The cool thing is that, aside from Ochette and kinda Temenos, everyone else's final boss shares the same jobs that the characters had Casti - Trousseau are both Apothecaries Throne - Claude are both Thieves Osvald - Harvey are both Scholars Partitio - Roque are both Merchants Agnea - Dolcinaea are both Dancers Hikari - Mugen are both Warriors Kaldena is from the church so she still fits Temenos' Cleric class, though SPOILERS AHEAD Their actual final bosses, Petrichor and Ochette are both Hunters, while Temenos and Arcanette are both Clerics.
OSSSSSVAAAALLLLLLLLD! I dunno why but as 'normal' as the Harvey fight is, he's easily the biggest POS of all the final bosses. How fucked he has to be to brainwash a child into thinking she's his child, caring for her for 5 years, just knowing he's going to sacrifice her to be a freak experiment that could or could not work.
Claude is right up there with him. Disgusting. I have no words for him. When he said he impregnated countless women, I immediately wanted to vomit. He made me that sick to my stomach when he called poor Throné his. “LITTLE SEED”. Her screaming was literally me. Killing him was just as satisfying as Harvey. Manipulating her life to make her come to kill Claude and his talk of his filthy semen and seed made me want to castrate him and f his wound multiple times with a knife. “My little seed” has to be the most putrid, pedophilic, and vomit-inducing thing I’ve EVER heard. Ever. Who talks like that?! If I were Throné I’d have committed suicide in my mortification. KEEP MARIETTA’S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! YOU RAPED ALL THOSE WOMEN! And think of what the other Blacksnakes would feel when they found out that Mother, Father and all of them were your filthy disgusting children!
Fun story about my fight with Harvey: I had damaged him enough to near death and had poisoned him before his big speech. The next turn he summoned two elementals and began to charge his big attack… until the poison dealt 500 damage to him and killed him right then. Had a good chuckle to myself about how much posturing he had done only to die to some poison damage right afterwards.
Funniest instance of this for me was with Trousseau, since he says "I NEED MORE POISON" as he's charging up his concoction after the phase transition. Well, you got your poison.
For me, I wound up semi-accidentally cheesing the fight by using the Arcanist's Reflective Barrier combined with Sealtige's Seduction. I think Harvey wound up hurting himself more than I did in that battle, which is fitting given how he ultimately goes out.
I came to this partly to see Claudes... between Inventor Partitio and Brands Blade Hikari, I kind of killed him before he could summon any of his minions.
ne thing I mentioned in another vid I wanna mention here: I love how the villains aren't jsut evil counterparts to the heroes (which i love btw) but alsso they're all people who "deny the dawn" i.e. don't care about the future Trousseau sees no hope in the future after losing someone he loves and so beleives the only way to save anyone is to kill them, denying their future. Mugen clings to Ku's past of warfare and bloodshed and sees no worth in a peaceful future the darkling, after being possessed by The Shadow and further tortured by the Dark Hunter, has no desire for a future and only wants to kill and destroy Roque doesn't want things to change, he only seeks to maintain a status quo that ears him profit Harvey is so driven by his envy and hatred of Osvald he would do anything to deny him a future, and futher is OBSESSED with the past via Darquest and the mystery of the One True Magic Dolcinea has forgotten why she became a star in the first place and so ignores everything to cling to her status, denying Agnea's dreams of stardom. kaldena is so driven by her bloody past and her lust for revenge she has lsot sight of all else, and thus has denied several innocent people their future
@@mucrulu7646 for Claude i think the answer is the more obvious, he deny the future to all his children that are marked since their birth to the belonging to the black snakes, Throné is the first one to break this cycle searching for her freedom. There can't be future without freedom.
No other character has made me feel more sheer disgust than Professor Harvey from Octopath Traveler 2. At least everyone else in the campaign had a good reason for doing what they did. The Lajackal or the Malamaowl of the Sorrowful Moon was tortured for years by the Dark Hunter, and not being chosen as Ochette's Familiar at the beginning of their campaign is what made them snap. Trousseau was absolutely broken by the death of his sister which came absolutely randomly, driving him to think that the only way to cleanse suffering from the world was to cleanse humanity from the world. Kaldena saw her entire tribe being murdered in front of her. At the very least Roque was redeemed at the end of Partitio's campaign, he realized he went too far with his capitalist ideals. Dolcinaea pushed the memory of being abandoned in Sai to a dark corner in her mind, never wanting to think about being dressed in flea-ridden rags or eating rotten food ever again. Claude, despite his heinous actions, just kind of came out of nowhere at the end of Throne's campaign. Emperor Mugen is the only one who came slightly close to my level of hatred for Harvey. But Harvey? Oh, let me tell you what he did. Burned Osvald's house to the ground Framed Osvald for murder Anticipated Osvald's escape from Frigit Isle Used Osvald's wife's blood to make a suffering homonculus Made Osvald have to put his wife out of her misery BRAINWASHED OSVALD'S CHILD TO MAKE HER THINK HARVEY WAS HER DAD USED THAT CHILD AS A SACRIFICE TO AWAKEN THE ONE TRUE MAGIC... all because Harvey resented Osvald for being smarter than him.
Dolcinaea: I'd made my dance and music to the public, what can you offer as a little dancer compared to me? Agnea: The song of hope! *And one of the best final boss themes! MY OWN final boss theme!*
By the time I got to Claude I had done the other stories, I started with Throne so I figured I'd save hers for last, man did I burn that mother fucker down
Man, after he summons Mother and Father, he summons Throne and her mother on his side, that was a massive OH SHIT moment for me. Conveniently, when i fought Dolcinea, she takes Throne on her side...
Hikari’s really spoiled me with being my first final boss, I was somewhat expecting some other final bosses to feel like 2-3 different fights in a gauntlet rather than a phase 1 phase 2 type deal
@@GoldLight73 that’s the proper, in battle, phase 2. Poor wording on my part, was talking about how getting rid of the rain was like the second battle of Castti’s finale
Yeah but it just takes a few turns until it dies anyway cause 1HP is one 1HP. All of the bosses have a phase transition where they are stuck at 1HP. In Ochettes case it just takes a bit longer. I know this cause I hit most of these bosses for well over twice their total HP in one turn and after some dialogue they died instantly after one normal attack lol.
In terms of final bosses, if u don’t use the abating orb glitch, Ochette’s is probably the hardest because of the stipulations to get rid of the 1HP lock. Claude is also up there I just personally had a much harder time dealing with ochette’s final boss over Claude’s.
one of the biggest surprises for me was with Trousseau, his second phase is pretty well animated and I think he changes a lot compared to the other bosses, whether it's with his red eyes or even the rage he inspires .
No boss made me so mad as did Trousseau's. The debuffs, the rain, and the story made him an insufferable jerk to beat. I'm not sure but I think it took me 10-15 turns to finally die and by that point I just said "screw it" and Debuffed the hell out of the boss and used Drastic Measures 3 times (boosted of course) and beat him. Even though he was far easier to beat compared to the other bosses (I like to at least try to beat the boss of story modes with the actual characters if possible) he is possibly the only boss to make me actually upset.
I basically did the majority of the other stories jsut cause I couldn't beat Trousseau and when i couldn't beat dolcinea i tried to fight the darkling and when i couldn't do THAT I ultimately ended up fighting Mugen and beating HIM as my first final boss. I'mnot very good at this game alright >.>
Since I started with Castti I did Trousseau last and he was a complete pushover since I had Armsmaster at that point, I wish I could relate... My first few final bosses were real tough at least.
@@sarafontanini7051I think mugen is harder? Felt like a "Nuke me or die trying" fight because he got like 4 attacks in 1 turn, 1 party member is unconscious, and the others are on low health
Huge thumbs-up to you Sir! Damn, you used the Dancer and Arcanist's combo way too good for your playstyle (which seems to be defensive but goddamn it works so good!) Awesome vid!
I don’t think there was any other boss fight that got me unreasonably angry as Harvey The mf took his daughter, killed his wife, plotted that shit, brainwashed her daughter, falsely accused Osvald, took credit for OSVALDS work, made a hybrid monster OUT OF HIS WIFE, and tried to sacrifice his daughter. Needless to say, I made absolutely sure I would cheese the fight and make Harvey bite the curb
I love that train boss as it reminds me of the Doom Train boss from Final Fantasy 6 that became a powerful summons in other Final Fantasy games. Too bad the Octopath version can't be suplexed! 😂
i love how Harvey is the only one you actually named because Osvald growling "HARRRRRVEEEEYYYY...." is such a meme (I haven't even played the pilogue yet and laready i know its a meme)
For me it was Lajackal/Malamaowl of the surrowing moon. My first game over on octopath traveler 2 was against this boss and litteraly one step closer to victory. Lost aganst it atleast 3 times or 2. Mainly because ive chisen hikari as starter traveler and i chose mahina as ochette’s companion.
Kaldena was such a brutal fight. And when she went full dark souls Boss i really had to strategize and think ahead more than i had to with any other boss. Really awesome boss. Even gets its own theme in phase 2 that mixes Temenos theme into it.
I'm glad this exists, because I set up all the bosses in a way that I could kill them in a single turn, so I just skipped most of their mechanics and phases and music, except Hikari, which had seperate fights.
@@EldenLord. my biggest problem was it kept using a move that hit everyone down to 1hp and then had two more turns where it would use an aoe attack which was super cheap
@@firenze6478 Yeah it used that move on me too. I dont remember the exact turn order but I definitely got a few turns after the attack and could heal my team back up.
The thumbnail clearly states "All Final Chapter's Bosses". Don't even pretend like you werent searching for this and still somehow accidentally clicked on it after reading that...
The tonal whiplash of going from something as lighthearted as Dolcinaea’s fight to whatever the fuck Claude and Trousseau were is staggering
And Harvey!
The cool thing is that, aside from Ochette and kinda Temenos, everyone else's final boss shares the same jobs that the characters had
Casti - Trousseau are both Apothecaries
Throne - Claude are both Thieves
Osvald - Harvey are both Scholars
Partitio - Roque are both Merchants
Agnea - Dolcinaea are both Dancers
Hikari - Mugen are both Warriors
Kaldena is from the church so she still fits Temenos' Cleric class, though
SPOILERS AHEAD
Their actual final bosses, Petrichor and Ochette are both Hunters, while Temenos and Arcanette are both Clerics.
OSSSSSVAAAALLLLLLLLD!
I dunno why but as 'normal' as the Harvey fight is, he's easily the biggest POS of all the final bosses. How fucked he has to be to brainwash a child into thinking she's his child, caring for her for 5 years, just knowing he's going to sacrifice her to be a freak experiment that could or could not work.
All because he has an inferiority complex. He's the biggest hater I've seen in gaming a long time lol
oh absolutely, he's easily the vilest of all the villains, even Mugen is far less of a scumbag.
but it makes it so fun to kill him
You should hear him in the Japanese version. The VA is Dio Brando... And he kills it when he says Osvald's name.
Claude is right up there with him. Disgusting. I have no words for him. When he said he impregnated countless women, I immediately wanted to vomit. He made me that sick to my stomach when he called poor Throné his. “LITTLE SEED”. Her screaming was literally me. Killing him was just as satisfying as Harvey. Manipulating her life to make her come to kill Claude and his talk of his filthy semen and seed made me want to castrate him and f his wound multiple times with a knife. “My little seed” has to be the most putrid, pedophilic, and vomit-inducing thing I’ve EVER heard. Ever. Who talks like that?! If I were Throné I’d have committed suicide in my mortification. KEEP MARIETTA’S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! YOU RAPED ALL THOSE WOMEN! And think of what the other Blacksnakes would feel when they found out that Mother, Father and all of them were your filthy disgusting children!
And murdered Osvald's wife, and pinned him for it!
Fun story about my fight with Harvey: I had damaged him enough to near death and had poisoned him before his big speech. The next turn he summoned two elementals and began to charge his big attack… until the poison dealt 500 damage to him and killed him right then. Had a good chuckle to myself about how much posturing he had done only to die to some poison damage right afterwards.
Did the same thing to Roque and his train
Funniest instance of this for me was with Trousseau, since he says "I NEED MORE POISON" as he's charging up his concoction after the phase transition.
Well, you got your poison.
For me, I wound up semi-accidentally cheesing the fight by using the Arcanist's Reflective Barrier combined with Sealtige's Seduction. I think Harvey wound up hurting himself more than I did in that battle, which is fitting given how he ultimately goes out.
Lol, me too. My wife and I were playing, I looked away for a sec so when I looked back for a sec and he was gone I was really confused.
Bro didn’t get the chance in my play through, I had to search up his dialogue cause I killed him before he could talk
hmm, seems like Claude's boss fight is actually more intriguing when you don't kill him in a few turns
Yeah I never actually got to see that he would summon phantoms of mother and father as well, definitely would have added another 40% to the boss fight
At my first attempt he summoned Pirro and Father and Mother, and ngl, that battle was tough.
@@cristobalgonzalez324 He also summons puppet versions of Throne and her mother late in the battle
@@MichaelM-yx4lu wait what--
@@cristobalgonzalez324 He summons them when he has around 25% health left (I think).
Coolest attack out of all of these, for me, has to be Claude's "Endurance Test". It's just so visually awesome
Harvey's as well
I came to this partly to see Claudes... between Inventor Partitio and Brands Blade Hikari, I kind of killed him before he could summon any of his minions.
ne thing I mentioned in another vid I wanna mention here: I love how the villains aren't jsut evil counterparts to the heroes (which i love btw) but alsso they're all people who "deny the dawn" i.e. don't care about the future
Trousseau sees no hope in the future after losing someone he loves and so beleives the only way to save anyone is to kill them, denying their future.
Mugen clings to Ku's past of warfare and bloodshed and sees no worth in a peaceful future
the darkling, after being possessed by The Shadow and further tortured by the Dark Hunter, has no desire for a future and only wants to kill and destroy
Roque doesn't want things to change, he only seeks to maintain a status quo that ears him profit
Harvey is so driven by his envy and hatred of Osvald he would do anything to deny him a future, and futher is OBSESSED with the past via Darquest and the mystery of the One True Magic
Dolcinea has forgotten why she became a star in the first place and so ignores everything to cling to her status, denying Agnea's dreams of stardom.
kaldena is so driven by her bloody past and her lust for revenge she has lsot sight of all else, and thus has denied several innocent people their future
This is literally the best comment I saw about this game! Congratulations!❤
... And Claude's just there... standing menacingly
@@mucrulu7646 for Claude i think the answer is the more obvious, he deny the future to all his children that are marked since their birth to the belonging to the black snakes, Throné is the first one to break this cycle searching for her freedom. There can't be future without freedom.
Bro, Hikaris final battle is just built different. ONE OF THE BEST MUSICAL COMPOSITIONS that exists now.
Ok, did not know that Mahina/Akala got upgraded in this fight. That’s really cool
No other character has made me feel more sheer disgust than Professor Harvey from Octopath Traveler 2. At least everyone else in the campaign had a good reason for doing what they did.
The Lajackal or the Malamaowl of the Sorrowful Moon was tortured for years by the Dark Hunter, and not being chosen as Ochette's Familiar at the beginning of their campaign is what made them snap.
Trousseau was absolutely broken by the death of his sister which came absolutely randomly, driving him to think that the only way to cleanse suffering from the world was to cleanse humanity from the world.
Kaldena saw her entire tribe being murdered in front of her.
At the very least Roque was redeemed at the end of Partitio's campaign, he realized he went too far with his capitalist ideals.
Dolcinaea pushed the memory of being abandoned in Sai to a dark corner in her mind, never wanting to think about being dressed in flea-ridden rags or eating rotten food ever again.
Claude, despite his heinous actions, just kind of came out of nowhere at the end of Throne's campaign.
Emperor Mugen is the only one who came slightly close to my level of hatred for Harvey.
But Harvey? Oh, let me tell you what he did.
Burned Osvald's house to the ground
Framed Osvald for murder
Anticipated Osvald's escape from Frigit Isle
Used Osvald's wife's blood to make a suffering homonculus
Made Osvald have to put his wife out of her misery
BRAINWASHED OSVALD'S CHILD TO MAKE HER THINK HARVEY WAS HER DAD
USED THAT CHILD AS A SACRIFICE TO AWAKEN THE ONE TRUE MAGIC...
all because Harvey resented Osvald for being smarter than him.
Totally agree Harvey is the worst, Trousseau and Alert’spoiler : Arcanette
@@fantasiaanimation9787i think it's better to say Arcanette to avoid spoiler since people who hasnt finished the game doesnt know who she is
@@fukaze2021 ok
I honestly really liked Agnea's final boss theme. Thought it was pretty cool.
One of the best songs in the game IMO
She was my starting character and I love her theme so much! She’s like the second version of Tressa 😭
Dolcinaea: I'd made my dance and music to the public, what can you offer as a little dancer compared to me?
Agnea: The song of hope! *And one of the best final boss themes! MY OWN final boss theme!*
Everyone loves it. its great.
By the time I got to Claude I had done the other stories, I started with Throne so I figured I'd save hers for last, man did I burn that mother fucker down
Man, after he summons Mother and Father, he summons Throne and her mother on his side, that was a massive OH SHIT moment for me.
Conveniently, when i fought Dolcinea, she takes Throne on her side...
*Sees thumbnail
“Is that a $&@king train?!”
yes c:
BEHOLD THE POWER OF CAPITALISM!
Hikari’s really spoiled me with being my first final boss, I was somewhat expecting some other final bosses to feel like 2-3 different fights in a gauntlet rather than a phase 1 phase 2 type deal
I felt the same way doing Agneas first lol. Felt like the most epic but probably just whichever you do first leaves the biggest impression
god I'd be fucing PISSED if i Troussea had a second phase tho
@@sarafontanini7051 I like to imagine his “second phase” is Castti having her cool climactic moment of brewing a cure for the toxic rain
@@flameblade3 Isn't his second phase when the mask gets broken?
@@GoldLight73 that’s the proper, in battle, phase 2. Poor wording on my part, was talking about how getting rid of the rain was like the second battle of Castti’s finale
It's pretty much obvious that Ochette's final boss cannot be cheesed. It will be stuck at 1 HP no matter what until it "devours" Ochette.
Abating Orb removes the 1 HP cap, making it possible to one-shot
@@luckyfini7320 Interesting
Yeah but it just takes a few turns until it dies anyway cause 1HP is one 1HP. All of the bosses have a phase transition where they are stuck at 1HP. In Ochettes case it just takes a bit longer. I know this cause I hit most of these bosses for well over twice their total HP in one turn and after some dialogue they died instantly after one normal attack lol.
In terms of final bosses, if u don’t use the abating orb glitch, Ochette’s is probably the hardest because of the stipulations to get rid of the 1HP lock. Claude is also up there I just personally had a much harder time dealing with ochette’s final boss over Claude’s.
one of the biggest surprises for me was with Trousseau, his second phase is pretty well animated and I think he changes a lot compared to the other bosses, whether it's with his red eyes or even the rage he inspires .
You did this in order with their names to match with the titles name lol
...fuck, how did I never notice that.
That was a delightful little touch
Goes without saying, but if you picked Akala, you fight the owl instead. He works the same except he uses magic rather than physical attacks
No boss made me so mad as did Trousseau's.
The debuffs, the rain, and the story made him an insufferable jerk to beat. I'm not sure but I think it took me 10-15 turns to finally die and by that point I just said "screw it" and Debuffed the hell out of the boss and used Drastic Measures 3 times (boosted of course) and beat him. Even though he was far easier to beat compared to the other bosses (I like to at least try to beat the boss of story modes with the actual characters if possible) he is possibly the only boss to make me actually upset.
the cool thing about Roque Train is Thorne's veil of darkness will work on all targets funny how a train misses
Trousseau was a very tough first final boss for me, and I would not have beaten it if I didn’t have Arcanist Partitio
I basically did the majority of the other stories jsut cause I couldn't beat Trousseau
and when i couldn't beat dolcinea i tried to fight the darkling
and when i couldn't do THAT I ultimately ended up fighting Mugen and beating HIM as my first final boss.
I'mnot very good at this game alright >.>
Since I started with Castti I did Trousseau last and he was a complete pushover since I had Armsmaster at that point, I wish I could relate... My first few final bosses were real tough at least.
@@sarafontanini7051I think mugen is harder? Felt like a "Nuke me or die trying" fight because he got like 4 attacks in 1 turn, 1 party member is unconscious, and the others are on low health
*Keeps seeing you ignore shield breaks on Dolcinaea when your party is low on health*
BREAK THE ONE SHIELD, AHHHHH XD
This is the exact order I beat them in albeit with different strategies. Didn’t even know that Claude could summon the parents.
I love how it’s practically canon that Ochette always picks Mahina. Akala is pretty much always the final boss.
Yeah, thats what it felt like too. Like Mahina was the actual one she is supposed to pick.
I feel I'm the only one who picked Akala. Lol
@Direlect Architect I picked Akala too, he's a good boy who's just looking out for Ochette
I actually picked Akala
@@MrSefiroh I picked Akala too, and when I saw Mahina was the final boss I was like "WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT WAS UNEXPECTED"
I feel like I’m the only one who played this game who chose the jackal instead of the owl. Maybe if I ever replay this game I’ll pick the owl
I picked the jackal. He's cooler than the owl.
Huge thumbs-up to you Sir! Damn, you used the Dancer and Arcanist's combo way too good for your playstyle (which seems to be defensive but goddamn it works so good!) Awesome vid!
I don’t think there was any other boss fight that got me unreasonably angry as Harvey
The mf took his daughter, killed his wife, plotted that shit, brainwashed her daughter, falsely accused Osvald, took credit for OSVALDS work, made a hybrid monster OUT OF HIS WIFE, and tried to sacrifice his daughter. Needless to say, I made absolutely sure I would cheese the fight and make Harvey bite the curb
I love that train boss as it reminds me of the Doom Train boss from Final Fantasy 6 that became a powerful summons in other Final Fantasy games. Too bad the Octopath version can't be suplexed! 😂
but it be veil of darkness
Throne final boss FuccBoi Sephiroth.
Temenos: Chefs kiss
Shadow Mightyena/Noctowl
Plague docter
White Lady but a guy
HARVEY
Hey soul sister
Queen of the night
Avlora 2
Biblically correct armsmaster
i love how Harvey is the only one you actually named because Osvald growling "HARRRRRVEEEEYYYY...." is such a meme (I haven't even played the pilogue yet and laready i know its a meme)
Claude, Harvey, Dolcinea and Mugen were the toughest bosses.
For me it was Lajackal/Malamaowl of the surrowing moon. My first game over on octopath traveler 2 was against this boss and litteraly one step closer to victory. Lost aganst it atleast 3 times or 2. Mainly because ive chisen hikari as starter traveler and i chose mahina as ochette’s companion.
Kaldena was such a brutal fight. And when she went full dark souls Boss i really had to strategize and think ahead more than i had to with any other boss.
Really awesome boss. Even gets its own theme in phase 2 that mixes Temenos theme into it.
Mugen was my first final boss and all i said is he is the best final boss (of course just after vide and galdera, they are the best of best lol)
I should do a rerun of this game, I oneshot most of these and couldn't really get to see those cool interactions
I'm glad this exists, because I set up all the bosses in a way that I could kill them in a single turn, so I just skipped most of their mechanics and phases and music, except Hikari, which had seperate fights.
I got past Trousseau first and went after Claude last.
Edit: I also had to grind to get past both the jackal boss and Harvey.
I got the phantom of Therone’s mom in the boss fight for me.
I basically one shot all of these so cool to see what the bosses actually do lol
Sadly you can’t do that with ochettes, in fact it punishes you for doing too much damage
@@firenze6478 I had it at 1HP and just had to tank a few attacks and after the transition it still died after 1 normal attack.
@@EldenLord. my biggest problem was it kept using a move that hit everyone down to 1hp and then had two more turns where it would use an aoe attack which was super cheap
@@firenze6478 Yeah it used that move on me too. I dont remember the exact turn order but I definitely got a few turns after the attack and could heal my team back up.
@@EldenLord. it aoed me before I even got a chance to act after the aoe 1hp move. Idk what I could have done to prevent that.
私は日本人ですがこのゲームは素晴らしかったです。
海外の方々からの評価はどうでしょうか？
個人的にはOT1の方が好きだったので、OT2の評価は8.5/10です。
It was amazing and I'm still playing it
When I realized Magen had a second phase is mentally shat myself
Sooooo... why doesn't Agnea counter when the rest of the party does?
Good question, Counter only works if you wield a sword, I tried having a full sword team but didn't like the job compositions.
kinda sad how I just killed them all with one hit, but having them changing phase with only 1hp left was fun
As boring as I found Agnea's story, her last chapter went so hard
How are you using Xbox controller on octopath 2
Switch Pro Controller
Thrones chapter 4 🔥
Thanks for the spoiler
The thumbnail clearly states "All Final Chapter's Bosses". Don't even pretend like you werent searching for this and still somehow accidentally clicked on it after reading that...
fuk spoiler man