat him like a Cash Cow Rather than a Normal Kid
Mommy I rather have my beating then make a toy video
"RYAN SHUT THE FUCK UP"
T3rr0r,s famous words~
1:58
1:08 I love on how the mom shushes you so you don’t wake Ryan up then immediately says “let’s wake him up.”
7:37 As a person who doesn't watch Ryan, this is 101% accurate
@Cubic cube Correction: 103%
@@zenoz4733 104
@@sirifjfjdjsjdufjdjdjdcjcjd3157 105
@Marcus Leung 106%
@@TheBestThereIsAsura 205%
I like to imagine that when Ryan grows too old to be profitable to his parents, they'll just have another kid and name him Ryan and just pretend it's the same kid.
Or they'll use his little sisters
@@sophiaquintana256 Are they also name Ryan?
@@Shichism no
Bryan Toys review
Ifff....
They look the same
Thats a low probability
Race with Ryan cured my depression and replaced it with super depression
F
To me it cured mine and my friend's because we were literally laughing to death of how ridiculous this game was.
*You got us in the first have not gonna lie*
Imagine what the sequel Will do
@@PrincessPooonyPoona no sequel
I want them to make a Ryan Smash Bros. game. That way, we can finally beat Ryan endlessly with his characters.
*N*
*O*
*I*
*C*
*E*
Ryan for Evo 2023? Bet!
What’s the move sets?
No just yet his parents
@@Gyaruwitch4011 Ryan can summon "the CEO of racism" in order to Attack others and walk
"a van that kidnaps children!"
im sorry but i laughed so fucking hard
I just want to know what will happen when Ryan grows up. His entire career is dependent on him being a child
Yeah kindof depressing though...
His parents will probably just have another kid and name him Ryan
Just imagine when he's in high school though his life will be hell
@@ULTRACUNNY no need, they already have twins
@@AmTack Parents will probably homeschool him
This dude's freaking sarcasm is off the charts and i love it. You earned yourself a sub.
Sarcasm Level: *_Breh'eush_*
lol
@@Bacony_Cakes fluent in sarcasm
...
I hate sarcasm a lot, but I love this dude’s sarcasm haha.
I like how you actually gave a fair and honest review of a game branded with the face of one of the most hated kids on RUclips.
2:08 racist ryan
The worst part is his parents exploit him for money
He’s gonna grow up with a ruined mindset and bad perspective on life with a lot of over self respect. He won’t make it when he’s older and will be an outcast.
yeah
@@nerdsmyspiritanimal2676 Yeah nobody likes prideful people.
@@P.W.Plays76 “Previous RUclips Star Ryan has been arrested for theft”
@@nerdsmyspiritanimal2676 really?
I hate how Ryan is no longer a kid and is now just a mascot. And I especially hate how everyone seems to be ok with it.
He’s a living cash cow, almost feel bad for him. Wonder what happens when he grows older
@monty is legit life more older than 8 actually
I know where that icon comes from
At this point Ryan's parents don't see him as there child anymore they just see him as a mascot and a cash cow
Shit I'm really hoping that he isn't getting forced to stay up all night and is being fored to like keep a health figer
I always wonderd why he is always 5 yee old
my favorite lines:
“welcome to race with ryan11!1!11” “RYAN SHUT THE #### U-”
“OH MY GOD I AM A RACE WITH RYAN EXPERT!!!1!1! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ### RYAN!!1!1!”
“NOOOOO I FAILED RYAN THIS IS SO SAD”
“stop talking to me rya-“
Whenever I see Ryan at all, I feel so bad for him not realizing he is being marketed for money and his sisters will be the same.
0:16
Ryan: *gets born.*
His parents: awwwwww, let's exploit him for money!
True
@OURTHER MERGIN wait really they use Ryan for money
@@NotRed_23 yes
@@NotRed_23 how have you not noticed it at this point
fgteev duid the ame thingb but wih an entire family s
The fact that this game exists makes me want to thanos snap
Myself out of existance
Same
@Aimar Muñoz Perez a ryan's world kinder joy surprise egg and one rotten banana
you'd snap half of humanity out existence too, so take me with you
Why not snap Ryan out of existance, along with every cringy kids' RUclips channel.
@@jacobcox4565 why not we do both
T3rr0r: *opens a toy egg*
Also T3rr0r: *DEMON SCREECHING NOISES*
Also T3rr0r: whoa it’s the van that kidnaps childhood. Vroom Vroom Yeah 😂😂😂😂
@@michaelmoss9198 yes
Terror sounds like he’s having a stroke in his toy review, I love it
“Take the wheel as me, Ryan and all my friends”
What friends child
Yeah where are his friends (are they all animal cartoons?)
His imaginary friends
@@cyber_inverted7177 Yeah those weird cartoon animal guys
@@P.W.Plays76 That's honestly fucking sad
Damn that sucks knowing the fact that he might get bullied when he gets in middle school all the way till 12th grade
Sometimes, I wonder if Ryan is still being loved by his parents, or if he's just there to make them billions.
Probaly they show no love
@@alexanderdahms4001 I mean,he looks happy and not like he is faking it, and for his age he wouldn’t be extremely good for an actor.
@@disrespecc9678 but his parent are exeposing him for money
@@alexanderdahms4001 as I just said, he looks happy. If someone is under the age of 11 and they’re happy, they’re happy. His face isn’t red in a video and he doesn’t look like he’s just been exploited, he doesn’t look like he has been forced or anything. There is no way he is being exploited. The viewers might be, though, because most of their videos are sponsors and young children can’t distinguish between sponsored and not sponsored content.
@@disrespecc9678 dude tharw a lot comment talicking ABUT he being exeptoed by his parent a lot
its awesome how chill yet how insane this man is
1:22 "IT'S A BOMB" - 💀
Imagine if they made a First Person shooter based on Ryan’s World!
Shoot with Ryan
@@alaraby7997 Ryans dark side or Ryans last straw
Call of ryan
Ryan's first school shooting
@@lobster_7 Apparently the copyright-free music didn't talk about apples or bananas...
Ah yes, my favourite character from Ryan's world: A vAn ThAT KidnApS CHildReN
cringe!!!
It was always the best character.
That part craked me up
Lol
@the stinger ok I know this a joke but damn chill it’s prolly the parents telling him what to do I he’s just following a script god damn it’s a child , kidnap the parents instead-
4:36 ironic enough ryan himself was annoying in race with Ryan
4:50 rac*** ryan was grand total of 6 maps
4:55 twelve reverse race tracks
4:31 *the invisible man is having a good time*
Bro I’m dying at that egg unboxing.
OMG SAME 🤣
Especially when he calls one of the toys a van that kidnaps children
same
Brbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrr VROOM VROOM YEAH1!1!1!1!!11!1!1!!!1!!1!1
my mom
the person who disliked is ryan himself
Mhm
Or a fan
IT WAS ZAL
@@fredboiproductions9494 yea
ANd his family
Recently, me and my brothers downloaded this game because it was on Xbox Gamepass, we were bored, and it’s fricking Ryan so why not? And the entire time, we died laughing, roasted Ryan, and raged a lot. Ryan broke me and my brothers relationship and at one point we started beating each other up. It was chaotic. Help us
7:10 what a good AI name 🤣🤣
it honestly feels more like garfield kart than mario kart. i got this game as a gift and i still feel scammed
Garfield Kart was always the best game.
Really? More like beach buggy racing concept! Bb racing is wayx10 more fun than that game
Garfield kart will always remain superior
i love you all
Do not diss Garfield Kart
8:30 "WOW! IT'S THE VAN THAT KIDNAPS CHILDREN!"
Lmao
I wanna take Ryan to my van
Then adopt him
Then go to North korea
Then commit a crime
Then escape the labor camp
6:16 This scene had me hysterically crying and laughing uncontrollably my ass off on the floor
I’m pretty sure the ONLY reason they decided to have more kids is because Ryan was getting older and they could make more channels with them
Race with exploited child is my favourite game.
mine to
mine three
My favorite is racing with a plumber
MiNE FouR
@@a_Playerwastaken Jhin:You called?
New title: T3rr0r get pissed of at a fetus playing race with Ryan
I feel bad for people growing up playing race with ryan
@@omagkabacan2109 Same, I'm growing up with mario kart, and these gen-alphas are growing up with Race with Ryan. Kinda sad, tbh.
@@bbloodarts_ng Ha,I grew up with a far superior game,Pacman World Rally.
@@beanbug2209 Good for you.
@@bbloodarts_ng thanks :)
10:36 choo choo gus
mOrE LiKe cHoO cHoO sUs
I love how he played Mario kart music the entire time
In the files there was an image of Ryan's face with stitches for eyes and his mouth with a bit of blood splatters, I'm basically just saying the people that made the game hate ryan.
Where is it?
@@sham9505 You can search up "Race with Ryan hidden face" and go to images, it's like the very first image that appears i think
@@melonwise8686 Oh jeez I just saw it.
@@sham9505 Yeah, it's uhh.. something, LOL.
@@melonwise8686 I think that company hates Ryan lol
The next game will be: "Commit war crimes with Ryan!"
Laughed too hard.
How did you guess that
Yes
The game after that will be “Commit Shrexual assault with Ryan!”
More like “Commit war on Ryan’s parents for making him a mascot”
Ryan:dies
Everyone else: has a party
If Ryan will still be making toy videos when he's 13, i'll call CPS on his parents
"What do you see?"
*"ITS A BOMB"*
*everybody dies*
It's tsar bomba
The good ending.
OH FUCK ITS A TSAR BOMB *dies*
1:21
Mug moment
Ryan's parents basically took away his childhood, even if he's been able to go places.
@Alexander Starkey weird fact is your probably younger than ryan himself
@@lemon66111 Hey, u drop off from stupid town huh.
@@guacolea ryan is literally 10
@Alexander Starkey Same! But I’m 3 :D
@@lemon66111 Ryan is 10?! I’m ten and I gave up toys and acting like a baby when I was 7
4:31 made me laugh
The absolutely beautiful mic quality at the start when he’s asking Ryan why he did this to him is a instant sub from me
Someone on Twitter found a texture of Ryan with his eyes as X's and his mouth being stitched and bloody
This is a metaphor for how ryan is a puppet with no free will, except that's probably not true
Yea link i want a link
i thought this was a game for kids.
Ye
@Entro I don't have the link but watch foekoes video he shows it at the end
Fun fact: on Steam, there is an achievement where you have to get 2 hours of playtime on the game. To refund a game on Steam, you need less than 2 hours of playtime on the game. (Not counting the 2 weeks ownership thing)
Oh…
LOL
THIS IS BULLSHIT
I highly agree
Trying to stop 100% achievement and then refund speedrunners?
That intro was terrifying now I can’t sleep
0:24 Homelander after finding a photo of Butcher in Ryan’s bag
Ryan: **Interrupts T3rr0r in 3 out of 5 times when he Says a Map**
T3rr0r: *S H U T T H E * * * * U P O R I W I L L K I C K Y O U R A -*
LOL
qhahahhaahabahahah
I laughed so hard (sarcasm)
Armpit
Lol that part was gold
This is just Ryan’s World and we’re all living in it.
dun dun dun!!
Cya ima go to Uranus
I want out
@@epikgamr6374 can i come too?
@@phrog5003 sure
“ITS THE VAN THAT KIDNAPS CHILDREEEENNNN!!!!!1!!1!1!1” Never gets old or unfunny
I love how at the start, his recommended is filled with Ryan videos. 😂
Scary Fact: In Race with Ryan, there is a unused texture for Ryan’s face with stitched mouth and eyes and blood
Is bait?
Wait, Fr?
@@Blockbustah ye is bait.
We should just ignore this before some edgy 14 year old makes a creepypasta and gets a lot 8 year olds to buy and Ryan’s parents go to the bank laughing about how idiotic their audience is to fall for such an obvious bait
Is it fake or real?
The dislikes are from Ryan's personal servants he locks down in his basement
"OH LORD, THAT STRANGE KID KIDNAPPED THE MAN, SOMEONE STOP THE KIIII-"
@@stardustbun5943 spooky month reference
@@GummitMan yup
69 like
Wait what
1:58 got me hella laughing 😂
Imagine Ryan finding out all the things his mom has done.
This Lid is either gonna grow up to be an interesting Movie/Game critic, or the next Morgz. I pray to god that it’s the former
*Kid. Damn autocorrect
I bet he's gonna be Morgz 2
@Charlie DELANEY I’m not Kirbo, I’m a fan. I can only pray that he knows how to stop it
Oh if you didnt know Morgz quit youtube check his latest vid
When morgz became a good boy before ryan💀💀
I can't wait for people to mod this game into a total masterpiece
Cant wait for the race with ryan mario mod.
So we all can play mario kart for 2x the price
@@shiftffs doesnt mario kart 8 deluxe sell for like 90 dollars
@@kwilis i dont think it's THAT expensive, but i wouldn't be surprised if it was 60$
P-Race with Ryan
The good ending: everyone turns it into Mario kart and replace Ryan with uh oh stinky
One day I want a competitive race with Ryan. I would kill for this….
"IT'S THE VAN THAT KIDNAPS CHILDREN!"
The funniest part.
8:44 T3rr0r has entered the 4th dimension by eating 50 Ryans World eggs
He's now attached to the speed force
I feel sorry for Ryan.
He's a good kid but his parents exploit him for money.
big assumption
just like almost every kid's channel
@@hexus3623 its true. Children are being milked for money.
ryan said that he wants to make videos himself.
@@imzhai but he's hardly ever able to
The entire game can be finished in less than 2 hours, which means that it's possible to play the entire thing and get a refund
"Which is most likely because he owns the world" was making me laugh my head off
Respect to this man for using his ad revenue to purchase a Ryan’s Toy Review squishy and 30 dollar game
8:42 I'm Laughing So Hard At This Omg🤣
LOL this part always gots me
His hands were like
🙌 🖐🏼👋🖖🏼🖐🏼🤌🏿🖖🏼👋🤏🏾🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖐🏼👊🏼👍✌️🖖🏼🦵🦵
LOL
Samee XD
The van that kidnaps children
Tbh I loved this “Ryan’s Toy Review Channel” As A Kid
Honestly, it isn’t Ryan’s fault, it’s his parents fault.
"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR @$$, RYAN!"
I know what he meant here, but it was legit funny he was talking about murdering a child
I legit saw a RDR2 video on twitter where dude kicks a child into the ocean
@@shiftffs Now that's a gamer move.
4:06 whitty's voice. That bomb headed guy lol
Friday night funkin yup
@@Vlogssw.kimmie fun game:)
@@filmsy8821 Lo fight is better in my opinion
@@juanvega1864 yeah its better than the last 2 songs
@@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK Yes I think Lo fight is the best one
Not gonna lie, I would love to see Terror review toys like in this video
Imagine being the neighbour and just hearing "WAOW IT'S THE VAN THAT KIDNAPS CHILDREN!!"
7:36 this is the funniest part of the video
It’s so sadly accurate LMAO
I used to these types of videos when I was a little kid
Yes
My humor
ThE vAn ThAt KiDnApS cHiLdReN!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!1!22!!2!11!!1!
*"Look what it is!"*
**Gasp**
*"It's a bomb!"*
(Then, everyone in the house died.) 1:18
🦀 RYAN IS GONE 🦀
Best part
*yay*
8:27 "OH WOW, ITS THE VAN THAT KIDNAPS CHILDREN"
IM LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣🤣
"Ryan, stfu."
- T3rr0r 2021
The thumbnail looks like flint lockwood as a kindergardener
Edit:I think the one who made this game was hold gunpoint by Ryan and his family
Thanks for the edit
Every time I see something with this kid's face on it at Walmart it always looks like one of us ain't making it out alive, and Ryan's the one making it out alive
Pls i cant breathe i cant stop laughing ahahahhahaha
Dude that part killed me 8:47
the thing that you replaced jesus's face with Ryan's face made me die of laughter
I should not have laughed at the Ryan waking up for a bomb bit
this game is literally a rip off to the most nostalgic Mario kart game ever, Mario kart Wii. Edit: Thanks for 69 likes haha funny number
man that game was so awesome.
@@taleseylad1249 Sad that I lost the disc and I can’t find it anymore
@@juanvega1864 that is truly the saddest thing.
@@taleseylad1249 yeah now It remains a mystery
I’ve sadly never played because at the time I didn’t want a wii and I only ever got to play a Wii and Wii U coz of my cousins who lost the disc also
1:58 I’m subbing... IMMEDIATELY
That is my reaction to him every time
*RYAN SHUT THE FU*** *UP*
RESPECT+
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
@@zurs1n *Bruh that's perfect*
0:38 he turned his voice into
Burger King foot lettuce
the last thing you'd want on your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus
@@helloolleh_dis but as it turns out, that might be what you get...
When Ryan pops up in the corner, all I can think of is Toasty! from Mortal Kombat.
Welcome to the race with ryan express, we are now going to the deepest pits of hell.
@Alexander Starkey no refunds.
GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU-
Welcome to ryan's ear torture chamber
ryan's world in a nutshell 8:36
You’re right
Imagine if Ryan saw this when he is older, would he laugh at himself?
The world would've ended if this game got choosen as a nominee for anything at the game awards.
Let's give a moment for this dude wallet that been spent on Ryan 💵
I know he doesn’t he earn that much money and that 33 dollars went down to the drain
Ryan: *Exists*
His parents: I can milk you.
I’m sorry but that sounds so wrong
I’m sorry but that sounds so wrong
But he is a boy......
m-milk? O_O
I can make money off you*
1:59 why does this part always got me😂🤚
How embarrassed would Ryan be after he goes into high school and he gets constantly reminded of his content. I honestly would feel bad
7:36 For money, we will do everything, even being a clown at age 30
TerrorZ toyZ reweZ
5:35 I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WIPED A NAE NAE
Producing team: Ryan, how many times will you make bad games?
Ryan: *Yes.*