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  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 Год назад +889

    When I worked at a pizza joint in my teen and young adult years, we would always call the number back for any large orders over 100$ to confirm the order wasn’t bogus. More times than not it was a prank. So before anything even got made we would wait 5 minutes and call the number entered to confirm the order placed and pizza toppings. It is protocol at most major pizza places.

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 Год назад

      Here you are just ruining everyone’s fun! 😉😂🤣 Let them have their fun and really think they did something. Party pooper. 😉🎉💩😂

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Год назад +29

      Absolutely right.

    • @Garbeaux.
      @Garbeaux. Год назад +61

      Good to know. That one went beyond petty since it’s affecting a local business. That’s not cute. I guess that pizza place must let people make online orders without paying then which doesn’t make sense if you think about it.

    • @lifeiscomplikated
      @lifeiscomplikated Год назад +18

      Yeah, there's no way any place would make this kind of order before it's been paid

    • @roselover411
      @roselover411 Год назад +17

      I would even expect them to require you to pay with card over the phone for an order that big. I doubt they'd want to risk a 600 dollar order not get paid at the door.

  • @A_Rose_From_Concrete
    @A_Rose_From_Concrete Год назад +801

    That glitter plot twist caught me off guard. She was so petty he needed her around to keep his life sparkling 😂😂😂

    • @Ktcsr17
      @Ktcsr17 Год назад +31

      Not the pictures of Edward 😂😂😂

    • @DaninMaine
      @DaninMaine Год назад +1

      He is eventually going to regret marrying the glitter psycho.

    • @persephonepraelia502
      @persephonepraelia502 11 месяцев назад +10

      this is either a toxic relationship or the healthiest, happiest, most humorfilled marriage ever

    • @catlady443
      @catlady443 10 месяцев назад +4

      He knew he was wrong

    • @Langley_Ackerman19
      @Langley_Ackerman19 9 месяцев назад +2

      Hahahahaha *sparkles*

  • @Hannah-gc4cy
    @Hannah-gc4cy Год назад +41

    Prettiest thing I’ve ever done was as a bartender. Saturday night, live music, place is packed. I’m making this dude his drink and after it’s done and I’m handing it to him he said “took long enough.” so I calmly pulled the drink back to myself and said “oh I’m sorry” and a dumped it down the drain right in front of him making full eye contact. He just stared at me in disbelief and I stayed right back until he left✨

  • @glengreen362
    @glengreen362 Год назад +62

    In the twenty years I was married I never once gossiped about my wife at work, nor did I ever hear any of my male co-workers talking out of hand about their wives. When I first married her I made a conscious decision to never denigrate her or put her down. To this day, even though I may have reasons, I will not deride her. I will also freely admit that I was not the perfect husband. This was just a basic principle I established from the beginning.

    • @UselessShyte
      @UselessShyte 17 дней назад

      DID THE SAME….. as you , I had plenty of reasons to talk down about my ex of 20 years but never did. I never saw the benefit

  • @Amaryllis-4U
    @Amaryllis-4U Год назад +979

    The woman who cut out the crotches of her ex’s bottoms just understood that since he didn’t care to “keep it in his pants” she’d make it easier for him. So thoughtful!

    • @TheNicolevertone
      @TheNicolevertone Год назад +27

      Helped him skip a few steps, really.

    • @abbalotl
      @abbalotl Год назад +17

      yesss!!! that women was so kind to do that 😍😍😍

    • @damienfavard2971
      @damienfavard2971 Год назад +1

      Reverse the role and I'm sure she won't find it so funny.

    • @ladygrndr9424
      @ladygrndr9424 Год назад

      @@damienfavard2971 Women pay extra for panties without the crotch. So, yah...not something that's not easily gender-reversed.

    • @kaitlynsakura2659
      @kaitlynsakura2659 Год назад

      @@damienfavard2971we would though, for damn sure.
      You deserve it? Don’t cry about it. ❤

  • @Mrs.Silversmith
    @Mrs.Silversmith Год назад +217

    Making the tiny breakfast is just priceless. The humor of it probably helped to diffuse some of the built up tension. Certainly a better way to deal with your frustration than just standing there shouting at someone.

  • @nathaliefernandez2014
    @nathaliefernandez2014 Год назад +773

    I once ordered 10+ pizzas and liters of sodas from Dominoes for a college event I was orchestrating. The manager almost cancelled my order. BUT THE DELIVERY BOY CLUTCHED IT. I had two work study jobs and was in school full time (18 credits minimum each semester), so I ordered from them often and he remembers me for it. He recognized my name, told his manager it was a legit, and delivered on time. Yes I gave him a big tip a semi-broke, always tired college student can give.

    • @Just1Nora
      @Just1Nora Год назад +48

      I'm disabled on SSDI and my income from it puts me in poverty level. If I'm going to get delivery or anything where a tip is needed I tip that 20%. I make sure I have the money before I splurge, including the tip. My dad complains, we're both disabled, poor, and live together, because of how much I tip. He's a miser. If it's delivery, I pay for it or I have extra cash ready for the driver. He says it shouldn't be our job to make up for the fact that the company doesn't want to pay them enough. It shouldn't be, but it is, so I'm going to tip right.

    • @olly2027
      @olly2027 Год назад +12

      I agree. Save your money and pick up the pizza or make it yourself.

    • @sssgggg8808
      @sssgggg8808 Год назад +16

      ​@Just1Nora I can only assume you're in the USA? Tipping isn't expected in other countries because we pay employees an actual wage.

    • @sssgggg8808
      @sssgggg8808 Год назад +7

      ​@@olly2027or pay staff an actual wage like the rest of the world 😅

    • @Just1Nora
      @Just1Nora Год назад

      @sssgggg You, yourself? Woooow. Didn't know we were being judged by a god!
      Dude...original post mentions tipping, and so did I. Did...did you even read what I wrote, or did you read tipping and have to get on your high horse about how morally superior you and by extension your country are.
      Get bent.

  • @thebosshouse
    @thebosshouse Год назад +205

    I'm sure I've posted this before, but I love it so much!
    My ex refused to move out of our bedroom until the divorce was final and we only had one bed, so I moved into the office. I bought our dream bedroom set and had it delivered the next day. He was so salty when he realized what I did. Best $6k I've ever spent.😂
    The best petty revenge is living well and rubbing their faces in it, politely. 😇

  • @Stumpybear7640
    @Stumpybear7640 Год назад +27

    You cant tell me I'm the only person who replaced nice milk chocolate I kept on my desk with laxative chocolate to find the office thief? It was the accountant. 😁

  • @andreaturner7207
    @andreaturner7207 Год назад +237

    Charlotte's facial expression at 0:12 says it all for the man who burnt that spoon, "So you have chosen DEATH!"

  • @Tatkitten
    @Tatkitten Год назад +527

    My pettiest action was meeting my college bully's husband for the first time. He introduced himself and my first question to him was "So which one of the boy toys are you? 3rd? 4th? You can't be the first two because she said they were Italian and Greek." The chaos I caused was well worth it because she was 30 plus years old and made our first 3 years in college hell for everyone.

  • @xxpinkyxx2608
    @xxpinkyxx2608 Год назад +14

    A couple years back I dated a divorced guy. When he and his wife got divorced, she took the carpet out of the living room when she left because she paid for it

  • @Zivvie
    @Zivvie Год назад +172

    Re the glitter bath bomb: My corkers in technical theatre absolutely refuse to allow dance companies to use glitter in their performances. There's a reason why stage hands call glitter "the herpes of the stage craft world" - that ish gets into EVERYTHING and is next to impossible to remove.

    • @Trammiliin_nr2
      @Trammiliin_nr2 Год назад +17

      Also, glitter is basically shiny micro plastics. Everybody is mad when ugly microplastics end up floating in oceans, but nice and shiny microplastics is as polluting as ugly ones...

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch Год назад +11

      I was not expecting that plot twist of them being married and expecting a little glitter bomb of their own! However, my first thought was, "What kind of dumb jerk would break up with this funny, gorgeous woman after two months?"
      I'm glad he came to his senses, and I hope they are both together telling their great-grandchildren this story far in the future.

    • @melrobertson2743
      @melrobertson2743 Год назад +3

      That ish is the bane of people who do crafts with kids, it became a hard NO unless it was glitter glue, I love kids but the little AH would act like it was confetti.

    • @Elizabeth-rq1vi
      @Elizabeth-rq1vi Год назад +2

      Glitter gets everywhere! I just cleaned up micro-glitter dust that mysteriously had spilt from Christmas ornaments I had made & the spillage had gotten covered up.
      I love glitter and glitter glue was the best combo ever! (Unfortunately wouldn’t work with the ornaments).

    • @Elizabeth-rq1vi
      @Elizabeth-rq1vi Год назад +1

      Not sure it’s petty but Candace Bergen’s character Murphy Brown dumped a truckload of potatoes in Dan Quayle’s driveway (it was never seen as it didn’t really happen). I love the thought of getting back at someone by doing that. But I can’t justify the cost so it stays a silent dream.

  • @isabelaandzico
    @isabelaandzico Год назад +232

    That tiny breakfast 🍳 tho. That’s the sheer magic of adding talent to pettiness. I wonder if she chose an extra savage and said that it was size appropriate for his minuscule… hands. Nothing like choosing violence in the morning!

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 Год назад

      "Here you go LITTLE MAN"...smiling with LOTS of teeth. A primate's way of showing aggression.

    • @autumnleaves4879
      @autumnleaves4879 Год назад +7

      I've done this before and my petty comment was 'I figured since you don't do anything you don't need much of an energy refill :) enjoy breakfast'

    • @isabelaandzico
      @isabelaandzico Год назад +1

      @@autumnleaves4879 you’re a legend 🥂👏🏻

  • @donkeylipsgelfin6983
    @donkeylipsgelfin6983 Год назад +21

    The way Pizza Boy speaks with such certainty while being so wrong is honestly impressive. No, nobody has to pay a huge bill because it was their name used to place the order. And no pizza place would get duped into that anyway.

  • @lynngrant533
    @lynngrant533 Год назад +97

    “And now we’re married and having a baby!” At that, I burst out laughing and even my dog jumped up looking at me wondering what was going on! That really was a twist!! 😂😂

  • @TikiStanford
    @TikiStanford Год назад +42

    13:02 Yes, pizza workers do deal with this, far too often. I worked at a pizza place all through high school and prank orders suck. Especially if it’s a huge order. The kitchen busts ass to make it, the driver is super excited for the huge commission, only to get there and be told a big fat nope. Most people who got pranked did NOT end up paying. It’s mainly shitty for the restaurant more than anyone else. My experience with this was over 30 years ago, and clearly I’m still bitter. 😤😤😤

  • @DBZgeek2000
    @DBZgeek2000 Год назад +112

    12:50 As a pizza delivery driver, I personally haven't had to deal with something like that, but there was a prank call (in cash) for 9 large Hawaiian pizzas and 9 2l sodas. The poor guy that ended up getting it all delivered to didn't have to pay, cuz we figured out what happened before any of the food got in someone's car. We all ate good that night xD

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 Год назад +13

      Most orders over a certain amount get a confirm call. We always call the number to confirm the order was placed before anything major gets made.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Год назад +8

      They were Hawaiian pizzas; you did not eat "good."

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Год назад +1

      @@erikarussell1142 yep.

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 Год назад +8

      @@lizardog lmao!!! Oh noooooo!!!! That’s my favorite! Pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeño. Lmao shots fired!!! Woman down!!!!

    • @trinitybernhardt9944
      @trinitybernhardt9944 Год назад +10

      ​@@lizardog Then I haven't eaten good most of my life. My favorite pizza since day one 🍕🐖🍍

  • @lastphantom4243
    @lastphantom4243 Год назад +7

    4:52 after tracking glitter into his house day in and out, he came to realize how dull his life was without you. Also, he probably won’t forget your birthday ever again. Congratulations!

  • @jana4577
    @jana4577 Год назад +32

    My dad told me this story a long time ago:
    He liked to drink coke while he was at work and bought a new bottle every day, but never finished it. Whenever he was sone working, he put it in a drawer and the next morning it would be empty. So one day he was fed up and put a ton of salt in his coke. Turned out the cleaning lady was drinking it, ran to complain to the boss, got sick and jad to take some time off. Deserved.

  • @TheFiown
    @TheFiown Год назад +106

    I called my ex's 'other' girlfriend and left her a message telling her that he had genital herpes ( which he had ) and I printed out an email he wrote to another girl saying how much he loved and needed her. I folded them up and put about 100 of them all over his loft. Before we broke up I did something terrible. I had gone away for a few days and on returning found black long hairs in our bed and a fresh tampax in my bathroom bin. I made up a plate with the tampon, slightly bloody and the hair around it and as I prepared a lovely tasty delicious meal I served him the tampax plate and me the real food. I thought that he was going to murder me ! He didn't even know what a tampon was so I had to explain and also explain why a woman would take one out that wasn't done, it was to put something else inside!

    • @nyxarchiviste4685
      @nyxarchiviste4685 Год назад +13

      I am CHEERING at this 😂

    • @kimberlyvarra4044
      @kimberlyvarra4044 Год назад

      Soooo your telling us all you also have herpes? Your sleeping with him to yeah?

    • @shelleyg1836
      @shelleyg1836 Год назад +11

      How does any man not know what a tampon is? Wow cheating with herpes? Hope he was telling this and using protection

  • @slcpunk2631
    @slcpunk2631 Год назад +132

    The pizza trick usually only comes back upon the delivery people- both the cost and consumption of the food falls to them

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 Год назад +25

      Most pizza places call before large orders are made as to confirm it’s not a prank. No worries. But agreed, let’s not involve outside people and cause casualties for the sake of revenge.

    • @dreamlessforever
      @dreamlessforever Год назад +11

      My store doesn't, and many franchise owners don't. They should, but that's their choice I suppose. He's been screwed several times. I've told him he shouldn't accept cash orders over a certain amount, they should be credit card only unless you know them. Now we are being plagued with people ordering large orders and trying to pay with fake 100's. Overall, regardless if there's precautions in place, involving a restaurant in this way is shitty.

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Год назад +5

      At the Papa John's I worked at, we required payment over a certain amount upfront

    • @user_angelmum
      @user_angelmum Год назад +1

      That can't be legal to expect the driver to pay for the pizza ..

  • @jasonh5635
    @jasonh5635 Год назад +6

    The pizza one is really unkind. Most pizza franchises are owned by individuals and they run on really tight margins. Pretty messed up to make a victim of someone who had nothing to do with the cheating ex.

  • @CMUShawna
    @CMUShawna Год назад +56

    it's hilarious how her mind goes straight to "illegal house key replication? illegal poisoning?" - she's redefining Petty and I love it hahaha

  • @wiccanmoon0001
    @wiccanmoon0001 Год назад +38

    I had a boyfriend who loved a certain pair of trainers. He bought them and was delighted with himself. He wore them only around the house because he didn’t want to get them dirty because they cost a lot of money. Anyway.. I found out he had been “chatting” to this girl in a bedroom at a party, I happened to hate this girl and he knew it, while I was in hospital really sick 😳 sooo, I returned the trainers for two sizes smaller and dumped the box. I’d make sure to run the batteries out on every single thing he owned and used daily like his razor so he replaced them. I did it again and again. It drove him crazy. He never understood how his trainers shrunk over night or why his favourite vodka tasted like rubbish lol 😂 I swapped it out for the cheapest one I could find. I changed anything new he bought for a smaller size or a slightly different shape and color lol 😂 I did a lot more but this is what I’ll admit too. By the time I left, I don’t think he had one piece of clothing that actually fit him properly or looked right on him 😁That was fun walking out the door that day! 😂

    • @ducksquidbat8315
      @ducksquidbat8315 Год назад

      Bragging about being unhinged is just sad.
      You’re an adult. The fact you think this is some kind of flex is absolutely ridiculous.
      Best thing to happen to that dude is you leaving.

  • @Vesperrv
    @Vesperrv Год назад +84

    My last ex was really abusive, and he finally hit me one day. I was like "damn what am I doing?" and left. But I was so angry at him and the situation, I'd go back to get my stuff while he wasn't there, I moved the majority of my stuff in one day and it left his place empty all he had was a pathetic bean bag, a desk and his bed. But I was still angry so the last day I spent getting the rest of my stuff I took all the presents back that I had given him, I made sure to take all the food I bought, which left the apartment with no food, I cut the photos of us together and left the scraps on his desk. And wrote a little note about how I left my key and then threw his key in the 60 gallon fish tank, go fish bitch. There were no fish in there, FYI. Nothing crazy, just a little petty. Then I moved right on because he is a loser, and I'm embarrassed for myself to have been with him honestly.

  • @rebeccahayward9607
    @rebeccahayward9607 Год назад +60

    As a person who drinks probably a little too much coca-cola, that one revenge story is just....diabolical. Excellent petty revenge 👍

    • @thirdspacemaker9141
      @thirdspacemaker9141 Год назад +5

      I did something similar to a single can, but I sucked all the cola from the can and then submerged it to fill it with tap water.

    • @rebeccahayward9607
      @rebeccahayward9607 Год назад +3

      @@thirdspacemaker9141 that is pure evil.....i approve 😈😂

    • @marqueldeaneee
      @marqueldeaneee Год назад +1

      That would have definitely hurt my feelings 😂😂😂

  • @valeriagonzalezc.8435
    @valeriagonzalezc.8435 Год назад +3

    The amount of people I know that have been threatened with deportation by a horrible ex is sad. There's nothing funny about that and it could destroy their life and their family's as well.

    • @karisworldgaming4832
      @karisworldgaming4832 Год назад

      Exactly. It’s concerning that Charlotte seriously found that funny and labeled it as petty. I genuinely loved her videos, but she got Calle don’t before by other’s including myself for laughing about a girl leaking her ex best-friend’s nudes. She apologized and cut that portion of the video, so I thought she understood she was wrong for that, and even made a whole excuse saying she was tired and wasn’t paying attention the context of the video. I say “excuse”, because clearly seeing this video, where she did the exact same crap with the deportation story, she either made that up, or seriously finds nothing wrong with that.
      There is a line between petty and horrendous, and she seems to be forgetting that line.

  • @Ecclectic_citcelccE
    @Ecclectic_citcelccE 5 месяцев назад +4

    Dude untuning all the guitars and remotes was primal 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @destinyferguson9288
    @destinyferguson9288 Год назад +13

    When I was in highschool I had an abusive boyfriend. When we finally split he still tried to control me, so I decided to take over his social media. I would change his bio quotes just slightly, misspell things, change the Bible verses, small things that made him look unintelligent but without being obvious that he was being hacked. Took him months to figure it out and the whole time he was so mad 😂

  • @kimagl1
    @kimagl1 Год назад +30

    I love the glitter bombing that led to a wedding. I was dating a fella in college who dated a lot of girls. I wasn't serious so no problem with me. David Lee Roth had just put out the song " Just a gigolo". I taped a copy of the song along with a note about his gigolo dating. Drove him crazy for weeks. His ex took credit for the deed and they got married.....hope it worked out.

  • @micksailor4715
    @micksailor4715 Год назад +51

    The pizza order thing would never work if the shop was given the person's phone number on whom you're getting revenge. Every shop I know calls to confirm orders of much smaller sizes than the one this person is claiming. Second, there's no obligation to pay for the order, and it'd have to be sent back, costing the pizza shop a ton of money and product for other customers. Cute idea, but it would never work. Love you, Charlotte!!!

    • @minisn3066
      @minisn3066 Год назад +1

      “Cute” idea, it would be pretty chaotic 😂

  • @Berry8lunnt
    @Berry8lunnt Год назад +193

    Getting someone deported isn’t quirky or petty it’s straight up evil
    Hope the karma gets to her

    • @abigaelrarts2257
      @abigaelrarts2257 Год назад +16

      but what if they were like truly evil though, like not just for breaking up with someone but like cheated, disrespected you, manipulated you and kicked your dog

    • @Berry8lunnt
      @Berry8lunnt Год назад +68

      @@abigaelrarts2257 unless he’s trying to kill you or something equally as extreme I think getting someone deported is crossing an unspoken boundary. You can get back at someone and be petty in a lot of ways. Get creative. The girl who did this was pathetic

    • @KM-ek9or
      @KM-ek9or Год назад +28

      ​@@Berry8lunnt Abusers who show no remorse deserve it.

    • @KM-ek9or
      @KM-ek9or Год назад +28

      ​@@abigaelrarts2257 if they kicked your dog (and the dog wasn't attacking) then I say go for it. No animal abusers here, plz

    • @jeannettestogner5164
      @jeannettestogner5164 Год назад +28

      She couldn't have gotten him deported if he was here legally and had his documentation in order.

  • @TheFiown
    @TheFiown Год назад +69

    Three pretty girls friends and I were having lunch in a fancy restaurant and we were laughing our heads off when a guy in a suit came over and said that he 'knew' what we were laughing at ! We batted our eyelashes and said 'what?', he replied 'men' ! We all said 'oh that's so creepy how clever you are' and he went off feeling great about himself. We were actually talking about chocolate and what lengths we sometimes went to have some.

    • @mooncloudpanther
      @mooncloudpanther Год назад +5

      I would have laughed and told him, "Now we are!" I have no mercy when people confront me with presumptions that are flat out wrong, lmao

  • @danaeads919
    @danaeads919 Месяц назад +1

    I had a coworker I detested. Every time I passed a newsstand, i picked up the subscription cards that fell out of magazines and would shake magazines to collect more. I filled them out with his address and his second full time job involved having to cancel every magazine that showed up.
    With an ex, I went to Scientology's website, completed their personality test in his name and ordered the "Dianetics" book to be sent to his home. No matter how well rounded you are, Scientology will tell you that you are a mess and that only they have the technology to fix you once you buy a few (dozen) classes and undergo auditing (at $300 an hour). Once you get on Scientology's mailing list, you will never get off. You can move, change your phone number and even change your name, but they will still find you. They have the world's best skip tracing software. 😅😅😅

  • @rabbitlovesraven
    @rabbitlovesraven Год назад +41

    Pettiest thing I ever did after a break up was that I took the spicy toys my ex and I had (think BDSM type stuff) and put it in one of those christmas popcorn cans and left it in the center of his closet. He lived with his parents still and his mom went into his room looking for some of her sewsing stuff, which you guessed it, was also in one of those christmas popcorn cans. She picked it up, opened it and had spicy toys in it, needless to say; he had to explain why he had those things in his room.

  • @PJ-sh3nh
    @PJ-sh3nh Год назад +14

    "and now we're married and having a baby"...I choked laughing!! so funny. You know every single couple has a "beginnings story" that rivals hers. However, the glitter is next-level stuff. Glitter needs to be banned by the government, I had a Christmas cocktail party one year and of course a lot of people wore/brought glitter because y'know, Christmas and glitter is everywhere. I was being annoyed by Christmas themed glitter clear into the next Hallowe'en. The stuff is a menace to society. Her story made me laugh hard though, the Edward-from-Twilight pictures was amazing. I think for today, everytime my boss messages me, I'm going to reply with a photo of Edward Cullen. (she has an amazing sense of humor, so this should be fun)

  • @16poetisa
    @16poetisa Год назад +6

    Is it really that normal to talk about guy's size and to make fun of them with your friends? Because I've never done that, and I'd seriously judge anyone who did that with me.

  • @SlySkye
    @SlySkye Год назад +1

    As someone who used to work at a couple different pizza places DO NOT DO THIS!! the business can not force payment. It is a lot of product waste. It wastes the gas of the driver. It slows orders down for everyone else. It messes up labor costs.
    Also, depending on the size of the order, law enforcement also gets involved for harassment, fraud, and possible theft.
    I’ve had to file such reports.

  • @lacuna_matata_9261
    @lacuna_matata_9261 Год назад +15

    Glitter has got to be one of the best petty revenge tactics 😂

  • @francinemcnabb6915
    @francinemcnabb6915 Год назад +12

    My petty move with my ex husband was I destroyed/ threw our all his "trophys" from previous girls, and took all his change rolled it up and took it to the bank. ( he had my bank card from our joint account I was "allowed" 200 a month and I made about 3 to 4 grand a month) so I figured it was only fair. As that was only a fraction of what he took and put me through. Oh and I made him wait a year before we could be divorced and I refused to change my last name unless he paid for it, he tried to fuck around and he found out. I had a lawyer on prepaid legal so I was only paying 25 a month where it was a couple grand for him, he tried to get back the money that he gave me as a "severance" and I had a legal document saying it was a gift free and clear, then gave my lawyer a list of all the things that we acquired in our marriage along with the RRSP and investments my lawyer was howling with laugher, I said he could tuck tail and fuck off or we would be splitting everything, and he would lose it all. Haven't heard from him since and it's been 13 ish years 😁

  • @mobmomma4196
    @mobmomma4196 10 месяцев назад +2

    I tormented my guy friend for like 2 years. He would travel a lot for work so I had time to do things 😁 I once Vaselined his door knob, I once tied fishing line from his door knob to the outdoor post so he couldn't open his door that night, I once stickered his car with disposable ashtray bags, and hid a spider on his doorknob once. I also called him funny childish names. Yup we're married now and I remind him that he can't complain about my shenanigans because he knew what he was getting into 😂

  • @meggriffin4802
    @meggriffin4802 5 месяцев назад +1

    The best thing you can do after a break up is be happy. That will drive them mad more than ANY petty revenge! Another thing that will do their head in especially if they are a narcissist is DON’T emotionally respond in ANY form and just respond cold with yeps and OKs that will honestly drive them MAD!!!!!

  • @nomadicdramatic2496
    @nomadicdramatic2496 Год назад +43

    My ex told people I was a seggs worker so I reported him for benefit fraud. Only one of those things is illegal boo! 😘😅💅

  • @kenzierailey304
    @kenzierailey304 Год назад +4

    She cut the crotch out of all his pants and he lives in the Yukon 😂😂 he wouldn't have been able to get new ones very quickly AT ALL. Genius.

  • @majora5651
    @majora5651 Год назад +5

    Charlotte really entered her villain era with this look and I am SO HERE for it!

  • @existentialcrisis4884
    @existentialcrisis4884 Год назад +4

    2:00 she just met him and went through his phone. They are both toxic and probably deserve each other.

  • @shelbygreen5132
    @shelbygreen5132 11 месяцев назад +1

    When my ex and I broke up, he took all of my perfectly seasoned, cast iron skillets and the Dutch oven. I COULD NOT make him bring them back, he just kept saying, "You will not cook for anyone else in these pans." I was FURIOUS. I had to start over twice, in love and in cooking.

  • @Ricecakes520
    @Ricecakes520 Год назад +16

    Charlotte out here killing it in her villain arc outfit!!! ❤

  • @stephaniepipho5466
    @stephaniepipho5466 Год назад +8

    I love your videos! 😆 😆
    Your channel has helped me so much in the last 7 months. I’m 39 & unexpectedly lost my husband Aug. 24th of 2022. ( It was a “ widow maker “ heart attack) There are so few things we didn’t do together, which has made learning how to live without him almost… impossibly unbearable. Not only that, but that trauma has made other traumas bubble to the surface again resulting in a state of perpetual severe PTSD, both conscious and unconscious. Super fun.
    Your videos have made me laugh, sometimes to the point of tears 😆🤣😭 not easy to do these days!
    You are so pretty, petty, kind and funny, I just love it ♥️
    Thank you so much!
    I look forward to seeing new ones in my suggestion bar 💜 🌻 😃 😆
    Just wanted to let you know you are making a difference. My friends and a little humor have literally saved my life.
    Omg I got all teary just typing that 🥺🤦‍♀️ 😆
    Anyways, thank you so very much. I hope you and your loved ones are well and happy 🌻
    *** Never turn down a trip to the grocery store, or an outing, even just a walk… you just never know how long you’ve got ***

  • @johncane4507
    @johncane4507 Год назад +2

    The mini breakfast killed me 🤣

  • @Mandy75642
    @Mandy75642 Год назад +1

    Particularly great selection of petty stories today. I needed those laughs.

  • @delphinelavendermorgan4627
    @delphinelavendermorgan4627 Год назад +21

    I'm not taking notes. I'm writing down the rule book to learn it by heart. You can almost never be petty enough

    • @jengsci8268
      @jengsci8268 Год назад +3

      Ooh, now there's an idea. A DIY book with tips and ideas. I like it. 😁

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Год назад +2

      @@jengsci8268 Gazpacho Revenge with a side of Petty-Fours.

    • @DelphineTheWorstBladeEver
      @DelphineTheWorstBladeEver Год назад +3

      Agreed. Karma doesn't work fast enough sometimes, and you need to be on top of that.

    • @delphinelavendermorgan4627
      @delphinelavendermorgan4627 Год назад +1

      @@lizardog And that could be the title of a book filled with DIY ideas of petty revenges

  • @conorstewart2214
    @conorstewart2214 Год назад +4

    Maybe with the keys they should have made one the actual key and told him, so he has to take the phone calls and collect the keys, just to find the one that is his house key. Or just tell him you did that to make him paranoid.

  • @Snowshowslow
    @Snowshowslow Год назад +2

    I love the last one ("wake up, it's 5 am") 😂

  • @Magpie_Media
    @Magpie_Media Месяц назад

    12:55 I used to live on a street with an address of "1 Twilight Road", and there was another street a stone's throw away called "1 Twilight close"(The addresses also had a very similar post code). The Close used to order take-aways A LOT.
    And a lot of the time, the delivery guys couldn't figure out where Twilight close was, and tried to deliver the food to Twilight Road. My address.
    Most of the time, I had enough time to say to the delivery drivers, "Hey, I didn't order anything, The house you want is just over there.."
    But there was one guy, knocked on my door, dropped the food at the door. and drove off. Didn't even wait. Gone in a flash.
    I didn't want the food, and I was feeling a bit lazy to deliver the food myself, so I threw it in the bin.
    An HOUR later, the same delivery guy knocks on my door asking for the food. He didn't want to dumpster dive.
    Not sure who paid for the food that day.

  • @Mister_Dollz
    @Mister_Dollz Год назад +20

    Charlotte looks so glamorous in this video, she honestly looks like a woman who just divorced her husband, and is wearing the “I’m over you” glamour outfit, all Charlotte is missing is the shades.

  • @Sorchia56
    @Sorchia56 Год назад +4

    These are all brilliant! Duly noted for any fool that breaks one of our daughters hearts. Hubby won’t let me pew-pew them, something about the law…blah, blah, blah! 😂😂😂 I did get rather upset at something my husband did and moved our beds apart (two twins, separate remotes for each bed) just enough for him to roll into the Grand Canyon! It was FABULOUS! He was struggling and flailing about, I still laugh at that!

  • @Beanz-on-Toast
    @Beanz-on-Toast Год назад +4

    Tip for yall: If you wanna get back at a man by f*ckin someone in his life, make sure it's the person he hates most. Regardless of how the relationship ended the betrayal that will be felt is immeasurable. F*ckin his friend won't hurt him cuz they'll joke about it after and you'll be a fool. Go for the enemy.

  • @RayneSaltair
    @RayneSaltair Год назад +2

    Def don't do the delivery. When I was a kid way back in the 1980's someone sent every place in town an order to our house one night. For years after we had to have a call back before they would allow our orders through.

  • @MaxVliet
    @MaxVliet Год назад +1

    The pizza guy caption "works every time" 😂😂😂 HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU DO THAT? 😂😂😂

  • @Zoldengunner
    @Zoldengunner Год назад +5

    8:33 so this guy doged a real bullet lol

    • @ducksquidbat8315
      @ducksquidbat8315 Год назад +1

      Haha facts. Women think jumping into bed with other guys “gets back at men”.
      We know you’re going to do it, we just don’t care. Bye bye

  • @TeiEleC
    @TeiEleC Год назад +14

    Idk these videos are hilarious 😂 my most pettiest revenge was my peace. I still get random text asking if I am this stubborn. I just walked away. Moved out with no word didn’t take anything that didn’t fit in my car and had saved enough to furnish my new place. When we cross paths in person I don’t even acknowledge his being. Seeing as I am friends with his cousins girl she always tells me he really wants to know your okay. I tell her each time your response should be you are not sure as u haven’t heard from me😂. The fact that I live rent free and get updates keeps me moving

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 Год назад +3

      My ex is like that with me. He asked me years later at my work when he happened to come in, why I just left like I did. I told my co-worker some bum needed assistance at the front and I was on break. Lol I explained later it was my ex, but my coworker ended up being my boss as she got a raise that morning, I just didn’t know it. She almost fired me! Lol good thing she was as petty as I am.

  • @downhomesunset
    @downhomesunset 7 месяцев назад

    “Douche Canoe” is my new favourite insult!

  • @sunniecolors
    @sunniecolors Год назад

    "Wake up, it's 5AM" was the BEST one lolol

  • @krystleconner5690
    @krystleconner5690 Год назад +32

    Went to Legoland over the weekend. A lady in front of me was checking into a restaurant and her last name or first name was PETTY! LOL. I thought I misheard and had to be Betty but when the hostess thought the same the lady corrected her and spelled it P not B! I thought of you Charlotte ❤

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 Год назад +6

      Someone out there really naming their child after royalty. Lol

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Год назад +8

      Probably her last name. We have quite a few Petty families in the southeast U.S. You've probably heard of Richard and Tom.

    • @krystleconner5690
      @krystleconner5690 Год назад +2

      @@lizardog love Tom Petty

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch Год назад +2

      @@krystleconner5690 Me too, I miss him but I love that he left us with so much great music.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch Год назад

      This brought back a memory from the 80s when my brother, a group of friends and our SOs would go out to dinner once a week.
      We were at a noisy, busy restaurant and had to be put on a wait list. My brother gave the hostess his last name, "Hertel". Hostess, asked, "Was that "Turtle?" (it was noisy in there), he got that evil Grinch grin and said, "Yes, that's right."
      As we waited he hatched a plan for us. 20 minutes later, the hostess called out, "Turtle? Party of Turtles?" All 8 of us stood up slowly, and walked very slowly towards our waiter, all hunched over with our necks sticking out, doing our best turtle facial expressions.
      This was a fun restaurant called "Magic Time Machine" where all staff dressed in funny costumes, and silliness was encouraged, so our awesome pirate waiter loved it and told us we had made his night. Yes, we tipped him well.

  • @alexinaberry8073
    @alexinaberry8073 11 месяцев назад +1

    My mom is not a great person but she is a petty person… so when I was 15 she and my stepdad got a divorce… his last straw was when my adult brother bought a corn video game and she took it from him and my stepdad was like nope we’re done. So as my mother packed up her stuff, she would write ugly things on a small piece of paper and put it into his stuff… dvd cases… jacket pockets… pillow cases… you name it. I spoke to him again when I was just turning 30 and he said he still occasionally finds her little notes 😅

  • @ArtemisPhanes
    @ArtemisPhanes Год назад

    The dead pan "got him deported" kills me everytime I see this video 😂😂

  • @chelseabobet4591
    @chelseabobet4591 Год назад +6

    Someone did the pizza thing to me (it was like a $90 order) and I had to call the store manager to explain I want going to pay for things I didn't order. So they banned me from ordering delivery from that location for a year. 😂

  • @jennifermcmillan9518
    @jennifermcmillan9518 Год назад +4

    I wish I was petty sometimes. Especially in my younger years when I would get cheated on. Alas, I live vicariously through others. My brain just doesn’t come up with that stuff. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @Mama.837
    @Mama.837 Год назад +1

    7:58 on a serious note I had surgery Friday I was ER Thursday and Friday. My drs name in the ER was dr petty. Dr paul petty lol. And he was the absolute best dr iv ever seen of anytime iv ever had to go to the ER. He was amazing. And quite handsome. Lol

  • @jordaniahaywood1122
    @jordaniahaywood1122 2 месяца назад

    A year on and I’m still cackling like an evil witch at the tiny breakfast 😂😂😂😂

  • @talklikeahick2u877
    @talklikeahick2u877 Год назад +31

    A friend found out her husband was cheating. Found out from the woman’s HUSBAND bc he had found out first. My friend asked him to not say anything til she got a lawyer. That night her husband was whining “I’m sick. Get me some acetaminophen”. She smiled, walked away, got two pills, stuck them in her butt, and watched him take them with a smile on her face. Next day she gave him divorce papers. She told everyone except him what she had done. It took a year before he found out he took butt covered acetaminophen.

  • @TheWolfsHowl666
    @TheWolfsHowl666 Год назад +11

    Just wanna say Charlotte looks ✨fabulous✨ in that coat

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 Год назад

      Too many words in this sentence. No qualifiers are needed. Just say she looks fabulous periodt. Or exclamation point. Either one will work. 😉

    • @whatsupwithjinx
      @whatsupwithjinx Год назад +2

      @@davidguidry657 way to be a buzzkill mate 🤣
      You always this 'fun' or only under freshly published videos?

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 Год назад

      @@whatsupwithjinx always! 😉😂
      I try not to let a Miss Charlotte video get too old before I watch/comment. I even have an alarm set. 😉 Anything to help her channel.

    • @whatsupwithjinx
      @whatsupwithjinx Год назад +2

      @@davidguidry657 lmfao way to gatekeep, Davion

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 Год назад

      @@whatsupwithjinx I’m not gatekeeping. Just telling everyone else why I’m a super fan and they’re not. 🤷🏻‍♂️😉😂

  • @chelscara
    @chelscara Год назад +1

    4:50 poor kid, hope the parents keep the petty to the adults 😭😭😭

  • @megalou6567
    @megalou6567 Год назад +5

    My ex mother in law was basically an evil witch. So one day my alter ego took over me and I took her partial out of her purse and I threw it into a huge field next to my house. She never mentioned it so I’m assuming she thought she lost it . All these years later I feel a little bad. But hey I can’t take it back so

  • @bulletsonofagun7413
    @bulletsonofagun7413 Год назад +8

    I had an extremely smug co-worker one time who NEVER did a spec of work because “daddy” worked in the front office.
    I went to the recycling bins around the city and took all the subscription cards out of hundreds of magazines that didn’t require postage to send in and put this scum bags name and address on all the cards and mailed them in.
    They had such a fit nearly every day at work shortly after that about getting all these STUPID magazines in the mail with a bill for the subscriptions. I smiled through the whole rant and laughed inside with pride.

  • @lindsyhautekeete1410
    @lindsyhautekeete1410 Год назад +4

    the pettiest thing i ever did was with my ex who cheated and then continued lying to me for weeks after; so i deleted every group every contact every friend just everything from his discord acount, and then i went into his netflix and deleted his whole playlist and fucked with his algorithm. and to put a cherry on top while packing his stuff i accidentally dropped his warhammer minis a few times, like he loved to tell anyone and everyone im super clumpsy so oops. he hates me now totally worth it

  • @deemariedubois4916
    @deemariedubois4916 Год назад

    The Pizza Place we use got burned to many times so when a large order is put in and they don’t know the person, they call the number given and verify the order. That prevents most of it.

  • @melaniehansen6236
    @melaniehansen6236 27 дней назад

    That petty little breakfast is a piece of art!

  • @kristyreal
    @kristyreal Год назад +8

    Best tool of revenge is a seam ripper. Cutting off buttons is fun, but using a seam ripper to slice through seams is not immediately apparent. Sometimes they don't even realize until they get to work that their whole ass is hanging out. Also, if you cut the threads on the inside of the shirt, it will look fine, but the buttons will come off the first time it is used or the first wash cycle. Again, not being noticed until it is time to wear them causing max frustration and pain. My ex had this thing where he loved to pull his shoes super tight with the shoestrings and it irked me, so.....on the way out, I cut his dress shoes shoestrings at the bottom in the middle behind the shoe so they looked fine until he put them on and tried to tie them. Also, he rarely needed to wear them unless he was going out of town on business. I relished the thought of him getting up for a meeting in a hotel room and last thing putting his shoes on. Have fun looking for dress shoes shoestrings at the last moment, you abusive POS!

  • @briannanicole8512
    @briannanicole8512 Год назад

    i am a Dominos manager, and customers are not required to pay for an unpaid delivery order, they can reject them. However, mot pizza places now require you pre-pay for orders if they are over a certain amount. Dominos doesn't take cash orders over $50, they have to be pre-paid. It can be inconvenient when orders get returned from delivery due to no payment, but it's not super common and it's not a big deal to the store or the driver.

  • @jessicah3782
    @jessicah3782 Год назад +4

    9:20 I never viewed Charlotte as anti-immigration. You realize there’s millions of people who were kids or babies living in the US. Now they are adults and can get deported simply due to lack of citizenship? You’re laughing at someone possibly getting their life uprooted just because some random girl didn’t like being broken up with? That’s not petty. That’s f up. I'm a legally both American(born, with family here as long as most colonial whites) and shocker still a brown person. Guess what, people use the deportation rhetoric on me. I had people both kids and adults tell me to “go back to my country” or “when Trump builds his wall, you’ll be deported.” A lot of the immigration rhetoric at me was used by racists with no clue about my actual status except skin color. It doesn't matter that native Americans were also brown or the white history of making immigration difficult for minorities, or the Americwn history of all these ethnic groups rightfully being in this country, or how this is not a historic issue but one causing problems today is unnerving as a minorrity American. And unfortunately, this being a minority issue and Charlotte being obviously part of the privileged class, I doubt she will not get called out enough for her to correct her ways. So all I have to say is deportation, threats of deportation, and using this threat against someone who trusted you is not funny. I really doubt the guy she deported was doing anything illegal except existing in a land that won’t accept him for political reasons.

    • @Lrd_Storm
      @Lrd_Storm 2 месяца назад

      If you are the type that would rat on someone and get them deported, you would be the person who would report a Jew to the Nazis

  • @benmoore1097
    @benmoore1097 Год назад +2

    I second someone else's comment. The Pizza one is WRONG!!!!!! They WON'T "have yo pay for it.". The Driver, and the store will be out LOTS of money!!!

  • @Seabreeezy
    @Seabreeezy Год назад

    As a pizza delivery place owner…. Yes.. and they DONT have to pay. I’m speaking from years ago now. Now days I doubt any place is making this order without payment card first. It only takes a few times before you never make that order without call confirmation on that number and payment method.

  • @seandupuis7376
    @seandupuis7376 Год назад +6

    The first woman has probably told her husband there wasn't going to be any "alone time" on plenty occasions. My Ex used to pull that same shit. When I wanted alone time, it was a problem. If she wanted alone time & I didn't, it was a MAJOR problem.

  • @beingbeckeroni
    @beingbeckeroni 9 месяцев назад

    Can top second to last petty mom story: *I* only exist because my mom wanted to show up my aunt.
    My mom and dad worked for the same company but different branches. They were civil enough but really didn’t like each other. My aunt goes in to meet my mom to go out to lunch and my dad was there on business and after less than 10 min of watching them interact, my dad leaves and my aunt comments on how clearly my dad hates my mom and something to the effect of, “Wow the one guy that’s not in love with my gorgeous skinny blond haired blue eyed sister…” So of course my mom scoffed and said “that nerd would be lucky to have me” or something like that and when my aunt laughed again and said he’d never ask her out, my mom took that as a challenge and flirted with my dad until some time later he asked her out-but by that time she started to like him so she said yes and now they’ve been together over 30 years, married most of that time. 🤗

  • @iamlightning7166
    @iamlightning7166 6 месяцев назад +1

    NOT THE UN-TUNING THE GUITARS AHHHH

  • @donnapauley8183
    @donnapauley8183 Год назад

    Cut the crouch out!! 😂😂😂😂
    Just don’t cheat!
    You got what you deserved not breaking the silent treatment

  • @blackygreen92
    @blackygreen92 2 месяца назад

    getting married is the best way to stop the glitter because now it's their house too lol

  • @emazing7151
    @emazing7151 Год назад

    I worked at a pizza place in high school. There was a policy that orders over $50 had to be paid for prior to making it. Idk if it was that store management's policy or the company policy

  • @mbourque
    @mbourque Год назад +4

    3:15
    let's see... you did minor damage to his stuff (the buttons can be fixed by any tailor) and he'll have his life back on track in a week, two tops (because once he figures out that you took all the batteries after checking two remotes, he'll check everything and replace them)
    And yet EVERY person he told (and he'll spread it far and wide after what you did, not just the people you know he told.) about you will forever remember you as that girl he dated that did all those freaky things. and IF you ever encounter any of them again (or possibly their friends) they will instantly remember that and think of all the stuff you supposedly did... and some will try to pick you up because they think you'll do that stuff for real... yeah, I think he got the better of the deal...

    • @ducksquidbat8315
      @ducksquidbat8315 Год назад

      It’s also rather embarrassing how she got so butthurt over a dude she knew for 5 minutes.
      She’s not petty, she’s a child.

  • @MattSmith-wz1xh
    @MattSmith-wz1xh Год назад

    Most restaurants will ask for either a deposit or to be paid up front on an order that large

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X Год назад +2

    1:12 what if she made herself breakfast and just took his portion from her two eggs and toast.

  • @etherealcereal91
    @etherealcereal91 Год назад +10

    I hope this one gets read in a video some time. I think it's worthy of some jaw drops. I was going out with this guy, super toxic, I won't get into all the nuts and bolts. There's so much drama involved. We were together for a few months, I was young and dumb and trying to find my way in life and he took advantage of me.. literally and figuratively. I expressed to him I did not want to do the forbidden polka until marriage buttttt flash forward to when I was having a panic attack (that he had a hand in bringing on) and he said "babe I know what will make you feel better e.e" and,,, yeah before I knew it it was too late for me to say no. That was fun but it gets worse. Buckle up besties.
    I was in a toxic situation with my parents and decided to leave and go stay with him because I had nowhere else to go. My parents were threatening to drain my accounts and everything, I was freaking out. He, the sly snake, let's call him Dingbat McGee, convinced me that I need to move my money. Me, again, being young and dumb and trusting of him moved it to a card he was no longer using, said that I could change the password and everything. I moved all the money in my possession, (just under 700 dollars) into this account. The minute it was moved, he changed his tune from "yeah baby I'm here for you, you can stay with me as long as you want," to "no babe you need to go home and fix what's happening with your parents". I begged him not to make me leave, but I ended up leaving. 2 days later, he's ghosted me, blocked me everywhere, taken that money without a peep. I'm distraught.
    SO about 3 months later, he messages me apologizing profusely wanting a second chance. I say no way Dingbat McGee but he keeps trying, telling me he loves me, manipulating me, promising me he'd pay me back double, triple. It got to a point where the abuse was too much and I finally said "the person I am trying to be does not associate with people who make me feel about myself the way you do." And blocked him. I was too upset to get any revenge, even though I'd loooovvveee to. I have his phone number, can't remember his address unfortunately. I really wanted to send him a bill for pizza equivalent to the money he stole from me, but alas (: unlikely. If anyone has any ideas, I'm happy to hear them.
    I'm now with the love of my life, in fact, it's the guy who was my best friend at the time and convinced me out of that relationship when he came crawling back to me. Even without revenge, I'm much happier where I am. It feels good to get this all out. If you read this far, thank you

    • @kfdaftsaeroblox
      @kfdaftsaeroblox Год назад +2

      How about signing him up to a call center stuff,where the phone number is needed? Also take care and be happy!😉

    • @anonymouse6703
      @anonymouse6703 10 месяцев назад +1

      You did get your revenge: happiness. Happiness is the best revenge, so you already did it girl!

    • @etherealcereal91
      @etherealcereal91 10 месяцев назад

      @anonymouse6703 awww, thank you 🥺 the more time goes by, the more I agree with that.

  • @cathymumper2126
    @cathymumper2126 Год назад

    Looooooove the keys idea!!! I was dying laughing with the first one with the tiny breakfast! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

  • @evilgenius3646
    @evilgenius3646 Год назад +1

    Don't order food under someone else's name unless you also have beef with the pizza place. Because all it will do is mildly inconvenience the object of your ire and the pizza place will be out hundreds, also the delivery driver will have made a trip for nothing and missed out on delivering a legitimate order.

  • @Heart.headed
    @Heart.headed Год назад +1

    Huh.
    Can't seem to figure out whythe whole "men going their own way" thing.
    🤣
    Yo.
    4:02's a repeat, yeah?
    TBH, the plot twist is worth it 😁

  • @mshquinn5567
    @mshquinn5567 Год назад

    I remember back in the day when my friends and I were like 11-13 we would call Pizza Pizza and order pizzas with like anchovies and crap and have them delivered to our “enemies” houses… and this was back in like 99-2000’s

  • @kyle782
    @kyle782 Год назад

    Douche Canoe, is just the best term. Also with cans and the openers, there are actually two openings that happen, the big one (obviously) but there is a second one that actually opens first. It is designed to release the pressure so you can push in the bigger one otherwise the tab would bend (if it bends now you know its cause the pressure release didn't happen). So you can just get a butter knife and lift the tab just a touch and it will break the seal and they will never know (clearly don't open too far otherwise they will see that it was lifted)