Global Pregdemic
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- Опубликовано: 13 янв 2022
- Hide your kids. Hide your wives. This variant is spreading like wildfire. The CDC is clueless. I called them and they hung up on me after I shared the info from this video. My guess is that they will increase social distancing to a minimum of 80 feet and we will be required to wear masks to cover every hole. Let's share this video seriously. Ladies and gentleman... we are entering a global pregdemic.
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“I got no hair man!”
*"You got it in another place. probably."*
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..oof
N
help
The eyebrows yeah
hol up
The... Armpit..
"we all know everyone within six feet can give pregnancy"
Also him:
*Forgets that he exists*
He tested negative for pregnancy. So that rules him out 😂😂
@@karunasethi6884 very epic logic
exactly
But he was negative
I was like wtf dym he already tested himself... But people already said it and he wasn't positive so it wasn't him
The way he flicked his pregnancy test in her face 💀
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There is pee her face now💀💀
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This guy's humor is 5 dimensions ahead of us
"We both took a pregnancy test"
Me : wait a dang minute
If you are a man and do a pregnancy test and it's positive. You have cancer
HOL UP WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
That means hes a girl Lmao
@@L0ad1ngYT Apparently if a male tests positive for a pregnancy test, it likely means he has testicular cancer
How he flicks her with the urine 😅😂
“My wife has been getting incredibly fat”
*marriage causes these issues*
No
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My dad be like:
@@Magda333 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆😂
🤣🤣🤣
I love that they're such apart of thier community that they get the mail man in on their bits lmaoo
wdym that's just Jay with a hair cut
@@lumonetic1124 😂😂😂
@@lumonetic1124😂😂😂
He has the most soothing voice
The wife too lol
" I got no hair man"
-" He's acting suspicious" 😆 🤣 😂
He having hair in one place tho-
@@vishwakmusic9314 yep his eyebrows 🤣🤣
@@unknownperson5390 I think he meant the d
@@FallenTS1 Yep you got it right lol
A can explein
“the goat from the petting zoo?”
IM DUING
duing 💗💗
I always dui of laughter at jay and Sharon's vids
There’s no other bad way then duing
Duing your mom
jk
@@itz_toca_darling5147 drive under the influence laughter??
Mailman: HEY I CAN EXPLAIN-
Jay: NO NEED TO EXPLAIN -Hits With A Golfstick-
“So we both got tested”
Mailman: "I got no hair man!"
Jay: *"You sure about that...."*
@Clara💫💦 Shut up
@Clara💫💦 Shut up
@Clara💫💦 Shut up
@Clara💫💦 Shut up
@Clara💫💦 Shut up
“Or was it the goat from the petting zoo-“ me wtf-
It was
Imagine if it ended with a “ baaah”
She must of did the red rocket treatment
That is how Lucifer was born
@@Username-xk9lx🤣
Can you elaborate in detail how this pregnancy infection occurs?
Lol😏😏😏
Well you see… 😏
Sometimes a virus and bacteria really love each other... no wait.. let me start again..
@@joostdriesens3984😂😂😂😂
A "Stick" goes into a hole in the "Ground" + 1-2 weeks = pregnancy infection
😂😂😂😂😂 these are too good…clearly we are seeing the work of a genius.
"wait bro I can explain"
*Proceeds to run into the van to escape*
jdplays809
_"Misdirection"_
💀💀💀💀💀🤣😂😂😂😂
Eyebrows
That killed me 💀😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Congratulations guys, I’m sure you’ll make wonderful parents ^-^🤗🎉
Si
The mailman*
Plot twist: he ain’t the parent😳😳
Edit: y’all fighting ima change it
@@HellooImCris111 na he was pregnant too
@@HellooImCris111 POV: you don’t know what pov means
"I got no hair man! "
Plot twist: him: *takes his eyebrow*
Are we not gonna talk about the shirt saying “Cheapreme” ? 💀
“Pregnancy Positive”
“So I quarantined her”
Lmao
Me realizing its a pull DOOR and she can easily open it
69 9 likes
It was the best option!
For how long😨
I love how you came up with terming as the global pregdemic. Happy for you both, congratulations!!
I like that new term. Congratulations to you both.
She's really pregnant?
@@007dhruv3 yes
@@flufhh really?
@@ainsley989 yes
Who is watching this after her second pregnancy announcement?
I love how good his relationship is wit his mailman😂
Mailman: “I got no hair man!”
Me: Eyebrows!
That was exactly what I thought. Haha
You guys are too innocent
@@harunpkfreelancer4024 Not innocent, just not super dirty minded
@@someone5946 look at the othee comments. You are the one in minority. So yeah
@@harunpkfreelancer4024 doesn’t mean I don’t get them just that it’s not what immediately came to mind
Congratulations. When Sharon shook her head as the specimen Jay's pregnancy test sprayed on her was hilarious. Who's idea was that?
My idea bro
@@keyboard1186 wat
@@KamikazePlane147 it was his idea bro
He did that in some previous video too I think
*anyway want sum pp enlargement pills for 10$ per kg?*
Is it just me that actually realised what it said on his shirt? 😂
*'Cheapreme'* 💀
“I immediately quarantined her”
“And left”
CONGRATS on the pregnancy I hope They will be healthy and live a good life. Y’all deserve to be happy I might not have been here right now if not for the content you guys publish
🙏
Hold up-
Depression
Same.
Wait run back the end of that
@@threshyofnola ok please elaborate, or don’t if you are uncomfortable
Worlds best pregnancy reveal ever
That mail man is dead my guy
He bout to be in a Comma for 10 years
😂
🤣🤣🤣 that Freeze Frame at the end while holding a golf club, about to strike the moment got me dying laughing
the fact that you are close enough to an actual mailman to get him in on the vid is pretty endearing
You are assuming it’s an actual mailman. It’s probably a friend or relative.
@@madcircle0461 if he's friends with or related to a mailman I'm still endeared. doubt that it's a fake considering the uniform pants and use of real mail truck as a prop.
CONGRATULATIONS!!I hope the baby is as healthy just like their mum and dad wishing for the best🤞
You mean the mail man?
The mailman
Shes dosent actually have the pregnancy disease lol
@@syarbannister3331 im not gonna r/wooosh you
r/ woosh what a clown right🤡 l
That baby wants the mail 😂😂
You have a great channel my dude. I’m wishing you and the family all of the success
“I got no hair man!”
**looks down**
That’s literally what I thought 😂😂😂
The look on his face when the mailman said "I have no hair man!". Lmao
Very sus of him to not have any hair 🤨
Who's got hair when you're bald
pluck his eyebrows
@@aliciatoutges2435 eyebrows or arms
I thought he would have plucked the eyebrow
ok now that is an ADORABLE goat! i kinda want it...
is it just me or their voice is so calm and soft
I’m so super happy for you guys!!!!😘🤗🙌🏽
much love
Ayyy you mean the lady really pregnant? Ouuuu i think they just joking😁
Anyway good luck with the pregnancy🤗🤗
WhAt u saying, his wife cheating on him by a mailman
@@possepi7029 no
@@JaySharon yeah,But will you give Sharon's child her surname,Your's,or the mail man's?
“My wife has been getting incredibly fat”
I’ve been rolling on the floor for 15 minutes
SAME XD
It’s not even that funny what r u 5?
There's nothing funny about being fat
A chuckle is fine, but rolling on the floor and having to write a whole comment on RUclips about it? 🗿
Who's keeping track of the time?
I like how the chair blocking the door is literally useless as the door opens the other way
So no one is gonna talk about how he got himself a pregnancy test?
Gotta admit, the "blocking the door with a chair" when the door opens *inward* may be the funniest thing in the video. :)
*THE LORE*
Lmfao
It stop the Handel from going all the way down to stop it from opening
U sure? I'm pretty confident that the chair is put there to stop the door knob, not the door itself
@@rubyyp2182 inward.
Mailman:"l got no hair man!"
Jay: shaving his eyebrows
Shaving the eyebrows won't do it. You need the root of the hair for DNA testing lol
That hair hehehehehe
@@silverbook4603 doesn't the eyebrows have
I absolutely love that you befriended your local mailman to make these videos
“My wife has been getting incredibly fat.”
I didnt realize it was this guy cause I wasn’t looking at my phone and I spit out my water in shock
When the baby tried to grab the mail and immediately knew it was the mailman's child. 💀
Lol
Nahhhhh really????
Man, I always want my dad to have a sense of humor like yours. I'm totally sure that the baby is going to come out happy and healthy!!! Congratulations! you bring too much joy for me.
Yo that's a virus dooode
It’s always the mail man 😂😭
Him:Or was it the goat from the petting zoo
Me:tf its a litteral animal that aint work like that....
congratulations guys!!! 🎉 i’m already sure you’ll be great parents
I'm pretty sure they just put some pillows
@FISH probably a virgin
@FISH fr
@FISH why, you mean orphans are pervs? Smuh
@@KamikazePlane147 she's really pregnant
Congrats! Please never change. Y’all’s sense of humor always brightens my day!
This video gave me an option at the bottom to look what my country does to prevent Covid-19 spreading and any information about that disease. ☣
This video talks about pregnancy. 🤰
I love the putting the chair on a door that opens the other way
"Jay I got no hair man" he's acting suspicious" got me dying 🤣
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How did I get 845 likes- tysm ♡
I cannot read 'suspicious' the same way ever again.
@@seventallion5112 Same, after a horrendous amount of sus jokes everytime I read the word "suspicious" I just chuckle
Yes
Congratulations y'all will be amazing parents ❤️☺️
sharon and the mailman?
@@JaySharon like my comment when?
👀
@@JaySharon no no😅
@Calistha"🔞🚭 i came
@Calistha"🔞🚭 please correct hoseok's spelling, it's 'hobi' not 'hopi'
Here she is inside a belly, and now she's trick or treating for a full 9 minutes. How time flies.
"I got no hair, man"
Me: Eyebrow hair
"Doctors suspected that she has been infected by PREGNANCY..."
We saw the video 😐
It's almost like we watched the same video! But... How could they be possible
The way he just flicked that test around and and….🤧😂🤣
I’m dying. Thank you. And congrats 🥳
What's really sad is that some people out there would ACTUALLY take this as faaaaact 😂😭🤣
“I got no hair main”
*Eyebrows have left the chat*
So sorry for your wife my mum was affected with pregnancy twice! She’s never been the same again 😢
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
same thing. first it was me, then it was a little demon 😔
@@drboyfailure Yeah, same here
CONGRATULATIONS! As soon as the video started and I realized what was happening it made me smile. You guys are gonna be a beautiful family💯🙏🏽
I love this couple. 😂 Congratulations not only on the new life but also with having a partner who shares your sense of humor. So happy for you both.
This is how logic worked during the pandemic😂
*When he shakes the pregnancy test and it sprinkles on his wife* gets to me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🔸Congrats you two 🤰🏻💞🧿🔸
I am scared of pregnancy
@Not Preston well I'm 23 and scared to see someones pregnant. Some ppl r do scared of things. And its not gonna waste other ppl's time. If u think its useless for u just leave it.
@Not Preston pregnancy can be very painful for some people, not to mention having to eventually give birth which is understandably terrifying, and then the possibility of postpartum depression
@@BROSKI6982 same bit of other people being pregnant but ME bc i’m les
@Not Preston goodness greseses
When he shook the “pee” off the pregnancy test lmao.
Wait a minute… if he tested positive he would have had testicle cancer lmao
On his wife
OK, I’m sorry the goat was crazy😂😂
"Could it have been the mailman?"
LMAO this was a running joke my family said about me when I was little as I was the only one born blonde XD
When you say "who will given her pregnancy"
I can't stop laughing 😂🤣
Shut up bot
Bot
@@theweekndcellar bruh, you can't even tell he's a bot.
@@realsky420 ok
@@realsky420 Look at his videos
Jokes aside, congratulations on the pregnancy! Y'all are going to be a great parent, and the baby gotta be lucky to have a parent that has good sense of humor HAHA
It's the mail mans
@@mc.ronald95 nah it's the Goat offcourse
@Drake Cordonnier she's prego he said it in the video.
@@mc.ronald95 the videos a joke she’s not pregnant lmao
@@DKMetcaIf she's definitely prego dude
How many are watching this after they announced another baby on the way😊😊😊
you guys come up with the most ridiculous yet funny scenarios
SHES REALLY PREGNANT THO? Omg, this is the best pregnancy announcement I’ve ever seen! I’m so happy for you guys! It’s crazy how excited I got, even tho I don’t actually know the two of you! Wishing your wife a peaceful and healthy pregnancy! Lots of love for the two of you and your little one!!
They already have a son
@@Roxyandwillow really?? That’s so cute!!! These two deserve all the happiness!
@@LovinSunshine97 they already have a son 69 years ago
edit: bro thanks for the likes 😵
23²²²
"infected with pregnancy"
"who could have given her pregnancy?"
omg this is hilarious 😂
CONGRATULATIONS ❤️
Ikr haha
Helo fellow Louie
@@atsspt Directioner too ✌️ hello
I've got a cat a mother and a son they're the sweetest they don't bite or scratch 😊
Me … 👀 later
AHHH MY GOD WHERE DID THAT HAND COME FROM
"Who could've given her pregnancy?"
*Yeah, about that-*
Triton, *E X P L A I N*
I think a little bit of actions going on
xTriton is sus
When the impostor is xTriton 😳
Hey! Where is my gun?
Omg !!! You guys !!! Congratulations 🥳♥️♥️ you both will be the best parents and your child will have a great sense of humour I can clearly say ♥️♥️♥️♥️🥳🥳🥳
Hope baby gets my sense of humor…not the mailman’s
@@JaySharon 😆😆😆Don’t worry he’ll get your sense of humour ♥️♥️♥️
@@sweetcheeks4864 lol😂🤣🤣
@@sweetcheeks4864 no they will get the mailman’s if you know what I mean
@@JaySharon what did u do to get her pregnant tho 🤨🍆
I thought this was a new upload seeing as y'all are expecting baby #2 now.😂 I got to the comments before I realised🤭
" i got no hair man"
Eyebrows:Hi
“Was it the goat from the petting zoo?”
GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 💀🥴
It’s so cool to see our 2010 emos are becoming parents now
Are you kidding me I spat my coffee onto my baby
@@kuroknight5103 oh shit, poor baby. I feel sorry for laughing.
@@kuroknight5103 cocoa baby
@@kuroknight5103 brown baby
@@kuroknight5103 boiled baby
I keep coming back to this to see the the Cheapreme T-shirt😂😂😂
Leaning the chair against a door that opens into the bathroom was a nice touch
Just a good thing to know - if a man actually takes a pregnancy test and it does come out positive, that could mean he may have testicular cancer. Worth taking one! :)
😲😳 good to know man!
imagine trying one as a joke with your wife, and then finding out that you have cancer
@@orangecat9559 your user is my reaction
@@orangecat9559 I would break down and start crying 🤣
It's interesting to know the woman's body sees a human fetus as basically cancer 😅
My parents describing to me pregnancy as a kid:
“Anybody within a 6ft radius can make a girl pregnant”
6 year old me for the next few years: **avoids absolutely everyone**
My parents told me that when you get married you get pregnant lol
Lol. You guys live in a world where internet doesn't exist 😂
My mom and dad said when you kiss someone
Bro my parents never even told me 💀
I learned from my fucking 6th grade teacher in science class (the medical way)
Why does that goat look suspiciously familiar to one of my goats?
"You're probably wondering how I got here"
"Stop-stop, i don't know that she's your wife"
-This mailman last word
"We all know anyone withen 6 feet could have given her pregnancy."
Made me fall on the floor laughing!!!
Eyyyy another JellyBean Fan :D
It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece
Lol and congratulations to the family
Hey fellow jelly children 😏💜
@@angel-.-windzz Hello fellow sibling 😏💜
We need a compilation of all the mailman's episodes.
An old man and woman (incredibly powerful married sorcerors) were bickering.
Wife: come near me with anything other than amorous intentions and I'll stick you.
Husband: amorous intentions? The thought makes me sick!
Wife: oh yeah, what if I told you I was pregnant?
Husband: I'd kill the mule...
Wife: *angrily leaps at him*
Funny enough, the books are mostly serious, so the comedy is a rare gem.
-Malazan Book of the Fallen
It’s funny that he sealed a door that opens inward with a chair under the handle
He placed the chair in such a way that you can't turn the handle downwards to open the door... (You might need to watch again)
Remember that;
To open the door, you have to turn the handle... If you can't successfully turn the handle, It doesn't matter if it opens inward or outward...
@@peterojo3392 you can turn the handle upward.
Noticed that too!!!
I once posted my pregnancy test online to surprise my friends , but they thought I was getting a positive covid 😂😂😂 back then in 2022 😂😂
Doctor : “she is infected by-......
*P R E G N A C Y* ✨
Can we just talk about how relaxing his voice is? 😂
No