@@beenaplumber8379 We have a successful mandatory voting system shared by a number of nations & recognised as most successful democratic electoral system in the world (to remove opportunity of fanatics commandeering elections- lunatics taking over the asylum as in USA Nov 5th 2016) , we have a more than 2 Party System, we have a preferential electoral system, we have one man-one vote- all votes equal (*no electoral college nor gerrymander😱), we have a Federal election & have the State Commitees & vote counters independently employed & completely removed from any political party. We elect PMs & Parliament can & does call new elections (& referendums) any time between their term of Office expiry.(4 years) . I would be interested in know who, in your opinion- PM you considered loony? Quite seriously there always is only a small degree of separation b/w the two elected parties (unless you are a "fanatic"). Unfortunately the Trump45 Virus spread to Australia (but only small % of the population is infected)👍👏😊.
Well, one of my favorite actors, George Cooney. Brad Pitt comes off arrogant. I know someone who stated, Brad Pitt hasn’t the capacity to be loyal to any woman he is in a relationship with. He’s also not that great of an actor. His good looks definitely was his asset!
VOTE I was a democratic judge for 12 years I worked in a Russian Area They were so happy to have the opportunity to vote & actually count They would be standing in the cold 3 blocks down It was great U HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO VOTE IF u don’t like the choices USE U VOICE. WORK FOR U CHOICE Don’t Be Apathetic U FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT
ma'am...thank you for bringing this to the table...and you can "yell" all you want because a lot of people just.don't.listen...and don't get the point...
When I think of the women who were abused and diminished when they fought for the right to vote, it is inconceivable to me that any woman in this country would pass on this important privilege and duty. Please---everyone---register and VOTE!
@olga138 let me be more clear women vote off emotion men vote on logic. Kamala campaign tell you Republicans want to ban abortion. That not true, abortion has been given back to the states for America citizens vote on directly. They have convinced many women that you right are at stake if you vote Trump. So tell me how big of a concern was it to the democrats when Biden and Kamala did nothing about it for 4 years? If you have no concern in abortion then tell me a policy of Kamala that has or will benefit Americans?
I wanted to vote for McGovern and against Nixon in 1972, but I was only 17. I couldn't wait to register to vote when I turned 18 in 1973. The voting age had recently been lowered and I was excited to vote in the 1974 midterms. I can't fathom how so many young people today don't vote!
I wanted to vote for McGovern too, but I was only 6! I attended our local Democrat caucuses (and voted for delegates) when I was 17, registered within days of my 18th birthday, and less than a month after my 18th birthday I cast my first vote - against Reagan! My state (MN) was the only state that Reagan didn't win, so I was on the winning side! Or so I tell myself...
In Australia we have compulsory voting, so if you don’t vote you get fined. It’s one of my favourite features of our electoral system, if you live in a democracy it’s your duty to vote.
I turned 18 in 1971 and worked for a few weeks as a volunteer on the McGovern campaign and was proud to vote for him in 72. I've only missed one POTUS election because I was out of country in 1984 and didn't file an absentee ballot. I knew Reagan would win in a landslide so my one vote against him wouldn't have changed a thing. But this year, every vote is needed because we are not going back. Harris/Walz 2024!!
Pitt is so good with comedy. They both are. Not just a pretty face. When the world hurts this much, you need to laugh. Thanks folks. ✌️ EDIT: i love Oprah’s jump suit! Very DEVO working class hero.
I feel an optimistic wave of positive change for our fragile environment, equality, health care, and overall compassion for our humanity❤ I'm voting for Harris. I live in TX. Most of my Texas "circle" doesn"t understand Trump supporters. UNFORTUNATELY, I feel it's greed from oil industry and/or racism. Let's vote! Harris/Waltz
Seventh generation Texan here. Vote Blue up and down the ballot so that we can rescue the middle class. Government of the rich, by the rich, and for the rich is destroying this state and country.
About 20 years ago, the first thing I did as I was leaving the Naturalization Ceremony was registering to vote in one of the booths outside the arena and I have been voting since (I also vote for primary elections)
Good evening from Switzerland, we vote 4 times a year. YOU are the greatest country , which means it should no problem for its citizens to vote ONCE every 2 year.
OMG! THANK YOU JIMMY AND OPRAH! I am overseas and been trying to check on my registration to vote if I don't get back to the US in time. But I wasn't getting good information from the register office. This cleared it up I went to the website that Oprah said and I got it done.
@@amazedsatsuma You do know it's a deep red state & town... right lol maybe you should listen to what the actual residence are saying and not ALT LEFT dying late night show hosts lol
I'm an Independent. There are things about both parties I like and dislike. That being said, Donald Trump is not fit to serve, unless you mean in the self serving sense. Look closely people. This is Donald Trump. He could give a damn about you, and we could lose the republic!
@@elcid2865 Article 1 states: “The peoples of the Americas have a right to democracy and their governments have an obligation to promote and defend it.” It also states that: “Democracy is essential for the social, political, and economic development of the peoples of the Americas.” Don't see the word democracy in the Declaration of Independence. Would you prefer we move to an autocracy? Triump will give you that.
@@elcid2865 Seriously dude, do you not listen to the man?! Type in Trumps 'Agenda 47'. While YOU may think Trump is cleaning up Dodge, in reality he is dismantling any who stand in his way of absolute authority of the Presidency. Trump kniows the system now. He did not do it before, but he is promicing retribution and retaliation for any who stand in his way. Who else does that? A dictator. Maybe that's your idea of a republic or democracy. It ain't mine!
That opening with Pitt and Clooney was great, the Don Jr air quotes and his lisp 🤦🏻♀️, the trump old McDonald’s song and Oprah with her message to register and vote and she looks so wonderful. Finally conquered her life long weight problem. Great show Jimmy! As usual
Another Canadian here. I follow your politics in amazement. We are close neighbours, are affected by the madness over the border, and can't vote. If you have that privilege, please vote. Vote for the world.
I'm Canadian and have always been proud to vote since the age of 18, whether it was a mayor, provincial Premier (Canadian version of US governor for state) , to federal elections.
These celebrity flashy millionaires think they can beat up women and bail themselves out. Take away his gold and what do you have ?? A punk who is incapable of being a gentleman.
Jimmy Kimmel conveniently went on summer vacation after hosting a Biden fundraiser in L.A. before his debate disaster and overthrow by the Democrats. He didn't have to cover any of that and look like a hypocrite.
🎶 It's fun to fly on Jeffrey's plane/ It's fun to fly on Jeffrey's plane/ You can do whatever you want/ Even grab 'em by the... 🎶 -YMCA parody by Robby Roadsteamer
I would be overwhelmed if Oprah came and urged me to vote. However, I have been voting every since I was old enough to register. I remember how strange it felt back then to be allowed to do that. I urge everyone to vote. Don't sit back and let others decide for you who will govern this country. I will be voting 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
In America, the result of the Presidential election, and others, is decided by:- One third of the population who vote Democrat, one third who vote Republican and one third who don't bother to vote at all.
Why would Oprah requesting people vote be overwhelming for you? She's just another US citizen who understands the importance and value of voting. You might need to take her off the pedestal and view her as a person just like you.
@@sharonlholmes7857 She’s not “just another US citizen “. I think I can safely say she’s made more of her life than the majority of citizens. She didn’t get where she is by luck, she worked damn hard for it, so a little bit of respect wouldn’t go amiss. I certainly don’t hold her on a “pedestal “ but respect where it’s due.
As a black woman she definitely doesn't take voting for granted. Between fighting to get the right to vote and fighting to be able to exercise it, that any 18 year old can do it now is certainly a duty and a privilege.
💯💯💯 It took til 1920 for women to get the right to vote, but it took until the Voting Rights act in the 60s for women of color to get full voting rights. Suffrage is very precious and it was purchased with hard work, suffering and lives. We must cherish it and exercise it enthusiastically!!🌊💙🇺🇸🗳
Way out of pocket comment and this black woman doesn’t speak for me. The left has been taking us for granted for decades. From the economy to education to life quality we’re falling further behind as each year passes. We’re in the wrong god d*mn country!
The ending was the best part. When I was 19 in 1968, I could not vote. The age was 21. Lowering the voting age was just one of the many rights we have secured over the decades. We're not going back.
GA and KY voting age in 1968 was 18. Like beer drinking and draft for military. Now, all 50 states vote at 18. No draft. Voluntary armed forces, but registration. Drink at 21. Please vote in 2024. Thank baby boomers for changes
@bettyjones113 ... I grew up in California. I might be wrong about the age for state elections, but for the presidency that was a major issue. Young men could be drafted but not vote for the commander in chief.
@@RadagastBrown420 Source? I always thought that felons were felons, and that they are not authorized any privileges or rights. They gave up all that when they commited a crime or crimes. Yes, when you are a convicted felon, you gave up your rights.
@@mysticmac7 who? Oh yeah, the son of the President they tried to impeach on nothing and suddenly* lost interest the day Joe Biden decided not to run anymore! * wich isn't suspiciously saying "wich hunt" or "election interference" AT ALL, NO SIR!
@@ohmoflife1I know very few people in their 60s that look as good as those two. I mean, they’re incredibly wealthy and famous so that’s not shocking. We could probably all look pretty damn good with the right people and money behind us. But I think it’s pretty bold to suggest that they don’t look good for their ages
As a Canadian I find it utterly bizarre that automatic voter registration is not standard across the entire United States. It sometimes seems that the American election system is focused more on making it difficult for citizens to vote than on getting citizens to vote. I believe that some countries even have laws requiring people to vote. The United States is certainly at the opposite end of the spectrum.
You bring up important points. It seems some politicians ARE trying to make it hard for people who oppose them to vote. Seems to me it would be easier to try to win them over to your side than to suppress their vote.
Greetings from Belgium, a country where voting is madatory, on Sundays, and all you have to do is bring your ID-card, wich has a chip on it, because everyone is registred from his birthday on. Of course we don't have an electoral college. But we also don't have 50 states forming one giant country.
First you had Brad Pitt and Clooney do a great skit, then bringing out Oprah to get that girl to register to vote was classic. You out did yourself last night Jimmy. 🎉👍🏻💯🇺🇲💙
Exquisite montage w/“Old McDonald”. Thanks for the laughs, we need you & are grateful for you Jimmy. And ,just say sending good thoughts for your son & s speedy healing since his most recent surgery. He’s a courageous kid! Terrific family. And looks like a terrific family all around. Thanks for that, too. 👏👏💙💙💯🇺🇸💙💙
Hearing an official say "Freakoffs" is probably the funniest thing. 🤣And why is it that whenever someone's charged with some of the most horrendous crimes Trump is always there?
@druellapartee2010 because it's an intricate part of this horrible case! Your opinion doesn't matter to homeland security or SDNY. They only care about the facts. These are the facts. Read the unsealed indictment. 🙄
@@druellapartee2010 It's not an interpretation or an opinion, diddy named them that. The explanation is written in the indictment if you would care to read it
They actually voting for Trump. They are having a very bad time. And it's not about pets. It's very dangerous there. I'm not American so I get news different. There is something bad happening in Springfield
Thank you, Oprah and Jimmy. EVERY person with power and influence needs to be stepping up NOW to help us get every eligible American registered to vote, and checking to make sure their registration is up to date/valid, AND that all of us pitch in to help get family, friends, neighbors, elders to the polls. It's time to say goodbye to Trump, Vance, and MAGA once and for all.
I don't suppose you're afraid to admit the same for Hunter Biden right? Or maybe the big guy was the one sneaking in all the coke so he could try to get a coherent sentence out.
My question is. Why can Don Jr get away with snorting Coke and let everyone know he is doing it but Hunter Biden gets persecuted for doing the same thing. There is absolutely no justice.
In one of the books regarding Donald Trump, there was a quote stating that the former president said “if you say something enough, the people will believe it”. Does that sound familiar?❤
Absolutely! I told a relative that... sadly, it didn't seem to matter. They still think he's honest and 'God's hand is on the election'. Tired of those who deny the previous election and want to blame God for their choices, I pointed out that 'God isn't voting, you are. Accept responsibility for your actions.' It wasn't well-received... but it didn't make it any less true.
I am 76 and have never missed voting in a national election. It is MT duty and my pleasure to support the Constitution. I go to the voting place every time. Well except for covid we had a local election. Vote people for your children your grandchildren.
@jimmyconnolly3461 Funny that Jimmy Kimmel went on summer vacation after hosting a Biden fundraiser in L.A. and didn't have to cover his debate and overthrow by the Democrats!
Kimmel has more prominent stars on his show tonight than Trump in a lifetime could ever get to come to his events. Poor sad Donald. He is just stewing in anger, bitterness and jealousy pondering this.
Maybe Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Hulk Hogan and Kevin Sorbo can go door to door registering voters. That would be hilarious.... all tripping down Has-been Lane. Maybe Roseanne Barr can invite them in for bitter burnt cookies.
And Hawaiians are not immigrants, let alone illegal immigrants. And they don't eat pets. And the election wasn't "stollen" in 2020. It a ten-year loooong list of lies .
If Biden had stayed in the race, Donald could’ve just hid away at Mar-a-Lardo and let the media do the work for him. But with the momentum Kamala has gained, he feels like he has to speak out now and unfortunately for him that only makes him look worse. We can’t get complacent though. It’s National Voter Registration Day so check your registration, fill out your ballot (and envelope) properly, and make sure your vote for Kamala is counted after you cast it!
I still don't understand why you have to "register" first to be able to vote in the US. In Germany for example, EVERY Citizen _(and yes, also convicted felons)_ get a Voting Card before an upcoming election, and you only need your ID to vote at your local polling spot. That's it
He didn't do it alone. The so called conservative media has helped him. They are programming their audiances like zombies and robots. I'm surrounded by MAGA's in my family, I'm the odd man out and am going to stay in that position, but they say the exact same things, even though they never talk to one another ever, like robots they will use the same exact words for their arguments and use the same exact phrases. It's actually a bit frightening sometimes. Especially because they are saying these things to me. They are learning catch phrases and rhetoric from the crap and the lies they are being told. They've all joined a cult and just don't know it yet. I hope they come out of it.
Jimmie is great. But we need to understand that the trump campaign wants us to focus on immigration. however absurd trump’s lies are about it, so we don’t focus on his other campaign absurdities and failures.
Hi from Australia😊👋! Voting reduces the risk of unwanted presidencies!🌊🇺🇸🗽!
Hopefully every sane & intelligent American learnt from Nov 5th 2016 there is no "morning after pill" Nov 6th.👍😉-🗳🌊🌊🌊🌊TSUNAMI❗🎆
Sensational. Very funny 😂
Did Australia learn that lesson? Y'all have had a loony or two in charge over the past decade or so.
@@beenaplumber8379 We have a successful mandatory voting system shared by a number of nations & recognised as most successful democratic electoral system in the world (to remove opportunity of fanatics commandeering elections- lunatics taking over the asylum as in USA Nov 5th 2016) , we have a more than 2 Party System, we have a preferential electoral system, we have one man-one vote- all votes equal (*no electoral college nor gerrymander😱), we have a Federal election & have the State Commitees & vote counters independently employed & completely removed from any political party. We elect PMs & Parliament can & does call new elections (& referendums) any time between their term of Office expiry.(4 years) . I would be interested in know who, in your opinion- PM you considered loony? Quite seriously there always is only a small degree of separation b/w the two elected parties (unless you are a "fanatic"). Unfortunately the Trump45 Virus spread to Australia (but only small % of the population is infected)👍👏😊.
lol
That opening was SO FREAKIN' COOL!!!! I loved it!!
I thought it was Ocean 11
@@condorX2I thought it was a viagra commercial
Only thing that could have made it better is if the next guy at the door was Matt Damon with a picture of Jimmy
@@n.lite.n111was that your attempt at entertainment?
So much better. 🙄
The acting was on point
Great opening with 2 of my favorite actors. BAM!!! 👊🏾👍🏾💯🇺🇲
Well, one of my favorite actors, George Cooney. Brad Pitt comes off arrogant. I know someone who stated, Brad Pitt hasn’t the capacity to be loyal to any woman he is in a relationship with. He’s also not that great of an actor. His good looks definitely was his asset!
VOTE
I was a democratic judge for 12 years
I worked in a Russian Area
They were so happy to have the opportunity to vote & actually count
They would be standing in the cold 3 blocks down
It was great
U HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO VOTE
IF u don’t like the choices USE U VOICE. WORK FOR U CHOICE
Don’t Be Apathetic
U FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT
Nice story but, WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING SO LOUD?!?
We understand you perfectly fine without shouting in ALL CAPS
@@buddyholly9269 cuz I can
@@VirginiaDavis-i9l YES YOU CAN🤣and for some people you need to...europe thanks you
ma'am...thank you for bringing this to the table...and you can "yell" all you want because a lot of people just.don't.listen...and don't get the point...
@@angelikashipman3260 thx I’ll yell it from the hilltop
When women & all people get equality I will shut up
Love this… as a Canadian I wish you Americans well xo. ❤❤
Michigan here, thank you for being the best foreign neighbor on the globe!!💙
In solidarity with you in Massachusetts.
We appreciate our neighbors to the Great White North‼️❤😅
We love our neighbours! You got this! 💙🇨🇦💗🇺🇸💙
As an American, I wish you Canadians well😊
That was one hell of an opening, what a trio.
Oh yeah! I loved it.
I didn't watch it all. And Donald J Trump belching 😊 l didn't really hear that part. 😅😅😅😅
Funny!
It was boring. Clooney is OLD. And the Damon beef is tired.
So much for Ocean's eleven gang.
Great opening with Brad and George.
That was nothing short of hilarious!!! Maybe the best skit I've ever seen!!!
When I think of the women who were abused and diminished when they fought for the right to vote, it is inconceivable to me that any woman in this country would pass on this important privilege and duty. Please---everyone---register and VOTE!
I still don't think woman should vote. You only have the option because men let you!
@@ixclusiverc 😃😄😅😂🤣😄😃😘
@olga138 let me be more clear women vote off emotion men vote on logic.
Kamala campaign tell you Republicans want to ban abortion. That not true, abortion has been given back to the states for America citizens vote on directly. They have convinced many women that you right are at stake if you vote Trump. So tell me how big of a concern was it to the democrats when Biden and Kamala did nothing about it for 4 years?
If you have no concern in abortion then tell me a policy of Kamala that has or will benefit Americans?
@@ixclusiverc 😄😁🤣😂😗🙃😆😁
@ixclusiverc you're absolutely right, but it's not a nice thing to say, so the people who need to hear it will ignore you.
Love it. Kimmel' delivers punchlines in variety of ways. Really entertaining.
It’s crazy how even in a spoof scene like this that Brad Pitt and George Clooney absolutely nailed it like it was a big budget movie. Great opening!
Fooled me. Until Jimmy spoke, I thought I was watching a promo for an upcoming movie.
Probably better than the shitty movie they're starring in!
Hope this means a new Oceans movie….
@@jeffreythetruth1135🙄
You fixed your fingers to type that trash. Jealousy doesn't look good
Was the thing about buying a zoo a reference to anything specific?
So glad they’ve kept the Matt Damon sketch going!!!
😂, Jimmy's like "sketch?" 🤣
Lol
I wanted to vote for McGovern and against Nixon in 1972, but I was only 17. I couldn't wait to register to vote when I turned 18 in 1973. The voting age had recently been lowered and I was excited to vote in the 1974 midterms. I can't fathom how so many young people today don't vote!
I had the same issue in 2004, I turned 18 a week after the election. But at least I can say that the first president I got to vote for was Obama.
I registered in 72 to vote against Nixon
I turn 70 in one month ❤
I wanted to vote for McGovern too, but I was only 6! I attended our local Democrat caucuses (and voted for delegates) when I was 17, registered within days of my 18th birthday, and less than a month after my 18th birthday I cast my first vote - against Reagan! My state (MN) was the only state that Reagan didn't win, so I was on the winning side! Or so I tell myself...
In Australia we have compulsory voting, so if you don’t vote you get fined. It’s one of my favourite features of our electoral system, if you live in a democracy it’s your duty to vote.
I turned 18 in 1971 and worked for a few weeks as a volunteer on the McGovern campaign and was proud to vote for him in 72. I've only missed one POTUS election because I was out of country in 1984 and didn't file an absentee ballot. I knew Reagan would win in a landslide so my one vote against him wouldn't have changed a thing. But this year, every vote is needed because we are not going back. Harris/Walz 2024!!
The Clooney and Pitt opening was brilliant. Love seeing these guys together.
The first thing I thought was the Ocean movies, and Damon was in those with them, which made it even funnier.
Jimmy's got acting chops!
Yes, I loved the opening!
Pitt is so good with comedy. They both are. Not just a pretty face. When the world hurts this much, you need to laugh. Thanks folks. ✌️
EDIT: i love Oprah’s jump suit! Very DEVO working class hero.
Those guys are just amazing at comedy what a opening lol 😂 great to see them ! Poor Matt lol
I was thinking GhostBusters!😁
Way to go Jimmy. Love you and your show and dedication to saving America as a democratic republic. 🙏🏻
I feel an optimistic wave of positive change for our fragile environment, equality, health care, and overall compassion for our humanity❤ I'm voting for Harris. I live in TX. Most of my Texas "circle" doesn"t understand Trump supporters. UNFORTUNATELY, I feel it's greed from oil industry and/or racism. Let's vote! Harris/Waltz
Texan here, I understand what you mean. We need those votes down the ballot blue.
@@stevedavajon2194You are Wrong vaquero. TRUMP IS THE LOSER.
Seventh generation Texan here. Vote Blue up and down the ballot so that we can rescue the middle class. Government of the rich, by the rich, and for the rich is destroying this state and country.
GO AHEAD VOTE FOR CHINA!!!!
@@williamsstephenshas the state fixed your electrical grid yet, with all your tax money? Just curious?
Wonderful! Thanks to all of you who worked so hard to entertain us with the truth.
😂😂 Kimmel v Damon. The bestest longest feud schtick ever. Priceless lol
He should retire that bit. It’s so overdone and not funny anymore.
🤣🤣🤣
@@tw4134 party pooper 😂. No, it must go on dude. Learn to laugh, it's good 4 yur soul. Lol
About 20 years ago, the first thing I did as I was leaving the Naturalization Ceremony was registering to vote in one of the booths outside the arena and I have been voting since (I also vote for primary elections)
The Jimmy Kimmel/Matt Damon "feud" has to be the greatest running gag in show business history. All these years later it's still funny.
That old McDonald song was pure gold! I laughed my butt off!!
Keep laughing when Trump wins!
@@stevedavajon21943rd times the charm before the election
It was hilarious! 😂😂
@@stevedavajon2194I have a concept for a plan. Poor dementia don. 😂😂😂
Same here. I want to see that again and again!
Someone needs to do a mashup of Don Jrs air quotes and his dad’s accordian hands
I can see it.
Air speculum -- they don't just play "doctor", they play "gynecologist".
“Guy!”, begins Cocaine Junior with every one of his greasy, saucered pupil rants…
I think yall are confusing Jr for Hunter…
@SKSillSKSill um yeah ok whatever! BOT!
Good evening from Switzerland, we vote 4 times a year. YOU are the greatest country , which means it should no problem for its citizens to vote ONCE every 2 year.
It's cute that Barron is working on his first indictment together with his father.
Preparing him to be a future presidential candidate.
It's still America..people have a right to a democrook,, or a republicrook...
@@harvey3547 Oh hell the country doesn’t need another Trump in politics!💙💙💙💙
@@jrc3648 i bet you voted for killary, backstabbing your own marines
😂🎉
OMG! THANK YOU JIMMY AND OPRAH! I am overseas and been trying to check on my registration to vote if I don't get back to the US in time. But I wasn't getting good information from the register office. This cleared it up I went to the website that Oprah said and I got it done.
GOOG GOING!
Vote Trump!!!!
Yay! I typed “am I registered” in my search bar, and was directed to the right place. I’m registered! Vote Blue! We won’t go back!
Well done. Vote Blue.
Vote for normalcy and democracy!
Harris-Walz 2024!💙🇺🇸💙
SPRINGFIELD OHIO STRONG!!!!!
and I hope against all odds Strongly Blue
@@amazedsatsuma You do know it's a deep red state & town... right lol maybe you should listen to what the actual residence are saying and not ALT LEFT dying late night show hosts lol
Too bad all Ohio doesn't see it
A lot to learn you still have, my young Padawan!
Donald Sr plays the air accordion 🪗 and Donnie Jr plays the air quotes.😊
Duty, privilege and POWER to vote! Do it while we still have democracy!
Loomer the looper one crazy 🤪 insane woman. Too much BOTOX! Scary woman!
I'm an Independent. There are things about both parties I like and dislike. That being said, Donald Trump is not fit to serve, unless you mean in the self serving sense. Look closely people. This is Donald Trump. He could give a damn about you, and we could lose the republic!
@@elcid2865 Article 1 states: “The peoples of the Americas have a right to democracy and their governments have an obligation to promote and defend it.” It also states that: “Democracy is essential for the social, political, and economic development of the peoples of the Americas.” Don't see the word democracy in the Declaration of Independence. Would you prefer we move to an autocracy? Triump will give you that.
@@alfredeneuman6966 You do know we're a Republic... right.... go back to 3rd grade history, kid.
@@elcid2865 Seriously dude, do you not listen to the man?! Type in Trumps 'Agenda 47'. While YOU may think Trump is cleaning up Dodge, in reality he is dismantling any who stand in his way of absolute authority of the Presidency. Trump kniows the system now. He did not do it before, but he is promicing retribution and retaliation for any who stand in his way. Who else does that? A dictator. Maybe that's your idea of a republic or democracy. It ain't mine!
Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire
Great opening...then you ruined everything with Winfrey...why do you cater to this con woman ?
@@denisedey588Do you not realize you're replying to someone else? The person you're replying to has nothing to do with the opening or with Oprah.
@@denisedey588That's a comment for the main section and not an individual thread.
@@denisedey588Your momma likes her. 👍
@@rpdx3 not a chance
Trump singing "Old MacDonald had a Farm" was so good, I need to rewind it, get stoned, and enjoy watching it again. It was that good.
You must be stoned to not vote for him!
I wish they'd put these bits out as Shorts afterwards - Jimmy's had a few like this which I'd love to keep.
@@stevedavajon2194 You mean, like as a reward to yourself for not doing something stupid?
That opening with Pitt and Clooney was great, the Don Jr air quotes and his lisp 🤦🏻♀️, the trump old McDonald’s song and Oprah with her message to register and vote and she looks so wonderful. Finally conquered her life long weight problem. Great show Jimmy! As usual
Another Canadian here. I follow your politics in amazement. We are close neighbours, are affected by the madness over the border, and can't vote. If you have that privilege, please vote. Vote for the world.
What makes you think that the Americans who need urging to vote by this point care in the least about the world at-large?
@@Mediaright I'm an American and do care about the safety and stability of the world.
@@Mediarightwhat makes you think they don’t?
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Vote blue freedom North America..❤
I'm Canadian and have always been proud to vote since the age of 18, whether it was a mayor, provincial Premier (Canadian version of US governor for state) , to federal elections.
We can’t get a lot of Americans, to vote. That’s how we got a dt!!!
The writers of this show are excellent and Kimmel is the best host….sooo funny.
Diddy video dragging his gf in the hotel room and kicking her viciously was horrible. Hope he gets charged and put in jail.
Pididy is going to prison 😮 jail is like preschool.
He has been charged. He was denied bail, he is in jail.
Try to keep up
He got away with that one through a settlement I think. But now the case is way bigger.
These celebrity flashy millionaires think they can beat up women and bail themselves out. Take away his gold and what do you have ?? A punk who is incapable of being a gentleman.
yEP HE did , now all we need to Strumped an indicted litigant to be PUT IN JAIL TODAY ALSO~
Holy coke batman. 😂😂😂
Does jr not know we know? He keeps going in front of the camera high as hell. 😂😂😂😂😂
He's lost a lot of weight since 2020, probably more than he intended
You know how some people get drunk, and dial exes? Junior gets high and has to go in front of a camera.
An addict is the last person to know everybody knows they are an addict. Their lives are ruled by denial.
@@rossburg84 he gets his bad daddy issues from his bad daddy
Lobbying means thieving Americans taxpayers money
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊 ❤👋
Best talk show on the air? 🤣🤣 you must be joking. This show sucks.
@@HeelsUpHarrisNachoPrezyet you're here. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@blackpearl6836 the Left’s rhetoric brought me here… it’s hysterical… go cry about it.
@kamalasuxxxx I see you are trolling again. Wow get a life.
Jimmy Kimmel conveniently went on summer vacation after hosting a Biden fundraiser in L.A. before his debate disaster and overthrow by the Democrats. He didn't have to cover any of that and look like a hypocrite.
Thank you Jimmy for standing up front and demolishing donald ! Respect
I can't wait for the "Silence of The Trumps."
"wouldn't it be loverly" 🎶
🎶 It's fun to fly on Jeffrey's plane/ It's fun to fly on Jeffrey's plane/ You can do whatever you want/ Even grab 'em by the... 🎶
-YMCA parody by Robby Roadsteamer
@@lorrie2878 nice!
Good one 😊
as they say, silence is golden
Put Trump and Diddy in the same cell 👌
They should join cells with Weinstein and R Kelly 😂
R Kelly and Diddy one cell
Trump and Booty warrior in one cell
Who gets to be the top?
Don't forget Bill Clinton.
And Biden
I would be overwhelmed if Oprah came and urged me to vote. However, I have been voting every since I was old enough to register. I remember how strange it felt back then to be allowed to do that. I urge everyone to vote. Don't sit back and let others decide for you who will govern this country. I will be voting 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
In America, the result of the Presidential election, and others, is decided by:- One third of the population who vote Democrat, one third who vote Republican and one third who don't bother to vote at all.
Why would Oprah requesting people vote be overwhelming for you? She's just another US citizen who understands the importance and value of voting. You might need to take her off the pedestal and view her as a person just like you.
@@sharonlholmes7857 She’s not “just another US citizen “. I think I can safely say she’s made more of her life than the majority of citizens. She didn’t get where she is by luck, she worked damn hard for it, so a little bit of respect wouldn’t go amiss. I certainly don’t hold her on a “pedestal “ but respect where it’s due.
🙄
Excellent guest list! Love you Jimmy…❤
That Old McDonald remake was truly beautiful 🥹🥹🥹🥹
I laughed so hard...it was fantastic!!!😂😂
@@pamelasmith6459 🤣🤣
Wow!!! They really such outstanding actors….man the talent👍👍👍
As a black woman she definitely doesn't take voting for granted. Between fighting to get the right to vote and fighting to be able to exercise it, that any 18 year old can do it now is certainly a duty and a privilege.
Voting today is different and rigged.
💯💯💯 It took til 1920 for women to get the right to vote, but it took until the Voting Rights act in the 60s for women of color to get full voting rights. Suffrage is very precious and it was purchased with hard work, suffering and lives. We must cherish it and exercise it enthusiastically!!🌊💙🇺🇸🗳
@@kookootrix1978 And who fought tooth and nail in the 1950s and 60s to stop women of color from voting? That's right, the democrats.
@@kookootrix1978 Absolutely
Way out of pocket comment and this black woman doesn’t speak for me. The left has been taking us for granted for decades. From the economy to education to life quality we’re falling further behind as each year passes. We’re in the wrong god d*mn country!
Kimmel you really a bright light 💖💖
Billie Eilish endorsed Kamala Harris...
Trump on Sunday: I HATE BILLY EYELASH!
And he probably thinks that Billie Eilish is a dude.
This made me LOL!!!👍🏽
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂@@glennwelsh9784
The ending was the best part. When I was 19 in 1968, I could not vote. The age was 21. Lowering the voting age was just one of the many rights we have secured over the decades. We're not going back.
GA and KY voting age in 1968 was 18. Like beer drinking and draft for military. Now, all 50 states vote at 18. No draft. Voluntary armed forces, but registration. Drink at 21. Please vote in 2024. Thank baby boomers for changes
@bettyjones113 ... I grew up in California. I might be wrong about the age for state elections, but for the presidency that was a major issue. Young men could be drafted but not vote for the commander in chief.
No draft registration for XX (as of 09 2024) ~
It wasn't until 1972 that the voter age was moved from 21 to 18 in California
@@bonghunezhou5051 who cares, not an issue, looks like someone wants to troll.
They mentioned voting as a privilege ...but its more than that. Voting is a RIGHT, guaranteed by the Constitution.
Which you lose by being a felon. Which doesn't stop you from running for office...your Constitution ain't all it's cracked up to be
@@lenawagenfuehr53Wrong, most states allow felons to vote as long as they are not incarcerated.
@@RadagastBrown420many don’t. florida even manipulated the results of a ballot measure to defeat the will of the people on this.
But, it’s not actually “Guaranteed” which is why the John Lewis Voting act is so important to fight for. 🙏🏾
@@RadagastBrown420 Source? I always thought that felons were felons, and that they are not authorized any privileges or rights. They gave up all that when they commited a crime or crimes. Yes, when you are a convicted felon, you gave up your rights.
Hilarious clip of Old TrumpDonald on the funny farm! Memorable😂
Someone tell donjr that trying to look sober just makes it worse.
Sheesh
I never realized how tiny his shoulders are. 😂
@@Sweetpea064 yeah it’s the tiny family 😂😂
tell that to hunter biden
@@mysticmac7 who? Oh yeah, the son of the President they tried to impeach on nothing and suddenly* lost interest the day Joe Biden decided not to run anymore!
* wich isn't suspiciously saying "wich hunt" or "election interference" AT ALL, NO SIR!
Good on you Jimmy!!! thanks for being political and relentless!! if Trump gets back in, America will look back in shame. Keep the fight...
You ought to be ashamed of yourselves!
Brad and George! 😂
Should go away they are so old and expensive
@@BenSkyLakewood What a stupid thing to comment though.
@@BenSkyLakewood jealous much. They have the life you can only dream of.
Two old doggies smelling soup! lol…they haven’t aged well at all!
@@ohmoflife1I know very few people in their 60s that look as good as those two. I mean, they’re incredibly wealthy and famous so that’s not shocking. We could probably all look pretty damn good with the right people and money behind us. But I think it’s pretty bold to suggest that they don’t look good for their ages
I’m embarrassed and ashamed of what I heard. Thanks for bringing it to our attention.
Omgosh, that Old McDonald song was hilarious 😂
Trump's next comment about P Diddy will be, "I don't know him, I never met him" 💙💙💙💙
For sure! It’s what he always does.
@@jacquibradley1598 Hope he have film of trump attending a event or party hosted by Diddy.
@@DariusShannon-c2s If he attended (and I won't be shocked if he did), most definitely, I hope they do!!
Nope he’s going to say if diddy get black peoples to vote for him he’s going to porden him if becomes president 😂😂😂
No one's better at not knowing people than me.
The opening was absolutely hilarious. I was not expecting that.
Seriously, Don Jr. Is Not someone I would ever trust to speak truth. He doesn't know the meaning.
Did he always lisp like that or is it a new denture set?
He is so high
Like father like son.
No one should trust Any of the trumps. period.
None of the Trumps are smart people, they just think they are and get exposed every time they open their mouths.
Great opening Jimmy ,
👍
As a Canadian I find it utterly bizarre that automatic voter registration is not standard across the entire United States.
It sometimes seems that the American election system is focused more on making it difficult for citizens to vote than on getting citizens to vote.
I believe that some countries even have laws requiring people to vote.
The United States is certainly at the opposite end of the spectrum.
The US is incredibly backward, @geofflepper. The popular vote is the people's will, not an outdated Electoral College.
You bring up important points. It seems some politicians ARE trying to make it hard for people who oppose them to vote. Seems to me it would be easier to try to win them over to your side than to suppress their vote.
You are correct. The activities of the regressive Republican party are clearly designed to reduce voting at all opportunities, legal or not.
Greetings from Belgium, a country where voting is madatory, on Sundays, and all you have to do is bring your ID-card, wich has a chip on it, because everyone is registred from his birthday on.
Of course we don't have an electoral college.
But we also don't have 50 states forming one giant country.
@@watersipper1116 It's not easier to win them over when your goals and policies are very, very unpopular.
First you had Brad Pitt and Clooney do a great skit, then bringing out Oprah to get that girl to register to vote was classic. You out did yourself last night Jimmy. 🎉👍🏻💯🇺🇲💙
Exquisite montage w/“Old McDonald”. Thanks for the laughs, we need you & are grateful for you Jimmy. And ,just say sending good thoughts for your son & s speedy healing since his most recent surgery. He’s a courageous kid! Terrific family. And looks like a terrific family all around. Thanks for that, too. 👏👏💙💙💯🇺🇸💙💙
Hearing an official say "Freakoffs" is probably the funniest thing. 🤣And why is it that whenever someone's charged with some of the most horrendous crimes Trump is always there?
Define “Freakoffs”… Isn’t that a matter of opinion?… Open to interpretation?… Who would put that in a Legal Document?😕
He is, he is there first
@druellapartee2010 because it's an intricate part of this horrible case! Your opinion doesn't matter to homeland security or SDNY. They only care about the facts. These are the facts. Read the unsealed indictment. 🙄
THAT is the important question! Why is he always there??
@@druellapartee2010 It's not an interpretation or an opinion, diddy named them that. The explanation is written in the indictment if you would care to read it
NO MORE DIDDY!!!!!
Is that shock or delight ?
F$#% ALL EGO rap
Free the Diddler
@@TestSubject888 Jail him!
He has been a shady guy since he was known as puff-daddy
The way DTJ moves his jaw around is the way someone on coke talks and moves his jaw. My ex used to do that when he was coked up.
Kimmel is the king of roasting Trump, which may be self preservation, and that shows intelligence, wisdom, and superb satire!
Yes...intelligence, wisdom...!
@elpadre6636 that’s pretty low dude.
@elpadre6636 let me guess, you're a "pro-life" trump supporter?
El Padre needs to be reported.
He's vile.
@@TheIronMarshall First time I have ever reported a comment, it’s been removed. Awful!
Donnie praising Diddy would make a great Anti-Trump campaign ad! 😂😂😂
🌊💙🌊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗳🗽
Water seeks its own level.
what about clinton and obama praising diddy
Clinton and Obama are running for President?! Oh no, wait, they can't because they were re-elected, unlike Dumpy Don, Epstein's wingman. 😂😂😂
That’s absolutely genius from 11:27. Congrats to those who worked on putting all that together!!
Brilliant!
As a Canadian 🇨🇦I want all USA 🇺🇸 citizens to vote,,, the world depends on you 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Trump 2024🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸this is not Canada ‼️
F BLUE,
As you can see, we have a mental health problem in the US.
@@believepeacefully9333 as a European ... FFS just don't vote for the side that has Russian financed influencers.
@@MiracleFound LMAO. You win.
Don Jr. learned the art of projection from the best.
Springfield Ohio should sue Trump/Vance for costs and suffering.
They actually voting for Trump. They are having a very bad time. And it's not about pets. It's very dangerous there. I'm not American so I get news different. There is something bad happening in Springfield
@@annanelson6830 seriously? 🤣🤣
Yes, sue Trump and Vance, but sue them personally so that they have to pay personally. And don’t forget Don the Con JR.
@@HeelsUpHarrisNachoPrezsays the cult follower. 😂😂😂
THEY ABSOLUTELY SHOULD!
Thank you, Oprah and Jimmy. EVERY person with power and influence needs to be stepping up NOW to help us get every eligible American registered to vote, and checking to make sure their registration is up to date/valid, AND that all of us pitch in to help get family, friends, neighbors, elders to the polls. It's time to say goodbye to Trump, Vance, and MAGA once and for all.
What an elitist stance. "Please, 1%, won't you tell us all how to vote?!!!"
DJT Jr has obviously been hittin' the nose candy.
If he had some hand puppets he could go on a comedy tour with Roseanne and Rob Schneider.
You spelled Hunter Biden wrong.
I don't suppose you're afraid to admit the same for Hunter Biden right? Or maybe the big guy was the one sneaking in all the coke so he could try to get a coherent sentence out.
Hey ivan, we don't use Cyrillic in the US
My question is. Why can Don Jr get away with snorting Coke and let everyone know he is doing it but Hunter Biden gets persecuted for doing the same thing. There is absolutely no justice.
When he says I saw it on TV you know his girlfriend showed him a FB clip :))
No, I'm pretty sure he's so old he still watches TV.
LOVED SEEING GEORGE CLOONEY AND BRAD PITT OPENING THE SHOW IT WAS HILARIOUS THANK YOU JIMMY. 💙💙💙💙💜💜💜💜♥️♥️♥️♥️😎😎😎😎 VERY COOL.
Even jr.'s air quotes are coked up beyond belief.
this fool with the air quotes , i cant even deal with him seriously at all. im laughing so hard
Kimmel and his writers are brilliant!!!!😂
Kimmel sucks
It's SO hard to write for Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers, just write anti-Trump material.
In one of the books regarding Donald Trump, there was a quote stating that the former president said “if you say something enough, the people will believe it”. Does that sound familiar?❤
Absolutely! I told a relative that... sadly, it didn't seem to matter. They still think he's honest and 'God's hand is on the election'. Tired of those who deny the previous election and want to blame God for their choices, I pointed out that 'God isn't voting, you are. Accept responsibility for your actions.' It wasn't well-received... but it didn't make it any less true.
If you repeat a lie enough times people believe it
Like Trump learning to flush a toilet or shred his documents
Didn’t Goebbels say that?
I believe it's in a certain World War era German leaders book.
The concept is referred to as "The Big Lie".
I am 76 and have never missed voting in a national election. It is MT duty and my pleasure to support the Constitution. I go to the voting place every time. Well except for covid we had a local election. Vote people for your children your grandchildren.
I'm voting for whatever time I have left, but more so for my son's future ❤
I am 58 and have been voting since Reagan VS Mondale. I have never understood why everyone doesn't register at 16.
Keep up the great work !
Ladies and gentlemen, Donald Trumps worst nightmare, Mr Jimmy Kimmel ✊💙💙💙
All the late night hosts are Donnie's worst nightmare.
And Trump/MAGA are Late Nights Best food for Material
Apparently, it's now Taylor Swift .. 🤔
@@tiwantiwaabibiman2603could be both! and other show hosts!
@jimmyconnolly3461 Funny that Jimmy Kimmel went on summer vacation after hosting a Biden fundraiser in L.A. and didn't have to cover his debate and overthrow by the Democrats!
Kimmel has more prominent stars on his show tonight than Trump in a lifetime could ever get to come to his events. Poor sad Donald. He is just stewing in anger, bitterness and jealousy pondering this.
Maybe Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Hulk Hogan and Kevin Sorbo can go door to door registering voters. That would be hilarious.... all tripping down Has-been Lane. Maybe Roseanne Barr can invite them in for bitter burnt cookies.
@@RH-yn7yq
I’m dying 😂😂😂😂
Oh Don't forget Chachi loves Joanie Scott Baio.
Stewed pumpkin...
nah, he got that guy from the Dear Hunter. and the Frank Sinatra impersonator. And I guess sometimes Snoop Dogg.
Don't make America stupid AGAIN
Vote 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙
Judging by MAGA it seems a large proportion is in the process of doing so......🤪
Make fascism irrelevant again
Too late.
That's a good one!
@@cassiusdhami9215
Too late,
Harris is already running.
Vote🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
I hope Oprah will mention how important it is to also vote, and not just register to vote.
How *anyone* could want Trump to be president (again) is *completely* beyond me!
Me too😅
Because he's super smart.
@@nsaurabh25 So smart he had to declare bankruptcy how many times?
@@carlreed6186 Six, to be exact!😂
About half of the country, why can't you comprehend it? Probably because you live in a liberal bubble and watch Jimmy Kimmel.
I love Jimmy Kimmel show. 👏🏽❤️😂 Thank you Jimmy Kimmel.
Both attackers were former Teump supporters. Go figure.
Trying to keep him out of jail.
@@carlreed6186nah, he’s just magnetic for the mentally ill and weird.
And Hawaiians are not immigrants, let alone illegal immigrants. And they don't eat pets.
And the election wasn't "stollen" in 2020.
It a ten-year loooong list of lies .
That's a lie
Vote 💙
The Matt Damon jokes never get old
I love Jimmy Kimmel! He is on fire, as usual. Too, too funny!
Another GREAT show.....Thanks Jimmy for caring!
Don Jr. Is incredibly annoying to listen to
@@bonniejarstad chip off the old block.
Have you heard Eric??…lol
That's why they put him on more often. Eric as well. Put them voters off!
And look at
Daddy ain't the prez anymore. Wake up little Trump🙄
If Biden had stayed in the race, Donald could’ve just hid away at Mar-a-Lardo and let the media do the work for him. But with the momentum Kamala has gained, he feels like he has to speak out now and unfortunately for him that only makes him look worse. We can’t get complacent though. It’s National Voter Registration Day so check your registration, fill out your ballot (and envelope) properly, and make sure your vote for Kamala is counted after you cast it!
I'd rather have Kamala than Biden in office
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I still don't understand why you have to "register" first to be able to vote in the US.
In Germany for example, EVERY Citizen _(and yes, also convicted felons)_ get a Voting Card before an upcoming election, and you only need your ID to vote at your local polling spot. That's it
I'm not serving someone who whored her way to the vice presidency and got primaried against Tulsi freaking Gabbard.
You are the best! Your humor is helping America cope with this horrible man who has brainwashed so many innocent people!
Clooney?
You have no mind to be washed!
He didn't do it alone. The so called conservative media has helped him. They are programming their audiances like zombies and robots. I'm surrounded by MAGA's in my family, I'm the odd man out and am going to stay in that position, but they say the exact same things, even though they never talk to one another ever, like robots they will use the same exact words for their arguments and use the same exact phrases. It's actually a bit frightening sometimes. Especially because they are saying these things to me. They are learning catch phrases and rhetoric from the crap and the lies they are being told. They've all joined a cult and just don't know it yet. I hope they come out of it.
@@stevedavajon2194And you do?
So well said gladys! That’s my grandmother’s name!!
I don’t know who I love more. Jimmy Kimmel or Taylor Swift
Lol get a life
Don Jr sounds like Ben Stiller in Dodgeball
At least the lisp wasn't as noticeable, he was concentrating hard on that lol
... on cocain.
No one makes me bleed my own blood!
Seriously!!!
Thank God we have Jimmy Kimmel to put a smile on our faces.
Kimmel, Fallon, as long as they can make us laugh, there is hope
YES!!!
If Trump were to win, he most definitely would weaponize the DOJ and lock Kimmel up!
Jimmie is great. But we need to understand that the trump campaign wants us to focus on immigration. however absurd trump’s lies are about it, so we don’t focus on his other campaign absurdities and failures.
@@scottamichie So true.... He would rather we talked about cats and dogs as opposed to all his failures. Distractions....
Oh man the more I look at Donnie Jr. I feel like he's on crack.
Duh…😅
He is!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
You think 🤔
😂😂
@@missbee3659maybe a little too slow for crack.. some drug that's illegal though