Trump Touts More Phony Accomplishments: The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
- Just like with his arms deal with Saudi Arabia and his tax reform push, President Trump makes a show of signing an infrastructure plan without actually accomplishing anything.
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"So many walls, so many walls. My pen is like a Mexican." I fucking died. 😂
Black Omega X I had to scroll forever just to find someone quote this. thank you.
Black Omega X his writing team is fucking hilarious
I get it. It's like a Mexican because the walls do nothing to stop him from crossing into where he wants to go by flying over or going around them and serve only to distract from the real problems in their lives that have nothing to do with immigration.
I actually paused the video so I could do the maze myself because I'm that compulsive.
Can't believe we reached a point where buzz overused words became i'm dead or I died - but yes here we are.
I don't know what's worse: Trump's bs, or the fact that he sticks with it when called out
Danyal Mohammad
Pretty sure he's been proven right on every tweet
2764
Is that sarcasm?
Danyal Mohammad are the white public apologists who defend anything he says
I'm surprised all is hair has not fallen out due to his lies, hypocrisy, immaturity, immorality, his constant stupidity.
This is the question should this be a President of the United States
I howled with laughter at seeing Trevor with his tiny desk & BIGGLY pencil. Love the way he presents reality to us. Laughter is the best medicine.
He thinks having a tiny desk makes his hands look bigger.
Lmao. How did America elect this guy? Seriously.--from the rest of the world.
Dave SOLEMI I'm from America and I'm even shocked how this guy was elected
America has too parties, and the democrats rigged their primaries so that someone corrupt and almost equally unlikable ran against him. Democracy fail
truest shit.
Dave SOLEMI It still surpises me too but I know one of the reasons is that many of us didn't bother to vote, thought there would be no way America was stupid enough to elect an idiot TV star...we were wrong:( many of us regret not voting.
Dave SOLEMI Russia voted this fool in !!
He leads us to believe he's signing a bill into law, and he's signing a freakin' memo!! OMG people!!!
I solved The Little Mermaid maze. Do I qualify for president now?
MovieBuffGinna No. You're too smart.
MovieBuffGinna I'm sorry that makes you too smart
You do better then the guy already doing it
Youre overly qualified ... Nextttttttttt 😝😂(traitor supports logic)
MovieBuffGinna yes
Every day, it gets more embarrassing to be an American...
Black Omega X Honestly I'm not embarrassed at him, shocked maybe...
Black Omega X, it's reached the point that I dread checking the news each day to see what he's done that day.
Ikr
Black Omega X Same
Viktoria Magrey Oh geeze man you killed me my god!! XD XD
Does anybody else see the irony in letting Trump plan the future of airlines... considering he bankrupted his own????
Adam Tritt but he's not this was just his memo to Congress. no plan outlined as all of trump plans, just show and empty promises
Adam Tritt
Oh, now You are Way to 8ntelligent to be playing with the Don Drama Game.
Will we EVER get ANY normal Ethical Reality from MS News Media and/or Congress - ever again?
Nope
Trump is like a used car salesman he's trying to sell the same old s**t that doesn't work
He won the presidency he’s more successful then you while you’re still bitter and angry that your queen killary lost and her black pet obummer lost haha
COVFEFE with cream please!
Jose Rivera lmao It's not long before Starbucks starts making it
VilifyExile PASTRESTRE
Vincent Rather omg
doesn't make sense because it's an actual word.
Lord Chanka what's the definition
JOKE of a president...
Feroza Akther Nah, a joke would make me laugh.
Petja Ojanen a trumptard
Feroza Akther he was pretty funny on that wrestling show.
Feroza Akther You can't call that clown a joke .
Feroza Akther exactly
I almost feel bad for trump. It has to be hard to be a con man when you're in a position that has every word out of your mouth fact checked within an hour or less and 70% of your marks know you're lying from jump. Then add in the fact that he can't even disappear when the con starts falling apart. It's hard out here for a con man.
Noel Crenshaw wow, such a great view. Why isn't this on top?
Listen Chiko.. In America first you get the power... nough said! -
R.I.P Mr. Tony Montana.
Noel Crenshaw oK
@Leslie Rodriguez he may not really be a racist, he could be using those ignorent and disgusting beings as his base by playing along, he is that kind of person
*"Trump wants TO BE president
but not DO president"*
-- good short summary for non-Americans to understand a bit of what kind of person Trump is.. :/
Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice Your channel gave me brain aids.
Can you say it in a more unbiased manner?
How can actual facts be biased?
I can say it, we are stuck with a POTUS who has no idea how to be a President!
Warren Lauzon What facts ?
LMAO talking about the future but tryna bring back coal🙄🙄
Ashley this comments needs more likes
Lol not just coal, Clean Coal whatever that means!!! Lol
and when we run out of coal they'll be blaming the whole world for tricking and leading them into coal mining lmao
Francky48 - What it really means is that they wash the coal... in local streams and aquifers that people drink from. 😡
ikr that's what I was thinking lol
LoL, four years of Noah roasting Trump....
Mask ,greatest thing ever ! I'm done with music , I got this !
8 years, actually. let's admit, some people are stupid enough to vote for him again. xD
TRUMPSTER NEEDS IT !!!
he will not last that long
Like a real freedom fighter, Trevor, Seth & Colbert holding it down..
Trump is as useful as a red light in GTA
Peetar Ster or the road lanes in it
Peetar Ster Or Law enforcement
Peetar Ster Better dead than red
I like to follow traffic lights in GTA and try to drive like real life. It's harder than it seems lol
Yeah but boring lol. Bites being bounded by reality and society thus the breaking of the rules clearly makes it thrilling
Am I the only one that immediately tried to solve the maze before they stopped showing it? =P
I had to rewind a few seconds back, but I got it.
didn´t finish
I got it :)
Thortok2000 I solved it. I'm now qualified to be president.
Thortok2000 No and that's why I like forums like this. We are crazy!! I love it
"So many walls, so many walls. My pen is like a mexican" HAHAHAHAH
Is it just me, or did Trump say "Where's our leader?" after signing?
Roberto Coutinho he actually said that.
Yeah. What does it even mean?
Possibly that he's not the one leading the US... Just saying.
lol I think he meant the house leader, but it's still funny to think otherwise
I heard that too
A tiny desk for President Tiny Hands
I agree, but because it became such a big deal during the primaries, anything described as "tiny" just reminds me of "tiny hands" now
I saw a pic of hands next to Tyson's, and they didn't look small though?
But a big chair for his big ego.
Stephanie Aguilar where's President Hillary Clinton's desk 🐸🐸🐸🐸
Abraham Rivera Next to all Donald Trump promises. 🐓🐓🐓🐓
MAN that's some powerful stuff. "No more lies"!!! It could be an anthem for a protest movement.
Trevor is crushing it!
0:27 Ted Cruz: "This has to be the darkest day in my life"
Hey somebody else noticed the pathetic moment!
he got his Presidential souvenir Pen handed to him. He's happy.
Trump reminds me of that kid at school who always just tells all these bullshit stories but then never has anything to back it up.
Cmon, you know what I'm talking about. Every school has someone like that
Gaming With NewDawn fuck yeah
You're right on that. Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy.
I was that kid and I am offended by your comparison.
I'm ashamed to admit that I used to be that person. Yeah, I was pretty childish back then. :/
In school, fitting into the social hierarchy is the central facet of most kids' lives. Making up stories to impress people is one tactic to enhance one's status. But fortunately we grow out of that as we mature.
Right? RIGHT?!
I miss having a president that acted and behaved like an adult.
I'm seeing less and less trump supporters
Kelvin Oliver Lol he's destroying his own supporters lives too😂
Kelvin Oliver it's because they don't play with shit.They flush it.
Kelvin Oliver he's polling at like 38% or something
They all caved to specific videos/channels and pat each other on the back there. Honestly it would be fine if there wasn't so many obvious lies and destruction that Trump did already. I mean he is literally recorded lying and also talking how to con people. He was always going for "feelings" even when he was running for president and likes to make things "stick".. Like Make America Great Again, the bellow average people like the sound of something like that and even defend him now when he brought USA to a new low. I don't remember USA this weak in the world ever, and I'm not speaking military.. military will always be strong. I'm speaking about everything else that has gone to shit since he became president. America is great and can issue sanctions and things like that ONLY BECAUSE IT HAS ALLIES in the world, doesn't he know how much USA sacrificed since WW2 to make america where it is now? As global leader! Politics is not just having an strong military and saying "WE ARE BEST AND GREAT"... if this continues other major nations will take parts of the "global cake" from USA. China and Russia especially
hello ! can you see me ?
Great work Mr. Noah! Keep up the great work!!
Thank you Trevor for pointing out what the "performance" signing really is.
Let's be honest.... who paused the video to do the maze at 1:00?
(Me. 😁 )
DrakeMarvell I went back after I read your comment!
I completed the maze before it was taken off screen.
Get good, newb.
DrakeMarvell hahaha
I just wanted confirmation I wasn't the only one. Thank you!
Noah just gets better and better. Stewart made a good choice.
His "Trump voice" has certainly grown in strides the last few months
who else if doing STUPID things around the world that's in a powerful position, and that's American...hmmm theres only ONE " our dear leader Drumpf"
Josh Wilson not really he sucks. About as humorous as a 90 year old grandma
all this clown does is rip trump, every single god damn episode of his show
Josh Wilson you know Noah and Colbert have a team of writers behind them so they just read what those writers wrote.. you're being fooled and it's hilarious how naive liberals really are
Trevor you give me Life!!!! Funny as hell...
Last time I was this early Trump made a scene overseas
That moment when that "Billionaire" President still keeps making "Poor" decisions in office.
smh.
J.R Kidd underrated comment
Why do you have quotations around billionaire?
Alex Massie because we only have his word.
Alex Massie the dumpster is broke!! he lies about his worth and just about everything else!! he makes things out to be better than what they really are!! thats how he got away with bilking people out of their money and not paying people for the work they have done!! thats why american banks wont touch him!!and the fact that he claimed bankruptcy five times!! the dumpster is a attention seeking dickwad and needs to feel like hes doing something!! IMPEACH THAT BASTARD!!
Just ask Obama, he deported my brothers even though they were legal residents in this country 🙃
That's where Trump belongs. At the kiddie desk.
His supporters will believe everything & that's all he cares about. It's why this administration is so fucking scary.
Exactly, it is like the tale of the Emperors Clothes, the whole world is watching and regardless of your political views, we all know that what is happening is not normal, yet there is nothing real being done to stop this.
orange ball of failure trump is like that kid from school that tells all these bullshit stories that never happened and nothing to back it up.
orange ball of failure Okay how about you? You're talking shit about us and you call a talk show a credible source and I've seen your previous comments on every Anti Trump video, which indicates that this is all you do! My my, you damn leftists are bloody funny hypocrites 😂😂😂
orange ball of failure just like all the libtards believed the BS that Obama shovelled out
orange ball of failure I remember you
However, his use of spray on suntan is an actual accomplishment
HighGeneral Blitz or fail 😂😝🍊
I can't believe I am about to say this, but I'm scared for America. Like you guys are totally f*****! Like what were you guys thinking? I mean now it's done, but why isn't anyone doing anything about it? You gonna go through this for 4 maybe 8 years? Dang. I send my condolences..
Zainab M. Adam we all do #worldwar 😔
Zainab M. Adam trump bought the white house so its not our fault
Actually Africa is doomed with Boko Haram and other conflicts
Zainab M. Adam EXACTLY- Folks will be reactive not proactive!
But yall letting china take over n white people run yall. Yall not to better off
*Trump signed a paper*
'SEE!? TRUMP DID SOMETHING!! HE DID MORE THAN ANY PRESIDENT!! HE---signed a paper..again....and again.'
with a crayon while sitting at the kiddie table and promptly turned and sucked Ted Cruz's tit....smh. What a toddler!
Well it's the president's job to sign an executive order and show the cameras. What else is he supposed to do? 😐
AnimeJT Shadow - I believe the word you are looking for is "WORSE". You should at least use proper spelling and grammar if you are calling someone out on the same.
Hello America, how's thing going down there? #asianspeaking
Yoga Pratamawadi
Terrible #AmerianSpeaking
N-not now bro. Currently stocking up canned goods in my Trump-proof Shelter.
Yoga Pratamawadi
Welp .... blacks still have it bad.....not as bad as Hispanics or middle westerners though . #blackmanspeaking
Darkwireman never knew such a thing like that exist in the first place. I wish you good luck bro
Anthony Stromer and asians
Perfect! Trevor, you give us hope with laughter. Thank you. :)
A MEMO??? hahahaha no binding effect! LMAO!!! .. what TAX deal??? Trump is such a pathological LIAR!!!
Don't forget incompetent.
did anyone else stop the video to do the mirmad maze?
yup! The route is via the bottom-left. basically a |__
Erica Davis yep
Nah, I didn't even paused to solve it. :D
i was just about to ask the same thing
LOL I was about to ask
This "so-called" presidency is both surreal and exhausting. Where's my Xanax...
Trevor at the tiny desk with the super huge pencil. iDied laughing!
iDied? Is death a Apple only privilege now? Do i have to pay Apple 999$ to die?
welp, im gonna be immortal because i will never pay that
DrBraxy Gilkey .
I'm from New Zealand our prime minister has a 72 percent approval rating your all welcome to move here
Bill English is not the bets PM but at least he's competent and doesn't throw tantrums on twitter.
LOL... New Zealand has very tight immigration laws, and has a natural wall... thousands of miles of oceans.
I'd move there to get as far from the filth overflowing here, but I suspect New Zealand, like other prosperous countries is also on a suicide mission and is now favoring third worlders over Westerns
2 years later and he's actually lost more brain cells.
Thanks The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.:) "He wants to Be President; He doesn't want to DO President?:D
0:28 Trump says "where is our leader" ...
Jesse R lol
This show rocks!
Please stop saying "in 8 yrs." One term is 4 yrs and he'll be lucky if the Republicans maintain control of after the mid-terms.
LimeGreenNewb He will Never make it to the end of his first term. Republicans are idiots for supporting him as their candidate, but they are smart enough to know when the house is on fire to run out and call for the water hoses.
Margo Romero you underestimate human stupidity and pride. theyb will never admit that they're doing mistake
If i had to bet, I would say the odds are he will not go 8 years....unless something changes dramatically. BUT, it is going to be very hard for the Republicans to loose control at the mid-terms when you consider who is at risk of even having a close race for their seat. Divisive politics leads to entrenched Houses.
Man. I love Trevor's Trump accent
me too, I repeated several times
Well when you do it atleast ten times every day you too would be good at it
he may like turkey bacon
Lena Rushing lol
so when
I do too. There's a hint of Jerry Lewis in it.
Your video is such an amazing mix of meaningful information and well-timed humour!
#Journalism2017 #teamtrevor
I always enjoy the comment section in Trevor's videos....
Smoke and mirrors, embarrassing actually, and a sad nightmare for Americans and friends and allies of the US.
That's right Trump only wants to be president but doesn't want to do the job of the president..
Literally stopped the video to solve the maze
Becky Mason
You needed to stop the video? XD
Reydriel He'd fail at AGDQ easily.
Becky Mason I solved it. I'm now qualified to be president.
Shrek's Brotherhood, more qualified than the current president.
My pen climbed over the walls.
Anyone else paused the video to solve the mermaid puzzle? lol
Point Less it's called the tiny Mexican
Unfortunately all his followers still believe that he has done a lot. :-(
Trevor's accents are AMAZING!
lol everybody jobs,jobs,jobs 😅😅😅😅
Is this the only President that has run his own television commercials ? , telling America how great he is and all that he's accomplished . what the fuck! ,
Did I hear him say "where's our leader?" at the end of the signing?
Sérgio Dinis Lopes he really said that.
This might not be a bad thing. Trump loves to sign things but if all the shit he signs don't accomplish anything and his base falls for it, I think I'm ok with that
Until you realize he also signed the AHCA, which spells doom for many many Americans in the future...
I thought it was so hilarious when trump just handed his pen to Cruz after he finshed. 😂
So, what you're saying is that they gave Trump a playset so he can be entertained?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I bet you're a really fun person at parties :/
Sealandball how much do you love Trump?
+hpso How much do you hate him?
MisterSinister Hate him? I don't. Do I think he's fit for this job? I don't.
but flint still has piss water. #priorities
That's why his motto is called "America First" but you liberals are too butt hurt to care about America anyways
Trumps admin sent 200 million to flint
Teach The People actually Obama singed the bill and authorized the grant in Dec 2016
Teach The People NO HE DIDN'T ! Money went to Flint from PRESIDENT OBAMA'S grant in December. It took trump 6 months to get the money to them - he couldn't figure out how to get out of it.
In moments like these you just need something to cheer you up. Trevor you are the best. People hate the truth and they can't stand to see others cheering themselves up in tough times. All we can do is laugh because laughter is our medicine for times like This. Keep up buddy
Last time I was this early, I wasn't late for school.
I love his Donald Trump impersonation
He's creating new ways to not do his job! My cat would do a better job!
love you trevor.!! you make us blush.
Yes! Black women reporters!
#AllLivesMatter
James Willhelm I SCREAMED lol
You referring to the 'Wilhelm scream'? If so, then bravo.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_scream
I am black and I support that. show support to BLM if you believe so.
Jed Vassallo: That was a very cool connection you made there. I'd never heard of it. I love trivia like that.
Trevor is so funny true and handsome. I love this show.
I fee like trevor noah has really found his voice, like he wasn't very strong of a host when he started
He's gotten used to the job, finding his sense of humor.
I feel like he spent his early time figuring out how he'd replace stewart.
SoulSukkur agreed, while he's still not at Jon Stewart's level, but to be fair, nobody in the current late night biz is either.
I think Seth Meyers comes pretty close, he has a very personal style which I like. Also, he doesn't fall for the obvious jokes, like the covfefe one, but he is more serious about it, kind of a mix between Jon Stewart and John Oliver.
SoulSukkur - He had big shoes to fill. It is hard to follow a legend. At least he did it faster than the "new" potus trying to follow President Obama.
He hosts the show, but he doesn't always get to say what goes. His Between the Scenes stuff is where you get to see how good he actually is. Ironically, the Orange Fuhrer has been somewhat of a Godsend. He's been talking about his own buffoon of a President for years and some could say, it prepared him to lead us through this ridiculous period in American history. Bla bla bla, bla bla bla.
With that expired orange in office we are officially the biggest joke of the world
Mr. Plinkett We've always been the bigger joke in the world. Why do you think we elected him? You liberals are so blind to think that other countries have hated us for the past decades and it's so fucking retarded that you pretend to say that Trump ruined America's relationships with so-called "allies" in which we had to pay for with America tax payer money.
Screw the Allies because Saudi Arabia isn't our friend either, and neither is Russia, how did the same people who were here for the "Cold War " allow themselves to do these incredible mental gymnastics in order to become Russia supporters and the deals with the Saudi Arabia become sympathizers last I checked my relatives were killed, bombed and poisoned fighting in Saudi Arabia. Without resorting to name calling or mindless political rhetoric explain to me why this is okay now, not much has changed in those countries since we had a beef with them back in the day so what makes it different now?
My pen is like a Mexican
Jamaican lobster : TF dude
I totally did that maze while it was up.
America is being ridiculed by the actions of this old man. He may be good as a Businessman , But as the President of the USA?? well, may be not .
Shahriar Mahmud Define good, cause he is not good as a businessman.
He's a horrible businessman!!
www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/donald-trumps-13-biggest-business-failures-20160314
His business acumen is overrated; he was bailed out of bad business ventures by his father several times and most of his money is in licensing his name due to people believing he's successful instead of being successful. Which is a perfect allegory for his presidency when you think about it.
Shahriar Mahmud *cough* *cough* bankrupted several times.
Spectra Light
6 to be exact. The Government, (i.e. Taxpayer dollars) bailed him out of four of them.
It's so great getting the real news from the Daily Show!
Hahahahaha... love it.. "My pen is like mexicans" very tru , Im myself a mexican and I find it hilarious , pretty smart amigo.
Now all we need to do is update our schools so we can stop pushing out idiots.
NinjaOnANinja yep
From President Obama to President Drama!!!!!
Trumps a sick drama queen pig.
I thought Trevor would've had something funny to say about Trump handing the pen over to Ted Cruz at 0:25.
Well at least Trump can say he is right about fake news because he puts out the fake news for them LOL
Trevor is where I get my news from lol so many radio shows are bised and news outlets are boring lol this is funny n accurate
Did I just hear trump say " where's our leader"? At 28 seconds
LUIITWO TIMES he did
Its not legal, he's not using his purple crayon.
Love you Daily Show, thank you for ending lies.
Can someone figure out what it said on the document he signed at the end?
“Himself” is all front and no back.
I am loving this!!!! Trevor you are damn good!
The firing of the FBI Director.
My question to you, America, "What is the impact to the ongoing investigation, on Trump-Russia?"
I will just say one thing.
"Covfefe."
When Trevor pulled out the small desk, I lost it😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻❤️
Jon Stewart's channeling into him with that tiny desk :D
and i the only 1 who paused to do the puzzle
Pulled out a tiny desk and a big pencil 🤣🤦🏽♂️
Trevor you are so right his very own high chair and the maze nice with the wall joke on point
"Finally ... finally" .. Have you noticed how Trump repeats himself when he knows he's lying?
He says sir a lot when he is lying too.
Trevor is always so right-on!
not even thirty seconds I'm already pissed off. is that normal?
Emmanuel Alejandro Yes 😡
Never, ever lose your sense of outrage!
-Bernie Sanders