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Комментарии • 109

  • @tnnaas
    @tnnaas 18 дней назад +444

    She belongs to US now, France cannot have her.

    • @ToxicIdeaStorage
      @ToxicIdeaStorage 17 дней назад +25

      Merica F--k yeah!!!

    • @thea6573
      @thea6573 17 дней назад +15

      We happy to give her to America rather she lives unhappy under Mascon rules.

    • @vasylobilinovic4624
      @vasylobilinovic4624 17 дней назад

      She'd be an amazing minuteman i mean minutegirl I mean fuck

    • @inflern0943
      @inflern0943 16 дней назад +7

      You got guns, British got knife, swords ect.
      What do you think we got ?

    • @NickCorruption
      @NickCorruption 15 дней назад

      @inflern0943 Pain ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @maluslikescoffee3690
    @maluslikescoffee3690 18 дней назад +195

    Soldier from tf2: *picks her up* "This is mine now," *manically laughs and runs away*

    • @Helltaker_Scout
      @Helltaker_Scout 14 дней назад +7

      Realest shit i've seen today fr

    • @Sukharb
      @Sukharb 6 дней назад +5

      "Acording to accordion law, you are me bloody wife"

  • @simpleboy6425
    @simpleboy6425 18 дней назад +156

    This is probably why there are no girls in the Zone...

  • @Wastelander_Is_Me
    @Wastelander_Is_Me 18 дней назад +101

    Citizenship earned. Welcome to the U.S of A.

  • @BakufuDifu
    @BakufuDifu 18 дней назад +43

    That's *one* way to inherent a gun.

  • @shadowknight9345
    @shadowknight9345 18 дней назад +51

    Now, put it to good use, Saruei! Show us your other red, white and blue blood!

    • @jonasweber9408
      @jonasweber9408 17 дней назад +5

      In france we say Blue, white, red so pretty similar ❤

  • @RaidenBosenmoriMeii
    @RaidenBosenmoriMeii 18 дней назад +52

    Fun fact: USA and France were allies against the British in the war of independence

    • @jonasweber9408
      @jonasweber9408 17 дней назад +13

      Other Fun fact: the independence of the USA was signed in Paris
      And I don’t want to be rude or anything but france and the US being allied is more general knowledge 😅😂

    • @harrizar1772206
      @harrizar1772206 17 дней назад +1

      @@jonasweber9408 I don't like the fact that this is pinning my country as the enemy here, yes my country needs a little fixing but still doesn't mean all of USA can have Saruei and besides seeing Sareui smoking a cigar would seem way cooler than her smoking american branded smokes.

    • @jonasweber9408
      @jonasweber9408 10 дней назад

      @@harrizar1772206 i don’t understand anything you just wrote mate…

  • @voltagetheshocker6606
    @voltagetheshocker6606 9 дней назад +7

    0:10 That’s such a nice GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFT!

  • @arsenalxa4421
    @arsenalxa4421 18 дней назад +20

    Oooh, she's playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R., ver nize!

  • @tompeters5903
    @tompeters5903 18 дней назад +13

    American Saruei isn't real, she can't hurt you....
    Me: Please bey real, PLEASE BE REAL!

  • @non1263
    @non1263 18 дней назад +5

    She already had an American outfit, so she’s very much real.

  • @tristanribeiro7903
    @tristanribeiro7903 18 дней назад +6

    Well, I think she had enough of the *"FRENCH !"* voice that came out of nowhere every time she took a french weapon 😅

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 18 дней назад +3

      Is that even an american gun? Pretty sure it's Russian.
      Idk I'm mainly into handguns and historic fire arms, so if It doesn't look like an M16 you could tell me it's from any country on earth and I'd believe you.
      Edit: Looked it up, it's the in-universe version of an LR-300, which is american. So yeah 🇺🇸

  • @raheem300
    @raheem300 18 дней назад +4

    Just remember..this girl cosplayed ashley ..

  • @DamnClone
    @DamnClone 16 дней назад +2

    I need Saurei to say QU’EST CE QUE C’EST UN PUTAIN MILE

  • @OMGmyFACE
    @OMGmyFACE 17 дней назад +2

    Hurt me more, American Saruei, hurt me more!

  • @Petux-og5oj
    @Petux-og5oj 18 дней назад +2

    This game goes unbelievably hard and I too am unbelievably hard.

  • @tonypeppermint5329
    @tonypeppermint5329 18 дней назад +6

    The Slap of Cheese.

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 9 дней назад +2

    An american Saruei entails she's no longer French, so the title isn't clickbait.

  • @ZiOS_TTV
    @ZiOS_TTV 15 дней назад +2

    I heard the French cry out in pain after losing their top op.

  • @user-gk3lc1rh2c
    @user-gk3lc1rh2c 18 дней назад +3

    American Saruei:

  • @NoobTrophy
    @NoobTrophy 7 дней назад +1

    Dude, this backround music😂

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 18 дней назад +4

    Saruei loves her guns. As an American, I can respect that.

  • @vasylobilinovic4624
    @vasylobilinovic4624 17 дней назад +1

    The Resident Evil item sound lmao

  • @warbossgegguz679
    @warbossgegguz679 18 дней назад +6

    I would've never imagined that there would be a French weeb girl who gets wet from modern military gear and firearms, but Saruei is clearly built different.
    I wonder how she would do playing ARMA or pre-Siege Rainbow Six, lol.

  • @RickardLejonhjarta
    @RickardLejonhjarta 6 дней назад

    reminder that France has one of the highest victory rates in military history

  • @neofulcrum5013
    @neofulcrum5013 18 дней назад +3

    It’s only a matter of time before the CIA brings her to the US

  • @vinnyethanol
    @vinnyethanol 18 дней назад +7

    Little did the Americans knew, but the French also love their guns.

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 16 дней назад +1

      Not as much as the Czechs

    • @maluslikescoffee3690
      @maluslikescoffee3690 13 дней назад

      19.6 guns per 100 people in France
      120.5 firearms per 100 people in the US.
      It's not even a competition

  • @GeneTheRevenant
    @GeneTheRevenant 17 дней назад +1

    But I want American Saruei to be real...

  • @Sinon154
    @Sinon154 18 дней назад +5

    Ммм сталкер рекомендую GUNSLINGER MOD
    Установка простая анимации топ и пушки тоже
    👇

  • @RNumz
    @RNumz 16 дней назад

    STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER.

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin 17 дней назад

    I'm suddenly reminded that France fought with America against Britain.

  • @ironsights7462
    @ironsights7462 2 дня назад

    Yes, Mercs have some of the better guns in stalker

  • @aaronfender8784
    @aaronfender8784 16 дней назад +1

    Ok she's an American citizen now. She just earned her American Citizenship.

  • @serenity4330
    @serenity4330 17 дней назад +1

    Such an american thing to say. The american population had went up a point.

  • @midtown3221
    @midtown3221 8 дней назад

    All my yes

  • @ottowulff3277
    @ottowulff3277 13 дней назад

    Это зона, братан.

  • @rattlesnakejake6270
    @rattlesnakejake6270 18 дней назад

    it's not even her birthday

  • @SubliminaIMessages
    @SubliminaIMessages 11 дней назад

    I dunno, this aligns with the French pretty well

  • @nori1316
    @nori1316 16 дней назад

    sugar DEADdy

  • @borisslavk01nolastname91
    @borisslavk01nolastname91 17 дней назад

    CHEEKI BREEKI

  • @PresidentFunnyValentine
    @PresidentFunnyValentine 16 дней назад +1

    Where do you think Americans get their gun obsession from? The French, obviously.

    • @maluslikescoffee3690
      @maluslikescoffee3690 13 дней назад +1

      19.6 guns per 100 people in France
      120.5 firearms per 100 people in the US.
      It's not even a competition.

    • @PresidentFunnyValentine
      @PresidentFunnyValentine 13 дней назад +2

      @@maluslikescoffee3690 that's why America keeps winning 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅

  • @suprgee
    @suprgee 17 дней назад

    loot goblin

  • @MCSorry
    @MCSorry 18 дней назад +1

    Double the imperialism! Double the racism!

  • @SusScrofaVulgaris
    @SusScrofaVulgaris 17 дней назад +1

    Woohoo S.T.A.L.K.E.R

  • @yoku2404
    @yoku2404 18 дней назад +1

    👍

  • @Numba-3
    @Numba-3 17 дней назад

    Hey, S.T.A.L.K.E.R!

  • @raptormaverick4774
    @raptormaverick4774 4 дня назад

    Name: Saruei
    Place of Origin: France/United States
    It’s ours

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 18 дней назад

    Are you sure about that?

  • @cavalierliberty6838
    @cavalierliberty6838 10 дней назад

    She may be french, but she kinda a baddie, though....

  • @guillermotrujillo7044
    @guillermotrujillo7044 10 дней назад

    que juego es?

  • @Andrey3Ds
    @Andrey3Ds 18 дней назад

    gyat

  • @generousghibli6031
    @generousghibli6031 12 дней назад

    Y'all know the French can own most of the same guns as us Americans, right? It's just with more paperwork.

    • @maluslikescoffee3690
      @maluslikescoffee3690 9 дней назад

      19.6 guns per 100 people in France
      120.5 firearms per 100 people in the US
      It's not even a competition.

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 17 дней назад +2

    Is that stalker?

  • @raizenxdd
    @raizenxdd 9 дней назад

    i hate to see stalker being ruined by gsc and westeners

  • @Sinon154
    @Sinon154 18 дней назад +1

    Хм интерена еë реация на аномали экспедишн🤔
    👇

  • @snakeguy2181
    @snakeguy2181 17 дней назад

    Появился как то в зоне черный сталкер...

  • @bombomos
    @bombomos 15 дней назад

    ..... What part of that was American?

  • @strikeforce1500
    @strikeforce1500 10 дней назад

    A french playing an ukrainian (i think?) game, turns into an american. Thats a nice start of a joke

  •  9 дней назад

    It's not really uncommon and weird in France to like guns... Like everywhere it depends where you live and what kind of crowd you hang out with. It's not just for Americans, you know.

    • @maluslikescoffee3690
      @maluslikescoffee3690 4 дня назад

      Which country has the most guns per 100 people?

    •  4 дня назад

      @@maluslikescoffee3690 I don't like loaded questions. They sound unfriendly.
      I'm aware that it's America, but others come very close, like Albania or Afghanistan. It's not uniquely American at all.
      In France we're definitely lower but actually pretty high compared to the world average, with 3 guns for 10 people.
      So no, it's not weird for Saruei to like guns at all.

    • @maluslikescoffee3690
      @maluslikescoffee3690 4 дня назад

      I was asking a general question. Not a loaded question, the answer is the US we have more guns than people here.

    •  4 дня назад

      @@maluslikescoffee3690 No my friend, no biggie, but that was indeed a loaded question. There is no point in denying it.
      And yes, as I said, I'm aware. It's still nothing special to like guns in France. But as I said, it really depends on the area. If I had to take both extremes, probably very few people have guns in Paris intra muros, but in Corsica, people love their guns even more than Americans do.

    • @maluslikescoffee3690
      @maluslikescoffee3690 4 дня назад

      I highly doubt that about corsica. Or any location in the world liking guns more than Americans.

  • @taimaninverse1238
    @taimaninverse1238 18 дней назад +1

    FIRST

    • @Sinon154
      @Sinon154 18 дней назад +1

      Нет

    • @MCSorry
      @MCSorry 18 дней назад +1

      Nice tatas homie.