@@heisafraid the implication that Jake agrees that "a lot of the girls last night were legit slumpbusters" adding to his douchey persona even in an episode where he's the straight man
"Then you ran outside and a few of us followed you because you yelled, I'm going to go outside and legit hurt myself to teach you all a fucking lesson"
"I'm Lt Dan. See if you can keep up with me, ya gumps" is probably one of the funniest and weird lines I have ever heard. And it totally sounds like something that Amir could actually say.
Underrated part of this is that when Amir makes the comments bout slump-busters, Jake is just like "not right now." He doesn't even shut him down that hard
This is maybe my favourite episode of the entire series. Every single line is perfectly written and performed. The mental images of the bizarre things Amir did are especially amazing.
Love these "jake narrates what happened" ones
Antony D'Andrea I actually hate these.
+Edgars Pavlovičs fuck you
I think they're great
how did this get to so violent in the comment sections? xD
Bratzilla Music Videos Channel lol idk
"not right now" was a great touch to Jake's character I only just noticed
Maybe im a dumb, but what do you mean?
@@heisafraid the implication that Jake agrees that "a lot of the girls last night were legit slumpbusters" adding to his douchey persona even in an episode where he's the straight man
Holy crap you're so right
Oh wow, that's really subtle
@@battlebots1 oh I always took it as Jake subtly shutting amir down before he tries to change the convo away from a legit shaming of him
the string beanis is one of my favourite lines from all jake and amir videos. kills me every time
Right up there with "boiling hot spum".
Vaguely....
"I'm not upset that you couldn't pee, I'm upset that you tried"
Well you got a string beanus, ok?
"Then you ran outside and a few of us followed you because you yelled, I'm going to go outside and legit hurt myself to teach you all a fucking lesson"
He just drained the main vain
@@schuesslerlauren we heard a deafening crack like a log being broken over a rock 🤣
@@ctenosaura7380 on a cake no less
"I'm Lt Dan. See if you can keep up with me, ya gumps" is probably one of the funniest and weird lines I have ever heard. And it totally sounds like something that Amir could actually say.
Whatever, you Sasquatch!
One of my favorite lines
I'm gonna legit hurt myself to teach you all a fucking lesson!
"But you were moving like, two inches every minute"
"... No"
"Yes, is this the first time you're getting embarrassed?" That does it for me every time.
pretty sure I've seen every episode of Jake and Amir, this has to be one of the best scripts.
I agree
Meh Mehersson mmmm maybe
You know they both made a documentary about scrips look it up
@@bteamgleemllc6864 I cant find anything
@@oogatz1917 it's a reference to an episode, there's not really a documentary
"I have a big penis and you have a string bean-is" will never fail to make me laugh that's golden 😂
I'm going out of my way to use 'string beanis' tomorrow. Wish me luck.
It's been 13 years and my friends and I still say 'string beanis' on the reg.
Underrated part of this is that when Amir makes the comments bout slump-busters, Jake is just like "not right now." He doesn't even shut him down that hard
HAHA yeah that kills me
they were going to have a crazy jake conversation afterward
It's called negging dude.
Manzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
wwwwwwwwwwanted
tooooooooooooklkkk
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk
abouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
iiiiiiiiit
afffffffffdfter.
lolmao
LOL so true. Like he does want to talk about it, but after he recaps the events of the night
This is maybe my favourite episode of the entire series. Every single line is perfectly written and performed. The mental images of the bizarre things Amir did are especially amazing.
"I'm a 1 and they're 3s." At least he's honest!
A one is pretty high for amir to rate himself...
And relatable
I’ve thought about it, and I’ve come to the conclusion that this is my favorite jake and Amir episode
Always laugh my ass off at "you owe me five bucks, you sasquatch".
Thanks! It's your turn!
Go watch this again!
@@markkittel44 now you do it!
*_BEST EPISODE OF JAKE AND AMIR EVER!!!_*
"You probably think, ya think you're cooler than me." 🎶
vaguely, play it by year, theres a disconnect here, den!
yes!
Dan?
dEn
Play it by what year?
Dan? Den? Play it by what year?
This series has to be the only one I’d watch a decade ago that still holds today I love them
fuck i always lose it at the string beanis line like jesus
String Beanis
🅱️enis
125 upvotes for String Beanus
@@noobface66 uptokes
This was my first Jake and Amir, so happy I found this gem of a series
I’ve been watching this series again and again since about 08. This episode is probably my favourite.
I love how Jake and Amir fans all just talk like Amir #dope
#Tope
Amber
Oppa leads an Amir style life
This comment is ~gray~
This goes down as the episode that makes me laugh the most.
Just came here to hear the phrase "ya gumps"
I've been saying "ya gump" to people all day and now everyone thinks I'm king dork
Dark Arts Dabbler King dweeb!
A Queen diva to be sure
if you're king dork then i'm prince nerd... DAD come back, im ready to love again!
That's my favorite part too.. ya gumps..gets me every time
And you have the worst hobby of all time.
…
…
Biking.
"Thanks *A-SIAN* " for the invite
That's really offensive.
@@AndrewPonti I just really needed to get out of the house so I appreciate it
Im LT Dan see if you catch up ya gumps hahahahah
Humanlink1 the emphasis on "Ya Gumps" makes it
den?
@@manchesterisblue1023 There's a disconnect here
"Like, day ago - ON A CAKE, lest you forget!" XD
Amir knows what vaguely means!!!!!!!!
There's a disconnect here
+TheMcfearless123 Play it by year
+A Troll Named Rod 2011?
Alex Di angelo Vaugley, consider it dumb
Alex Di angelo Shut up Rod!!!!
I've been saying "ya gumps!" for years and totally forgot where it came from.
God these vids bring back so many memories. i was a freshman in HS when this one dropped and i remember the days of binging all of them
Same. Rewatching these old videos I can see that I left comments on some of them 10 years ago. Crazy.
I've watched and re-watched these for years. And this is the best of all the Jake tells Amir about the insane stuff he does ones. Genius.
A five spot and an Abe lincolner have both been added to my everyday vocabulary
Noticing Jake doing a little reciprocal dance at 0:45 is GOAT
This episode is pure gold from start to finish.
jake always seems to have the most vivid memory when reciting stories
This is the greatest of all the times Jake has a recalled Amir's actions
Look up Dog
Bus is good too
I love the way Jake bobs with Amir when he's talking about energy.
there's always an jake and amir episode you haven't seen.
for you
i wish
If ur sayin this 6 years ago yea lol
“A” Jake and Amir episode
This is still my fav one, i always think about "draining the main vein"
I say this all the time when I have to go. My wife always sighs, defeated.
"it sounded like a log being snaped on a rock we thought you broke youre neck" "you probably think think youre cooler then me" WTF
Amir's lil smile at 0:08 gets me every time lmao
IM STILL NOT OVER YOU PROBABLY THINK YOUR COOLER THAN ME BAHAHHA
I miss this. The best people for the best vídeos. Can't believe this was 9 Years ago. 😪
“String Beanis”😭😭😭
This is the best jake and amir episode 😆💯 it has the most replay value the story ones always do
Amir was about to rap "Drug Ballad" by Eminem
Back when mark walberg was marky mark...
I miss these
favorite episode
This is my favorite Jake and Amir ever. I LITERALLY started crying I was laughing so hard! Wow, I haven't laughed like that in a long time!
"im lt. dan, try and keep up with my ya gumps"
made me lol so hard :D:D
you my friend are a genius, this obsessive jake and amir watching will come to some good.
I'm not fond of this episode I feel like it's a public shaming of Amir
J.J Terry Excuse you!
J.J Terry Absolutely excuse you!
+LukeMM95 absolutely excuse you
Esqueese me!
I am a sad of you.
Sometimes nights are about what kind of energy you're able to infuse
"I'm lieutenant dan; see if you can keep up with me ya gumps"
This always make my day. The dialog is so witty.
"Do you dare me to kill myself"
"....no?"
"DE AL! ! You owe 500 dollars you hobbit"
This was the best narration ever.
wtf is with the virtual boy in the backround in all of jakes shots
Ikr? Wtf?
Please never stop making these. Ever.
Man I want to hear the rest of this story. I'm really interested to know how Amir, after all that, managed to still make it into work the next day.
Best Jake and Amir EVER! Never laughed so much at a video!!
Is Jake reading from the computer? Did he write this all down?
DrSherbyn Ahh you can see him reading from something on the table and the computer the entire time.
Possibly the best one I've ever seen.
"Im Lt. Dan! See if you can keep up with me ya gumps"
This has to be the first Jake and Amir that has left me completely in stitches.
Amir has a high opinion of himself, thinking he's a positive number on a scale of 1 to 10...
Did anyone see the virtual boy behind jake?
This is probably the best Jake and Amir video ever.
How is it that Jake is always obviously looking at the script and Amir seems to have it all memorized? lol
Still watching constantly.. i can not eloborate enough what j and a has down inmy life. Literally best show off all time
Now i have the mike posner song in my head
That slum busting Sasquatch owes me a five spot, an Abe lincolner
" I just drained the main vein on a cake lest you forget"
*Spurts out laughing*
I've seen this three times and tears still come on each vewing.
Lest I forgot, you did not pee on the cake.
Like, 25 seconds earlier.
"ya probably think, ya think you're cooler than me" -my favorite Amir Blumenfeld quote of all time
A little obvious that Jake is reading the screen there.
This is probably the best Jake and Amir in my opinion.
"Quote from video, but I can't actually choose one because they are all so funny"
Of all the Jake and Amir's and all the hilarious lines, for some reason the one that always gets me is Jake and his face when he says "ya gumps"
I just drained the main vein on a cake lest you forget!-_- best video in forever
This is probably my favourite episode of Jake and amir
Thanks for all the quotes! not like i already heard it in the video...
this is probably the best j and a ever! along with couples therapist one and two and amirs birthday :)
I feel like jakes responses are delivered so well and ive noticed they are what make me laugh the most
This is the best Jake and Amir ever! I never laughed so hard!
I tried to drain the MAIN VEIN. These are getting funnier and funnier, love it!
This is the best Jake and Amir by far
these kind of videos are the best. Where jake explains stuff to amir
Lol I think this is one of my favorite videos from them.
This is the funniest Jake and Amir in ages!
"Follow my pee to victory!" lmfao rofl "I'm Lieutenant Dan!" Seriously, this is some of the funniest dialogue I have ever heard. Great job!!!!
best one in a while
"You probably think, you think you're cooler than me" ahahahaha this has got to be a top ten amir line and top ten jakendamir=]
one of the all-time greats
This is probably my favorite Jake and amir because of how many funny quotes there are in it.
Ya gumps
hahah..
"ok, i'm not upset that you couldn't pee, i'm upset that you tried...!"
LMAO. xD
holy shit, this has to be one of the funniest videos on the internet...
I love these Jake and Amir's about what Amir did last night/earlier that day/when he was younger.
"You probably think, you think your cooler than me." *blank stare* funniest thing ever
They make a lot of it up on the spot. The outtakes are hilarious
This is one of the funniest Jake and Amir's, not gonna lie...