What Happened Was That The Signalman Forgot To Change The Points, And The Engine Was Going Slow Enough To Stop Before The Excavator Arm Hit The Boiler Tube. Fun Fact: That Engine Was Used In Thomas And The Magic Railroad.
@@joe125ful Of course they didn't see it. The issue is that not only did the call to stop come at least a hundred feet too late, but it's also unlikely the engineer heard him anyway.
12:17 Your floor mats will do in a pinch, if you're stuck in mud/snow/ice/other. Also, a spray bottle of 2/3 Rubbing Alcohol, and 1/3 water is great for de-icing your windows. Can also be used on frozen locks. Cheers.
Absolutely great advice. Maybe related, maybe not. As a commercial plumber, we test for gas leaks, usually new installs are pressured with air so you can't use a sniffer. Leak detector solution is $12 per bottle. So we use dawn soap and water, which freezes in the winter. Older plumber showed me a hack. Add a bit of windshield washer fluid to the bottle and problem solved. I love learning new things. Thanks again!
7:37 seriously, what is WRONG with people? The first hit I can sort of wrap my head around, maybe panic not realizing it was in reverse... but to then put in in drive and floor it into a solid object right in front of you?? Why? WHY? Please make it make sense?
All the stupid ones use to die from their stupidity. Now due to modern medicine and putting warning labels on everything the stupid ones are thriving. We are very close to the movie Idiotocracy becoming our reality. If you haven't seen that movie i highly recommend it. Compare it to our world now.
примерно так же как, в Красноярске вчера один отметил 37 летие, пьяный сел за руль и протаранил 70 машин соседей. А на утро в полиции сказал что ничего не помнил.
If you have a closer look at 0:03, for example, you can see that excavator has adapter wheels for train tracks (the small round things in front of and behind the excavator). This is a regular thing. You can then use a regular excavator when something next to or between train tracks needs to be dug up.
The last one with the guy who parked outside of the lines. They taught him a lesson. I have seen a similar one with a woman who did that, and they waited until she got in through the back, and was ready to back out - then drove the truck on the left away! lol
"Victor" trying to drive with the parking brake on us sadly more common than you think. A lot of people aren't used to looking or paying attention to the icons on their dash. 😂
7:33 has to be a medical problem of some kind. Because if you are that bad at driving or have a severe case of lead foot yes you belong here on this list🤦🏾♂️
You have arrived. That is a very accurate GPS. Most get you within 100' of your destination. This one not only guides you into the correct ditch, it allows you to choose which side of your vehicle you would like to land on
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2:43 You have reached your destination. Your destination is on your right!!. 👍
That had me tears 😂
Come to comment that also, that was so funny
My wife looked at me funny as I randomly burst out laughing 🤣 that gps timing was too good.
@@cantliff9 You and me both, my friend.
@@wolvo5441
What do you guys think about the situation at 01:56? let me know what you think.
so cool
She said she wants to sleep)) before the car fell) Apparently, she doesn't want to anymore)
2:49 “you have reached your destination” is pure comedy gold
🤣🤣
I hope you reach the same destination
Yelling at an oncoming locomotive to stop is the fail in the fist video.
Why?Maybe driver didnt see it?:)
What Happened Was That The Signalman Forgot To Change The Points, And The Engine Was Going Slow Enough To Stop Before The Excavator Arm Hit The Boiler Tube.
Fun Fact: That Engine Was Used In Thomas And The Magic Railroad.
@@joe125ful Of course they didn't see it. The issue is that not only did the call to stop come at least a hundred feet too late, but it's also unlikely the engineer heard him anyway.
HELL YES! They can stop on a dime... as long as the "dime" is the size of an airport!
@@Caden-z5dWhy Is The First Letter Of Every Word Capitalized?
Guys, I think he reached his destination.
*passenger door to the right (his destination) inoperable for added insult to injury*
"You have reached your destination."
The best word in humanity
THAT SO COMEDIC LMAOAOOA
and yellow paint, my eyes are so full of tears, i cant see my laptop screen, at 3-15
The yellow paint 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reminds me of a Mr Bean scene where he used firecracker to paint his whole room, but some other bloke went in to get his hat...
Guy was having one of THOSE days….
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i just cant stop laughing, 🤣🤣🤣🤣, and the part with you have reached your destination , its on your right,
his guy is cracking me up like crazy! 😂
@NMT-FunnyMomentsOfTheWeek the yellow 💛💛💛 paint 🎨 face 👀👁️ guy just looking around 🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💪
8:49 Unlike so many ramp fails, this guy did manage to get the motorcycle into the truck! Credit where it's due.
6:59 And from that day on, little Johnny never forgot to check the maximum load of his truck ever again.
That's probably a 5 ton boulder. I wouldn't even put that in any pickup even a dually.
To that guy that got boxed in on both sides, I salute you as I had to find creative ways to get into my car before.
If you look close you can see why they did that to him. He was straddling a parking space line, and taking up two spaces.
Some of these videos are ANCIENT.
still gives one a good laugh, the yellow paint guy .lol
12:17 Your floor mats will do in a pinch, if you're stuck in mud/snow/ice/other. Also, a spray bottle of 2/3 Rubbing Alcohol, and 1/3 water is great for de-icing your windows. Can also be used on frozen locks. Cheers.
Absolutely great advice.
Maybe related, maybe not. As a commercial plumber, we test for gas leaks, usually new installs are pressured with air so you can't use a sniffer. Leak detector solution is $12 per bottle. So we use dawn soap and water, which freezes in the winter. Older plumber showed me a hack. Add a bit of windshield washer fluid to the bottle and problem solved. I love learning new things. Thanks again!
14:22 worried about the keys stuck in the tires... Mate, that tire is BALD, pretty sure those keys saved you from seeing Jesus early.
That guy sounds like Paddy Pimblett
Bald? 1.6mm legal minimum here in UK
"MA'AM"
Ahahahahah 😆
Merry Crashmas everybody.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Chrysler!
Happy Holidays jeepliving & everybody watching Fail Army.
😂😂🎉🙋🏼♂️
@@AlejandroPzGz And Happy Goodyear!
If your reading this, I wish u a Merry Christmas 🎄:)
Merry Christmas!
If my what is reading this?
At 15:30 the only way that guy is going to get that boat trailer near the water is if it rains. The easiest trailer in the world to back up.
No, far from "the easiest trailer in the world to backup," but still not difficult at all with a little thought.
Reminds me of the scene from family guy of peter trying to get his boat in the water
lol agreed that’s a pretty long tongue which makes it easier for sure.
The best Christmas gift is a new fail army upload 🤣
Now with 20% new videos.
Never a fan of bicycle fails but loved the clip where the guy ‘reached his destination’ bahahahaha 😅
Rolls over, lands on side....'you have reached your destination.....' 😂
🤣🤣
The biggest mistake is selling gas to these fools.
Actually, the biggest mistake was to give them a driver's license.
SHAME ON THOSE DRIVING SCHOOLS!
That blue car hitting the closing gate was brutal. 🥴
Hope everyone has a safe holiday
You too! 😊
7:37 seriously, what is WRONG with people? The first hit I can sort of wrap my head around, maybe panic not realizing it was in reverse... but to then put in in drive and floor it into a solid object right in front of you?? Why? WHY? Please make it make sense?
Room temperature IQ. And I say this as someone using Celsius...
I'm just imagining that call to fedex "uhh, boss? A tree just fell on my truck" "a TREE? WTF!?" "Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing."
12:14 - uses a single stick for traction, pretty sure it's front wheel drive too 😂
It's RWD.
Homie didn't buy the X-Drive edition
BMWs are rear wheel drive.
Buon Natale a tutti voi 👋🎉
2:18 Now that will wake you up in the morning. That "gat dayemm" is relatable
@ 14:01 - Bob's experimental seaweed farming idea would never get past the beta testing of the watertractor.
14:00 The train engineer deserves an award! He managed to stop the train with inches to spare!
And as always, friends: *NO ONE WAS HARMED!!!* 😂
What if someone got hurt in all the clips that didn't say no one got hurt🤯
will never understand, who says they never got hurt
Fails like these make me feel better about my day. 😂 Work fails are a blessing in disguise!
3:24 yellow paint man. That's one hell of a bad day at the office!
11:52 “and that is how I met your mother” 😂
У меня один вопрос: как выжили люди на Земле?
Глядя на этот ролик, у людей явно нет мозгов.
All the stupid ones use to die from their stupidity. Now due to modern medicine and putting warning labels on everything the stupid ones are thriving.
We are very close to the movie Idiotocracy becoming our reality. If you haven't seen that movie i highly recommend it. Compare it to our world now.
примерно так же как, в Красноярске вчера один отметил 37 летие, пьяный сел за руль и протаранил 70 машин соседей. А на утро в полиции сказал что ничего не помнил.
Effectivement, ils n’ont pas le niveau. C’est ce qui fait de l’humain, une espèce attachante, qu’on adore regarder se blesser.
0:06 why put the excavator there? don't they know it's a train track. it's confusing 🥲
The switch was supposed to be lined for the train to go down the other track but apparently someone forgot to line it.
Jetzt ist es erwiesen 😂 wir werden aussterben 😮
@@SeminoleRail If so, this shift worker is irresponsible and should be disciplined.
@@m.m.2819 if so then sad
If you have a closer look at 0:03, for example, you can see that excavator has adapter wheels for train tracks (the small round things in front of and behind the excavator). This is a regular thing. You can then use a regular excavator when something next to or between train tracks needs to be dug up.
Gratitude for the humans who ask, 'Are you alright?!' - instead of standing there and laughing.
Some of these are satisfyingly funny But others are scary
Happy Hanukah Everyone!
Gross
Happy Halloween everyone 😊
dude is christmas bruh
Thanks, joe biden! 🤣🤣🤣
@@Psychodermia 🤣🤣
merry christmas fellow fans of failarmy, hope your days goes a lot better than those in these videos
people really need to learn what a 'handbrake' is
There are enough people (adults) on this earth, where I don’t know how they could survive long enough to actually become adults.
0:17😂😂😂
0:25😲😲😲
0:33😱😱😱
THE YELLOW PAINT!!!
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to all and more fails to be filmed tonight!
Merry Christmas 🎄
_You have reached your destination_
Google: *Please review your driving experience* 😃
You have reached your destination 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 Indeed
90% of people with driving licenses should be stripped off their sriving licences.
Nice video
The last one with the guy who parked outside of the lines. They taught him a lesson. I have seen a similar one with a woman who did that, and they waited until she got in through the back, and was ready to back out - then drove the truck on the left away! lol
"No one was harmed"...yeah, right!🙄
the prius stuck on ice speaks on so many levels
The loading ramps. So many people don not understand the risks...
MERRY CHRISTMAS FAILARMY!!! THANKS FOR ALL THE FUNNY VIDEOS🎉🎅
14:23 pls return my keys
😂😂
I do hope, no one was harmed.
2:50 "You've reached your destination" 😂😂😂
Bro at 16:04 thought his low end merc was so special he could park between two spaces; guess he'll think twice next time.
Failarmy: No one was harmed
Guy at 15:09 : Oh really?
Ikr!!! Smashed foot????
Yelling at a train to stop doesn't work that way
your videos are great i watch them often when do you watch them
Best video For Christmas 🎄
I fear for my family's safety knowing these people are operating 4000 pound vehicles at high speeds.
Merry Christmas (and happy holidays)
merry christmas
You too
Just to be clear: "No one was harmed" actually means "At least five people were killed."
" You have reached your destination " lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
There were definitely some people harmed in this one
many are, you see the pain ,loll
@@Palmstreet-u7x I think the next part will be the injury part.
The pinnacle of comedy is here! 😂
Guy that ran over the keys and popped his tire, never have I seen that 😂😮😅.
My sister ran over a _steak knife_ on her way to Denver, once.
@hereticpariah6_66 even worse lol
2:37 - When your boss says 'improvise,' but you're starring in a comedy show instead of working!
The vast majority of us barely can drive cars with four tires. Why anyone would try something with two tires is beyond insanity.
2:54 if you watch it in slow motion you will feel this man's pain 🤣🤣
Gotta love Christmas uploads
the yellow paint face is tops, poor guy, lol, imagine trying to clean it all up,
After watching this I feel a whole lot better about myself.
The Prius slowly reversing into a POLICE BIKE has to be the dumbest fail of all time. Well done bud. You're not getting out of that one.
now i need a version of “everyone is dead”
He's part of the Yellow Man Group at 3:23 😆
that guy went from a scooter to a wheelchair real quick
These people need their licenses revoked.
Luckly, no one was hurt.
- Will you be careful on the road?
- Wheel? Did you say "wheel"?
"Victor" trying to drive with the parking brake on us sadly more common than you think. A lot of people aren't used to looking or paying attention to the icons on their dash. 😂
Why do people think trains can stop easily? They can’t because they’re too heavy.
If there’s one thing people should learn from these videos it’s loading motorbikes to pickups using a crappy narrow ramps won’t work
Hope you got sued by the Railroad company for parking on the train tracks
Hello everybody..tnx for the video and smiles..😀
is it me or did we already see 80% of these videos
May I know where you can find these beautiful clips?
Road rash, cliff rash, and train rash. Nice variety.
6:59 And from that day on, little Johnny never forgot to check the maximum load of his truck ever again. ❤
No trains where seriously harmed in the making making of this vid
Looks like the drivers needs a refresher course on driving.
7:33 has to be a medical problem of some kind. Because if you are that bad at driving or have a severe case of lead foot yes you belong here on this list🤦🏾♂️
You have arrived.
That is a very accurate GPS.
Most get you within 100' of your destination.
This one not only guides you into the correct ditch, it allows you to choose which side of your vehicle you would like to land on
I'm yet to see someone successfully drive anything up a ramp onto the back of a truck in these videos
Le pauvre cycliste qui saute l’escalier à 10’24 et se prend le guidon dans les dents en a perdu quelques unes.
14:40 when luck is on your side 😮😂