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  • @StarboundHFY
    @StarboundHFY  6 месяцев назад +315

    What weapon would Aliens be shocked to see fired?

    • @billstream1974
      @billstream1974 6 месяцев назад +81

      A Thompson 45 sub machine gun at short range

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 6 месяцев назад +61

      Whatever version of the Mk19 grenade machinegun is in use.

    • @JamesSavik
      @JamesSavik 6 месяцев назад +40

      Barrett 50 cal

    • @karal_the_crazy
      @karal_the_crazy 6 месяцев назад +59

      A-10 thunderbolt

    • @SandraNelson063
      @SandraNelson063 6 месяцев назад +61

      A T-shirt launcher.

  • @Terr42002
    @Terr42002 6 месяцев назад +1547

    No matter how advanced technology gets. A rock to the head is still a rock to the head.

    • @nightfallen_6785
      @nightfallen_6785 6 месяцев назад +52

      I love that!
      top ten quotes right here XD

    • @willhuey687
      @willhuey687 6 месяцев назад +19

      I want to see more of this quote.

    • @ephemispriest8069
      @ephemispriest8069 6 месяцев назад +22

      A sling will still kill a man.

    • @Legohaiden
      @Legohaiden 6 месяцев назад +6

      Top Comment lol!

    • @stizzo135
      @stizzo135 6 месяцев назад +11

      A rock, made out of tungsten metal, hurled at a tenth of light speed, no less. I wonder how they manage the recoil on those guns?

  • @TanyaSapienVintage
    @TanyaSapienVintage 6 месяцев назад +674

    What you have to realize about humans is that while we still tend to throw rocks...we've gotten _Really_ *REALLY* good at it.

    • @epicmeme3264
      @epicmeme3264 6 месяцев назад +51

      really really fucking good at it

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 5 месяцев назад +68

      The only thing in history we’ve done for warfare is learn how to throw more dense rocks at increasing speeds
      I like to imagine a super advanced civilization only used to defending against energy weapons, where energy shields would be completely useless against even a bow and arrow. “You can’t hurt us! Our body shield divert any and all energy bolts from even touching us!” Some random African tribe with a bow and arrow killing one “THEY’RE SO ADVANCED THEY PENETRATE OUR SHIELDS! RUN!”

    • @killman369547
      @killman369547 5 месяцев назад +29

      As they say practice makes perfect, and well we've had a lot of practice.

    • @BBBrasil
      @BBBrasil 5 месяцев назад +10

      yeah, until you find someone with good lasers and fire solution computers. your rocks will turn into very low density plasma. you are next.

    • @TanyaSapienVintage
      @TanyaSapienVintage 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@BBBrasil Tungsten bullets with chrome plating. Your move.

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 6 месяцев назад +874

    Never underestimate the effect of a piece of metal moving at high velocity.

    • @Kshthymyla
      @Kshthymyla 6 месяцев назад +24

      0.10c is indeed fast! 18,400 miles per second!

    • @Doom-rv4go
      @Doom-rv4go 6 месяцев назад +1

      And in meters a second?

    • @averygoldfish7028
      @averygoldfish7028 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@Doom-rv4go29M m/s or .1 speed of light

    • @Doom-rv4go
      @Doom-rv4go 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@averygoldfish7028 damn 29 million

    • @SgtAwesome97
      @SgtAwesome97 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Doom-rv4go Yeah, kinda puts into perspective just how insanely fast light is when that's only 10% of C

  • @thedarcbird
    @thedarcbird 6 месяцев назад +640

    There is a programming saying that seems to fit this story:
    "Keep it simple, stupid."

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 6 месяцев назад +46

      "Keep it stupid, Simple" was my Drill Sargeant's version.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 6 месяцев назад +21

      That saying was around before computers were generally available, so while fitting, it's much older.

    • @DanielH-ep7th
      @DanielH-ep7th 6 месяцев назад +15

      The KISS rule applies everywhere lol

    • @kenibnanak5554
      @kenibnanak5554 6 месяцев назад +2

      Beteljuice and say it 3x.

    • @Dusty-uy3ev
      @Dusty-uy3ev 6 месяцев назад +6

      I’m a carpenter, my favorite Foreman always told me ‘keep it stupid, stupid’ 😂😂

  • @d4n737
    @d4n737 6 месяцев назад +451

    Humans started out their conquest of earth simply by saying "What if a hard object was moving really fast?". And took that to it's logical extreme. Orbital Railgun is the descendant of a proud family, watched over by it's father, the railgun, it's grandfather, the gun, grand-grandfather, the flintlock, it's grand-grand-grandfather, the sword, and the originator of the family, the club.

    • @jb13611
      @jb13611 6 месяцев назад +54

      You mean the bow, spear, and rock?

    • @Evilroco
      @Evilroco 6 месяцев назад +52

      I think Great Uncle Trebuchet feels left out ! along with every sling weapon throughout history

    • @jantotaldramafan1
      @jantotaldramafan1 6 месяцев назад +19

      @@jb13611 Don't forget the sling and bola.

    • @normanhines5189
      @normanhines5189 6 месяцев назад +13

      Don't forget the catapult, bullista and trebuchet.

    • @normanhines5189
      @normanhines5189 6 месяцев назад +12

      Just ask that punk kid David who went on to become King of Israel

  • @johnrobinson6449
    @johnrobinson6449 6 месяцев назад +547

    Theodore Roosevelt; "speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far"

    • @gaveintothedarkness
      @gaveintothedarkness 6 месяцев назад +8

      was thinking this exact same quote!

    • @davidreddick3016
      @davidreddick3016 6 месяцев назад +4

      One of my favorite quotes from The Expanse: “Say pretty please, but carry a one-kilo slug of tungsten accelerated to a detectable percentage of c."

    • @nesapanjalingam704
      @nesapanjalingam704 6 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you 💐🌺💐for all your effort & the time you put in when uploading this. It is really truly appreciated 🙏

    • @harriettanthony7352
      @harriettanthony7352 6 месяцев назад +2

      And in 2024 the quote MUST be amended-'---you will go to jail' for assault {unless you are a Democratic party front group}.

    • @jpkjnn6733
      @jpkjnn6733 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@harriettanthony7352there's always some idiot that manages to twist any possible content into their own personal political BS. Grow up.

  • @Juzevs
    @Juzevs 5 месяцев назад +126

    "Armor piercing fin stabilized discarting sabot shells are the pinnacle of throwing a rock really fast to kill something"

    • @libertycowboy2495
      @libertycowboy2495 5 месяцев назад +12

      I was an Abrams tanker years ago. Amazing what a high speed non exploding dart can do.

  • @jtfbreedlove
    @jtfbreedlove 6 месяцев назад +280

    To quote an unnamed(?) Mass Effect character, Sir Issac Newton is deadliest SOB in space.

    • @twrampage
      @twrampage 6 месяцев назад +38

      You will not "eyeball it"!

    • @S_047
      @S_047 6 месяцев назад +31

      You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

    • @whyjnot420
      @whyjnot420 5 месяцев назад +16

      That character has a generic name. Gunnery Chief. Not a name proper, but enough of a name for a credit. The two he is lecturing are servicemen Burnside and Chung.
      The VA that did him is Mick Wingert. Who is credited for "Gunnery Chief, Activated Beacon VI, Blue Suns Trooper, Brainwashed Guards, Cerberus Scientist, 'Citadel' Advertisement Human, Eclipse Enemies, Emergency Shutter Control, Security Control."

    • @willhornsby206
      @willhornsby206 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@twrampageDuring The Reaper war: corporal!
      Yes sir?
      Eyeball it.
      Roger that sir

  • @barneycalhoundotcom
    @barneycalhoundotcom 6 месяцев назад +551

    Red necks in space is beautiful.

    • @sid2112
      @sid2112 6 месяцев назад

      And required. "Down to Earth" is a euphemism for "Solve problems in a direct and simple way". That, combined with the natural acumen of the redneck when faced with a mechanical problem, will be essential! The Expanse does this pretty well with the Belters. Working on their ships since childhood, much like a redneck kid helping Dad fix his truck. Independent minded to a fault, mean as snakes to those who would try to impose, friendly as puppies to those who come to them honestly.
      Yep, rednecks are the future!

    • @subninja8069
      @subninja8069 6 месяцев назад

      I mean rednecks can be smart... really smart

    • @tarnocdoino3857
      @tarnocdoino3857 6 месяцев назад +37

      “We shot down another one! We’ll… let’s see what fell from the sky today Cletus!”

    • @barneycalhoundotcom
      @barneycalhoundotcom 6 месяцев назад +24

      "Hey Bobby, get me a 'nother beer will ya? I got 'nother one! Bring out the firework rounds, I wanna make this one light up like a shorted circuit!"

    • @countcampula
      @countcampula 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeeyee !

  • @dawmro
    @dawmro 6 месяцев назад +240

    A breath of fresh air in the stale world of AI narrations.

    • @Angie254M
      @Angie254M 6 месяцев назад +21

      Yes. I played around a bit with GPT. Not worth the effort. Cleaner and easier to write my own stories. This 'A.I.' nonsense is over hyped.

    • @shinogaming4978
      @shinogaming4978 6 месяцев назад +7

      Nothing will compare to a good human story! But you can use A.I. as a tool to help in though spots. Of course you cant soley rely on it.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 6 месяцев назад +1

      but have ya heard the story in the form of AI song?

    • @shinogaming4978
      @shinogaming4978 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@jayeisenhardt1337 some of them are funny but we should always ask the artist or atleast have its Ok if its something that he wouldnt say in real life.

    • @libertycowboy2495
      @libertycowboy2495 5 месяцев назад

      Amen

  • @Lyoko012345
    @Lyoko012345 6 месяцев назад +75

    Humanity’s ultimate weapon has always been a pointy stick. All we have been doing over the past million years is change size, material, and speed of the stick.

    • @generaljesus9825
      @generaljesus9825 6 месяцев назад +9

      A rock would be a more accurate description.

    • @gimmethegepgun
      @gimmethegepgun 4 месяца назад +7

      @@generaljesus9825 I mean, we did use arrows for a time, but after those got arrowheads rather than being sharpened sticks, the arrow became more of a delivery mechanism for the sharp rock than anything else.
      But sometimes we would shake things up and have it be a delivery mechanism for FIRE instead!

    • @reedforrest8027
      @reedforrest8027 4 месяца назад +2

      @@gimmethegepgunsometimes a good few sq km of fire at that.

    • @Icecoldbadj
      @Icecoldbadj 4 месяца назад +4

      Fire and fire rock is best, but fire doesn’t like moving to fast.

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar 6 месяцев назад +136

    Xill: [complex calculations for energy weapons and shielding]
    Humans: Kinetic energy = 1/2 mass x velocity^2, velocity = *YES*

    • @PizzaMineKing
      @PizzaMineKing 4 месяца назад +10

      The only way to shield against this effectively: Something thick and soft. And by that I mean several meters thick and soft enough to slow an impact down to 0 over its thickness.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 месяца назад +5

      @@PizzaMineKing or stealth technology, you can't shoot what you can't see.

    • @PizzaMineKing
      @PizzaMineKing 4 месяца назад +4

      @@cageybee7221 but you can start blasting in a general direction.

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 4 месяца назад +7

      @@PizzaMineKing No, not something "Thick and Soft"... but rather, an Equal, and _opposing_ force.
      That means _Counter it with another railgun Round._
      The trick is actually _hitting_ the other round.

    • @PizzaMineKing
      @PizzaMineKing 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Victor-056 Nah, decellerating it over a distance would work more reliably - a lower force over a longer time can bring it to stop unharmed.

  • @Angie254M
    @Angie254M 6 месяцев назад +119

    Loved this story.
    Never mess with a hillbilly who owns a large gun. He won't even miss dinner in the time it takes him to realize someone is trying to muck stuff up and deal with the problem.

    • @tihomirrasperic
      @tihomirrasperic 6 месяцев назад +5

      like in Stargate SG1 when Thor explains to Carter about the effectiveness of human weapons versus the highest technology

  • @Shinobubu
    @Shinobubu 6 месяцев назад +180

    Nukes aren't the only things that utilizes Einstein's theory of spacial relativity. Railguns too. E=MC^2 Railguns are just making M move at C x 0.1

    • @timthorson52
      @timthorson52 6 месяцев назад +8

      The kinetic energy of an object can have a lot more energy than that, but it takes getting to past 3/4 the speed of light before KE goes past the rest mass energy if the mass were directly converted to energy.

    • @CRGreathouse
      @CRGreathouse 5 месяцев назад +8

      That's rest energy; you need the full formula for relativistic energy here, E^2 = m^2c^4 + p^2c^2, where p = mv/sqrt(1 - v^2/c^2). You basically care about everything other than the E = mc^2 part. At 0.1c, the relativistic momentum differs by only half a percent from Newtonian momentum (gamma = 1.005).

  • @derekbroestler7687
    @derekbroestler7687 6 месяцев назад +103

    Humans have spent our entire evolution working to perfect the art of "See that person, place, or, thing? Make it no longer exist." It's tragic when we do it to ourselves, but who knows, it might, one day, come to be the very thing that saves our species.

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 5 месяцев назад +16

      Swamp in the way? Make it go away. Mountain in the way? Make it go away. Annoying Russians in the way? "I can confirm there are no Russians in the area."

    • @Z38_US
      @Z38_US 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@davidkelly4210 That last one lmao
      That whole situation really was just a "Fuck around and find out" for whoever that was that decided it was a good idea to attack a US-Base lol

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@Z38_US to be fair they had no idea it was the SDF HQ or had Americans. They thought it was just a refinery under SDF control and wanted to take it for themselves/the Syrian government. The Russians knew better but were already looking to get rid of this particular unit which wasn't playing by Moscow's rules so they didn't warn them and told the US to have fun.

    • @Z38_US
      @Z38_US 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@davidkelly4210 As far as I remember weren't the troops in that region Wagner Soldiers?
      The russians denied every time that any russian troops were in the region upon request of the americans which basically gave the Americans free reign to do whatever they want and total annihilation of anything that lives within a 5 mile radius was their choice.
      The american way.

    • @johnathan651
      @johnathan651 4 месяца назад +6

      In WW2, a battleship sank an ISLAND

  • @07_SPADES
    @07_SPADES 6 месяцев назад +115

    do not challenge the king of throwing rocks at unimaginable speeds

  • @robertwarren9218
    @robertwarren9218 6 месяцев назад +85

    The most inconvenient thing about a rail gun is getting a nice looking holster

  • @TechnoMageB5
    @TechnoMageB5 6 месяцев назад +102

    E=mc²
    Imagine getting hit with a block of lead swung by a human.
    Now imagine that same block of lead, force multiplied by going a tenth of the speed of light.
    The destruction as described in this story was underrepresented.

    • @PhoneyLoki
      @PhoneyLoki 5 месяцев назад +5

      My favorite use of railguns in fiction is the MAC (Mass Accelerator Cannon) from Halo

  • @normanhines5189
    @normanhines5189 6 месяцев назад +204

    Us human space orcs know that chucking rocks always works.

    • @michaelsaine
      @michaelsaine 4 месяца назад +4

      ok, but what if thats how the universe see's us and just avoids us, like we avoid those island of people still isolaed with minimum technoulgy, there world so small couse they dont have the ships to travel off there island or cluster of islands.

    • @michaelsaine
      @michaelsaine 4 месяца назад

      id like to add im not calling those island people orcs, just an exsample of what the universe sees

    • @normanhines5189
      @normanhines5189 4 месяца назад +1

      @@michaelsaine History teaches us that every nation, tribe, people and tongue are capable of orcish behavior.

    • @michaelsaine
      @michaelsaine 4 месяца назад

      @@normanhines5189 again, I was trying to say they are like orcs, 2 different thoughts not well divided, but what if that's how they see us, dangerous and non advanced, worried we would shoot first, ask later

    • @calibvr
      @calibvr 3 месяца назад

      you need a job

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic 5 месяцев назад +43

    I've said it in 40k and I'll say it here, there is no denying the pure simplicity of just a huge effing gun.

  • @emjizone
    @emjizone 6 месяцев назад +139

    Imagine DARPA receiving a research order for armor capable of protecting a vehicle from 20-ton stone projectiles.😂

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 5 месяцев назад

      You don't think they have? Everything America creates, it strives to develop either a countermeasure or an even more powerful weapon. Now have they come up with something? No idea but the order definitely came out once we had a working rail gun prototype.

  • @rdtradecraft
    @rdtradecraft 6 месяцев назад +64

    If brute force doesn't work you're just not using enough of it.

    • @normanhines5189
      @normanhines5189 6 месяцев назад +7

      Don't force it; use a bigger hammer.

    • @planktonkrab
      @planktonkrab 3 месяца назад +2

      Bigger weapon + Brute force + Speed go brrr + Stubbornness = Death.

  • @dantruong2582
    @dantruong2582 6 месяцев назад +123

    There is a special place in heaven for you. Reading this out rather then using a bot.

  • @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14
    @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14 5 месяцев назад +97

    This reminds me of a story my dad told me as a kid, about a future full of laser weapons and shielding. One day, someone found some ancient plans for a revolver, built one, and took out all of the bad guys. Their forcefields were useless against a slug.

    • @ZippyPiglin36
      @ZippyPiglin36 3 месяца назад +1

      It's kinda like how you can just grab a gun and make is entirely useless (if you do it right), but with even a rusty old knife holding the enemy's hand makes that knife still a big potential danger

    • @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14
      @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14 3 месяца назад +2

      @@ZippyPiglin36 Or how these new EVs go dead if the temps drop below 60 degrees, but an old Case tractor out in the field will still fire up after sitting there all year.

    • @ZippyPiglin36
      @ZippyPiglin36 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14 Yeah. There's something with old technology and reliability.
      (also is that Fahrenheit?)

    • @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14
      @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14 3 месяца назад

      @@ZippyPiglin36 Yes, I refuse to comply with NWO measurements.

    • @outinthesticks1035
      @outinthesticks1035 3 месяца назад

      Seems like I read that story, bout 50 years ago

  • @Geinophoenix
    @Geinophoenix 6 месяцев назад +94

    humanity the embodiment of fuck around and find out

    • @generaljesus9825
      @generaljesus9825 6 месяцев назад +8

      The embodiment of throwing rocks, just progressively faster.

    • @NexusRyder97
      @NexusRyder97 4 месяца назад +3

      Amen to that.

  • @garydomogalla1925
    @garydomogalla1925 6 месяцев назад +94

    Why do I have visions of these guys having a front row seat at a barbeque?

  • @matchesburn
    @matchesburn 6 месяцев назад +92

    The irony these aliens faced is we humans have already developed shielding against projectiles like railguns, even today. Albeit not *_energy_* shielding like what they were making. It's just spaced armor - Whipple Shields. You'd need multiple layers for something as large as these slugs are and them going at .10 C, but there's an added issue with a slug going that fast: it's not going to remain intact when it hits something at that speed.

    • @HappyAstrolabe-lm5xt
      @HappyAstrolabe-lm5xt 6 месяцев назад +2

      They Lasers , Like We have a light source tourch , energy mincaronsied energy in on micro Power source (battory )

    • @HrLBolle
      @HrLBolle 6 месяцев назад +11

      you know about the German Sub pens in Hamburg or La Rochel ?
      The British RAF tried to bust them with Grand slam bombs …
      The only crack the outermost ceiling …
      Within the operational area not even dust was kicked up and work went right on

    • @matchesburn
      @matchesburn 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@HrLBolle
      Two entirely different things. You're comparing armor penetration to shockwaves/overpressure.

    • @HrLBolle
      @HrLBolle 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@matchesburn
      If you say I compare apples to pairs, I acknowledge my lacking knowledge base.
      The sub-pens came to mind just because of the fact that the construction of the ceilings is layered with a substantial air gap for pressure expansion in-between them.

    • @Badgerlust
      @Badgerlust 6 месяцев назад +7

      We don't have railguns projectiles that goes 10%light speed. Not yet that is

  • @vitz3
    @vitz3 6 месяцев назад +52

    Nice to find a hfy channel without lazy AI voice slop narration. Good stuff.

  • @Silentplains791_YT
    @Silentplains791_YT 6 месяцев назад +116

    Rail guns are immensely powerful and require a shit ton of energy but they are still in testing phase. It’s hard to stop an extremely fast metal dart.
    Thx for the likes!

    • @leholen381
      @leholen381 6 месяцев назад +21

      The military comes back to testing them every now and then. Spends a few million or billion gives up for a while then comes back to try again. I think our biggest problem still is generating enough power to propel the slug at lethal speeds. Backyard engineers have made some handheld models and they can hurt when getting shot by them but they’re still not lethal weapons yet.

    • @dragoncrypt5912
      @dragoncrypt5912 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@leholen381 The problem isn't in the power demand. While yes, it does use stupid amounts of it, the main issue is the fact that the barrel and rails themselves can't survive more than a few hundred shots at most before ripping themselves to pieces. And that's being optimistic about it. Considering standard gun barrels are expected to last for several thousand rounds minimum and the scale of a railgun, the maintenance cost is currently too high to justify reliably developing railguns. As such, the projects is on an indefinite hold until material science advances enough to allow the gun to function without destroying itself after a couple uses.

    • @brianfhunter
      @brianfhunter 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@dragoncrypt5912 - we already reach the hundreds? last time i check, it was a few dozens shots before the rails become useless....

    • @dragoncrypt5912
      @dragoncrypt5912 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@brianfhunter if I remember correctly, the record is at like 400 right now with a single pair of rails but it's still a long ways away from being completely viable.

    • @brianfhunter
      @brianfhunter 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@dragoncrypt5912 - well... i think we need to convince the dude from Plasma Channel to make a better one.... hahahaha

  • @Legohaiden
    @Legohaiden 6 месяцев назад +73

    Aliens - a long history of developing ever more complex energy based weaponry and shielding to guard against it, becoming ever more advanced.
    Humans - What if we could throw a chunk of metal faster then fast, That could work right?

    • @genghiskhan6809
      @genghiskhan6809 5 месяцев назад +10

      To think that what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs was literally a big rock hitting our planet fast enough. To think that if given enough time, we could develop technology that would enable us to intentionally do the same thing to other alien species.

  • @USER_S4V4NT
    @USER_S4V4NT 6 месяцев назад +43

    “dont tread on me” extends to space

  • @Theire1
    @Theire1 6 месяцев назад +37

    The Mosin was developed in 1891 . It is still used in war today

  • @tuttipuffi1302
    @tuttipuffi1302 6 месяцев назад +47

    "A pathetic display by any advanced speci-" Interupted by a composite railgun round straight through the shielding of the alien ship

    • @planktonkrab
      @planktonkrab 3 месяца назад +1

      How I thought it would sound: "vvvvvvVVVVVVRRRT, DUOM!".

    • @tuttipuffi1302
      @tuttipuffi1302 3 месяца назад +2

      @@planktonkrab Follow that with terrified, confused alien screaming

    • @planktonkrab
      @planktonkrab 3 месяца назад +1

      @@tuttipuffi1302 We are on the same wavelength. You are my friend now, do not resist.

  • @mojavemola
    @mojavemola 6 месяцев назад +35

    You're thinking "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a . 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the universe and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, alien squid?

  • @Whalewraith
    @Whalewraith 6 месяцев назад +33

    Always loved Stargate. They had access to all sorts of death rays and weapons but on the whole just stuck with the trusty P90.

    • @StarboundHFY
      @StarboundHFY  6 месяцев назад +8

      one of my favourite shows :)

    • @firesturmgaming
      @firesturmgaming 4 месяца назад +1

      And the occasional Stinger MANPAD.

    • @scottoconnell1581
      @scottoconnell1581 3 месяца назад

      Eventually they added the 'Zats for non-lethal use...

  • @billstream1974
    @billstream1974 6 месяцев назад +74

    Sorta reminds me of movie First Contact when Picard unloaded a Thompson on a couple of Borg.

    • @pauljanetzke
      @pauljanetzke 6 месяцев назад +23

      which ended up being one of the best antiBorg weapon in Star Trek Online for quite some time when they introduced it as a weapon. Still S Tier to this day.

    • @ElNeroDiablo
      @ElNeroDiablo 6 месяцев назад +8

      And DS9 had an episode based around a rifle inspired by that event, that ended up being a near-perfect assassination weapon... Said weapon was mothballed in favour of regularly changing Phaser frequencies instead. -.-;

    • @thechillhacker
      @thechillhacker 5 месяцев назад +1

      Poor Ensign Lynch... But yeah, bullets (even holographic?), bat'lehs, meQ'lehs, and dk'Taghs, getting their damn necks snapped by a hacked android, etc.. the super advanced borg are also junk against melee or kinetics.

    • @pauljanetzke
      @pauljanetzke 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@thechillhacker Yeah I always thought the problem with the Borg was the same as the problem with Superman back in the early comic days. Both were made too powerful so needed to have a mechanism to render them vulnerable, that ended up being more comical than their actual power levels.

    • @CFurnace-72
      @CFurnace-72 5 месяцев назад +3

      There was a similar scene in an episode of Buck Rogers in the 25thcentury when he unloaded an M60 belt against the bad guys who thought the device to be a 20th century signal device. Great looks of surprise!

  • @flazzorb
    @flazzorb 5 месяцев назад +21

    Reminds me of stargate. The replicators' shields were untouchable to the advanced energy weapons of the Asgard. To human missiles and projectile weapons, however, the shields were toilet paper for all it mattered. Until they adjusted at least.

  • @datastorm75
    @datastorm75 5 месяцев назад +22

    Humans throw rocks REALLY well.

  • @yukariyakumo9622
    @yukariyakumo9622 6 месяцев назад +30

    When i heard southern accent i knew the aliens had done fuck'd up and were about to find out.

    • @freestonew
      @freestonew 6 месяцев назад +6

      YES! of course, as the University of North Carolina found out when studying North Carolina accents, there are 105 *different* versions of southern accents in that state!
      Good Job, you all, in choosing this accent for such a good story!
      Same plot as in many AI generated stories but it is the *way* a story is told rather than the actual plot, that counts for all!!

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 6 месяцев назад +54

    Walk softly and always carry a big stick.

    • @ssnerd583
      @ssnerd583 6 месяцев назад +5

      ...A FAST stick....a very-very FAST stick....

    • @themightyironoak
      @themightyironoak 5 месяцев назад +1

      Speak Loudly and Carry a Bigger Stick!

  • @leolordful
    @leolordful 6 месяцев назад +30

    My question is , why didn't they angle the shields? The story clearly depicts the shields interacting with the projectile before it penetrated so it obviously was having some effect. If you can't outright stop something, deflect it.

    • @nightfallen_6785
      @nightfallen_6785 6 месяцев назад +15

      By the time the realized it was to late, plus... Hit something fast enough with the right projectile, and It won't deflect.

    • @leolordful
      @leolordful 6 месяцев назад +3

      @nightfallen_6785 for your first point, I was referring to when he was trying to develop a shield that could stop MAC rounds. As to your second.... that's not how that works, that's not how any of this works. At a certain angle it will still deflect, just faster.

    • @nightfallen_6785
      @nightfallen_6785 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@leolordful
      i see what you mean for the first.
      as for the second, shoot and arrow at differing speeds at a piece of wood. Shoot the arrow fast enough and it will go right through. Angle it and sure it will deflect but all you have to do is raise the speed or change the shape of the dart (forgot to add that). That is how tank armor and projectiles work. If no penitrate, shoot faster, harder, or change what is shot.
      (Plus, at a 10th of the speed of light, I doubt you can even deflect that. but then again, we are talking about sci-fic so anything is possible.)

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@nightfallen_6785 Or it will deflect, but the deflection is too small and the projectile will still hit your ship anyway because the projectile is too fast and the deflection point too close.
      "Dammit! I missed. Shot hit two meters from my aim point!"

    • @nightfallen_6785
      @nightfallen_6785 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@noppornwongrassamee8941
      Yea, you worded it much better than I did XD

  • @rossdavies8250
    @rossdavies8250 6 месяцев назад +63

    Really like your narration. Pleased to see that your subscribers are growing.

  • @Beth_OMette
    @Beth_OMette 6 месяцев назад +16

    "Planet killing?"
    "Oh, I just joke... planets was easy... stars got a bit harder. Systems were just a logical jump... say you don't know a whole lot about quantum entanglement, or dark matter do you?"

  • @HrLBolle
    @HrLBolle 6 месяцев назад +17

    "... One day, the guns might be turned outward, aimed not in defence, but towards a new horizon."
    The human arsenal shall stand as the arms to defend the last bastion of civilizations the galaxy over

  • @necrozmaggron5840
    @necrozmaggron5840 6 месяцев назад +35

    Humans: Hello Aliens! Leave or face Annihilation!

  • @ItsFinal.
    @ItsFinal. 5 месяцев назад +9

    Aliens: fire plasma blasters! Activate Shields! Humans:YEET.

  • @atticusseverus
    @atticusseverus 6 месяцев назад +13

    Oh god that ending portion 'when they learned how to punch holes in starships'! LOL!

  • @elijahaitaok8624
    @elijahaitaok8624 6 месяцев назад +11

    the Xill got real polite after their run in with the Humans

  • @Adrian_shepherd927
    @Adrian_shepherd927 6 месяцев назад +37

    Yall quit saying Top teir glazing there's probably a another race out there doing the same thing 😂😂

  • @SpaceAnimator_X
    @SpaceAnimator_X 6 месяцев назад +7

    Humanity can be very scary.
    But we need them.

  • @MrAndyBearJr
    @MrAndyBearJr 6 месяцев назад +11

    The one thing that kind of throws a monkey wrench in this storyline. Beings capable of near light or superlight travel have already had to deal with objects striking at high velocity. Otherwise, even the smallest particle colliding with their ship while travelling at such relativistic speeds would devastate their craft. So they would already have to come up with the technology to counter these forces in order to make interstellar travel a feasible option.

    • @youknowihadtodoittoem3579
      @youknowihadtodoittoem3579 5 месяцев назад +6

      Truuee, though potentially their workaround could be something similar to isolating the ship in a sort of space bubble and transporting that bubble of 'space'. Rather than moving through space they'd be moving space itself, this would avoid hitting debris.. planets.. stars, because you're not actually colliding with them, you're just moving the space the star inhabits behind the space of your FTL bubble

  • @Serahpin
    @Serahpin 6 месяцев назад +28

    If railguns are such a fundamental technology, why doesn't everyone use them?

    • @haveraygunwilltravel
      @haveraygunwilltravel 6 месяцев назад +6

      Takes large amount of electric power.

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@haveraygunwilltravel They have interstellar travel, but can't power a railgun?

    • @nathanielhill8156
      @nathanielhill8156 6 месяцев назад +16

      ​​@@SerahpinA 100% efficient rail gun needs 4.5 *10^14 Joules of energy to propel a 1kg slug to 0.1c. For reference, That's about the same amount of power that NYC consumes in a day.

    • @ssnerd583
      @ssnerd583 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@nathanielhill8156 ...and how much power could be produced from something like zero point energy?? or even anti-matter?? plenty......and a 1kg tungsten slug at 10%c would likely do just fine out to planetary ranges, I should think

    • @AenVegra
      @AenVegra 6 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@ssnerd583 Do ya really wanna know?
      Lactaplasm (something in my scify) uses real numbers of matter/antimatter mass energy. 1 kilogram of Mass-energy/this material produces 90 petajoules, or 9x10^15 joules. 20 shots.
      Now. Travelling in a frictionless plane with warping the speed of light/inertial mass can be done with as little energy as the vacuum constant of either Interstellar of Intergalactic space, depending on which. Intergalactic space is much less, and thus can be crossed faster with much less fuel, though the distances are so much father that it requires a certian degree of higher energy output or extreme shielding and otherwise.
      If I recal... It is 10^-21 kilograms per square meter intragalactically, intergalactically its 10^-27. Some can even perhaps use accelerated Quantum decay to harvest energy from that vacuum space matter that impacts with their ship, instead funneling to be used.
      In this case, it might require... significantly less energy to function.

  • @KuddlesbergTheFirst
    @KuddlesbergTheFirst 6 месяцев назад +11

    In 40k I wonder if there was a planet with folks living like it is Tennessee or Texas. Many left Earth/Terra bringing their culture with them. Guns and fine barbecue.

  • @Badgerlust
    @Badgerlust 6 месяцев назад +10

    This why we need to build orbital defense system with railguns

    • @libertycowboy2495
      @libertycowboy2495 5 месяцев назад +1

      Wondering if a rail gun in space would work. Seems like it would just propel the gun away from the target because of that pesky 3rd law.

    • @myles3856
      @myles3856 5 месяцев назад +2

      Halo Orbital defence platforms basically then

    • @VAMPS000
      @VAMPS000 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@libertycowboy2495 actually it would be much Stronger since no Resistance ig ?

  • @michael-jl7qv
    @michael-jl7qv 5 месяцев назад +3

    Even a simple shepard named David, took down and killed, a big armored giant with a simple weapon and a small stone, who was threatening his people

  • @beachcomberbob3496
    @beachcomberbob3496 6 месяцев назад +6

    Don't celebrate too soon - here comes a redirected 'dinosaur killer' from the outer reaches of the solar system. Rocks beat sticks.

    • @libertycowboy2495
      @libertycowboy2495 5 месяцев назад +3

      We would play tennis with it. We have already redirected an asteroid. We are getting to the point of true orbital defense

  • @KoeSeer
    @KoeSeer 3 месяца назад +1

    for 4500 years, human specialized this skill of throwing small pebble so fast and hard, we broke the physical limitation and now with a press of a trigger, we throw pebbles twice the speed of sound.

  • @mikoto7693
    @mikoto7693 6 месяцев назад +5

    And if they come back, this time it’ll be worse because they left their broken ships behind for humanity to take apart, reverse engineer, master and improve upon.

  • @AmariFukui
    @AmariFukui 2 месяца назад

    When it comes to space there's an expression i'm very fond of from Isaac Arthur
    "If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough of it"

  • @InvaderMedia420
    @InvaderMedia420 6 месяцев назад +4

    it’s not a huge issue, but in my personal opinion, if you’re going to do either ads or asking for us to subscribe either do it before you start the story or at the end of the story it does throw us for a loop when you cut into the story for these brakes. You also could just do two stories and have the break occur after the first story is done.

  • @firesturmgaming
    @firesturmgaming 4 месяца назад +2

    This whole scenario reminds me of that one scene in Space Battleship Yamato where both Desler's flagship and the Yamato are in a spatial dimension that disrupts energy particles being emitted out. Meaning the Yamato can't use its shock cannons and the Deusura II can't use its laser cannons. So, Desler charges the Dessler cannon to fire at the Yamato but the Yamato just decides to lob 18-inch shells at the Deusura II. This causes energy leakage from the Dessler cannon and when Dessler pulls the trigger the cannon explodes.
    18-inch shells are still 18-inch shells.

  • @mikeb.7068
    @mikeb.7068 6 месяцев назад +16

    One tenth of light speed is 18,600 miles per second. This would take an enormous amount of energy.

    • @Mieskiste33
      @Mieskiste33 6 месяцев назад +17

      you know why they let the first L.A.S.E.R. hit ? To aquiere the energy needed to fire that beast

    • @Ivel.M
      @Ivel.M 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Mieskiste33 Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

  • @Icecoldbadj
    @Icecoldbadj 4 месяца назад +1

    We got two options. The railgun, one big rock moving fast, and the electron cannon, which is a lot of tiny rocks moving really fast. Both inflict terror very well.

  • @retrozmachine1189
    @retrozmachine1189 6 месяцев назад +9

    Lisk's voice characterisation reminds me a lot of Gruber of 'Allo 'Allo.

  • @3RAN7ON
    @3RAN7ON 4 месяца назад +1

    I've listened to this story like five times now! I love it!
    Subscribed 😊

  • @emjizone
    @emjizone 6 месяцев назад +4

    Now, let's be serious. Realistically, a species capable of moving large vehicles from one star system to another needs to know how to manage kinetic energy: it moves mass at high speed, so it needs to be able to avoid the damage caused by dust and small asteroids at the same relative speed.

    • @pablotomasllodra4423
      @pablotomasllodra4423 6 месяцев назад +3

      That’s what energy shields were there for.

    • @xdragoonzero0
      @xdragoonzero0 3 месяца назад

      This assumes they move through normal space at FTL speeds instead of it being some sort of interdimensional jump, such as in Halo or Star Wars. If it works like that they're not in a position to interact with small bits of matter.

  • @jakobming4831
    @jakobming4831 5 месяцев назад +2

    That Mac gun can put a round clean through a covenant capital ship.

  • @Mady-lo6qb
    @Mady-lo6qb 6 месяцев назад +6

    While this story had less overt problems than others I've listened to, you need to figure out some way to resolve this very large bit of plot armour at 4:48. Namely, why is it that the energy beam did nothing. Now, I'm no physicist but sending a tungsten slug at 10% the speed of light at 8:46 is going to take a lot of power. So might I suggest that the weak localised energy signature that they picked up at 0:30 was wrong somehow. That in fact, the colony had access to an enormous source of energy and that this was able to dissipate (or absorb?) the energy shot at it.
    When Commander Velrak was sent off to R&D, his task should have been to develop their own railgun that they could eventually mount on their ships and return the favour. His failure should therefore not have been how to shield against the effects, but that he would be unable to replicate the kinds of speeds to get the projectile at 10% the speed of light. And his dawning realization that these low tech humans were somehow able to harness and direct enormous power all the while, looking like a primitive settlement and without blowing themselves up.
    Now the only flaw in this idea, is how are the Xill doing space travel? Because if they are travelling at near speed of light or have warp technology, then one might surmise that somewhere in their technological past, that they knew how to do this too. Or maybe they started on this technological road, but eventually discarded it in favour of the new tech energy beams. 🤷‍♀ I mean, I know you want to present the idea of physical slugs being better than plain energy - but I don't see how you can separate it completely. A physical slug needs some form of energy to get from A to B whether kinetic or otherwise.

    • @sterlingmullett6942
      @sterlingmullett6942 5 месяцев назад +1

      They would be better served working on a "tractor beam" type technology and simply pick up an asteroid along the way and fly very fast at the planet - faster than light ships after all - then "let go" of the asteroid at the right time. You'd probably lose a planet this way but the battle would be over quickly. What a terrible idea. Burn down the forest to kill one rabbit as it were.
      Nevertheless, this story has several issues with the technology and some perplexing decisions by the characters. Additionally, the ending feels a bit lengthy. However, overall, it is better told than the AI-read stories that are becoming increasingly common.
      I enjoyed your comment. Thank you.

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 4 месяца назад +2

    Aliens: *Fires their weapon*
    *Nothing happens*
    Humans: Ha! Was that suppost to hurt?

  • @Rocketenginetoaster
    @Rocketenginetoaster 6 месяцев назад +9

    me watching rn: oops didn't subscribe... *instantly subscribes*

  • @vastrider
    @vastrider 3 месяца назад

    One of my favorites, finally a southern accent that isn't meant to make someone sound stupid or dumb.

  • @louisstokes1498
    @louisstokes1498 6 месяцев назад +6

    Lisk was turning in to a leprechaun

    • @blackcountryme
      @blackcountryme 6 месяцев назад +2

      Sound's like a Scottish alien,

  • @andyf1235
    @andyf1235 5 месяцев назад +1

    As soon as he said railgun I started laughing. Your narration with the voices gave the story a great depth and immersion other channels using an A.I. voice don't have

  • @kyze8284
    @kyze8284 5 месяцев назад +3

    An alien flagship vs a single colony with a spare repeating railgun that has tungsten and not even depleted uranium rounds
    Man that makes me laugh more than I should

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 5 месяцев назад +1

      Good job on the tungsten, it sure is dense

  • @NexusRyder97
    @NexusRyder97 4 месяца назад +1

    Aliens shoot human base: cackled about galaxy domination.
    The human base: still stands without a scratch.
    Humans: (grunts out in amusement. ) my turn.
    Aliens: (after losing a fight.) Alright. Have a nice day.

  • @vickymolinar4248
    @vickymolinar4248 6 месяцев назад +3

    I subscribed on the very first story I heard .Love your readings and voices. The best one was the French cats. Fantastic.

  • @topazlynx2228
    @topazlynx2228 5 месяцев назад +1

    I always love to see stories like this were super highly advanced species get wrecked by primitive tech.
    Don't bring a laser to a Railgun fight.

  • @FedSigforlife
    @FedSigforlife 5 месяцев назад +3

    Moral of the story: haha tungsten go vroom

  • @Straturan
    @Straturan 3 месяца назад +1

    Wait till they face an ion cannon. Or an orbital strike. Maybe use a bunch soit rockets. (Sorry forgot how to spell it correctly)

  • @David-just-David
    @David-just-David 6 месяцев назад +12

    That was that was a good story

  • @leistico
    @leistico 4 месяца назад

    This is the only story channel I've found with an actual human involved in the storytelling. Earned a sub just from that.

  • @Vaquero4382
    @Vaquero4382 6 месяцев назад +8

    Very good...very good.

  • @DJSpike-ft9yw
    @DJSpike-ft9yw 3 месяца назад

    Occam’s Razor when applied to space combat: Can we chuck a piece of metal so fast that it just negates any kind of defense? The answer: Yes. Yes we can.

  • @AlanMyronPrivate
    @AlanMyronPrivate 6 месяцев назад +5

    Humanity for the win.

  • @raymartinie4630
    @raymartinie4630 6 месяцев назад +2

    Very much reminds me of Turtledove's The Road Not Taken, which I've always wanted to be properly adapted for the screen, big or small.

  • @vladtastic5511
    @vladtastic5511 6 месяцев назад +5

    Let me ask you, if I subscribe, will you quit interrupting the story to plug subscribing? no? Then I won't subscribe.

    • @warpedweirdo
      @warpedweirdo 6 месяцев назад

      🤣

    • @Hainero2001
      @Hainero2001 6 месяцев назад

      Yep, that plug would have been better placed before the story began.
      At least it's a human reading it.

    • @paullee3660
      @paullee3660 6 месяцев назад +1

      It’s not much of an interruption, it’s very short. It’s much worse when a channel puts adverts on every five minutes.

  • @avoxxtea
    @avoxxtea 3 месяца назад

    "Low velocity "
    Tungsten rod inside the railgun: "allow us to introduce ourselves"

  • @toxboxdevel6026
    @toxboxdevel6026 6 месяцев назад +3

    Day 5 protesting the interruptions. I appreciate you building your audience, but this is super scummy. Just put it at the beginning or end instead of inside the story, please. I love getting lost in these wild worlds, but you keep pulling the rug out from under me. You're the only narrator of this quality, so it's not a "go listen to someone else" scenario.

  • @smith9029
    @smith9029 3 месяца назад

    Any hypothetical shield that protects a ship during FTL travel would laugh at a rail gun.

  • @The_GG_Janitor
    @The_GG_Janitor 3 месяца назад

    6:02 never let anyone tell you that this doesn't work, because you actually just gained a subscriber, just now :)

  • @seanwalters1977
    @seanwalters1977 5 месяцев назад +2

    Finally a HFY channel without an AI narrator!

  • @CJ-jo6do
    @CJ-jo6do 5 месяцев назад +2

    That projectile at 10% the speed of light would hit like a small nuclear explosion 💥.

  • @mateuszslawinski1990
    @mateuszslawinski1990 5 месяцев назад +1

    Reminds me sci-fi novel where aliens invade Earth Independence Day style and set up outposts only to be routed by classic guerilla.

  • @Layarion
    @Layarion 6 месяцев назад +2

    i would like a one-off anime of this.

  • @warrenholmes3311
    @warrenholmes3311 6 месяцев назад +2

    The human woman farted and the aliens ran away. Skeered!

  • @carnacthemagnificent2498
    @carnacthemagnificent2498 5 месяцев назад +1

    I used to read Analog and Asimov's magazines in the 80s and recall a story about an alien race of basically teddy bears in a privative ship with stardrive. It was so basic a discovery all many planets had it in their technological infancy, like the wheel. They arrived at earth ready to conquer with their flintlocks and were met with solders armed with modern rifles. They captain's last thought was shock that that these creatures didn't have stardrive and then the horrified realization that humans had somehow never discovered stadrive tech and instead spent all their years developing weapons, and now they'd have the stardrive as soon as they took the ship apart - they'd conquer the galaxy without any chance of resistance. Always made me think how we think we know it all but there's a lot we don't, even simple stuff.

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox 5 месяцев назад

    I really like how the story literally just repeats its self for half of the length.

  • @p99guy
    @p99guy 6 месяцев назад

    Tis an enduring human trait…. We can screw up an anvil with a popsicle stick.

  • @pablotomasllodra4423
    @pablotomasllodra4423 6 месяцев назад +2

    That just means that those humans faced worse things from either themselves or much, much worse. No wonder they acted so causal.